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(motor whirs)

(gentle guitar music)

(solemn music)

(rooster crowing)

(rooster clucking)

(rooster crows)

(gunshot bangs) (horses whinny)

(solemn guitar music)

(man chuckles)

(dramatic music)

- 50.

- Raise.

200, on top. (chips clack)

- You Americans are so aggressive.

- Two pair.

Jacks and tens.

(Jack laughs)

- Lucky catch on the river, sir.

You Americans are so bloody lucky.

Little skill to your game.

But we British are superior strategists.

- About 100 years ago,

I seem to remember a group of strategists.

They thought it was good strategy

to march out across an open field,

wearing red coats.

(tense music)

They were probably just unlucky, like you.

(gentle guitar music)

- Good day, gentlemen.

- God save the queen. (door squeaks)

- Amigo, you impress me.

You speak Spanish as well as you understand.

- (laughs) Yeah, how hard can it be.

You Mexicans can to it.

(solemn guitar music)

(gun clicks)

(tense music)

(dramatic music)

- Hasta luego, muchachos.

(door squeaks)

- Heads up, what do you say?

Are you chicken?

(playful music) (rooster crows)

- Looks like I just found

- Si.

(solemn music)

- I got a straight.

- You carry a rabbit's foot?

Or you got the whole goddamned leg in your pocket?

Just what is the secret of your success?

- You need vision to be able to trust your reads.

Unfortunately, sir, when it comes to vision,

you seem to be at a disadvantage in more ways than one.

(Jack laughs)

- I got a weak eye.

It's more of a accessory to my wardrobe now.

With vision restored,

I cordially request one more hand.

(tense music)

- Cut 'em.

(tense music)

- There's 7,000 in that bag.

You can count it if you like.

Plenty more where that come from.

Yeah, you are one queer fish, ain't ya?

- All I need is a heart

on the river, and I win.

I call.

(dramatic music)

- What the piss?

10 o' hearts (chuckles),

the bearer of unsettlin' news.

Check. - Oh, I bet it all,

the whole kit and caboodle.

(Jack chuckles)

(fists bang)

- You must walk around all day

with a horseshoe stuck up your ass.

Hey, let me see that flush o' yours.

- Your manners must've got you many punches to the face.

- (chuckles) Depends on what you call many.

- You didn't pay enough to see my cards.

(dramatic music) (gun clicks)

- Mister (scoffs), you're about

to have a light-headed sensation (chuckles).

(rifle clicks)

- You want to drop that barkin' iron?

(rifle clicks)

You can shake hands with Saint Peter.

Jack?

Mine's bigger than yours.

(revolver clicks)

Now then, looks as if you two have come

to quite the defining moment in your relationship.

I'm afraid you don't get to see his cards, Jack.

- Why the hell not?

- Jack, you ignorant cuss.

You were fixin' to throw down

on the best hold 'em player there is,

primarily because he invented the game.

Oh, and he's mighty quick with a gun, too.

Faster than greased owl shit, they say.

I reckon that's pretty fast.

That there's Atticus Cane.

- (chuckles) Yeah, I heard of you.

And I'm mighty displeased to make your acquaintance.

- Likewise.

- Mr. Cane,

I highly recommend you, uh,

retrieve your winnings there and, uh,

skidaddle down the road in peace.

- Yeah, you best gallahoot (chuckles),

and don't you worry none.

Our paths are bound to cross again.

- I'm lookin' forward to it.

(Jack scoffs)

- Atticus, you leave me in a cloudy state of affairs.

Show me them cards!

(bag clatters)

(dramatic music)

- Hey, I know that guy (chuckles).

(dramatic music)

(gun bangs) (bullet zings)

- Deuce, three!

Wheat-quaffin', yarn-spinnin',

goddamned slick-ass son of a bitch!

(rooster crows)

(funky music)

- Good mornin', Miss.

Are you the new schoolmarm?

- No, you asshole, I'm your wife.

- Excuse me, ma'am?

- Tessa, your wife.

You need to wake up out of this spaghetti western

and cut the lawn!

(Atticus sighs)

- Good morning (chuckles).

- Hmm, more like good afternoon.

Let me guess, dreaming of One Eyed Jack

and the Wild West again.

- Did you know that I actually dream in sepia tones?

Just like the beginning

of Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

- What is it with you and that dream?

- I don't know.

I don't know why I dream about a guy in an eye patch.

I'm sure it means something.

I just haven't figured it out yet.

- Why can't you be like most men

and dream about sexual shenanigans?

- Mm, I dream about pocket queens.

It's pretty sexy shenanigans.

- Atticus, your poker playing is becoming

my recreational grief.

- You said you always liked cards.

- (scoffs) For my birthday or Christmas (sighs).

(Atticus sighs)

- Wow, what the hell happened to his landscape?

- This place used to look like the entrance to Disneyland.

- Yeah, well, Walt's rolling around

in his cryonic chamber right about now.

- It's sure gonna kill the resale value.

(doorbell chimes rapidly)

- Expecting company?

- It's probably Tony and Vic.

- Probably Tony and Vic.

Good, they can help you do the yard work.

- We kind of have a game tonight.

- Atticus!

You just woke up from playing poker all night.

Now you're gonna play in another game.

- It's not just another game.

This is the holy grail of cash game poker,

a throwback to the old road games of the '60s and the '70s,

the last great traveling poker game of its kind.

- You're makin' this shit up, aren't you?

- No, I'm not.

Most poker players don't even think the game exists.

But it does.

You just have to know where to look.

- And how do you know where to look?

- Vic.

He played in the game in the '60s.

- Witness Protection Program Vic.

- We're not supposed to say that out loud.

- Wasn't his nickname The Gardner,

because he planted things in the desert for the mob?

- That is hearsay and unsubstantiated.

- Oh, unsubstantiated or not,

Vic is an old asshole.

- Come on, open the door.

Do we look like Jehovah Witnesses?

- How much does it cost to get into this game?

- Not much, just a couple months poker winnings.

No big deal.

- Atticus, how much? (doorbell chimes)

- 10 grand.

- (sighs) I thought we were saving that money

for our dream home.

(doorbell chimes)

- I'm investing it.

Tony and Vic are gonna back me.

They're gonna match my bankroll.

- Shouldn't they be helping Susan sell houses?

(sighs) 30,000, nice.

(doorbell chimes) - Tessa,

I'm 42 years old.

I gotta chase my dreams before it's too late.

- How many dreams do you have to chase

before you finally catch one?

- This is the one.

I can feel it.

- You felt you could win the Word Series of Poker.

Remember that?

You were knocked out in the first hour

by a 70-year-old grandmother with 19 grandchildren.

- That bitch had no business being in that hand.

- And before that,

you thought you could be a professional bowler.

