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Stop, oh my God!
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Oh!
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You must be having a lovely
morning.
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Hey now, it's just getting
started.
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Is it just getting started?
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Because it looks like the two
of you have been engaged
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in general merriment
for quite some time now.
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- Did he just say "merriment?"
- I think he did.
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Yes, I said "merriment."
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Because that's what happens
when I spend too much time
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with my mother,
and I blame you two for it.
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So how was uh,
dinner last night?
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Ooh, long. We spent
two and a half hours
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going over a costume lineup
for the show.
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All so that you two of you
could sneak off
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to some secret dance rehearsal
behind her back
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like a pair of dirty
con artists.
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Hey listen, David,
your Mom is a great director.
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She's just not used to working
with amateur dancers.
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Yeah, last week she told me
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to dance like an Indonesian
scarf caught in the wind.
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I don't even know
what that looks like.
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This "Money" number
is so complicated
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that if we don't get
the outside help,
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we will be laughed off stage.
You've seen me dance.
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Yes, you have legs like
tree trunks,
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we knew that going into this.
- Thank you.
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Can we just have one more
private session with Derek,
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and then it's done.
- One more session?!
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I thought last night
was the last session!
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Well, we couldn't nail
the final lift.
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What is this,
"Dirty Dancing?!"
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David, please, just keep her
distracted for one more night.
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No. No! It's too much!
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Okay, then I guess
we can just...
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tell her we're getting
outside help.
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Mm, good luck.
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When she was coaching me for
the "Little Mister" pageant,
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I made the mistake of going
to Mario Lopez for advice,
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he was the hosting at the time.
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Anyway, she found out,
and felt so betrayed,
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she "forgot" to double-knot
my tap shoes,
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and cost me the crown.
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So I will cover for you
for one more night.
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But that is it!
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This better be worth it.
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Excuse me, I have a job to do.
- Oh.
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Mm, Ted, it smells so good
in here!
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What's the occasion?
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Brunch. That we were supposed
to make together.
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Oh, don't worry, babe,
I've already eaten.
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So then I guess
I'll just have your plate
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for dinner, then.
- Mm, yum!
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Hey, so I was thinking
about maybe going into work
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a little bit later today.
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Yay, if that means more
Teddy time for me, then yes.
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No actually, I've been
thinking about maybe
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taking a longer break from work.
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I'm listening.
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What if we got out of town,
just the two of us?
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- Like Thelma and Louise?
- Nope.
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Uh no, I was thinking somewhere
more exotic, like,
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I don't know, somewhere that
would have beaches for you,
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and some interesting wildlife
for me?
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Okay, I've just been to Miami
so many times before,
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and trust me, the "wildlife"
is not as sexy up close.
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No, I'm talking about
farther away.
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Like, I don't know...
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the Galapagos Islands.
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- I love that.
- Really?
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Yes, as a jumping-off point,
yes!
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But if we're thinking islands,
why don't we do something
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less sleepy and scary,
like, The Maldives?
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Definitely something
to consider.
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And I guess while we're
spit-balling here,
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you know, it could be kinda fun
to go somewhere
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that you've never been before.
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Like, I don't know,
the Galapagos Islands.
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Yes, Ted! An island
somewhere for sure.
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We just need to figure out
where.
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But I'm so glad we're on
the same page about this!
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Yeah, yeah.
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And-And what page is that?
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Well, we both agree
that we wanna get away,
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and we both agree that
we're gonna land
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on somewhere so good.
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Mhmm!
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Hey, Johnny. I heard the news.
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Boy, we are really going
to miss Moira tonight
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at the annual Mayor's Roast.
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I was looking forward
to getting scorched.
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Oh yeah, well, she's gonna
miss it, too.
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Yeah, I mean,
when she starts going off,
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oh my God, you better have
the burn unit on speed dial.
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I mean, get the fire
extinguishers ready,
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because she is just slinging
heat!
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Which ultimately becomes fire.
- Yeah, I get it, I get it.
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She can, she can be funny
on occasion.
