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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:39,851 --> 00:00:42,261 >>> TODAY ON "ZIWE" I'LL TALK ABOUT IMMIGRATION. 2 00:00:42,355 --> 00:00:46,055 WITH OVER 44 MILLION IMMIGRANTS, THE U.S. HAS MORE IMMIGRANTS 3 00:00:46,159 --> 00:00:47,689 THAN ANY OTHER COUNTRY IN THE WORLD. 4 00:00:47,795 --> 00:00:50,195 >> SOUNDS RIDICULOUS WHEN YOU SAY -- 5 00:00:50,297 --> 00:00:53,897 >> DESPITE BEING A NATION OF IMMIGRANTS HISTORICALLY 6 00:00:54,002 --> 00:00:56,672 AMERICA'S LAWS AND ATTITUDES TOWARDS IMMIGRATION HAVE BEEN 7 00:00:56,772 --> 00:00:57,472 EXCLUSIONARY. 8 00:00:57,673 --> 00:00:59,943 >> WAIT, WAIT. WHAT JT YOU'RE CANADIAN? 9 00:01:00,042 --> 00:01:04,252 U. GIVE ME YOUR TIRED, POOR, HUDDLED MASSES HAS ONLY APPLIED 10 00:01:04,347 --> 00:01:06,717 TO A SELECT FEW. 11 00:01:06,817 --> 00:01:07,587 >> REALLY NICE. 12 00:01:07,685 --> 00:01:11,555 >> JULIO TORRES IS AN ICONIC IMMIGRANT. 13 00:01:11,656 --> 00:01:15,786 SO I INVITED HIM TO THE SHOW. GIVES VALUABLE ADVISE TO 14 00:01:15,894 --> 00:01:16,504 IMMIGRANTS. 15 00:01:16,595 --> 00:01:17,695 >> WHAT DO YOU NEED ADVICE IN. 16 00:01:17,797 --> 00:01:19,097 >> MAKES SUGGESTIONS. 17 00:01:19,199 --> 00:01:20,029 >> MAY I MAKE A SUGGESTION. 18 00:01:20,133 --> 00:01:21,433 >> AND SO MUCH MORE. 19 00:01:21,534 --> 00:01:24,104 >> KEEP DOING WHAT YOU'VE BEEN DOING. 20 00:01:24,205 --> 00:01:30,675 >> LATER WE TALK TO SECRETARY OF HOUSING AND URBAN DEVELOPMENT 21 00:01:30,779 --> 00:01:32,779 JULIAN CASTRO FOR MORE INSIGHT. SO STAY TUNED. 22 00:01:32,881 --> 00:01:34,381 IT'S GOING TO BE ICONIC. 23 00:01:34,483 --> 00:01:39,423 >> THE CLOCK IS TICKING. 24 00:01:39,523 --> 00:01:39,763 >> ZIWE " 25 00:01:39,857 --> 00:01:40,257 >> ZIWXI 26 00:01:40,624 --> 00:01:49,074 >> ZIW "ZIWE" STARTS RIGHT NOW. 27 00:02:18,936 --> 00:02:23,236 >>> YOU KNOW HIS WRITING FROM "SNL." 28 00:02:23,341 --> 00:02:27,311 HIS TANTASTIC SHOW AND HBO SPECIAL, "MY FAVORITE SHAPES." 29 00:02:27,413 --> 00:02:33,823 PLEASE WELCOME JULIO TORRES! HI. 30 00:02:33,921 --> 00:02:35,061 >> HI. 31 00:02:35,156 --> 00:02:37,326 >> OH, MY GOD! HOW ARE YOU DOING? 32 00:02:37,425 --> 00:02:38,525 THANK YOU FOR DOING THE SHOW. 33 00:02:38,626 --> 00:02:39,856 >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME. 34 00:02:39,961 --> 00:02:44,931 >> JULIO, IN "ES SQUIER" MAGAZINE YOU SUNS SAID I'M NOT 35 00:02:45,034 --> 00:02:48,844 HERE REPRESENTING IMMIGRANTS. I AM NOT HERE REPRESENTING 36 00:02:48,939 --> 00:02:50,739 SALVADORANS, HISPANICS OR GAY PEOPLE. 37 00:02:50,841 --> 00:02:53,981 I HAVE NEVER WANTED TO USE ANY OF THOSE THINGS AS CALLING CARD. 38 00:02:54,078 --> 00:02:56,278 WHO DO YOU WANT TO REPRESENT LESS? 39 00:02:56,381 --> 00:02:58,521 IMMIGRANTS OR GAY PEOPLE? 40 00:02:58,617 --> 00:03:02,457 >> UM -- I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE -- MAYBE WE ALLOW THE 41 00:03:02,555 --> 00:03:03,555 GROUPS TO VOTE. 42 00:03:03,656 --> 00:03:06,256 >> WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR STRONGEST VOTING BLOC IS? 43 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:08,200 >> I DON'T KNOW MY NUMBERS. 44 00:03:08,295 --> 00:03:08,995 >> EITHER IS OFFENSIVE. 45 00:03:09,096 --> 00:03:10,996 >> YES. I AM VERY VULNERABLE. 46 00:03:11,098 --> 00:03:13,868 YOU CAN FULLY WHATEVER YOU WANT. 47 00:03:13,969 --> 00:03:19,639 >> MY NAME IS JULIO TORRES, AND I HATE MARGINALIZED COMMUNITIES. 48 00:03:19,742 --> 00:03:24,352 WOW, JULIO. THAT WAS DEFINITELY SOMETHING. 49 00:03:24,448 --> 00:03:27,188 WHAT IS WRONG WITH REPRESENTING IMMIGRANTS? 50 00:03:27,285 --> 00:03:29,115 >> OH. UM -- I DON'T THINK THERE'SING 51 00:03:29,220 --> 00:03:30,520 IN WRONG WITH REPRESENTING IMMIGRANTS. 52 00:03:30,621 --> 00:03:36,601 I THINK THAT I'M JUST, LIKE -- AH -- I DON'T WANT TO SPEAK FOR 53 00:03:36,695 --> 00:03:40,795 PEOPLE WHO HAVEN'T ELECTED ME TO SPEAK ON THEIR BEHALF. 54 00:03:40,900 --> 00:03:44,540 >> OKAY. WE LOOKED ON YOUR TWITTER AND 55 00:03:44,638 --> 00:03:47,608 FOUND NO THOUGHTS UNER BLACK LIVES MATTER. 