- And I did win a bowling bag.

(doorbell chimes)

- You know, why don't you try knocking?

- What good is that gonna do?

The doorbell's louder than a knock.

(knocking)

- Everyone has dreams, Atticus.

- Not everyone has the courage to follow them.

- I'll tell you what,

go play in this game of yours,

but after that, you have to stop following your dreams

for a little while,

especially the ones that cost money.

- I'm gonna show ya.

I'm gonna win.

I'm gonna win big.

- So when I wake up tomorrow,

I expect to see a suitcase full of money.

- It's a deal. (Tessa chuckles)

- One more thing.

- What?

- Cut the damn lawn.

(doorbell chimes)

(sighs) Your friends are like vampires.

You make the mistake of letting them in,

the only way to get rid of them is to drive a stake

through their fuckin' hearts.

(playful music)

(doorbell chimes)

- It's about time.

- What's up, buttercup?

- Push that doorbell one more time

and someone loses an appendage,

and I'm not talking fingers and toes.

(dramatic music)

- We're like the road gamblers of the '50s.

We're fadin' the white line.

We're on our way to the big game, baby.

- Fading the white line on a work truck,

no room for my ass.

And why do I have to ride bitch?

Why can't we ride in my new Cadillac

where we have more leg room?

- My truck is good luck.

- Atticus, take a gander,

100,000. - 100,000?

Where'd the extra 25,000 come from?

- Pops.

- I don't want you to play with scared money.

Besides I feel sorry for you guys.

What if your wives find out you took 25,000 out

of the bank without tellin' 'em.

- Hey, I told Tessa we took money out of the bank.

I just told her we took 10,000.

- Aw shit.

I told Susan we were just taking 5,000 each.

- Morons, Jesus Christ,

I got two morons on my team.

Just a thought,

next time you two guys gonna lie to your wives,

it would help if you talked to each other first.

* Hey, destiny

* I'm out here, too

* All I know what we're looking for *

* Eventually comes true

- Hey, you! (Susan laughs)

Come here.

The other night, I'm awakened by Atticus' voice coming

from the other room. - Uh-huh.

- I get up to investigate.

He's on the computer.

- Porn? - (scoffs) I wish.

Online poker.

- Oh?

- He's sitting there in his underwear,

arguing with some guy named Negrodamus

about catching an ace in the water or something

and beating him.

- Negrodamus?

- Oh, you know, their online handler name bullshit.

- So what's Atticus' online name?

- You ready for this? - Yeah.

- Mohammad All In.

(both laugh)

- Well, that's kind of clever actually.

- Oh let's face it.

We married a couple of 18-year-olds trapped

in 40-year-old bodies.

- Whatever happened to the men we married?

- They're on a poker quest

with that asshole. (solemn music)

- Hey, Vic, really thank you for the extra 25,000.

You sure you can afford it?

- Yeah, I'm 77, you know.

In poker slang, it's walking sticks.

- Don't flash gang signs in the truck.

- I got bruise on my memories.

I can't remember a goddamned thing,

and I piss like a drippy faucet.

(Tony and Atticus groan)

Yeah, yeah, man, I'm ready to cash in my chips.

Well, what do I want with an extra $25,000?

- Did you play last night?

Aw, come on, Ritchie the Rounder's game?

Please tell me you didn't?

- He did.

- You played with that pompous, Rolex-wearing prick

of poker pro Ritchie?

- Ritchie loves that Rolex.

- Hey, guys, with Ritchie, it's all about table image.

You know, you get him away from the table,

and he's got a really good heart.

- Oh he's a pussy, man.

He's insecure.

- See, Vic, that's why everybody loves Atticus.

He sees the good in everybody,

even a prick like Ritchie.

- Hey, asshole,

I didn't say I'd ride across country with him.

- Hey, Ritchie's all right.

He just use those big words.

- It's 'cause he's an ex-English professor.

- (scoffs) Bullshit.

If you put an educational x-ray on that son of a bitch,

you'd find out he just taught high school English.

If he's a professor,

I'm Mary Anne.

- Really, a Gilligan's Island reference?

That's topical.

Hey, listen, if it wasn't for Ritchie,

we wouldn't even be on this trip, remember?

- (chuckles) I remember.

How can we forget that night?

- You gonna play in the Word Series, this year?

- No, too many fucking kids.

I got my sights on the Biggest Game in Town.

- Is that game still around?

I played in that game, back in the '60s.

- Hey, listen, that game is legendary,

started by the original Texas roadhouse gamblers.

Guys, we need to be in that game.

- [Ritchie] You need a bankroll to play in that game.

- All right, how much?

- More than you've got, 75.

- [Scotty] Guys, blinds.

- Wow, that's a big home game.

- Atticus is good enough to play in that game.

- You're goddamned right he is.

- Dealer folds.

- I call.

(chips clack)

600.

- Let's pop it up a bit.

Raise.

(chips clack)

- I call.

- [Ritchie] You really think

you could handle the higher limits?

- If I had the bankroll.

- I'll back Atticus against anybody.

- Yeah, me too.

- Hey, I'd fuckin' back him, too,

if I had the fuckin' money (chuckles).

- Well, that's good.

Back him up now.

I'm all in.

- Really?

You flop a set?

Semi-bluffing.

- You have jacks, don't you?

- What makes you think I have jacks?

- [Ritchie] Doesn't matter.

You're not calling.

- What makes you think I'm not calling?

- It lives here.

It's called fear.

Keeps average men from doing great things.

- Oh man, now he's just making shit up.

- Did you have Chinese food, last night?

You find that in a cookie?

- Atticus, call this prick already.

- I'll make it easy on you, Atticus.

- [Tony] Jesus Christ!

- Really, the last time you pulled this stunt,

you were bluffing with ace-nine offsuit.

- Well, it's only gonna cost you all your chips to find out.

Maybe I'm bluffing again.

Or maybe this time, I have American Airlines.

- Or maybe you raised with ace-king of diamonds.

- It doesn't matter.

Part-time home game champ like yourself,

grindin' out a supplemental income,

hopin' to buy your wife that little dream house,

you're gonna play it safe,

even when you know you're ahead with jacks.

(suspenseful music)

- You folded fuckin' jacks!

- Atticus, all he had was the nut flush draw.

- How the fuck you gonna play in the big fuckin' game

if you fold fuckin' jacks like that?

You folded fuckin' jacks?

- I know I folded fucking jacks, Scotty.

Will you rabbit hunt for me?

- Unbelievable.

- See, you would've hit your flush draw.

I made a good lay down.

- Did you?

(Scotty laughs)

- Unbelievable.

- A very sagacious play, Atticus.

Scotty, cash me out.

Thanks for the game, boys.

Maybe next time I'll see you at the big game?

