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Oh my gosh,
is this what marriage is?
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Nope, this is just left over
from the picnic yesterday,
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and I didn't wanna waste it so.
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Hmm, you could've lied.
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And what are we doing over here?
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Hmm.
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I'm just editing some
of our engagement photos.
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- Oh!
- You look great.
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I look like I crawled out
from under a bridge.
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Hey, have you given any
more thought to uh,
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when you wanna start
telling people?
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I'm kinda scared to do it today,
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I don't think your mom would
want anything upstaging
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opening night of the show.
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Yeah, and I think we need
that added hiccup, so...
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- So, tomorrow then?
- Yeah.
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I mean, I haven't really
given it that much thought.
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- Yeah.
- So...
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one other option.
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What if, after the show tonight,
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we corralled a few people
back to the motel?
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You know, we talk about the
show for five to ten minutes,
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then maybe dim the lights,
pop some bubbly,
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put some music on.
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I could stand up
and give a speech.
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I'd look to you, you don't need
to give a speech,
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but at this point I think
Alexis will be getting misty,
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which will send sort
of this intoxicating
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ripple effect through the room.
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Most people will be sobbing.
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And I'll be holding back tears,
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but the fact that I'm holding
them back, I think,
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will make it all the more
powerful.
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And you can be topping up
drinks.
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Great to know you've barely
given this any thought.
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I am gonna start the day.
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Big show tonight.
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- Good luck, honey!
- It's "break a leg".
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Aah!
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Oh, just checking in
on my little girl,
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and see how she's feeling
about everything.
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Okay, she'd be feeling
a lot better
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if you weren't checking in
every five minutes.
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Anyway, I just stopped by
to uh...
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give you this.
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Thank you. That's very sweet.
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Well, you don't have
to open it now.
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No need to open it now,
you can open it later.
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Even though the intention
was to...
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maybe open it before the show.
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Okay, fine, I will open it now.
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But ever since I told you
I was leaving,
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you've been giving me
little things
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that just make me feel bad
about it.
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- Oh, that's not true, honey.
That's-that not true at all.
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Like this.
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Well, that's a little something
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you can use backstage tonight,
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or maybe put it on your bedside
table when you're away.
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You expect me to bring
this with me?!
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This frame is like, ten pounds!
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"Break all your legs."
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A well-intentioned,
if not slightly misguided
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sentiment from the Elmdale
Arts Council.
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Alexis, when do you
and Theodore depart
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for your equatorial adventure?
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- Ted leaves tonight.
I leave in a week.
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Well, that seems like
poor planning.
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Why aren't you flying
with him tonight?
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- Because I'm in the show.
- Well, Of course you are!
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Oh! Well, I have to tell you,
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I am impressed!
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Alexis, my phone's been ringing
nonstop since 7 a.m.
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you certainly engaged the press.
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Thank you.
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If I'm receiving
this kind of buzz
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from a boutique theatrical run,
imagine the fanfare
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you will drum up when
the "Crows" movie
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gets its premiere date.
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What do you mean,
"that I will drum up?"
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Well, after careful
concertation,
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and two attempts to get
Lizzie Grubman
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to do some pro bono work,
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I have decided...
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Alexis, I would love you
to do all my publicity!
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Oh my God! What?!
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When is this supposed to happen?
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Last I heard, the fall.
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I will be in the Galapagos.
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Well, again, poor planning.
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Well, you just told me
right now!
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Oh, this sounds like
an opportunity, Alexis.
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I mean, are you sure
being away this long
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is such a good idea?
- Yes!
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I'm going to support
my boyfriend,
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and hopefully, eat, pray, love,
a bit for myself.
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Yes. Family! Family.
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We need to stop and embrace
this precious moment.
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And I'm not just saying that
because David's at Patrick's,
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and the energy is unusually
light around here.
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We are all on the precipice
of greatness.
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And we should cherish
these moments,
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before everything changes.
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Hmm. And I'm still cherishing.
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Just...
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oh, I do have to take this.
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It could be the Elm Grove
Sentinel calling about my...
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cover story.
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Moira Rose Enterprises,
how may I direct your call?
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Well, yes, my assistant
is very busy.
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Dad!
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Uh oh.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- Who are those for?
- They're for you.
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I wanted to wish you luck
for your big show.
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You've been stepping very far
outside of your comfort zone,
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and I think that takes
a lot of courage.
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I don't think
I've ever heard you use
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the word "courage" before.