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Yeah, it's okay though,
I've got uh, Bob's cousin,
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Louis, from Elm County,
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he's gonna come in
and fill in for her, so.
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Yeah well, Louis' the last
guy that should be driving in
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for tonight. Uh no, I-I uh...
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I'm more than capable
of taking Moira's place.
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Johnny, I don't think so.
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Those are pretty high heels
to fill.
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Well, don't you worry
about me, I've uh...
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I've handled myself pretty well
humorously speaking,
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in front of large crowds before.
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Jeez, if you bring up
that Rose Video
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shareholder's meeting again...
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You better be spending this
time toughening your skin,
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Because I've got more
than a few...
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rippers up my sleeve
for tonight.
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Okay um, first off, I have
no idea what "rippers" are.
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Well, maybe you'd know,
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if you graduated elementary
school.
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I can't believe you said
that to me.
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- Oh Roland, I'm sorry, did I...
Was that too far?
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Look at your face!
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"Oh Roland, I'm sorry,
did I go too far?"
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Oh pal, you are going
to get eaten alive tonight!
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Oh!
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David! What are you
doing walking the streets
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all by yourself?
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You make me sound like
a feral cat.
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I'm walking home.
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Don't tell me the store
is already laying off people!
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No, Patrick sent me home
to get a cheque
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that apparently is tax
for the government,
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and not, as I assumed,
a bonus for me.
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Well, I'm glad I caught you,
because I got your missive
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about wanting to sup
this evening,
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and I'm afraid I must decline.
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What? Why? Why?
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David, full disclosure,
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you have been awfully clingy
of late.
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Okay...
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I think it might be propitious
for you to spend
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some time with your peers.
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What's Patrick doing tonight?
Or Stevie?
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They're um, busy.
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Busy? Well, rehearsals end
sharply at six,
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so either one of them
should be free
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to dine with you thereafter.
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I just don't think they're
available tonight.
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Hmm, too tired?
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- Mm, yes. Yeah.
- Yes.
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They've both been struggling.
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Yeah, that's-that's it.
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Your choreography has been
working them so hard
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they basically just go home
and fall sleep,
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so actually your show
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is stripping me
of a social life.
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Alright, David, but it'll
have to be a working repast.
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I could use your eye for the
final design of the posters.
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Okay? You employ the wrong font,
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and you may as well bid Auf
Wiedersehen to ticket sales.
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- Can't wait.
- Until then, dear!
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We're both going home though!
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What the hell?!
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Alexis, you don't need to do
those dishes.
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I didn't, I just put them
on the counter.
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Um, I also found this
on the counter.
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"Charles Darwin Research
Center."
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What is this?
- Oh, nothing.
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Just-just some work stuff.
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It says you were one
of ten people selected
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for a research program.
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Oh, what?
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That's... crazy.
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Is this why you kept bringing
up those islands this morning?
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Oh, the Galapagos Islands?
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Uh, not necessarily, no.
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Ted, why else would anyone
wanna go there?
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You mean, other than wanting
to study some of the rarest
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and most diverse forms of plant
and animal life on the planet?
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Uh, yeah,
I guess you have a point.
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You were selected out
of thousands of applicants?
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It just means that they'll
have plenty of people
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to pick from
when I don't accept.
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Ted!
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Why didn't you tell me
you were doing this?
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Because I applied before
we got back together,
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and it takes a couple years
to process the applications.
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- A couple years?
It sounds important.
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Well, listen,
it's not not important.
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But I can, I can always
apply again.
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You know, Emmett,
the tortoise is 180-years-old,
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So I'm sure he'll still be
around in another few years.
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- You love old tortoises!
It sounds like a dream.
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How long is the program?
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Six months.
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Oh, wow.
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Yeah, see, this is why
I didn't wanna push it
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on you this morning, okay?
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Because you mean way more to me
than some dumb...
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once-in-a-lifetime
job opportunity.
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Ted, I don't know what to say.
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I'd totally think about it,
but like,
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my laptop's here...
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Okay, honestly,
just don't worry about it.
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Well, what about long distance?
