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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:01,044 --> 00:03:03,706 Stop! Stop the bus! 2 00:03:15,692 --> 00:03:18,257 The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. 3 00:03:18,357 --> 00:03:20,528 Thanks. 4 00:03:20,628 --> 00:03:22,864 But, like any story worth telling, 5 00:03:22,964 --> 00:03:24,992 it's all about a girl. 6 00:03:26,003 --> 00:03:28,203 Not that girl. 7 00:03:28,303 --> 00:03:31,039 - Hey. Hi. - I don't think that is a girl. 8 00:03:31,139 --> 00:03:33,572 No, it's about this girl... 9 00:03:33,672 --> 00:03:35,579 Jill Johnson. 10 00:03:35,679 --> 00:03:39,611 Ever since I can remember I've been in love with her, 11 00:03:39,711 --> 00:03:41,179 but she barely knows I exist. 12 00:03:41,279 --> 00:03:42,950 Yo, Rick! Yo, come here, man! 13 00:03:43,050 --> 00:03:44,719 I got you a seat down here. What's... 14 00:03:44,819 --> 00:03:46,189 I'll call y'all back. Everybody, bye. 15 00:03:46,289 --> 00:03:47,888 - What's up, man? - Hey, Trey. 16 00:03:47,988 --> 00:03:49,826 Dude, I'm so psyched for this class trip. 17 00:03:49,926 --> 00:03:51,828 We about to see some real serious cutting-edge shit. 18 00:03:53,764 --> 00:03:55,362 That's what I'm talking about. 19 00:03:55,462 --> 00:03:57,395 Yo, you got any C batteries on you? AAs? 20 00:03:57,495 --> 00:03:59,965 Got that new sandwich from Sony in my backpack. 21 00:04:00,065 --> 00:04:01,299 Wi-Fi... mmm! 22 00:04:02,539 --> 00:04:05,306 Yo! You got to forget about her, dawg. 23 00:04:05,406 --> 00:04:07,339 Look look. Let me show you something. 24 00:04:07,439 --> 00:04:09,976 She not even looking at you. 25 00:04:10,076 --> 00:04:11,881 If I could just tell her how I feel. 26 00:04:11,981 --> 00:04:13,946 Look, Rick, I already told you... 27 00:04:14,046 --> 00:04:15,682 you never gonna get with Jill, all right? 28 00:04:15,782 --> 00:04:17,417 Seriously, she hangs out with the popular crew, 29 00:04:17,517 --> 00:04:19,889 and nobody messes around outside their group, man. 30 00:04:19,989 --> 00:04:22,258 Come on, that crew stuff isn't real. 31 00:04:22,358 --> 00:04:24,323 The hell it ain't. Look around, Rick. 32 00:04:24,423 --> 00:04:26,228 - Look, you got your jocks... - Get the ball, man. 33 00:04:26,328 --> 00:04:28,760 ...nerds, emos, 34 00:04:28,860 --> 00:04:31,065 Frodos, 35 00:04:31,165 --> 00:04:33,536 the Scarface society... 36 00:04:33,636 --> 00:04:36,270 ...the sexual predators. - Yeah. 37 00:04:36,370 --> 00:04:38,871 - Of course you got the Rick punchers. - The who? 38 00:04:38,971 --> 00:04:41,740 - Oh! - Yeah, they new. 39 00:04:42,578 --> 00:04:43,511 But you know what? Who cares? 40 00:04:43,611 --> 00:04:45,515 'Cause we got our own crew... me and you. 41 00:04:45,615 --> 00:04:47,413 Thanks, Trey. You're the best, man. 42 00:04:48,685 --> 00:04:50,215 - Am I in? - No. 43 00:04:50,315 --> 00:04:52,318 Come on. Hey, it's me and you, baby. 44 00:04:52,418 --> 00:04:53,987 The two of us against the world. You hear me? 45 00:04:54,087 --> 00:04:55,458 You look good today. I like your hair. 46 00:04:55,558 --> 00:04:57,123 I'm gonna show you something nasty I downloaded. 47 00:04:57,223 --> 00:04:58,821 Don't tell nobody. 48 00:05:00,664 --> 00:05:02,262 Welcome to Amalgamated. 49 00:05:02,362 --> 00:05:04,296 I'm Dr. Strom, head of the research department... 50 00:05:04,396 --> 00:05:07,304 - Come on, man. - ... where we create the future today. 51 00:05:07,404 --> 00:05:10,706 And now I'd like to show you our crown jewel. 52 00:05:10,806 --> 00:05:13,806 The Amalgamated animal genetics lab. 53 00:05:13,906 --> 00:05:16,077 54 00:05:16,177 --> 00:05:18,413 Go ahead, explore. 55 00:05:18,513 --> 00:05:20,215 Yo yo. Come on, Rick. Man, check this out. 56 00:05:20,315 --> 00:05:23,619 All of our animals are genetically engineered 57 00:05:23,719 --> 00:05:26,219 and each of them has... 58 00:05:26,319 --> 00:05:28,225 Oh, you're so pretty. 59 00:05:28,325 --> 00:05:31,093 Hi, birdie. 60 00:05:31,193 --> 00:05:33,527 Hi. Hi. 61 00:05:34,865 --> 00:05:38,699 - She's beautiful, isn't she? - Yes, she is. 62 00:05:40,337 --> 00:05:42,401 Uh, I'm gonna take a picture of her 63 00:05:42,501 --> 00:05:44,137 for the school newspaper. 64 00:05:44,237 --> 00:05:46,305 Our only rules: Don't feed the animals 65 00:05:46,405 --> 00:05:49,174 and please, no flash photography. 66 00:05:50,714 --> 00:05:52,812 Some of our genetically- engineered animals 67 00:05:52,912 --> 00:05:54,851 are a little sensitive to light. 68 00:05:57,688 --> 00:05:59,246 It flew away. 69 00:06:04,494 --> 00:06:06,826 Uh... whoo-hoo. 70 00:06:07,831 --> 00:06:09,828 What the F, loser? 71 00:06:09,928 --> 00:06:12,566 - Get him, Lance. - Come on, Lance. 72 00:06:12,666 --> 00:06:15,870 - Leave him alone. - I don't think so. 73 00:06:15,970 --> 00:06:18,706 Is there a problem, Lance? 74 00:06:18,806 --> 00:06:22,476 No. No problem, Uncle Lou. 75 00:06:22,576 --> 00:06:24,610 Mr. Landers! 76 00:06:24,710 --> 00:06:27,178 Students, this is Lou Landers, 77 00:06:27,278 --> 00:06:30,349 visionary scientist and C.E.O. of Amalgamated. 78 00:06:30,449 --> 00:06:33,120 Well, I'm just a businessman now. 79 00:06:33,220 --> 00:06:35,423 The future of science 80 00:06:35,523 --> 00:06:37,556 belongs to all of you. 81 00:06:37,656 --> 00:06:40,596 Please, enjoy the tour. 82 00:06:48,538 --> 00:06:50,473 Are you okay? 83 00:06:50,573 --> 00:06:53,634 Yes, this is healthy-cough blood. 84 00:06:55,245 --> 00:06:59,480 Rick Riker. You're not Blaine and Julia Riker's son, are you? 85 00:06:59,580 --> 00:07:02,514 - I am. - Ah. Good people. 86 00:07:02,614 --> 00:07:05,820 - How are they? - They died violently nine years ago. 87 00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:07,689 But otherwise okay? 88 00:07:07,789 --> 00:07:11,527 Yes, thank you. I live with my aunt and uncle now. 89 00:07:11,627 --> 00:07:14,396 Well, you seem like a real chip off the old block. 90 00:07:14,496 --> 00:07:16,762 Let's hope you're not violently murdered too. 91 00:07:23,106 --> 00:07:25,908 That's for making me look stupid. 92 00:07:26,008 --> 00:07:28,243 Next time I hurt you. 93 00:07:28,343 --> 00:07:31,246 Yeah. You the man, Lance. 94 00:07:34,851 --> 00:07:36,848 Our work with these animals has helped us develop 95 00:07:36,948 --> 00:07:40,087 new antibiotics, advanced pesticides 96 00:07:40,187 --> 00:07:43,959 and a powerful new pheromone which drives animals to mate 97 00:07:44,059 --> 00:07:46,395 called compound H200. 98 00:07:46,495 --> 00:07:48,995 It's a strong sexual attractant. 99 00:07:49,095 --> 00:07:51,968 A single drop is enough to arouse any animal. 100 00:07:52,068 --> 00:07:55,736 We plan on using it to breed endangered species. 101 00:07:55,836 --> 00:07:59,507 A special and indeed often overlooked... 102 00:07:59,607 --> 00:08:02,512 Our most-promising research 103 00:08:02,612 --> 00:08:04,745 is with these dragonflies. 104 00:08:04,845 --> 00:08:07,217 For example, this dragonfly's skin 105 00:08:07,317 --> 00:08:09,618 has a hard, armor-like exoskeleton 106 00:08:09,718 --> 00:08:11,087 to defend against... 107 00:08:11,187 --> 00:08:12,853 And this species of dragonfly 108 00:08:12,953 --> 00:08:15,153 has enormous strength for its size. 109 00:08:17,260 --> 00:08:18,790 It can lift vast amounts. 110 00:08:18,890 --> 00:08:21,095 More than it's body weight. 111 00:08:21,195 --> 00:08:24,697 And here we've injected the DNA from all three species 112 00:08:24,797 --> 00:08:27,170 into seven new genetically-enhanced 113 00:08:27,270 --> 00:08:29,037 super dragonflies. 114 00:08:29,137 --> 00:08:31,941 But there's only six in there. 115 00:08:32,041 --> 00:08:35,439 Well, one missing dragonfly is the least of my concerns. 116 00:08:35,539 --> 00:08:37,810 I lost six tigers alone last month. 117 00:08:42,219 --> 00:08:45,552 This area is where we keep our livestock. 118 00:08:54,197 --> 00:08:56,295 Aren't you going to do something? 119 00:08:56,395 --> 00:08:58,027 Soon as I get this up on YouTube. 120 00:09:05,675 --> 00:09:09,674 I see. Ye... well, yes, I understand. 121 00:09:09,774 --> 00:09:11,946 Thank you for the call. 122 00:09:12,046 --> 00:09:14,479 That was the principal. 123 00:09:14,579 --> 00:09:16,818 Rick walked off a class trip. 124 00:09:16,918 --> 00:09:19,885 After all the parenting you've done, 125 00:09:19,985 --> 00:09:21,891 he's still so troubled. 126 00:09:21,991 --> 00:09:24,119 Why do you think that is, Albert? 127 00:09:25,495 --> 00:09:27,194 I have no idea, Lucille. 128 00:09:27,294 --> 00:09:29,863 I have taught him everything I know about being a man. 129 00:09:29,963 --> 00:09:32,200 And a good man you are 130 00:09:32,300 --> 00:09:34,469 after all these years of marriage. 131 00:09:34,569 --> 00:09:36,068 It's like we first met. 132 00:09:36,168 --> 00:09:38,474 Sure, you're a little older. 133 00:09:38,574 --> 00:09:40,207 Your hair's grey. 134 00:09:40,307 --> 00:09:41,644 You have crow's feet. 135 00:09:41,744 --> 00:09:44,243 It takes you an hour to pee. 136 00:09:44,343 --> 00:09:46,514 Your thighs look like cottage cheese 137 00:09:46,614 --> 00:09:48,518 someone threw up on a hot sidewalk. 138 00:09:48,618 --> 00:09:52,282 And you've always had a tiny penis. 139 00:09:53,657 --> 00:09:57,115 Well... what does it matter when you're in love? 140 00:10:00,130 --> 00:10:02,431 Oh, Rick. 141 00:10:02,531 --> 00:10:04,901 We were wondering where you were. 142 00:10:05,001 --> 00:10:07,163 It's so late. 143 00:10:08,772 --> 00:10:11,939 About time you got home. Your aunt was getting worried. 144 00:10:12,039 --> 00:10:14,208 You can sleep late in the morning, 145 00:10:14,308 --> 00:10:17,178 but don't forget to feed the fish. 146 00:10:18,515 --> 00:10:20,710 Attaboy. 147 00:10:22,752 --> 00:10:24,687 I don't know. 148 00:10:24,787 --> 00:10:26,852 Something just doesn't seem quite right with him today. 