- Hmm.
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Outside of criticizing
someone's style choices.
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What's going on?
- Nothing.
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You're only this happy
when you have gossip,
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or there's something
in the news about Oprah.
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There's something
in the news about Oprah.
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She got new espadrilles.
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Oh my God, David.
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You have a show to focus on,
we'll celebrate tonight.
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Celebrate what?
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You! The show.
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So, I guess I'll just
see you tonight, then.
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Bye.
- Fine.
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Patrick proposed,
and I said yes.
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Oh my God! Oh my God, David!
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- I know.
- Oh my God!
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I'm so happy for you!
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Oh! Oh my God!
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When did this happen?
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Last night.
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Oh my God!
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Ohhh!
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Are you okay?
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Oh! Yes.
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I'm happy!
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You just caught me off guard.
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See, this is why
I wanted to wait.
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No, I'm glad you told me!
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It's just nerves.
About the show.
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Okay.
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Which I should get back
to doing.
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Because there's this scene
that I just can't get.
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Well, you are the only
person I've told,
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so if we could just keep
this between us
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until after the show,
that would be great.
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Got it.
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Congratulations, David.
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Thank you.
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Yeah, uh, dark hair.
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Answers to the name "Stevie".
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Um, kind of looks
like a vampire.
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A little skittish
when approached.
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Um, you know, I don't want
to tell you how to do your job,
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but if you have a taser,
you may want to use it.
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Okay, yeah, thanks, bye.
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I should've known the risk.
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The toll that stage fright
can take on someone
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who's not used to the hot sting
of the spotlight.
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I was a fool not to let
Gwen understudy.
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What is going on in here?
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Stevie's gone missing,
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and I don't wanna be
an optimist here,
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but it's not looking good.
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What? What do you mean,
Stevie's gone missing?
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I can't find her anywhere!
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I've called her all day,
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and Bob saw her crying
at the gas station.
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The last thing she said
to your father was,
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- What?!
- She had to do something.
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Well, I saw her this morning.
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Huh, well you may have
been the last person
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to see her, Dave.
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I don't know how you're gonna
feel about this,
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but I'm gonna need some
hair samples.
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What happened, David?
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Did you say anything that might
have triggered her?
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You have that effect on people.
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Uh, she said she was
nervous about the show.
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With but a handful
of hours before curtain?
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Any morsel of intel is crucial!
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Fine! Patrick proposed to me
yesterday,
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and I may have told her
about it.
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- Oh, David!
- Wow, a wedding.
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Congratulations, Dave.
- I don't know what to say.
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I know, it was very
overwhelming for me, as well.
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Why could you not have waited
until after the show
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to tell people you're engaged?!
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You're engaged?!
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This is not how the
announcement was supposed go!
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Okay, but I'm gonna be away!
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Who's gonna plan the wedding?
- Well, I could ask Jocelyn.
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She planned her
brother-in-law's funeral
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for under a hundred bucks.
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Okay, this is like, the last
thing I needed to hear today!
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When did this become about you?
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- Exactly!
If we don't find Stevie,
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a lot of people are going
to be very disappointed!
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I just announced
I'm getting married!
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David, you and your wonderful
Patrick
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have years to celebrate!
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What a unanimously disastrous
day this is turning out to be!
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Ugh!
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What the fuck?!
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Okay, so I told Stevie
and next thing you know,
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she is nowhere to be found.
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I just wish this whole
engagement announcement
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hadn't gotten so out of control.
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I mean, people are coming
up to me
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that I haven't even
spoken to yet.
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Gentlemen, major show
drama aside,
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I just wanted to say
congratulations
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to the future Mister and Mister.
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Or is it "Misters?"
- See?
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Now Jocelyn,
how did you find out?
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Oh, from Moira.
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Maybe Alexis. Possibly Gwen.
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Thanks Jocelyn, but I'm actually
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a little more concerned
about the show at the moment.
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Don't worry,
Moira says she has a plan.
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Oh, does she?
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Oh God, David! No, no, no,
no, David, I'm sorry.
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No, just performers backstage
from here on.
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Mrs. Rose, are you-are you
a performer at this point?
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Unfortunately, I have no choice.
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So I'm gonna shimmy off
the rust,
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and pray there's still
dazzle within.
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Sorry, sorry. Oh.
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- Stevie, what the fuck?!
- Mrs. Rose?
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Stevie, thank God you're here!