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I once maintained a successful,
semi-committed
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text relationship
with Josh Hartnett
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while he was shooting
"Pearl Harbor".
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Okay, Alexis, I appreciate
your creative problem solving,
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But. you know, I-I wouldn't
stay if I didn't feel
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like it was... it was
the right choice for me.
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Babe, are you sure?
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- Yes.
- But are you sure, sure?
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Because I don't want you to not
go like, just because of me.
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Okay Alexis, that's exactly
what's happening,
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but it's fine, okay?
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And I told you that it's fine,
so it's-it's fine!
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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Okay... so we're all good,
then.
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That was a good talk
for everyone.
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You know what I am gonna do?
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I'm gonna do those dishes.
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Babe, do you have a dishwasher?
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Okay, I'm just gonna...
I'm gonna figure it out then.
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Okay.
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Sounds like someone's
in a good mood.
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What? Me? Oh.
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Sorry, you know those days
where you're just like,
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super in love?
- Hmm, not really.
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You will. Anyway, I'm just
thinking about Ted and me.
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I can't believe we've come such
a long way, you know?
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Aww!
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Yeah. I just feel so lucky
to be with someone
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who would do anything for me.
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Like, I just found out that he
got this crazy job opportunity,
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and he's turning it down
just to be with me.
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Wow. That is lucky.
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He was ten people picked
out of like, ten thousand.
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Oh my God, and he's not going?
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No, I think his perspective
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was that there would be
other opportunities.
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Still, that must be totally
heartbreaking for him.
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But I guess relationships
are all about sacrifice.
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Oh my God, yes,
Ted and I are so good
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at that whole give and take
thing.
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Like, he gives me so much,
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and I have learned to take
as well.
246
00:10:20,081 --> 00:10:22,474
And I'm sure you give
things up for him
247
00:10:22,518 --> 00:10:24,781
all the time as well.
248
00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:25,956
Totally.
249
00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,871
But also, he never really
asks me to,
250
00:10:27,915 --> 00:10:29,481
so that's hard for me
to do for him.
251
00:10:29,525 --> 00:10:32,006
But if he did, I would.
252
00:10:32,049 --> 00:10:33,689
Oh, so he didn't ask you
to go with him?
253
00:10:35,313 --> 00:10:36,793
Not technically.
254
00:10:38,664 --> 00:10:40,797
Okay.
255
00:10:40,841 --> 00:10:43,017
One day I hope I find a guy
like Ted.
256
00:10:43,060 --> 00:10:46,411
Someone who would literally
put all their hopes and dreams
257
00:10:46,455 --> 00:10:48,457
aside to be with me.
258
00:10:50,285 --> 00:10:52,461
Yeah.
259
00:10:52,504 --> 00:10:54,811
Yeah. Thanks for the chat, Twy.
260
00:10:54,855 --> 00:10:56,552
You're like my little
fairy godmother,
261
00:10:56,595 --> 00:10:58,859
if she wore an apron,
and Celine Dion's perfume.
262
00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:02,123
Oh, so I've got a lot
of good material here,
263
00:11:02,166 --> 00:11:05,169
I just need some help sifting
out the gold.
264
00:11:05,213 --> 00:11:07,133
I still don't see why
you dragged us into this.
265
00:11:07,171 --> 00:11:08,956
Well, you can be a tough
audience, Ronnie.
266
00:11:08,999 --> 00:11:11,741
- What's that supposed to mean?
- See?
267
00:11:11,784 --> 00:11:14,744
That's what I'm looking for,
honest reactions.
268
00:11:14,787 --> 00:11:17,442
Well, I've been honestly
reacting quite strongly
269
00:11:17,486 --> 00:11:19,009
to your aftershave.
270
00:11:19,053 --> 00:11:22,360
It's a bit too European
for my taste.
271
00:11:22,404 --> 00:11:24,667
Not the most helpful
feedback, Bob.
272
00:11:24,710 --> 00:11:26,930
Look, now that you've trapped
us here, just...
273
00:11:26,974 --> 00:11:28,540
What-what do you got, Johnny?