149 00:10:26,952 --> 00:10:29,687 Teenagers. I'll talk to him. 150 00:10:34,130 --> 00:10:37,534 Rough day, huh? Well, I won't lie to you. 151 00:10:37,634 --> 00:10:39,536 Puberty is a difficult time 152 00:10:39,636 --> 00:10:41,566 in a young man's life. 153 00:10:41,666 --> 00:10:44,771 Now this book may explain what's happening. 154 00:10:44,871 --> 00:10:48,441 Let's see. There are mood swings, fluid retention, 155 00:10:48,541 --> 00:10:51,708 and once a month you'll bleed from your vagina. 156 00:10:52,716 --> 00:10:54,983 This may be the wrong book. 157 00:10:55,083 --> 00:10:57,886 What's important is that you're on the verge of adulthood. 158 00:10:57,986 --> 00:11:00,986 Here... take a drink. 159 00:11:01,086 --> 00:11:03,656 Ah, the rituals of manhood. 160 00:11:03,756 --> 00:11:05,426 Today you have your first beer, 161 00:11:05,526 --> 00:11:07,463 and tomorrow we'll circumcise you. 162 00:11:17,340 --> 00:11:20,276 I'm losing patience, Dr. Strom. 163 00:11:20,376 --> 00:11:22,475 Please, sir, if you could just wait a few minutes... 164 00:11:22,575 --> 00:11:24,278 I've waited long enough for this egomaniac. 165 00:11:24,378 --> 00:11:26,282 We're the board of directors. Our time is valuable. 166 00:11:26,382 --> 00:11:28,380 Not as valuable as mine, Mr. Carlson. 167 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:32,152 You see, I have a terminal illness. 168 00:11:32,252 --> 00:11:34,387 I've been fighting it for years, 169 00:11:34,487 --> 00:11:37,326 but the disease has ravaged my organs. 170 00:11:37,426 --> 00:11:41,023 As of this moment, I have one hour left to live. 171 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:46,065 It was on sale. 172 00:11:47,837 --> 00:11:49,969 Gentlemen, if you're ready, 173 00:11:50,069 --> 00:11:52,634 allow me to show you the future. 174 00:11:53,910 --> 00:11:55,673 Strom. 175 00:12:00,884 --> 00:12:03,717 From the... lift it ov... lift it over! 176 00:12:07,524 --> 00:12:09,892 What the hell is that? 177 00:12:09,992 --> 00:12:12,260 An innovation... thank you... 178 00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:14,292 that will not only save my life 179 00:12:14,392 --> 00:12:16,327 but the life of this company. 180 00:12:16,427 --> 00:12:19,999 For too long we've scraped out profits from pills and injections. 181 00:12:20,099 --> 00:12:22,803 The real prize is the total cure. 182 00:12:22,903 --> 00:12:25,674 A device that can alter DNA 183 00:12:25,774 --> 00:12:27,677 and restore the body to perfect health. 184 00:12:27,777 --> 00:12:30,011 - You're crazy. - No. 185 00:12:30,111 --> 00:12:33,747 Crazy is hearing voices, talking to cats, 186 00:12:33,847 --> 00:12:35,651 dating Paula Abdul. 187 00:12:35,751 --> 00:12:38,751 I'm not crazy. I'm a visionary! 188 00:12:38,851 --> 00:12:40,757 Sir. Sir, the machine's 189 00:12:40,857 --> 00:12:43,226 never been fully tested. If something should go wrong... 190 00:12:43,326 --> 00:12:45,625 - Start the machine! - Yes, sir. 191 00:12:51,735 --> 00:12:53,766 Plasma level is steady. 192 00:12:53,866 --> 00:12:56,070 Genetic modification's at optimum levels! 193 00:12:56,170 --> 00:12:58,903 Sir, the core is overheating. 194 00:12:59,542 --> 00:13:01,740 We have to abort! 195 00:13:07,817 --> 00:13:10,916 Did it work? 196 00:13:11,016 --> 00:13:13,951 I'm so sorry. 197 00:13:14,051 --> 00:13:16,290 Well, well, well. 198 00:13:16,390 --> 00:13:18,559 I want you to know what a joy it will be 199 00:13:18,659 --> 00:13:21,290 running this company without you in the way. 200 00:13:23,133 --> 00:13:25,931 Let go. Let me go. 201 00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:53,156 Gentlemen, I think it's time we made some personnel changes. 202 00:13:54,631 --> 00:13:56,758 No, stay away! 203 00:14:11,414 --> 00:14:14,817 Oh. How long was I asleep? 204 00:14:14,917 --> 00:14:18,513 Five days. 205 00:14:32,302 --> 00:14:33,860 206 00:15:29,726 --> 00:15:31,455 Wait. Wha... 207 00:15:40,737 --> 00:15:42,329 Oh, Dad. 208 00:15:48,111 --> 00:15:50,739 I thought you'd live forever. 209 00:16:07,697 --> 00:16:08,994 210 00:16:48,237 --> 00:16:50,296 Breakfast, Rick! 211 00:16:51,574 --> 00:16:53,474 I'll be right down! 212 00:16:56,512 --> 00:16:58,139 213 00:17:07,023 --> 00:17:09,121 If I can have your attention. 214 00:17:09,221 --> 00:17:12,825 We are delighted to have as guest judge 215 00:17:12,925 --> 00:17:15,196 the foremost scientist in the world. 216 00:17:15,296 --> 00:17:18,668 He's a visiting professor at Empire City University 217 00:17:18,768 --> 00:17:21,468 where he's working with the rare element cerillium. 218 00:17:21,568 --> 00:17:25,166 I am so proud to welcome Dr. Stephen Hawking. 219 00:17:31,781 --> 00:17:34,481 Thank you for that warm welcome. 220 00:17:34,581 --> 00:17:37,115 I have a disease that has paralyzed me. 221 00:17:37,215 --> 00:17:41,388 I cannot walk and I use this computer to speak. 222 00:17:41,488 --> 00:17:46,126 But I am not depressed, because I have the gift of knowledge. 223 00:17:46,226 --> 00:17:50,431 That's a lie. I think about suicide every day. 224 00:17:50,531 --> 00:17:53,768 But you should all be happy with your lives. 225 00:17:53,868 --> 00:17:56,902 You can walk, talk, wipe your own asses 226 00:17:57,002 --> 00:17:58,807 and then there's all the sex. 227 00:17:58,907 --> 00:18:01,839 I haven't had sex in years. 228 00:18:01,939 --> 00:18:05,540 My nurse is a lesbian, and not the hot kind. 229 00:18:06,683 --> 00:18:09,315 Hey, anyone want to get high? 230 00:18:09,415 --> 00:18:12,051 - I've got some hash with me. - No way. 231 00:18:12,151 --> 00:18:14,653 White guy in the dreads, 232 00:18:14,753 --> 00:18:16,788 you know what I'm talking about. 233 00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:18,693 Can I get a what what? 234 00:18:18,793 --> 00:18:20,061 Holla. 235 00:18:20,161 --> 00:18:23,098 I've got a stiff pole for your sweet hole. 236 00:18:24,267 --> 00:18:26,731 Anyone? Anyone? 237 00:18:26,831 --> 00:18:28,367 Pussies. 238 00:18:28,467 --> 00:18:30,901 Dr. Hawking, I am such a fan. 239 00:18:31,001 --> 00:18:33,942 I'd love to show you my project on supernovas. 240 00:18:35,244 --> 00:18:37,410 You have an incredible ass... 241 00:18:37,510 --> 00:18:40,347 ...stromony career ahead of you. 242 00:18:54,197 --> 00:18:56,132 Wait, where's Saturn? 243 00:18:56,232 --> 00:18:57,757 I'd hate to lose my father's bowling ball. 244 00:18:59,535 --> 00:19:01,234 There it is. 245 00:19:01,334 --> 00:19:03,636 Great reflexes. 246 00:19:06,809 --> 00:19:08,744 You have very manly hands. 247 00:19:08,844 --> 00:19:10,977 So do you. 248 00:19:11,077 --> 00:19:14,478 I'm gonna go find a spot for my project. 249 00:19:14,578 --> 00:19:16,279 Yeah, okay. 250 00:19:36,139 --> 00:19:38,372 Watch where you're going in slo-mo, dipshit. 251 00:19:38,472 --> 00:19:40,204 - Pfft. - Yeah. 252 00:19:42,678 --> 00:19:44,441 Go to her, stupid. 253 00:19:45,715 --> 00:19:47,649 Tell her how you feel. 254 00:20:07,069 --> 00:20:08,263 Yow. 255 00:20:10,206 --> 00:20:11,539 Any day. 256 00:20:11,639 --> 00:20:13,438 Uh... he did it. 257 00:20:17,780 --> 00:20:20,244 - I'm gonna kill you. - Get him, Lance! 258 00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:22,516 - Lance, stop it. - Kick his ass, Lance! 259 00:20:22,616 --> 00:20:25,049 Fight fight fight! 260 00:20:25,149 --> 00:20:27,351 - Let's see what you got. - Fucking break him! 261 00:20:34,831 --> 00:20:35,991 Damn! 262 00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:39,461 263 00:20:49,545 --> 00:20:51,447 Get off! 264 00:20:51,547 --> 00:20:53,781 Get... get off me! 265 00:20:53,881 --> 00:20:55,545 266 00:20:58,287 --> 00:21:01,518 267 00:21:06,062 --> 00:21:08,690 Shit shit shit shit. 268 00:21:40,663 --> 00:21:42,863 # Oh no, you didn't, didn't # 269 00:21:42,963 --> 00:21:44,698 - # Oh no, you didn't # - # Oh yes, we did # 270 00:21:44,798 --> 00:21:47,203 # Oh no, you didn't, didn't, Oh no, you didn't # 271 00:21:47,303 --> 00:21:49,638 - # Oh yeah, we did # - # Oh no, you didn't, didn't # 272 00:21:49,738 --> 00:21:51,536 - # Oh no, you didn't # - # Oh yes, we did. # 273 00:21:56,879 --> 00:21:58,540 Stop! Stop! Hey! 274 00:22:02,585 --> 00:22:04,610 Get out of the way! No brakes! 275 00:22:08,357 --> 00:22:10,056 Get out of the way! 276 00:22:10,156 --> 00:22:12,026 Ma'am, look out! 277 00:22:17,066 --> 00:22:19,057 Are you okay? 278 00:22:30,913 --> 00:22:33,377 - How did you... - I can't believe it. 279 00:22:33,477 --> 00:22:35,716 - You just saved that old lady's life. - Amazing. 280 00:22:35,816 --> 00:22:38,918 I... I guess. If I hadn't pushed her out of the way, 281 00:22:39,018 --> 00:22:40,512 she would've die... ah! 282 00:22:51,267 --> 00:22:53,399 You should be really proud of yourself. 283 00:22:53,499 --> 00:22:55,601 You're some kind of hero. 284 00:22:55,701 --> 00:22:57,104 If you could excuse me. 285 00:23:01,077 --> 00:23:04,345 There we go. Awfully nice of you to help me out here, Trey. 286 00:23:04,445 --> 00:23:07,314 Oh, no problem. I'm waiting on Rick, anyway, so... 287 00:23:08,417 --> 00:23:10,352 288 00:23:10,452 --> 00:23:12,416 My God. 289 00:23:12,516 --> 00:23:14,485 How did you do that? 290 00:23:14,585 --> 00:23:17,754 Uh, it's easier than it looks. 291 00:23:22,298 --> 00:23:24,295 No, I don't think so. 292 00:23:24,395 --> 00:23:26,769 Why don't you tell me what's going on? 293 00:23:26,869 --> 00:23:30,104 All right. Well, there is something, okay? 294 00:23:30,204 --> 00:23:32,640 But you have to keep it a secret. 295 00:23:35,177 --> 00:23:38,546 I think I have... superpowers. 296 00:23:38,646 --> 00:23:40,645 I find that hard to believe. 297 00:23:40,745 --> 00:23:42,381 All right, all right, how about this? 298 00:23:42,481 --> 00:23:44,015 Go ahead and throw as many punches as you want. 299 00:23:44,115 --> 00:23:46,520 I bet you 100 bucks you don't land one. 300 00:23:48,891 --> 00:23:51,259 Easy money. 