56 00:03:47,709 --> 00:03:49,949 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU AND DO YOU HATE BLACK PEOPLE? 57 00:03:50,045 --> 00:03:50,845 >> UM -- 58 00:03:50,946 --> 00:03:52,106 >> UM -- 59 00:03:52,214 --> 00:03:55,424 >> MY NAME IS JULIO TORRES AND I DIDN'T POST A BLACK SQUARE ON 60 00:03:55,518 --> 00:04:00,288 STAIN GRAHAM EITHER, BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT BLACK 61 00:04:00,391 --> 00:04:00,821 LIVES. 62 00:04:01,325 --> 00:04:04,655 >> WOW. WHAT'S SOMETHING ABOUT AMERICAN 63 00:04:04,763 --> 00:04:05,763 CULTURE THAT YOU HATE? 64 00:04:05,864 --> 00:04:08,904 >> IT FEELS LIKE A LOT OF PAPER WORK, TO BE HONEST. 65 00:04:09,001 --> 00:04:13,871 IT FEELS LIKE -- EVERY MOMENT IN MY LIFE IN THE U.S. IS A DAY 66 00:04:13,974 --> 00:04:17,614 THAT GOES BY WHERE I FORGOT TO FILL OUT SOME FORM. 67 00:04:17,711 --> 00:04:21,121 AND THE CLOCK IS TICKING. AND THE REPERCUSSIONS OF ME NOT 68 00:04:21,215 --> 00:04:23,845 GETTING BACK TO THAT PERSON ARE JUST GETTING BIGGER AND BIGGER 69 00:04:23,952 --> 00:04:26,822 AND BIGGER. AND JUST LIKE, GETTING SICK HERE 70 00:04:26,922 --> 00:04:27,792 IS SO DIFFICULT. 71 00:04:27,890 --> 00:04:29,960 >> YEAH. SOUNDS LIKE YOU HATE AMERICA. 72 00:04:30,060 --> 00:04:30,690 >> NO! 73 00:04:30,894 --> 00:04:32,364 >> WHAT DO YOU LOVE ABOUT AMERICA? 74 00:04:32,462 --> 00:04:36,972 >> I THINK THAT FOR ALL ITS AWFUL, AWFUL, HORRIBLE FAULTS. 75 00:04:37,068 --> 00:04:38,098 >> WOW. 76 00:04:38,302 --> 00:04:43,682 >> IT IS -- ONE OF THE FEW PLACES WHERE, LIKE, WE BOTH CAN 77 00:04:43,775 --> 00:04:44,705 HAVE A CAREER. 78 00:04:44,977 --> 00:04:47,347 >> AND IN A DIFFERENT WORLD I THINK I WOULD BE A MOTHER. 79 00:04:47,447 --> 00:04:49,777 I'M ALWAYS -- I THINK THAT'S MY EXIT PLAN. 80 00:04:49,883 --> 00:04:52,523 IF THIS FAILS, I GUESS I HAVE TO GET MARRIED. 81 00:04:52,619 --> 00:04:53,349 >> REALLY? 82 00:04:53,454 --> 00:04:54,864 >> YEAH. CHANNEL ALL OF MY AGGRESSION 83 00:04:54,955 --> 00:04:56,985 INTO MY CHILD. RAISE THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THE 84 00:04:57,092 --> 00:04:59,532 UNITED STATES, BUT THEY WOULD GROW TO HATE ME. 85 00:04:59,627 --> 00:05:00,757 >> MAY I MAKE A SUGGESTION? 86 00:05:00,863 --> 00:05:01,563 >> PLEASE. 87 00:05:01,931 --> 00:05:05,401 >> A THINK YOU WOULD BE AN INCREDIBLE STEPMOTHER. 88 00:05:05,502 --> 00:05:06,642 >> WHAT I'VE ALWAYS SAID. 89 00:05:06,736 --> 00:05:10,936 >> I AM READING STEPMOTHER. MORE THAN READING MOTHER-MOTHER. 90 00:05:11,042 --> 00:05:12,912 >> OKAY, WOW. UT DON'T HAVE TO BE A MOM. 91 00:05:13,010 --> 00:05:15,880 EVEN IF YOU HAVE KIDS YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A MOTHER. 92 00:05:15,981 --> 00:05:17,781 THAT'S COOL, TOO. WHAT I LIKE ABOUT AMERICA. 93 00:05:17,883 --> 00:05:26,433 >> WOULDN'T IT BE INCREDIBLE IF XI 94 00:05:26,527 --> 00:05:27,497 >> WOULDN'T IT BE INCREDIBLE IF XI 95 00:05:27,795 --> 00:05:28,595 ZIWE WAS A SHOW PEOPLE LEARNED YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A MOTHER. 96 00:05:28,696 --> 00:05:30,526 >> HOW WOULD THEY REACT? YOU'RE THE VIER. 97 00:05:30,631 --> 00:05:32,571 HEY, VIEWER OUT THERE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A MOM. 98 00:05:41,377 --> 00:05:46,247 >> WHAT ADVICE WOULD YOU GIVE MY NIGERIAN PARENTS. 99 00:05:46,350 --> 00:05:47,320 >> HOW OLD WERE THEY WHEN THEY CAME? 100 00:05:47,418 --> 00:05:48,048 >> JUST LIKE TODAY. 101 00:05:48,153 --> 00:05:50,263 >> WHAT DO THEY NEED ADVICE IN? 102 00:05:50,355 --> 00:05:53,225 >> BEING AFRICAN. LIVING IN THE UNITED STATES. 103 00:05:53,325 --> 00:05:57,625 HAVING A DAUGHTERING THAT BOTH GORGEOUS AND EMOTIONALLY 104 00:05:57,731 --> 00:05:58,371 UNAVAILABLE. 105 00:05:58,965 --> 00:06:02,995 >> KEEP -- DOING WHAT YOU'VE BEEN DOING WITH ZIWE, BECAUSE 106 00:06:03,104 --> 00:06:05,714 LOOK AT HER NOW. SHE HAS A SHOW. 107 00:06:05,806 --> 00:06:07,976 >> THAT'S -- REALLY, REALLY WEIRD THAT YOU TALKED TO MY 108 00:06:08,076 --> 00:06:09,606 PARENTS LIKE THAT. NO RESPECT. 109 00:06:09,711 --> 00:06:10,511 >> I'M SORRY. 