In the meantime,

you keep dreaming, Atticus.

It's what you're good at.

- What the hell does sagacious mean?

- I swear to God, you pull back his hair,

you'll find a set of sixes etched in his scalp.

- Guys, we have a few months to come up with that bankroll.

We're gonna play in that game.

- Are you fuckin' kidding me?

Jesus Christ.

- Goddammit!

My leg is starting to cramp up.

We need to stop soon.

- You're probably dehydrated.

You need some potassium.

Drink some water, eat a banana.

- Do you see a banana tree back in this truck?

- We have been driving a long time.

Are we almost there yet?

- How much longer?

- [Tony] Are we almost there yet?

- [Vic] How much longer?

- Yeah, how much longer?

This monkey needs a banana.

- You said we'd be there in a jiffies.

It's way past jiffy.

- [Tony] Can we get an actual timeframe?

- Yeah, a goddamned timeframe would be nice.

- I told you guys 10 minutes ago how much longer,

so just take 10 minutes off what I told you 10 minutes ago.

I'm goin' 75 miles an hour.

- What is this, an algebra equation?

Can't you just tell us how much longer?

- Yeah, I don't need to build us a freakin' clock, man.

Just tell us the time.

- You guys remind me of my brother's kids.

I took them on a road trip this summer, too.

So I'll tell you two what I told them.

Shut the fuck up

or you're gonna be hitchhiking to Legoland.

- You know who's gonna be at the game tonight?

- Ritchie.

- Well, besides that prick.

- Who?

- Diamond Dave.

- Really?

He's strictly lower limits.

He's gonna get killed at a game like this.

There's only one thing that Dave does worse than hold 'em.

- Nobody finished their lasagna.

What's wrong?

- To be honest, Dave,

the presentation, it's uninspiring.

(speaks in foreign language)

- What the fuck does that mean?

- This dish doesn't talk to me.

- Conceptually flawed.

- The flavors never married.

Hell, they didn't even date.

- A little Malynian salt,

you know, it' would've gone a long way.

- Hey, it's Himalayan. - Oh.

- Some of us have health issues, Vic.

Salt is a contributing factor

in high blood pressure and hypertension.

- I didn't taste any ricotta cheese.

- I didn't use ricotta cheese in this dish.

I used a nice farmstead goat cheese instead.

- Goat cheese?

You can't put that tangy shit in lasagna.

- I tried to kick it up a notch for you guys.

- Hey, the only thing you kicked up a notch

was my acid reflux.

(Tony laughs) - What about the salad?

Anybody like the salad, microgreens?

- Microgreens my ass.

When I was a kid, we used to call this shit weeds.

- Whatever.

- It's okay, Dave.

You still have a chance to redeem yourself.

What's for desert?

- I hope he made a nice sorbetto, you know.

We could use a little palate cleanser.

- It took me all day to make these.

- [Scotty] Cookies?

- Mm-hmm.

- Well, at least I finally get an ace.

- Atticus, I want you to try one

and let me know what you think.

- Um, you know what,

how 'bout you just give me the queen,

and I lick the icing off her tits?

(group laughs)

- A little bit of advice, David,

next time, grab the poker chips,

put some icing on both sides of it

and call it a freakin' day.

(group laughs)

- Why you ungrateful band of jackal!

Make your own damn food next time.

- Come on, take it easy, Dave.

We appreciate you.

We appreciate your culinary expertise.

- No, I don't think you guys realize

what goes into hosting poker night.

I had the whole poker motif goin' on right down

to the damned poker napkins!

- I gotta take a leak.

- No, you sit right back down.

That's another thing.

Somebody in this tribe has a sprinkler head for a pecker.

I've got piss on the floor,

piss on the towel rack,

piss in the sink.

Why, I've got four shades of yellow striations splattered

on the bathroom wall!

- (laughs) Why don't you just frame it

and make it impressionist art?

(group laughs)

- Laugh it up, boys, laugh it up!

Atticus, I'd like to see you on your hands and knees,

scraping up hardened urine samples off the floor.

That shit's impossible to clean up, impossible,

even with Goof Off.

No doubt due to somebody's high uric acid level.

That prick is on the verge of havin' the gout, you know.

He'll be easy to spot.

He'll be the gimpy motherfucker hoppin'

around the poker table.

- Yeah. (group laughs)

- All right, guys, let's deal the next hand, shall we?

- What's gout?

- You know what?

Lock up when you leave.

And this time, don't forget

to separate the damn poker chips.

Bon appetit, bitches!

- Am I the only one that likes these cookies?

(whimsical music)

- [Scotty] So did you ever go see my cousin Alan?

- I never did.

- Why would you want to go see his cousin?

- He's a shrink.

I thought he could help Atticus with his western dream.

- You're still dreaming that Cross Eyed Zack?

- One Eyed Jack, and no, I never went and saw your cousin.

- Why not?

- All right, look,

I had some work done.

- You had plastic surgery?

- What?

No, fucker.

Therapy.

- Oh. - Yeah.

Tessa thought that it would be good for our relationship.

So, I love my wife, and I went.

- And what exactly did Sigmund say?

- Nothing.

This guy gave me a blank stare.

He went all doll's eyes on me like in Jaw.

- Atticus, take it from someone who's lived a little,

life not to be analyzed but to be lived.

- Anyways, after about two hours of peeling back the onion,

this guy stands up, shakes my hand

and informs me that I have an existential vacuum.

Thank you very much.

That'll be $400, cash, check or credit.

- You bought a vacuum?

- No, man, I have an existential vacuum.

- What the hell is an existential vacuum?

- I don't know.

I'm afraid to Google it.

- Atticus, it's not how many times you get knocked down.

It's how many times you get back up.

- I know, Vic, but it's getting harder and harder

to get back up.

I just want to break through one time, you know,

win enough money for Tessa to buy her dream house.

I just want to be great,

even if it's just for one night.

- You can't catch great for one night.

Sometimes, all we need is a dime and a dream.

- And we got 10 dimes and a truck.

You did lock the truck, right?

- [Vic] Yes.

- Okay, got an SLT, BLT, BLT.

Anything else I can get for you guys?

- Bacon, uh, apparently,

the Iron Chef forgot the towering stack

of bacon in the BLTs.

- Bacon?

There's no bacon in a BLT.

- Not in this one. - What?

That's what BLT stands for,

bacon, lettuce and tomato.

- Well, our BLT is bread, lettuce and tomato.

It's the house specialty.

- Every Third World country knows a BLT stands

for bacon, lettuce and tomato.

- So, what, you want to order a side of bacon?

- How much is a side of bacon?

- $6.50.

(Scotty chuckles) - For bacon?

Vic, how much was your sandwich?

- $4.95.

