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Some people are just
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natural-born worriers.
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My mother, for example,
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could whip herself into a frenzy
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even if I were sitting
on my bed doing nothing.
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Shelly?
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Shelly?
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Everything okay?
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Hunky-dory. Why?
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Well, you're kind of dressed
like you kidnapped yourself.
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Oh, I'm trying to
block out sensory input.
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I hit a roadblock determining
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whether virtual particles
have a fixed mass
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or violate momentum conservation.
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But then I remembered
that Nikola Tesla believed
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that isolation is where ideas are born.
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Who's Nikola Tesla?
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One of the most prolific
scientists of the 20th century.
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Okay.
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And, um...
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just out of curiosity,
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how isolated was he?
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Oh, highly.
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He found human contact revolting.
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Well, that's kind of a lonely
way to live, don't you think?
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Well, he wasn't entirely alone.
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At the end of his life,
he became good friends
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with a brown pigeon.
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Great.
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See ya.
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Have you heard from Dr. Sturgis at all?
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No.
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Can you believe the hospital's
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still holding him for observation?
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Can't you?
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Well...
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I think I just felt a neutrino.
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That one went right through my pants.
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You have goosegrass.
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And you can't have a nice lawn
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if you have goosegrass.
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I mean, I'm worried about him.
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I don't know how serious this is.
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The whole year you were together...
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did you see any, um...
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warning signs?
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No. Not really.
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I just thought he was another...
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you know,
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cute, quirky egghead like Sheldon.
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Speaking of which,
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when are you gonna tell
Sheldon the truth about John?
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Mm. When the time is right.
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So he still thinks he's
being treated for mono?
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I had to come up with
something contagious
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so he wouldn't want to visit.
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Smart.
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Thank you.
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You're good at lying.
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You should do it more often.
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I like your earrings.
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Oh, my, he's gonna be trapped!
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All right, see, when you get
tackled in your own end zone,
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the other team gets
two points and the ball.
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That's called a safety.
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I thought one of the
players was a safety.
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Well, that's true, too.
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I'm confused.
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Now you know how I feel when you talk
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about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
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What's confusing?
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Everything you need to
know is in the title.
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Dad.
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How would you like to be rich?
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Go away.
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Aren't you even a little curious?
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Does it involve me giving you money?
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Yeah, but then I give
you more money back.
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How much more?
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Way more.
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You got to get in on this.
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Thanks. I'm not interested.
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You're gonna regret it.
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Show me.
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Texas snow globes.
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Ooh...
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The card store
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on Magnolia is going out of business.
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They're selling these
for one dollar each.
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I sell 'em for five,
and the money rolls in.
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Does it worry you that the
store selling these things
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is going out of business?
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You have no vision.
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Can I get back to the game?
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Fine. I don't need your money.
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I have my own.
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Then why are we having
this conversation?
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'Cause I'd rather lose
your money than mine.
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See?
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Vision.
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I've always felt the world
of subatomic particles
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would make an excellent video game.
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Uh, fortunately, thanks to my brain,
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I've been playing it for years.
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You cheeky little muon,
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you know you don't belong there.
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Don't look at me. He's your kid.
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♪ Now I know that I find it ♪
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♪ Hard to play fair ♪
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♪ But somehow I wonder ♪
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♪ If you... ♪
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Someone likes snow globes.
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I hope so. I don't want 'em.
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Okay.
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What do we got here?
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Farmhouse Kitchen.
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Garfield Hangs Out.
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The Complete Guide to
Your Child's Mental...
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Oh, look, that cute little book
light... I'll get that, too.
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Okay.
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You still want the
crazy kid book, right?
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Yeah.
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Okay,
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52 Texas snow globes
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comes to...
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$55.25.
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Can't you do any better?
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What do you mean?
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You're going out of business
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and I'm buying 'em all.
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Give me a break.
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Okay, $50.
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$30.
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- $40.
- $35.
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- Deal.
- No, wait.
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$32.
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$33.
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$35.
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George.
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Huh?
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Hey, that's clever.
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I'm reading this book
about mental problems,
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and I'm worried it sounds like Sheldon.
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Well, stop reading the book.
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Shelly and Dr. Sturgis
have a lot in common,
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and look what happened.
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What, you mean like how he went to...
