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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:39,705 --> 00:00:43,005 >> TODAY ON ZIWE, I'LL BE TALKING ABOUT ALLYSHIP. 2 00:00:43,107 --> 00:00:46,337 ALLYSHIP IS THE ACT OF USING ONE'S PRIVILEGE TO ADVOCATE FOR 3 00:00:46,442 --> 00:00:48,012 PEOPLE IN LESS ADVANTAGED POSITIONS. 4 00:00:48,110 --> 00:00:51,810 IT'S AN IMPORTANT PART OF ANY MOVEMENT BUT OFTENTIMES WHEN THE 5 00:00:51,911 --> 00:00:55,311 MOVEMENT BECOMES TRENDY OR POPULAR, ALLYSHIP BECOMES MORE 6 00:00:55,412 --> 00:00:56,482 ABOUT THE PERFORMANCE. 7 00:00:56,580 --> 00:00:58,010 >> I CAN'T BREATHE. 8 00:00:58,114 --> 00:01:02,624 >> AN ICONIC ALLY SO I INVITED THE LEGENDARY SINGER-SONGWRITER 9 00:01:02,715 --> 00:01:06,875 TO THE SONG. SHE TALKS IDENTITY POLITICS. 10 00:01:06,984 --> 00:01:07,624 APPROPRIATION. 11 00:01:07,717 --> 00:01:09,887 >> WOULD YOU LIKE TO APOLOGIZE? 12 00:01:09,985 --> 00:01:12,345 >> AND SO MUCH MORE. 13 00:01:12,453 --> 00:01:15,963 >> AND LATER WE TALK ABOUT EVEN MORE INSIGHT. 14 00:01:16,055 --> 00:01:20,655 SO STAY TUNED. IT'S GOING TO BE ICONIC. 15 00:01:20,757 --> 00:01:31,157 UM, ZIWE STARTS RIGHT NOW. 16 00:02:08,344 --> 00:02:11,054 JOINING ME TODAY IS THE BRILLIANT SINGER-SONGWRITER AND 17 00:02:11,145 --> 00:02:16,205 ALLY TO THE BLACK COMMUNITY, BIBI BRIDGERS. 18 00:02:25,418 --> 00:02:27,188 >> WELCOME. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DOING THE 19 00:02:27,285 --> 00:02:27,745 SHOW. 20 00:02:27,986 --> 00:02:30,016 >> ANY TIME. IT'S AN HONOR. 21 00:02:30,119 --> 00:02:37,259 >> TODAY IS OUR ALLYSHIP ELSE. DO YOU IDENTIFY AS AN ALLY? 22 00:02:37,356 --> 00:02:38,416 >> YES. 23 00:02:38,524 --> 00:02:40,664 >> YES. WOULD YOU LIKE TO LOOK TO YOUR 24 00:02:40,757 --> 00:02:43,527 CAMERA AND SAY I IDENTIFY AS AN ALLY? 25 00:02:43,626 --> 00:02:50,196 >> I IDENTIFY AS AN ALLY. 26 00:02:50,295 --> 00:02:54,525 >> AS AN ALLY WOULD YOU EVER FEATURE A BLACK WOMAN ON ANY OF 27 00:02:54,630 --> 00:02:55,500 YOUR RECORDS? 28 00:02:55,597 --> 00:02:56,427 >> YEAH. 29 00:02:56,531 --> 00:02:59,531 >> PERHAPS A BLACK WOMAN NAMED ZIWE? 30 00:02:59,632 --> 00:03:01,272 >> ANY TIME. COME THROUGH. 31 00:03:01,366 --> 00:03:02,526 >> YOU SAY THAT. 32 00:03:02,634 --> 00:03:05,234 >> I HAVEN'T HEARD YOUR SINGING VOICE. 33 00:03:10,403 --> 00:03:15,543 >> OKAY, SO YOU OFTEN WEAR A SKELETON COSTUME. 34 00:03:15,639 --> 00:03:18,339 IS THIS YOUR WAY OF APPROPRIATE RATING DEAD CULTURE? 35 00:03:18,441 --> 00:03:21,781 >> I GUESS, KIND OF. 36 00:03:21,875 --> 00:03:24,505 >> WOULD YOU LIKE TO APOLOGIZE TO THE UNLIVING? 37 00:03:24,609 --> 00:03:27,479 >> YEAH. I APOLOGIZE TO EVERYBODY DEAD 38 00:03:27,578 --> 00:03:30,978 WHO I EVER OFFENDED BY MY SKELETON COSTUMES. 39 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:36,120 >> YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST, AN APOLOGY AND NOT ON THE APP. 40 00:03:36,215 --> 00:03:41,115 IF I STABBED YOU, IN AN ALLEY WAY, YOU HAVE TO CALL 911. 41 00:03:41,217 --> 00:03:43,817 WHAT WOULD YOU SAY? WHAT IS A DESCRIPTION AS AN 42 00:03:43,918 --> 00:03:45,488 ALLY? HOW WOULD YOU CALL POLICE? 43 00:03:45,585 --> 00:03:46,545 LET'S ROLE PLAY. 44 00:03:46,653 --> 00:03:48,753 >> NAPE 11. WHAT'S YOUR EMERGENCY? 45 00:03:48,853 --> 00:03:50,193 >> I WAS JUST STABBED. 46 00:03:50,288 --> 00:03:51,388 >> BY WHO? 47 00:03:51,488 --> 00:03:52,558 >> MY FRIEND ZIWE. 48 00:03:52,655 --> 00:03:53,415 >> WHAT'S HER RACE? 49 00:03:53,522 --> 00:03:57,662 >> SHE'S BLACK. BABY CALL THE COM 50 00:03:57,757 --> 00:04:02,687 BABY CALL THE COPS ON BLACK PEOPLE. 51 00:04:02,792 --> 00:04:08,232 >> SO YOU'RE A FAN OF ASMR. I WOULD LOVE FOR YOU TO READ A 52 00:04:08,328 --> 00:04:14,698 COUPLE STATEMENTS. ASMR. 53 00:04:14,798 --> 00:04:17,398 DON'T MIND THE MIC. 54 00:04:17,499 --> 00:04:19,169 >> I WILL DO IT ON EMOTIONAL LABOR. 55 00:04:19,266 --> 00:04:27,496 I APOLOGIZE FOR ALL RACISM. HERE'S MY PIN NUMBER. 56 00:04:27,603 --> 00:04:29,543 INSERT PIN NUMBER. 57 00:04:29,637 --> 00:04:32,037 >> YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY THE NUMBER. 58 00:04:32,139 --> 00:04:39,009 >> 6666. I WILL NEVER GET MARRIED ON A 59 00:04:39,109 --> 00:04:42,939 PLANTATION. GAY RIGHTS. 