110 00:06:10,612 --> 00:06:14,752 >> OKAY. TIME TO PLAY "WHEEL OF ASSETS." 111 00:06:14,851 --> 00:06:16,991 DO, DO, DO 112 00:06:17,086 --> 00:06:20,456 >> JULIO TORRES IN HIS GAME YOU SPIN THE WE'LL AND ON WHENNER 113 00:06:20,558 --> 00:06:22,458 THE ACCENT WITH AN IMPRESSION OF IT. 114 00:06:22,560 --> 00:06:24,730 I FLIPPED A COIN BEFORE AND DECIDED I HAD BE SPINNING AND 115 00:06:24,829 --> 00:06:31,239 YOU WILL BE PLAYING. 116 00:06:51,294 --> 00:06:53,264 >> WOW! WHAT A MIRACLE! 117 00:06:53,363 --> 00:06:56,173 WE LANDED ON NIGERIAN ACCENT. 118 00:06:56,267 --> 00:06:58,097 >> YOU SAID YOU'RE A NIGERIAN? 119 00:06:58,202 --> 00:07:02,642 >> I'M NIGERIAN. JULIO? 120 00:07:02,741 --> 00:07:10,751 >> UM -- I MEAN -- AH -- AH -- HI. 121 00:07:10,851 --> 00:07:13,421 I'M ZIWE, WELCOME TO MY SHOW. 122 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:15,420 >> YOU THINK THAT'S MY ACCENT? 123 00:07:15,523 --> 00:07:15,993 >> NO. 124 00:07:16,558 --> 00:07:18,628 >> JULIO, COME ON. YOU'RE AN ACTOR, A TALENTED 125 00:07:18,727 --> 00:07:19,327 COMEDIAN. 126 00:07:19,427 --> 00:07:21,657 >> I'M NOT A VERY GOOD ACTOR. 127 00:07:21,764 --> 00:07:22,604 >> YOU'RE VERY GOOD. 128 00:07:22,698 --> 00:07:22,998 >> I'M NOT. 129 00:07:23,099 --> 00:07:25,299 >> YOU ARE. 130 00:07:25,402 --> 00:07:26,072 >> YES, YES. 131 00:07:26,536 --> 00:07:28,706 >> YOU'RE DOING A FANTASTIC JULIO TORRES IMPRESSION. 132 00:07:28,805 --> 00:07:30,305 DO A ZIWE IMPRESSION. 133 00:07:30,407 --> 00:07:33,847 >> MY NAME IS JULIO TORRES AND I REFUSE TO SUPPORT BLACK WOMEN ON 134 00:07:33,945 --> 00:07:34,375 PREMIUM CABLE. 135 00:07:34,479 --> 00:07:36,049 >> CAN I DO FRENCH? 136 00:07:36,148 --> 00:07:36,778 >> SURE. 137 00:07:37,416 --> 00:07:40,286 >> BUT SINCE I'M WEARING A MASK I WONDER IF MIB WE CAN GET A 138 00:07:40,386 --> 00:07:41,586 FRENCH ACTOR TO AVR MY IMPRESSION. 139 00:07:41,688 --> 00:07:46,858 [ SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] 140 00:07:46,961 --> 00:07:51,201 >> I OWE A LOT TO THE FRENCH BECAUSE THAT'S HOW I MET MAKY 141 00:07:51,300 --> 00:07:51,730 KATE OLSEN. 142 00:07:51,833 --> 00:07:52,603 >> DO YOU LOVE HER? 143 00:07:52,701 --> 00:07:56,511 >> I WAS IN PARIS AND MET MARY 144 00:07:56,606 --> 00:07:58,976 >> I WAS IN PARIS AND MET MA MARY-KATE OLSEN. 145 00:07:59,075 --> 00:07:59,835 >> WOW. 146 00:07:59,942 --> 00:08:05,582 >> CAN YOU DO AN AWESOME TWIN ACCENT? 147 00:08:05,683 --> 00:08:08,023 >> YOU GOT "IT" DUDE. 148 00:08:08,119 --> 00:08:10,219 >> WOW. 149 00:08:10,322 --> 00:08:13,932 >> IT'S PREPOSTEROUS. 150 00:08:14,026 --> 00:08:15,326 >> OKAY. LET'S CONTINUE. 151 00:08:15,428 --> 00:08:15,728 TRY THIS ONE. 152 00:08:15,828 --> 00:08:16,928 >> I -- NO. 153 00:08:17,029 --> 00:08:24,839 >> YOU CAN'T TRY JEAN -- DON'T DO A JAMAICAN ACCENT, A CHET 154 00:08:24,939 --> 00:08:25,339 HANKS. 155 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:26,510 >> TOM HANKS SON. 156 00:08:26,607 --> 00:08:29,947 >> BE LIKE -- HE'D BE LIKE, DIRTY WINE! 157 00:08:30,045 --> 00:08:34,275 >> WOKE UP THIS MORNING INTERNET GONE MAD. 158 00:08:34,384 --> 00:08:38,464 >> BIG UP, THE WHOLE LIFE, MASSIVE. 159 00:08:38,556 --> 00:08:39,716 >> UM -- 160 00:08:39,824 --> 00:08:44,464 >> NOT BAD BECAUSE YOU'RE IMPERSONATING A WHITE GUY. 161 00:08:44,563 --> 00:08:48,333 >> IT'S A SHAME YOU COULDN'T HEAR ME BECAUSE I DID A PERFECT 162 00:08:48,434 --> 00:08:50,244 U DAWNEDEN ACCENT. 163 00:08:50,336 --> 00:08:52,606 >> YOU WON'T HESITATE TO REPEAT IT. 164 00:08:52,705 --> 00:08:53,265 >> I FORGOT IT. 165 00:08:53,373 --> 00:08:54,173 >> YOU FORGOT IT? 166 00:08:54,274 --> 00:08:55,544 >> YEAH. 167 00:08:55,642 --> 00:08:58,782 >> OKAY. INDIAN. 168 00:08:58,880 --> 00:08:59,580 JAPANESE. ANYTHING? 169 00:08:59,681 --> 00:09:02,081 >> I THINK WE COVERED ALL OF THEM. 170 00:09:02,183 --> 00:09:04,123 >> YEAH. I ARGUE YOU CONTRIBUTED NOTHING 171 00:09:04,220 --> 00:09:08,320 AND THIS WAS -- 172 00:09:08,424 --> 00:09:09,794 >> I'LL -- FOR THE WHEEL. 