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RuPaul: Previously on All Stars...

You need to produce and host

an enter-tainting chat show Pink Table Talk.

-Oh. -Okay.

I've always been a mama's...boy?

[all laugh] Ooh.

When you flipped into that show mode

I was like, ehh get back to being vulnerable

Kylie Sonique Love.

I have taken on the responsibility

of having a pet.

I didn't feel like I got to know enough of you,

because I know that you have more to tell.

RuPaul: Jan.

I love my butt

because there is cushion for the pushin'!

You're always at 110% 100% of the time.

It's frustrating, because I'm trying to find that balance.

I am 253 pounds, and there is not a day that goes by

that everybody doesn't slide into my DMs

and remind me.

The top All Star is... Ginger Minj.

Werk!

Kylie, Scarlet, Jan.

you are the bottom queens of the week.

Scarlet, what did they say about you, babe?

I got pretty rave reviews.

I definitely didn't get the worst critiques.

This is truly some bullshit.

They told me to bring the funk,

and I brought it.

Well, not when the challenge is meant to be conversational.

I do think you had one of the weaker performances.

Ru-veal yourself!

-[cheering] -Oh, my God!

Ginger Minj, you're a winner, baby.

[cheers and applause]

I just won $30.000!

Which queen have you chosen to get the chop?

Scarlet.

Scarlet, sashay away.

Ooh.

Yes, bitch!

Whoa!

Bitch, you better represent for the big girls.

♪ Oh, my toes ♪

Aah!

I'm a winner, baby.

This is what I can get behind.

Hey, hey.

He-he-hey.

Congratulations, bitch!

You were so phenomenal in this challenge,

and rightfully deserve your praise.

Congrats, girl.

Thank you. I just wanted to have fun.

I had a good time.

Should we figure out what's going on in this box?

-Come on. -Ooh.

Ooh.

One vote for Scarlet.

One vote for Jan.

One vote for Scarlet.

Jan.

Another one for Jan.

Scarlet. Jan.

And Scarlet.

A tie.

Wow.

I have half the vote

when I just won a challenge and I've been doing well.

Well, what do we do about a tie?

What if they made the two that tied

come up and lip sync?

Like a lip sync for your life?

Yeah, that would kind of turn it.

I was expecting maybe one or two lipsticks for me.

I wasn't expecting four.

Really blows my mind.

It really bothers me.

I picked you

because tonight you had the harsher critiques

on the runway as far as the challenge and the look.

I also picked Jan.

I worked with Scarlet and Kylie this week,

and I wouldn't have felt right

nominating either one of them.

But I do want to encourage you

to just be a little bit more yourself always.

I feel the exact same way.

So I actually chose you as well.

Two weeks ago, they were, like,

bring back that funk and stuff,

and I tried to do that.

Like, I don't think I would have won the challenge last week

if I wasn't 110%.

And that's just, like, me.

This challenge was asked of us

to be ourselves and not a character.

and that 110, Jan, is your character, Jan.

Like fake Jan.

I just, like, didn't feel

like I was up there the entire time.

That just, like... was I?

-Yeah. -Yeah. Yeah, you were.

Thanks.

I wanna just say this.

I appreciate every single one of you

for not even putting my lipstick in this box.

I won't lie.

I was very close to choosing yours

only because based on this challenge alone,

I felt like you were the weakest link.

But I also feel you've got a lot more to show.

You were very passionate,

and I felt that from you.

I felt like, no, please don't send me yet

because the best is yet to come.

Whew!

I love you, but I'm trying to get de-dragged, bitch.

Let's get out of this.

I gotta walk my dog.

I gotta walk my hog, bitch, okay?

All right.

I don't wanna see my name

in no fucking tray to go home again.

Ever. I didn't wait 11 years

to come here and to drop the ball.

Oh, hell, no.

Oh, my God.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

RuPaul: The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars

receives a one-year supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics,

a coveted spot in the Drag Race Hall of Fame,

and a cash prize of $100.000.