60 00:04:43,043 --> 00:04:48,983 I FAMOUSLY LOVE ALL BLACK PEOPLE ESPECIALLY AN ICONIC WOMAN NAMED 61 00:04:49,079 --> 00:04:49,509 ZIWE. 62 00:04:50,279 --> 00:04:52,409 >> I HEAR YOU LAUGHING. I THINK THAT'S WEIRD BECAUSE I'M 63 00:04:52,514 --> 00:04:53,684 RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU. 64 00:04:53,781 --> 00:04:57,721 >> I'M NOT GOING TO READ THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] 65 00:04:57,816 --> 00:05:03,616 WOW. 66 00:05:03,719 --> 00:05:06,549 >> I'M NOT READING THIS. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 67 00:05:06,653 --> 00:05:08,863 >> I'LL TAKE THAT. I'LL READ IT. 68 00:05:08,955 --> 00:05:12,355 I'M NOT AFRAID. 69 00:05:12,456 --> 00:05:16,316 >> I WILL NOT RETWEET SHAWN KING. 70 00:05:16,424 --> 00:05:18,634 >> YOU DID A REALLY GOOD JOB OF THAT. 71 00:05:18,725 --> 00:05:20,355 WOULD YOU LIKE AN ALLY COOKIE? 72 00:05:20,459 --> 00:05:25,289 >> ALWAYS, PLEASE. THESE ARE FRESH COOKIES WE MADE 73 00:05:25,395 --> 00:05:29,295 JUST FOR YOU. IF YOU COULD JUST HOLD UP YOUR 74 00:05:29,397 --> 00:05:33,427 COOKIE -- JUST GO AHEAD. BITE INTO THAT BLACK MAN. 75 00:05:33,532 --> 00:05:34,632 >> SURE. 76 00:05:34,732 --> 00:05:37,872 >> GO AHEAD. 77 00:05:37,967 --> 00:05:38,467 >> OKAY. 78 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:39,500 >> WHOA, WHOA! WHOA, PLEASE DON'T EAT ME WHITE 79 00:05:39,601 --> 00:05:42,301 LADY. 80 00:05:42,402 --> 00:05:46,872 >> THAT'S WHAT THIS IS? 81 00:05:46,971 --> 00:05:50,971 >> WOW! BLACKNESS IS NOT FOR 82 00:05:51,073 --> 00:05:53,543 CONSUMPTION. YOUR SONG, SAVIOR COMPLEX IS AN 83 00:05:53,640 --> 00:05:56,710 ABSOLUTE BANGER. SO WE HAVE THIS GAME CALLED 84 00:05:56,808 --> 00:06:01,008 WHITE SAVIOR COMPLEX. SAVIOR COMPLEX 85 00:06:01,110 --> 00:06:05,510 >> NOW, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU AN IMAGE AND YOU'RE GOING TO TELL 86 00:06:05,612 --> 00:06:07,582 ME HOW YOU SAVE THESE BLACK PEOPLE. 87 00:06:07,679 --> 00:06:11,879 >> AS YOU CAN SEE, WE HAVE A ROOMFUL OF UNDERPRIVILEGED 88 00:06:11,982 --> 00:06:13,322 CHILDREN WHO ARE ATTEMPTING TO LEARN. 89 00:06:13,416 --> 00:06:17,076 HOW ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE THESE INNER CITY KIDS DO THEIR 90 00:06:17,184 --> 00:06:17,754 HOMEWORK? 91 00:06:18,484 --> 00:06:22,794 >> I GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL WITH A 1.5 GPA SO I'M NOT QUALIFIED 92 00:06:22,886 --> 00:06:24,386 TO HAVE ANYBODY DO THEIR HOMEWORK. 93 00:06:24,486 --> 00:06:29,286 >> SO THERE'S NO SAVING THESE KIDS. 94 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:32,859 GREAT, THANKS. NEXT, HE'S REALLY GOOD AT 95 00:06:32,957 --> 00:06:34,057 FOOTBALL. HE'S HUGE. 96 00:06:34,158 --> 00:06:37,588 HOW ARE YOU GOING TO ENCOURAGE HIM TO PURSUE HIS PASSION OF 97 00:06:37,692 --> 00:06:39,592 FOOTBALL SO HE CAN GET A SCHOLARSHIP TO COLLEGE AND 98 00:06:39,693 --> 00:06:41,733 CHANGE HIS LIFE AND GET OUT OFPORT? 99 00:06:41,828 --> 00:06:43,958 >> I DON'T KNOW. HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S DOING GREAT. 100 00:06:44,062 --> 00:06:46,562 HE'S THE ONLY ONE I FOCUSED IN THAT PHOTO. 101 00:06:46,663 --> 00:06:48,703 >> SO NO HELP FOR THIS BLACK MAN EITHER. 102 00:06:48,798 --> 00:06:53,628 WOW! 103 00:06:53,733 --> 00:06:56,573 >> A DYING ART. YOU'RE A WHITE SAVIOR. 104 00:06:56,667 --> 00:07:01,437 HOW ARE YOU GOING TO SAVE JAZZ? 105 00:07:01,536 --> 00:07:07,506 >> I THINK JAZZ IS DOING GREAT. I THINK JAZZ WILL ALWAYS BE 106 00:07:07,605 --> 00:07:08,205 FINE. 107 00:07:08,505 --> 00:07:13,275 >> THAT WAS REALLY, REALLY PROBLEMATIC. 108 00:07:13,375 --> 00:07:20,935 >> NOW, THIS IS TRIFLING. HOW WILL YOU HELP THIS HO STOP 109 00:07:21,044 --> 00:07:21,914 BEING SO TRIFLING? 110 00:07:22,244 --> 00:07:31,854 >> I LOVE SEX POSITIVITY. I THINK TRIFLING IN HONESS IS 111 00:07:31,949 --> 00:07:32,779 GREAT GREAT. 112 00:07:32,882 --> 00:07:33,652 >> YOU REALLY KNOCKED IT OUT OF THE PARK. 113 00:07:33,750 --> 00:07:35,550 WHICH IS WHY I HAVE A NEW GAME FOR YOU. 114 00:07:35,651 --> 00:07:39,491 THE NEGRO SPIRITUAL. SO RARELY EVER HITS THE CHARTS. 115 00:07:39,586 --> 00:07:42,916 HOW DO WE MAKE A NEGRO SPIRITUAL INTO A BANKER? 116 00:07:43,021 --> 00:07:46,521 >> I'M NOT QUALIFIED. MAYBE WE SHOULD ASK LIKE MOBY. 117 00:07:46,622 --> 00:07:49,622 >> MOBY? DOESN'T HE LIKE SAMP STUFF? 118 00:07:49,723 --> 00:07:53,593 >> WE'LL ASK HIM ABOUT WIND AND THE WATER. 119 00:07:53,691 --> 00:07:57,731 DO YOU THINK THAT'S A SONG THAT COULD USE A REBRAND? 120 00:07:57,827 --> 00:07:59,157 >> IT'S WORTH A SHOT. 121 00:07:59,260 --> 00:08:02,030 >> WE HAVE A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT FOR YOU. 122 00:08:02,129 --> 00:08:02,859 BESIDE YOU. 123 00:08:02,962 --> 00:08:03,962 >> CUTE! 124 00:08:04,063 --> 00:08:06,603 >> YOU ARE A SONGWRITER, A TALENTED PERFORMER. 