301 00:23:51,359 --> 00:23:53,729 What else can you do? 302 00:23:53,829 --> 00:23:56,063 I don't know. I... I was bitten by a dragonfly. 303 00:23:56,163 --> 00:23:59,732 Well, some dragonflies have armored skin. 304 00:23:59,832 --> 00:24:02,396 I wonder if my skin is... 305 00:24:03,906 --> 00:24:06,466 Well, good thing that worked. 306 00:24:07,476 --> 00:24:09,108 So you do have superpowers. 307 00:24:09,208 --> 00:24:11,344 We could be a team! 308 00:24:11,444 --> 00:24:13,816 We gonna get fame, money... 309 00:24:13,916 --> 00:24:17,084 - Don't forget the bitches. - There's not gonna be fame 310 00:24:17,184 --> 00:24:19,318 and there's not gonna be bitches, okay? 311 00:24:19,418 --> 00:24:22,589 I didn't ask for any of this. I just wanna be like everybody else. 312 00:24:22,689 --> 00:24:24,751 That isn't what your parents wanted for you. 313 00:24:25,928 --> 00:24:27,830 You're not my father. 314 00:24:27,930 --> 00:24:29,697 But I love you like your father did. 315 00:24:29,797 --> 00:24:31,633 I believe in you like your father did. 316 00:24:31,733 --> 00:24:34,935 I had sex with your mother just like your father did. 317 00:24:35,035 --> 00:24:38,002 Huh. You'll never understand me. 318 00:24:38,102 --> 00:24:41,510 Never. 319 00:24:53,289 --> 00:24:55,917 That isn't what your parents wanted for you. 320 00:24:59,929 --> 00:25:02,730 What a great performance. 321 00:25:02,830 --> 00:25:04,561 Well, Rick, did you enjoy the opera? 322 00:25:10,673 --> 00:25:13,609 Son, is something troubling you? 323 00:25:13,709 --> 00:25:16,044 It's so unfair. They have nothing. 324 00:25:16,144 --> 00:25:18,947 Why do we have $2 billion? 325 00:25:19,047 --> 00:25:21,112 Well, your grandfather left us $3 billion 326 00:25:21,212 --> 00:25:22,483 and I made some bad investments. 327 00:25:22,583 --> 00:25:24,548 But that's nothing for you to worry about. 328 00:25:24,648 --> 00:25:26,786 But I want to change things. 329 00:25:26,886 --> 00:25:29,319 And you will. Five generations of Rikers 330 00:25:29,419 --> 00:25:31,591 have worked hard to make this city great. 331 00:25:31,691 --> 00:25:34,462 One day, Rick, people will look to you to be a hero. 332 00:25:34,562 --> 00:25:37,264 When that day comes, will you be ready? 333 00:25:37,364 --> 00:25:38,767 Give me your wallet. 334 00:25:38,867 --> 00:25:40,825 That too. 335 00:25:43,572 --> 00:25:45,974 Blaine's voice: People will look to you to be a hero. 336 00:25:46,074 --> 00:25:49,033 When that day comes, will you be ready? 337 00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:52,177 Rick! 338 00:25:56,752 --> 00:25:57,741 339 00:26:00,356 --> 00:26:01,448 340 00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:05,826 341 00:26:05,926 --> 00:26:07,795 Rick, please! 342 00:26:09,031 --> 00:26:10,191 343 00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:21,843 - Dad! - Oh, Rick, I'm dying. 344 00:26:21,943 --> 00:26:23,509 - No! - Don't worry. 345 00:26:23,609 --> 00:26:25,075 My brother Albert will take you in. 346 00:26:25,175 --> 00:26:28,550 Rick, the money, it's all yours now. 347 00:26:28,650 --> 00:26:31,818 Sell all shares of a small company called Google. 348 00:26:31,918 --> 00:26:35,853 It's worthless. Invest heavily in Enron. 349 00:26:35,953 --> 00:26:38,861 Rick, I have something for you. 350 00:26:38,961 --> 00:26:41,892 Reach into my coat pocket. 351 00:26:41,992 --> 00:26:45,058 The other coat pocket. 352 00:26:47,503 --> 00:26:48,629 God! 353 00:26:50,439 --> 00:26:52,374 That ring was my father's 354 00:26:52,474 --> 00:26:54,674 and his father's before him. 355 00:26:54,774 --> 00:26:57,241 Earn it, Rick. Be a hero. 356 00:26:57,341 --> 00:26:59,281 Claim your... 357 00:27:02,785 --> 00:27:04,748 destiny. 358 00:27:04,848 --> 00:27:06,344 Dad! 359 00:27:11,227 --> 00:27:13,060 I'm no superhero. 360 00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:15,761 I'm nobody! 361 00:27:15,861 --> 00:27:17,294 362 00:27:17,394 --> 00:27:20,028 Shut up back there! I'm gonna kill you! 363 00:27:33,816 --> 00:27:36,752 - Are you okay? - What, you heard that? 364 00:27:36,852 --> 00:27:40,053 You're nothing but an ugly, ungrateful little whore! 365 00:27:40,153 --> 00:27:42,288 Just like your mother! 366 00:27:42,388 --> 00:27:44,726 - Who was that? - My mother. 367 00:27:44,826 --> 00:27:47,960 Listen, about what happened at school this morning, I... 368 00:27:48,060 --> 00:27:49,262 You really freaked us out. 369 00:27:49,362 --> 00:27:51,266 I'm really going through a tough time right now. 370 00:27:51,366 --> 00:27:54,568 Me too. My parents, they want me to go to college, 371 00:27:54,668 --> 00:27:57,303 but I want to be a dancer. 372 00:27:57,403 --> 00:27:58,937 I believe in you. 373 00:27:59,037 --> 00:28:01,640 You really do, don't you? 374 00:28:01,740 --> 00:28:04,275 I wish I could say the same for Lance. 375 00:28:04,375 --> 00:28:06,079 I don't know. Is he the right one 376 00:28:06,179 --> 00:28:08,781 or am I just dating him to rebel against my father? 377 00:28:08,881 --> 00:28:11,185 He doesn't want any boy near me. 378 00:28:11,285 --> 00:28:13,554 That's why he installed the electrified fence. 379 00:28:13,654 --> 00:28:16,789 Well, we'll see. You can't run from your destiny. 380 00:28:16,889 --> 00:28:18,884 - Right? - Right. 381 00:28:20,029 --> 00:28:23,730 - Jill, let's go! - Nice car. 382 00:28:23,830 --> 00:28:27,530 Maybe one day you could take me for a ride in your car. 383 00:28:29,004 --> 00:28:30,494 Uh... 384 00:28:32,708 --> 00:28:34,806 Uh, yeah. 385 00:28:34,906 --> 00:28:36,777 Yeah, definitely. 386 00:28:43,118 --> 00:28:46,884 Oh. Lovebirds. 387 00:29:13,248 --> 00:29:15,684 Rick, this is Professor Xavier. 388 00:29:15,784 --> 00:29:19,385 Your powers are growing, but you can't control it. 389 00:29:19,485 --> 00:29:22,054 It's important that you... 390 00:29:22,154 --> 00:29:25,787 become a hero... train yourself to fly... 391 00:29:27,329 --> 00:29:29,529 ...in your ass because... 392 00:29:29,629 --> 00:29:32,095 ...squatting on a glass table... 393 00:29:32,195 --> 00:29:35,598 ...two girls... one cup... 394 00:29:35,698 --> 00:29:38,003 You know what to do. 395 00:29:48,984 --> 00:29:52,685 - This shouldn't take long. - Well, I'll be waiting right here. 396 00:29:52,785 --> 00:29:54,251 Hello, Mr. Bailey. 397 00:29:54,351 --> 00:29:56,387 I've reviewed your request for a loan, Mr. Riker, 398 00:29:56,487 --> 00:29:58,860 but with no job, no credit history, 399 00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:01,093 I'm afraid I have to say no. 400 00:30:01,193 --> 00:30:02,630 But what about this? 401 00:30:03,699 --> 00:30:05,826 That was last month. 402 00:30:06,902 --> 00:30:08,933 This new promotion's proving quite popular. 403 00:30:09,033 --> 00:30:10,872 Look, I need to buy a car. 404 00:30:10,972 --> 00:30:13,937 Frankly, Mr. Riker, you're the worst applicant we've ever had. 405 00:30:14,037 --> 00:30:16,773 Thanks for the loan, Mr. Thompson. 406 00:30:18,147 --> 00:30:22,382 This is a good boy. There must be something I could do. 407 00:30:22,482 --> 00:30:24,015 Ma'am... 408 00:30:24,115 --> 00:30:27,151 rubbing my crotch under the desk won't change my mind. 409 00:30:27,251 --> 00:30:29,122 I'm not rubbing your crotch. 410 00:30:30,492 --> 00:30:32,394 I really need that car. 411 00:30:32,494 --> 00:30:34,295 I don't see how that's my problem. 412 00:30:34,395 --> 00:30:36,461 This is a robbery! Nobody move! 413 00:30:36,561 --> 00:30:38,799 Everybody stay down! Stay down! 414 00:30:38,899 --> 00:30:40,302 - Get down. - Come on, Lady! Hurry it up! 415 00:30:40,402 --> 00:30:43,202 - Oh. - Come on, move it! 416 00:30:46,875 --> 00:30:49,744 Oh, hey, I made the same mistake before when I came in. 417 00:30:49,844 --> 00:30:51,302 Thanks. 418 00:30:52,815 --> 00:30:55,847 You idiot! You let him get away with our money! 419 00:30:55,947 --> 00:30:58,853 I don't see how that's my problem. 420 00:31:01,757 --> 00:31:05,323 - Oh, man! - Wow. 421 00:31:05,423 --> 00:31:07,885 Come over here! You've got to see this. 422 00:31:08,897 --> 00:31:10,990 Let me through. Let me through. 423 00:31:15,270 --> 00:31:18,904 Oh, thank God. I thought something terrible had happened. 424 00:31:19,004 --> 00:31:21,670 Well, an old guy did get shot over there. 425 00:31:25,481 --> 00:31:28,681 Uncle Albert! Just try to breathe. 426 00:31:28,781 --> 00:31:32,418 I can't. You're kneeling on my balls. 427 00:31:32,518 --> 00:31:34,018 Oh, sorry. 428 00:31:34,118 --> 00:31:36,457 Rick, listen. 429 00:31:36,557 --> 00:31:40,024 With great power comes... 430 00:31:40,124 --> 00:31:41,530 Great responsibility? 431 00:31:41,630 --> 00:31:43,661 I was gonna stick with bitches, 432 00:31:43,761 --> 00:31:45,667 but if you want to be a virgin for the rest of your life... 433 00:31:45,767 --> 00:31:47,332 Uncle Albert! 434 00:31:47,432 --> 00:31:49,529 My balls! 435 00:31:57,079 --> 00:31:58,546 Very good. 436 00:32:08,490 --> 00:32:10,185 Oh, God. Mr. Landers! 437 00:32:24,873 --> 00:32:26,101 Oh no. 438 00:32:27,342 --> 00:32:29,941 Okay. 439 00:32:30,041 --> 00:32:32,537 Hide the body. Hide the body. Yeah. 440 00:32:39,755 --> 00:32:42,519 Get in! Yah! Yah! 441 00:32:49,298 --> 00:32:52,597 Okay, I come back. 442 00:33:08,350 --> 00:33:10,218 Jill? 443 00:33:10,318 --> 00:33:12,918 I came as soon as I heard. 444 00:33:13,018 --> 00:33:16,155 - Where's Aunt Lucille? - She's at home under heavy sedation. 445 00:33:16,255 --> 00:33:18,756 They made her watch three hours of women's basketball. 446 00:33:18,856 --> 00:33:22,061 - This is all my fault. - Rick, it was an armed robbery. 447 00:33:22,161 --> 00:33:23,728 There was nothing you could've done. 448 00:33:23,828 --> 00:33:26,100 I could've stopped that guy before he shot my uncle. 449 00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:28,300 Then there is blood on your hands. 450 00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:30,338 But that's not important. All that matters... 