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ladies and gentlemen, from the zombie film.

Take a look.

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Captain Ajam to seashore. Got a situation onboard!

Hey, I know you.

I know you, too.

Ah, ah, mayday!

Did you hire a drug dealer to make me drunk?

Yes!

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Bring it.

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Hey, zombie.

Payback is a bitch.

- You did a great job there. - Thank you.

That looked like it was a lot of...

Mattie, that looked like it was a lot of fun to do,

to shoot that gun and say, "Payback is a bitch."

Yes, it is.

When we invited Mattie and Sam to be on the show, we said,

"Do they have any requests?" thinking they might ask for

maybe a little soda in the dressing room

or something, and they... As you can see,

they are not shy about asking for what they want.

They said, "We demand a chocolate fountain."

Yes, I love a chocolate fountain.

So, guys, on the way out, we're gonna bring out

your chocolate fountain.

- It's here. - Yeah! Oh, my God!

- Where is it? - Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Oh, my God, it's bigger.

We don't do this for anybody, this is just for you guys.

Spring Break Zombie Massacre is coming soon

to a theater near you.

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Take one, action.

All right, Sam's looking around.

Wiping his nose.

All right, pan it back out...

and cue Matthew.

All right, I know what's going on here.

Your boss is the Joker. I knew it.

Hey, I'm serious, buddy. The Joker is here.

I have to kill you.

Dad, cut.

Here's a story you may have heard about.

Two best friends who rallied their entire town

around a dream.

But the part that most people don't know

is that that dream turned out to be

an extremely violent and questionable zombie movie.

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Action.

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My name is Sam Suchmann.

I'm making a movie with my bro Mattie.

- Yep. - And it was cool meeting me too.

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And action.

Spring Break Zombie Massacre.

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So, let's take a trip down to the river.

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You know, a lot of people

like to watch Sam and Mattie's broship,

and it's an amazing thing,

and the part of their broship

that I think that I like the best

is the chemistry between them

when it comes to

a lot of things, but particularly

when they get creative.

- Action. - Go this way. I'll go this way.

I started trying to go out, you know, with the camera,

'cause they were always saying, "Let's go out and make a movie."

I would attempt to direct Sam and Mattie,

which is almost an impossible task.

It's called the "Tunnel of Terror."

The end. All right, good.

All right, Dad.

- That's a wrap. - Okay.

One of the things that I was very concerned about

when I had a child with a disability

was that I was afraid he wasn't gonna have any friends,

and it was just...

Just so cool that Sam and Mattie found each other

so early on, and they got each other right away,

and it was, like, they just clicked immediately.

So, um, can you tell me, like, a funny story,

like, one funny story, you guys, like, something crazy

- that you did. - Oh, yeah, funny story.

- Yeah, funny story. - I got one.

When I was 7,

I went to the Umbrella Factory.

There was an emu.

He reached for a carrot, and I got scared

and pissed my pants.

- Yeah, he did. - He didn't piss his pants.

I did a little bit. I did a little bit.

I'm Sam's brother Jesse.

How's that looking? That looks good.

You messed it up.

- Is that good? - No, keep going.

And for the past five years, even though I live

in New York now, my friends and I have been road tripping

back to Rhode Island to help them make this movie.

All right, once I have the sound going.

- The audio sound. - Audio.

- Okay, we're gonna do it, ready? - Yeah.

- Action. - All right.

So, just start with, "I'm Sam," and "I'm Mattie."

- Right... I'm Matt. - I'm Sam.

- And we love movies. - We love movies.

We met at Special Olympics.

That was our first swim practice,

and I was, like, 10 years old.

I would say, yeah, this is where we started.

We became bros,

and then grew up.

- We wanna make this movie... - We started this movie idea...

because we like zombies and movies...

- Movies and zombies. - And girls.

- Girls. - And girls.

Zombies and girls don't mix.

I know, but some zombies are girls.

- It's a little crazy, but... - It is.

We'll make it work.

We established some rules for the project early on.

We all officially agreed that rule number one was to have fun,

but rule number two was that Sam and Mattie were in charge,

and had final creative say on all decisions.

They are outrageous in a way that nobody expects

and is shocking and surprising.

I think people are shocked by the movie.

I gave it to Christmas, to people and I was a little, like,

mm, not sure they're gonna be happy about this.

Guys, wanna tell me something about your upcoming movie?

Oh, yeah, our movie, our zombie movie is epic.

- Yeah, gonna be good. - You have action.

- Yeah. - Sex.

No, no, no, no, no sex.

- Stunts. - PG-13, no sex.

- Stunts. - Yeah, it's adventurous.

- Adventurous? - Yeah, with zombies.

Yeah, it has scary, and humor, and image,

- and some disturbing parts. - Disturbing parts?

- Like, scary parts. - Do you really?

This wasn't Sam and Mattie's first attempt at video stardom.

- Who is it? - It's Vanessa Hudgens,

my girlfriend. Don't you see her?

Three, two, one!

Hey, what's up, this is Sam and Mattie here.

This is doing some shots of Diet Coke...

- Yep. - In the backyard.

Shut up, birds!

But something about the zombie movie

was clearly special to them, and they were determined

- to get our help with it. - This has nothing to do with

- your movie. - It does.

What does it have to do with your movie?

Jesse says I have to put videos on his iPod,

and then put it on the cloud for the documentary.

Okay, taking video of me doing paperwork?

- Yes. - Really?

Mattie, do the singing now.

- Nacho, nacho man. - Nacho man.

- I wanna be a nacho man. - I wanna be, I wanna be

a nacho man.

Nacho!

Do it.

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And cut.

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Remember the plot that we did on my dad's laptop?

Yeah.

It says Spring Break Zombie Massacre.

"Sam and Matt, bionic brothers who save the world."

Hey, bro, I got some really amazing ideas

for the movie.

Hey, bro, talk to me when you can, bye.

Hey, Jess, it's Sam. Just calling to say hi.

Hi, Jesse. Give me a call when you can,

or if not, give me a text when you can.

So, we just showed up in Rhode Island with cameras

as often as we could, and followed

Sam and Mattie's lead.

All right, yo, this is M-A-T-T.

I got swag, I got the flow.

I got the looks, I got the Bieber swag.

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I killed it.

- He-he! - Say we weren't here.

Right, if you were not here,

I'd be at work, but I don't want to go to work.

Right now, I wanna make movies.

- You go to the library. - Uh-huh.

Explain to me.

We go to the library to get some music that's good.

So, I take the link,

drag it on...

YouTube mp4 converter.

What, I heard it 20 times.

Wait, who's calling me?

Oh, it's my mom.

- All right, hold on a second. - Yep.

- Hello. - Hey, Mom, it's me.

- How is it going? - Uh, good.

- Yeah, where are you right now? - At the library.

- Oh, okay. - We're filming right now.

Okay, I don't wanna... I don't wanna get in the way.

No, you're not, it's fine.

All right, have a nice day, honey.

- I will. - All right, yep, bye-bye.

All right, sorry about that, sorry about that.

It's my mom, I love my mom.

Can we get Zombieland?

Let me see. Zombieland, Zombieland.

There it is, there is Zombieland over here.

And The Night of the Living Dead.

- Oh, yeah? - This is a good zombie movie.

- Hello. - Hey, Matt, how are you?

- Hey, good. - Good.

- I got these three. - Sure.

Wait, hold on, where's my... I'll be right back.

Need your card.

- You're on camera. - It's okay.

Thank you, thanks for letting me know.

- There you go, sir. - You're welcome.

- Remember, you're on screen. - Okay, yes.

- You're a second-hand character. - Okay, second-hand.

- Yeah, it's awesome. - It is awesome.

You have six items to pick up.

- "Let's Be Cops." - Yep.

- "Step Up Revolution." - Yep.

"College," "Waiting,"

"House Party 2," and "Project X."

You gonna take those, too, today, or just these?