125 00:08:06,697 --> 00:08:14,327 SO WE WOULD LOVE TO GET IT TO HIT THE CHARTS. 126 00:08:14,434 --> 00:08:22,444 IF YOU COULD THINK OF A WISPY LONG VERSION. 127 00:08:22,537 --> 00:08:23,237 I CAN'T. 128 00:08:23,338 --> 00:08:24,938 >> YOU'RE REFUSING TO SING IT. 129 00:08:25,039 --> 00:08:28,009 >> I DON'T PLAY A UKULELE. 130 00:08:28,107 --> 00:08:37,837 >> I GUESS WE'RE AT A STANDSTILL. 131 00:08:42,146 --> 00:08:43,206 IN THE WATER 132 00:08:43,313 --> 00:08:46,953 >> IF YOU WANT TO, WE COULD BREAK THESE UKULELES. 133 00:08:47,048 --> 00:08:48,348 >> I WOULD LOVE THAT. 134 00:08:48,448 --> 00:08:49,448 >> THAT WOULD BE SICK. 135 00:08:49,549 --> 00:08:51,349 >> WHEN ARE WE GOING TO DO THIS? 136 00:08:51,449 --> 00:08:54,819 >> YOU ARE LITERALLY GOING TO BREAK THESE UKULELES. 137 00:08:54,917 --> 00:08:57,687 >> I'M INTO IT. 138 00:08:57,786 --> 00:09:02,646 >> IS THAT A SAFETY PROTOCOL? 139 00:09:02,754 --> 00:09:04,624 >> I'M THE BOSS. DON'T LOOK AT THAT. 140 00:09:04,722 --> 00:09:06,362 >> EASY, SEE? 141 00:09:06,456 --> 00:09:07,016 >> HARDER. 142 00:09:07,124 --> 00:09:21,834 >> OH, MY GOD! BE CAREFUL! 143 00:09:21,929 --> 00:09:24,659 >> THANK YOU. THIS HAS BEEN A FANTASTIC SHOW. 144 00:09:24,763 --> 00:09:26,703 >> LOOK AT THAT. 145 00:09:26,798 --> 00:09:30,728 >> WOW, YOU KILLED THAT. 146 00:09:30,833 --> 00:09:33,673 >> I GOT SUPER CARRIED AWAY. 147 00:09:33,767 --> 00:09:38,037 >> BE AN ALLY BY PRE ORDERING MY BOOK HOW TO BE AN ALLY BY PRE 148 00:09:38,137 --> 00:09:41,967 ORDERING MY BOOK. 149 00:09:42,072 --> 00:09:43,612 >> HI. I'M ZIWE. 150 00:09:43,706 --> 00:09:46,966 YOU KNOW THAT. CELEBRITY AND CELEBRITY RIGHTS 151 00:09:47,074 --> 00:09:48,144 ACTIVIST. BECAUSE OF SOCIAL MEDIA 152 00:09:48,241 --> 00:09:50,911 CELEBRITIES ARE EXPECTED TO CARE ABOUT THE NEWS. 153 00:09:51,008 --> 00:09:55,938 WE'RE EXPECTED TO CARE ABOUT BLACK RIGHTS AND TRANS' RIGHTS 154 00:09:56,044 --> 00:09:58,414 AND IMMIGRANTS. ITS ABOUT THOSE WHITE 155 00:09:58,512 --> 00:10:00,782 CELEBRITIES WHO MUST HAVE STRUGGLED TO POST THAT BLACK 156 00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:03,950 SQUARE ON THEIR INSTAGRAM. NO MORE. 157 00:10:04,047 --> 00:10:08,177 >> AS A CELEBRITY, I KNOW FIRST HAND THE PRESSURE TO APPEAR 158 00:10:08,283 --> 00:10:09,223 POLITICALLY ENGAGED. 159 00:10:09,316 --> 00:10:11,316 >> I'M TAKING A STAND AND SAYING -- 160 00:10:11,417 --> 00:10:12,517 >> NO MORE. 161 00:10:12,618 --> 00:10:13,618 >> NO MORE. 162 00:10:13,718 --> 00:10:15,088 >> NO MORE. 163 00:10:15,186 --> 00:10:17,886 >> NO MORE. IT'S TOO MUCH. 164 00:10:17,987 --> 00:10:21,157 >> DOES IT SEEM LIKE I'M DOING ENOUGH? 165 00:10:21,255 --> 00:10:23,855 YOU GUYS. DOES IT SEEM LIKE I'M COMPANYING 166 00:10:23,956 --> 00:10:24,886 OTHER CELEBRITIES? 167 00:10:24,990 --> 00:10:29,260 >> DO I POST THAT THIRSTY PIC NOW OR WAIT A DAY? 168 00:10:29,359 --> 00:10:31,959 >> OUR JOB IS TO MAKE YOU LAUGH. 169 00:10:32,059 --> 00:10:35,899 >> MAKE YOU CRY. 170 00:10:35,995 --> 00:10:39,095 >> TO MAKE YOU MONEY. 171 00:10:39,196 --> 00:10:42,796 >> IT'S EASY TO CRITICIZE CELEBRITIES. 172 00:10:42,898 --> 00:10:44,398 UNTIL YOU BECOME ONE. 173 00:10:44,498 --> 00:10:48,968 >> THE RISK OF BECOMING A CELEBRITY IS VERY LOW, IT'S 174 00:10:49,066 --> 00:10:49,896 NEVER ZERO. 175 00:10:50,001 --> 00:10:52,501 >> HUG YOURSELF IN A CELEBRITY'S SHOES. 176 00:10:52,601 --> 00:10:56,101 IF YOU HAD FAME AND MONEY, WOULDN'T YOU JUST WANT TO ENJOY 177 00:10:56,203 --> 00:10:58,373 IT AND NOT THINK ABOUT ANYBODY ELSE? 178 00:10:58,471 --> 00:11:01,671 >> I REMEMBER BEING A REGULAR PERSON JUST LIKE YOU. 179 00:11:01,772 --> 00:11:05,742 I REMEMBER SEEING FAMOUS PEOPLE TV AND THINKING -- 180 00:11:05,841 --> 00:11:07,641 >> WOW! THEIR SUCCESS IN THEIR CHOSEN 181 00:11:07,742 --> 00:11:10,542 FIELD HAS AFFORDED THEM THE RESOURCES TO LIVE COMFORTABLY. 182 00:11:10,643 --> 00:11:14,713 >> NOW THAT I'M ON THE OTHER SIDE, I CAN SAY WITH ABSOLUTE 183 00:11:14,811 --> 00:11:17,751 CERTAINTY, THAT'S ACTUALLY TRUE. IT IS REALLY HARD. 184 00:11:17,846 --> 00:11:21,776 AND LIKE KHLOE KARDASHIAN ONCE SAID, SO MONEY MEANS YOU DON'T 185 00:11:21,881 --> 00:11:23,921 HAVE ANY PROBLEMS? 186 00:11:24,015 --> 00:11:25,445 >> THAT IS SO TRUE. 187 00:11:25,549 --> 00:11:28,279 >> BE AN ALLY TO THE CELEBRITY COMMUNITY. 188 00:11:28,384 --> 00:11:31,254 WE NEED YOU. CELEBRITY RIGHTS ARE HUMAN 189 00:11:31,351 --> 00:11:31,721 RIGHTS. 