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It's the last day
of our auditions, Moira.
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We might have to lower
our standards
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if we're gonna find our lead.
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Lowering your standards
is a slippery slope, Jocelyn.
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Next thing I know
you'll be telling me
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we'll be staging this production
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at the school gymnasium.
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Very dapper, Mr. Rose!
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Like the maestro
of a Lebanese orchestra.
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Congratulations Johnny,
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I never thought I'd see
this little motel
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recognized for anything,
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besides the occasional
cockroach!
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I made myself laugh there.
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Well, always nice to be
nominated, Jocelyn.
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But I'm not putting too much
stock in...
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regional hospitality awards.
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The revisions for your
acceptance speech
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are on the vanity, dear.
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Oh thank you, sweetheart.
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So how's the uh,
casting hunt going?
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Oh, disconsolate, John.
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We may be looking at putting
an ad in broadwayworld.com.
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Perhaps there's a chorus girl
on holiday,
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looking for a leg up.
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Okay, hi!
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First of all,
I'd like to remind you
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that this is a live-work space,
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and second, fine, I'll do it.
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Do what, dear?
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I'll step in as the star
of your musical.
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No!
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No, with your responsibilities
as our in-house publicist,
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I couldn't ask you
to do that now.
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Okay, well, you seem
pretty desperate,
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so I'm happy to help.
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Well Moira, I'd consider it.
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I mean, we did spend
all that money
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flying in Barbara Streisand's
vocal coach
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that summer Alexis wanted to be
the next Jessica Simpson.
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Alexis, a brief stint
on a reality show,
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that's one thing, but...
acting, that's...
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Um, the producers
of "A Little Bit Alexis"
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insisted that I take
acting classes
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after we started shooting, so.
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Almost makes me want
to try out for it myself.
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Okay, now we're all just
getting the sillies.
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Best we stick to our
award-nominated day jobs.
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Well, I'm sure that Alexis
has a song
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that she could sing
for the audition.
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Audition?
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Okay, do I have to remind you
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about the album that I released?
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Moira, what's the worst
that can happen?
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Besides the inevitable
accusations of nepotism!
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Well, for what it's worth,
Alexis,
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I always thought
"Hampton's Hoes"
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was quite catchy.
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Boop!
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Oh, Stevie.
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You look very nice.
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- No, I don't.
- Uh, yes, you do!
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Very spiffy!
That's a lovely dress.
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I literally pulled it out
of the laundry, Mr. Rose.
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I've had it forever.
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You know it's not
a bad thing to admit
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you really care about
these awards, Stevie.
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You're bringing a bag?
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You know, I almost brought
a change of clothes myself.
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Moira told me to pack
a second suit
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for the after-party, but uh,
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who am I, George Clooney?
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No, Mr. Rose,
that's a weekend bag.
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I'm going away for the weekend.
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Oh.
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I told you I'm taking
Monday off!
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Yeah, but I didn't know
you were going some place.
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Uh, Emir is presenting
at the awards,
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so I just thought I might
drive around with him
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for a few days after.
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Oh... so it sounds like
you two are getting...
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pretty serious?
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Uh, I guess we'll see
what happens this weekend.
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Hello, guys, uh...
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whoa!
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Look at us! Who are we?
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Brad Pitt and his
handsome brother?
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And Johnny?
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Why the jacket, Roland?
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You know you're not going
to the awards.
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Johnny, you asked me
to manage the motel
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while you were away.
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I'm not gonna show up
just dressed
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like some schlub off the street!
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Like you do every day?
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- Wow, okay.
This one puts on a dress
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and suddenly she's Rita Rudner.
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Guys, I am really gonna
miss this...
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workplace banter.
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- We are coming back, Roland.
- Oh.
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At least I'm coming back,
I don't know about Stevie.
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Oh my God,
we should really get going.
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How about one picture
before we go?
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Great idea, okay.
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Stevie, do you mind?
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Here we go.
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I meant a picture
of me and Stevie.
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Absolutely, no,
that makes perfect sense.
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Okay.
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And everybody...
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Put Mr. Rose in it.