With extra-special guest judge Emma Roberts.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ May the best drag queen ♪

♪ Best drag queen win ♪

Werk, werk, werk, werk, werk, werk, werk.

Hey, there's a new bitch in the werkroom.

Oh, hello, world.

-Is this it? -This is it, girl.

It's a new week,

and my girl Scarlet is gone.

Ooh.

Oh, well. No, I'm joking.

[laughs]

"Bubbles pop. Keep blowing. Love, Scarlet."

Aw!

So that's referencing her talent I'm assuming.

Referencing this dream being her bubble,

and y'all popped it.

Don't you--don't even start with me, Miss Thing.

Well, speaking of the Scarlet letter,

wipe them letters off, bitch.

No, I don't know if I can reach it. Hold on.

[all laugh]

Girl, at this point we've had five different challenges,

five different winners.

So, bitch, this is really anybody's game.

[tongue pop]

Hello, hello, hello.

[cheering]

Don't be scared, All Stars.

It's just me and my terrifyingly beautiful

Klein Epstein Parker suit.

Boo!

Boo!

Ooh!

My queens!

The All Star that makes it to the Hall of Fame

needs to be truly bewitching.

So for this week's maxi-challenge,

you'll be overacting in the spooky new miniseries

Ru-merican Horror Story: Coven Girls.

Yes! [applause]

It's about to get skurry in here.

#AllStars6.

It's a Drag Race salute

to some of the best actresses alive...

and undead.

With juicy roles like the bearded witch,

the two-headed witch,

and the biggest witch of all:

Joan Crawford.

[all laugh]

I'll let you decide

which bitch will play which witch.

And to make sure your wig isn't a fright,

feel free to use hair by Wigs and Grace.

Thank you, Wigs and Grace.

All Stars, do that voodoo that you do so well,

and may the best drag queen win.

[cheering]

Hey, ladies!

There are roles on the table that need to be filled.

For today's maxi-challenge,

we are going to be actresses, darling,

in Ru-merican Horror Story: Coven Girls.

So we have Kathy, a bearded lady model.

I wanna be Kathy Bates, the bearded lady fish,

because I'm so tuna, Imma pull the tuna anyway with the beard.

-Okay. -Okay.

Y'all can fight out the rest.

We have Leia, she's a schoolgirl model, gleek.

What is a "gleek?"

From the glee club like on Glee?

Okay, okay. Jan, okay.

I don't know if I definitely want it.

The part is very you.

People call me the Rachel Berry of drag all the time,

-so I feel like-- -They're not wrong.

♪ If I dream of the possibilities ♪

If there was ever a role that was tailor-made for Jan,

it's this one.

-♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ -It's peppy, it's annoying.

♪ Wildest dreams, they will come true ♪

♪ This is a lot ♪

Y'all wanna keep going?

Gabby, human voodoo doll.

I'll be Gabby.

We have Jessica, supermodel of the world,

inspired by all of Jessica Lange's

American Horror Story characters.

I would love to play Jessica.

I would love to play Jessica as well.

The judges really want me to show them some more,

and Jessica has a lot to show.

Are you up for the task, gal?

Bitch, I didn't come here to not.

I mean, I just feel like it's my accent,

it's my temperament, it's what I really like.

It's kind of what I connect with.

How should we do this?

Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

Paper covers rock. Yeah.

Motherfucker! I lost again?

Shit. Oh, I'm glad that this whole competition

doesn't rely on rock, paper, scissors.

-Okay, bitch, be Jessica. -All right.

I'm going to give them some drama, okay?

You probably haven't noticed I'm dying.

Look at me, I tell you!

I'm dying, I tell you.

I would love to play Frances.

It's Myrtle Snow,

and then she turns into Joan Crawford's ghost.

That's the only role that I see I'm interested in, too.

I feel like it's the only thing

that actually stood out to me.

And you're just adamant on Frances?

I will fight you.

Who is left?

The two-headed sisters, Sarah and Angela.

I'll play Angela.