451 00:33:30,438 --> 00:33:31,801 is that you're here for him now. 452 00:33:31,901 --> 00:33:34,241 - Rick Riker? - Yes? 453 00:33:34,341 --> 00:33:36,841 Dr. Whitby. I've run some tests. 454 00:33:36,941 --> 00:33:39,145 I'm afraid I have bad news. 455 00:33:39,245 --> 00:33:42,083 What is it? 456 00:33:42,183 --> 00:33:43,981 I have an impacted colon. 457 00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:47,922 Whew. What a night. 458 00:33:48,022 --> 00:33:50,690 Now what brought you here today? 459 00:33:50,790 --> 00:33:53,291 - My uncle. - Your uncle brought you? 460 00:33:53,391 --> 00:33:56,461 - No, he's gravely injured. - Well, then he shouldn't be driving. 461 00:33:56,561 --> 00:33:59,496 Now if you'll excuse me, I have to perform a breast exam. 462 00:33:59,596 --> 00:34:01,801 Doctor, please. Is my uncle gonna survive? 463 00:34:01,901 --> 00:34:04,896 Well, I don't know. We should probably have a look. 464 00:34:06,041 --> 00:34:08,640 Hard to say. 465 00:34:08,740 --> 00:34:11,613 Yup, pretty deep coma. 466 00:34:11,713 --> 00:34:13,278 Is he gonna be okay? 467 00:34:13,378 --> 00:34:16,082 Well, I'm not a betting man, but if you want to put some money on it, 468 00:34:16,182 --> 00:34:18,615 - I'll take "dead in a week." - Oh my God! 469 00:34:18,715 --> 00:34:20,954 No, it's all right. It's a normal emotional reaction, 470 00:34:21,054 --> 00:34:23,121 but this should take the edge off of it. 471 00:34:23,221 --> 00:34:25,323 Here we go. Nice and easy. 472 00:34:25,423 --> 00:34:29,297 - That's your vein. - Yes, I know. 473 00:34:29,397 --> 00:34:31,525 First my parents and now this? 474 00:34:32,534 --> 00:34:34,098 I'm nothing but a screw-up. 475 00:34:34,198 --> 00:34:36,633 Yes, your life has been a testament to that. 476 00:34:36,733 --> 00:34:39,439 But your uncle believed in you and so do I. 477 00:34:39,539 --> 00:34:42,807 It's never too late to become the person you're meant to be. 478 00:34:48,984 --> 00:34:50,742 Rick. 479 00:34:52,287 --> 00:34:54,346 Rick. 480 00:34:57,959 --> 00:34:58,989 Hello, Rick. 481 00:34:59,089 --> 00:35:01,524 Who are you and how do you know my name? 482 00:35:01,624 --> 00:35:03,830 - I'm a psychic. - Prove it. 483 00:35:03,930 --> 00:35:07,701 Think of any number between one and a million 484 00:35:07,801 --> 00:35:09,532 and I'll tell you what it is. 485 00:35:10,572 --> 00:35:12,440 - Nine. - Not out loud, dumbass! 486 00:35:12,540 --> 00:35:15,039 Follow me... 487 00:35:15,139 --> 00:35:17,078 you dumb son of a bitch. 488 00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:20,215 My name is Professor Xavier, 489 00:35:20,315 --> 00:35:22,183 and this is my school. 490 00:35:22,283 --> 00:35:23,915 I started it to help people 491 00:35:24,015 --> 00:35:27,220 with special talents like yours. 492 00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:30,191 Our students here learn to harness their incredible talents. 493 00:35:30,291 --> 00:35:33,250 and use them to advance the common good. 494 00:35:36,131 --> 00:35:37,796 495 00:35:37,896 --> 00:35:41,235 Here we have children who can walk through walls. 496 00:35:41,335 --> 00:35:43,868 We have children who think they can walk through walls. 497 00:35:43,968 --> 00:35:47,140 Some faces may be familiar, 498 00:35:47,240 --> 00:35:49,909 like Wolverine. 499 00:35:50,009 --> 00:35:52,475 Other mutants you probably didn't know existed, 500 00:35:52,575 --> 00:35:55,045 like Sneezo. 501 00:35:55,145 --> 00:35:57,952 Most of our students are born with their powers. 502 00:35:58,052 --> 00:36:01,220 Some, like you, gain them later in life. 503 00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:03,354 - Oh, is that... - Yes, it is. 504 00:36:03,454 --> 00:36:05,557 When he came to this school, 505 00:36:05,657 --> 00:36:07,427 he weighed 130 Ibs. 506 00:36:07,527 --> 00:36:09,828 Take enough roids, you could do anything. 507 00:36:11,133 --> 00:36:13,567 Back up off those pills, Barry! 508 00:36:18,707 --> 00:36:21,806 - Why have you brought me here? - Because you have the potential 509 00:36:21,906 --> 00:36:24,746 - to be the best. - But I can't even fly. 510 00:36:24,846 --> 00:36:27,412 Once you understand the true nature of heroism, 511 00:36:27,512 --> 00:36:30,385 you will fly. But first I must teach you 512 00:36:30,485 --> 00:36:32,617 the secret to becoming a superhero. 513 00:36:32,717 --> 00:36:35,353 Hey, Storm! You look like you putting on a little weight. 514 00:36:35,453 --> 00:36:38,085 515 00:36:39,594 --> 00:36:41,692 So, Professor, about this secret... 516 00:36:41,792 --> 00:36:43,226 - Well, you see... - Xavier! 517 00:36:43,326 --> 00:36:46,566 - Aw, shit. - Well? 518 00:36:46,666 --> 00:36:48,767 You wanna explain why I found her hiding in your closet? 519 00:36:48,867 --> 00:36:50,671 But, pumpkin, I don't see nobody. 520 00:36:50,771 --> 00:36:53,040 - Oh, you don't? - Ow! 521 00:36:53,140 --> 00:36:54,740 Invisible Girl? 522 00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:57,111 Apparently not invisible enough. 523 00:36:57,211 --> 00:36:58,457 If you knew how to take care of your man, 524 00:36:58,557 --> 00:36:59,581 maybe this wouldn't have happened. 525 00:36:59,681 --> 00:37:01,611 - No, she didn't. - Oh, this bitch is crazy. 526 00:37:01,711 --> 00:37:03,551 I'm gonna have to whip your ass. 527 00:37:03,651 --> 00:37:05,582 - You don't say no disrespectful... - What are you gonna do, baldy? 528 00:37:05,682 --> 00:37:07,522 I'm everywhere, sweet cheeks. 529 00:37:07,622 --> 00:37:09,822 530 00:37:09,922 --> 00:37:11,956 - That all you got? - Yeah! 531 00:37:12,056 --> 00:37:15,593 Now what? Now how about that, Invisi-bitch? 532 00:37:15,693 --> 00:37:17,998 Yeah, whatever. I'm out of here. 533 00:37:18,098 --> 00:37:20,969 I'm sure gonna miss her. She was crazy in the sack. 534 00:37:21,069 --> 00:37:24,169 Biting, scratching, panting, tongue all over the place. 535 00:37:24,269 --> 00:37:26,039 Wasn't me, asshole. 536 00:37:26,139 --> 00:37:28,408 Come on, Spanky. 537 00:37:28,508 --> 00:37:31,041 I didn't even know she had a dog. 538 00:37:31,141 --> 00:37:34,178 Still some of the best sex I ever had. 539 00:37:34,278 --> 00:37:37,416 How could you do this to me? To your kids? 540 00:37:37,516 --> 00:37:39,752 To your newborn baby? 541 00:37:39,852 --> 00:37:41,587 How do I know that baby's even mine? 542 00:37:41,687 --> 00:37:44,188 Because he can do this. 543 00:37:44,288 --> 00:37:45,626 Shit! 544 00:37:45,726 --> 00:37:47,691 545 00:37:47,791 --> 00:37:49,394 Aw, man. 546 00:37:49,494 --> 00:37:52,333 Now I'm never gonna know the secret to becoming a superhero. 547 00:37:52,433 --> 00:37:55,392 You wanna know the secret? Come close. 548 00:37:58,373 --> 00:38:00,437 Make a costume, shithead! 549 00:38:00,537 --> 00:38:03,909 I swear to God. They get dumber and dumber every year. 550 00:38:05,046 --> 00:38:07,241 A costume. 551 00:38:37,913 --> 00:38:41,576 Rick, you, uh... 552 00:38:43,084 --> 00:38:44,608 Oh my God. 553 00:38:45,620 --> 00:38:47,386 Damn! 554 00:38:47,486 --> 00:38:50,257 Dude, you're like a real superhero, man! 555 00:38:50,357 --> 00:38:52,490 I love the mask. 556 00:38:52,590 --> 00:38:53,754 How you breathe in it though? 557 00:38:56,031 --> 00:38:58,196 What's that sound? 558 00:38:58,296 --> 00:39:01,101 You put some kind of air intake in the mask. 559 00:39:01,201 --> 00:39:03,104 Boy, you better... now I'm assuming 560 00:39:03,204 --> 00:39:05,837 that the material is see-through, right? 561 00:39:05,937 --> 00:39:08,208 Yeah, dude, I'ma tell you something. Rick, this is good. 562 00:39:08,308 --> 00:39:11,507 I'm impressed. Like really impressed. 563 00:39:22,490 --> 00:39:25,022 Hey, that's my spot. 564 00:39:25,122 --> 00:39:27,528 You're sitting on my gargoyle. Move it. 565 00:39:27,628 --> 00:39:30,194 - Excuse me? - What are you even doing here? 566 00:39:30,294 --> 00:39:32,329 I'm looking seriously out over the city 567 00:39:32,429 --> 00:39:35,269 in a squatting position. 568 00:39:35,369 --> 00:39:37,300 Well, that's what I do here. So if you're not moving, 569 00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:39,537 I guess we're gonna have to share. 570 00:39:39,637 --> 00:39:40,738 Uh, okay, fine. 571 00:39:40,838 --> 00:39:43,340 I actually usually perch in the front. 572 00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:45,943 Oh, all right. Well, here, you've got to go around. 573 00:39:46,043 --> 00:39:48,511 - Okay, wait. - Just turn this way. Here we go. 574 00:39:48,611 --> 00:39:50,518 - Dude! - You're right, I'm sorry. Relax. 575 00:39:50,618 --> 00:39:52,246 - Okay okay. - Okay okay. 576 00:39:54,956 --> 00:39:57,521 - Uh, I can't perch like this. - God, me neither. 577 00:39:57,621 --> 00:39:59,623 - What's your name? - John Storm. 578 00:39:59,723 --> 00:40:02,130 Dragonfly. So what's your power? 579 00:40:02,230 --> 00:40:04,563 What's my power? Stand back. 580 00:40:06,534 --> 00:40:09,532 - Flame on! - Whoa! 581 00:40:09,632 --> 00:40:11,837 Huh? 582 00:40:11,937 --> 00:40:14,741 I'm on fire! 583 00:40:14,841 --> 00:40:17,177 Get a blanket or something! Holy shit! 584 00:40:17,277 --> 00:40:20,681 It's not working! Get the fire extinguisher! 585 00:40:22,851 --> 00:40:24,083 Ah! No! Ah! 586 00:40:24,183 --> 00:40:26,385 God! You idiot, stop! 587 00:40:26,485 --> 00:40:28,422 What's wrong with you? 588 00:40:38,333 --> 00:40:40,597 Sorry, my bad. 589 00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:49,608 Rick, once you understand the true nature of heroism, 590 00:40:49,708 --> 00:40:51,645 you will fly. 591 00:40:54,682 --> 00:40:57,480 Shit. 592 00:41:16,337 --> 00:41:20,640 This Dragonfly, he's not even a hero. 593 00:41:20,740 --> 00:41:23,836 He's not... I have... I have... I have just a... I have... 594 00:41:25,213 --> 00:41:28,182 He can't... he can't even fly. 595 00:41:29,918 --> 00:41:31,909 The Dragonfly can't even fly! 596 00:41:35,490 --> 00:41:37,958 I can fly, okay? 597 00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:40,862 I can fly. 598 00:41:40,962 --> 00:41:42,560 This just in: 599 00:41:42,660 --> 00:41:45,195 Tom Cruise is dead. 600 00:41:45,295 --> 00:41:47,734 Lou: World's most powerful man. 601 00:41:49,137 --> 00:41:51,833 I have a feeling you might disagree with that. 602 00:41:54,709 --> 00:41:57,111 Strom, do you have my test results? 