Oh, you know what, I want to get it on Monday.

You wanna get those on Monday, take these today?

Yeah, not today, I'm busy on filming.

- Okay. - It's better for me.

All right, that's fine.

He gets a lot of Jersey Shore, which I find hysterical.

Sometimes the pile's like this.

- Yeah, it is. - You are all set, my friend.

- Thank you. - All right, have a great day.

- Love you, too. - Love you.

- Sam. - Yes, Mom?

- Have a good day, sweetie, okay? - Okay.

- Okay, you too, Mom. - I'll see you this afternoon.

- I love you. - See you this afternoon.

Love you, too, Mom.

Okay.

Maybe it's not this weekend, maybe that's...

- And what's the date...? - There we go.

There we go.

Oh, that hurt.

- Good morning, Sam. - Good morning.

- Good morning, Sam. - Good morning.

He's here just to film me.

It's cool.

This is awesome.

There you are, all right, that's the bell for homeroom.

Oh, my goodness.

What are you recording?

We're filming a documentary for my movie.

- Oh. - What movie?

- My teenage zombie movie. - A zombie movie?

Yeah, I'm making a movie.

It's about these two bionic brothers

that defeat zombies, zombie demons,

and demons, and they fight.

- That is so cool. - I know.

After just hanging out and filming for a couple months,

we did what everyone else seemed to be doing at the time,

and made a Kickstarter video.

- Hey, how are you? - What's up?

- What's up? - What's up? It's me.

Yo, what's up? It's me.

That's my catch phrase.

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He punched me.

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Hey, you better not be doing that!

I'm the handsome one like Nick Jonas from the Jonas Brothers.

Yeah, that's true.

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Do you like skateboarding?

- Yes, I do. - Why?

It represents my wild side.

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- What? - Why are you destroying

- my garbage can? - Uh, he told us that.

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We drew this, it's half of the storyboard

- for the movie. - You've been

drawing storyboards, that's excellent.

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- It's about these two teens... - Two teens.

By the names of Sam and Mattie,

and they have these two hot girlfriends.

It's a lot of parties, a lot of drugs going on in this movie.

There's some disturbing scenes.

It's gonna be completely naked,

two women, from the waist up.

I heard the word "naked," I think that's out.

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And the zombies attack the ship.

Then we fight again, then that's it.

On a cruise ship? That's gonna be really expensive to shoot.

Does it have to be on a cruise ship?

It can be on a ferry if you want.

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Yeah, we're on jetpacks

and I'm taking selfies.

Mattie's texting.

Then, we take the jetpacks to the city.

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It's gonna be the greatest movie ever.

- Why? - It's gonna be awesome.

Because this movie has better action,

better sex, and better romance.

- Dog! - Good dog...

We're making a movie over here!

Sorry!

So, I'm sorry about the dog thing.

And exactly as Sam and Mattie guaranteed us it would,

the whole thing went viral.

Two New England teens are breaking barriers,

trying to make it big in Hollywood.

Aspiring to be the next big filmmakers

- from Rhode Island. - An ambitious new project

starring two unlikely heroes and zombies.

To help them get going, Sam's older brother

launched a Kickstarter campaign, the goal $50,000.

Some people are wondering, "Why $50,000?

That's a big budget."

- Well, they have big ideas. - It'd be like black and white

version of like The Night of the Living Dead.

Some of those kind of movies.

This one has more comedy than...

We try to make fun of it.

See? It's really funny.

I now have the incredible honor and pleasure of being joined by

Sam and Mattie, and Sam's brother Jesse.

- What's up, guys? - Hey, good.

Jesse, you put together the Kickstarter.

Was this your idea?

They kept bringing up the zombie movie,

and it kept sounding more and more interesting,

and so I kept kind of bringing it up to my friends

when I'd talk to them, and eventually

we were all like, "All right, let's make a trailer, why not?"

You know, just 'cause it's fun to hang out and shoot.

You've asked for some celebrities to get involved.

This is DJ Pauly D with a message to you guys

that was sent to us today, let's roll that.

What's up, Sam and Mattie?

My two boys from Rhode Island.

I heard you guys are making a movie.

I'm trying to be part of that, let's do it.

Yes, that's awesome!

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Yeah.

Hello.

- Hey, how's it going? - Hey, what's up?

- What are you up to right now? - Jamming.

You, uh... you sitting down while you're jamming?

Yes, I am.

Good, 'cause I just, um... I just wanted to let you know

that our Kickstarter's funded!

- We got the money! - Oh, we did?

Oh, my God, oh, my God!

Oh, oh, my God!

Oh, my God, yo!

Holy shit!

Yo, fully funded!

- Hey. - Is Mommy out there?

- Hello. - Sam, I can hear you

in the background.

We gotta start scripting.

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The next step was to turn Sam and Mattie's

construction paper storyboards into an actual script,

which we quickly realized was gonna take a lot of work.

So, we turned our parents' basement

into Zombie HQ to figure it out.

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There's two ways to go: You can just take down

all the ideas and we edit later.

But I feel like what is better

is if we take the sort of first simplest structure,

and then go for dialogue.

- Are they okay with that? - It's okay.

- Hope it's on. - All right.

All right, let's work on the script right, here we go.

Yeah, hold on, I'm just writing the music.

Music, scene one, in the garage.

- Okay. - Providence, Rhode Island.

Comes down into the garage.

- We hear the music. - What kind of music?

Mostly rock.

- We are The American... - Mind Freaks.

Yeah, and I'm behind the drums.

And you're gonna be on the drum?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Ah, so now we're talking.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Mattie, what are you playing?

Jimi Hendrix, electric guitar for 25 minutes.

AJ, who's the diva girl, and just you guys jamming,

and the other people hanging out in the garage.

- Yeah. - It's like two guys

in the basement, like, Wayne's World,

playing guitar, same thing.

You look at Mattie and say what?

I'm gonna say, "Oh, my God, like wow, we just killed it."

"We just killed it, man."

- Yeah. - Does this make sense?

- Yeah. - "Oh, my God, like wow,

- we just killed it." - Yeah, there we go, totally.

- Yeah. - And Mattie, what do you say?

"Is it okay if I go upstairs with these girls?

- Yes. - Well... well, only one of them.

- Only one girl. - Or probably three or four.

Oh, okay, I'm gonna go with 10 percent of the girls.

- 10 percent of them. - 10? Oh, nice.

- There ya go. - Wait, so you're saying...?

Is it okay if I go upstairs with 10 percent of these girls?

Things moved pretty slowly at first, but eventually,

the scripting process clicked,

and was actually super fun.

- Yeah. - So, what scene do we do next?

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And he's like, "Rise, my demons,

rise, my zombies, rise, my zombie demons!"

Where are they?

Guess.

You can't defeat me, now or ever!

Bring it!

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And then, AJ says, "Or else what?"

Or else what?

So, "Or else I'm breaking up with you."

Or else I'm breaking up with you.

Fine, we're over.

- He's mine! - Mine!

- He's mine! - Mine.

He's mine!

♪

Go over your ear, or just straight into your skull?

It goes behind the ear right here, so right here.

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- There's a huge party going on. - Okay.

♪

Later, bitches.

♪

- Yeah. - Yeah, like that.

Mattie, you try.

Yeah, but...

What? Wow.

Can you hear me? Check, check, one, two.

One, two, check, check... sibilance.

I know Sam through my best friend Jesse,

who I've known since childhood,

and I've known Sam since he was a baby.

I helped change his diapers.

I was there from the very beginning,

and yeah, he's just like a brother to me.

We hang out, we talk about life,

we talk about things that are going on.

He said that he wanted me to be in the movie,

and I was pretty excited.

Good morning, action movie monster.

What do you, what do you think, Sam?

- Should I get this for real? - Yeah, you definitely should.

Dude, that is so badass.

This is a busy alley, you guys.

The scripting process was a blast.