Trinity, I'll be Sarah with you. How about that?

-Let's rock. -Somebody just take Emma.

-I'll take it. -Okay.

As Emma's written, she is a very young, fashionable diva.

And I think when people think of Ginger Minj,

they think...

not that.

I've never taken an acting class.

Bitch, I might have played Mary Magdalene in church,

but she didn't have no speaking role.

So they put me in a little thing.

That was probably my first time in--

That was your first time in drag.

Was in church.

Like, I did plays in school.

That's pretty much it as far as acting experience.

But I know with Gabby I know the part.

I'm going to have fun with it.

Even though it's not, like, a big, big part,

I can really give what I need to give

in order to stay at the top,

if not, you know, go higher, bitch.

Listen, the secret to the sauce is to do what you know.

I believe in ghosts, I believe in spirits,

I believe in voodoo, I believe in witchcraft.

I can do this, you know?

When you're comfortable

and it's something that you honestly want to do,

it's going to show, especially if you're having fun with it.

-It's gonna translate through. -100.

I always get you're the Lea Michele of drag.

And I feel like if my energy's gonna be up all the way

and that's what they see

and that's what I feel comfortable in,

-then bitch, I'm gonna do it. -Okay.

Angela is a loud and unapologetic voodoo priestess.

Sarah is mousy and speaks with a lisp.

Okay.

In the past, I've struggled in acting challenges.

Not only am I the legitimate queen of Draganda,

I'm also legitimately hotter.

So I'm gonna have to work hard

on the character that I'm able to create and develop.

I wanna be like Mickey Mouse, you know what I'm saying?

Like, my character's very, like slumped down anyway.

Yeah, and I'm very--

I'm, like, "Get off my back, Angela."

Meh.

Bitch, we need to be, like--

You mean--you mean we are supermodels.

I guess. Whatever.

[with a lisp] Thithter.

[laughs]

Get off my back, Angela.

[laughs]

Do, do, do.

Okay, okay, okay.

-I think we got it. -I think we got it!

[alarm] Oh!

RuPaul: Ooh, girl!

She done already done had herses!

Hi, guys!

[cheering] Oh, my God!

Sexy!

Girl, Angela Bassett is on this screen.

Oh! This is Hollywood royalty.

And she look like a coin.

Oh, she look like a coin.

Aah! Aah!

[cheering]

I hear you have an acting challenge today.

Any questions for me? I'm here for you.

Werk!

What? [laughs]

Bitch, the kids are gagged.

Hi, Angela!

What is the craziest thing

Ryan Murphy has ever asked you to do?

Well, I threw the script on the floor

and walked away during Freak Show

when I read the first script and it was described to me

that I would have three titties and a dingaling.

[all laugh]

I'd never been asked to portray that sort of character.

I don't even have the words to express

how it's like talking to Angela Bassett.

When she's about to smile,

she does this little thing with her lips,

and it's so iconic to me.

This is so surreal for me.

I feel--I don't even know where I am right now.

But Tina Turner was always my diva.

How do you find the essence of a character?

There's only one Tina in this world.

You find maybe a sound that she used a lot.

If she used the "ahh," the "ahh" sound when she spoke,

you know, so I would grab that.

Or if she used upward inflections,

I find those places.

Or if there was a movement,

just, you know, a physicality

that--you know, that she--you know?

[all laugh]

I love this song. I wrote it.

Aah!

But also, always, always center it in real emotions.

We've gone through so many things in our lives

and in our experiences that we can draw from.

Take the good and use it. Take the bad and use it.

You know, I know what it's like to be denied or victimized

or taken advantage of,

but you have to bring fire and march forward.

You gotta get what you need and all that you want.

-Oh! -Yes!

-Thank you. -Like, I'm on top of the moon.

Thank you. It's been a pleasure to meet you,

and I look forward to seeing your challenge.

I know the song, Ike. I wrote it.

[all laugh]

-Thank you so much. -Oh, my God.

We love you, Angela, so much!

Mwah!