173 00:09:09,893 --> 00:09:16,233 >> CAN YOU DO MY THEME SONG? DO, DO, DO 174 00:09:16,334 --> 00:09:21,274 WHEEL OF ACCENT. THAT GAME STUNK PAP NEW GAME. 175 00:09:21,373 --> 00:09:24,813 MY FAVORITE SHATS. WE'LL SHOW AWE BUNCH OF SHAPES 176 00:09:24,911 --> 00:09:28,921 YOU'RE GOING TO TEM WHICH ARE IMMIGRANTS, THEIR VIBE, THEY'RE 177 00:09:29,015 --> 00:09:29,845 STORY. SPOILER. 178 00:09:30,151 --> 00:09:35,021 ONE OF THESE CHARACTERS IS A XENOPHOBE FROM AMERICA. 179 00:09:35,123 --> 00:09:36,863 YOU'LL HAVE TO FLUSH THAT OUT. 180 00:09:36,958 --> 00:09:42,328 >> AND YOU SEE AN UNWILLINGNESS TO CHANGE THERE, AND -- 181 00:09:42,432 --> 00:09:42,702 >> WOW T. IS 182 00:09:42,799 --> 00:09:43,869 >> WOW T.. 183 00:09:43,966 --> 00:09:44,326 >> WOW T.. 184 00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:45,367 >> IT IS SO USED TO BE RELY 185 00:09:45,469 --> 00:09:46,669 >> IT IS SO USED TO BE RELIED ON. 186 00:09:46,770 --> 00:09:50,710 THE IDEA OF OTHERS COMING AND POTENTIALLY CHANGE THAT SEEMS TO 187 00:09:50,809 --> 00:09:51,509 UNNERVE THIS -- 188 00:09:51,609 --> 00:09:52,339 >> WOW. 189 00:09:52,444 --> 00:09:53,384 >> BUT WHICH ONE DO YOU LIKE? 190 00:09:53,478 --> 00:09:56,078 >> I LIKE THE SHIV. 191 00:09:56,182 --> 00:09:56,782 >> UH-HUH. 192 00:09:57,450 --> 00:10:00,790 >> THIS ONE, IT'S SORT OF TIRED OF PEOPLE ASSUMING IT HAS AN 193 00:10:00,887 --> 00:10:08,027 AGGRESSIVE ISSUE WHEN REALLY IT'S -- MAKING MYSELF MORE 194 00:10:08,129 --> 00:10:08,429 PALATABLE. 195 00:10:08,529 --> 00:10:08,929 >> EXACTLY. 196 00:10:09,030 --> 00:10:09,900 >> THAT'S FOR YOU. 197 00:10:09,997 --> 00:10:12,997 >> THANK YOU. AS A PISCES, SCORPIO RISING, I 198 00:10:13,101 --> 00:10:13,901 THINK THIS IS ME. 199 00:10:14,002 --> 00:10:16,242 >> I WANT TO CALL YOU A SCORPIO RISING. 200 00:10:16,339 --> 00:10:17,309 >> WAIT. SHUT UP. 201 00:10:17,407 --> 00:10:18,977 >> WHAT'S YOUR MOON? 202 00:10:19,075 --> 00:10:20,205 >> CAPRICORN. 203 00:10:20,310 --> 00:10:20,780 >> MAKES SENSE. 204 00:10:20,877 --> 00:10:21,607 >> WHAT'S YOUR MOON? 205 00:10:21,712 --> 00:10:26,792 >> LEO. MY AQUARIAN SELF IS EVIDENT. 206 00:10:26,885 --> 00:10:31,315 >> I FIND AQUARIANS VERY CHAOTIC. 207 00:10:31,423 --> 00:10:32,023 >> REALLY? 208 00:10:32,124 --> 00:10:33,664 >> THAT'S OKAY. I'M CHAOTIC. 209 00:10:33,759 --> 00:10:36,129 RACE WAR. WHO'S TEAM ARE YOU ON? 210 00:10:36,229 --> 00:10:42,169 [ SCREAMING ] 211 00:10:42,270 --> 00:10:43,770 >> NANCY BOKWIN. 212 00:10:43,872 --> 00:10:44,442 >> OH! 213 00:10:44,539 --> 00:10:47,379 >> OKAY. AQUARIANS, OPRAH. 214 00:10:47,476 --> 00:10:48,376 >> I LOVE OPRAH. 215 00:10:48,477 --> 00:10:51,977 >> LOOK UNDER YOUR CHAIR. THERE'S A FREE CAR! 216 00:10:52,081 --> 00:10:52,551 IT'S CHAOS. 217 00:10:52,649 --> 00:10:53,849 >> YES IT IS CHAOTIC. 218 00:10:53,950 --> 00:10:55,020 >> ONE LAST QUESTION FOR YOU. 219 00:10:55,118 --> 00:10:55,988 >> UH-HUH. 220 00:10:56,086 --> 00:11:00,526 >> WHAT DO YOU CALL LIKE, ABOUT IMMIGRANTS. 221 00:11:00,625 --> 00:11:08,965 >> IT OFTEN REQUIRES RESILIENCE. SO -- THAT IS GOOD, PERIOD. 222 00:11:09,068 --> 00:11:10,138 >> YEAH. I MEAN NO. 223 00:11:10,236 --> 00:11:15,506 I LOVE THAT IMMIGRANTS ARE RESILIENT LIKE CHRISTOPHER 224 00:11:15,609 --> 00:11:19,979 COLUMBUS, RESILIENT IN KILLING AN ONSLAUGHT OF PEOPLE! 225 00:11:20,081 --> 00:11:20,981 >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME. 226 00:11:21,082 --> 00:11:24,752 >> THANKS FOR DOING THE SHOW. THAT'S IT. 227 00:11:30,494 --> 00:11:31,834 [ APPLAUSE ] 228 00:11:34,232 --> 00:11:41,172 >>> MY NAME IS JULIO TORRES, AND CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS IS MY HOME 229 00:11:41,273 --> 00:11:44,953 BOY. GIVE ME YOUR TIRED, YOUR POOR, 230 00:11:45,045 --> 00:11:49,615 YOUR HUDDLED MASSES YEARNING TO WIN ME SOME AWARDS. 