I think it was... I think that was probably

one of the most fun parts of making the movie

was being there and having Sam and Mattie

express their ideas,

figure out, like, what they wanna do,

and then us, like, chiming in, being like, "Okay, that's cool,

but, like, what about this?"

But, the best part is... I love it 'cause Sam and Mattie

will just be like, "No, no, it's gotta be like this."

Cut to flashback.

Guys are being born, 20 years earlier, right?

- Yeah. - It goes across the screen.

Interior hospital, open on Sam being born.

You're both in them.

And the weird thing, give birth.

So your mom, from two different moms,

- are both pregnant. - Yeah.

- What does... okay. - And I was coming out

- without crying. - This is Mattie.

- Tell me about your dad. - Okay, well he's like the dad...

You described him yesterday as "Chris Suchmann but younger,

- tan, better dancer." - Yes, there ya go.

Okay, I'm just gonna type that in.

These are the future bionic heroes

that have the power to save humanity!

Okay, well, I say the dad and the Devil,

they're both having an argument.

This is the first scene where we see the Devil.

He's like Lucifer, you know, Lucifer in the Bible.

- Yeah. - All red, yeah, all red.

- Goat legs. - And a tail.

Where are those future bionic babies?

You're too late, Devil.

You're not getting anywhere near my family.

Leslie is your little sister.

- L-E-S-L-I-E. - They're identical twins.

But, identical twins with the same name?

Leslie Alexander Smith and Leslie Rosa Smith.

- Okay. - Yeah, so one is...

So, one is older and one is younger.

- But, they're still twins? - Yeah.

So, I'm, like, the second little brother,

but I'm older.

Mattie's the oldest.

- Yep. - But...

- Yeah. - So then,

I'm still not clear on...

This is the dad and this is the Devil.

- Yep. - This is the two Leslies

and this is the two of us right here,

and me and Mattie are in right here,

- like in the belly. - I just wanna reconcile, again,

that they're in the room when you guys are being born.

- They do exist... - But, that means they have to be

- older than you. - Yeah, we exist.

- No, I'm not letting... - If they're already in the room

- when you're being born... - I'm not letting

my little sister be older than me and Mattie.

My movie, so they're young.

All right, that's totally fine, but then why are they

in the room when you're being born?

I don't understand, if they're younger.

They're younger because they were the first younger...

Because they were the first born...

They're like the first two babies born.

I think we're getting further and further away.

There's two people that are in the room

that no one's ever gonna be like, "Who's those?"

It's just like, there's two other characters

that are in the room, deal with it.

Whoever's older, who's younger, that doesn't really matter.

Whose kids are where, but the storyline is like,

why does the Devil want...?

Is even going through all this?

Why is he turning everyone into zombies?

Why is... why is he going after the Leslies?

So, let's just establish the Leslies...

Because... because of the dad,

said to him to grow up.

Grow up.

Oh, so he's just... it's revenge for saying, "Grow up."

He's pissed about the "grow up" comment.

So, exactly, I'm not gonna... I'm not only gonna get

your older-younger siblings...

you know what I'm gonna do?

I'm gonna go make everybody zombies,

make everybody demons, and we're gonna go after their family.

- Wait, I was... - And zombie demons.

And zombie demons, something like that, right?

He wants to kill our girlfriends, too.

And I just wanna kill their girlfriends,

'cause no one tells me to grow up.

- Exactly. - Right, right?

They'll have their moments, but they get over it

and they get back in there, and they want it.

They want that movie.

Guys, this is it.

This is the whole entire movie.

- 50 pages. - It's all on page.

- Oh, my God. - That's about an hour long.

Will you guys autograph this?

Oh, good idea.

- I'll sign right here. - Okay.

No, I guess not.

- Thanks. - With the script

finally in hand, we called our friend Suzy,

who's an actual producer, and she had some bad news.

Oh, there we go.

Hey, how are you doing, Suzy?

- Hi, guys, how are you? - We finished the whole script.

I know, this script is amazing.

- Thank you. - You know, you guys have been...

You guys have been working really hard on this.

To dream big, and to write big, and that's what

you're supposed to do on the script-writing phase,

so you guys nailed it.

You guys have written a script that is a movie

that's much, much, much bigger of a budget

- than what we actually have. - Oh, okay.

- Yeah. - Okay.

So, that's something that we're gonna have to talk about

a little bit, so I made these little cards

that kinda break down your script into locations.

So, you guys have the scene where...

When the Devil first shows up in a hospital room.

Well, we got the fire safety offer.

It's like $1,000, 12-hour day.

So, basically on any day

that you guys wanna have any kind of fire on set,

it's gonna cost you, minimum, $5,000,

and that's just for something small.

But, then it can also cost up to $10,000

or $15,000 or more.

Just like... just like the movie "Unfriended."

Obviously Sam and Mattie weren't interested in compromising

on their vision, so we had our work cut out for us.

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You guys have a lot of locations.

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We're cool. Two thumbs up.

♪

Right here, ocean, motion.

Ocean, motion.

I can't do it. Here and there.

♪

Just get into character.

This is... this is the one.

Prom, you're gonna have, like, a DJ booth,

- people dancing. - Yeah.

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Are you ready to pick some casting?

- Oh, wow. - Oh, wow.

Either her or her.

- Or him. - Eh, how about

this guy over here?

♪

In class, Sam came up to me, and he mentioned the idea,

and actually he had the script on him.

You're too late, Devil.

You're not going near my family.

- We have a dad! - Yeah, we do.

♪

What's that noise?

- Bobby, action. - Action.

♪

I don't want you talking to her.

- Yes to her. - Thank you, you're so sweet.

♪

If this info gets into the wrong hands,

it could mean the end of humanity...

♪

Forever.

I love this guy.

♪

- 911! - Sweet, cute, funny.

I'm a cute mess? Am I a hot mess?

Where are those future bionic babies?

Oh, that's scary.

♪

- Hey, how are you? I'm Tony. - Hey, how you doing?

Oh, my God, you're the guy who did Chucky.

- Yeah. - Yeah, I love your work.

Oh, thanks, man.

So, basically we fill these up with blood.

It's got a lot of really gross stuff in it.

Is that a model of a Chucky?

- Yeah. - Where's the mirror?

All right, go.

It tastes like... It tastes like chicken.

- Zombies! - Zombies!

Sam and Mattie, how's it going?

These are the craziest zombies ever.

This was custom made

just for Sam and Mattie.

♪

♪

- Sam? - Sam, yes.

- Mattie, hi. - Mattie.

Tierre Turner, I'm a stunt coordinator.

- Hey, guys, I'm Eric. - Hey, hey.

- How are ya, man? - Doing good.

♪

Swing it like a baseball bat, you can make it wide

and have it come out.

Ooh, there ya go.

♪

Three, two, one, go!

- I like that! - If you wanna do it again,

let me know.

♪

My favorite is Dumb and Dumber.

- I love that movie. - Yeah, I like that movie.

- Are you him? - Huh?

You did a movie about The Three Stooges?

- I did, yeah. - Wait, you're one of

- the Farrelly brothers. - Yes, yeah, I'm Pete.

Come on, give it up, hug it out like you mean it.

There you go.

So, you guys are gonna do a read through?

- Yeah, we are. - Ah, that's fantastic.

- I would love that. - All right, so...

All right, so let's get this thing started.

Sam and Mattie's Teen Zombie Film.

Okay, so exterior garage, day, music starts in

on the realm of Def Leppard, Green Day, Skillet.

Open on the skyline of Downtown Providence.

Crane down to the garage to reveal

Sam and Mattie playing music.

- Sam. - "Oh, my God, like wow,

- we just killed it." - "Wow," let's see, right here.

"Is it okay if I go upstairs

with 10 percent of these girls?"

- There we go. - Then, following...

"20 years earlier" goes across the screen.

"You're too late, Devil,

you're not going near my family."