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I just don't get the big
reveal, it's a bathroom.
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It's not just a bathroom,
David, it's a passion project.
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I'd kill to be that
passionate about a bathroom
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that you've now decided
to open up
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to the entire town.
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Yeah well, we can't afford
to keep a private bathroom,
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David, we're losing customers
to the cafe.
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Besides, you're the one
who started serving booze
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at those evening events.
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Um, those evening events
are part of a summer series.
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- Oh...
- We sold 30 dreamcatchers
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at that Cosmic Meditation
Clinic.
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Huh.
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- Yeah, you know what?
You were right.
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It does look beautiful.
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- What the f...
- So, I'm confused.
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Where does the bathroom start,
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and all this garbage end?
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Ronnie swore this would
be done today.
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Yep, but you ran out of tiles.
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It doesn't help that you picked
the most expensive ones.
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Okay, you asked for my opinion,
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I don't know how much
Romanian marble costs!
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I was hoping to get
my hands on a few more
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in an hour or so, but that is
TBC at this point.
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Okay, Ronnie, uh,
this installation
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was just supposed to last
two days.
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And now half of our store
is covered in tarps,
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and David's organized some
writers' retreat
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for tomorrow night.
- It's a calligraphy workshop.
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We're working as fast as we can,
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you have my cell!
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Could you have not at least
asked her to finesse the tarps?
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I mean, there's green tape
everywhere!
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The tarps aren't staying up,
David.
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This bathroom's getting
finished today,
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because that's what
we discussed,
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that's what's gonna happen.
- Okay,
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it's just that you waited
until after she left
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to put your lil' foot down,
so I'm just not sure
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if she's aware of that plan.
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She obviously thinks
we're a couple of pushovers.
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Okay, speak for yourself.
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All I did was pick out
some gorgeous tile.
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I'm pregnant.
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That's it, that's the end
of my audition.
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- Indeed it is.
- I'm fine with nudity.
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Not necessary.
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Thank you.
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She looks like she may
have seen the inside
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of a smoky German bar or two.
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Who knows, a haircut,
some dance lessons...
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Moira, I feel like
we're really scraping
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the bottom of the barrel here.
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I think that we should
bring Alexis in.
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Jabberwocky! There are still
stones left unturned!
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Okay, you're actively
trying to prevent
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Alexis from auditioning here,
and I don't want to get
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in the middle of some mother
daughter competition thing,
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- Competition!
Nothing of the sort.
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No, Alexis just doesn't
have the...
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life experience.
- Really?
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Because according
to her stories...
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Well, she's had her fair
share of adventures, yes.
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But the role of Sally Bowles
requires an actress
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who can mine a deeper,
darker cave.
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A woman encumbered with secrets
she will...
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take with her to the tomb.
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Hence the high praise
Gina Gershon and I
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received for the role.
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You know what, Moira?
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I'm gonna bring Alexis in.
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And don't worry,
I will handle the audition,
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so it is less of a struggle
for you.
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Fine, you're on your own.
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Boy, it looks like
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"Best Customer Service
in a Motel Under 20 Units"
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is up fifth, that's the big one.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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Stevie, if we win,
and I know that's a big "if,"
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do you think you'll be doing
any talking up there?
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- It's all you, Mr. Rose.
- Okay.
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Excuse me, is this
the children's table?
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Young at heart, maybe.
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Johnny Rose, but I'm sure
you remember me, Emir,
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You declared our motel
a "must stay".
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How could I forget, Mr. Rose,
good to see you.
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And you are?
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Uh, I'm just waiting
for my date.
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So that seat's taken.
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Oh, well, can I uh... buy you
a drink while you wait?
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I guess, but he won't be
too happy about it.
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From what I've heard,
he'll take what he can get.
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So you're probably safe.
- I should point out,
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they have been coming by
with drink trays.
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Oh yeah, we'll just go
to the bar.
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Okay, well, I'm sure you have
some catching up to do.
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David, look.
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Ronnie is sitting in that booth
with Roland,
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laughing about something.
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Okay.
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She says she's working
as fast as she can.