190 00:11:31,818 --> 00:11:33,448 >> BE AN ALLY. 191 00:11:33,553 --> 00:11:35,493 >> BE AN ALLY. 192 00:11:35,587 --> 00:11:37,447 >> BE AN ALLEY. 193 00:11:37,555 --> 00:11:46,715 >> THE WORRYING STARTS TODAY. CELEBRITY RIGHTS. 194 00:11:46,824 --> 00:11:50,664 >> LOVE MEANS NEVER HAVING TO SAY YOU'RE SORRY BUT ALLYSHIP 195 00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:56,000 MEANS ALWAYS HAVING TO BUY ME LUNCH. 196 00:11:56,095 --> 00:12:02,065 >> YOU KNOW, AT THE HALLOWEEN PARTY, IT WAS, I'M NOT RACIST. 197 00:12:02,165 --> 00:12:03,225 HOW MANY BLACK FRIENDS DO I HAVE? 198 00:12:03,332 --> 00:12:05,032 >> I DIDN'T REALLY ASK. 199 00:12:05,133 --> 00:12:09,003 >> TOO MANY TO COUNT. HERE ARE SOME OF MY FAVORITES. 200 00:12:09,101 --> 00:12:14,001 >> PLEASE DON'T LISTEN. 201 00:12:14,103 --> 00:12:17,843 >> THE BEST DANCER. MONICA MAKES THE BEST SOUL FOOD 202 00:12:17,939 --> 00:12:20,609 AND ROGERER IS MY HOME BOY FOR LIFE. 203 00:12:20,706 --> 00:12:26,876 >> HEY, MAN. YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIST IT OUT. 204 00:12:26,975 --> 00:12:30,135 A LOT OF THEM SEEM LIKE HUGE STEREOTIMES. 205 00:12:30,243 --> 00:12:32,113 >> THE SWEETEST MAN I KNOW IS CHRIS. 206 00:12:32,211 --> 00:12:35,581 THE TOUGHEST MAN I KNOW IS RON. ALL THESE PEOPLE DEFINITELY 207 00:12:35,679 --> 00:12:37,549 EXIST AND I THINK RACISM IS WRONG. 208 00:12:37,646 --> 00:12:44,046 MATTHEW IS A GREAT RAPPER. THOMAS, KANYE IS A BEAT KNICKER 209 00:12:44,150 --> 00:12:45,480 AND CHIP MAKES ME LAUGH. 210 00:12:45,584 --> 00:12:48,654 >> DID YOU SAY KANYE AND CHAPPELL? 211 00:12:48,751 --> 00:12:49,721 YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH THEM? 212 00:12:49,818 --> 00:12:52,118 >> YEAH. I'M FRIENDS WITH ALL OF THEM. 213 00:12:52,220 --> 00:12:53,090 >> ALL OF THEM? 214 00:12:53,186 --> 00:13:00,216 >> YEAH. AND A FEW MORE. 215 00:13:00,323 --> 00:13:12,103 TIA AND TAMARA, NELSON MANDELA 216 00:13:12,195 --> 00:13:15,425 RAVEN AND SIMONE 217 00:13:15,530 --> 00:13:19,730 >> HALF THOSE PEOPLE ARE BLACK PANTHERS CHARACTERS. 218 00:13:19,831 --> 00:13:20,871 YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND. 219 00:13:20,965 --> 00:13:24,125 >> I JUST MET YOU AT THIS WENDY'S. 220 00:13:24,234 --> 00:13:28,844 YOU JUST STARTED TALKING AT ME. DO YOU KNOW ANY NORMAL 221 00:13:28,935 --> 00:13:30,265 NONCELEBRITY BLACK PEOPLE? 222 00:13:30,369 --> 00:13:30,769 >> DEON, DENZEL, 223 00:13:30,869 --> 00:13:37,809 >> DEON, DENZEL -- 224 00:13:37,906 --> 00:13:44,006 >> I JUST SAW YOU TAKE OUT YOUR PHONE AND GOOGLE POPULAR BLACK 225 00:13:44,108 --> 00:13:45,008 NAMES. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? 226 00:13:45,109 --> 00:13:47,009 >> I'M FRIENDS WITH TOO MANY BLACK PEOPLE. 227 00:13:47,110 --> 00:13:53,180 >> YEAH. 228 00:13:53,279 --> 00:13:57,409 >> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY BEST FRIEND, ARETHA FRANKLIN. 229 00:13:57,514 --> 00:14:01,724 >> NOPE, SHE'S DEAD. 230 00:14:01,816 --> 00:14:03,646 >> THAT WAS THE MOST RACIST THING I EVER HEARD. 231 00:14:03,750 --> 00:14:06,050 >> THANKS. 232 00:14:06,151 --> 00:14:08,691 >> YOU WOULD BE AN ICONIC GUEST. 233 00:14:08,785 --> 00:14:16,185 >> WHAT DID YOU HEAR? 234 00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:19,819 >> WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT? 235 00:14:19,924 --> 00:14:20,194 >> LIKE WHAT? 236 00:14:20,291 --> 00:14:22,661 >> MAD. 237 00:14:22,758 --> 00:14:25,058 >> THE FOLLOWING IS A CONVERSATION BETWEEN ZIWE AND 238 00:14:25,159 --> 00:14:27,059 HER COMPLICIT ASIAN WRITER. 239 00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:29,930 >> THIS IS MY BASE. ARE YOU SAYING BLACK WOMEN ARE 240 00:14:30,028 --> 00:14:30,598 ANGRY? 241 00:14:30,895 --> 00:14:34,125 >> NO. I THINK BLACK WOMEN HAVE, ARE, 242 00:14:34,230 --> 00:14:38,160 HAVE THE CAPACITY TO EXPRESS ALL EMOTIONS. 243 00:14:38,265 --> 00:14:41,865 YOU LOOK VERY ANGRY AT ME RIGHT NOW IS WHAT I'M SAYING. 244 00:14:41,966 --> 00:14:45,226 >> YOU WROTE THAT MUSIC VIDEO BLACK FRIENDS. 245 00:14:45,334 --> 00:14:47,504 YOU DID COME UP WITH THOSE NAMES, CORRECT? 246 00:14:47,602 --> 00:14:48,772 >> I DID, YES. 247 00:14:48,869 --> 00:14:53,239 >> WHAT ARE SOME OF THE NAMES JUST TO RECALL? 248 00:14:53,338 --> 00:15:03,808 >> RON, DION, JILLY, JAVONTE. 249 00:15:05,677 --> 00:15:07,807 >> WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR FACE TO BE BLURRED OUT? 250 00:15:07,910 --> 00:15:08,610 >> YES. 251 00:15:08,711 --> 00:15:11,311 >> OKAY. THAT WOULD BE PREFERABLE. 