[cheering]

Ah, yes, ma'am. Come through, Angela Bassett.

Black excellence, okay?

We gonna go slay, mama.

-Okay. -Aah!

Hi!

We're getting ready to film Ru-merican Horror Story

with Ross and Michelle.

Yes, I may not be known as an actress,

but, bitch, I'm gonna be one today.

Trust.

Action.

Let's get spooky, everybody.

And action.

Eew, I thought this was a modeling agency,

not a dog groomer.

Good.

And that'll cue you, Sarah and Angela, okay?

[high-pitched lisp] I wanna go say hi to Kathy!

Mm-mm, she givin' me bad juju.

Cut.

Okay, let's call that a rehearsal.

-Okay. -Yeah.

Ra'Jah, talk to me about the voice.

It's just the way I came up with my lisp.

I don't know how other people's lisp sounds, but it's mine.

Well, a lisp is not a tone.

You're going up a tone.

A lisp is with your tongue.

Try it with your normal voice, but add a lisp,

and try to find that character.

Action.

I came here to be a supermodel.

You mean we came here to be supermodels.

Ra'Jah, the line is, "We came here to be a thupermodel."

Because you're just one.

-Ahh. -Right?

One more time from the same spot.

We came here to be thupermodels.

-Okay. -All right, let's try it again.

Here we go again.

I guess Aunt Michelle and Uncle Ross

just ain't really feeling this voice,

and I just don't get it.

This is my character that I've created.

I'm trying to work it out.

Damn.

Now what do I do?

-Let's try it again. -Okay.

You mean we came to be a thupermodel.

-Cut. -Cut.

I think we can move on.

I keep trying to do the work, but...

Pblblblblbl.

Models?

I don't see models, just #basicbitches.

-Cut. -Cut. Great.

A'Keria, I know you're trying to give energy,

and that's what you're doing.

This needs more attitude.

-Okay, gotcha. -Let's try it.

Models?

I don't see models, just #basicbitches.

I wanna do it again with A'Keria one more time. Can we?

Yeah, A'Keria, so when you went to attitude,

you went to very monotone, right?

Models, I don't see models, hashtag dah, dah, dah.

Models? I don't see no models.

Best. That's it.

This is your last take just on your entrance,

and then we gotta move on, okay?

We believe in you.

I can see in A'Keria's eyes

that she is trying everything she can

to make this performance work.

[to herself] Models? I don't see models.

I don't see models.

She has all the ingredients

to make this a really perfect performance.

Models?

I don't see models, just #basicbitches.

But I don't feel like she's got the measurements

of all the ingredients correct.

All right, let's move on to the next scene.

Oh!

[all laugh]

There's definitely some girls

who have way more acting experience.

Bitch, I think Jan was acting in the womb,

and I think Ginger gave birth to her.

[all shouting]

Aah!

[all laugh]

-Good. Cut. -Good, good, good.

I'm just trying to feel that level.

Hi! I'm Leia.

No, you're pitchy.

Gabby, you're playing it too big.

I think you'd be really funny just to go, "No, you're pitchy."

Okay, gotcha.

Leia, I know we always ask you

not to keep it at 100 all the time,

but I think for this entrance,

this is your time to do that 110%.

So we're really going big?

-Yeah. -Yeah.

Back to one, kids. Action.

♪ If I dream all the possibilities ♪

♪ If you just believe in your wildest dreams ♪

♪ They will come true ♪

Hi! I'm Leia.

No, you're pitchy.

Cut, print, moving on.

-Much better, A'Keria! -Moving on.

Oh, thank you.

Okay, that was cute.

I don't know if I made it to my Oscar yet.

Starting with Eureka. Here we go. Action.

Emma, that world-famous actress!

I'm your biggest fan!

Charmed, I'm sure.

All right, cut.

Hey, um...Eureka?

-Yeah? -It almost feels a little manic.

Too big.

-Yeah. -Yeah.

Gimme something different, too.

-Action. -Here we go, action.