- We'll take two SLTs.

- We're all out of salami.

(gentle music)

- [Susan] She's a beauty.

- [Tessa] He's got me dreaming now.

- Who knows?

Maybe they'll get lucky this time,

turn 5,000 into a mint.

- 5,000?

- Yeah, Tony said that he

and Atticus both chipped in five grand.

- Atticus told me 10,000,

and Vic put in 10,000 as well, 30,000 total.

- Those Three Stooges.

* Uh-oh

- Think there's a chance they took more than 30?

* Uh-oh, uh-oh

(slow rock music)

- [Atticus] I can't get GPS.

- Where the hell are we?

I can't get a signal either.

I mean, we got to be close, right?

- Half hour, hour tops.

Tony, look.

- [Tony] Oh.

- Hey, Vic, did you want to come?

- No, I think I'll stay with the bankroll.

- Good idea.

- Excuse me.

Excuse me, we're, uh, we're kind of, uh--

- Kind of lost.

- I didn't think you boys was tractor mechanics.

What is the desired destination you seek?

- The Haygood Mansion.

- The Haygood Mansion?

Hell, that's way over in the La Fea County.

It's about a three-hour drive, as the crow flies.

Hell, that place burnt down years ago.

A whole new establishment sits on her now,

big card game up there every few years or so.

You boys must be poker players.

- Yeah, so, listen, can you help us out?

Can you tell us how to get there?

- Well, not directly.

Why don't you boys follow me up to the house?

I got a county map hanging in the foyer.

- The foyer?

(playful music)

- Come on, boys, we're burnin' daylight.

(playful music)

- You must've had a bumper crop this year.

- Praise the Lord for farmers' markets.

Damn yuppies overpay for everything.

You just tell 'em it's healthy.

Kale?

Used to be peasant food.

Now it's gourmet.

Okay, so we're here.

You want to come up this road to the 74,

past the town of Toad Suck.

Do not stop at Toad Suck.

- So can I get gas in Toad Suck?

- No, you can't get gas!

You can't get shit.

- What y'all doin'?

- Obviously, you ain't never seen

nobody play checkers before.

(Leroy chuckles)

- Dammit, Delbert, can I play now?

- Fenton, this here's a grown-up game.

Yeah, you need to be upstairs studying

for your finals, lessin' you want to toil

in them fields forver.

- What college do you go to?

- Raymond Gwinn Elementary.

- Fenton here's been in the eighth grade

for a couple of years now.

He's right comfortable.

- Then make a left on the 79 there,

past the Town of Tea Bag.

That's where I'm from, incidentally.

And then past Sock Water Creek, Moose Knuckle.

I got my ass handed to me at Moose Knuckle.

And then past the illegal cock-fightin' place,

and you're home free.

- Okay, so I avoid Toad Suck,

past the illegal cock-fighting place, and I'm there.

Hey, listen, thanks.

Thanks so much for your help.

- Say, could you boys do me a favor?

- If I can.

- Well, would you mind playing a few hands

with my brothers.

The competition stimulates their play.

- Well, we're really late as it is.

- Yeah, we got to go.

- A few hands, please.

- Okay, a couple of hands.

- Dandy, I'll go tell the boys.

- A couple of hands, it can't hurt.

What do you think? - What do I think?

I'll tell you what I think.

I think we ran into an entire family of Sling Blades.

Uh-huh!

- Okay, well, I guess we'll,

we'll take $20 in chips apiece.

(Leroy laughs)

Like I said, we will take two grand in chips apiece.

- You mess with the bull,

you gonna get the horns.

I'm all in.

- I call.

- Cowboys, four of 'em.

Shaka Zulu, motherfucker (laughs)!

- Shaka Zulu, motherfucker!

- Shaka Zulu!

(brothers laughing)

- Looks like we're eatin' at the hometown buffet tonight.

- What the hell just happened?

- Can I ask you guys a question?

- Oh yeah, you can have both of our poker books (laughs).

- How many kings are in this deck?

(solemn music)

- Leroy, you were supposed to deal 'em aces,

not two kings!

- They've been cheatin' us the whole time.

- We're gonna take our money, and we're gonna go.

(gun clicks)

- The money stays.

You leave.

- Is that a BB gun?

- If it breaks the skin, it'll scar you for life.

- Drop that goddam Red Ryder, boy,

or I'm gonna plant your ass.

(solemn music)

(BB gun popping)

(BBs clacking)

- Jesus, Vic, where'd you get the gun?

- They were under the seat.

There's two of 'em.

It's just a squirt gun.

- Yeah, they belong to my brother's kids.

I had to take them away from them.

(Vic laughs)

They were filling them with piss

and squirting each other.

(solemn music)

- [Tony] It's a winery.

- [Vic] I wonder if they have a nice grappa.

(driver laughs) - What's this guy's problem?

What are you laughing at?

- What's so funny?

Where's your gas cap?

- No situational awareness.

All the makings of a bad poker player.

(engine revs) (solemn music)

- [Tony] I smell gas.

I've been smellin' it since we filled up in Toad Suck.

(solemn music)

Hey, Atticus, where you going?

The game's over there.

- Maybe I should go talk to him again.

- Please, I mean, it's been nearly two hours.

It's getting dark.

We're gonna have to pitch a tent,

start a fire and roast some marshmallows.

Look, I don't care what you do,

just get up there and impart some

of that old-man wisdom on him.

Just gotta get him out of that fuckin' truck.

- All right.

- I've been dreaming about this a long time.

I don't want to mess this up.

- You're gonna be fine.

You're gonna be great.

- What if I'm not?

What if I can't catch great?

What if I lose everything that we have, then what?

Then what happens?

- We head north to Alaska, Dutch Harbor,

and become crab fishermen.

Our wives will never find us up there.

- Uh (coughs), there's something I've been meaning

to tell you guys.

- What?

- I never played this game back in the '60s.

Oh shit, you know,

47 years ago,

I sat inside my Cadillac and watched everyone go in.

- Wait a sec, you didn't play?

- No, dammit, I didn't play.

I get to this point

and never walked in.

I've been kicking myself ever since.

And because of you, Atticus,

I get a second chance at this.

Don't screw it up like I did.

Now get your ass out of this truck

and let's go play.

- Let's go bowling, boys.

- Hey, nice job.

I'm sorry you never got to play in the big game.

- What the hell you talking about?

I played in that game.

- What, you told Atticus that--

- I know what I told Atticus.

I played in that game back in the '60s.

- You old, how, how'd you do?

- Lost every fuckin' thing I had.

Took me years to recover.