252 00:15:11,412 --> 00:15:13,282 >> HOW MANY BLACK FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE? 253 00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:16,150 >> YOU KNOW, MY CHILDHOOD BEST FRIENDS WERE BLACK. 254 00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:17,648 >> THEY REALLY WERE? 255 00:15:17,749 --> 00:15:19,679 >> THEY REALLY WERE. 256 00:15:19,783 --> 00:15:21,123 >> THEY WERE BLACKS? 257 00:15:21,217 --> 00:15:23,617 >> THEY WERE BLACK. I DIDN'T PUT A PLURAL. 258 00:15:23,717 --> 00:15:27,487 IN MIDDLE SCHOOL, I HAD ONE FRIEND. 259 00:15:27,586 --> 00:15:28,246 HE WAS BLACK. 260 00:15:28,353 --> 00:15:29,593 >> WHAT WAS HIS NAME? 261 00:15:29,687 --> 00:15:36,117 >> HIS NAME IS WILL. I'LL JUST SAY IT. 262 00:15:36,223 --> 00:15:39,493 >> THAT WAS A SAD DAY. WHEN YOU MOVED AWAY, I MADE A 263 00:15:39,591 --> 00:15:41,491 MUSIC VIDEO OF PICTURES OF US. 264 00:15:41,592 --> 00:15:43,292 >> REALLY? WHAT WAS IT TO? 265 00:15:43,393 --> 00:15:49,603 >> THESE DAYS BY NIKO. 266 00:15:49,696 --> 00:15:50,956 >> HOW MANY ASIAN FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE? 267 00:15:51,063 --> 00:15:52,803 >> HOW WOULD YOU DEFINE ASIAN? 268 00:15:52,897 --> 00:15:57,597 >> JUST A COUNTRY, MAYBE MINUS RUSSIA. 269 00:15:57,699 --> 00:15:59,429 >> ASIA THE COUNTRY. 270 00:15:59,533 --> 00:16:02,533 >> YIKES! 271 00:16:02,634 --> 00:16:06,274 >> IF AN ALLY HELPS A BLACK PERSON BUT DOESN'T POST A PHOTO 272 00:16:06,369 --> 00:16:13,069 ABOUT IT, DID IT EVER REALLY HAPPEN? 273 00:16:13,172 --> 00:16:19,982 >> WELCOME! THIS IS THE GAME SHOW WHERE I 274 00:16:20,075 --> 00:16:23,675 GIVE RANDOM POINTS TO DETERMINE WHO IS THE WOKEST ALLY. 275 00:16:23,777 --> 00:16:27,077 FIRST WE HAVE CONNOR VERSUS HIS BEST FRIEND AMANDA. 276 00:16:27,178 --> 00:16:30,608 AND ZACH VERSUS HIS COUSIN MIKE. 277 00:16:30,713 --> 00:16:35,523 >> LET'S PLAY WOKE WARS. FIRST PROJECT. 278 00:16:35,615 --> 00:16:38,375 >> I'M GOING TO GO WITH PROBABLY NOT. 279 00:16:38,483 --> 00:16:42,453 >> I LOVE SOMEONE WHO CAN SAY, HEY, I'M NOT DOING THE WORK. 280 00:16:42,551 --> 00:16:42,991 YOU. 281 00:16:43,285 --> 00:16:50,715 >> I WOULD SAY MINIMALLY. MY 282 00:16:50,822 --> 00:16:52,322 >> I WOULD SAY MINIMALLY. MY FEE ANSSI DID THE WORK. 283 00:16:52,423 --> 00:16:55,693 >> SHOT OUT. 284 00:16:55,791 --> 00:16:59,591 >> HEY, SHOUT OUT! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU SAID THE 285 00:16:59,693 --> 00:17:02,863 "N" WORD? BE HONEST? 286 00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:08,530 >> WITH THE "A" OR THE "ER"? 287 00:17:08,629 --> 00:17:10,329 >> LIKE RAPPING SOME SONGS. 288 00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:12,300 >> WHAT SONGS ARE YOU RAPPING? 289 00:17:12,397 --> 00:17:13,997 >> LIKE TUPAC. 290 00:17:14,098 --> 00:17:19,268 >> LET ME HEAR SOMETHING. REALLY GET A LITTLE -- IN THE 291 00:17:19,367 --> 00:17:21,127 MIDDLE EAST. THE WAR ON POVERTY. 292 00:17:21,234 --> 00:17:23,904 I GOT A WAR ON DRUGS SO THE POLICE CAN'T BOTHER ME. 293 00:17:24,003 --> 00:17:28,403 I NEVER DID A CRIME. 294 00:17:28,504 --> 00:17:31,044 >> THAT WAS A PERFORMANCE. 295 00:17:31,139 --> 00:17:34,739 >> HOW MANY VERSUS OF THE BLACK NATIONAL ANTHEM DO YOU KNOW? 296 00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:37,340 >> NONE. THERE'S A BLACK NATIONAL ANTHEM? 297 00:17:37,442 --> 00:17:41,312 >> THAT WAS A TRICK QUESTION. 298 00:17:41,410 --> 00:17:43,080 >> YEAH. DO YOU KNOW IT? 299 00:17:43,178 --> 00:17:48,948 >> YEAH. HAVE YOU SEEN COACHELLA BEYONCE? 300 00:17:49,046 --> 00:17:49,646 BEYONCE? 301 00:17:49,747 --> 00:17:56,347 >> I DON'T KNOW BEYONCE, MAN. 302 00:17:56,450 --> 00:18:00,620 >> NOW IT'S TIME ON PLAY, WHO IS THIS BLACK PERSON? 303 00:18:00,719 --> 00:18:07,859 YOU HAVE TO TELL ME WHO IT IS. 304 00:18:07,955 --> 00:18:11,985 >> THAT WAS AN HISTORICAL ICON OR SOMETHING. 305 00:18:12,090 --> 00:18:14,860 NO. IT'S TOTALLY WRONG. 306 00:18:14,958 --> 00:18:17,228 >> WHAT DID YOU WHISPER TO HIM? 307 00:18:17,325 --> 00:18:19,525 >> IT'S A SECRET. IT'S A SECRET. 308 00:18:19,626 --> 00:18:23,526 IT WAS AN EMBARRASSING ONE, TOO. 309 00:18:23,628 --> 00:18:24,558 >> NO. 310 00:18:24,662 --> 00:18:26,662 >> SHOULD WE KNOW IT? 311 00:18:26,763 --> 00:18:32,103 >> THAT'S A FACE I'VE SEEN. 312 00:18:32,199 --> 00:18:35,399 >> OKAY. WHO IS THIS? 313 00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:43,940 >> I'M TERRIBLE WITH ANY TYPE OF HISTORY. 