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We don't have a bathroom, David!
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I'm well aware of that.
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You know, my uncle's
a contractor.
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I know how this works,
you've gotta stay on top of it,
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or they will find a million
reasons to just drag it out.
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Mhmm, well, my ex-best friend
was a crisis manager,
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and she told me multiple times,
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not to talk to anyone.
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Especially while they're eating.
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So I'm gonna just...
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Oh hey, Pat. What are you doing?
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Playing hooky,
or did the store finally close?
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I don't laugh a lot,
but that was good.
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That is funny, especially
considering we are open,
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but hey, who knows for how long?
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Because right now,
it sorta looks like
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a quarantine station.
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I'm sorry, are you
implying something?
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You know, I'm just saying,
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uh, the bathroom's supposed
to be done today,
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and you say you're working
as fast as you can,
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but uh, here I find you
with Roland.
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Okay, FYI.
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Roland is the hook-up
for your tiles.
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His cousin, Arnie,
gets them at cost.
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So I thought I would thank
Roland by buying him lunch.
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Because that's how
I do business.
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- Makes sense.
I was just sort of uh...
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checking in.
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I could always cancel the order,
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if that's how you wanna do
business.
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Ooh! Ouch.
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I would run out and get
some aloe vera pal,
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'cause you just got burned.
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Hi, is everything okay?
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I don't know, you tell me.
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Yeah, no, I was just uh,
telling Ronnie what a...
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what a great job she's doing
on the bathroom.
252
00:09:34,207 --> 00:09:36,035
And uh, we should get back
to the store.
253
00:09:36,131 --> 00:09:37,931
Okay, do you still need
to use the restroom?
254
00:09:38,063 --> 00:09:40,108
- What? Nope!
Uh, came here for you.
255
00:09:40,230 --> 00:09:42,232
So... we should go.
256
00:09:44,130 --> 00:09:46,133
Thanks for checking in.
257
00:09:46,176 --> 00:09:48,918
- Is everything okay?
You look more pale than normal.
258
00:09:50,946 --> 00:09:52,382
Okay.
259
00:09:52,411 --> 00:09:53,942
Hi, my name is Alexis Rose,
260
00:09:53,967 --> 00:09:56,273
represented by
Alexis Rose Talent.
261
00:09:56,317 --> 00:09:59,755
Okay, what are you gonna be
singing for us today, Alexis?
262
00:09:59,799 --> 00:10:01,975
I have chosen to perform
the title track
263
00:10:02,018 --> 00:10:05,065
off of my critically reviewed,
limited reality series,
264
00:10:05,108 --> 00:10:06,806
"A Little Bit Alexis."
- Ooh!
265
00:10:06,831 --> 00:10:08,746
Feel free to sing along
if you know the words.
266
00:10:08,771 --> 00:10:10,440
Okay.
267
00:10:21,995 --> 00:10:23,866
Are you ready?
268
00:10:23,910 --> 00:10:25,737
Let's do it.
269
00:10:25,781 --> 00:10:27,522
♪ I'm a Lamborghini
270
00:10:27,565 --> 00:10:29,393
♪ I'm a Hollywood star
271
00:10:29,437 --> 00:10:31,178
♪ I'm a little bit tipsy
272
00:10:31,221 --> 00:10:33,049
♪ When I drive my car
273
00:10:33,093 --> 00:10:34,834
♪ I'm expensive sushi
274
00:10:34,877 --> 00:10:36,748
♪ I'm a huge, huge yacht
275
00:10:36,792 --> 00:10:38,620
♪ I'm a little bit single
276
00:10:38,663 --> 00:10:40,491
♪ Even when I'm not
277
00:10:40,535 --> 00:10:42,276
♪ Ah! Ah!
278
00:10:42,319 --> 00:10:44,278
♪ I'm little bit...
279
00:10:44,321 --> 00:10:48,021
♪ I'm a little bit...
280
00:10:48,064 --> 00:10:50,719
♪ I'm a little bit of
la la la-la-la-la-la ♪
281
00:10:50,762 --> 00:10:52,329
♪ A little bit Alexis
282
00:10:52,373 --> 00:10:54,213
♪ La la la-la-la-la-la
A little bit Alexis... ♪
283
00:10:54,244 --> 00:10:56,116
Oh wow, okay.