("The Biggest Game in Town")

* I want to tell you a story

* Bet you'll know

* Cash game poker's gonna steal the show *

* Come on down to the biggest game in town *

* Where the stakes are high

* And the money is blowin' around *

* Well, four of a kind might be good for you *

* A dead man's hand won't see you through *

- What-- * One-eyed jacks

- The-- * Ain't gonna do

- Fuck! * But my royal flush

* Is gonna make you blue

* Come on down to the biggest game in town *

- Hey, you know, that guy looks really familiar.

- Well, yeah, who doesn't love Tom Jones?

- [Elvez] All right, let's go, cats.

(upbeat rock music)

All right, let's go, cats.

- (snickers) I got a couple lanes open, boys.

Who needs shoes?

(upbeat rock music)

Here you go, $97,000.

- 97? - There was 100,000

in that bag. - There was 100,000.

(rifle clicks)

- Go easy, boys, the rake,

it too take blight.

- More like a shovel.

* The biggest game in town

* Well, the stakes are high

* And the money is blowin' around. *

- Place your right hand on the bible.

Do you swear

that Doyle Brunson is the greatest poker player

that ever lived,

and that Rounders is the greatest poker movie ever made

with The Cincinnati Kid a close second?

- I do.

* The biggest game in town

- Welcome to the Biggest Game in Town, boys.

* Sit on down

* Come on down to the biggest game in town *

* Come on down to the biggest game in town *

* Come on down to the biggest game in town *

Oh man, I'm all in, baby.

It's time to ante up.

It's time to TCB, yo!

(crowd cheers)

- All right, boys, let's find you a seat

at one of these tables.

- What about that over there?

- The Barrel Room?

You don't want a seat at that table.

- Why not?

- Because the best poker player you never heard of sits

at that table, Mr. Sicily.

- I've never heard of him.

- I've heard of him.

This is his game, Atticus,

an original road gambler if I ever saw one,

and not just another pussy with a ponytail.

He is the best.

He wears a $10 million pinky ring,

a ruby he won off the Crown Prince of Burma.

And I thought he was dead.

- Oh, the Boogeyman is very much alive and prospering.

- The Boogeyman?

- The Boogeyman.

He reaches into your soul, steals your money

and sends you home with nothing but nightmares.

And speak of the devil.

Mr. Jack Sicily.

(dramatic music)

- What?

- That's the man of my dreams.

- Atticus, now is not the time

to be exploring your homosexual fantasies.

- [Atticus] One Eyed Jack, from the western dream,

that's, that's him.

Mr. Sicily is One Eyed Jack.

- [Vic] That's Fish Eyed Zack?

- One Eyed Jack. - Oh.

This isn't a dream.

This is a premonition.

- Well, bloody hell, I've got a bad hand here.

I mean, I can't do much good--

- Hey, is that a language, huh?

(speaks in foreign language)

Someone buy this Brit a set of Rosetta Stone CDs.

- Hey, just one question,

did you ever win in your premonition?

- Every time.

- Well, that's good to know.

- So all these guys were in your dream,

playing poker in the Old West?

- Yeah.

- Even Elvez?

- Yeah, yeah, he was a Mexican vaquero.

You know, he had a little sidekick runnin' around,

a smaller vaquero.

I don't know where he went.

He must've lost all his money and gone home early.

- I never asked you.

Was I in your dream?

- Yeah.

- Gunslinger?

- No, drooling drunk.

- You got some fucked up dreams, man.

- Sir, it's two cards,

not a book.

- I'm counting my outs.

- Counting your outs?

(speaks in foreign language)

You couldn't even count your balls

and come up with the same answer twice.

- So what do they got, Atticus?

- Do I look like some sort of card whisperer to you?

- Hey, I remember seeing Elvis in Vegas, in 1968.

- I've always been more of a Sinatra fan.

Hey, Vic, didn't you say you knew Sinatra?

- Sure, I met him in Sands Hotel in 1964,

in a back alley.

He told his bodyguards, "Let him up, he's had enough."

* Card players say

* Only fools rush in

* But I can't help

* Takin' your money from you

- Don't you know any Beatles songs?

- Frankly, I never really cared

for them mop-haired motherfuckers.

And it's 10,000 to see the river, (growls) Roberto!

- I'm all in.

- Call.

Would there be a better hand for me to hold?

Woo!

My boy, my boy!

Woo, oh yeah!

Woo-hoo!

- I've had enough of this game

and this company.

- God save the queen (chuckles).

- In this game, the King is always wild, baby.

- Nice hand.

- Gracias, man.

Gracias mi mucho.

- Okay, it's shorthanded.

Definitely gotta open up your game.

Don't forget to change gears.

Stay aggressive.

And hurry up and felt these fuckin' fish, I'm hungry.

Let's go celebrate at In-N-Out Burger.

(Atticus sighs)

- Don't fuck it up.

- I think you're at the wrong table.

- No, I'm pretty sure this is the right table.

(Mr. Sicily chuckles)

- I do believe your talents are probably better suited

for the kitchen table game played with toothpicks.

- Well, I plan to turn these toothpicks

into a lumber yard.

(Mr. Sicily chuckles)

- I want you to pretend this is Thanksgiving dinner,

and this here is the adult table.

You eat out there

with the rest of the children,

at the kiddie tables.

- But the chip keeper, he told me

that I could come in--

- I don't care what that little wino told you.

It cost 150k to sit at my table.

Reservations only.

Bella, shuffle up and deal.

(solemn music)

Just another home game champ lookin'

to make a name for himself.

(solemn music) (chips rattling)

(Dave and Atticus chuckle)

- Hey, dude, you better be careful tonight.

Those lanes are mighty oily.

- Good evening, everyone.

- This is exactly what the table needed,

some more dead money.

- Did she just call Atticus dead money?

- (chuckles) Little bitch.

- Atticus, what are you doing here?

- I was just about to ask you the same thing, Diamond Dave.

- I'm just trying to win enough money

to put my show on the Food Network, man,

just livin' the dream.

I see you brought Bitch Boy and the Old Man in the Sea.

- Yeah, they're my good luck charms.

- You're gonna need it.

That seat's been unlucky all night.

- Sir, no smoking at this table.

- Hey, Einstein, it's electronic,

nothin' but odorless vapor.

- That's it?

And that does it for you?

- Well, it's kind of like a dildo, you know,

not quite the real thing,

but it works in a pinch.

- Ew.

- [Dealer] Sir, would you like to post?

- Yeah, yeah, I'll post.

- Make it 500.

- Raise 1,500.

- I'm out.

So you been playing much online?

- Not much, you?

- Oh yeah.

I changed my name to Negrodamus.

I've been whippin' this guy named Mohammad All In,

killin' him.

- Raise.

3,500.

- Baby Girl's all in.

- The lady's all in at 15,400.

- Fold.

- 11,900 to call.

- I'm calling, I call.

- Can't believe this, four-to-one dog.