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As a society, we've made strides
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in how we discuss psychological issues.
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30 years ago in East Texas,
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let's just say we hadn't.
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...cuckoo, cuckoo.
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Hey.
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That could be your son one day.
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Honey, just 'cause
they're both super smart
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doesn't mean that
they're the same person.
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I mean, Sturgis was
in love with your mom,
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so clearly he was nuts from the get-go.
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You're not helping.
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I'm not wrong, either.
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Love you.
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Why aren't you also
driving Missy to school?
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I thought it might be
nice for us to chat.
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About Missy?
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She is a bit much, isn't she?
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Here's a question for you.
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Do you ever see or hear
things that other people can't?
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Oh, all the time.
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Right now, the car antenna is vibrating
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at the same frequency as
the pistons in the motor.
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It's quite irritating,
but you know me...
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I don't complain.
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I meant more like things
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that aren't actually there.
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Ah, isn't that the fundamental
question of modern metaphysics?
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What is actually there?
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This is fun.
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Missy should ride with Dad more often.
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Let me try this a different way.
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Um, do you ever feel paranoid,
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like people are out to get you?
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I'm a ten-year-old in high school...
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people are out to get me.
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That's fair.
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I just think if I was
having these feelings,
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that might be scary, right?
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I suppose so.
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And this is something
that's been concerning you?
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Maybe.
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Lately.
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A little.
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But the important thing
is that we can always talk
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about this kind of
thing with each other.
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Do you have any books on mental health?
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Sure. Why?
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I believe my mother is unraveling.
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We have a few books on mental
illness you might find helpful.
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This one's a good place to start.
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Have you read it?
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Read it, lived it,
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made the mistake of
talking about it on a date.
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Sure. Walk away.
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They all do.
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Who is it?
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Georgie Cooper.
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Who?
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I'm your neighbor.
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The one with the chickens?
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No.
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The ones with that weird, smart kid?
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Yeah, that's my brother.
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I don't like that kid.
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Neither do I, sir.
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What do you want?
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I was wondering if you'd
like to buy one of th...
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You didn't even see what I was selling.
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What?
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Texas snow globes.
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Dang it.
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See?
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It's pretty.
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Why would I want that?
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Well, um...
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b-b-because it's Texas,
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and everybody in Texas loves Texas?
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Dang it.
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And if you act now,
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you can have this beautiful,
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limited edition keepsake in your home
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for the low, low price
of only five dollars.
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I hope you know I'm missing
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People's Court right now.
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But with Christmas coming,
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this would make an
excellent stocking stuffer.
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Well, you're my grandson,
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and I love you...
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...so it hurts me to do this.
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Dang it.
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Hmm.
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Oh.
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Oh, dear.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, dear.
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Sorry I gave you the boot before.
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Does that mean you'll buy one now?
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No.
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You didn't sell a single snow globe?
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Now, don't give your
brother a hard time.
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He took some initiative,
and I admire that.
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Thank you.
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I mean, the snow globes were silly,
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but I bet your next idea will be great.
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They're not silly.
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I'm glad you feel that way,
'cause you got 50 of them.
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I'm gonna sell them all
just to prove you wrong.
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Well, now I know
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it's a peeing contest
between you and your daddy,
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I'll take two.
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Well, all right.
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Mom, you're not crazy about Dad.
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- Want to buy a snow globe?
- Enough.
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And I don't like us
making fun of each other.
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We're family and this should
be a place that is safe,
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where we can talk about anything.
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I agree.
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Now, let's just say grace.
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Thank you, God,
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for this food we are about to receive,
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and bless the hands that prepared it.
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And please keep us all in good health,
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body and mind.
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Why are you looking at me?
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- I'm not. Amen.
- Amen.
276
00:11:30,065 --> 00:11:31,499
Hello?
277
00:11:32,334 --> 00:11:34,067
Oh, baby.
278
00:11:34,069 --> 00:11:35,969
What are you doing up?
279
00:11:35,971 --> 00:11:37,559
I couldn't sleep.
280
00:11:37,562 --> 00:11:38,942
Why are you up?
281
00:11:38,945 --> 00:11:40,572
Same.
282
00:11:40,575 --> 00:11:43,075
Do you have insomnia from anxiety?