284
00:10:56,159 --> 00:10:57,944
- ♪ La-la-la...
- Just wonderful.
285
00:10:57,987 --> 00:11:00,729
Okay, yeah, I still actually
had a few more verses.
286
00:11:00,772 --> 00:11:03,384
And in the last verse, I really
get to showcase my range.
287
00:11:03,427 --> 00:11:04,733
Oh no, you know what?
288
00:11:04,776 --> 00:11:07,518
I think that just that
30 seconds is...
289
00:11:07,562 --> 00:11:10,434
more than enough
to go off of, yeah.
290
00:11:10,478 --> 00:11:12,001
Are you saying I booked it?
291
00:11:12,045 --> 00:11:13,873
Great question! Jocelyn?
292
00:11:15,265 --> 00:11:18,747
Well, we do have to see
all the other candidates.
293
00:11:18,790 --> 00:11:22,055
But we will definitely
get back to you.
294
00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:24,100
Okay. Okay.
295
00:11:25,275 --> 00:11:27,495
Oooh!
296
00:11:27,538 --> 00:11:29,497
Oh...
297
00:11:32,456 --> 00:11:33,893
So what do we think?
298
00:11:33,936 --> 00:11:37,157
Well, there is a place
for her... somewhere.
299
00:11:38,462 --> 00:11:40,682
- On stage?!
- No!
300
00:11:40,725 --> 00:11:43,641
Moira, I saw your talent,
and I thought,
301
00:11:43,685 --> 00:11:46,122
well, the apple can't fall
far from the tree.
302
00:11:46,166 --> 00:11:48,298
Different orchard, Jocelyn.
303
00:11:48,342 --> 00:11:50,257
Though I do admire
the confidence.
304
00:11:50,300 --> 00:11:51,736
What are we gonna do now?
305
00:11:51,780 --> 00:11:54,478
"We?" We are at the precise
intersection
306
00:11:54,522 --> 00:11:57,786
of which I tried
to steer us clear.
307
00:11:57,829 --> 00:12:00,876
No, Babs Streisand's vocal
coach quit the business
308
00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:04,749
after just two lessons
with our sweet Alexis.
309
00:12:04,793 --> 00:12:06,751
He now lives in a monastery.
310
00:12:17,458 --> 00:12:19,001
Wow, it took a while
to get the drinks,
311
00:12:19,025 --> 00:12:21,462
yet, I don't see any drinks.
312
00:12:22,532 --> 00:12:24,447
Oh uh, we just finished them
at the bar.
313
00:12:24,726 --> 00:12:26,075
Oh, I see.
314
00:12:26,119 --> 00:12:28,208
Well, you got back
at the perfect time.
315
00:12:28,251 --> 00:12:31,602
Elmdale Moto Lodge just won
"Best Motel Suite."
316
00:12:31,646 --> 00:12:33,909
Coincidentally,
the Hospies Committee
317
00:12:33,953 --> 00:12:35,911
just had their retreat there
last fall.
318
00:12:35,955 --> 00:12:38,696
I'm not saying something's up,
but uh...
319
00:12:38,740 --> 00:12:40,524
- Okay...
- Our next award...
320
00:12:40,568 --> 00:12:42,918
So, what are you doing
after this?
321
00:12:42,962 --> 00:12:45,312
Oh, well, I happen
to have a king suite
322
00:12:45,355 --> 00:12:47,009
at the Elmdale Moto Lodge
323
00:12:47,053 --> 00:12:49,316
in exchange for presenting
an award today, so...
324
00:12:49,359 --> 00:12:51,057
Well, I did pack a bag.
325
00:12:51,100 --> 00:12:52,754
Oh my.
326
00:12:52,797 --> 00:12:54,688
Just thought I'd tag along
with you for a few days,
327
00:12:54,712 --> 00:12:57,411
you know, tour the best
and brightest
328
00:12:57,454 --> 00:12:59,500
in dusty roadside
accommodations.