Come on, dealer, I need a king over here.

Help a girl out.

Just one little cowboy,

one little Kingkerbell.

- I'll see what I can do.

(players gasp) (Baby Girl cheers)

- I knew that was gonna happen.

- Are you kidding me?

- She hits a two-outer on the river.

- [Vic] That suck-out bitch.

- Funny game we play, Atticus.

You know, it's a lot like life.

You could be dealt the best cards, play 'em perfectly,

and still end up a loser.

- Sorry, dead money.

- That's poker.

Are you quitting?

- Hey, baby, I just won enough money

for another semester at Stanford.

- What'll it be?

I'm buyin'.

- Yeah, um, double Crown.

- You want that on the rocks or neat?

- Make it sloppy,

just throw it in my face.

(quirky music)

- Have you won a hand yet?

Waitin' for a good pitch to hit, huh?

Using inactivity as a weapon?

Ah, you know what you need, Atticus?

- A roll of duct tape and some earmuffs.

- No, man, you need a song.

You need a good luck song.

(sings in foreign language)

* There's no tomorrow when love is new *

* Only tomorrow when love is true *

* So kiss me, baby, and hold me tight *

* There's no tomorrow

* There's just tonight

* Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

* There's not tomorrow

* There's just tonight

(crowd applauds)

- My mother was Italian.

- I call.

- Aces up, sir.

(Atticus sighs)

- Hey, Dave, make sure that this dealer's not here

when I get back.

- All right, I'll talk to the floor manager.

I'll see if I can get you a nice blonde.

- Jesus, AC, you're playing

like the Rock of Gibraltar out there.

- I'm just weathering a storm.

- Yeah, well, you know what they say about storms.

Every storm runs out of rain,

and every dark night turns to day.

- Nope, nobody, nobody ever says that.

- Actually I just said that. - Just shut up, goddammit.

How are you feeling?

- I'm not feeling very good.

I've got Diamond Dave in my ear all night.

I'm card dead.

And I have to take a horrendous shit.

- Okay, here's what I want you to do.

I want you to go back Atticus the table

and give the dealer $5,000.

- Why?

Why would I give the dealer $5,000?

- Because you gave your money away

to everybody else on our table.

Might as well give him some too.

- You know, Vic, I know you're an old man,

but if you hit me again, I gotta beat the shit out of ya.

- I want you to coil up,

just like a cobra ready to strike.

Eye of the cobra, eye of the cobra.

- It's eye of the tiger.

- Tiger, cobra, monkey, what the hell is the difference?

Just eyes of some goddamned thing.

- Look, it's like Top Gun,

just engage, Maverick, engage.

- What, did you guys pull the shittiest lines out

of all the '80s movies?

- You think that might help?

- Not a chance, he's rattled.

- It could be worse.

Ritchie could be sitting at the table.

- Ritchie.

(Atticus sighs)

- What the fuck, Atticus?

- [Dealer] Sir, language, please.

- Here, put that in the swear jar.

- (chuckles) Thank you.

- You know, matter of fact,

take these for future transgressions.

I can't fuckin' believe you made it.

- I expected to see you sooner.

- Oh, well, poker winery in the middle

of hicks-ville is not easy to find.

I got lost twice.

When I finally pulled over to ask for directions,

I got assaulted by some farmer with a BB gun.

You know, a BB breaks the skin, it'll scar you for life.

- That's what I've heard.

- You know, earlier, I tried to get seated

at a table with this Elvis Aaron Presley lookalike

from the 1970s, and I got run off

by some gray-haired, sea captain,

Deadliest Catch-lookin' wannabe from, ugh,

who had the personal hygiene

of a chupacabra named Mr. Sicily.

- What's a chupacabra?

- It's a legendary cryptid rumored

to inhabit parts of the Americas.

And another thing,

there's way too many stoplights in this county.

Really?

Strip-searched?

For runnin' a red light?

It wasn't all bad, though.

The highlight of the trip

was this giant salami sandwich I had

at this little roadside diner,

best damned sandwich I ever tasted.

So how is your day goin'?

- Good. - Mm.

Oh, I see you brought dipshit

and the most uninteresting man in the world.

- Let's bump it up 400.

(chips clack)

- Where'd you get the bankroll?

Empty your 401k?

Or did you go down to Georgia

and make a deal with the devil?

- Raise.

1,200. (chips clatter)

- Early warnin', fellas,

I plan on abusing and torturing this table all night long.

Some of you ought to start thinkin' of your safe words.

Re-raise, 3,000 on top.

- Fold.

- Move over, boys,

there's a new table captain in town.

- Sir, that's a nice watch.

- Patek Phillippe.

- Fuckin' Ritchie,

but that creep can play.

- Ritchie, I'm bored.

- Mercedes, I want you to meet a friend of mine.

This is Atticus.

- Nice to meet you, Mercedes.

- Hi.

- That's an expensive name you got there, young lady.

- Worth every cent.

- You wouldn't happen to have a cheaper, younger sister

named Lexus, would ya?

- I wanna go.

- I swear God put Ritchie on this earth to torture me.

He's a prick.

He's rich.

And his girlfriends just keep gettin' younger.

(glasses clink)

- Ritchie, let's go.

I need sustenance.

- Ritchie, the girl needs sustenance.

- There's an Olive Garden right down the street.

- Do I look like someone who eats at the Olive Garden?

- I wouldn't underestimate the Garden, honey.

Their breadsticks are to die for.

- Here, get yourself a glass of champagne and a hot dog.

- Where I come from, they call that a bubbly dog.

- Fine, but remember, you promised to take me dancing too.

- Look, if you let me focus on the game,

I'll find the biggest hoedown around these parts,

and we'll cut a rug.

- I hate this place.

I hate poker.

And I hate you.

- I didn't know that you had a daughter.

They're such a handful at that age.

(players laugh)

(upbeat music)

- Shots, gentlemen?

- Oh, thank goodness you're here.

(upbeat music)

I fold.

- Pot's right, two players to the flop.

- 1,500.

- I must admit.

You've impressed me with your play tonight.

That's a rag's flop.

Raise.

Let's go 3,000.

- [Dave] You got him nervous now, Atticus.

- Hey, you in the hand?

Shut the fuck up.

How am I doing on the cuss words?

- I think you're still under.

- Good.

I call.

- Let's make it 15,000 to go.

- That's a nice value bet.

Let's make it an even 40.

(soft percussive music)

- Sir, 25,000 to call.

(soft percussive music)

- I'm all in, Ritchie.

(tense music)

- I put you on 10s or nothin' but a bluff.

How can I call this?

- You're gonna call.

- What makes you so sure I'm gonna call?

- It lives here.

It's called arrogance.

It's what makes average men think they can do great things.

