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I don't know why I'm feeling
this like deep,
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aching sense of dread.
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David, I'm more than capable
of looking after your store
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while you and Stevie work
the flea market.
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Why did Patrick have to book
today of all days
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for his tax seminar?
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Like who voluntarily
goes to a tax seminar?
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Maybe the kinds of people who
want to keep their businesses?
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Okay, hi.
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You are literally only here
to receive a package.
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So I cannot have you distracted
your phone...
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unless there's an emergency.
And then immediately call...
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Call Patrick. I know!
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No! Patrick is at the tax
seminar!
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Are you hearing anything
I'm saying?!
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- Yes. Stay off your phone.
Wait for the delivery man
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to drop off whatever.
You can trust me.
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Okay, can I?
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Because the last time I left
you in charge of something...
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Ugh! This is about those
stupid Tamagotchi?
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- Actually it is.
- Okay guys...
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You left me with six of them,
David.
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Taking care of that many
is like a full-time job!
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I left you with six adult
Tamagotchis in perfect health!
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And by the time I came home,
they were all dead.
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You have to like actively
murder them
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in order for that to happen!
- Okay, David,
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um, as much as I love carrying
out all these boxes by myself,
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I think she's going to be okay,
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so maybe you could give me
a hand?
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How did David con
you into this anyway?
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It gives me an excuse to take
a break from rehearsals
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with your mom for a day?
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Um, last night she texted me
at 3 A.M.
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and all it said was "leggings."
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- Hmm...
- We have to go.
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Um, you're welcome,
by the way, David.
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Who knows, maybe after today
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you'll finally stop talking
about... Tamagotchi.
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Unlikely... murderer.
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Unfortunately for everyone,
John,
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Stevie turned out
to be quite the find.
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She'll need a lot of direction
obviously, but...
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you know, ballet intensive,
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perhaps some mittens
to curb the nail biting.
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Moira, I love the way
you pour yourself
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into your projects.
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But the whole point
of this spa trip
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was to take a breather
from cabaret.
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Yes John. I promise to enjoy
the 60 minutes I'll spend
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having my deepest tissues
palpated.
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Then a few sips
of cucumber water.
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Factor in five minutes for you
to use the facilities
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and we'll be back home by noon.
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And we're not rushing
through this, Moira.
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We've got an entire day
of treatments ahead of us.
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Today is for slowing down,
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and getting reacquainted
with our bodies.
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Okay, just please give me a
moment to make a decision
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on this chaise lounge.
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Oh, put the phone down, Moira.
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Whatever it is can wait.
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It's for Fraulein Schneider's
Salon.
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Do you prefer the olive suede
to the merlot?
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Similar texture but falls apart
in emotional complexity.
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I can't look right now,
Moira. I'm driving.
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All right. I'll hold it up
for you.
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No, Moira, I can't right now.
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It's just a quick glance, John!
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All right, then you need
to hold it straighter.
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That... oh-oh, what was that?
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- A tiny speed bump.
- Speed bump?
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We're in the middle of nowhere.
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Why would there be a speed bump?
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No, I think I,
I think I hit an animal.
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Oh, it's the circle of life,
John.
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You've just provided a nice
Passover Seder
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for a family of hawks.
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No... ew...
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John,
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don't get too close, dear.
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We can't afford you contracting
mange.
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- It's a cat, Moira.
I hit a cat!
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Well, what kind of ailurophobe
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sends their kitty out to play
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on such a busy stretch
of highway?
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- It's got a collar!
This is someone's pet.
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There's a farmhouse right there,
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probably belongs to them.
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Or not.
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Okay, so this is really good,
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we just need everything facing
forward. Facing forward.
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Facing forward.
See what I'm doing here?
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Okay, like a serial killer?
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David Rose!
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- Oh God!
- Would you look at that?
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If this isn't a full circle
moment,
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then I'm not twice divorced.
- My God, Wendy!
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This must be your wife.
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- No.
- God, no.
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No, no, Wendy, this is my
friend, Stevie.
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Stevie, this is Wendy.
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Wendy used to employ me
at the Blouse Barn.
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I'm so sorry, I don't mean
to jump to conclusions.