283
00:11:43,078 --> 00:11:45,246
Is that what you have?
284
00:11:46,076 --> 00:11:47,076
Yes.
285
00:11:48,298 --> 00:11:50,066
What are you anxious about?
286
00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:53,700
Honestly, your mental health.
287
00:11:53,703 --> 00:11:55,770
Me? Why?
288
00:11:55,773 --> 00:11:58,580
Well, you seem preoccupied lately,
289
00:11:58,583 --> 00:12:01,450
and you were asking me all
those questions in the car.
290
00:12:01,453 --> 00:12:05,246
I was just letting you know that
if you were having any problems
291
00:12:05,249 --> 00:12:07,082
you could come to me with them.
292
00:12:07,085 --> 00:12:09,402
You think I have mental problems?
293
00:12:09,404 --> 00:12:12,738
Well, not problems.
294
00:12:12,740 --> 00:12:15,038
I'm just worried about your future,
295
00:12:15,041 --> 00:12:17,175
and when I see you moving...
296
00:12:17,178 --> 00:12:20,812
subatomic particles around
in the air, that makes...
297
00:12:20,815 --> 00:12:23,316
Subatomic particles are real!
298
00:12:23,318 --> 00:12:25,818
You talk to an invisible man in the sky
299
00:12:25,820 --> 00:12:27,053
who grants wishes.
300
00:12:27,055 --> 00:12:28,888
If anyone's mental, it's you.
301
00:12:28,890 --> 00:12:31,996
Okay, now you are over the line.
302
00:12:31,999 --> 00:12:34,312
- You apologize.
- No!
303
00:12:34,315 --> 00:12:35,828
What the hell's going on?
304
00:12:35,830 --> 00:12:37,697
Nothing. It's fine.
305
00:12:37,699 --> 00:12:40,366
Mom thinks that I'm crazy.
306
00:12:40,368 --> 00:12:44,132
I thought we weren't supposed
to say stuff like that.
307
00:12:51,193 --> 00:12:52,325
Mother?
308
00:12:52,327 --> 00:12:54,049
- Yes?
- Is it okay
309
00:12:54,052 --> 00:12:55,829
if I use a knife to butter my toast,
310
00:12:55,831 --> 00:12:59,132
or are you worried I'll
do something crazy with it?
311
00:12:59,134 --> 00:13:01,573
- You can butter your own toast.
- Oh, good.
312
00:13:01,576 --> 00:13:02,908
You see the toast, too.
313
00:13:02,911 --> 00:13:04,571
I was afraid I was imagining it.
314
00:13:04,573 --> 00:13:06,039
- Sheldon...
- All right,
315
00:13:06,041 --> 00:13:07,640
that's enough.
316
00:13:07,642 --> 00:13:08,908
What's going on?
317
00:13:08,910 --> 00:13:11,177
Nothing's going on. Everything's fine.
318
00:13:11,179 --> 00:13:12,312
I'll tell you later.
319
00:13:12,314 --> 00:13:14,604
My mother believes
I'm mentally unstable.
320
00:13:14,607 --> 00:13:17,150
And since there's a genetic
component and I'm her child,
321
00:13:17,152 --> 00:13:19,302
I suppose it's possible.
322
00:13:19,305 --> 00:13:21,190
I know you're angry right now,
323
00:13:21,193 --> 00:13:23,156
but you will not be disrespectful.
324
00:13:23,158 --> 00:13:26,127
You know, fits of rage are
a classic sign of psychosis.
325
00:13:26,130 --> 00:13:28,461
Oh, you haven't seen fits of rage yet!
326
00:13:28,464 --> 00:13:29,791
I said that's enough!
327
00:13:29,794 --> 00:13:32,232
Both of y'all are acting like lunatics.
328
00:13:32,234 --> 00:13:33,466
You up to speed?
329
00:13:33,468 --> 00:13:35,161
I think I got it.
330
00:13:50,238 --> 00:13:52,072
I already accepted Jesus in my heart.
331
00:13:52,075 --> 00:13:54,772
No. I'm selling these Texas snow globes.
332
00:13:54,775 --> 00:13:56,575
I have enough crap in my house.
333
00:13:56,578 --> 00:13:57,844
Crap?