"I don't need to if I have an army of demons

- to do it for me." - "Grow up!"

This sets the Devil off, he begins ripping apart the room

destroying everything, breaks hospital stuff,

windows, walls, scratches the screens

- with his sharp nails. - "Hey, guys, how's it going?"

The boys perk up, Sam turns away from the video game,

Mattie stands up from the bed, and gives Roger a high five.

"Hey, Dad."

- There ya go. - Start over.

- There ya are, okay. - All right.

- Get Sam and Mattie! - Get Sam and Mattie!

- Get Sam and Mattie! - Get Sam and Mattie!

Sam ollies over the four bullies.

"Later, bitches."

Sam takes a large bite of his burrito

while soaring over them.

- Want some water? - Uh, I'm good, thank you.

No, no, I was just acting, I was acting.

You wanna go off page.

A lot of good stuff comes.

You guys never saw Something About Mary, did ya?

- I've heard about it, but... - Okay, well there's

a funny line in there by Ben Stiller

where he talks about Brett Fav-re.

That was just an ad lib, you know, that kinda thing.

So, you're gonna find things just going...

You know, just ad libbing, you're gonna find funny stuff.

So, just be yourselves, like, you guys, I mean,

you can identify with these guys, right?

Except you're not actually brothers,

but I love that you... In this one...

Oh, there are two moms in this?

Two moms, same dad, but they are both pregnant at the same time.

- But, it's the same dad? - Same dad.

Yeah, that's what I was... Yeah, that's... I love that.

It's great, because I've never seen that.

- It's new, yeah. - That's pretty original.

This is what happens when we write scripts.

A lot of times the studio comes to us and they say,

"Please don't do this or do that because it might offend people,"

and sometimes I'm like, "Well, why would that be offensive?"

And then, they point it out, and I'm like, "True."

There were a couple things in here that I would avoid,

like, you know, this is a guy's fantasy movie, right?

- Yeah. - But, you must respect

the women in it, and make sure you do that.

It's just, you know... There's a point where it...

You don't wanna lose the women,

because that's 50 percent of your audience.

You know, you want them to love you,

and you do love these guys in here,

but there's just a couple lines where I wouldn't cross.

I wanna talk about that a little bit more.

Yeah, I get feed... We got feedback,

and we should, like, not really, you know,

be disrespectful to women.

And didn't you write in a scene that was, like,

more positive to women after that whole thing?

Yeah, I did, one of the scenes has a lot of girl power.

- I love Spring Break. - Oh, my God, that's so fun.

♪

- Whoa. - Whoa.

- Wow. - Wow.

Yo, that was awesome.

- Girl power. - I'll protect you.

- Come on, girl power. - Girl power!

Girl power!

Girl power, girl power, you know?

Well, I have not played the...

The surviving love interest.

This was a new experience, I didn't die in the movie.

So, in that respect, it was great!

I didn't die!

There is a reason you guys are getting this movie made,

okay, and it's because you're ambitious.

You guys thought to do it, you didn't quit on it,

you got it made... That's how we work.

It took us nine years to get our first movie made.

- Nine years, but we never quit. - Wow.

You guys never quit, and that's why

- I admire you guys, okay? - Yeah.

But, your other strength is this:

You're natural.

You guys are just fun to watch,

'cause you have it, you got that thing,

you have stage presence, and all's you have to do

is be yourselves, and it's gonna be great.

We better hope our first movie is as good as his first movie.

You think you guys can make your movie as good

- as Dumb and Dumber? - I accept that challenge.

- Yeah, me too. - All right, cool.

- Challenge accepted? - Mhm.

All right.

We called in literally every favor we had,

and it was finally time to shoot this thing.

All right.

- Oh, it's on. - Yeah.

♪

What's going on?

- Ready to make a movie? - Yeah.

Okay.

What are you eating?

Mommy made me a breakfast burrito.

- Little flat. - Enough energy until lunch?

- Mhm. - Cool.

Alrighty.

- How's that? - Good.

- All good? - Yeah.

- What scene are you doing today? - The garage scene.

- Yeah? - Mhm.

Like, the playing in a band?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

But, yeah, you had to get that in there,

- because that's my reality. - Yeah.

Come on.

Back it up.

Yeah, it is, I just asked him to move up.

All right, now I'm feeling a little bit tired.

- Yeah, did you sleep okay? - Yes, I did.

And I'm feeling happy.

- Well, good. - Ready for the scene.

There we go.

And I am ready.

How was work?

- Hey, bro, come in. - Hey, how you doing?

- It's the big day. - I know.

Yeah, it's a big day for us, I'm excited.

- I know. - So, I'll come over on set

- just to see how it's going. - Cool.

You guys, you can rock this.

- I know it. - Oh, please, I'm ready to rock.

- It's showtime. - It's on.

- It's on. - Yeah.

You guys good, you both buckled up?

- Yep. - All right.

So, how are you feeling, are you nervous?

- Nah. - Good.

I see a motorcycle and some giant trucks,

so I think I'm here.

Oh look, a motorcycle.

- It's Bobby. - Hey, how you doing?

Hey, Bobby.

- All right. - Oh, the drum set!

Oh, oh sick!

This is an awesome drum set, bro, check it out.

Get some mic stands over here.

- Oh, that's awesome. - What do you guys think?

- Is it what you envisioned? - Yeah, amazing.

So, you got a big day, let's get you guys upstairs

- into wardrobe. - Go ahead and go up the stairs

- and up another set of stairs. - Okay.

So, are you guys getting dressed now?

- Okay. - Is that what's happening,

or are they doing the tattoo first?

- You ready for this? - Yeah, I'm ready for this.

- Awesome, dude. - You're awesome.

Make it look a little more worn.

Yeah, I mean, I washed it, it helped.

So, that's gonna get... It's gonna get a little wet,

- don't worry. - It's all right.

So, let's try it one more time, and action.

- Good. - What's that?

That's Downtown Providence.

Okay, so that's how we're gonna start.

- Here we go, you ready? - All right, cue music.

Cue music.

Tail slate, tail slate real quick, sorry, tail slate.

Where is the music, man?

We're gonna put the song in after.

I was just telling you, showing you an example

- about how the music's gonna be. - Oh, okay.

You know, 'cause we can't actually play it

during the scene, 'cause we need to have the audio

of everything that we're doing, you know, when Alan always

tells to shut off the music.

Take two, scene one.

♪ We will, we will rock you ♪

That's a tail slate, okay, cool.

Okay, I know this looks really bad,

but wait for it, we're gonna show you

the whole movie soon, and the scene totally works,

- I promise. - All right, let's get you

out of that guitar and jacket, let's cool you off a little bit.

One, two, three, four.

Yeah, we're coming loud into Providence, Rhode Island.

I got swag, don't pay no money.

I got twisted, busted rhymes, we're the wrong mix.

Wrong color don't mix, no hip-hop.

The MC's hip-hop.

♪

All right. Oh, thank you.

♪

Where are those future bionic babies?

♪

Hold on, hello?

♪

Here we go, come on, get in it, let's go!

- Get excited. - Welcome to Zombie Safaris.

♪

♪

♪

- It's Spring Break, bro. - It's gonna be awesome, bro.

Oh, it's awesome.

This is fun.

♪

Yeah, another one.

Thank you for being zombies.

Some days, it's... Everything changes by 12:00,

and then some days we're here much later than we anticipated.

It's the fog.

Don't let this feel-good montage fool you.

Things weren't always fun on set.

For example, we shot the whole thing in August,

and it was like 100 degrees most of the time.

I feel like I'm gonna have a heart attack.

- Are you okay? - I'm really hot.

You're really hot? You wanna get in the AC?

- Do you feel... do you need water? - Yeah, I do.

Are you okay?

Why is it so hot? That's all the problem is.

I know, it's so hot, I'm trying to get a fan

- back there for you, too. - Ugh!