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I guess I've got marriage
on the brain again.
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If you can believe it,
I'm engaged!
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- Hmm, wow.
- Congratulations.
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Well, you know what they say
about love,
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it's like target practice,
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if you just keep shooting
at it...
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Anyway, David, I was hoping you
would have settled down by now!
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Oh, I actually own this
business with my partner.
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Get outta town!
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I know, I am as shocked
as you are.
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Well, I guess that makes us
flea buddies.
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I've got my own booth.
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Wow, so we're reopening
the Blouse Barn?
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Oh, no, no, no, just test
driving a new business idea,
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brought to me by my new partner,
Antonio.
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Antonio!
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What are you doing?
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Come over here,
so I can show you off!
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Hey.
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Well, Antonio,
say hi to everyone.
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- Hi.
- You look very familiar.
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Have I seen you
in my store before?
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I don't think so.
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Okay.
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He seems sweet.
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He reminds me a lot of you.
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- Well, isn't that a compliment.
For him.
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I better get back and help
Tony set up the booth.
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It was such a treat
seeing you, David!
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And you, Karen!
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Karen's a new one.
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I have definitely seen that
guy in my store before.
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Do you think that Wendy knows
her fianc?
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Has been checking out
every guy in here?
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She has the worst taste in men.
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At one point, she told me
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she was looking
for a Jon Gosselin type.
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Sorry, we're closed.
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Very funny.
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Ugh, I was hoping you were
the delivery guy.
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- Thanks.
- No, I'm just like, so bored.
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Well, I am not the delivery
guy, but I come bearing gifts.
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But I didn't pay for that.
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I know, I got it
at the flea market.
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Thank you for the delivery.
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Do you need my signature?
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Oops.
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Oh... wow!
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Uh... um, miss,
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seems that the strap has fallen
off of your shoulder.
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I'd offer to put it back
for you,
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but as a delivery guy,
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I don't know if it's my place.
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Oh, how respectful.
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Now, if only you had that much
respect for my time.
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I've been waiting here forever.
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Um, sorry that I'm late...
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my... grandmother passed
this morning.
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Ew! Oh my God, Ted!
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Sorry, I wasn't prepared
for an improv.
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No, it's fine, it's fine.
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Okay, what else weren't
you prepared for?
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- The... import taxes?
- Hmm...
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Okay, obviously I'm not good
at this,
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can we just skip
to the good part?
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Yes. Okay.
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So, you and I just innocently
witnessed
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an 18-wheeler barreling down...
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Moira, I'm just gonna be
honest, all right?
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There was an accident,
it was tragic, unavoidable,
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and then we'll be on our way.
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Mm-kay.
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Can I help you?
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What... beautiful day, isn't it?
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- Crops need rain.
- Yes, yes.
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Oh, as they often do.
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Um... well, we just had an
unfortunate thing...
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My husband struck down your
feline with our car.
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Well, we don't necessarily know
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whether the cat belongs
to this uh, gentleman.
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Well, what did it look like?
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The name on the tags
was "Sergio"?
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Well, that was him.
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Oh, these city people driving
too damn fast
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up and down this road.
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No, I-I don't think speed
was-was the thing here.
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No, my husband has what's
called a feather foot.
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Well then, why did you stop?
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- We thought it was...
the decent thing to do.
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Um, now that's done,
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and we have a very pressing
engagement so.
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Well, my wife is so right,
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we're running very late
right now.
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The Hammam Spas are
notoriously fickle about refunds.
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You're going to the spa?
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Well, that does sound important,
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but since you just killed
my daughter's cat,
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coming inside to break
the news to her
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might be a little bit
more important.
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Don't you think?
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Hm, John, shall I pick you up
on the way back?
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I know how desperate you were
for me to have my day of detox.
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No! No, Moira!
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I think it's better if you...
come inside with me,
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so we can uh,
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break the news together.
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Okay, this is the last of them,
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unless you wanted me to bring
in the 14 coffee cups
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and 3 empty chip bags that are
also in your back seat?
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Mhmm. David, remember when
you thought Wendy's partner
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had been in your store before?
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He has been in my store before.