Hey, you're Emma, that world-famous actress.

I'm your biggest fan!

Is that gonna happen every time?

Yeah.

All right, let's move on.

Okay.

And action.

Cut! Look among us!

Bow!

You probably haven't noticed that I'm dying.

God, Tony, Neely O'Hara.

Ooh, I swear, I feel like...

Okay, we gotta work on this.

Okay, cut. Let's cut this.

This is...drama.

Uh-huh. Every emotion in the book is in these lines.

-Okay. -Here we go.

God, Tony, Neely O'Hara?

-No. -Kylie?

-Yes. -That was, like, a seven.

We want a 15.

Holy shit.

Miss Kylie, you wanted this role real bad.

Now prove to all of us why you wanted it.

I'm dying.

Look at me!

I'm dying, y'all!

Was that not a 15?

No.

I'm gonna come show you want I mean.

Yeah.

Because I know you can do it.

When they gotta get up outta they seat to direct you,

that ain't good.

Look at me! I'm dying, I tell ya!

If there's a God, where are you now?

God!

Tony!

Neely O'Hara!

[applause] Brava! Brava!

Thank you, darlin'.

[all laugh]

Michelle, don't call us, we'll call you.

[all laugh]

-You can do it. Go. -Thank you so much.

Thank you, Michelle.

You got it, sis. You got it. You got it.

-Come on, bitch. -Switch it out.

This is the last take.

-Okay. -Action.

Look at me.

I'm dying!

If there is a God, where are you now?

I swear, I feel like a cat on a hot tin roof.

Cut. Much better.

I know you feel ridiculous, but that's how big we need it.

Are you good?

I think so.

That's a wrap, ladies.

Sickening.

Yes!

Well, it's a new day in the werkroom.

Oh, shut up. [both laugh]

I love you, family.

Today, we're all getting ready to present our film,

Ru-merican Horror Story: Coven Girls.

And I can't wait.

Yesterday was a challenge for me,

and I really don't feel comfortable

screaming and yelling,

so I just hope everything comes out good, girl.

I'm not gonna lie.

I kept waking up in my sleep last night.

I had to literally calm myself down

for, like, an hour and a half.

The more we had to keep doing these takes,

the more it was making me feel somewhat insecure.

[sighs]

How do you feel? You feel good?

When we were doing our run-throughs,

I felt so good and confident

in the character that I had created,

I had started to develop.

And then once I got on set

and got the critiques about having to change my voice,

it was, like...

well, damn.

I think you did a great job,

and you shouldn't be down on yourself.

-I mean, we're on All Stars. -I'm not down on myself, girl.

I'm just saying don't, like, be thinking about it like that.

I'm not in my head.

I'm not in my head, and I'm not down on myself.

Girl, you did fabulous. We all did so good.

So all we gotta do is just show up on the runway, and--

Girl, you know we gonna do that,

and give them that nasty-ass walk.

Okay, and see what they say, girl.

Hi, cutie.

Okay, I need to know what's going on,

because it's, like, is this--

This is our bromance.

Uh, Brooke Lynn and Vanjie

is not gonna be the only relationship on Drag Race.

The nerve!

Okay, can we get, like, quarantine, some type of--

First of all, it ain't none of y'all's business what we are.

Second, contrary to popular belief,

I am a sex magnet.

[laughs]

-I think, girl, you bent. -We love you, girl.

Bye, baby.

Have y'all ever did, like, witchcraft

or dabbled in any of that?

I do not get into that devil shit.

I'm not calling no demons

to come and talk to me to tell me how they died.

I don't care how you died, girl.

I hope you a'ight.

I want my own funeral home.

Why are you gonna do with all them ghosts flying around?

But see, that's a different thing.

Those people are now dead.

Like, I don't fear spirits.

So for those of you who don't know,

I do have this crazy passion for funeral homes,

and I want one for myself.

I kill bitches on stage. Why not bury these bitches?

Plus, I wanna send you girls home the way you should go,

where you look like Sleeping Beauty and not the CryptKeeper.