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Okay everybody, vocal warm up
in the Green Room!
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- Bye.
- Bye. Good luck.
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- Mrs. Rose, I'm sorry.
I had an errand to run,
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and I got stuck in traffic
on the way back.
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Yeah, I've been calling you
all day.
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I know, you told me
to block everyone out today,
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so I left my phone at home,
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which I realize
was a really big mistake.
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Oh, were you planning
on taking my place?
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Oh! Just dressed in theme
to support, that's all.
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I think I'll um...
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I'm going to go see
if Jocelyn uh...
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got the humidifier, excuse me.
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I just have to check on her.
I just... Jocelyn?
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Okay, I'm sorry!
253
00:10:49,684 --> 00:10:52,077
I should never have told you
before the show.
254
00:10:52,121 --> 00:10:53,427
Here.
255
00:10:54,819 --> 00:10:56,125
What is this?
256
00:10:56,168 --> 00:10:57,842
Patrick asked for my blessing
a few weeks ago,
257
00:10:57,866 --> 00:10:59,302
so I had them made.
258
00:10:59,346 --> 00:11:01,348
It would've been nice
if he told me
259
00:11:01,391 --> 00:11:03,524
when it was happening,
260
00:11:03,567 --> 00:11:05,003
I literally could've picked
these up
261
00:11:05,047 --> 00:11:08,268
any other day this week,
but I will yell at him later.
262
00:11:10,531 --> 00:11:13,055
I assume you two will be moving
in together,
263
00:11:13,098 --> 00:11:15,797
and I won't be there to give
you towels when you need them,
264
00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:17,929
so...
- Thank you.
265
00:11:17,973 --> 00:11:20,105
I appreciate the monogramming,
266
00:11:20,149 --> 00:11:22,151
and the choice of thread colour.
267
00:11:23,413 --> 00:11:25,589
I thought you were upset.
268
00:11:25,633 --> 00:11:28,592
I was more upset that I had
to drive to Elmdale today.
269
00:11:30,567 --> 00:11:32,569
I also appreciate this
burlesque-y get up.
270
00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:35,879
Excuse me. You're an almost
married man, now.
271
00:11:36,365 --> 00:11:39,299
Stevie. I'd ask if you could
hold us up more,
272
00:11:39,342 --> 00:11:41,301
but I'm not a big fan
of rhetorical questions.
273
00:11:41,344 --> 00:11:43,346
- Gotta go.
- Good luck!
274
00:11:44,687 --> 00:11:46,341
Ahhhhh!
275
00:11:51,702 --> 00:11:53,791
Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi.
276
00:11:53,835 --> 00:11:56,054
Hey David, congrats on the news!
277
00:11:56,098 --> 00:11:57,795
Really happy for you guys.
278
00:11:57,839 --> 00:11:59,338
Okay, you know what,
the funny thing was,
279
00:11:59,362 --> 00:12:01,495
originally I was going to be
the one that told people.
280
00:12:01,538 --> 00:12:02,931
Told people what?
281
00:12:02,974 --> 00:12:05,020
Oh, does your Dad not know?
282
00:12:05,063 --> 00:12:07,805
If we're talking about
Dave's big engagement news,
283
00:12:07,849 --> 00:12:10,199
uh, we haven't decided
on a best man yet,
284
00:12:10,242 --> 00:12:12,046
but we think it's probably
gonna be a black tie affair.
285
00:12:12,070 --> 00:12:13,985
You're engaged?
286
00:12:14,029 --> 00:12:16,031
Yeah. Sure.
287
00:12:16,074 --> 00:12:18,816
Oh, David, that's so exciting!
288
00:12:18,860 --> 00:12:21,645
Oh son, you deserve all
the happiness...
289
00:12:21,689 --> 00:12:23,386
we'll pick this up later.
290
00:12:23,430 --> 00:12:25,233
Sorry. Alexis made it seem
like everyone knew.
291
00:12:25,257 --> 00:12:27,912
Oh, they do now, yeah.
292
00:12:29,697 --> 00:12:31,220
Have fun, my darling.
293
00:12:31,263 --> 00:12:33,701
Have fun! You've gestated
long enough beneath my wing.
294
00:12:33,744 --> 00:12:35,659
Now it's time to fly!
295
00:12:35,703 --> 00:12:37,400
- Okay...
- Fly.
296
00:12:37,444 --> 00:12:39,402
Ohhh!
- Oh!