274
00:11:28,584 --> 00:11:30,368
Okay, here we go.
275
00:11:30,977 --> 00:11:34,023
Well, it's 1791, and three
explorers have landed...
276
00:11:34,048 --> 00:11:35,266
Next.
277
00:11:39,903 --> 00:11:42,055
I was flipping through the
phone book the other day, and...
278
00:11:42,079 --> 00:11:43,820
- The phone book?
How old are these?!
279
00:11:43,864 --> 00:11:45,387
Well, you're not even letting me
280
00:11:45,430 --> 00:11:46,954
get to the punchlines, Ronnie.
281
00:11:46,997 --> 00:11:49,043
Johnny, you need a search
and rescue team
282
00:11:49,086 --> 00:11:50,958
to find the punchlines
for those setups.
283
00:11:53,787 --> 00:11:56,877
Ah! Top ten things
you don't want Roland
284
00:11:56,920 --> 00:11:59,053
Ten too many.
285
00:11:59,096 --> 00:12:00,750
Johnny, you gotta be short
and quick,
286
00:12:00,794 --> 00:12:03,013
Like Roland in the bedroom.
287
00:12:04,711 --> 00:12:07,104
Now, that, that one
kills every year.
288
00:12:07,148 --> 00:12:09,454
Oh no, I love that one,
is that one up for grabs?
289
00:12:09,498 --> 00:12:11,587
No. You've gotta go
for the jugular,
290
00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:13,347
Just stay away from spouses,
kids, and health,
291
00:12:13,371 --> 00:12:14,677
and you'll be fine.
292
00:12:14,721 --> 00:12:17,245
Now, if you'll excuse me,
293
00:12:17,288 --> 00:12:19,769
I gotta get back to work,
which, up until now,
294
00:12:19,813 --> 00:12:22,511
was the most boring part
of my day.
295
00:12:22,554 --> 00:12:25,209
Well, I'd love to use that
Roland in the bedroom joke.
296
00:12:25,253 --> 00:12:27,821
Fine, but I have a feeling
it ain't gonna help you.
297
00:12:29,823 --> 00:12:32,608
Man, when she's on fire,
look out!
298
00:12:33,957 --> 00:12:36,481
Well, you haven't seen me
on fire, Bob.
299
00:12:41,199 --> 00:12:43,941
I'm glad I let you talk me
into another dinner, David.
300
00:12:43,966 --> 00:12:46,379
That note you had about
including my name
301
00:12:46,404 --> 00:12:48,207
on the poster as a sales tool,
302
00:12:48,232 --> 00:12:50,297
that's something I've been
debating for some time now.
303
00:12:50,321 --> 00:12:52,212
Well, your name was already
on the all mock-ups,
304
00:12:52,236 --> 00:12:53,736
so it was really more
of an observation.
305
00:12:53,760 --> 00:12:56,153
That reminds me, I must pop
by the rehearsal space,
306
00:12:56,197 --> 00:12:58,721
Jocelyn said some colour
samples were dropped off today.
307
00:12:58,765 --> 00:13:00,549
Okay yeah, I... hmm.
308
00:13:00,592 --> 00:13:02,266
I don't know if-I don't know if
I need to see colour samples,
309
00:13:02,290 --> 00:13:04,379
you just showed me all
the mock-ups.
310
00:13:04,422 --> 00:13:06,313
But the printers require
my sign-off first thing, David.
311
00:13:06,337 --> 00:13:09,427
Well, it's-it's late,
I mean, it's...
312
00:13:09,471 --> 00:13:11,995
It's 7:15. Are you sure
you should be walking
313
00:13:12,039 --> 00:13:14,432
over there alone at this hour?
314
00:13:14,476 --> 00:13:17,522
Okay David, no more
"True Crime TV"
315
00:13:17,566 --> 00:13:19,046
before bed for you.
316
00:13:19,089 --> 00:13:21,352
I refuse to buy you
another night-light!
317
00:13:21,396 --> 00:13:24,704
Okay, well why don't I just
pick them up for you, then?