- I still think Wayne Gretzky's a winner.

- I'll make it easy on you, Ritchie.

Pick one.

- What's he doing?

- Should we tackle him?

- What, you, you want me to pick a card?

(Ritchie laughs)

That one.

(Ritchie laughs)

All right, Atticus,

what kind of skullduggery are you pullin' on me?

See, I think that you think

that I'm thinking that you're thinkin' that I'm thinkin'

that you're thinkin' you're bluffin'.

I think.

Do you really have 10s?

Or do you just want me to think you have 10s

by lettin' me pick a card?

See, this move makes no sense to me or to Mike Sexton

or to Vince Van Patten, for that matter.

- Are you gonna call him, Ritchie,

or are you gonna flap your fancy fuckin' mouth all night?

- He's always been loquacious.

- Loquacious?

More like a raconteur.

But at the moment, I'm fuckin' flummoxed.

- One card for all your chips, Ritchie.

- Those chips are my children.

How can I just leave 'em out there?

- I'll take good care of them.

I already sent one kid off to college tonight.

- You show me that other card if I fold?

- Does a squirrel shit nutty?

(solemn music)

(players gasps)

- Ooh! - Ooh, goodness.

- Great play. - Nice.

- Oh! - Wow.

- Yeah! - Gutsiest move

I've ever seen, man.

- 10-deuce?

(Ritchie laughs)

You had the balls to play Texas Dolly.

(Ritchie laughing)

(Atticus sighs)

- Unbelievable. (Ritchie laughs)

- How'd you know Ritchie would pick the 10?

- I didn't.

I played the percentages.

66% of the time,

poker players choose the cards on the right.

- Man, you just caught a flash of greatness.

- You know, in New Orleans,

they play with them, you know them tarot cards.

One time, I had a full house

and five people died (laughs).

(Mr. Sicily chuckles)

My boy, my boy!

- 150,000.

151,050.

- Hey, Sir Chips-a-lot,

let's get a few things straight, huh?

I'm Jack Sicily.

This is my game, my table.

This ain't no cockfight.

There are rules.

- Elvez.

Number one Elvis tribute artist in North America

and parts thereof, including Fun in Acapulco,

specializing in corporate affairs

and them quinceaneras, man.

- Atticus Cane, nice to meet you.

Hey, that was a great show back there.

I'm a big fan of Elvis impersonators.

- Hey, man, I'm an Elvis tribute artist.

There's a difference, son.

- Dude, there's no difference.

- So, kid, you play cards for a living?

- No, I'm a landscaper.

I cut lawns and shit.

- Atticus is an unusual name.

Let me guess.

Your folks' favorite movie was, uh, "To Kil a Mockingbird."

- No, their favorite movie was "Godfather."

- That was a good movie, man,

right up there with "Clam Bake,"

"Roustabout" and "Kid Galahad."

(Elvez sighs)

Origami, baby.

- Let's make it 400 to go.

No way my aces get cracked again.

Raise.

1,200.

- Call.

* When the sun shines down

- [Atticus] Stay calm, Atticus.

Don't show any emotion.

You just flopped a set.

What's he got?

Who cares?

I got a set.

The first thing I'm buying with his money,

a 90-inch flat screen with a lifetime subscription

to the NFL Total package from DirecTV.

- [Bella] Oh my God.

He's already buying shit.

- [Mr. Sicily] Okay, let's bait the hook.

* There'll be sunshine all day long *

(chips rattling)

- 2,000.

- Fish on.

This is gonna be like Shark Week on Discovery.

Call.

Check it.

(chip clacks)

- 5,000.

(solemn music)

- 20,000.

(solemn music)

- I'm all in.

(chips clack)

- Bravo, I call.

- [Atticus] Set of aces.

- Nice hand, kid.

I played Stone Crusher for a straight.

(solemn music)

- Deuce-three, Stone Crusher,

takes stones to play it,

and when it hits, it crushes hands.

(solemn rock music)

- You got slow-played.

It happens.

* All that time we spent together *

- I've been slow-played my entire life.

* I only look fascinated by your mystery *

* Don't fool yourself to think

* You ever made me cry

* I must've got a little somethin' *

* In my eye

- I'm sorry, Tony.

I let you and Vic down.

- No worries.

But I do wonder how our wives are gonna react to this.

(shovel clangs)

* I never really missed you

- Hey, boys, we have a game to finish.

- What are you talking about, Vic?

- You think I'm gonna let a cock-eyed motherfucker

take my money?

What I'm saying is,

as long as we have a dime and a dream,

we just don't quit.

- Yeah, but I lost all of our dimes.

- Not all of 'em.

- What's the vanquished demon doing here?

- Hey, Ritchie is gonna lend us some money

so we can get back into the game.

- At 20% juice,

plus 10% of the winnings.

Consider it a gratuity.

Hmm?

Look, Atticus, if you're gonna beat Sicily,

you're gonna have to be ultra-aggressive.

When you get back at his table,

play any two cards like they're aces.

Raise.

He's a solid player,

but he'll lay down a good hand

if he thinks he's beat.

You got to win a couple of big pots early,

swing the momentum, put a little doubt in his mind.

And then do what you do best.

- Dream?

- No.

Grind him.

And be sagacious.

- There goes that damn word again (chuckles).

- Vic.

And Tony.

- Yeah, Ritchie?

- Fuck you.

- Hey, Ritchie.

* One, two, three

* Simple as one, two, three

(Ritchie laughs)

- What do you say we saddle up, boys?

We're gonna ride back into town.

We're gonna beat the bad guy.

We're gonna take his money.

Then I'm gonna kiss the love interest.

- Okay then, let's ride, cowboys.

(slow dramatic music)

- Welcome back.

This old boy right here, man,

he's held more hands than a manicurist.

- Hey, King Creole,

a little less conversation, a little more action, huh?

- I'm gonna bet two Eldorados

and a Coupe Deville.

- (laughs) You ever get out of character?

- That's three Cadillacs, man.

- Let's make it a Bentley.

I'm all in.

- Call.

- Mr. Sicily has a lucky gutshot straight.

- It's called an Anna Kournikova,

looks good, but it never wins.

I just lost myself 30 Cadillacs.

- I'm pretty sure you lost the whole dealership.

- Hey, baby doll,

why don't you, uh, bring me one

of them big, old, tall glasses of buttermilk

and some cornbread?

Thank you, baby.

- Looks like just you and me, kid.

What do you say?

Let's raise it up a little.

1,000 bucks.

- [Atticus] Raise.

- 30,000.

- I'm all in.

- You know what this means?

- I give up.

What does it mean?

- (chuckles) Aces.

Fourth raise always means aces.

You wouldn't risk goin' broke twice without a made hand.