297
00:12:41,535 --> 00:12:44,146
Meine damen und herren,
Mesdames et Messieurs,
298
00:12:44,189 --> 00:12:46,888
Ladies and Gentlemen!
299
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I am your host.
300
00:12:51,109 --> 00:12:54,939
♪ Willkommen, bienvenue,
welcome! ♪
301
00:12:56,245 --> 00:12:58,595
♪ Fremde, etranger, stranger
302
00:13:00,031 --> 00:13:01,685
Hello, stranger!
303
00:13:01,729 --> 00:13:03,687
♪ Glucklich zu sehen
304
00:13:03,731 --> 00:13:05,123
♪ Je suis enchante
305
00:13:05,167 --> 00:13:06,603
En chante madame!
306
00:13:06,647 --> 00:13:08,997
♪ Happy to see you
307
00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:10,825
♪ Bleibe, reste, stay
308
00:13:10,868 --> 00:13:12,914
♪ Und sagen
309
00:13:12,957 --> 00:13:16,657
♪ Willkommen, bienvenue,
welcome ♪
310
00:13:16,700 --> 00:13:17,962
Rah!
311
00:13:18,006 --> 00:13:21,662
♪ Fremde, etranger, stranger
312
00:13:21,705 --> 00:13:22,967
Ooh!
313
00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:25,187
♪ Glucklich zu sehen
314
00:13:25,230 --> 00:13:27,102
♪ Je suis enchante
315
00:13:28,059 --> 00:13:30,671
♪ Happy to see you
316
00:13:30,714 --> 00:13:32,977
♪ Bleibe, reste, stay
317
00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:36,416
♪ Wir sagen
318
00:13:36,459 --> 00:13:39,070
♪ Willkommen, bienvenue,
welcome ♪
319
00:13:43,510 --> 00:13:46,251
♪ Im Cabaret
320
00:13:47,644 --> 00:13:49,864
♪ Au Cabaret
321
00:13:49,907 --> 00:13:51,082
♪ To Cabaret
322
00:14:11,041 --> 00:14:12,826
You wear her well.
323
00:14:13,819 --> 00:14:16,604
- Sorry?
- Magdalena.
324
00:14:16,647 --> 00:14:18,451
The only other time
I've leased one of my girls
325
00:14:18,632 --> 00:14:20,851
is the Halloween when
David was desperate
326
00:14:20,895 --> 00:14:23,419
to be Alanis Morissette.
327
00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:25,856
Well, glad you think
I'm pulling it off.
328
00:14:25,900 --> 00:14:28,293
Stevie, I'm so proud of you.
329
00:14:28,337 --> 00:14:30,470
You're really powering
through tonight.
330
00:14:30,513 --> 00:14:32,297
Of course I never doubted you.
331
00:14:32,341 --> 00:14:35,779
Thank you, but I still
have an act and a half
332
00:14:35,823 --> 00:14:37,346
to prove you wrong.
333
00:14:38,347 --> 00:14:39,261
Now I suppose David's
announcement
334
00:14:39,304 --> 00:14:40,958
left you a little shaken.
335
00:14:41,002 --> 00:14:43,091
That's really not it,
Mrs. Rose.
336
00:14:43,134 --> 00:14:44,788
It's just...
337
00:14:47,870 --> 00:14:51,700
I wish I wasn't watching it all
happen from behind the desk.
338
00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:52,987
You know?
339
00:14:54,537 --> 00:14:57,366
It feels like everyone's
growing up all around me.
340
00:15:01,544 --> 00:15:03,894
You know, before
the "Crows" movie happened,
341
00:15:03,938 --> 00:15:07,550
I too thought there was
no escape from this dark,
342
00:15:07,594 --> 00:15:10,597
troublesome existence that
was my life in this town.
343
00:15:11,772 --> 00:15:15,427
I was as hopelessly crestfallen
as you are right now.
344
00:15:15,471 --> 00:15:18,256
Uh, I wouldn't say I'm crest...
345
00:15:18,300 --> 00:15:20,868
Shhh! Use it.
346
00:15:20,911 --> 00:15:22,086
I'm sorry?
347
00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:24,567
Oh, I could so effortlessly
conjure up
348
00:15:24,611 --> 00:15:28,179
the perfect words to bedazzle
your spirits.
349
00:15:28,223 --> 00:15:30,530
That's one of my gifts. But no.