318
00:13:25,617 --> 00:13:27,794
Ah!
319
00:13:30,535 --> 00:13:32,102
Hey, be careful!
320
00:13:35,366 --> 00:13:37,499
♪ When you haven't any
coal in the stove ♪
321
00:13:37,542 --> 00:13:39,564
♪ And you freeze in the winter
and curse through the wind ♪
322
00:13:39,588 --> 00:13:42,156
♪ And your fate when you haven't
any shoes on your feet ♪
323
00:13:42,199 --> 00:13:43,437
♪ And your coat's thin
as paper ♪
324
00:13:43,461 --> 00:13:44,874
♪ And you look 30 pounds
underweight ♪
325
00:13:44,898 --> 00:13:46,290
♪ When you go to get a word
326
00:13:46,334 --> 00:13:48,553
♪ Of advice from the fat
little pastor... ♪
327
00:13:48,597 --> 00:13:49,729
What the hell?!
328
00:13:49,772 --> 00:13:51,774
I don't-I don't know.
329
00:13:51,818 --> 00:13:52,818
♪ At the window...
330
00:13:54,603 --> 00:13:56,257
- ♪ At the window!
- ♪ Who's there?
331
00:13:56,300 --> 00:13:58,563
- ♪ Hunger!
- ♪ Ooh, hunger!
332
00:13:58,607 --> 00:14:01,349
♪ See how love flies
out the door ♪
333
00:14:01,392 --> 00:14:03,394
♪ Money makes the world
go round ♪
334
00:14:03,438 --> 00:14:06,093
♪ The world go round
the world... ♪
335
00:14:06,136 --> 00:14:08,138
♪ Money makes the world
go round ♪
336
00:14:08,182 --> 00:14:11,141
♪ The clinking clanking
sound of... ♪
337
00:14:11,185 --> 00:14:13,187
♪ Money money money money money
money money money ♪
338
00:14:13,230 --> 00:14:14,797
- Get a little!
- Get a little!
339
00:14:14,841 --> 00:14:16,059
♪ Money money money money ♪
340
00:14:16,103 --> 00:14:18,105
♪ A mark, a yen, a buck,
or a pound ♪
341
00:14:18,148 --> 00:14:20,629
♪ Clinking clanking
clunking sound ♪
342
00:14:20,672 --> 00:14:22,805
♪ It's all that makes
the world go round ♪
343
00:14:22,849 --> 00:14:25,808
♪ Makes the world go round!
344
00:14:29,377 --> 00:14:31,814
- Oh my God.
- Ahem.
345
00:14:31,858 --> 00:14:34,034
David, what are you doing here?
346
00:14:34,077 --> 00:14:36,819
I have questions.
347
00:14:36,863 --> 00:14:38,821
Mrs. Rose, this is Derek.
348
00:14:38,865 --> 00:14:41,128
He's been just helping us
349
00:14:41,171 --> 00:14:43,478
practice the steps
to the number.
350
00:14:43,521 --> 00:14:45,828
And how long have you all
been moonlighting?
351
00:14:45,872 --> 00:14:47,830
Just... just about a week.
352
00:14:47,874 --> 00:14:49,832
It's a really fun piece.
353
00:14:49,876 --> 00:14:52,008
Yes, I'm aware, thank you.
354
00:14:53,662 --> 00:14:55,446
- I'm just gonna head outside.
- Yeah. Yes.
355
00:14:55,490 --> 00:14:56,839
Thanks, Derek.
356
00:14:56,883 --> 00:14:59,233
- So all this time I thought...
Poor David thought
357
00:14:59,276 --> 00:15:02,149
that you were home,
resting your instruments!
358
00:15:02,192 --> 00:15:05,108
- Ohh...
- I'm so disappointed.
359
00:15:06,153 --> 00:15:09,243
- Sorry, David.
- It's okay.
360
00:15:09,286 --> 00:15:12,681
However, in the business
of show,
361
00:15:12,724 --> 00:15:16,728
skullduggery, when it leads
to such thrilling results,
362
00:15:16,772 --> 00:15:19,775
a pinch of moral corruption
is a small price to pay.