I know, I know, it's frustrat... You know what, honestly,

I'm on your side, that's kind of annoying

that they keep you in a hot room in a hot jacket

standing around, I completely agree.

The fastest way out of it at this point, though,

is for us just to get the take done,

and you're right, you're right to be frustrated.

I'm not saying it's not frustrating.

I know, but I'm not in the mood for being hot right now.

I know, I know, neither am I actually.

- I'm hot, too. - Had a tough day.

Everybody has their point where they just had enough,

and I think, as a parent,

you learn to anticipate when that will be, hopefully.

- Emotionally he was overwhelmed. - He was spent.

He was spent, and I think they've done remark...

I mean, far better... I thought we'd have this

multiple times every day.

All right, we don't even need that much of them.

We need their lines saying, "Kick them in the side

- of the penis." - I started reminding him

of the original scenes that he and Mattie were doing,

acting out, before this even became a thing,

they would go and act out scenes for the zombie movie.

This was years ago, before...

It was just fun, and I said, "Remember how much fun

that was?" We pretended to go, "Take one, take two."

We just, you know... We were pretending

to make a movie and they were having a blast,

and I said, "It's the same thing you're doing now,

except it's a little more formal."

It'll be tough for a couple days, but we can do this.

- You think so? - Yeah.

- You think we can do it? - Yeah!

- We gotta do it. - Them, too.

- Ahh. - There it is.

Group hug.

♪

What everybody in this world wants you to need to know?

Why do I think that everybody's gonna wanna see this movie?

- Yeah. - I think everyone's gonna wanna

see this movie, because you guys are doing something

really special, and really unique,

and really different than anybody's ever done before.

♪

♪

Ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention, please?

I have the pleasure to say that is officially a wrap

on Sam and Mattie's Teen Zombie Movie!

Like, I've never been with this amount of people

that all actually, truly believe in something,

and I feel like Sid taking his first steps

on the set of an insane zombie movie.

Sam and Mattie getting tattoos.

♪

We've been through worse than this.

Yeah.

It feels really good.

♪

We were so psyched to finally get their movie made,

we hadn't put any thought into how people

were ever gonna see it, so we just decided

to host our own world premiere in Providence, Rhode Island.

- There we go. - Do you think anyone's gonna

- come see this? - Gotta be noticeable.

All right, do it here.

Go right there, do right there.

All right, there ya go. I'm good.

All right, we have two more to go.

Bobby, let's go.

Oh, Jesus.

- Ah, nice. - And he's done.

- Yes, he did it. - Oh, sweet.

Thanks, dude.

- All right. - Spring Break Zombie Massacre.

- July 7. - Did I spell it right?

- Yep. - Wanna check out the...?

You wanna check out the projector?

Uh, the projector's not set up right now.

Oh, it's not?

But I'll have it set up on Thursday.

Oh, cool.

- Yeah! - Oh, man, oh, man.

I'm locked in, someone let me out.

- Careful. - Hey, let me out of here.

So, are you excited about tonight?

- Yeah? - Yeah.

What's the most exciting part gonna be?

Like, what are you really looking forward to tonight?

- I know they asked you that... - For walking the hot carp...

For walking down the red carpet.

Walking down the red carpet, yeah?

- Yeah, yeah. - Yeah.

Hey, kid.

Hey, ma'am!

Hi, how are you doing, good?

Brains, brains. Coca-Cola brains.

Oh, okay, all right, I'm gonna give you Mattie.

Would you prefer speaker phone, so you can talk to both of them

really quick? Just 'cause Mattie's here

and they're together now.

Okay, here.

This is a reporter from Sweden that wants to talk to you.

She talked to Sam a little bit, but Mattie,

- she wants to talk to you. - Hello?

Hello, hi, is this Mattie?

Yeah, it's me, it's Mattie.

Hi, Mattie, my name is Kathleen.

- I'm calling from Sweden. - Uh-huh.

♪

♪ Today is Thursday ♪

♪ We're going to my movie premiere

with our hot dates ♪

♪ Justine and Madeline, there you go ♪

♪

♪ Alan's recording sound and Tim is filming me ♪

♪ And rocking it out of pocket ♪

♪ But now, I'm... ♪

♪ Yesterday we are... ♪

What I love about what you guys have done

is you met years ago, you talked about this dream,

and you made it happen, this is pretty spectacular.

- Yeah, it... - This was amazing.

I've seen Billy Joe Armstrong here, like, Jack Black,

- John Cena. - Oh, no, no.

- They are crazy people. - Yeah.

And it was cool meeting me too.

Spring Break Zombie Massacre is coming soon

- to a theater near you! - ♪ There's no one telling us

about what to do ♪

♪ No worlds ♪

♪ No laws ♪

♪ No consequences ♪

♪ Just partying all day and night ♪

♪ With the DJ behind the booth ♪

♪ We sing out of pocket ♪

♪ It's just you and me it's one, two, one, two, three ♪

- Get Sam and Mattie! - Get Sam and Mattie!

- Get Sam and Mattie! - Get Sam and Mattie!

Hey, everybody!

- It happens tonight. - Yeah.

We do this movie because it captures

me and Mattie's personality.

If you can feel it, make some noise.

- Make some noise. - Can you feel it?

This is the best movie 'cause it's gonna blow your minds.

- Your minds. - And blow your

underpants off, too.

Yeah, it does.

Thank you, everyone, and have a good night.

Enjoy the show.

And now for the moment we've all been waiting for.

Spring Break Zombie Massacre.

♪

- We are The American... - Mind Freaks!

♪

♪

♪

Oh, my God, like wow, we just killed it, bro.

Is it okay if I go upstairs

- with 10 percent of these girls? - Sure, man.

- Peace, man. - Peace.

- I'm gonna see AJ for a sec. - Oh, okay.

This is Sam.

This is Mattie.

These are the future bionic heroes

that have the power to save humanity!

♪

Where are those future bionic babies?

I need their future power.

You're too late, Devil.

You're not getting anywhere near my family.

I don't have to.

I have an army of demons that do it for me.

Dad!

Daaad!

I'm gonna end your wives' lives.

- Grow up! - Huh?

No one tells me to grow up!

♪

♪

♪

Boop.

♪

Oh, yeah.

Ohh.

♪

- Police! - Huh?

Devil, your childish, pussy behavior

has gone on too long.

You're on probation!

Fuck!

Attention please, Dr. Peter,

please call.

♪

Sup, bro?

- Hey, Sam. - Hey.

♪

- I don't like that new girl. - I think she's cool.

I don't want you talking to her.

- Why not? - Because she is

- splitting you and me apart. - I'm not sure she is.

She's pretty cool. I'm gonna do what I do.

♪

Divas.

♪

♪

What's that noise?

Are you making out in here?

Yes, ma'am.

Get out of here.

♪

You're mine, tiger.

♪

Oh, hell yeah.

American Mind Freaks.

You guys kicked ass last weekend.

I know, we did, yeah, man, that was fun.

- Loved it. - Yeah.

You guys were rocking out so hard.

Yo, when are you guys gonna be jamming again so we can come by?

I'm not sure, man, I got a lot of homework.

- Who are you texting? - It's none of your business

- who I was texting. - Yes it is!

- I'm your girlfriend! - Whoa.

- Who said you're my girlfriend? - You did!

- I know, man. - That's a lot of homework.

- Why are you so mean to me? - Don't touch me.

- You don't touch me. - Don't touch me.

- Whoa. - What in the hell?

Don't touch me!

- Yo, what? - We're done.

Hey, what's the matter?

My boyfriend broke up with me.

- I'm so sad. - I know.

Who the hell is this?

- Enough, or else. - Or else what?

Or else I'm breaking up with you.

Fine, we're over.

- Whatever, whatever. - I'm sorry.

It's okay, it's not your fault.

You're awesome.

♪

Okay, hitting pause for a sec.

Sorry to interrupt the flow.