350
00:15:30,573 --> 00:15:34,272
No, you need to be exactly
where you are.
351
00:15:34,316 --> 00:15:38,059
Okay, are you talking
about me, or Sally?
352
00:15:38,102 --> 00:15:40,104
Why, Sally, of course.
353
00:15:40,443 --> 00:15:42,585
You I'm not worried about.
354
00:15:42,629 --> 00:15:46,023
What the hell is your secret,
Stevie?
355
00:15:46,536 --> 00:15:49,244
You just stand your solid
ground,
356
00:15:49,287 --> 00:15:52,116
refusing to be anything but you.
357
00:15:53,422 --> 00:15:56,599
Hm. Never thought I'd say this
about anyone in this town,
358
00:15:56,643 --> 00:15:57,905
but you...
359
00:15:57,948 --> 00:15:59,602
you're very, very cool.
360
00:15:59,646 --> 00:16:01,604
And whether you set sail,
or stay put,
361
00:16:01,648 --> 00:16:03,737
that's not going to change.
362
00:16:04,651 --> 00:16:07,610
Now, why don't we take
our Sally by the hand,
363
00:16:07,654 --> 00:16:09,830
and we go out there,
and show those people
364
00:16:09,873 --> 00:16:11,309
everything she can be.
365
00:16:12,781 --> 00:16:14,739
If she were only more like you.
366
00:16:17,358 --> 00:16:19,142
Oh! Thank you!
367
00:16:47,998 --> 00:16:50,653
♪ Maybe this time
368
00:16:50,697 --> 00:16:52,873
♪ I'll be lucky
369
00:16:54,048 --> 00:16:56,137
♪ Maybe this time
370
00:16:56,180 --> 00:16:57,921
♪ He'll stay
371
00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:02,143
♪ Maybe this time
372
00:17:02,186 --> 00:17:04,145
♪ For the first time
373
00:17:04,188 --> 00:17:07,235
♪ Love
374
00:17:07,278 --> 00:17:09,498
♪ Won't hurry away
375
00:17:11,021 --> 00:17:13,937
♪ He will hold me fast
376
00:17:16,461 --> 00:17:19,639
♪ I'll be home at last
377
00:17:22,293 --> 00:17:26,297
♪ Not a loser anymore
378
00:17:26,341 --> 00:17:28,169
♪ Like the last time
379
00:17:28,212 --> 00:17:31,346
♪ And the time before
380
00:17:33,043 --> 00:17:35,089
♪ Everybody
381
00:17:35,132 --> 00:17:36,656
♪ They love a winner
382
00:17:38,353 --> 00:17:40,572
♪ So nobody loved me
383
00:17:43,184 --> 00:17:45,969
♪ Lady Peaceful
384
00:17:46,013 --> 00:17:48,972
♪ Lady Happy
385
00:17:49,016 --> 00:17:52,236
♪ That's what I long to be
386
00:17:53,498 --> 00:17:56,850
♪ Well, all the odds are
387
00:17:56,893 --> 00:17:59,200
♪ There in my favour
388
00:17:59,243 --> 00:18:02,725
♪ Something's bound to begin
389
00:18:04,509 --> 00:18:06,947
♪ It's gonna happen
390
00:18:06,990 --> 00:18:09,776
♪ Happen sometime
391
00:18:09,819 --> 00:18:12,474
♪ Maybe this time
392
00:18:12,517 --> 00:18:15,303
♪ Maybe this time
393
00:18:15,346 --> 00:18:19,699
♪ I'll win
394
00:18:25,530 --> 00:18:27,141
That's my friend!
395
00:18:37,196 --> 00:18:40,386
Well, you dazzled tonight,
sweetheart.
396
00:18:40,411 --> 00:18:42,547
Thank you.
397
00:18:42,591 --> 00:18:44,071
Oh, sorry, I don't know why
398
00:18:44,114 --> 00:18:45,420
I thought you were
talking to me.
399
00:18:45,463 --> 00:18:48,510
Well, it was a huge hit,
the crowd went wild.
400
00:18:48,553 --> 00:18:50,599
I was shocked!
- Shocked?
401
00:18:50,642 --> 00:18:53,254
Amazed. I was amazed.
402
00:18:53,297 --> 00:18:55,473
Amazed, yes.
403
00:18:57,127 --> 00:18:58,278
You're gonna be late
for the airport.
404
00:18:58,302 --> 00:19:01,044
I can't wait to sip pina
coladas with you.