363
00:15:22,212 --> 00:15:23,910
- Oh, is that good?
- Yeah, I think so.
364
00:15:23,953 --> 00:15:25,563
You choreographed this?
365
00:15:25,607 --> 00:15:29,089
- I loosened the pickle jar.
Derek merely popped the lid.
366
00:15:29,132 --> 00:15:30,960
Very impressed.
367
00:15:31,004 --> 00:15:32,919
Was not embarrassed at all.
368
00:15:32,962 --> 00:15:34,485
And I thought I would be.
369
00:15:34,529 --> 00:15:36,139
So sweet.
370
00:15:48,325 --> 00:15:49,674
Babe!
371
00:15:49,718 --> 00:15:52,068
I didn't like how we left
things this morning.
372
00:15:52,112 --> 00:15:54,157
Me neither.
373
00:15:54,201 --> 00:15:57,204
I'm the one that
should be sorry.
374
00:15:57,247 --> 00:15:59,249
No, I should've been
more direct,
375
00:15:59,293 --> 00:16:01,208
and we should've just talked
this through.
376
00:16:01,251 --> 00:16:03,099
And I actually did some
research on the Maldives,
377
00:16:03,123 --> 00:16:04,927
and there's this beautiful
resort that we could stay at,
378
00:16:04,951 --> 00:16:07,692
it just means we might have
to work there part-time,
379
00:16:07,736 --> 00:16:09,085
to cover the costs.
380
00:16:09,129 --> 00:16:11,653
But I feel like I could
teach windsurfing.
381
00:16:11,696 --> 00:16:13,496
Of course you've done
research on this trip.
382
00:16:14,952 --> 00:16:17,085
But you've done too much
for me already.
383
00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:19,678
You do too much for me.
384
00:16:19,703 --> 00:16:23,358
And so I think it's time that
I give something back to you.
385
00:16:23,752 --> 00:16:25,275
My FitBit?
386
00:16:25,319 --> 00:16:27,234
No. I lost that.
387
00:16:27,277 --> 00:16:28,888
But the last thing I wanna do
388
00:16:28,931 --> 00:16:30,759
is stand between you
and this job.
389
00:16:30,802 --> 00:16:34,067
You've worked so hard,
and I'm proud of you.
390
00:16:34,110 --> 00:16:37,853
And so, yes, Ted Mullens,
391
00:16:37,897 --> 00:16:39,899
I will go to the Cayman Islands
with you.
392
00:16:39,942 --> 00:16:41,422
Uh, you mean the Galapagos?
393
00:16:41,465 --> 00:16:42,771
Yeah, wherever the turtles are.
394
00:16:42,814 --> 00:16:44,991
Are you sure, sure?
395
00:16:45,034 --> 00:16:46,818
No. But, yes.
396
00:16:48,124 --> 00:16:49,580
Muah! Alexis, you continue
to amaze me.
397
00:16:49,604 --> 00:16:50,953
I can't wait to do this
with you.
398
00:16:50,997 --> 00:16:52,694
Oh! We're gonna need to shots.
399
00:16:52,737 --> 00:16:54,304
Yes! Let's celebrate!
400
00:16:54,348 --> 00:16:56,219
Uh, no, no, no, I meant
like, vaccinations.
401
00:16:56,263 --> 00:16:57,742
Mm...
402
00:16:57,786 --> 00:16:59,372
Yeah, just 'cause we'll be
spending a lot of time
403
00:16:59,396 --> 00:17:00,983
in tents, and there could be
disease-carrying
404
00:17:01,007 --> 00:17:02,965
insects around, so.
- Okay. Okay.
405
00:17:03,009 --> 00:17:05,011
Um, this is still very fresh.
406
00:17:05,054 --> 00:17:06,969
I made this decision like,
two minutes ago,
407
00:17:07,013 --> 00:17:10,103
so why don't we focus
more on the beach,
408
00:17:10,146 --> 00:17:12,975
and less on the details?