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Well, I think I know
why he wasn't being
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so upfront about it.
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Okay, I know what
you're gonna say,
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and I also thought that he
was into me for a second,
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but I'm pretty sure
that's just his face.
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No. Look over at their booth,
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and tell me you don't notice
any similarities.
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- What the actual fuck?!
- I know.
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They've ripped off our
entire store.
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Yeah.
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Tulips instead of roses? Woof!
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Similar products.
The labels even look like ours.
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Except, their stuff's half
price.
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What?
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Well, we have a very loyal
customer base
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who would not be fooled by some
skanky knockoff.
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Okay, Dave,
I'm ready to check out here.
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Roland! What are you doing
here?
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You're supposed to be
at the motel!
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I'm on my coffee break,
and I ran out of foot cream.
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Those are 3 for 15, yes?
- These are not from our store.
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Well, what are you talking
about?
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I just got 'em off your table
over there.
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That's not our table.
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Well then, why were you
standing there?
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- That's not me!
And he's still standing there!
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Okay um, do you want the sale,
or not?
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Uh no, you can buy our
superior foot cream
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at a slightly higher price.
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Geez. You were a lot nicer
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when I was talking
to you over there.
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How far do you think we'd get
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if we just started running?
250
00:11:09,203 --> 00:11:11,597
When might we expect your
daughter to show up,
251
00:11:11,719 --> 00:11:15,375
because we do have a very busy
day ahead of us?
252
00:11:15,418 --> 00:11:17,638
Well, baby's still sleeping,
253
00:11:17,681 --> 00:11:20,510
but if you wanna go
and wake her up,
254
00:11:20,554 --> 00:11:22,730
tell her what happened,
by all means.
255
00:11:22,773 --> 00:11:25,515
Where is Bebe's chamber?
256
00:11:26,725 --> 00:11:29,163
Oh, there she is now.
257
00:11:29,519 --> 00:11:31,739
She's either up,
or takin' a leak.
258
00:11:31,782 --> 00:11:35,133
Either way,
great progress for Bebe.
259
00:11:35,568 --> 00:11:37,459
Here she is.
260
00:11:37,484 --> 00:11:39,834
What's all this?
261
00:11:39,877 --> 00:11:41,705
Who are you?
262
00:11:41,749 --> 00:11:44,969
Uh, hi, Johnny Rose, Baby.
263
00:11:47,581 --> 00:11:49,670
- This is my uh...
- Sergio's dead!
264
00:11:49,713 --> 00:11:51,193
Ugh.
265
00:11:52,673 --> 00:11:54,196
What the hell?
266
00:11:54,239 --> 00:11:56,459
Yes, it seems he had taken ill,
267
00:11:56,503 --> 00:11:58,722
and stumbled out on the road
poor thing,
268
00:11:58,766 --> 00:12:01,203
presumably to end it all.
269
00:12:01,246 --> 00:12:03,205
And then?
270
00:12:03,248 --> 00:12:04,772
And then we ran over him.
271
00:12:14,912 --> 00:12:19,146
Anyway, this feels like a
very private family moment...
272
00:12:19,613 --> 00:12:22,398
that we're more
than willing to share.
273
00:12:31,559 --> 00:12:33,517
That's for you.
274
00:12:33,561 --> 00:12:35,481
Clearly that brand loyalty
you were talking about
275
00:12:35,519 --> 00:12:37,913
is really paying off.
276
00:12:37,957 --> 00:12:40,133
Like to pay you off
to not be here anymore.
277
00:12:42,004 --> 00:12:44,528
Roland, what are you still
doing here?
278
00:12:44,572 --> 00:12:46,008
This will only take a second.
279
00:12:46,052 --> 00:12:48,532
Dave, I don't know if you
remember or not,
280
00:12:48,576 --> 00:12:50,708
but I purchased some foot cream
from you earlier?
281
00:12:50,752 --> 00:12:52,841
That wasn't our foot cream.
282
00:12:52,884 --> 00:12:54,495
Yeah, okay, well you took
my 15 bucks,
283
00:12:54,538 --> 00:12:56,540
and now I'd like a refund,
284
00:12:56,584 --> 00:12:58,301
because I realized I've used
this stuff before,
285
00:12:58,325 --> 00:13:00,849
and it makes my feet stink.