329
00:12:59,543 --> 00:13:01,197
Oh!
330
00:13:01,241 --> 00:13:03,112
I will be traveling
with royalty, after all.
331
00:13:03,156 --> 00:13:06,637
Getting close, Stevie.
Stay calm!
332
00:13:06,681 --> 00:13:07,987
Wait, I'm sorry, I-I'm not sure
333
00:13:08,030 --> 00:13:09,597
if we're still joking around.
334
00:13:09,640 --> 00:13:12,208
Well, I took Monday off,
335
00:13:12,252 --> 00:13:14,776
and I know you have a few more
motels to hit, so...
336
00:13:14,819 --> 00:13:17,387
Oh! Yeah...
337
00:13:17,431 --> 00:13:19,911
no, that would be fine.
338
00:13:19,955 --> 00:13:21,435
That would be fine?
339
00:13:21,478 --> 00:13:23,002
That's the kind of reaction
you want.
340
00:13:23,045 --> 00:13:24,655
No, I'm sorry, sorry,
I just, I...
341
00:13:24,699 --> 00:13:26,024
you just caught me
a little off guard.
342
00:13:26,048 --> 00:13:27,460
I just wanna make sure
that we're still
343
00:13:27,484 --> 00:13:30,052
on the same page here.
- Yeah, totally.
344
00:13:30,096 --> 00:13:32,359
Yeah... good, good, okay.
345
00:13:32,384 --> 00:13:34,584
'Cause you know, I thought this
was just something great
346
00:13:34,609 --> 00:13:36,785
that happened when it happened.
347
00:13:36,810 --> 00:13:38,755
- It is.
- Stevie!
348
00:13:39,895 --> 00:13:41,525
I mean, you know,
I'm on the road so much,
349
00:13:41,550 --> 00:13:42,986
and you've got the motel to run,
350
00:13:43,011 --> 00:13:44,851
I don't see any of that
changing any time soon.
351
00:13:46,460 --> 00:13:48,549
Okay.
352
00:13:48,592 --> 00:13:50,812
But what if it could change?
353
00:13:50,855 --> 00:13:55,686
I'm sorry, I-I don't see that
happening for either of us.
354
00:13:56,078 --> 00:13:57,384
Oh.
355
00:13:57,427 --> 00:13:59,342
The winner is...
356
00:13:59,386 --> 00:14:01,083
Rosebud Motel.
357
00:14:01,127 --> 00:14:03,085
Oh! Yessssss!
358
00:14:03,129 --> 00:14:05,131
Stevie, we did it!
359
00:14:05,174 --> 00:14:06,871
Oh my God!
360
00:14:07,742 --> 00:14:09,439
Ohhhh!
361
00:14:11,137 --> 00:14:12,921
Stevie!
362
00:14:12,964 --> 00:14:14,749
Look at her, she's stunned!
363
00:14:21,790 --> 00:14:23,314
Um...
364
00:14:24,976 --> 00:14:26,935
hey!
- Hey!
365
00:14:26,978 --> 00:14:28,458
You're home.
366
00:14:28,502 --> 00:14:30,175
I was just gonna leave you
that little note
367
00:14:30,199 --> 00:14:32,854
and a box of chocolates.
368
00:14:32,897 --> 00:14:34,943
I got the part, didn't I?
369
00:14:35,064 --> 00:14:37,023
Come in, come in!
370
00:14:38,773 --> 00:14:40,688
Ohhh...
371
00:14:40,731 --> 00:14:42,385
Yay! Nom nom!
372
00:14:42,429 --> 00:14:44,015
I now see that there
are different ways
373
00:14:44,039 --> 00:14:46,868
to interpret chocolates.
374
00:14:46,911 --> 00:14:49,175
Alexis, I just wanted to say...
375
00:14:49,218 --> 00:14:51,133
Am I hearing Jocelyn?
376
00:14:51,177 --> 00:14:53,179
Yeah, she's come to tell me
the good news!
377
00:14:53,222 --> 00:14:55,137
Oh, did she?