314 00:18:44,037 --> 00:18:47,107 >> I CHOOSE AMERICA. 315 00:18:47,205 --> 00:18:47,705 >> ALL RIGHT. THIS GUY. 316 00:18:47,805 --> 00:18:50,305 COME ON. 317 00:18:50,406 --> 00:18:54,106 >> I WANT TO SAY HE'S ANOTHER REPUBLICAN. 318 00:18:54,208 --> 00:18:59,338 >> EDWARD JAMES? OMAR? 319 00:18:59,443 --> 00:19:05,013 EDWARD JAMES OMAR? THAT'S WHO IS A BLACK PERSON, I 320 00:19:05,113 --> 00:19:07,983 THINK BOTH OF YOU LOST. NOW IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE 321 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,150 EMPATHY GAME. ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT PARTS 322 00:19:10,248 --> 00:19:13,178 OF BEING AN ALLY IS THE ABILITY TO EMPATHIZE. 323 00:19:13,282 --> 00:19:16,582 IN THIS NEXT GAME, WHOEVER CRIES FIRST, WINS. 324 00:19:16,684 --> 00:19:19,524 PLEASE LOOK AT THE CAMERA AND SOMEONE START SOBBING. 325 00:19:19,619 --> 00:19:21,149 >> OUT OF NOWHERE? 326 00:19:21,253 --> 00:19:26,723 >> YOU CAN PUT EVERY TIME THEY SAY HEY, FEEL BAD. 327 00:19:26,821 --> 00:19:29,261 THINK ABOUT RACISM. THINK ABOUT SLAVERY. 328 00:19:29,356 --> 00:19:36,786 THINK ABOUT THE TRAGEDIES THAT BLACK PEOPLE HAVE TO END DUR. 329 00:19:36,893 --> 00:19:41,333 MUSTER A TAKER OF APOLOGY, A TEAR OF TYRANNY. 330 00:19:41,428 --> 00:19:43,828 CRY. EVERY TEAR IS A TEAR FOR 331 00:19:43,929 --> 00:19:46,099 EQUALITY. EVERY TEAR IS A TEAR FOR 332 00:19:46,196 --> 00:19:49,496 SURVIVAL. EVERY TEAR IS A TEAR FOR 333 00:19:49,598 --> 00:19:51,128 LIBERATION. WHITE TEARS, WHITE TEARS, WHITE 334 00:19:51,233 --> 00:20:00,703 TEARS. THERE. 335 00:20:00,803 --> 00:20:05,343 IT'S HARD TO CRY WHEN SOMEONE IS SCREAMING AT YOU. 336 00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:06,338 >> ARE YOU MAD AT ME? 337 00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:08,439 >> NO, NO. 338 00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:09,740 >> I DON'T LIKE THAT. 339 00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:13,080 >> IT SUCKS, HUH? RACISM DOES SUCK. 340 00:20:13,175 --> 00:20:14,435 IT MAKES ME SAD. 341 00:20:14,542 --> 00:20:18,382 >> NEXT GAME. IT'S CALLED BLACK FRIENDS. 342 00:20:18,477 --> 00:20:21,007 YOU ARE GOING TO LIST BLACK FRENGDS BACK AND FORTH AND THE 343 00:20:21,111 --> 00:20:24,051 LAST PERSONAL TO HAVE A NAME WINS. 344 00:20:24,147 --> 00:20:25,077 >> NO. 345 00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:29,550 >> WOULD YOU LIKE TO RATTLE OFF A COUPLE GAMES? 346 00:20:29,649 --> 00:20:31,319 >> SURE. CURTIS. 347 00:20:31,417 --> 00:20:32,217 A FEW OTHERS. 348 00:20:32,316 --> 00:20:33,916 >> KEEP GOING, KEEP GOING. 349 00:20:34,017 --> 00:20:35,547 >> THAT'S ALL I GOT RIGHT NOW. 350 00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:38,921 >> OKAY. SO YOU WON. 351 00:20:39,019 --> 00:20:42,389 >> MATTHEW -- 352 00:20:42,487 --> 00:20:46,017 >> [ BLEEP ]. 353 00:20:46,122 --> 00:20:48,322 >> JORDAN. [ BLEEP ]. 354 00:20:48,424 --> 00:20:51,264 >> MICHELLE, I DON'T KNOW HER LAST NAME. 355 00:20:51,358 --> 00:20:54,428 >> MICHELLE. 356 00:20:54,526 --> 00:20:56,426 >> YEAH. 357 00:20:56,527 --> 00:20:59,057 >> THIS GIRL THAT I'M FRIENDS WITH. 358 00:20:59,162 --> 00:21:02,062 I DON'T KNOW HER LAST NAME. 359 00:21:02,163 --> 00:21:09,173 >> YOU WON. THIS IS OUR GAME CALLED THE 360 00:21:09,266 --> 00:21:11,366 CULTURE WHICH YOU CALL THEM ON SPEAKER PHONE. 361 00:21:11,467 --> 00:21:16,167 >> THE NAME SAYS CURTIS SO IT SOUNDS LEGIT. 362 00:21:16,269 --> 00:21:19,069 >> HE SAID -- IGNORE. 363 00:21:19,170 --> 00:21:21,570 >> HE IS BUSY. HE IGNORED YOU. 364 00:21:21,671 --> 00:21:32,241 >> IT IS A REAL PERSON. I HAVE PICTURES OF HIM. 365 00:21:32,342 --> 00:21:35,642 >> WHAT'S UP WITH YOU? I'M ON THIS SHOW THAT'S CALLED 366 00:21:35,744 --> 00:21:39,854 WOKE WARS. THEY TOLD ME TO CALL A BLACK 367 00:21:39,945 --> 00:21:40,475 FRIEND. 368 00:21:40,579 --> 00:21:41,779 >> I'M ACTUALLY CAUCASIAN. 369 00:21:41,879 --> 00:21:43,209 >> OH, MY GOD. 370 00:21:43,314 --> 00:21:48,254 >> COME ON, BRO. FACE TIME ME RIGHT NOW. 371 00:21:48,349 --> 00:21:50,479 >> CAN YOU ENDORSE HER AS A WHITE WOMAN THAT IS COOL? 372 00:21:50,583 --> 00:21:52,523 >> OH, AMANDA IS FROSTY. 373 00:21:52,617 --> 00:21:54,847 >> IS SHE WOKE THOUGH? 