- Give me that.
286
00:13:03,365 --> 00:13:04,635
Ugh!
287
00:13:04,679 --> 00:13:06,646
It smells like pennies
and burps!
288
00:13:06,671 --> 00:13:08,776
Oh yeah! Wait, that smells
exactly like the stuff
289
00:13:08,801 --> 00:13:10,442
we used to use at the motel.
290
00:13:10,467 --> 00:13:13,365
- Ugh.
- Like, exactly.
291
00:13:14,604 --> 00:13:16,301
Wait a second...
292
00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:21,435
That's why!
293
00:13:21,478 --> 00:13:22,871
Gel Time Moist Liquid.
294
00:13:22,914 --> 00:13:25,656
Contains 100% moist liquid.
295
00:13:25,700 --> 00:13:28,050
Uh-oh, Davey got busted!
296
00:13:28,094 --> 00:13:30,052
Okay, this is not our product,
Roland!
297
00:13:30,096 --> 00:13:32,576
Anyone who sells counterfeit
luxury beauty products
298
00:13:32,620 --> 00:13:34,665
is clearly a sociopath.
299
00:13:34,709 --> 00:13:37,059
Dave, I don't wanna tell you
how to run your business,
300
00:13:37,103 --> 00:13:40,454
but 3 or 15 dollars for Gel
Time is a total rip-off.
301
00:13:40,497 --> 00:13:43,283
I mean, pharmacies hand those
out for free on Halloween.
302
00:13:43,326 --> 00:13:45,894
David, you have
to talk to Wendy.
303
00:13:45,937 --> 00:13:47,461
Okay, what am I gonna tell her?
304
00:13:47,504 --> 00:13:49,941
That her curious life partner,
who looks nothing like me,
305
00:13:49,985 --> 00:13:54,302
is some big old con artist?
306
00:13:54,424 --> 00:13:56,035
$18 for toner?
307
00:13:56,078 --> 00:13:58,124
Why don't you just on some
Gel Time?
308
00:13:58,167 --> 00:14:00,343
That stuff will strip
your skin right off.
309
00:14:03,286 --> 00:14:05,019
Ooh.
310
00:14:05,044 --> 00:14:07,394
Whoa! That was...
311
00:14:07,437 --> 00:14:09,700
I know, like are good,
but that was like...
312
00:14:09,744 --> 00:14:11,615
You pulled some new tricks out.
313
00:14:11,659 --> 00:14:13,139
New to you.
314
00:14:13,182 --> 00:14:15,619
Anyway, David should leave
you in charge
315
00:14:15,663 --> 00:14:18,057
of the store more often.
316
00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:20,494
Um... Ted, the door was
unlocked the entire time!
317
00:14:20,537 --> 00:14:22,365
What?
318
00:14:22,409 --> 00:14:24,367
Someone could've like,
walked in on us.
319
00:14:24,411 --> 00:14:26,630
They would've gotten
quite the show!
320
00:14:26,674 --> 00:14:30,982
It's very... irresponsible
and dangerous of us.
321
00:14:31,026 --> 00:14:32,984
Well, now we know for next time.
322
00:14:33,028 --> 00:14:35,161
Oh, um, I almost forgot,
323
00:14:35,204 --> 00:14:37,859
I never signed for that parcel.
324
00:14:37,902 --> 00:14:40,296
Uh, I don't think the guy
showed up?
325
00:14:40,340 --> 00:14:41,906
No, Ted...
326
00:14:43,108 --> 00:14:47,844
Oh uh... oh, yeah I-I'd get
your signature,
327
00:14:47,869 --> 00:14:51,500
but I guess I left my clipboard
328
00:14:51,525 --> 00:14:53,831
and scanner thing somewhere, so.
329
00:14:53,875 --> 00:14:56,269
Do you think it might be
in David's new bathroom?
330
00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:58,227
Apparently it's just
for customers,
331
00:14:58,271 --> 00:15:00,273
but he never lets anyone use it.
332
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:03,014
I remember now, I definitely
left my scanner thing in there.