378
00:14:55,181 --> 00:14:57,879
Chocolates?
Are we celebrating, Jocelyn?
379
00:14:57,922 --> 00:15:00,316
The chocolates were a mistake.
380
00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:04,245
Alexis, after very careful
consideration,
381
00:15:04,625 --> 00:15:08,803
I've decided that you are
overqualified for the role.
382
00:15:08,846 --> 00:15:10,848
I know, but I'm totally
fine with that.
383
00:15:10,892 --> 00:15:14,156
And I really value you
as our in-house publicist.
384
00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:17,638
Jocelyn, no. Oh, we can see
where this is going.
385
00:15:17,681 --> 00:15:19,988
Part of me thinks that maybe
we should give the role
386
00:15:20,031 --> 00:15:22,469
to somebody who really needs it.
387
00:15:22,512 --> 00:15:24,253
Oh Alexis, I wanted
to fight for you,
388
00:15:24,297 --> 00:15:27,213
but I had to recuse myself
as your Mummy!
389
00:15:27,256 --> 00:15:29,040
Okay, um...
390
00:15:29,084 --> 00:15:31,173
Who did you pick?
391
00:15:31,217 --> 00:15:33,219
We're still looking.
392
00:15:33,262 --> 00:15:36,599
So you picked no one over me?
393
00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:40,095
That would be a Jocelyn
question.
394
00:15:41,488 --> 00:15:45,447
Maybe there's a better
role for you.
395
00:15:45,709 --> 00:15:47,015
What's better than the lead?
396
00:15:47,058 --> 00:15:49,757
Yes, I'm curious
about that as well.
397
00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:52,368
Kit Kat Club Dancer Number Six!
398
00:15:52,412 --> 00:15:54,501
Hah!
- Sorry?
399
00:15:54,544 --> 00:15:56,242
She doesn't have a lot of lines,
400
00:15:56,285 --> 00:15:58,113
but she has a very sexy costume,
401
00:15:58,157 --> 00:16:00,202
and a lot of face time on stage,
402
00:16:00,246 --> 00:16:02,311
which I know that you love...
- I love both of those things.
403
00:16:02,335 --> 00:16:04,119
Okay, um...
404
00:16:04,163 --> 00:16:05,749
would that require like,
another audition?
405
00:16:05,773 --> 00:16:07,340
No, no!
406
00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:09,893
No, the part is yours.
407
00:16:10,316 --> 00:16:12,840
Jocelyn, how wonderfully
generous of us.
408
00:16:13,041 --> 00:16:14,738
Okay.
409
00:16:14,782 --> 00:16:16,890
Well, I'm guess I'll have to
put you in touch with my agent.
410
00:16:16,914 --> 00:16:19,569
But I think you already
have her number.
411
00:16:19,613 --> 00:16:22,224
And we'll get going
on negotiations!
412
00:16:22,268 --> 00:16:25,140
I would have my agent
accept that offer, dear.
413
00:16:25,184 --> 00:16:26,620
Yes.
414
00:16:27,856 --> 00:16:29,206
Thank you.
415
00:16:29,231 --> 00:16:31,668
Woo! How 'bout that,
partner, huh?
416
00:16:31,712 --> 00:16:33,888
Not bad for a couple
of years' work.
417
00:16:33,931 --> 00:16:36,107
Hey trust me, I'm just
as shocked as you are.
418
00:16:36,151 --> 00:16:39,676
But this is ours, and no one
can take it from us.
419
00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:41,263
Sorry, Sir, uh,
I'm gonna need to take that
420
00:16:41,287 --> 00:16:42,897
for the next category.
421
00:16:42,940 --> 00:16:44,657
We'll be mailing yours in six
to eight weeks,
422
00:16:44,681 --> 00:16:46,161
along with the bill.
Okay, great.
423
00:16:46,205 --> 00:16:47,554
Yeah, okay.
424
00:16:47,597 --> 00:16:49,251
Well, that's probably
for the best,
425
00:16:49,295 --> 00:16:51,340
I mean, I don't wanna be
lugging that thing around
426
00:16:51,384 --> 00:16:53,255
to all the after-parties.