603 00:41:57,211 --> 00:41:59,646 Yes, sir. 604 00:42:02,417 --> 00:42:06,253 Whatever you're doing to your... victims, 605 00:42:06,353 --> 00:42:09,420 rejuvenates you. But only for 24 hours. 606 00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:11,257 Hmmm. 607 00:42:11,357 --> 00:42:14,791 What if I killed 28 people in one session? 608 00:42:14,891 --> 00:42:16,798 Would that give me a month to live? 609 00:42:16,898 --> 00:42:19,166 If it were February, yes. 610 00:42:19,266 --> 00:42:20,832 But only if your cells could absorb 611 00:42:20,932 --> 00:42:23,203 that much energy at once, and they can't. 612 00:42:23,303 --> 00:42:26,303 I'm afraid you have to kill each day 613 00:42:26,403 --> 00:42:28,276 to live each day. 614 00:42:28,376 --> 00:42:30,975 Still a slave to the tyranny of time. 615 00:42:31,075 --> 00:42:33,346 There must be some answer. 616 00:42:33,446 --> 00:42:35,349 There isn't. 617 00:42:35,449 --> 00:42:37,981 Unless... 618 00:42:38,081 --> 00:42:41,456 unless you had some cerillium. 619 00:42:41,556 --> 00:42:44,122 Then you could create a device powerful enough 620 00:42:44,222 --> 00:42:46,723 to draw the life-force out of thousands of people 621 00:42:46,823 --> 00:42:49,028 and enhance your own cellular capacity. 622 00:42:49,128 --> 00:42:51,499 Strom, you're a genius. 623 00:42:51,599 --> 00:42:54,232 Wikipedia. But that's not important. 624 00:42:54,332 --> 00:42:57,801 What is important is that you don't have any cerillium. 625 00:42:57,901 --> 00:43:00,072 Besides, it's immoral. We don't do that sort of thing. 626 00:43:00,172 --> 00:43:01,705 We're a pharmaceutical company. 627 00:43:01,805 --> 00:43:04,108 Wait a minute. 628 00:43:05,513 --> 00:43:07,578 Take a look. 629 00:43:07,678 --> 00:43:09,381 Hawking's lab is in the physics building. 630 00:43:09,481 --> 00:43:10,784 I could just walk right in. 631 00:43:10,884 --> 00:43:14,187 You're going to steal cerillium? 632 00:43:14,287 --> 00:43:17,686 No, not me. 633 00:43:17,786 --> 00:43:19,390 I'm a law abiding citizen. 634 00:43:19,490 --> 00:43:21,727 But perhaps there's someone inside me. 635 00:43:21,827 --> 00:43:24,895 Someone unfettered by the rule of law. 636 00:43:24,995 --> 00:43:29,736 Someone who will, at any cost, survive! 637 00:43:29,836 --> 00:43:32,037 638 00:43:32,137 --> 00:43:34,373 Oh, glass in my eye. Glass in my eye! 639 00:43:34,473 --> 00:43:37,440 - Does it hurt? - Uh, yeah, it hurts. 640 00:43:37,540 --> 00:43:41,011 Well, if you could spread... spread them with your fingers. 641 00:43:41,111 --> 00:43:43,017 Push your lids with your fingers. 642 00:43:43,117 --> 00:43:44,918 - Two... two... two fingers. - Are your fingers clean? 643 00:43:45,018 --> 00:43:47,118 That's it. And roll your eyeball around. 644 00:43:47,218 --> 00:43:48,887 - And push it. - I'm rolling it! 645 00:43:48,987 --> 00:43:51,224 Dig it out with another piece of glass. 646 00:43:51,324 --> 00:43:52,957 Are you fricking insane? 647 00:43:53,057 --> 00:43:55,052 I'll get the tweezers. 648 00:43:56,698 --> 00:43:58,965 Read about the Dragonfly, world's greatest hero. 649 00:43:59,065 --> 00:44:00,631 - Right here? - Right here, yup. 650 00:44:00,731 --> 00:44:02,192 Read all about it. 651 00:44:13,848 --> 00:44:16,115 No, you listen to me! 652 00:44:16,215 --> 00:44:18,783 I want that story on my desk or you're fired! 653 00:44:18,883 --> 00:44:19,984 Who the hell are you? 654 00:44:20,084 --> 00:44:22,085 I was wondering if you've got a job opening for... 655 00:44:22,185 --> 00:44:25,492 Job?! How dare you come in here and ask me for a job? 656 00:44:25,592 --> 00:44:28,496 I'm the editor in chief! I know the mayor of Venus! 657 00:44:28,596 --> 00:44:30,728 Hamburgers can see the future! 658 00:44:30,828 --> 00:44:32,295 - Rosie O'Donnell... - Sorry about this. 659 00:44:32,395 --> 00:44:34,268 We share the building with a mental hospital. 660 00:44:34,368 --> 00:44:37,204 Bad news, boss. We're nowhere on those Dragonfly photos. 661 00:44:37,304 --> 00:44:39,505 Damn. Those were tomorrow's lead. 662 00:44:39,605 --> 00:44:41,701 What about these? 663 00:44:45,013 --> 00:44:49,316 Wow! it's almost like you're the Dragonfly. 664 00:44:49,416 --> 00:44:50,982 Uh, no no no. See? 665 00:44:51,082 --> 00:44:53,454 Look. 666 00:44:53,554 --> 00:44:55,389 Now that's photography. 667 00:44:55,489 --> 00:44:58,122 Just heard on the scanner, some kind of police standoff at Empire University. 668 00:44:58,222 --> 00:45:01,095 We'll need photos. Kid, I want you to... 669 00:45:01,195 --> 00:45:03,096 Where'd he go? 670 00:45:09,070 --> 00:45:11,402 Come on, let's go! 671 00:45:18,279 --> 00:45:21,215 This is the chief of police. We have the building surrounded. 672 00:45:21,315 --> 00:45:22,977 Come out with your hands up. 673 00:45:26,187 --> 00:45:28,587 What the hell is that? 674 00:45:42,036 --> 00:45:44,770 I am the Hourglass. 675 00:45:44,870 --> 00:45:47,865 And your time is up. 676 00:45:57,852 --> 00:45:59,717 Woman: Get him, Dragonfly. 677 00:46:07,195 --> 00:46:09,192 It's over, Hourglass. 678 00:46:09,292 --> 00:46:11,925 No, Dragonfly. 679 00:46:21,809 --> 00:46:24,676 It's just begun! 680 00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:28,744 It's useless to resist. 681 00:46:28,844 --> 00:46:30,650 I'll fight you to my last breath. 682 00:46:30,750 --> 00:46:34,554 Like the sands of time I am unceasing and relentless. 683 00:46:34,654 --> 00:46:36,490 Evil never triumphs, Hourglass. 684 00:46:36,590 --> 00:46:39,426 You'll pay for your crimes and justice will... 685 00:46:39,526 --> 00:46:41,592 stop! Stop! 686 00:46:41,692 --> 00:46:43,626 Stop! 687 00:46:43,726 --> 00:46:45,965 Are you okay? 688 00:46:46,065 --> 00:46:49,161 No. 689 00:46:53,007 --> 00:46:54,909 Titanium blades. 690 00:46:55,009 --> 00:46:56,641 They cut through diamonds. 691 00:46:56,741 --> 00:46:59,202 I'm not wearing any diamonds. 692 00:47:02,049 --> 00:47:03,710 693 00:47:04,819 --> 00:47:07,019 694 00:47:07,119 --> 00:47:10,221 I wish I could stay longer, Dragonfly. 695 00:47:10,321 --> 00:47:13,624 But I just don't have the time. 696 00:47:19,467 --> 00:47:23,202 Whoever this Dragonfly is, he's in over his head. 697 00:47:23,302 --> 00:47:25,403 We don't need so-called superheroes. 698 00:47:25,503 --> 00:47:27,673 What Empire City needs is more cops. 699 00:47:27,773 --> 00:47:29,642 And a Hooters. 700 00:47:31,679 --> 00:47:35,082 Titanium blades. Looks like someone found your weakness. 701 00:47:35,182 --> 00:47:36,645 It's not my weakness. 702 00:47:36,745 --> 00:47:39,918 I'm sorry, I forgot. Your weakness is you can't fly. 703 00:47:40,018 --> 00:47:41,321 Maybe if you had a partner. 704 00:47:41,421 --> 00:47:42,651 I don't need help. 705 00:47:46,461 --> 00:47:49,628 I'm fine all by myself. 706 00:47:49,728 --> 00:47:51,565 She means a lot to you, doesn't she? 707 00:47:51,665 --> 00:47:53,866 What? Oh, no. 708 00:47:53,966 --> 00:47:56,500 I mean, she's with someone else. 709 00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:58,303 Well, maybe that's for the best. 710 00:47:58,403 --> 00:48:00,139 After all, it could be dangerous, 711 00:48:00,239 --> 00:48:02,610 you know, being the girlfriend of the Dragonfly. 712 00:48:02,710 --> 00:48:04,674 I don't know what to do, Aunt Lucille. 713 00:48:04,774 --> 00:48:06,709 - I love her. - So be it. 714 00:48:06,809 --> 00:48:08,649 But remember, to get to you 715 00:48:08,749 --> 00:48:12,350 your enemies will attack the people you care for the most. 716 00:48:12,450 --> 00:48:16,220 Be careful not to hurt the ones you love. 717 00:48:17,859 --> 00:48:19,760 And shave your pubes. 718 00:48:19,860 --> 00:48:22,352 No one wants to go down on a tumbleweed. 719 00:48:33,174 --> 00:48:35,008 Jill! 720 00:48:35,108 --> 00:48:36,443 Rick? 721 00:48:36,543 --> 00:48:38,609 I heard you were auditioning for a part so... 722 00:48:38,709 --> 00:48:40,614 Oh, they're beautiful. 723 00:48:40,714 --> 00:48:42,915 God, you are so supportive. 724 00:48:43,015 --> 00:48:45,953 Why can't Lance be more like you? 725 00:48:48,055 --> 00:48:50,620 There's something you're not telling me, isn't there? 726 00:48:50,720 --> 00:48:52,058 Something secret. 727 00:48:52,158 --> 00:48:54,860 Something locked away deep inside. 728 00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:57,061 It was summer camp. We had to share a shower. 729 00:48:57,161 --> 00:48:59,196 You trip and fall with your mouth open on one guys... 730 00:48:59,296 --> 00:49:00,865 No! 731 00:49:00,965 --> 00:49:04,371 I mean, in here. 732 00:49:07,241 --> 00:49:10,335 Well, there is... 733 00:49:11,879 --> 00:49:14,643 Lucille's voice: Keep your identity a secret, Rick. 734 00:49:16,918 --> 00:49:19,916 Dude, you're like a real superhero, man! 735 00:49:20,016 --> 00:49:23,320 Once a month you'll bleed from you vagina. 736 00:49:26,394 --> 00:49:28,093 I... 737 00:49:28,193 --> 00:49:30,289 nothing. 738 00:49:31,832 --> 00:49:34,733 Nothing? 739 00:49:37,972 --> 00:49:39,769 Well, I should go. 740 00:49:40,942 --> 00:49:43,410 You're a good friend. 741 00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:46,514 Hey, check this out. 742 00:49:46,614 --> 00:49:49,680 Hey, check this out. 743 00:49:49,780 --> 00:49:51,615 Oh, shit. 744 00:49:53,588 --> 00:49:55,681 - Let's go. - Get her. 745 00:50:37,264 --> 00:50:39,498 Oh God, it hurts. It hurts. 