333
00:15:03,058 --> 00:15:06,148
Mhm... let's go-let's go find
your scanner thing.
334
00:15:06,192 --> 00:15:08,039
Can I just request we
actually drop the scanner
335
00:15:08,063 --> 00:15:09,562
thing bit just 'cause it's
kinda throwing me off.
336
00:15:09,586 --> 00:15:10,848
Yeah, okay.
337
00:15:12,788 --> 00:15:14,461
Oh, this is nice!
338
00:15:14,504 --> 00:15:16,724
Uh-oh! Is that a sink?
339
00:15:16,767 --> 00:15:18,530
Oh! A sink it is!
340
00:15:19,402 --> 00:15:21,928
Help me up, babe.
341
00:15:24,183 --> 00:15:26,272
- Oh my God!
- Fuck! Ugh!
342
00:15:28,953 --> 00:15:32,609
How are we still trapped
in this gothic horror show?
343
00:15:32,653 --> 00:15:35,569
You know, I think we've
already missed the seaweed wrap,
344
00:15:35,612 --> 00:15:38,398
and at this rate, it's not
looking good for the salt scrub.
345
00:15:39,913 --> 00:15:42,306
You know, I wish there was
something else we could do here,
346
00:15:42,331 --> 00:15:45,987
but uh, I really feel we've
overstayed our welcome.
347
00:15:46,284 --> 00:15:48,504
Yes, we should really
hit the road.
348
00:15:48,529 --> 00:15:50,717
In that big, fancy car of yours?
349
00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:54,233
Oh it's-it's big,
but it's not that fancy.
350
00:15:54,975 --> 00:15:56,590
Listen folks,
351
00:15:56,633 --> 00:15:58,331
we don't want much,
352
00:15:58,764 --> 00:16:02,073
but you should cover the
expenses of the funeral.
353
00:16:02,806 --> 00:16:05,526
The funeral... for your cat?
354
00:16:05,551 --> 00:16:07,727
Well, it was Baby's only cat.
355
00:16:07,850 --> 00:16:09,983
Perhaps it's the lack of air,
356
00:16:10,299 --> 00:16:12,519
but I believe I saw three
or four cats
357
00:16:12,562 --> 00:16:14,869
running around since this
interrogation began.
358
00:16:14,912 --> 00:16:17,219
It was my only tabby.
359
00:16:17,263 --> 00:16:19,830
Okay, well maybe there's
something we can do.
360
00:16:19,874 --> 00:16:22,442
Does Bebe enjoy the theatre?
361
00:16:22,485 --> 00:16:24,095
Hmm?
362
00:16:24,139 --> 00:16:26,881
How about two complimentary,
363
00:16:26,924 --> 00:16:29,927
partially-obstructed view
seats to Cabaret?
364
00:16:29,971 --> 00:16:32,539
No! She likes the Kinky Shoes.
365
00:16:33,307 --> 00:16:36,020
You got tickets to Kinky Shoes?
366
00:16:36,064 --> 00:16:39,010
- I believe it's Kinky Boots.
And no.
367
00:16:39,035 --> 00:16:41,952
Well, maybe a
professional massage
368
00:16:42,408 --> 00:16:45,334
might help ease Baby's pain.
369
00:16:45,378 --> 00:16:47,467
I like massages.
370
00:16:47,510 --> 00:16:49,643
So, now you're taking Bebe
to the spa?
371
00:16:49,686 --> 00:16:52,341
No, I wouldn't be taking her
Moira,
372
00:16:52,366 --> 00:16:56,519
but maybe Baby can take her uh,
grandmother.
373
00:16:56,563 --> 00:16:58,129
I'm her mother!
- Yes, well that...
374
00:16:58,173 --> 00:16:59,914
Yes, you are!
375
00:16:59,957 --> 00:17:04,266
And you are going to adore
the rejuvenating facial peel.
376
00:17:04,310 --> 00:17:06,660
Can I keep the slippers?
377
00:17:08,836 --> 00:17:10,577
This is my favourite
after shave.
378
00:17:10,620 --> 00:17:11,621
This is for you.
379
00:17:11,665 --> 00:17:13,362
- Go!