231 00:11:50,418 --> 00:11:58,088 WHAT DO I GET OUT OF IT 232 00:11:58,193 --> 00:12:03,303 WHAT DO I GET OUT OF IT CAN YOU SAY IT BUT WHAT DO I 233 00:12:03,399 --> 00:12:05,939 GET OUT OF IT CAN YOU COOK, CAN YOU CLEAN, 234 00:12:06,036 --> 00:12:07,936 ARE YOU HOT ENOUGH TO BE ON A MAGAZINE 235 00:12:08,038 --> 00:12:12,178 CAN YOU MOW MY LAWN, DO YOU HAVE A DEGREE 236 00:12:12,277 --> 00:12:17,247 WELL, SOVEREIGN ON ME, MONA 33 ESCAPED THE WAR IN TRIPOLI 237 00:12:17,350 --> 00:12:21,860 A DOCTOR IN HER COUNTRY, WOW, CAN SHE DO MY LAUNDRY NOW? 238 00:12:21,955 --> 00:12:26,825 WHAT DO I GET OUT OF IT WHAT, WHAT DO I GET OUT OF 239 00:12:26,928 --> 00:12:29,998 IT CAN YOU COMMENT YOU BUT WHAT 240 00:12:30,098 --> 00:12:33,038 DO I GET OUT OF IT IF WANT TO STAY HERE YOU'VE 241 00:12:33,135 --> 00:12:38,005 GOT TO PAY TO PLAY HERE AND IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD THE PAY WE CAN 242 00:12:38,108 --> 00:12:42,048 FIND ANOTHER WAY SOLOMON 22 WORKS IN A SWEAT 243 00:12:42,146 --> 00:12:47,086 SHOP MAKING SHOES IT'S HER LIFE, SHE'S QUEER 244 00:12:47,185 --> 00:12:50,155 BELIEVES SHE'LL BE SAFER HERE WHAT DO I GET OUT OF THIS, WHAT, 245 00:12:50,255 --> 00:12:53,185 WHAT DO I GET OUT OF THIS YOU CAN COME AND STAY A BIT, 246 00:12:53,292 --> 00:12:54,462 BUT WHAT THE DO I GET OUT OF THIS 247 00:12:54,560 --> 00:13:03,170 3:00 A.M., STATUS, SBC LIVES IN LONDON HAPPY YEAR BUT WANTS 248 00:13:03,271 --> 00:13:10,811 TO PURCHASE THREE HOMES HERE BUT DUMA AND PUT THEM IN 249 00:13:10,913 --> 00:13:14,693 SOMALIA, CAN'T AFFORD THEIR LEGAL FEES SHOULD THEY BE 250 00:13:14,785 --> 00:13:19,315 ALLOWED TO BE CAN'T STAY UNDESERVEDLY, GET 251 00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:24,734 UNDERNEATH AND SERVICE ME IF CAUGHT INDENTURED SERVITUDE 252 00:13:24,830 --> 00:13:29,000 LOOK WHO'S BACK, MONA, THE DUMA AND ANATURAL IA 253 00:13:29,102 --> 00:13:33,412 DUMA AND ANATURAL IA 254 00:13:33,507 --> 00:13:36,577 >> DIDN'T WE TELL YOU TO COME BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM? 255 00:13:36,677 --> 00:13:40,447 WHAT DO I GET OUT OF IT, WHAT, WHAT, DO I GET OUT OF THIS 256 00:13:40,549 --> 00:13:46,089 YOU CAN COME AND STAY A BIT BUT WHAT DO I GET OUT OF THIS 257 00:13:46,189 --> 00:13:53,099 >> THIS SONG IS DEDICATED TO MY BAD, DIRTY BITCHES, AND FAKE 258 00:13:53,197 --> 00:13:55,227 HO-ASS BITCH IT'S WHO CAN'T TALK ABOUT IMMIGRANTS WITHOUT ASKING 259 00:13:55,333 --> 00:13:59,373 WHAT IT DOES FOR THEM. 260 00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:02,372 >>> IT'S ASIAN-AMERICAN AND PACIFIC ISLANDERS HERITAGE MONTH 261 00:14:02,475 --> 00:14:05,005 AND IN A LONG TRADITION OF CORPORATE INCLUSION, WE ARE 262 00:14:05,112 --> 00:14:11,122 GOING TO CELEBRATE OUR AAPI STAFF WITH A ROUND OF MANDATORY 263 00:14:11,219 --> 00:14:11,989 APPLAUSE. [ APPLAUSE ] 264 00:14:12,086 --> 00:14:19,186 GORDON, MICHELLE, PAUL -- [ APPLAUSE ] 265 00:14:19,294 --> 00:14:21,164 >> I'M SORRY. THIS IS FOR ME? 266 00:14:21,264 --> 00:14:21,504 >> YES. 267 00:14:21,598 --> 00:14:22,628 >> YEAH! 268 00:14:22,732 --> 00:14:26,202 >> WE LOVE YOUR ASIAN AND/OR PACIFIC ISLANDER HERITAGE. 269 00:14:26,303 --> 00:14:30,113 >> PLEASE DO SOMETHING IN MANDATORY ASIAN-PACIFIC ISLANDER 270 00:14:30,207 --> 00:14:30,677 HERITAGE MONTH. 271 00:14:30,776 --> 00:14:34,876 >> UM -- OKAY. AH -- 272 00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:41,361 YEAH! 273 00:14:41,755 --> 00:14:44,155 >> JORDAN, JORDAN! DON'T HURT HIM. 274 00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:48,028 >> I'M SORRY. ACTUALLY -- SEE, IT SEEMS 275 00:14:48,129 --> 00:14:48,459 OFFENSIVE. 276 00:14:48,563 --> 00:14:49,433 >> THAT WAS -- 277 00:14:49,531 --> 00:14:50,771 >> FINISH IT. FINISH IT. 278 00:14:50,865 --> 00:14:51,165 >> UM. OKAY. 279 00:14:54,637 --> 00:14:58,837 >> WHEW! 280 00:14:58,942 --> 00:15:00,642 >> YEAH! 281 00:15:00,744 --> 00:15:02,084 >> WE LOVE YOU, JORDAN. 282 00:15:02,180 --> 00:15:05,820 >> YEAH, YEAH. I THOUGHT YOU GUYS HATED ME? 283 00:15:05,917 --> 00:15:08,487 >> NO. IT'S MANDATORY THIS MONTH. 284 00:15:08,587 --> 00:15:13,487 >> MANDATORY TO LIKE ME? HAPPY ASIAN TO YOU, HAPPY 285 00:15:13,593 --> 00:15:20,433 PACIFIC ISLANDER TO YOU HAPPY HERITAGE -- HERITAGE -- 286 00:15:20,534 --> 00:15:27,684 TO -- TO YOU HAPPY MONTH TO YOU 287 00:15:27,777 --> 00:15:30,147 >> WOW. GUYS, THIS IS SO NICE. 288 00:15:30,246 --> 00:15:30,706 THANK YOU. 289 00:15:30,813 --> 00:15:31,213 >> ALL RIGHT. RESET. 