746 00:50:39,598 --> 00:50:42,161 Please stop! I'm begging you! 747 00:50:56,350 --> 00:50:58,978 Wait! 748 00:51:00,655 --> 00:51:03,647 - Where are you? - Behind you. 749 00:51:05,926 --> 00:51:07,923 You saved my life. 750 00:51:08,023 --> 00:51:10,361 Do I get to thank you? 751 00:51:53,374 --> 00:51:55,638 Go. Be a hero. 752 00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:14,689 Yeah. 753 00:52:24,905 --> 00:52:26,869 It looks like you're planning a mass murder. 754 00:52:26,969 --> 00:52:28,775 Would you like help? 755 00:52:28,875 --> 00:52:30,435 Paper clip guy. 756 00:52:46,660 --> 00:52:49,928 I'm so happy that you and your boyfriend 757 00:52:50,028 --> 00:52:51,960 are spending Thanksgiving with us. 758 00:52:52,060 --> 00:52:53,934 Of course, Lucille. 759 00:52:54,034 --> 00:52:55,869 You need support at a time like this. 760 00:52:55,969 --> 00:52:59,435 Yes, I miss seeing my Albert each morning. 761 00:52:59,535 --> 00:53:01,808 You know, 50 years of marriage 762 00:53:01,908 --> 00:53:03,777 creates quite a bond. 763 00:53:03,877 --> 00:53:05,610 I wish I knew love like that. 764 00:53:05,710 --> 00:53:07,378 Oh, you will, dear. 765 00:53:07,478 --> 00:53:10,114 You just have to follow your heart. 766 00:53:10,214 --> 00:53:12,918 That's the thing. I don't know if I can. 767 00:53:13,018 --> 00:53:14,652 Oh, Jill. 768 00:53:14,752 --> 00:53:18,221 If you can't trust yourself who can you trust? 769 00:53:18,321 --> 00:53:19,991 I know. 770 00:53:20,091 --> 00:53:22,024 But what if my heart is telling me to be with someone 771 00:53:22,124 --> 00:53:23,429 I can't be with? 772 00:53:23,529 --> 00:53:25,230 It's not just any guy. It's the... 773 00:53:25,330 --> 00:53:27,566 forget it. You'll think I'm crazy. 774 00:53:27,666 --> 00:53:29,165 No, of course not. 775 00:53:29,265 --> 00:53:31,171 You can tell me anything. 776 00:53:31,271 --> 00:53:33,269 I'm very good at keeping secrets. 777 00:53:33,369 --> 00:53:35,905 You'll think it's ridiculous, but... 778 00:53:36,005 --> 00:53:38,277 it's the Drag... 779 00:53:38,377 --> 00:53:39,869 - I'll get it. - Thank you. 780 00:53:42,116 --> 00:53:45,018 Hey, babe. 781 00:53:45,118 --> 00:53:48,252 Oh, I forgot to tell you I kinda invited my uncle. 782 00:53:48,352 --> 00:53:51,556 - Your uncle? - What? Set another plate. 783 00:53:51,656 --> 00:53:53,493 Well, okay. I guess. 784 00:53:53,593 --> 00:53:56,992 Miss Johnson. Please, excuse my nephew's poor manners. 785 00:53:57,092 --> 00:54:00,062 - Thank you. - Mrs. Adams, I'm Lou Landers. 786 00:54:00,162 --> 00:54:02,131 I hope this isn't too much of an imposition. 787 00:54:02,231 --> 00:54:05,038 Oh, of course not. There's always room for one more. 788 00:54:05,138 --> 00:54:06,371 Thank you. 789 00:54:06,471 --> 00:54:08,505 It's just Thanksgiving is for family. 790 00:54:08,605 --> 00:54:10,477 Lance is the only family I have. 791 00:54:10,577 --> 00:54:12,446 - I never married. - Fruitcake? 792 00:54:12,546 --> 00:54:14,814 Nope, just never met the right woman. 793 00:54:14,914 --> 00:54:18,684 Ah, yes, Lance told me Rick Riker was your neighbor. 794 00:54:18,784 --> 00:54:20,447 Where is Rick? 795 00:54:23,190 --> 00:54:25,722 That's odd. 796 00:54:25,822 --> 00:54:28,858 I thought he was out. I'll go check on him. 797 00:54:28,958 --> 00:54:31,528 Please, you're busy. Allow me. 798 00:54:31,628 --> 00:54:34,124 Thank you. Upstairs, second door to the right. 799 00:54:51,185 --> 00:54:53,016 Rick? 800 00:55:03,831 --> 00:55:05,628 801 00:55:14,575 --> 00:55:15,906 802 00:56:32,653 --> 00:56:35,353 Sorry I'm late. 803 00:56:35,453 --> 00:56:38,224 Oh, Mr. Landers. 804 00:56:38,324 --> 00:56:40,058 Rick. 805 00:56:40,158 --> 00:56:42,029 No, you're just on time. 806 00:56:42,129 --> 00:56:44,261 Everybody, take your seat. 807 00:56:44,361 --> 00:56:45,855 808 00:56:46,899 --> 00:56:48,835 Not till we say grace. 809 00:56:48,935 --> 00:56:50,635 Jesus! 810 00:56:50,735 --> 00:56:52,103 Amen. 811 00:56:53,707 --> 00:56:55,305 Please start, everyone. 812 00:56:55,405 --> 00:56:57,277 This all looks so delicious, Lucille. 813 00:56:57,377 --> 00:57:00,213 We have Rick to thank for it. 814 00:57:00,313 --> 00:57:02,845 Ever since Albert... 815 00:57:02,945 --> 00:57:06,050 Rick has been supporting me with his new job. 816 00:57:06,150 --> 00:57:08,353 New job? You didn't tell me. 817 00:57:08,453 --> 00:57:12,415 Oh well, I'm sort of the Dragonfly's unofficial photographer. 818 00:57:15,729 --> 00:57:17,356 What happened to your arm? 819 00:57:19,099 --> 00:57:20,967 Uh... 820 00:57:21,067 --> 00:57:23,526 a bike messenger knocked me down. 821 00:57:24,772 --> 00:57:26,870 I see your wrist is bandaged. 822 00:57:26,970 --> 00:57:29,876 Yes, I burned it on some hot coffee. 823 00:57:29,976 --> 00:57:31,878 And you have a cut on your lip. 824 00:57:31,978 --> 00:57:33,847 Uh... 825 00:57:33,947 --> 00:57:36,610 my crackpipe broke. 826 00:57:38,085 --> 00:57:40,453 You have a scratch on your neck. 827 00:57:40,553 --> 00:57:42,889 Yes, I... 828 00:57:42,989 --> 00:57:45,724 met a girl on Craigslist. 829 00:57:45,824 --> 00:57:47,824 And you have a bruise on your neck. 830 00:57:47,924 --> 00:57:49,796 I... 831 00:57:49,896 --> 00:57:52,161 met a guy on Craigslist. 832 00:57:54,935 --> 00:57:57,432 I'm sorry, Lance. We have to go. 833 00:57:57,532 --> 00:57:59,968 - Why? - I... 834 00:58:00,068 --> 00:58:02,031 shat my pants. 835 00:58:03,477 --> 00:58:05,342 I'll drive. 836 00:58:19,259 --> 00:58:21,791 - Thanks for helping clean up. - Of course. 837 00:58:21,891 --> 00:58:24,528 Poor thing's so tired. 838 00:58:24,628 --> 00:58:27,231 Yeah, well, you know old folks after a big meal. 839 00:58:27,331 --> 00:58:30,203 So... you know the Dragonfly? 840 00:58:30,303 --> 00:58:32,003 Uh... 841 00:58:32,103 --> 00:58:33,704 yeah, I guess. 842 00:58:33,804 --> 00:58:36,007 You could sorta say we're close. 843 00:58:36,107 --> 00:58:39,412 Has he... has he ever asked about me? 844 00:58:39,512 --> 00:58:41,443 Um, yeah. 845 00:58:41,543 --> 00:58:43,983 - Yeah, once. - What did you tell him? 846 00:58:45,486 --> 00:58:47,319 Well, I said... 847 00:58:47,419 --> 00:58:48,479 I told him... 848 00:58:49,556 --> 00:58:52,391 I told him, "The thing about Jill is... 849 00:58:52,491 --> 00:58:55,917 when you look in her eyes and she looks back in yours... 850 00:59:00,467 --> 00:59:02,132 you know that you'd do anything 851 00:59:02,232 --> 00:59:04,801 anything to be a better person than you are. 852 00:59:04,901 --> 00:59:06,464 So that... 853 00:59:07,875 --> 00:59:10,873 if you were ever lucky enough to be with her, 854 00:59:10,973 --> 00:59:13,970 you could earn every second of her perfect... 855 00:59:20,854 --> 00:59:23,948 grace, and her limitless beauty... 856 00:59:28,996 --> 00:59:30,987 and her unending love. 857 00:59:33,333 --> 00:59:34,796 - Don't cry. - I'm not. 858 00:59:34,896 --> 00:59:36,768 My eyes are burning. 859 00:59:38,639 --> 00:59:40,338 Rick, I want you to know 860 00:59:40,438 --> 00:59:42,370 that was the most beautiful thing 861 00:59:42,470 --> 00:59:44,273 anyone's ever said to me. 862 00:59:49,917 --> 00:59:52,511 - Scented candle? - Thank you. 863 00:59:53,921 --> 00:59:57,379 Rick, I'm so confused, and yet... 864 00:59:58,926 --> 01:00:01,258 I know exactly what I want. 865 01:00:20,547 --> 01:00:23,247 Sorry to drop in uninvited. 866 01:00:23,347 --> 01:00:26,450 It's okay. We were hoping someone would open a window. 867 01:00:26,550 --> 01:00:28,955 It was getting stuffy in here. 868 01:00:29,055 --> 01:00:32,521 So this is the lair of the Dragonfly. 869 01:00:32,621 --> 01:00:35,462 - How did you... - No no no, 870 01:00:35,562 --> 01:00:37,582 I'm not here to fight you. I've got... 871 01:00:37,682 --> 01:00:39,866 thousands of other people I plan to kill. 872 01:00:39,966 --> 01:00:43,134 This little visit is just to show you 873 01:00:43,234 --> 01:00:46,702 who'll get hurt if you get in my way. 874 01:00:46,802 --> 01:00:48,741 Never! 875 01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:03,419 Time to go. 876 01:01:09,029 --> 01:01:11,493 The woman, Lucille Adams of East Empire City, 877 01:01:11,593 --> 01:01:13,933 - was badly injured. - How was she injured? 878 01:01:14,033 --> 01:01:15,801 - Badly. - What about the Dragonfly? 879 01:01:15,901 --> 01:01:17,832 All I can tell you is this: 880 01:01:17,932 --> 01:01:20,138 he didn't save anyone tonight. 881 01:01:20,238 --> 01:01:22,609 Doctor, how is she? 882 01:01:22,709 --> 01:01:25,078 I'm afraid your aunt's taken a turn for the worse. 883 01:01:25,178 --> 01:01:28,211 She can't speak, she can't walk, she had no control over her bowels. 884 01:01:28,311 --> 01:01:29,615 That's... that's awful. 885 01:01:29,715 --> 01:01:32,147 I know. I went ahead and set up a MySpace page for her 886 01:01:32,247 --> 01:01:34,750 under "crazy shit machine." 887 01:01:34,850 --> 01:01:36,419 She already has 40 friends. 888 01:01:36,519 --> 01:01:38,757 Wait a minute. That's somebody else's aunt. 889 01:01:38,857 --> 01:01:41,059 Your aunt has no problem with her bowels... 890 01:01:41,159 --> 01:01:43,029 - Oh, thank God. - ...because she's dead. 891 01:01:43,129 --> 01:01:46,230 I'm truly sorry, Rick, but there is a silver lining. 892 01:01:46,330 --> 01:01:48,601 Your uncle came out of his coma this morning. 893 01:01:48,701 --> 01:01:49,867 He did? 894 01:01:49,967 --> 01:01:52,901 Yes, but you mustn't tell him about your aunt just yet. 895 01:01:53,001 --> 01:01:55,909 He's in a delicate mental state. The slightest bit of bad news 896 01:01:56,009 --> 01:01:58,575 could send him spiraling right back into a coma. 897 01:01:58,675 --> 01:02:00,442 I understand. 898 01:02:02,616 --> 01:02:04,984 Mr. Adams, you have a visitor. 899 01:02:05,084 --> 01:02:08,084 - Is it Lucille? - No, sir, it's not your dead wife. 900 01:02:08,184 --> 01:02:09,921 It's your nephew Rick. 901 01:02:10,021 --> 01:02:12,155 Remember, no bad news. 902 01:02:12,255 --> 01:02:15,060 Now, sir, here you go. This is my bill. 903 01:02:15,160 --> 01:02:18,593 - You did surgery on me? - Yes, sir, we confused you 904 01:02:18,693 --> 01:02:20,499 with one of our sex-change patients, 905 01:02:20,599 --> 01:02:22,834 but don't worry, we didn't remove your penis. 