- Okay.
380
00:17:13,406 --> 00:17:16,583
On my feet...
381
00:17:16,626 --> 00:17:18,802
Hi. Wendy, hi!
382
00:17:18,846 --> 00:17:20,978
David! Isn't this great?
383
00:17:21,022 --> 00:17:23,459
The two of us, back together!
384
00:17:23,503 --> 00:17:27,420
Successful in business!
Successful in love.
385
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:30,118
- Mhmm, totally.
- Quick question for you, Wen...
386
00:17:30,161 --> 00:17:32,686
You know, when Antonio came
to me with this idea,
387
00:17:32,729 --> 00:17:34,992
I wasn't sure there was a market
388
00:17:35,036 --> 00:17:36,777
for another general store.
389
00:17:36,820 --> 00:17:38,779
Everyone is doing them now.
390
00:17:38,822 --> 00:17:40,694
Yeah, I was one of the first,
but I get it.
391
00:17:40,737 --> 00:17:42,609
And they sell
all the same stuff.
392
00:17:42,652 --> 00:17:45,220
I'm sure you've noticed
a similarity
393
00:17:45,264 --> 00:17:48,876
between our products and yours.
- Sure did.
394
00:17:48,919 --> 00:17:50,462
Wendy can I speak with you
for a moment?
395
00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:52,053
Sure.
396
00:17:52,096 --> 00:17:54,490
Why don't we go over
to your booth?
397
00:17:54,534 --> 00:17:57,058
It's so much quieter.
398
00:17:57,101 --> 00:17:58,625
Okay.
399
00:18:00,366 --> 00:18:03,804
Um, I don't wanna be the one
to have to tell you this,
400
00:18:03,847 --> 00:18:05,893
but it's about your fianc?
401
00:18:05,936 --> 00:18:08,722
You know Brad?
402
00:18:08,765 --> 00:18:11,324
- Who's Brad?
- My fiance.
403
00:18:11,986 --> 00:18:14,336
I thought you
and Antonio were...
404
00:18:14,380 --> 00:18:16,338
Oh David...
405
00:18:16,382 --> 00:18:19,123
We're business partners.
406
00:18:19,167 --> 00:18:20,777
Oh! Okay.
407
00:18:22,170 --> 00:18:24,346
Well, that's gonna make this
a little easier.
408
00:18:24,390 --> 00:18:27,393
Turns out Antonio
is a common criminal.
409
00:18:27,436 --> 00:18:29,395
- What?
- Stevie give me the...
410
00:18:30,266 --> 00:18:31,963
Look at this, please.
411
00:18:32,241 --> 00:18:35,331
100% moist liquid?
412
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:39,187
Antonio said it was locally
sourced.
413
00:18:39,230 --> 00:18:41,363
Sure. If you consider
the dollar store local.
414
00:18:41,407 --> 00:18:43,539
These sell for 99 cents.
415
00:18:43,583 --> 00:18:45,628
Well, he's been charging me
way more!
416
00:18:45,672 --> 00:18:47,804
I'm so sorry,
you had to hear this.
417
00:18:47,848 --> 00:18:49,850
No, David,
418
00:18:49,893 --> 00:18:51,547
I'm glad you told me.
419
00:18:51,591 --> 00:18:54,202
I was gonna go into business
with this person.
420
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:57,156
And I'm ashamed to say,
421
00:18:57,423 --> 00:18:59,604
in my weaker moments,
422
00:18:59,629 --> 00:19:03,111
I've been tempted to cheat
on poor, sweet Brad.
423
00:19:05,196 --> 00:19:06,531
With Antonio?
424
00:19:06,556 --> 00:19:09,298
Well, obviously you picked up
425
00:19:09,323 --> 00:19:11,673
on the intense heat between us
426
00:19:11,698 --> 00:19:14,831
if you thought we were a couple.
- Yeah.
427
00:19:14,875 --> 00:19:16,703
Wendy, for several reasons
428
00:19:16,746 --> 00:19:18,705
I think you need to say
goodbye to Antonio.
429
00:19:19,266 --> 00:19:21,272
Ugh. How I'm gonna tell Brad.