290 00:15:31,314 --> 00:15:33,054 RESET! 291 00:15:33,150 --> 00:15:34,450 >> YOU'RE IN MY SHOT. 292 00:15:34,551 --> 00:15:36,091 >> PRIDE MONTH, TAKE ONE. 293 00:15:36,186 --> 00:15:36,746 >> ACTION. 294 00:15:37,154 --> 00:15:41,664 >> MY FAVORITE LETTERS ARE LGBTQ AND PLUS. 295 00:15:41,759 --> 00:15:43,829 HAPPY PRIDE MONTH IT'S SO GREAT TO BE GAY THIS 296 00:15:43,929 --> 00:15:46,669 MONTH THIS IS OKAY 297 00:15:46,765 --> 00:15:49,535 OKAY TO BE GAY, GAY, GAY, GAY, GAY DAY 298 00:15:49,636 --> 00:15:55,906 >> JORDAN LOOKS KIND OF BUMMED. YOU KNOW, WE MADE THIS SKETCH TO 299 00:15:56,010 --> 00:15:59,820 SATIRIZE MONTHS THAT ARE HOLLOW AND DON'T GET IN THE ROOTS OF A 300 00:15:59,915 --> 00:16:04,285 CULTURE AND IN 21 DAYS, 31 DAYS, BUT THE TRUTH IS, VILLAINIZING 301 00:16:04,387 --> 00:16:09,327 AN ASIAN MAN DOESN'T LIFT ME UP. THE MODEL MINORITISY A MYTH. 302 00:16:09,426 --> 00:16:10,756 RESPECTABILITY POLITICS ARE A MYTH. 303 00:16:10,861 --> 00:16:14,731 IF WE WANT TO OVERCOME RACISM, WE HAVE TO DO IT -- 304 00:16:14,833 --> 00:16:20,043 >> All: TOGETHER. 305 00:16:21,274 --> 00:16:24,244 >> IN FACT, THE REAL DOUBLE HERE IS OBVIOUSLY, DEVIL. 306 00:16:24,344 --> 00:16:29,824 >> All: WHITE SUPREMACY. 307 00:16:30,485 --> 00:16:31,615 >> AND HOME PHOBIA. 308 00:16:31,719 --> 00:16:34,359 >> All: HOMOPHOBIA! 309 00:16:34,455 --> 00:16:34,955 >> IT'S BAD T. IS BAD. 310 00:16:35,057 --> 00:16:42,927 >> OH, YEAH. 311 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:46,200 >> IT IS OFTEN SAID THAT IMMIGRANTS ARE THE BACKBONE OF 312 00:16:46,304 --> 00:16:47,774 AMERICA. WELL, I THINK THAT'S WRONG. 313 00:16:47,872 --> 00:16:52,382 THEY'RE THE NECK, THE BACK AND PT USSY AND I'M THE CRACK. 314 00:17:10,365 --> 00:17:16,805 >> I'M AN IMMIGRANT. DESCENDANT OF ENGLISH PILGRIMS. 315 00:17:16,907 --> 00:17:22,107 >> I, TOO, AM AN IMMIGRANT. MY GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT 316 00:17:22,213 --> 00:17:25,223 GRANDFATHER CAME HERE 181 YEARS AGO FROM IRELAND. 317 00:17:25,316 --> 00:17:32,426 >> MY NAME IS MELODYA SMITH. SPANIARDS IS MY PEOPLE. 318 00:17:32,525 --> 00:17:33,585 IMMIGRANT IS MY IDENTITY. 319 00:17:33,693 --> 00:17:34,893 >> WE ARE -- 320 00:17:34,995 --> 00:17:35,425 >> ALL -- 321 00:17:35,528 --> 00:17:39,998 >> All: IMMIGRANTS. 322 00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:46,271 >> I HATE THE TERM "JOHN DOE." THE MOST POPULAR PILGRIM NAME IS 323 00:17:46,375 --> 00:17:49,205 NOW USED TO IDENTIFY BODIES AT CRIME SCENES? 324 00:17:49,312 --> 00:17:51,212 IS THAT BECAUSE ALL PILGRIMS ARE CRIMINALS? 325 00:17:51,314 --> 00:17:55,124 HMM? F. I DON'T LIKE IT HERE I CAN 326 00:17:55,219 --> 00:18:00,589 LEAVE? I WONDER WHAT MY IRISH CATHOLIC 327 00:18:00,692 --> 00:18:04,132 GRAND UNCLE JOHN F. KENNEDY WOULD SAY ABOUT THAT? 328 00:18:04,230 --> 00:18:08,170 BECAUSE IF HE LEFT -- WE WOULDN'T HAVE HAD A PRESIDENT 329 00:18:08,268 --> 00:18:09,298 DURING THAT TIME. 330 00:18:09,403 --> 00:18:13,843 >> PEOPLE MAKE FUN OF ME, BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW TO 331 00:18:13,941 --> 00:18:18,351 PRONOUNCE, HOW DO YOU SAY, CUCUMBER? 332 00:18:18,447 --> 00:18:21,217 >> AMERICA IS NOTHING WITHOUT IMMIGRANTS. 333 00:18:21,316 --> 00:18:22,646 LIKE ME. 334 00:18:22,751 --> 00:18:26,121 >> LIKE ME. 335 00:18:26,222 --> 00:18:32,532 >> YO SOY IMMIGRANTE. AMAZING GRACE 336 00:18:32,630 --> 00:18:38,200 HOW SWEET THE SOUND THAT SAVED A WRETCH SNOWED 337 00:18:38,303 --> 00:18:44,513 THAT SAVED A WRETCH SNO THAT SAVED A WRETCH SNO 338 00:18:44,611 --> 00:18:47,711 >> PEOPLE SALEM GUESS. I'M NOT JUST IRISH. 339 00:18:47,815 --> 00:18:50,945 I'M GAY. IT'S LIKE -- MAYBE NEXT TIME ASK 340 00:18:51,052 --> 00:18:52,852 BEFORE YOU JUST ASSUME. 341 00:18:56,926 --> 00:18:58,726 >>> MY PARENTS IMMIGRATED TO THIS COUNTRY SO I COULD HAVE A 342 00:18:58,828 --> 00:18:59,758 BETTER LIFE. JOKE'S ON THEM. 343 00:18:59,863 --> 00:19:03,433 I'M A PROFESSIONAL CLOWN! 344 00:19:03,533 --> 00:19:07,373 >> NEXT WE'LL TALK TO DEMOCRAT AND FORMER SECRETARY OF HOUSING 345 00:19:07,472 --> 00:19:10,882 AND URBAN DEVELOPMENT, JULIAN CASTRO. 