405
00:19:01,088 --> 00:19:03,307
Again, it's not really
that kind of place,
406
00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:04,656
but yes.
407
00:19:07,903 --> 00:19:10,993
I love you.
- I love you.
408
00:19:11,881 --> 00:19:13,709
Excuse me everybody, um,
409
00:19:14,065 --> 00:19:16,023
it's time for Ted to...
410
00:19:16,581 --> 00:19:18,496
Galapa-go now.
411
00:19:18,540 --> 00:19:21,673
- Ohhh!
- I love you so much!
412
00:19:21,717 --> 00:19:23,980
Okay, great show everyone, bye.
413
00:19:24,024 --> 00:19:25,852
- Bye.
- Bye, Ted.
414
00:19:25,895 --> 00:19:28,289
- Thank you so much.
- Hi everyone, hi!
415
00:19:29,986 --> 00:19:32,554
I just, first and foremost,
wanna say a big congratulations
416
00:19:32,597 --> 00:19:34,512
to Team Cabaret.
417
00:19:36,558 --> 00:19:39,822
The show was awesome,
you guys were so, so good!
418
00:19:39,866 --> 00:19:42,042
Speaking of love...
419
00:19:42,085 --> 00:19:43,695
Somebody got engaged!
420
00:19:43,895 --> 00:19:45,375
Wow.
421
00:19:46,573 --> 00:19:48,836
Speaking of love, um,
422
00:19:48,879 --> 00:19:50,533
I'm so glad that
you're all here,
423
00:19:50,577 --> 00:19:53,449
because Patrick and I have
some very special news.
424
00:19:53,493 --> 00:19:54,755
You're getting married!
425
00:19:54,798 --> 00:19:57,018
Jocelyn, I'm the one
on the chair!
426
00:19:57,061 --> 00:19:59,890
Now, two years ago,
427
00:19:59,934 --> 00:20:01,588
I went to fill out some
paperwork
428
00:20:01,631 --> 00:20:04,547
for a business license,
and little did I know,
429
00:20:04,591 --> 00:20:06,767
that I would end up meeting
the love of my...
430
00:20:06,810 --> 00:20:09,465
God!
431
00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:11,119
Oh, it is me.
432
00:20:11,162 --> 00:20:13,295
Um, I'm sorry, David.
433
00:20:13,338 --> 00:20:15,036
Sorry, it's most likely press.
434
00:20:15,079 --> 00:20:18,256
I-I already know
your engagement news.
435
00:20:19,649 --> 00:20:22,323
So wait a minute,
he's marrying you?
436
00:20:22,348 --> 00:20:24,045
Okay, this shouldn't be so hard!
437
00:20:24,070 --> 00:20:25,787
Oh my God, just spit
it out, David!
438
00:20:25,812 --> 00:20:27,577
Oh my God, fine!
439
00:20:27,595 --> 00:20:31,294
I met someone who changed
my life,
440
00:20:31,505 --> 00:20:34,465
and I don't know where
I'd be without him.
441
00:20:34,664 --> 00:20:37,232
So yes, as we all know now,
442
00:20:37,275 --> 00:20:39,626
Patrick and I are engaged.
443
00:20:39,669 --> 00:20:41,453
Ohhh!
444
00:20:41,497 --> 00:20:42,803
No! Nooooo!
445
00:20:42,846 --> 00:20:44,761
- Oh my God!
- Nooooo!
446
00:20:46,937 --> 00:20:48,765
If it's a bad review, Moira,
447
00:20:48,809 --> 00:20:51,289
I wouldn't trust local critics.
448
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:52,896
No.
449
00:20:53,153 --> 00:20:54,720
No, they uh,
450
00:20:54,745 --> 00:20:57,139
they shelved the "Crows" movie.
451
00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:01,822
So it's-it's over.
452
00:21:01,865 --> 00:21:04,346
It's over.
453
00:21:12,310 --> 00:21:14,922
- Nothing to see here, people.
The party's over.
454
00:21:14,965 --> 00:21:16,769
Okay. Yeah, you can leave
your champagne flutes.
455
00:21:16,793 --> 00:21:19,091
Unless we still wanna do
a toast?
456
00:21:19,169 --> 00:21:20,132
No.
457
00:21:20,157 --> 00:21:21,571
Oh, no? Okay. Everyone leave
the champagne flutes,
458
00:21:21,596 --> 00:21:23,250
thank you.
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