374 00:21:54,952 --> 00:21:56,922 >> OH, DEFINITELY WOKE. 375 00:21:57,020 --> 00:21:59,350 >> SHE SAID YOU'RE DEFINITELY WOKE. 376 00:21:59,454 --> 00:22:01,354 THANK YOU FOR COMPETING IN WOKE WARS. 377 00:22:01,455 --> 00:22:05,485 WHEN IT COMES TO RACE POLITICS, ONLY ONE PERSON CAN WIN. 378 00:22:05,590 --> 00:22:06,790 DO YOU KNOW WHO WON THIS GAME? 379 00:22:06,890 --> 00:22:07,860 >> YOU? 380 00:22:08,224 --> 00:22:13,934 >> THE WINNER OF COURSE, IS ME, BUT ALSO THE WINNER OF WOKE WARS 381 00:22:14,027 --> 00:22:16,857 IS MIKE! OBVIOUSLY, AMANDA IS THE WOKE 382 00:22:16,961 --> 00:22:17,531 CHAMPION. 383 00:22:18,129 --> 00:22:21,729 >> I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. THERE IS A PRIZE FOR YOU. 384 00:22:21,830 --> 00:22:24,770 THERE IS A PRIZE FOR YOU. THE WOKEST GIRL IN THE ROOM. 385 00:22:24,865 --> 00:22:31,095 THE WOKEST GIRL IN THE ROOM. 386 00:22:31,201 --> 00:22:35,271 >> OH, MY GOD. WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAY SOMETHING? 387 00:22:35,369 --> 00:22:36,099 ANY WORDS? 388 00:22:36,203 --> 00:22:41,473 >> WOW. I MEAN I JUST -- 389 00:22:41,572 --> 00:22:42,712 >> WE DID IT. 390 00:22:42,806 --> 00:22:46,966 >> HOW DO YOU FEEL? DO YOU FEEL LIKE RACIAL PARITY 391 00:22:47,074 --> 00:22:49,514 HAS BEEN ACHIEVED? 392 00:22:49,609 --> 00:22:54,639 >> NOT REALLY. I AM PROUD TO WIN AND DEFINITELY 393 00:22:54,744 --> 00:23:00,614 WANT TO BE A BETTER PERSON. 394 00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:02,483 >> I FEEL SORRY. 395 00:23:02,581 --> 00:23:03,881 >> SORRY TO WHO? 396 00:23:03,981 --> 00:23:05,051 >> EVERYONE. 397 00:23:05,149 --> 00:23:11,179 >> AND THAT'S WOKE WARS! 398 00:23:11,284 --> 00:23:16,494 >> NEXT, I'LL BE TALKING ON COMEDIAN, HI. 399 00:23:16,587 --> 00:23:17,717 YOU'RE AN ICON. 400 00:23:17,821 --> 00:23:21,361 >> I'M DOING MY FAVORITE SHOW ON TELEVISION RIGHT NOW SO I'M 401 00:23:21,455 --> 00:23:21,885 HAPPY. 402 00:23:22,523 --> 00:23:24,763 >> SO YOU'RE A WILDLY SUCCESSFUL ADULT COMEDIAN. 403 00:23:24,857 --> 00:23:27,457 YOU'VE DONE GET OUT, TOM AND JERRY, FATHERHOOD. 404 00:23:27,558 --> 00:23:30,488 THE LIST GOES ON. SO MY FIRST QUESTION IS, HOW 405 00:23:30,593 --> 00:23:35,703 MUCH WOULD IT TAKE FOR YOU TO WIN A WHITE ALLY CALL YOU THE N 406 00:23:35,795 --> 00:23:36,555 WORD? 407 00:23:37,095 --> 00:23:40,455 >> IT HAS TO BE A SLAVE FILM. THAT IS THE ONLY WAY THEY COULD 408 00:23:40,564 --> 00:23:43,634 DO IT. AND THEY ARE MASTER. 409 00:23:43,732 --> 00:23:46,072 THAT'S IT. THEY ARE PLAYING MASTER AND I'M 410 00:23:46,166 --> 00:23:46,926 A SLAVE. 411 00:23:47,033 --> 00:23:49,503 >> TOP TIER WHITE GUYS. 412 00:23:49,601 --> 00:23:52,941 >> AND IT HAS TO BE LEONARDO DICAPRIO. 413 00:23:53,035 --> 00:23:55,165 IT CAN'T BE MACHINE GUN KELLY. 414 00:23:55,270 --> 00:23:59,510 >> WHO ARE SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE WHITE ALLIES IN HOLLYWOOD? 415 00:23:59,606 --> 00:24:06,606 >> I MEAN -- IT'S SOME SOLID WHITE PEOPLE OUT HERE. 416 00:24:06,709 --> 00:24:11,879 >> I DON'T KNOW. I'M NOT DOING A WHOLE LIST OF -- 417 00:24:11,978 --> 00:24:15,348 IT'S ALWAYS CERTAIN MOMENTS THAT I THINK TEST THE WATERS OF, YOU 418 00:24:15,446 --> 00:24:19,946 KNOW, WHO IS A GOOD ALLY. WE CAME BACK TO FILM AND A LOT 419 00:24:20,047 --> 00:24:22,917 OF US WAS IN QUARANTINE. WE WERE AT HOME WHEN EVERYTHING 420 00:24:23,015 --> 00:24:27,745 WAS GOING ON. THEY HAD THE BREONNA TAYLOR, YOU 421 00:24:27,851 --> 00:24:30,991 KNOW, CHARGING THOSE COMES. I COULDN'T WORK. 422 00:24:31,086 --> 00:24:34,986 I DIDN'T WANT TO BE FUNNY. I KNOW IT IS MILLION OF DOLLARS 423 00:24:35,087 --> 00:24:39,087 TO MAKE A MOVIE. I DON'T FEEL LIKE IT. 424 00:24:39,189 --> 00:24:47,389 I APPRECIATE, I GUESS, WHITE ALLIES FOR LETTING ME HAVE THEIR 425 00:24:47,492 --> 00:24:48,662 MOMENT. I CAN'T DO IT. 426 00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:51,930 A LOT OF BLACK PEOPLE ON THE SET WERE THANKING ME FOR STANDING 427 00:24:52,028 --> 00:24:54,128 UP. WE HAD A THERAPIST THE NEXT DAY. 428 00:24:54,228 --> 00:24:57,198 THEY BROUGHT IN A THERAPIST. I THINK THEY SHOULD HAVE ON THE 429 00:24:57,297 --> 00:25:00,597 SETS ANYWAY, TO BE QUITE HONEST WERE YOU. 430 00:25:00,698 --> 00:25:03,668 >> HOW HAVE YOU BEEN AN ALLY TO BLACK WOMEN TODAY IN. 431 00:25:03,766 --> 00:25:08,736 >> I HAVE A BLACK OWNED STREAMING SERVICE OWNED BY A 432 00:25:08,835 --> 00:25:09,835 BLACK-OWNED WOMAN. 433 00:25:09,935 --> 00:25:12,035 >> LOOK OUGHT. DOING LORD'S WORK. 434 00:25:12,136 --> 00:25:15,336 THANK YOU. ARE THERE ANY BLACK WOMEN IN 435 00:25:15,437 --> 00:25:18,267 YOUR PHONE WHO COULD VOUCH FOR YOU AS AN ALLY? 436 00:25:18,373 --> 00:25:19,673 >> I HAVE QUITE A FEW. 437 00:25:19,773 --> 00:25:21,143 >> COULD YOU PHONE A FRIEND? 