346 00:19:10,976 --> 00:19:12,006 HELLO, SECRETARY CASTRO. 347 00:19:12,111 --> 00:19:13,151 >> HOW ARE YOU? 348 00:19:13,245 --> 00:19:14,475 >> THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DOING MY SHOW. 349 00:19:14,580 --> 00:19:16,220 >> OH, GLADS TO BE WITH YOU. 350 00:19:16,316 --> 00:19:18,246 >> IN AMERICA WHO HAS MORE RIGHTS. 351 00:19:18,351 --> 00:19:20,751 GUNS OR UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANTS? 352 00:19:20,855 --> 00:19:25,425 >> WELL -- TO LISTEN TO SOME OF THE FOLKS AROUND MY NECK OF THE 353 00:19:25,526 --> 00:19:29,026 WOODS IN TEXAS, YOU KNOW, THE ANSWER TO THAT MIGHT BE THE 354 00:19:29,131 --> 00:19:30,171 SECOND AMENDMENT. 355 00:19:30,265 --> 00:19:32,635 >> WHO ARE SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE IMMIGRANTS IN AMERICA? 356 00:19:32,735 --> 00:19:34,635 CAN YOU GIVE ME A TOP FIVE LIST? 357 00:19:34,737 --> 00:19:38,337 >> AH, I MEAN, THERE ARE A LOT OF FOLKS. 358 00:19:38,442 --> 00:19:43,082 WHO HAVE IMMIGRATED TO OUR COUNTRY DONE AMAZING THINGS. 359 00:19:43,181 --> 00:19:45,021 I THINK ABOUT ALL OF THE FOLK WHO ARE, YOU KNOW, LEADING 360 00:19:45,116 --> 00:19:49,856 COMPANIES. PEOPLE WHO HAVE -- CONTRIBUTED 361 00:19:49,955 --> 00:19:54,825 THROUGH PUBLIC SERVICE. JUST A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT 362 00:19:54,928 --> 00:19:57,768 FOLKS. AND -- THE IDEA YOU'RE GOING TO 363 00:19:57,865 --> 00:20:02,095 ASK ME FOR A TOP FIVE LIST AND I'M TRYING TO GO THROUGH MY 364 00:20:02,204 --> 00:20:02,744 MIND. 365 00:20:02,838 --> 00:20:05,168 >> JUSTIN BIEBER? DRAKE? 366 00:20:05,274 --> 00:20:07,284 I DON'T KNOW. IT'S YOUR LIST. 367 00:20:07,377 --> 00:20:08,547 >> YEP. 368 00:20:08,645 --> 00:20:12,145 >> SO THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION CONTINUES TO ENFORCE TITLE 42 AT 369 00:20:12,248 --> 00:20:14,918 THE SOUTHERN BORDER. A LA THAT ALLOWS THE GOVERNMENT 370 00:20:15,019 --> 00:20:18,459 TO BLOCK NON-CITIZENS FROM ENTERING THE COUNTRY CITING 371 00:20:18,557 --> 00:20:20,687 COVID-19. IS IT LESS RACIST FOR BIDEN TO 372 00:20:20,792 --> 00:20:23,962 CONTINUE THIS IMMIGRATION POLICY BECAUSE HE'S A DEMOCRAT? 373 00:20:24,063 --> 00:20:26,703 >> HMM. AH, WELL, I THINK [ BLEEP ] 374 00:20:26,799 --> 00:20:31,709 DOING IT IT WAS BASED ON A DARK HEART THERE THERE WAS RACIAL 375 00:20:31,805 --> 00:20:34,035 ANIMUS THERE. I DON'T BELIEVE FOR A SECOND JB 376 00:20:34,142 --> 00:20:40,652 HAS THE SAME DARK HEART TOWARDS IMMIGRANTS THAT DONALD [ BLEEP ] 377 00:20:40,749 --> 00:20:44,649 DID. JB IS NOT A RACIST BIGOT THE WAY 378 00:20:44,754 --> 00:20:49,364 THAT DONALD [ BLEEP ] WAS, SAME TIME THE POLICIES PUT IN PLACE 379 00:20:49,460 --> 00:20:52,800 BY [ BLEEP ] SHOULD BE A DEFAULT AND IT'S A BAD CHOICE TO DO THAT 380 00:20:52,897 --> 00:20:54,367 WHETHER A REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRATS. 381 00:20:54,466 --> 00:20:57,236 >> THE DEMOCRATS A BUNCH OF WEAK-ASS PUNKS? 382 00:20:57,336 --> 00:20:59,936 >> NO. A LOT OF FOLKS ARE FIGHTING 383 00:21:00,039 --> 00:21:03,239 BACK. ALL RESISTANT PUSHBACK DURING 384 00:21:03,343 --> 00:21:06,513 THE [ BLEEP ] YEARS WE NEED TO TAKE THAT FIGHTING SPIRIT AND 385 00:21:06,614 --> 00:21:09,754 INJECT IT IN MANY OF THESE LEGISLATURES AND STATE HOUSES 386 00:21:09,851 --> 00:21:13,521 AND IN CONGRESS. 387 00:21:13,622 --> 00:21:14,292 >> IS JOE MANCHIN A DEMOCRAT? 388 00:21:14,389 --> 00:21:17,259 >> HE IS, TODAY. HE'S A DEMOCRAT. 389 00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:22,570 I MEAN, YOU KNOW -- OBVIOUSLY HE'S THE MOST 390 00:21:22,666 --> 00:21:26,036 CONSERVATIVE DEMOCRAT PROBABLY OUT THERE, BUT EACH PARTY HAS 391 00:21:26,137 --> 00:21:28,307 THEIR VERSION OF THAT. 392 00:21:28,406 --> 00:21:32,306 >> TEXAS EXPERIENCED ONE OF THE WORST WINTER STORMS CAUSING 393 00:21:32,411 --> 00:21:36,381 MILLIONS TO LOSE POWER. SEVERAL PEOPLE DIED. 394 00:21:36,483 --> 00:21:38,493 WORSE THAT TED KRUSE LEFT WORSE THAT TED KRUSE CRUZ LEFT 395 00:21:38,585 --> 00:21:41,215 STATE DURING THAT CRISIS OR THAT HE THREW HIS FAMILY UNDER THE 396 00:21:41,322 --> 00:21:42,122 BUS IN THE PROCESS? 