We're gonna jump behind the scenes a few times to give you

a closer look at Sam and Mattie's creative process.

So, please enjoy the product placement meeting

that inspired the next scene and scored us free catering.

- Mattie, just this one here. - Right there.

And then whatever you want.

So tell us more about you.

I know it's about us, but we wanna know about you guys.

Yeah, well, my name's Dave, this is my brother Brian.

Us with our other brother Jesse,

we moved out to New York about 10 years ago,

and we started with a street cart here in New York and...

- We saw the picture. - Yeah, and then we went on

to open a few restaurants, so that's where we are now.

- Just selling tacos. - Oh, cool.

Have you heard of breakfast nachos?

I have heard of breakfast nachos.

- Can I have some? - We've mentioned that

these guys reached out to me, they said that,

you know, they maybe wanted to do

some product placement in the movie, but...

Yeah, we saw the Kickstarter and we were instantly excited,

'cause it seemed like an awesome movie.

- Yeah. - So any chance we can be a part

of an awesome movie, we wanna do whatever we can.

So thanks so much for coming down

and showing us what you had in mind.

All right, so you wanna take 'em through the first idea?

Yeah, sure, show them.

That's me throwing.

So, if I have this thing over here

that I will like... do that thing.

It's a bomb, it has a thing inside of it.

Like a bomb-rito?

- No, not... well, sort of. - A bomb-rito, yeah, yeah.

So, I took the zombie butt,

put it through his rectum and blow it up.

- Yeah. - You know, my concern would be

potentially using rectums with our food.

Um, but outside of that...

- You wanna move on? - Yeah.

- Okay. - So who's this on the floor?

It's a kid who's being bullied by these four bullies.

Didn't you have some dialogue written for this?

They just need to know what you guys are gonna say?

Oh, dialogue, oh, dialogue, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I say like, "Wow, dude,

these wings or these burritos rock."

And then Mattie says,

"I think I have an orgasm,"

and then I'm like, "Really, dude?"

I'm like, "Really, dude?"

Mattie comes out before me.

He grabs the bike, then he grabs the kid.

I bend like this a little bit

and do like a big jump over them.

Yeah, I'd be like, "Later, bitches," I'm like...

Deal.

♪

Thanks for the burritos, guys, they're really good.

- Now, enjoy. - Peace, brother.

♪

What's this little prick doing here?

♪

Come here.

Dude, these burritos rock, man.

This is freaking awesome.

I'm gonna have an orgasm, burrito-gasm.

Dude, really, dude?

- Oh, dude, bully. - Hold on.

♪

Don't touch him.

Why not?

Stop bullying.

Whatever, man.

What do you mean, "Whatever, man?"

You need a better attitude

or somebody needs to teach you anger management,

and AJ too.

♪

Later, bitches!

♪

♪ Hot now, rock now ♪

♪ Chilling with my top down ♪

♪ Riding dirty, dip it low ♪

♪ Never gon' stop now ♪

♪ Hot now, rock now ♪

♪ Chilling with my top down ♪

♪ Fresher than a motherfucker ♪

♪ Never gon' get locked down ♪

That's some serious shit, you know.

Bullying is actually a crime.

You can get arrested for that.

I'm not kidding.

Come on.

You know what I love after I get bullied

is watching hand-to-hand combat.

I got you.

All right.

♪

Let's go.

♪

♪

- Hey, Dan. - Hey, Dan.

What's up, bro?

Stuff.

Hey, man.

♪

♪

♪

Kick his penis!

♪

♪

Hey, bros, wanna hit up Cumbies for some victory slushies?

Oh, hell yeah!

♪

Oh, hey, Dan, I really liked those finishing moves.

- That was pretty good, man. - I like your flips.

Like, how did you do that with the force?

I'm just that good.

Wow, man, I like that.

Also, Dan, we met this kid

and he was being bullied by these four douchebag punks.

- Yup. - So we saved him.

I did an ollie over the bullies.

Later, bitches!

Mattie did a zip on a motorcycle and saved him.

It was so awesome.

Yeah, it was awesome.

Oh, it's past this kid's bedtime.

I should call his mom.

♪

♪

♪ Do biceps, then legs ♪

♪ Yeah, it's a creatine rage ♪

Hi, we found your son

and I was wondering if you can pick him up.

Thank you, bye.

♪

Well, well, well.

- You're coming with me. - Ah, man.

- Freedom of speech! - He didn't do anything!

- What about the amendments? - What are you guys,

drinking soda, doing graffiti?

♪

♪

Hey, if you guys join me,

you'll get your chance to get Sam and Mattie

once and for all.

Get Sam and Mattie.

- Get Sam and Mattie. - Get Sam and Mattie.

- Get Sam and Mattie! - Get Sam and Mattie!

- Get Sam and Mattie! - Get Sam and Mattie.

If you want to be on my side,

you can be zombies.

Demons, too.

- We're in. - We're in.

Raise your hands if you want to be zombies.

Raise your hands if you want to be demons.

Raise your hands if you want to be zombie demons.

Rise, my zombies!

Rise, my demons!

Rise, my zombie demons!

Let's capture Sam and Mattie

and destroy their stupid little family.

♪

♪

Okay, time to hit pause again.

We hope you're sucked in by now.

But to really appreciate the upcoming prom scene,

you need to know a little bit about Sam's

real life prom experience.

- Oh! - Yeah, don't choke him.

- I don't want to. - Tilt back.

It's just tight.

There we go.

Did you ask her to prom or did she ask you to prom?

- I asked her to prom. - How'd you ask her?

I just came up and said, "Will you go to prom with me?"

And she said yes.

Easy, it was basically a no brainer.

And we're meeting her at the school first, right?

Yeah.

I look good.

♪

I'm gonna win Prom King tonight.

And I can and I will win Prom King,

because I am one of the Prom King nominees.

Believe that.

- Big smiles. - You look so good.

Thanks, Mom.

Hey, Mom, get in there.

- I love my mom too. - Gotta take some photos of...

Oh my God.

Kill me now.

Do you want to call her?

You know, this is gonna hurt my chances to be Prom King,

I'll tell you that.

I'm sad to report that this isn't a scene we staged

for documentary drama reasons.

My brother really did get stood up.

So he wrote himself a way cooler prom story.

So, okay, so the next scene that we're gonna go to

is the prom scene.

♪

♪

♪

- Hey, bro. - Yeah?

I'm so glad I broke up with AJ.

That's a hard dance.

- Oh yeah? - Yeah.

♪

All right, this is for all my lovers out there.

♪

All the girls, in the bathroom!

Go, follow me!

♪

♪

♪

Oh God!

Listen, listen.

I promise,

I'll do what it takes.

I promise.

Just...

♪

♪

♪

♪

♪

Take care of my daughter.

♪

Oh my God!

♪

♪

Oh yeah.

♪

Hey!

I remember you!

I think I know you too.

You're the one that had an argument with my father,

then killed my mother!

Yeah, exactly, that was me.

Your mom was a ho.

♪

Let me go, not the hair, not the hair!

You're mine now!

Mattie, help me!

♪

♪

- Rock on! - Go wild!

Come on, bro.

We better get out of here.

This is not my fault.

♪

♪

So what did I miss last night?

I shot my girlfriend last night.

Wait, what happened?

I shot my girlfriend last night.

You shot your girlfriend last night.

- Yeah. - Oh my gosh, that's insane.

- I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. - Yeah, thank you.

You did everything you needed to do.

- You want a shoulder to cry on? - Yeah.

- All right, come here. - It's all right, man.

- Yeah, it... - It's gonna be okay.

I know, but it's really disturbing when I did it.

It's super disturbing.

I think Mrs. Fox has a daughter named Elizabeth.

She's really cool, you should date her, man.

- Oh, I should. - All right, cool.

- Yeah. - Elizabeth.

- Yeah, I love her. - Cool.

Cool.

How was the punch?

It was good until the Devil peed in it.