334
00:13:57,847 --> 00:13:59,580
You love Texas, right?
335
00:13:59,583 --> 00:14:01,440
Well, sure.
336
00:14:01,443 --> 00:14:03,072
And who doesn't like snow?
337
00:14:03,075 --> 00:14:06,699
Sleds and snowball fights.
338
00:14:06,701 --> 00:14:09,690
I remember it snowed hard here once
339
00:14:09,693 --> 00:14:11,221
when I was a kid.
340
00:14:11,224 --> 00:14:12,916
That must have been amazing.
341
00:14:12,919 --> 00:14:15,455
It was. They cancelled school.
342
00:14:15,458 --> 00:14:17,855
Me and my brother built a
snow fort in the backyard.
343
00:14:17,858 --> 00:14:19,057
- That's cool.
- Mm.
344
00:14:19,060 --> 00:14:21,314
My brother and I love
doing stuff together.
345
00:14:21,316 --> 00:14:23,170
We're really close.
346
00:14:23,173 --> 00:14:27,275
I hadn't thought about
that day in a long time.
347
00:14:27,278 --> 00:14:28,321
Well,
348
00:14:28,323 --> 00:14:30,156
what if that memory...
349
00:14:30,158 --> 00:14:32,926
was just one shake away?
350
00:14:32,928 --> 00:14:34,327
How much?
351
00:14:34,329 --> 00:14:35,796
Five dollars.
352
00:14:36,598 --> 00:14:39,832
Fine. I'll take it.
353
00:14:39,834 --> 00:14:42,426
How about you get one for your brother?
354
00:14:42,429 --> 00:14:43,762
I don't know.
355
00:14:43,765 --> 00:14:46,432
He married some Yankee gal
and moved to Connecticut.
356
00:14:46,435 --> 00:14:48,565
But he's still your brother.
357
00:14:48,568 --> 00:14:50,170
Aw, what the hell.
358
00:14:50,173 --> 00:14:52,040
She's gonna leave him at some point.
359
00:14:59,474 --> 00:15:01,385
I don't see the point of this.
360
00:15:01,388 --> 00:15:04,290
I just don't think it could
hurt for us to talk to someone.
361
00:15:04,292 --> 00:15:05,792
But I could be home right now
362
00:15:05,794 --> 00:15:07,789
wearing a blindfold,
mittens and nose plug
363
00:15:07,792 --> 00:15:09,626
- doing something important.
- You know what?
364
00:15:09,629 --> 00:15:10,828
Maybe you should mention
365
00:15:10,831 --> 00:15:12,530
the blindfold and mittens to the doctor.
366
00:15:12,533 --> 00:15:15,234
Or maybe I'll mention how you
think that God speaks to you,
367
00:15:15,236 --> 00:15:16,869
because I find that concerning.
368
00:15:16,871 --> 00:15:19,071
He does speak to me,
and right now he's saying
369
00:15:19,073 --> 00:15:21,007
I should wash your mouth out with soap.
370
00:15:21,009 --> 00:15:23,209
Violent fantasies.
371
00:15:23,211 --> 00:15:25,211
Interesting.
372
00:15:31,119 --> 00:15:32,485
Mrs. Ebner, do you remember
373
00:15:32,487 --> 00:15:33,505
where you were
374
00:15:33,508 --> 00:15:35,287
the last time it snowed in Medford?
375
00:15:35,290 --> 00:15:38,033
We didn't have a carrot
for the snowman's nose,
376
00:15:38,036 --> 00:15:40,159
so can you believe we used a hot dog?
377
00:15:40,161 --> 00:15:42,232
That must have been a sight.
378
00:15:42,235 --> 00:15:44,028
I was with my grandchildren.
379
00:15:44,031 --> 00:15:46,165
They had never seen snow before.
380
00:15:46,167 --> 00:15:48,338
I taught 'em to make snow angels.
381
00:15:48,341 --> 00:15:50,803
Little angels making little angels.
382
00:15:50,805 --> 00:15:53,439
- You can't put a price on memories.
- Mm.
383
00:15:53,441 --> 00:15:55,708
But I am running a
special: two for eight.
384
00:15:55,710 --> 00:15:56,742
Mm.
385
00:15:56,744 --> 00:15:58,444
Hey, little princess.