- Mhmm.
427
00:16:53,299 --> 00:16:55,866
So, Stevie, I thought
we'd go for a...
428
00:16:55,910 --> 00:16:56,954
celebratory dinner, huh?
429
00:16:56,998 --> 00:16:59,087
Yeah.
430
00:16:59,130 --> 00:17:01,655
Unless that steps
on your plans with Emir?
431
00:17:01,698 --> 00:17:03,265
Nope, there's no more
plans anymore,
432
00:17:03,309 --> 00:17:05,093
so, whatever you wanna do.
433
00:17:06,312 --> 00:17:08,662
Your weekend plans
got pushed, or...?
434
00:17:08,705 --> 00:17:10,185
Uh no, just cancelled.
435
00:17:10,229 --> 00:17:11,969
It was a stupid idea anyways.
436
00:17:12,013 --> 00:17:14,102
I don't know what
I was thinking.
437
00:17:16,887 --> 00:17:19,194
Okay, well, you know what,
438
00:17:19,238 --> 00:17:21,065
if it's okay with you,
439
00:17:21,109 --> 00:17:22,980
why don't we beat
the traffic, and just...
440
00:17:23,024 --> 00:17:25,592
just head home, 'cause
I gotta be honest, I'm...
441
00:17:25,635 --> 00:17:28,290
I'm feeling awfully tired,
actually.
442
00:17:28,334 --> 00:17:30,771
Mr. Rose, I know how
important this is to you.
443
00:17:30,814 --> 00:17:33,817
Oh Stevie,
we got what we came for.
444
00:17:33,861 --> 00:17:36,037
Well, we didn't actually
get it, they took it back.
445
00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:37,691
I mean, what kind
of cheap-ass award show
446
00:17:37,734 --> 00:17:39,170
takes back an award?!
447
00:17:39,214 --> 00:17:41,390
Mr. Rose, I don't think
I can go back out there.
448
00:17:41,434 --> 00:17:43,566
Well, tell you what,
you stay here,
449
00:17:43,610 --> 00:17:45,742
I'll grab your bag, and maybe...
450
00:17:45,786 --> 00:17:47,309
a few shrimp for the road?
451
00:17:47,353 --> 00:17:49,529
Yeah, thanks.
452
00:17:55,361 --> 00:17:57,406
I don't regret what I did.
453
00:17:57,450 --> 00:17:59,990
Well, look who it is.
454
00:18:00,366 --> 00:18:03,282
Ronnie, we want to apologize
455
00:18:03,325 --> 00:18:05,109
for the miscommunication
this afternoon.
456
00:18:05,153 --> 00:18:06,415
We?
457
00:18:06,459 --> 00:18:08,156
What's that?
458
00:18:08,199 --> 00:18:12,508
This is just a, an expression
of our continued appreciation.
459
00:18:12,552 --> 00:18:15,337
I don't see any of that
blue cheese in here.
460
00:18:15,381 --> 00:18:17,208
David, did you put any
of the blue cheese
461
00:18:17,252 --> 00:18:18,514
in there for Ronnie?
462
00:18:18,558 --> 00:18:20,299
That cheese was very expensive.
463
00:18:20,342 --> 00:18:22,344
We'd be happy to run some over.
464
00:18:22,388 --> 00:18:26,348
So what would be the update
on the tiles, then?
465
00:18:26,392 --> 00:18:28,829
Funny you should ask.
466
00:18:28,872 --> 00:18:31,135
I was just heading out
to run them over.
467
00:18:31,179 --> 00:18:32,528
- Ah!
- Hmm.
468
00:18:32,572 --> 00:18:34,158
So I wonder if you still
need the basket, then.
469
00:18:34,182 --> 00:18:36,097
Oh, I still need the basket.
470
00:18:36,140 --> 00:18:37,640
So uh, does this mean
that the whole project
471
00:18:37,664 --> 00:18:39,274
could be wrapped up then,
by tonight?
472
00:18:39,318 --> 00:18:42,146
Did I just say that I was
heading out right now?