409
00:17:13,019 --> 00:17:14,542
Fair enough.
410
00:17:18,676 --> 00:17:20,548
When it comes to making
decisions,
411
00:17:20,591 --> 00:17:22,767
Roland likes to go with his gut.
412
00:17:22,811 --> 00:17:25,379
And boy, does he have a lot
of gut to go with.
413
00:17:25,422 --> 00:17:27,120
Ohhhh!
414
00:17:27,163 --> 00:17:28,773
Yes, I do.
415
00:17:28,817 --> 00:17:31,689
And look at Bob,
pretending to get it.
416
00:17:31,733 --> 00:17:34,736
And we all know Gwen,
he hasn't gotten it in years!
417
00:17:34,779 --> 00:17:37,043
Ohhh!
418
00:17:37,086 --> 00:17:40,568
Oh, that-Ronnie is just
crushing it!
419
00:17:40,611 --> 00:17:43,397
I mean, you know, everybody
really has so far.
420
00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:45,834
Okay, okay, that's all
I got for now.
421
00:17:45,877 --> 00:17:48,619
So I'm just gonna hand it over
to the one
422
00:17:48,663 --> 00:17:50,795
who wears the pants
in the Rose family.
423
00:17:50,839 --> 00:17:52,797
But Moira is not here right now.
424
00:17:54,277 --> 00:17:56,453
So I'm gonna pass it over
to Johnny.
425
00:17:56,497 --> 00:17:58,803
All right, Johnny! Go on!
426
00:17:58,847 --> 00:18:00,414
Head on up there!
427
00:18:00,457 --> 00:18:04,548
Let's see what you've got up
your starched sleeve of yours.
428
00:18:04,592 --> 00:18:06,352
I'll tell you what I've got
up my sleeve Roland,
429
00:18:06,376 --> 00:18:09,510
a few tasty little rippers
that uh...
430
00:18:09,553 --> 00:18:11,686
are more palatable than anything
431
00:18:11,729 --> 00:18:14,689
Jocelyn's been serving up
tonight, so.
432
00:18:14,732 --> 00:18:17,605
Hey, is that a crack
about my cooking?
433
00:18:17,648 --> 00:18:19,999
From the guy who's had
four helpings?
434
00:18:20,042 --> 00:18:21,478
Yeah!
435
00:18:21,522 --> 00:18:24,090
Oh, and Bob's joking about me
having four helpings,
436
00:18:24,133 --> 00:18:27,484
we all know if you've ever
taken your car to Bob's Garage,
437
00:18:27,528 --> 00:18:31,488
he's not necessarily known
"four helpings" anyone.
438
00:18:35,579 --> 00:18:37,799
Well anyway, a couple
of little improvs there
439
00:18:37,842 --> 00:18:39,931
to get started, but uh, uh...
440
00:18:42,369 --> 00:18:45,328
what was I saying?
- Nothing funny so far.
441
00:18:47,330 --> 00:18:49,289
Hey Johnny, come on,
I've got a white flag,
442
00:18:49,332 --> 00:18:51,334
why don't you just start
waving it?
443
00:18:51,378 --> 00:18:52,770
Ohhh!
444
00:18:52,814 --> 00:18:54,859
Yeah, Roland, may I point out
that I was quiet
445
00:18:54,903 --> 00:18:58,124
when everyone else was up here
doing their roasts.
446
00:18:58,167 --> 00:19:00,213
I wish you were quiet right now!
447
00:19:02,476 --> 00:19:05,261
Well, things seem
to be going downhill fast.
448
00:19:05,305 --> 00:19:07,413
Which is what the town must've
been thinking when Roland
449
00:19:07,437 --> 00:19:09,570
elected himself Mayor.
450
00:19:11,224 --> 00:19:13,487
Okay, I'll give him that.
451
00:19:13,530 --> 00:19:15,663
Oh, got a smile out of Ronnie.
452
00:19:15,706 --> 00:19:17,206
The last time anyone saw
her this happy
453
00:19:17,230 --> 00:19:19,928
was at a 3-for-1 sale
on cargo pants!