438 00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:24,240 >> I CAN DO THAT. DO YOU WANT ME TO? 439 00:25:24,341 --> 00:25:29,541 >> IF THEY DON'T PICK UP, BY THE WAY, THERE IS NO BLACK WOMAN 440 00:25:29,644 --> 00:25:30,214 WITH YOU. 441 00:25:30,311 --> 00:25:34,381 >> IF SHE ANSWERS THE PHONE. 442 00:25:34,479 --> 00:25:35,509 >> ARE YOU OKAY? 443 00:25:35,613 --> 00:25:37,153 >> MICHELLE. I'M OKAY. 444 00:25:37,247 --> 00:25:38,677 JUST ANSWER THIS. OKAY? 445 00:25:38,781 --> 00:25:43,581 DO YOU CONSIDER ME AN ALLY TO BLACK WOMEN? 446 00:25:43,683 --> 00:25:45,123 >> 100%. 447 00:25:45,217 --> 00:25:46,217 >> THANK YOU. 448 00:25:46,318 --> 00:25:49,448 >> WOW, NOT EVEN A HESITATION. YOUR FRIEND MICHELLE. 449 00:25:49,553 --> 00:25:54,793 I DON'T KNOW IF SHE'S BLACK BUT I'M ASSUMING SHE IS. 450 00:25:54,888 --> 00:26:02,388 >> THAT'S THEIR BLACK WOMAN CHECKING ON YOU. 451 00:26:02,491 --> 00:26:04,391 >> HOW MANY PROTESTS HAVE YOU ATTENDED IN YOUR LIFE? 452 00:26:04,492 --> 00:26:09,592 >> QUITE A FEW. I'VE BEEN PROTESTING SINCE I WAS 453 00:26:09,694 --> 00:26:10,234 8. 8. 454 00:26:10,628 --> 00:26:12,628 >> DID YOU EVER MEET ANY HOT WOMEN THERE? 455 00:26:12,729 --> 00:26:15,029 >> GORGEOUS BLACK WOMEN PROTEST ALL THE TIME. 456 00:26:15,130 --> 00:26:19,600 I'M LIKE ATTRACTED TO THAT. THAT'S A WEIRD THING. 457 00:26:19,699 --> 00:26:27,069 I LIKE, LIKE, FREEDOM FIGHTERS AND CIVIL RIGHTS ATTORNEYS. 458 00:26:27,168 --> 00:26:30,568 >> YOU LIKE FREEDOM FIGHTERS AND CIVIL RIGHTS ATTORNEYS. 459 00:26:30,670 --> 00:26:34,270 LET'S UNPACK THAT. FANNIE LOU? 460 00:26:34,371 --> 00:26:38,241 >> IF I WAS AROUND THAT TIME. ON IT. 461 00:26:38,340 --> 00:26:39,270 >> CORETTA SCOTT KING. 462 00:26:39,373 --> 00:26:43,213 >> IF SHE WAS NOT MARRIED, DEFINITELY. 463 00:26:43,309 --> 00:26:49,549 CORETTA SCOTT KING WAS THE REAL HUXTABLE. 464 00:26:49,644 --> 00:26:50,654 >> I WOULD HAVE BEEN -- 465 00:26:50,745 --> 00:26:52,275 >> SOJOURNER TRUTH. 466 00:26:52,379 --> 00:26:58,749 >> IF I WAS EXISTING AT THAT TIME, YES. 467 00:26:58,848 --> 00:27:01,948 >> WOW! WOW! 468 00:27:02,050 --> 00:27:04,850 WHAT DOES THE WORD ALLYSHIP MEAN TO YOU? 469 00:27:04,952 --> 00:27:07,292 >> IT MEANS MORE OR LESS LISTENING TO ME. 470 00:27:07,385 --> 00:27:10,345 I DON'T NEED YOU TO SAY HELP ME, HELP ME. 471 00:27:10,454 --> 00:27:13,194 BUT LISTEN AND HOLD YOUR PEOPLE ACCOUNTABLE. 472 00:27:13,288 --> 00:27:16,288 IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE AN ALLY TO SOMEBODY, YOU KNOW WHO YOUR 473 00:27:16,389 --> 00:27:17,859 PEOPLE IS. SAY SOMETHING. 474 00:27:17,957 --> 00:27:23,387 DON'T SAY NOTHING TO ME. DON'T COME CRYING TO ME. 475 00:27:23,492 --> 00:27:26,192 CALL YOUR FRIENDS AND Y'ALL COME DOWN HERE. 476 00:27:26,294 --> 00:27:26,764 OKAY? 477 00:27:27,161 --> 00:27:29,461 >> LAST SUMMER, PEOPLE WOULD TEXT ME. 478 00:27:29,562 --> 00:27:40,802 THEY WOULD TEXT ME AND ASK IF I WAS OKAY AND THEY WOULD VENMO ME 479 00:27:40,900 --> 00:27:41,370 $5. 480 00:27:41,834 --> 00:27:43,904 >> WHEN PEOPLE WOULD SAY, ARE YOU OKAY? 481 00:27:44,001 --> 00:27:47,371 IS EVERYTHING FINE? NEXT TIME YOU GO TO A PROTEST, 482 00:27:47,469 --> 00:27:49,139 CAN I COME WITH YOU? JUST GO. 483 00:27:49,236 --> 00:27:53,136 YOU'RE NOT LIKE, NO, I'M NOT CALLING YOU. 484 00:27:53,238 --> 00:27:55,108 >> NO. THIS IS NATURALLY YOU WOULDN'T 485 00:27:55,206 --> 00:27:58,436 WANT TO GO TO A PROTEST WITH AN ALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE THERE TO 486 00:27:58,541 --> 00:28:00,381 PICK UP BLACK WOMEN. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 487 00:28:00,475 --> 00:28:03,705 A FANTASTIC INTERVIEW. I'VE BEEN AN ICONIC GUEST. 488 00:28:03,810 --> 00:28:09,210 IF YOU COULD JUST LEAN IN FOR ME. 489 00:28:09,312 --> 00:28:15,582 >> YOUR PITCHES IN THE WRITER'S ROOM ARE WEIRDLY HORNY AND OR 490 00:28:15,681 --> 00:28:16,851 XENOPHOBIC. COULD YOU READ THIS PITCH THAT 491 00:28:16,949 --> 00:28:18,819 YOU SENT? 492 00:28:18,916 --> 00:28:22,546 >> DISNEY IMAGINEER WHO ACROSS THE CARTOONS HOT. 493 00:28:22,651 --> 00:28:26,951 >> WHICH ONE ARE YOU ATTRACT ATTRACTED TO? 494 00:28:27,053 --> 00:28:29,923 >> THE THAT ONE IS UNDENIABLY HOT. 495 00:28:30,021 --> 00:28:34,861 EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET IS LIKE SHE'S THICK WITH TWO C'S. 496 00:28:34,956 --> 00:28:38,486 SHE'S LIKE ELASTIC OF THE BENDY AND STUFF. 497 00:28:38,591 --> 00:28:39,731 WHAT? 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