473
00:18:42,190 --> 00:18:44,323
- Yes, she did!
- She did, great.
474
00:18:44,366 --> 00:18:45,952
Uh so, should we just
jump in with you?
475
00:18:45,976 --> 00:18:47,761
I don't think so.
476
00:18:47,804 --> 00:18:49,676
What about just me then, Ronnie?
477
00:18:53,462 --> 00:18:55,029
This went well...
478
00:18:55,306 --> 00:18:56,869
I think.
- Yeah.
479
00:19:17,443 --> 00:19:19,010
Well, hello, you!
480
00:19:19,035 --> 00:19:21,037
Mrs. Rose,
what are you doing here?
481
00:19:21,178 --> 00:19:24,312
I thought you and I might
celebrate your big award!
482
00:19:24,589 --> 00:19:25,895
Come in.
483
00:19:28,279 --> 00:19:29,890
Oh, thank you.
484
00:19:31,282 --> 00:19:34,895
And I was made aware
there was a loss, as well.
485
00:19:35,548 --> 00:19:37,332
Yeah.
486
00:19:37,376 --> 00:19:39,465
Turns out, someone who's been
working the front desk
487
00:19:39,508 --> 00:19:42,076
of a motel her whole life
isn't exactly a turn-on.
488
00:19:43,338 --> 00:19:46,080
I was speaking of his loss.
489
00:19:46,123 --> 00:19:48,735
Stevie, underneath the brambly
tartan blousant
490
00:19:48,778 --> 00:19:50,693
is a chrysalis,
491
00:19:50,718 --> 00:19:53,715
just bursting with potential.
492
00:19:54,599 --> 00:19:57,483
Well, I'm glad
somebody thinks so.
493
00:19:57,526 --> 00:20:00,224
Yes, perhaps she just needs a...
494
00:20:00,249 --> 00:20:03,383
bit of a shock
to her daily routine.
495
00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:05,795
That's kind of what I was
going for, Mrs. Rose.
496
00:20:05,839 --> 00:20:07,686
Well, the kind of shock
I'm referring to, Stevie,
497
00:20:07,710 --> 00:20:09,930
will not come in the form
of a man.
498
00:20:12,067 --> 00:20:13,359
What is this?
499
00:20:13,579 --> 00:20:15,842
Oh, just a gift that once
jolted me out
500
00:20:15,985 --> 00:20:18,118
of my little podunk routine.
501
00:20:19,374 --> 00:20:20,897
Me, in front of people?
502
00:20:20,941 --> 00:20:23,204
I am not an actor.
503
00:20:23,247 --> 00:20:25,511
And neither is the lead
in the play.
504
00:20:25,554 --> 00:20:29,210
She's simply a headstrong
young woman,
505
00:20:29,253 --> 00:20:31,342
who's been knocked about
a few times,
506
00:20:31,386 --> 00:20:35,390
and... looking to make
the most of herself.
507
00:20:35,434 --> 00:20:37,523
Did Mr. Rose put you up to this?
508
00:20:37,566 --> 00:20:40,047
No, this inspired piece
of stunt-casting
509
00:20:40,090 --> 00:20:41,875
was an idea all my own.
510
00:20:43,529 --> 00:20:45,661
And we can't find anyone else.
511
00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:49,317
- Thank you...
- You're welcome.
512
00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:50,927
I should've led with this.
513
00:20:50,971 --> 00:20:52,886
Please tell me you can sing.
514
00:20:52,929 --> 00:20:54,670
I sing in the car.
515
00:20:54,714 --> 00:20:56,150
Good enough.
516
00:20:56,193 --> 00:20:58,457
Okay. Peruse.
517
00:20:58,500 --> 00:20:59,719
At your leisure.
518
00:20:59,762 --> 00:21:02,199
Okay.
519
00:21:02,243 --> 00:21:04,163
Oh, I see you've opened
a bottle of wine already,
520
00:21:04,201 --> 00:21:06,160
I won't burden you with another.
521
00:21:06,203 --> 00:21:08,510
Bye.
522
00:21:08,554 --> 00:21:09,816
Bye.
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