454
00:19:23,236 --> 00:19:24,889
Where? Where?
455
00:19:27,109 --> 00:19:29,633
All right, Johnny, starting
to make some moves, now.
456
00:19:29,677 --> 00:19:31,200
Cargo, I said car-go,
457
00:19:31,244 --> 00:19:33,463
which is what a car
is supposed to do...
458
00:19:33,507 --> 00:19:35,726
unless you take it
to Bob's Garage!
459
00:19:40,731 --> 00:19:42,318
Well listen, I don't want
to overstay my welcome,
460
00:19:42,342 --> 00:19:44,648
I'll keep things short
and quick.
461
00:19:44,692 --> 00:19:48,391
Which reminds me of the last
time I was in Roland's bedroom,
462
00:19:48,435 --> 00:19:50,132
um... well,
463
00:19:50,176 --> 00:19:52,221
I-I wasn't in Roland's bedroom,
but the...
464
00:19:53,370 --> 00:19:55,938
Ah! What was it, Ronnie?
- Just sit down, Johnny.
465
00:19:55,963 --> 00:19:59,053
Well anyway, the punchline
is, it was short and quick.
466
00:20:00,969 --> 00:20:04,059
Anyway, I'm gonna quit
while I'm ahead, folks.
467
00:20:05,539 --> 00:20:07,280
I think it's a little late
for that, pal.
468
00:20:07,323 --> 00:20:09,108
Ohhh!
469
00:20:10,283 --> 00:20:11,849
Good job, Johnny, all right.
470
00:20:16,593 --> 00:20:18,508
No, I wish you guys
could've been there tonight.
471
00:20:18,552 --> 00:20:20,771
I was really ripping into them.
472
00:20:20,815 --> 00:20:22,556
Yes, I'm sure you killed
them, dear,
473
00:20:22,599 --> 00:20:24,688
with all the venom
of a silkworm.
474
00:20:24,732 --> 00:20:26,125
Oh, you know what, Moira?
475
00:20:26,168 --> 00:20:28,170
Jealousy doesn't look good
on you.
476
00:20:28,214 --> 00:20:30,303
Much like that mirrored
jumpsuit you wore
477
00:20:30,346 --> 00:20:32,174
to Candy Spelling's 50th!
478
00:20:32,218 --> 00:20:34,742
- John!
- Oh my God, Dad!
479
00:20:34,785 --> 00:20:36,831
Why don't you take it easy,
Alexis,
480
00:20:36,874 --> 00:20:38,746
like you did with
your education?
481
00:20:38,789 --> 00:20:40,269
Ugh!
482
00:20:40,313 --> 00:20:42,113
- I mean, he's not wrong.
- Oh, look at David.
483
00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:43,925
Smart enough to get that joke,
484
00:20:43,968 --> 00:20:46,188
but not smart enough
to stop wearing sweaters
485
00:20:46,232 --> 00:20:47,711
in the middle of summer.
486
00:20:47,755 --> 00:20:49,583
Burn, David!
487
00:20:49,626 --> 00:20:51,498
Okay, here's why that joke
didn't work.
488
00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:53,500
And look at you, John.
489
00:20:53,543 --> 00:20:55,719
A worthy competitor emerges.
490
00:20:55,763 --> 00:20:57,939
Something the good people
at Blockbuster never said
491
00:20:57,982 --> 00:21:00,333
about Rose Video. Ha! Ha!
492
00:21:00,376 --> 00:21:03,379
That was low,
like David's standards.
493
00:21:04,859 --> 00:21:07,992
Or the placement of Alexis'
back tattoo.
494
00:21:08,036 --> 00:21:10,038
Alexis has a back tattoo?
495
00:21:10,081 --> 00:21:12,388
Alexis, what have you done
to yourself?!
496
00:21:12,432 --> 00:21:14,912
It says "that's hot"
in Cantonese.
497
00:21:16,262 --> 00:21:18,220
Got it in Hong Kong.
- Ugh!
498
00:21:19,908 --> 00:21:21,736
I was 12-years-old!
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