430
00:19:21,316 --> 00:19:24,319
He and Antonio are roommates.
431
00:19:24,363 --> 00:19:27,540
They share this tiny
one-bedroom together.
432
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:30,107
And it is so crowded in there,
433
00:19:30,151 --> 00:19:32,109
they had to put the mirror
on the ceiling.
434
00:19:33,503 --> 00:19:35,479
Yeah. Best to shut all that
down, I think.
435
00:19:35,504 --> 00:19:37,854
David,
436
00:19:37,898 --> 00:19:40,450
what would I do without you?
437
00:19:40,475 --> 00:19:42,520
I literally don't know, Wendy.
438
00:19:45,861 --> 00:19:48,497
- You wanna get high?
- No
439
00:19:48,672 --> 00:19:50,718
- but thank you.
- Okay.
440
00:19:54,863 --> 00:19:57,126
Okay. So, the delivery man
came in,
441
00:19:57,483 --> 00:19:59,659
used the bathroom,
442
00:19:59,702 --> 00:20:01,530
somehow broke the sink,
443
00:20:01,574 --> 00:20:04,664
and then left without
delivering the package.
444
00:20:05,752 --> 00:20:08,232
That is correct.
445
00:20:08,276 --> 00:20:10,539
I just find it strange that
he would then leave a note
446
00:20:10,583 --> 00:20:13,194
saying, "sorry I missed you".
447
00:20:13,237 --> 00:20:14,413
Yeah. No...
448
00:20:14,456 --> 00:20:16,197
I think he meant,
like, sorry I missed you.
449
00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:18,504
Because I was here
the entire time.
450
00:20:18,547 --> 00:20:20,220
And I actually think that he
was like a little bit drunk,
451
00:20:20,244 --> 00:20:22,899
because he knocked over
a lot of things.
452
00:20:22,943 --> 00:20:24,379
And you were here for this?
453
00:20:24,423 --> 00:20:26,381
Um, no...
454
00:20:26,425 --> 00:20:29,166
Well, you were here
for part of it.
455
00:20:29,210 --> 00:20:31,908
Right. But I got here late...
456
00:20:31,952 --> 00:20:34,737
my grandmother passed away.
457
00:20:34,781 --> 00:20:36,957
- Oh God!
- A few years ago.
458
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,741
And it just been real tough
to get over.
459
00:20:38,785 --> 00:20:40,787
Mhmm.
460
00:20:40,830 --> 00:20:42,547
Well, fortunately we had these
security cameras installed,
461
00:20:42,571 --> 00:20:45,139
so I guess I'll just show
that to the insurance people?
462
00:20:45,182 --> 00:20:46,575
I don't really know
how this works,
463
00:20:46,619 --> 00:20:48,490
Patrick went to that seminar.
464
00:20:48,534 --> 00:20:50,231
Oh. Um...
465
00:20:50,274 --> 00:20:52,973
honestly, I-I don't think
that you wanna do that.
466
00:20:55,262 --> 00:20:57,351
You said that I could trust you.
467
00:20:57,630 --> 00:20:59,458
First, the Tamagotchies,
now this!
468
00:20:59,501 --> 00:21:01,242
Get out of my store.
469
00:21:01,285 --> 00:21:03,046
Okay, fine. You can take
the money for the sink
470
00:21:03,070 --> 00:21:04,910
out of what you were going
to pay me for today.
471
00:21:04,941 --> 00:21:06,484
I wasn't planning on paying
you anything.
472
00:21:06,508 --> 00:21:08,118
Get out!
473
00:21:08,162 --> 00:21:09,903
You too. Very disappointed.
474
00:21:09,946 --> 00:21:11,731
And if we're pointing fingers,
David,
475
00:21:11,774 --> 00:21:14,342
I've done it on a lot of sinks
and I've never had an issue.
476
00:21:14,385 --> 00:21:16,059
When you say you've done it
on a lot of sinks...
477
00:21:16,083 --> 00:21:17,432
Out!
478
00:21:17,476 --> 00:21:19,303
Hmm.
479
00:21:19,328 --> 00:21:22,046
Ugh! I don't wanna touch this.
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