386
00:15:58,446 --> 00:16:00,179
This is called "snow."
387
00:16:00,181 --> 00:16:01,681
She likes it.
388
00:16:13,928 --> 00:16:15,695
...so naturally I was concerned
389
00:16:15,697 --> 00:16:17,263
about his well-being and was keeping
390
00:16:17,265 --> 00:16:19,302
an eye on him just to be safe.
391
00:16:19,305 --> 00:16:20,766
It's called being neurotic.
392
00:16:20,768 --> 00:16:22,501
It's called being a good mother.
393
00:16:22,503 --> 00:16:23,803
This is healthy.
394
00:16:23,805 --> 00:16:25,546
Communication is the cornerstone...
395
00:16:25,549 --> 00:16:27,549
I am behaving no
differently than I ever have.
396
00:16:27,552 --> 00:16:30,034
Why are you suddenly
so worried about me?
397
00:16:30,037 --> 00:16:31,846
That is a valid question.
398
00:16:31,849 --> 00:16:33,998
Has anything changed recently?
399
00:16:34,001 --> 00:16:35,233
Well...
400
00:16:35,236 --> 00:16:36,674
Maybe it's hormonal.
401
00:16:36,677 --> 00:16:38,802
When does menopause typically begin?
402
00:16:38,805 --> 00:16:41,388
It is not my hormones.
403
00:16:41,391 --> 00:16:42,638
Well, it certainly isn't mine.
404
00:16:42,641 --> 00:16:44,615
I'm showing no signs of puberty.
405
00:16:45,697 --> 00:16:47,130
W...
406
00:16:47,133 --> 00:16:50,005
You know, sometimes mothers look
for issues with their children
407
00:16:50,008 --> 00:16:51,908
- so they can feel more needed.
- Okay,
408
00:16:51,911 --> 00:16:53,271
now we're getting somewhere.
409
00:16:53,274 --> 00:16:55,068
That is not what's happening.
410
00:16:55,071 --> 00:16:56,872
Well, then what is happening?
411
00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:06,102
Baby, there's something
I need to tell you.
412
00:17:07,491 --> 00:17:11,326
Dr. Sturgis is not in
the kind of hospital
413
00:17:11,329 --> 00:17:13,096
you think he is.
414
00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:15,943
What kind of hospital is he in?
415
00:17:17,713 --> 00:17:20,314
The psychiatric kind.
416
00:17:20,317 --> 00:17:22,591
Why? What's going on?
417
00:17:22,594 --> 00:17:24,341
He was having some issues,
418
00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:26,029
but he's getting the help he needs,
419
00:17:26,032 --> 00:17:29,667
and I'm sure he's gonna be fine.
420
00:17:29,670 --> 00:17:32,971
And you think since he
and I are both gifted,
421
00:17:32,974 --> 00:17:35,542
I'm going to end up like him?
422
00:17:36,634 --> 00:17:38,693
Well, it...
423
00:17:38,696 --> 00:17:40,662
...it crossed my mind.
424
00:17:44,007 --> 00:17:46,395
Sheldon, you're my baby.
425
00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:48,896
It is my job to worry about you.
426
00:17:48,899 --> 00:17:50,700
I can't help it.
427
00:17:51,711 --> 00:17:54,654
I'm sorry I cause you so much concern.
428
00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:58,978
I'm not.
429
00:18:01,154 --> 00:18:02,667
Oh.
430
00:18:02,670 --> 00:18:05,091
See how valuable a little
communication can be?
431
00:18:05,094 --> 00:18:06,787
You do not take credit for this.
432
00:18:16,630 --> 00:18:18,493
And the turtle
433
00:18:18,495 --> 00:18:20,829
eating the pizza is Leonardo.
434
00:18:20,831 --> 00:18:22,764
How can you tell?
435
00:18:22,766 --> 00:18:23,932
He's wearing blue.
436
00:18:23,934 --> 00:18:25,667
And he's the hot one.
437
00:18:27,004 --> 00:18:30,221
Dad, remember my silly idea?
438
00:18:30,224 --> 00:18:32,021
Yeah.
439
00:18:32,024 --> 00:18:33,346
Guess what?
440
00:18:33,349 --> 00:18:34,676
It's snowing.
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