906 01:02:22,934 --> 01:02:24,723 We did cut your testicles off, but, well, 907 01:02:24,823 --> 01:02:25,805 since your wife's dead, 908 01:02:25,905 --> 01:02:27,436 you won't be needing them anyway. 909 01:02:27,536 --> 01:02:29,274 You just want to keep his spirits up. 910 01:02:29,374 --> 01:02:31,470 He'll land on his feet in no time. 911 01:02:33,046 --> 01:02:36,179 We are gathered today to say goodbye 912 01:02:36,279 --> 01:02:39,084 - to Lucille Adams. - Goodbye! 913 01:02:39,184 --> 01:02:41,785 And now the eulogy. 914 01:02:41,885 --> 01:02:42,164 915 01:02:42,264 --> 01:02:44,189 It's tragic to think this is the last time 916 01:02:44,289 --> 01:02:46,693 that I can look upon my wife's face. 917 01:02:46,793 --> 01:02:48,960 God, Lucille! 918 01:02:49,060 --> 01:02:53,298 How could you take her from me? I can't live without her! 919 01:02:53,398 --> 01:02:55,268 920 01:02:55,368 --> 01:02:57,670 Lucille! Snookie lumps! 921 01:02:57,770 --> 01:02:59,673 I'm sorry, there's been a terrible mistake. 922 01:02:59,773 --> 01:03:02,575 This is your wife. 923 01:03:02,675 --> 01:03:04,803 She is this man's wife. 924 01:03:07,147 --> 01:03:10,048 Give me five minutes. 925 01:03:13,920 --> 01:03:15,785 - Uncle Albert! - I'm not finished. 926 01:03:20,527 --> 01:03:22,727 You're one lucky guy. Now... 927 01:03:22,827 --> 01:03:24,259 where's Lucille? 928 01:03:24,359 --> 01:03:27,425 Ah, Lucille! 929 01:03:33,907 --> 01:03:36,842 I do have this coupon for a cremation. 930 01:03:41,281 --> 01:03:42,839 Rick? 931 01:03:44,184 --> 01:03:46,675 I am so sorry for your loss. 932 01:03:48,922 --> 01:03:50,919 What is it? 933 01:03:51,019 --> 01:03:53,089 I know I said some things, 934 01:03:53,189 --> 01:03:55,151 but now more than ever, I realize... 935 01:03:56,563 --> 01:03:58,465 we can never be together. 936 01:03:58,565 --> 01:04:01,262 I don't believe you. 937 01:04:03,036 --> 01:04:06,405 You love me, Rick. I know you do. 938 01:04:06,505 --> 01:04:09,874 Jill, trust me. I'm telling you this for your own good. 939 01:04:13,780 --> 01:04:15,611 I don't love you. 940 01:04:17,651 --> 01:04:19,642 You're no longer in my five. 941 01:04:21,221 --> 01:04:23,189 How could you? 942 01:04:29,262 --> 01:04:30,991 # When I was young # 943 01:04:32,265 --> 01:04:35,666 # I never needed anyone # 944 01:04:38,104 --> 01:04:41,835 # Makin' love was just for fun # 945 01:04:43,510 --> 01:04:46,308 # Those days are gone # 946 01:04:53,386 --> 01:04:59,455 # All by myself # 947 01:04:59,555 --> 01:05:02,125 # Don't wanna be # 948 01:05:02,225 --> 01:05:07,032 # All by myself # 949 01:05:07,132 --> 01:05:08,931 # Anymore # 950 01:05:10,103 --> 01:05:15,405 # All by myself # 951 01:05:16,810 --> 01:05:18,273 # Don't wanna be # 952 01:05:18,373 --> 01:05:23,047 # All by myself. # 953 01:05:23,147 --> 01:05:26,581 # Anymore # 954 01:05:26,681 --> 01:05:32,323 # All by myself # 955 01:05:32,423 --> 01:05:34,490 # Don't want to be # 956 01:05:34,590 --> 01:05:38,993 # All by myself # 957 01:05:39,093 --> 01:05:42,333 # Anymore # 958 01:05:42,433 --> 01:05:46,862 # All by myself. # 959 01:05:52,579 --> 01:05:54,379 You can't keep getting lucky, man. 960 01:05:54,479 --> 01:05:56,647 You only beat me by two strokes this time. 961 01:05:56,747 --> 01:05:59,084 And the back nine is what killed. 962 01:05:59,184 --> 01:06:00,918 Oh my God! 963 01:06:01,018 --> 01:06:03,754 - Look at this place. - Yo, what are you doing, man? 964 01:06:03,854 --> 01:06:05,955 You gotta pull yourself together, dude. 965 01:06:06,055 --> 01:06:09,393 What's the point? 966 01:06:13,600 --> 01:06:15,597 Look at you... eating junk food, 967 01:06:15,697 --> 01:06:19,235 wearing fake beards, 968 01:06:19,335 --> 01:06:22,405 and we found your costume in the garbage outside. 969 01:06:22,505 --> 01:06:24,939 Yeah, well, I'm not the Dragonfly anymore. 970 01:06:25,039 --> 01:06:27,813 But you said the Hourglass was going to kill thousands of people. 971 01:06:27,913 --> 01:06:31,048 I told you I'm no hero. All right? Aunt Lucille's dead, 972 01:06:31,148 --> 01:06:32,917 I've rejected the only girl I've ever loved 973 01:06:33,017 --> 01:06:35,284 and I can't even fly. 974 01:06:36,756 --> 01:06:40,058 I wish I'd never been bitten by that stupid dragonfly. 975 01:06:40,158 --> 01:06:43,293 And maybe your father shouldn't have given you this after all. 976 01:06:43,393 --> 01:06:46,963 Look at the words your ancestors inscribed in that ring. 977 01:06:47,063 --> 01:06:50,200 "Honor, valor, sacrifice, 978 01:06:50,300 --> 01:06:52,638 duty, commitment, bravery, justice, 979 01:06:52,738 --> 01:06:54,472 integrity, brotherhood, 980 01:06:54,572 --> 01:06:57,640 self-esteem, low prices, affordable housing, 981 01:06:57,740 --> 01:07:00,373 loose-fitting pants, cheap internet porn." 982 01:07:01,381 --> 01:07:03,344 The rest is in Latin. 983 01:07:03,444 --> 01:07:05,650 Rick, the hero's path is dangerous. 984 01:07:05,750 --> 01:07:09,386 You may fail or you may fly. All that matters 985 01:07:09,486 --> 01:07:12,589 is that you do it for the best of reasons. 986 01:07:12,689 --> 01:07:14,622 Helping others, Rick, 987 01:07:14,722 --> 01:07:17,060 that's what makes you a real hero. 988 01:07:18,732 --> 01:07:20,532 Maybe you're right, 989 01:07:20,632 --> 01:07:23,002 but even if I wanted to stop the Hourglass, 990 01:07:23,102 --> 01:07:24,903 I wouldn't know where to start. 991 01:07:25,003 --> 01:07:27,705 I mean, where's he gonna find thousands of people in one place? 992 01:07:27,805 --> 01:07:30,238 Look. 993 01:07:30,338 --> 01:07:33,111 Reporting here live from the Empire City convention center 994 01:07:33,211 --> 01:07:35,581 where thousands of people are in one place, 995 01:07:35,681 --> 01:07:37,713 but none of them more important 996 01:07:37,813 --> 01:07:40,152 than the attendees of the World Humanity Awards. 997 01:07:40,252 --> 01:07:42,654 I'll drive. 998 01:07:45,125 --> 01:07:47,749 Well, that shortcut through the playground... 999 01:07:47,849 --> 01:07:49,225 sure saved us some time. 1000 01:07:49,325 --> 01:07:51,427 You go ahead, 1001 01:07:51,527 --> 01:07:53,762 I'll find a place to park. 1002 01:07:55,802 --> 01:07:58,103 Mister, please stop! 1003 01:07:58,203 --> 01:08:00,607 Each year the World Humanity Awards 1004 01:08:00,707 --> 01:08:02,907 are held to honor the greatest achievements 1005 01:08:03,007 --> 01:08:05,209 on behalf of all humanity. 1006 01:08:05,309 --> 01:08:07,275 This gala event is expected to draw 1007 01:08:07,375 --> 01:08:10,013 the world's most prestigious leaders to Empire City. 1008 01:08:10,113 --> 01:08:12,283 - Excuse us, excuse us! - "Empire City Times." 1009 01:08:12,383 --> 01:08:15,553 Damn! Look, there go Prince Charles. 1010 01:08:15,653 --> 01:08:17,619 And Nelson Mandela. Nelson! 1011 01:08:17,719 --> 01:08:19,522 Hey, I was in jail too, man. 1012 01:08:21,394 --> 01:08:23,891 One of the guests here is the Hourglass. 1013 01:08:23,991 --> 01:08:25,828 But which one? 1014 01:08:27,467 --> 01:08:29,700 Thank you so much for inviting us, Mr. Landers. 1015 01:08:29,800 --> 01:08:31,935 Well, when you're being honored by the world, 1016 01:08:32,035 --> 01:08:33,563 you want your family with you. 1017 01:08:35,241 --> 01:08:38,677 Perhaps one day, you could be part of our family too. 1018 01:08:40,013 --> 01:08:42,713 Ladies and gentlemen, our first award 1019 01:08:42,813 --> 01:08:45,516 is for the medical breakthrough of the year. 1020 01:08:45,616 --> 01:08:47,751 For his company's pioneering work 1021 01:08:47,851 --> 01:08:50,256 in the field of feminine hygiene 1022 01:08:50,356 --> 01:08:53,190 I award Lou Landers douchebag of the year. 1023 01:08:54,894 --> 01:08:57,426 # Douchebag # 1024 01:08:57,526 --> 01:09:00,433 # He's the douchebag of the year # 1025 01:09:00,533 --> 01:09:03,032 # Now ain't he great, folks? # 1026 01:09:03,132 --> 01:09:06,231 # Ain't he grand? The douchebag of the year. # 1027 01:09:11,878 --> 01:09:14,842 # Douchebag # 1028 01:09:14,942 --> 01:09:18,317 # He's Mr. Douchebag of the year # 1029 01:09:18,417 --> 01:09:20,949 # Look at him smile, look at him shine # 1030 01:09:21,049 --> 01:09:24,620 # He's the douchebag of, the douchebag of the year. # 1031 01:09:24,720 --> 01:09:28,252 Hold up the douchebag! Hold up the douchebag, sir. 1032 01:09:30,864 --> 01:09:33,097 Stop right there, Landers. 1033 01:09:33,197 --> 01:09:35,568 Mr. Riker. So... 1034 01:09:35,668 --> 01:09:37,070 you know. 1035 01:09:37,170 --> 01:09:39,298 You're damn right I do. 1036 01:09:40,707 --> 01:09:42,974 Someone in this auditorium is the Hourglass. 1037 01:09:43,074 --> 01:09:46,074 I need your help to figure out who it is. 1038 01:09:46,174 --> 01:09:48,244 Now the Hourglass could be anyone... 1039 01:09:48,344 --> 01:09:50,311 a guest of honor... 1040 01:09:50,411 --> 01:09:52,283 maybe even a stagehand. 1041 01:09:57,724 --> 01:10:00,789 This may be nothing, but I did see a man 1042 01:10:00,889 --> 01:10:03,493 with what looked like a canister of 1043 01:10:03,593 --> 01:10:04,863 cerillium. 1044 01:10:04,963 --> 01:10:06,495 Who? 1045 01:10:06,595 --> 01:10:07,901 This year's lifetime achievement award... 1046 01:10:08,001 --> 01:10:09,001 Him. 1047 01:10:09,101 --> 01:10:11,768 ...goes to one of the world's greatest souls, 1048 01:10:11,868 --> 01:10:14,636 His Holiness, the Dalai Lama. 1049 01:10:21,281 --> 01:10:24,116 This man isn't who you think he is, he's the Hourglass. 1050 01:10:24,216 --> 01:10:26,282 No no, I'm a man of peace. 1051 01:10:26,382 --> 01:10:29,120 Shut up! You're plotting to kill all these people 1052 01:10:29,220 --> 01:10:30,989 and I can prove it. Show the world 1053 01:10:31,089 --> 01:10:33,787 the armor you're hiding under these robes. 1054 01:10:34,961 --> 01:10:36,457 You can't fool me, Hourglass. 