397 00:21:42,223 --> 00:21:44,893 >> YEAH. TED CRUZ HAS BEEN SO BAD FOR THE 398 00:21:44,992 --> 00:21:48,302 STATE OF TEXAS, GETTING DOWN TO CANCUN. 399 00:21:48,397 --> 00:21:53,637 CALLING THE ARMY WEAK. WHEN HE, HE LOOKS LIKE HE 400 00:21:53,736 --> 00:21:59,036 COULDN'T EVEN DO FIVE PUSH-UPS. I MEAN, JUST -- JUST PICK YOUR 401 00:21:59,143 --> 00:21:59,513 POISON THERE. 402 00:21:59,610 --> 00:22:00,780 >> DRUG HIM! 403 00:22:00,878 --> 00:22:03,378 >> DONALD [ BLEEP ] CALLED HIS WIFE UGLY AND SUGGESTED THAT HIS 404 00:22:03,481 --> 00:22:08,321 FATHER HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH JFK'S ASSASSINATION AND THEN TED 405 00:22:08,421 --> 00:22:12,631 CRUZ WENT OVER THERE AND, YOU KNOW, KISSED HIS BUTT. 406 00:22:12,726 --> 00:22:14,186 IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. 407 00:22:14,294 --> 00:22:19,504 >> GEORGE BUSH IS RELEASING A NEW BOOK CALLED "OUT OF MANY, 408 00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:22,940 ONE." WILL YOU BE GIFTING THIS BOOK TO 409 00:22:23,038 --> 00:22:25,508 ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY? T. I MEAN, IT'S NOT AT THE TOP 410 00:22:25,607 --> 00:22:31,047 OF MY LIST RIGHT NOW. I DO THINK GEORGE W. BUSH HAD 411 00:22:31,147 --> 00:22:35,147 BETTER VIEWS, CERTAINLY, THAN DONALD [ BLEEP ] AND MORE A 412 00:22:35,252 --> 00:22:39,892 VOICE OF REASON, BUT THESE -- HE'S BEEN ONE 69 BIGGER 413 00:22:39,991 --> 00:22:43,501 BENEFICIARIES OF HOW BAD [ BLEEP ] WAS, BECAUSE BUSH 414 00:22:43,596 --> 00:22:50,196 HIMSELF WAS NOT A PARTICULARLY GOOD PRESIDENT. 415 00:22:50,304 --> 00:22:53,844 >> YEAH! WHAT DO YOU QUALITATIVELY LOVE 416 00:22:53,942 --> 00:22:55,412 ABOUT IMMIGRANTS? 417 00:22:55,510 --> 00:23:02,250 >> THEIR DREAMS. IT'S BEAUTIFUL TO LISTEN TO 418 00:23:02,351 --> 00:23:07,791 FOLKS WHO ARE COMING HERE AND, YOU KNOW, TO CREATE A BETTER 419 00:23:07,891 --> 00:23:13,501 LIFE, AND THAT THEY -- THEY SEE THAT GLASS AS HALF FULL NO 420 00:23:13,598 --> 00:23:15,768 MATTER WHAT. THAT'S ALWAYS BEAUTIFUL TO 421 00:23:15,868 --> 00:23:20,608 WATCH, AND IT'S ALSO THAT MUCH MORE DISAPPOINTING WHEN 422 00:23:20,707 --> 00:23:24,677 POLITICIANS WHO MAINLY HAVE BEEN PRIVILEGED THEIR WHOLE LIVES 423 00:23:24,779 --> 00:23:28,049 STOMP ON THAT, AND IT WOULD BE BETTER FOR OUR COUNTRY IF THEY 424 00:23:28,149 --> 00:23:30,389 LET THOSE DREAMS FLOURISH. 425 00:23:30,485 --> 00:23:34,215 >> THANK YOU, SECRETARY CASTRO. YOU HAVE BEEN SUCH AN ICONIC 426 00:23:34,322 --> 00:23:35,632 GUEST. THANK YOU FOR TAKING THE TIME TO 427 00:23:35,725 --> 00:23:38,325 CHAS WITH ME. IT WAS SUCH A PLEASURE. 428 00:23:38,428 --> 00:23:38,928 TRULY. 429 00:23:39,028 --> 00:23:39,898 >> GLAD TO BE WITH YOU. 430 00:23:39,997 --> 00:23:41,697 >> COULD YOU LEAN IN, PLEASE? 431 00:23:41,799 --> 00:23:43,299 >> AH. THERE YOU GO. 432 00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:44,440 >> LEAN IN MORE, CASTRO. LEAN IN MORE! 433 00:23:44,535 --> 00:23:50,005 [ LAUGHTER ] 434 00:23:50,109 --> 00:23:54,909 >>> FEELING LIKE YOU GUYS CUT OFF -- MY -- MOMENT. 435 00:23:55,014 --> 00:23:58,324 >> YOU'RE THE -- A PRIDE DANCE? DO A PRIDE DANCE. 436 00:23:58,418 --> 00:23:58,948 >> YEAH. OKAY. 437 00:24:03,057 --> 00:24:06,297 >> OKAY, JORDAN, THAT WAS SORT OF THE COMMITMENT I WANTED. 438 00:24:06,395 --> 00:24:07,095 >> HISTORY. 439 00:24:07,196 --> 00:24:08,526 >> I FELT OFFENSIVE DOING MY. 440 00:24:08,630 --> 00:24:10,100 >> NO. IT'S COOL. 441 00:24:10,199 --> 00:24:11,369 BLACK DANCE. BLACK DANCE. 442 00:24:11,468 --> 00:24:14,838 >> YEAH, BLACK. BLACK HISTORY. 443 00:24:14,938 --> 00:24:15,638 BLACK-HISTORY BLACK-HIS 444 00:24:15,738 --> 00:24:16,368 BLACK-HISTORY. 445 00:24:16,474 --> 00:24:18,814 >> DANCE LIKE MARTIN WOULD! 446 00:24:19,109 --> 00:24:19,179 >> 447 00:24:19,176 --> 00:24:19,276 >> THIS 448 00:24:19,276 --> 00:24:19,336 >> THIS STUFF 449 00:24:19,343 --> 00:24:21,453 >> THIS STUFF ON 34054

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