♪

Hi-ya!

♪

My sons.

Now that you're going away to college,

I have a special gift for both of you.

Whoa.

The power of bionics.

- That's sick, bro. - Come on.

These special powers will help you save humanity forever.

♪

- Wow. - Wow.

♪

♪

Yo, these bionics are awesome.

I'm powerful, I'm awesome,

and I don't care what people think about me.

♪

No way.

Mom, I wish you could see this.

It's incredible.

I'm a human but I'm not.

Guess what, Devil, you're not a pretty face.

- I am. - I feel so superhuman.

It's cool, you know?

Because of this, my life is way better.

Yes, yes!

♪

I can feel it.

Okay, guys, we're almost to Spring Break,

but before we get there, you need to understand

that when they were writing the scene,

Mattie was feeling a little underwhelmed

by his real life college experience.

♪

So tell me about today.

Yeah, I'm going to college, it's nonsense.

Nonsense, what do you mean?

- Like college. - That's not nonsense.

What do you expect out of college?

What I expect to be in college?

Dorm rooms,

some stuff like that, the frat house.

- Soda kegs for everybody. - Yeah.

What about the studying, the books?

Oh, well that's, that's nerds' thing kind of type.

That's not necessarily for nerds.

I'm going on Spring Break next month.

That's where I'm heading to, right, Mom?

I'm going on Spring Break in March.

- We'll see. - If you could get Pauly D

to play at your school that'd be cool.

- Yeah. - Did he respond to you

- on Facebook? - Yes he did.

I texted him, Facebooked this morning.

What did he say?

"My dude!"

- He said, "My dude?" - Yeah.

- Really? - Yeah.

I wanna see this.

And also, I typed, "My main man!"

You used to just watch him on TV

and now you talk to him on Facebook.

- Yeah. - Man oh man.

- That's awesome. - The power of dreams.

Yup.

♪

That's the building, that's the building I'm going.

♪

- Hi. - How are you?

- Over there. - We're making a movie.

I know that you're making a movie.

So we hired this guy to film me in college.

Six years.

♪

Ten percent better than high school.

♪

Okay, now let's get back to Mattie's dream campus.

Yeah, high school was awesome, now we're in college.

You guys studying hard?

♪

Your massaging's really good.

Just like your mother.

She's dead now.

♪

Hey, bros, guess what?

- What? - What?

I just hacked into your bionics.

- Nice. - Nice.

So nice.

Can you unlock all the abilities for us?

- Yeah. - Cool.

- Give us all the abilities. - Unlock 'em all.

But we're gonna have to be careful.

If this info gets into the wrong hands,

it could mean the end of humanity.

Forever.

But in the meantime, why don't I start you guys off

with some roundhouse kicks?

Some punches and spins,

shape-shifting, air-bending,

long jump, short jump,

tiny jump, microscopic jump,

break dancing, spanking,

picking up heavy stuff,

- flying roundhouse kicks. - Yup.

What do you guys think?

We should test them at Spring Break.

- Yes! - Yeah, man!

- That's such a good idea. - Hell yeah!

- Woo! - Yeah, dude, I'm down.

Hey, guys, how's it going?

Hey, what's up, Dad?

- What's going on? - Hey, Dad.

Made some pie for you.

Eric unlocked all the abilities for us.

No way, that's so cool.

Yeah, we're going on Spring Break.

Oh really, when are you guys leaving?

- Pretty much right now. - What?

But I just made some pie for you guys.

- Let's go, guys. - I could have a piece now

- before I leave. - Yeah, let's go.

- Okay. - Sorry, bro.

- Oh man. - All right, let's go.

I just got here, guys.

♪

- Any luck, Eric? - I'm sorry, guys.

- This thing's dead. - Why? What, why?

I mean, we're screwed, we're not going anywhere.

- Really? - Man, that sucks.

How are we gonna get to Spring Break then?

- You tell me. - I have an idea.

Hold on a minute.

- Guess what, guys! - What?

- We got jetpacks! - Oh yeah, man, gimme that!

Well, how are we gonna get there?

- We'll call you a cab. - Yup, later.

♪

♪

Shots, shots, shots, shots, shots!

Everybody!

Such good soda.

- Was that yummy? - Yes it was.

- How was yours? - It was good.

Cool.

♪

- Ahh. - There we go.

I love Spring Break!

- Woo! - Oh my God, this is so fun.

Whoa!

- Whoa. - Whoa.

- Wow. - Wow.

Yo, that was awesome.

- Girl power. - I'll protect you.

- Come on, girl power! - Girl power!

Girl power!

♪

Why are you being so quiet?

- Are you okay? - Not really.

I think something's wrong with me.

Look at me, are you okay?

What did you drink?

Can you explain the feeling?

Sam, are you okay?

Where'd you get that drink, Sam?

I gotta get out of here.

What do you mean?

♪

Wanna buy some drugs?

Uh, not really.

Come on, buy some drugs.

Uh,

it does sound very tempting,

but I don't really know.

You know you want some drugs.

Uh...

They're right here.

Well, I don't see why not.

♪

♪

♪

Hey, what we got here, son?

- Just some drugs. - Drugs?

You know that drugs are illegal and bad for you, right?

Yeah, I know that, yeah.

Well, we got you now, come with me.

You're going to jail for so many seasons.

Can I talk to my girlfriend first?

No, get in the car.

Sam!

Why?

♪

♪

♪

Get, get!

♪

I hate you.

♪

I'll kick your ass.

♪

♪

♪

♪

♪

♪

♪

Mr. Smith.

Based on the three seasons you have spent behind bars,

and the deep...

deep sadness and suffering

felt by everyone when you were incarcerated...

I have no choice but to release you

on the basis of emotional pain.

♪

I'm free.

♪

I'm sorry I messed up, Nikki.

I know.

Don't cry, I'm here now.

- You've done it. - Done what?

You've broken the drug spell.

♪

It's not safe here.

We gotta get the heck out of here.

♪

Eric!

Sam, Mattie, let's go, bros.

Let's go!

♪

♪

All right, let's party.

♪

- Bros! - Hey, what's up, bro?

- 'Sup? - Heard you're fresh outta jail.

- Yeah. - I'm thinking it's time

to party, in style.

♪

Okay, pause.

Last time I'm gonna do this, I promise,

but we just had to show you the greatest day of Mattie's life.

♪

- Yeah. - I don't know though.

It also might be DJ Barry D.

- No, not DJ Barry D. - I can't remember.

- It is Pauly D, man. - How do you know?

What are you gonna do, how do you think

you're gonna react if Pauly D shows up?

I'll be like, "I'm a huge fan of the Jersey Shore."

Uh-huh, what else are you gonna say?

- And... - 'Cause he does

- a lot of other stuff too. - I really want you to know

it's okay to me signed from you.

- Oh, you wanna get signed? - Yeah, by him.

- As a DJ? - Yeah.

I would take, I would take your time

getting to that part of the conversation.

Yeah, that'd be great.

- Hey, Pete Farrelly. - Hey, Mattie!

Like that, you're taking your eye off it.

Like that, no, you're taking your eye off it.

- Come on, I'm not. - Some hits.

Oh, every time.

It's like you can't be doing it at the same time.

♪

You gotta do that harder and harder, you know?

So what I want to know...

I wanna hear from you first, Mattie.

Tell me what you think of Sam's performance thus far.

I want you to tell him honestly how you felt.

I know you've been watching him.

He's doing good.

Expand on that.

He's trying to stay badass.

- That's what he does. - All right, and I'm sure,

Sam, you've got a long-winded answer about Mattie

and how you've watched him grow and his abilities.

- Tell me about that. - Well,

when I first saw Mattie in acting,

- I saw him in a bunch of plays. - Yeah.

Like Godspell, you know, High School Musical.

- Yeah, I did a lot of plays. - Different plays.

Mattie's acting is really good, you know?

The drive, the focus is awesome.