1055 01:10:36,557 --> 01:10:39,128 You're packing 10 Ibs of Cerillium under there. 1056 01:10:39,228 --> 01:10:40,257 What? 1057 01:10:43,937 --> 01:10:45,666 Take him down. 1058 01:10:49,943 --> 01:10:52,036 Tutu. 1059 01:10:56,683 --> 01:10:58,050 Peace! 1060 01:10:58,150 --> 01:10:59,482 Pea... 1061 01:11:09,329 --> 01:11:11,627 Shit shit shit shit shit. 1062 01:11:15,835 --> 01:11:18,170 You! 1063 01:11:18,270 --> 01:11:19,967 You're the Hourglass. 1064 01:11:22,242 --> 01:11:24,644 It's a pity you saw that, my dear. 1065 01:11:24,744 --> 01:11:29,512 Perhaps this will help you forget. 1066 01:11:35,421 --> 01:11:37,116 What are you doing? 1067 01:11:39,359 --> 01:11:41,520 Take me. 1068 01:11:59,712 --> 01:12:01,509 Hourglass! 1069 01:12:08,721 --> 01:12:11,523 - Hero con? - It's a convention for people 1070 01:12:11,623 --> 01:12:14,392 who like to dress up as their favorite heroes and villains. 1071 01:12:14,492 --> 01:12:17,088 - By the way, your costume sucks. - Out of my way! 1072 01:12:18,932 --> 01:12:21,400 Excuse me, there is a line. 1073 01:12:22,835 --> 01:12:25,001 No, you're killing him all wrong. 1074 01:12:25,101 --> 01:12:28,007 It's like this. 1075 01:12:28,107 --> 01:12:30,941 Better. 1076 01:12:32,545 --> 01:12:33,637 Oh, shit. 1077 01:12:49,429 --> 01:12:51,893 Hourglass, you'll never get away with this! 1078 01:12:51,993 --> 01:12:55,401 Forget it, Dragonfly. You're too late. 1079 01:12:57,337 --> 01:12:59,305 Run! 1080 01:13:02,608 --> 01:13:03,939 Yeah. 1081 01:13:14,787 --> 01:13:16,914 Goodbye... 1082 01:13:18,391 --> 01:13:19,415 little fly. 1083 01:13:21,995 --> 01:13:23,963 Dragonfly! 1084 01:13:24,998 --> 01:13:27,466 No! 1085 01:13:46,252 --> 01:13:48,447 My eye! 1086 01:13:50,023 --> 01:13:53,618 So, are you gonna keep the body, or... 1087 01:14:01,834 --> 01:14:03,201 Eh. 1088 01:14:03,301 --> 01:14:07,603 Dragonfly, you must stop the Hourglass. 1089 01:14:09,375 --> 01:14:11,310 I can't. 1090 01:14:11,410 --> 01:14:13,312 I can't fly. 1091 01:14:13,412 --> 01:14:16,045 If there is one lesson my life can teach, 1092 01:14:16,145 --> 01:14:19,580 it is that the spirit is stronger than the body. 1093 01:14:19,680 --> 01:14:21,852 The hero comes from within. 1094 01:14:21,952 --> 01:14:23,986 Those are Celine Dion lyrics. 1095 01:14:24,086 --> 01:14:27,083 Whatever. It's still true. 1096 01:14:28,327 --> 01:14:29,658 You're right. 1097 01:14:36,836 --> 01:14:38,827 It's working. 1098 01:14:40,473 --> 01:14:42,373 Sorry. 1099 01:14:43,376 --> 01:14:44,839 Watch, Dragonfly, 1100 01:14:44,939 --> 01:14:47,141 as your city dies. 1101 01:14:58,991 --> 01:15:01,157 Where... am I? 1102 01:15:01,257 --> 01:15:03,427 You're with me, 1103 01:15:03,527 --> 01:15:05,930 your lover. 1104 01:15:11,537 --> 01:15:12,970 Dragonfly! 1105 01:15:15,108 --> 01:15:16,598 No. 1106 01:15:18,778 --> 01:15:22,475 - No. - Only now do you understand. 1107 01:15:23,749 --> 01:15:26,616 Oh, come... 1108 01:15:27,920 --> 01:15:29,353 Aha! 1109 01:15:30,690 --> 01:15:32,590 I need you to jerk this off. 1110 01:15:34,760 --> 01:15:36,161 Yeah. 1111 01:15:36,261 --> 01:15:37,696 There's not enough time. 1112 01:15:40,433 --> 01:15:42,128 Oh fuck. 1113 01:15:49,175 --> 01:15:52,274 - It's over. - Dragonfly! 1114 01:15:52,374 --> 01:15:54,336 Jill! 1115 01:15:56,682 --> 01:15:58,547 Gotcha. 1116 01:16:00,286 --> 01:16:00,564 Rick? 1117 01:16:00,664 --> 01:16:02,486 You didn't think I'd let anything happen 1118 01:16:02,586 --> 01:16:04,423 to the girl I love, did you? 1119 01:16:04,523 --> 01:16:06,155 Well, we're still falling. 1120 01:16:06,255 --> 01:16:09,392 Damn it! If only I could fly. 1121 01:16:09,492 --> 01:16:11,459 Maybe I wasn't cut out to be a hero. 1122 01:16:11,559 --> 01:16:14,495 You know, maybe I was meant to have a normal job... an accountant, 1123 01:16:14,595 --> 01:16:15,833 a gym teacher. 1124 01:16:15,933 --> 01:16:18,804 - This is a really tall building. - Rick! 1125 01:16:18,904 --> 01:16:20,806 I don't care what happens anymore. 1126 01:16:20,906 --> 01:16:22,741 If I die, I die happily in your arms. 1127 01:16:22,841 --> 01:16:26,073 You're my hero, Rick Riker, and I love you. 1128 01:16:31,551 --> 01:16:34,420 Yes! Oh, thank God! 1129 01:16:34,520 --> 01:16:36,355 We only have 50 stories left. 1130 01:16:36,455 --> 01:16:38,219 Hang on. 1131 01:16:48,901 --> 01:16:51,500 Thank you, Dragonfly. 1132 01:16:51,600 --> 01:16:54,338 Because of you, our city is safe at last. 1133 01:16:54,438 --> 01:16:57,608 - You said it, Dr. Hawking. - Shit! 1134 01:16:57,708 --> 01:16:59,809 It's a happy ending for us all. 1135 01:16:59,909 --> 01:17:02,541 Let's go get some dinner. I'm buying. 1136 01:17:03,916 --> 01:17:06,183 Who am I? I'm Rick Riker. 1137 01:17:06,283 --> 01:17:07,444 I'm the Dragonfly. 1138 01:17:07,544 --> 01:17:10,319 And as long as there's crime and injustice 1139 01:17:10,419 --> 01:17:13,358 I will forever be a superhero... 1140 01:17:18,464 --> 01:17:20,529 I am the Hourglass! 1141 01:17:20,629 --> 01:17:24,532 # Darkness has found you, evil surrounds you # 1142 01:17:24,632 --> 01:17:28,873 # No one to save you, we're almost out of time # 1143 01:17:28,973 --> 01:17:31,933 # What do you do when nothing can be done? # 1144 01:17:33,446 --> 01:17:36,438 # Where do you go with nowhere left to run? # 1145 01:17:37,950 --> 01:17:41,949 # Where is the one who stands up and tells you # 1146 01:17:42,049 --> 01:17:46,324 # I'm here to save you? We're almost out of time # 1147 01:17:46,424 --> 01:17:49,452 # Nobody knows just who he's trying to be # 1148 01:17:50,963 --> 01:17:53,796 # Behind this mask, his wings and suit of green # 1149 01:17:55,167 --> 01:17:58,700 # Just in time to reach up for the sky # 1150 01:17:58,800 --> 01:18:03,940 # And fly away # 1151 01:18:04,040 --> 01:18:07,309 # Don't worry you're safe # 1152 01:18:08,814 --> 01:18:12,549 # In my arms, 'cause it takes your love # 1153 01:18:12,649 --> 01:18:15,917 # To lift me up, it's safe to say # 1154 01:18:17,256 --> 01:18:20,058 # Jill and I were always meant to be # 1155 01:18:20,158 --> 01:18:25,295 # So I will show you why I'm here to stay # 1156 01:18:25,395 --> 01:18:27,963 # Don't they know that I'll protect you? # 1157 01:18:28,063 --> 01:18:30,234 # Don't they know they'll have to get through # 1158 01:18:30,334 --> 01:18:32,868 # Me # 1159 01:18:32,968 --> 01:18:36,305 # Don't worry yourself... # 1160 01:18:42,782 --> 01:18:44,880 Hourglass: Your time is up! 1161 01:18:44,980 --> 01:18:47,482 # Watch out behind you # 1162 01:18:47,582 --> 01:18:49,685 # This is designed to # 1163 01:18:49,785 --> 01:18:51,921 # Quickly remind you # 1164 01:18:52,021 --> 01:18:53,988 # We're almost out of time # 1165 01:18:54,088 --> 01:18:57,029 # Somebody tell me what he's trying to be # 1166 01:18:58,564 --> 01:19:02,231 # Behind his mask, his wings, his suit of green # 1167 01:19:02,331 --> 01:19:06,233 # Just in time to reach up for the sky # 1168 01:19:06,333 --> 01:19:11,174 # And fly away # 1169 01:19:12,311 --> 01:19:14,871 # Don't worry you're safe # 1170 01:19:16,449 --> 01:19:20,116 # In my arms, 'cause it takes your love # 1171 01:19:20,216 --> 01:19:23,887 # To lift me up, it's safe to say # 1172 01:19:23,987 --> 01:19:27,691 # Jill and I were always meant to be # 1173 01:19:27,791 --> 01:19:32,693 # So I will show you why I'm here to stay # 1174 01:19:32,793 --> 01:19:35,330 # Don't you worry, I'm the one # 1175 01:19:35,430 --> 01:19:37,836 # Who let's them know that I'll protect you # 1176 01:19:37,936 --> 01:19:41,669 # Don't they know they'll have to get through me? # 1177 01:19:42,842 --> 01:19:45,470 # Don't worry you're safe... # 1178 01:19:46,679 --> 01:19:49,880 # In my arms so green # 1179 01:19:49,980 --> 01:19:54,618 # It's easy. # 1180 01:19:54,718 --> 01:19:57,884 #I need a hero # 1181 01:20:01,060 --> 01:20:03,688 #I need a hero # 1182 01:20:06,766 --> 01:20:09,466 # I'm calling out, I want you here # 1183 01:20:09,566 --> 01:20:12,100 # This is my 011 # 1184 01:20:12,200 --> 01:20:15,540 # I'm sinking down into the fear # 1185 01:20:15,640 --> 01:20:17,639 # That I just can't outrun # 1186 01:20:17,739 --> 01:20:20,843 # To save myself all I can see # 1187 01:20:20,943 --> 01:20:23,579 # Is that I've got no choice # 1188 01:20:23,679 --> 01:20:26,552 # I cry for help and pray you'll be # 1189 01:20:26,652 --> 01:20:29,285 # The one who hears my voice # 1190 01:20:29,385 --> 01:20:31,121 # I need a hero # 1191 01:20:31,221 --> 01:20:34,891 # Someone to rescue me when I'm in a mess # 1192 01:20:34,991 --> 01:20:39,629 # Whenever I'm falling, someone to be my safety net # 1193 01:20:39,729 --> 01:20:42,933 # I need a hero watching over me # 1194 01:20:43,033 --> 01:20:45,837 # I need a hero in my time of need # 1195 01:20:45,937 --> 01:20:48,239 # To fix it when it's going wrong # 1196 01:20:48,339 --> 01:20:51,873 # To be big and strong, you know that I need a hero # 1197 01:20:51,973 --> 01:20:55,077 # Waited my whole life # 1198 01:20:55,177 --> 01:20:58,314 # For someone like you # 1199 01:20:58,414 --> 01:21:00,915 # And I think it's time # 1200 01:21:01,015 --> 01:21:03,686 # For my dreams to come true # 1201 01:21:03,786 --> 01:21:07,491 # If only you could hear me # 1202 01:21:07,591 --> 01:21:10,023 # I know you'd be near me # 1203 01:21:10,123 --> 01:21:13,763 # You'll never let me go # 1204 01:21:13,863 --> 01:21:16,859 #Oh, I need a hero # 1205 01:21:20,773 --> 01:21:22,207 # I need a hero # 1206 01:21:22,307 --> 01:21:25,908 # Someone to rescue me when I'm in a mess # 1207 01:21:26,008 --> 01:21:30,849 # Whenever I'm falling, someone to be my safety net # 1208 01:21:30,949 --> 01:21:34,049 # I need a hero watching over me # 1209 01:21:34,149 --> 01:21:37,286 # I need a hero in my time of need # 1210 01:21:37,386 --> 01:21:39,522 # To fix it when it's going wrong # 1211 01:21:39,622 --> 01:21:43,007 # To be big and strong, you know that I need a hero. # 85420