I'm gonna lay down Siegfried and Roy,

because a great player knows when to lay down a good hand.

- Sometimes you play the man, not the cards.

- Atticus, you got the heart of a cliff diver, son.

- Get me a new deck.

* No, that's just sick

* 'Cause you playin' it with the best, best *

* And you know that we put 'em up to the test *

* That's just sick

* Just watch how they playin'

* Defy all you can, you'll be sayin' *

* Now that's just sick

* Uh, man, I love watchin' these guys, these guys *

* Every minute you can see the look in their eyes, eyes *

* They got their mind on the prize, prize *

* Look to soar, elevate, time to fly *

* Ooh, oh my, now here they go again *

* I'm raisin' everybody

* All the way until the end

* Uh-uh, uh-uh, comes another great play *

* And the people in the booth, they say *

* Now that's just sick

* 'Cause you playin' it with the best, the best *

* And you know that we put 'em up to the test *

* That's just sick

* Just watch how they playin'

* Defy all you can, you'll be sayin' *

* Now that's just sick

* Now get sick with it

* And just rock with it

* Now get sick with it

* And just rock with it

* Now get sick with it

* And just rock with it

* Now get sick with it

* And just rock with it

* Now get sick with it

* And just rock with it

* Now that's just sick

* 'Cause you playin' it with the best, best *

* And you know that we put 'em up to the test *

* That's just sick

* Just watch how they playin'

* Defy all you can, you'll be sayin' *

* Now that's just sick

- [Atticus] Scary flop.

- You get any of that?

- You want coffee house?

Go to Starbucks.

- Check.

- You get your checks on Friday.

15,000.

- [Mr. Sicily] You got a monster, don't you?

(tense music)

- 75,000 to the inquisitor.

(tense music)

- Look who I found dumpster diving.

- Hey, what's going on?

Who's winning? - What are you doing here?

- Atticus is blowin' up all over social media.

Some Asian bitch-- - Hey, Vic,

did I hear you right?

You put up the real estate company with Ritchie,

just to get Atticus back in the game?

- What?

- Did you really think

that Ritchie was gonna lend us some money just

for the juice?

- You're tellin' me that if Atticus loses,

we could both end up working at Ritchie's Realty World?

- Yeah, most likely.

(Tony sighs)

(Mr. Sicily chuckles)

(chip clatters)

- I'm all in.

- He's go well over 500,000.

It's gonna be all your chips to call.

- Seems we've come to a defining moment in our relationship.

(solemn music)

- He's bluffing.

Why else would he move all in?

He's on a draw or something.

You have got the best hand.

- It lives here.

It's called fear.

It keeps average men from doing great things.

- Look, stop.

Stop being a dweller on the threshold of greatness.

This is for the fuckin' dream house, baby!

- Everyone has dreams, Atticus.

- Not everyone has the courage to follow them.

- What did you say?

(solemn music)

- Sometimes all you need is a dime and a dream.

I call.

- A dream?

(Mr. Sicily laughs)

You mean nightmare.

- Oh fuck.

- Oh, four aces.

Dear God, take me now.

- You seem awfully calm

for a man about to lose all his money, twice.

- I've always been partial to the one-eyed jack.

- Not so fast, Vic.

- Mr. Sicily has quad aces.

Atticus has a straight with the royal flush draw.

(solemn music)

- What are you doing here?

- Now who are you?

- I'm the woman behind every dumb-ass man.

- Vic, you're my father, and I love you,

but if you ever take money from the business again,

to fund another poker adventure,

I will not hesitate to give the order

to have you put down like Old Yeller.

And Tony.

- Yeah, buttercup?

- Oh, fuck you.

- How did you find us?

- Oh, it wasn't easy.

(Tessa laughs)

Don't you usually let attractive women off

with a warning (laughs)?

- I do.

- [Tessa] Oh (giggles).

- Sign here please.

- Is that all our money?

- Some of it.

Most of it.

There's north of a million dollars in the pot.

- All men are idiots, and I married their king.

- I just need one card on the river,

and I will beat One Eyed Jack.

- Wait a minute, that's One Eyed Jack?

- Hey, Missy, why don't you get up from the table

and go visit some Vietnamese girls

and get your nails done?

- Hey, Jack,

it's better to let someone think you're an idiot

than open your mouth and prove it.

(speaks in foreign language)

- Honey.

- Atticus, he started it.

- You need to let the menfolk finish their card game.

(Tessa sighs)

- What do we need to win?

- A jack.

- How many jacks are in a deck?

- Four.

- So we need one of four jacks.

- Well, actually, we need the one-eyed jack.

- I though he was One Eyed Jack.

- Let me shed a little light on what's about to happen here.

After the brick hits the river,

those two clowns you call friends (laughs),

they'll be looking for another circus.

And the cute, little wifey,

your insignificant other, she's gonna divorce ya.

So save your breath, 'cause you're gonna need it

to blow up your new girlfriend (laughs).

You're a dreamer, and dreamers never do.

(laughs) That's why they call 'em dreamers.

I call 'em losers.

And that's all you are, kid.

Dealer, let's see the damn river.

- Give us the one-eyed jack of spades, girl.

- You heard the lady.

(knuckles rap)

(suspenseful music)

(dramatic music)

(all gasp)

(engine rumbling)

(gentle music)

("Hey Destiny")

* Waking dream lifted away

* You were there

* It's a little vague

* Your voice was callin'

* So I headed down

* Move beyond that lonely room

* Missed you, friend

* You make smiles bloom

* Well, there's no cryin' allowed here *

* So I propped that frown

* No road is a wasted journey

* Not tryin' is a heavy crime

* Destiny, you're out there waiting *

* Hey, destiny, I'm out here, too. *

* All I know

* What we're searching for eventually comes true *

* Useless trends, throw away

* After all, this journey waits *

* Answers the questions that we all will find *

* The music will be big and loud *

* I saw you

* I knew I'd found

* All our friends will join us

* Make a great big crowd

* No road is a wasted journey

* Not tryin' is a heavy crime

* Destiny, you're out there waiting *

* Hey, destiny, I'm out here, too *

* All I know

* What we're searching for eventually comes true *

* Destiny, you're out there waiting *

* Hey, destiny, I'm out here, too *

* All I know

* What we're searching for eventually comes true *

* Destiny, you're the sweetest journey *

* Hey, destiny, it's all brand new *

* All I know

* What we're searching for eventually comes true *

* Hey, destiny, I'm on your journey *

* Destiny, I'm loving you

* All I know

* What we're searching for eventually comes true *

* It comes true

* Hey

* It comes true

* Destiny

* I'm loving you

* Destiny

* I'm loving you

* Destiny

* I'm loving you

* Destiny

* I'm loving you

* Destiny

* I'm loving you