- Thank you. - Like...

- What's up, fellas? - DJ Pauly D!

- Oh my God! - Are you serious?

- Oh my God! - What's up, man?

I heard you guys need a DJ.

Yeah.

What, you guys thought I wasn't coming?

He knew I was coming.

You knew I was coming, right?

That's right.

No, I wouldn't miss it, I wouldn't miss it.

You guys are killing it too.

I can't believe it.

I love your two catchphrases, he goes,

"Oh yeah, wake up, yeah!

- Cabs are here!" - "Cabs are here!

The cabs are here!"

We didn't need an alarm clock in that house.

Yeah, dude, yeah.

You know what's funny about you?

- What's that? - You're my idol.

- Thank you, man. - 'Cause I wanna be

- a DJ like you. - Oh, DJ Mattie.

- DJ Mattie Z. - Mattie Z, I like that.

- Yeah. - All right, that's what's up.

Sammy can be your manager.

I'm actually a decent singer, I sing.

- Oh okay. - Let's do it.

- Pauly, Pauly, Pauly! - Pauly, Pauly, Pauly!

- Pauly, Pauly, Pauly, Pauly! - Pauly, Pauly, Pauly, Pauly!

- Pauly, Pauly, Pauly! - Pauly, Pauly, Pauly!

♪

♪

♪

♪

I'm back,

and I'm not leaving without those bionic powers.

♪

♪

You broke my heart.

You have no heart!

♪

Captain Ajam to seashore. Got a situation onboard!

Hey, I know you.

I know you too.

Ah, ah, mayday!

Did you hire a drug dealer to make me drunk?

Yes!

♪

Bring it!

♪

Hey, zombie.

Payback is a bitch.

♪

Oh no.

♪

He needs more power.

Think, think!

♪

Wait a minute.

♪

Move, move!

Sam needs more power!

I got this.

♪

♪

Sam needs more, he needs more power!

Got you!

♪

- Mattie! - What?

- We need more power! - I'm coming!

- All right, I'm here. - We need your help.

♪

♪

I got nothing left.

You're gonna have to save your friends.

I will.

- Thank you, Pauly. - I'm done.

I got a secret weapon.

♪

Yeah, lay it on!

♪

♪

Sam, come on!

- Eric, run it now! - I'm trying, I'm trying!

♪

Ahh!

♪

Come on, Mattie!

You got it, you got it, Mattie.

♪

♪

You have any last words?

Grow up!

Wow.

♪

♪

♪

So there you have it.

Sam and Mattie's dream zombie movie

made exactly the way they envisioned it.

♪

The world premiere was everything

they wanted it to be and more.

♪

Then we took the film on tour,

hosted screenings all over the place.

New York, Atlanta, Kansas City,

Vienna, Orlando, Cincinnati, Telluride.

The whole thing was one big roving party.

- Get Sam and Mattie! - Get Sam and Mattie!

- Get Sam and Mattie. - Get Sam and Mattie.

- Get Sam and Mattie! - Get Sam and Mattie.

Rock on! Go wild!

All right!

♪

But isn't that amazing?

When it started, just a little kernel of an idea,

and given the time and the right support,

you guys are capable of anything.

And I believe that.

What freaked me out was when they were on Conan,

and when you press the button to see the description of the show,

you see your son's name on the TV.

That was pretty cool.

You gonna make it?

People want you to, you know, go someplace with your movie,

speak at something,

do a commercial,

win an award.

So that sort of forced us to kind of be like

ready to go and flexible.

But their film itself wasn't exactly a runaway success.

♪

I mean, some things have not changed.

You're still trying, always looking for work.

♪

One of the things I worry about is that one day it's gonna stop.

And eventually, it all did stop.

Everyone went home to New York,

the phone stopped ringing,

and things just kind of went back to normal

for Sam and Mattie.

♪

Yeah, I wanna be honest about it.

It doesn't seem at this point like, you know...

When was the last time you got a phone call?

- Been a while? - Yeah.

The question is, "Why?"

So what was the point of this whole thing?

What did they want out of it?

Was this film a flop, did we fail?

Um...

Actually, you know, I've got a lot of processing

about this for a minute.

Well, I would say if we're speaking very honestly,

and truthfully, I would say no.

Because to me, I don't care about show business.

- I care about friends. - Ahhh!

Get set, go!

You know what I mean, I don't wanna be a sell-out

or I don't wanna be a punk that cares about the money,

because I never thought, like,

a movie like this, like a small idea

of a movie like this, that would actually happen,

but when you, Jesse,

put it on Kickstarter, it did happen.

Tell me more about the movie,

tell me why this is the greatest movie ever.

It's gonna be the greatest movie ever.

- Why? - It's gonna be awesome.

- It made me and Mattie closer. - Yeah.

It made you and me closer.

It made you, me, everyone closer,

because I remember, we were like half brothers,

but now we're actually full brothers.

- Like... - Do you want a soda?

No.

Do you feel like I'm not here enough?

Yeah.

Is that what the film is about?

Yeah.

Aw, Sammie.

You should come here more often.

♪

Sam just wanted to hang out.

♪

All he ever wanted was to hang out.

♪

Yeah, we should take it easy with emotions here.

No, man, I wanna pour it all out.

- You wanna cry? - Yeah, I don't care.

All right, go for it.

I wanted to hang out with my brother more,

hang out with Bobby more, you know,

hang out with my friends more.

And to make more dreams come true.

- Mhm. - Pretty much.

♪

You seem the happiest when you're being creative

with a bunch of other people.

So what are we doing next, guys?

I wanna make my sequel.

The critics don't want more of Sam and Mattie but the fans do.

Critics, yeah, hey, come to my house,

French kiss my ass.

"French kiss my ass," I've never heard that before.

Yeah.

That is a gross image.

It doesn't matter what film we're making,

just that people with a disability,

we have rights to make a movie.

To be with a creative mind and hearing, sharing thoughts

and sharing with each other.

- Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! - Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

♪

They say that the journey's more important than the destination.

I think that's what it is.

♪

What's the word I'm looking for?

- Mattie, help me here. - Uh, what is it?

I'm trying to find the word, help me find the word here.

- Oh, don't stop believing. - Yeah, don't stop believing.

Thank you.

You keep believing.

If you keep believing, it it will happen.

Like, it's not about how fast you get there.

It's about what's waiting for you on the other side.

♪

♪

♪

♪ You're my best friend ♪

♪

♪ And I love just hanging out with you ♪

♪

♪ And I think you're real fun ♪

♪

♪ And I think you're so cool ♪

♪

♪ And you make me think new things ♪

♪

♪ And I love just hanging out with you ♪

♪

♪ And you are my best friend ♪

♪

♪ Yeah, you are my best friend ♪

♪

♪ And I wouldn't have it any other way ♪

♪

♪ No, I wouldn't have it any other way ♪

♪

♪ And I think you're special ♪

♪

♪ And I really care about you ♪

♪

♪ And it feels like I've known you forever ♪

♪

♪ And that really means a lot ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, that really means a lot ♪

♪

♪ 'Cause you are my best friend ♪

♪

♪ Yeah, you are my best friend ♪

♪

♪ Yeah, you are my best friend ♪

♪

♪ Yeah, you are my best friend ♪

♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Best friends ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Best friends ♪

♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Best friends ♪

♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Best friends ♪

♪

♪ Yo ♪

♪ What up ♪

♪ If I had a girl ♪

♪ If I had her name ♪

♪ Then I'll be the one ♪

♪ Snooki likes pickles ♪

My name is Sammy.

All the girls like me 'cause I'm a pretty boy.

Baby girl, I got ya.

I'm like John Cena.

Man, you get sleepy.

♪

Yes, yes, yes!

Yo, fuck this shit, man.

I'm awesome.

If I was you, I'd go home.

♪

♪ If I had a girl like her ♪

♪

♪ I mean a girl ♪

♪