Well, I did have an ex-boyfriend who was, like, a white witch.

I wouldn't be surprised if he was, like,

if I can't have you, nobody else can, too.

Ooh!

Like, well, Eureka, that's your man.

You should know, sweetie.

Ow!

Oh, that was a spirit!

That's her ex-boyfriend got me, bitch!

-Okay? -Miss Thing!

My God!

[RuPaul laughs]

♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe, let your whole body talk ♪

♪ Cover girl ♪

And what?

Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars.

My supreme, Michelle Visage.

Now, is that with cheese or without?

I want the cheese, but hold the tomato.

Deal. All right!

The hilarious Ross Mathews.

Ross, what is your favorite part of being a director?

"And cut." Or uncut.

[all laugh]

Actor and the She-EO of Belletrist Book Club,

the fabulous Emma Roberts. Hellur!

Because reading is what, Ru?

Fundamental!

[all laugh]

This week, we challenged our All Stars

to cast a spell in Ru-merican Horror Story: Coven Girls.

And tonight on the runway,

category is Oh, My Goth.

[all laugh]

All Stars, start your engines, and may the best drag queen win.

♪ You wear it well ♪

RuPaul: Up first, Ginger Minj.

Michelle: Looks like her date had a rough night.

Ginger: What I do best is theater, darling.

So I'm like Victorian girl fantasy

with my little voodoo doll.

Ross: I love that voodoo that you do so well.

RuPaul: Eureka. The higher the hair, the closer to goth.

Eureka: Peekaboo. She's 16th century Marge Simpson

meets Bride of Frankenstein.

And guess what's underneath?

A little peekaboo of that negligee, mama.

Serving curves and swerves.

Michelle: Les Jizz-erables.

[all laugh]

RuPaul: Trinity K. Bonet.

Emma: Hello!

Ross: Oh, crow, she didn't!

Trinity: It's tulle on top of feathers

on top of sequins on top of tulle, darling.

Can't nobody come for me on this runway,

because my train's so big it takes up the runway!

RuPaul: This Beyoncé's very séancey.

♪ You wear it well ♪

Ra'Jah O'Hara.

Michelle: Oh, my goth.

RuPaul: You know, just 'cause it's a funeral

don't mean I can't look good.

Ra-Jah: I'm serving Naomi Campbell

Black gothic glamour, okay?

You can't tell me nothing.

RuPaul: Bustier you stay!

[all laugh]

A'Keria C. Davenport.

Ross: You know why you can see through her headpiece?

-Why? -'Cause it's holey.

[all laugh]

A'Keria: Girl, I have a nasty headpiece

that's pressing into my skin,

and of course I got spikes showing my curvaceous shape.

Ooh-la-la, she-devil.

RuPaul: She got BDE: big demon energy.

[all laugh]

Jan. I follow her on Pentagram.

Jan: I am a goth princess, bat out of fucking hell,

and I do spook better than any of these other girls.

Michelle: Oh, my God, you guys,

I think she has a resurrection.

[all laugh]

RuPaul: Kylie Sonique Love.

Emma: I'm dead for her.

Today I'm gonna serve holy goth.

Just when you thought goth couldn't get sexier,

bitch, I'm gonna raise the stakes.

RuPaul: The devil wears nada.

[all laugh]

RuPaul: Pandora Boxx, and by box, I mean coffin.

Pandora: She married, she might have killed,

and now she's crying for the world to see,

because she got that money, bitch.

And scene.

Where's my Emmy?

Michelle: It's curtains for her!

[all laugh]

It's time for the world premiere

of Ru-merican Horror Story: Coven Girls.

-Werk. -Take a look.

[eerie music]

Hello?

Ugh. Is anybody here?

Why, step right up, step right up.

Hurry, hurry, sweetie!

Eew. Oh, I thought this was a modeling agency,

not a dog groomer.

Hey, you're Emma, that world-famous actress.

I'm your biggest fan!

Charmed, I'm sure.

Ugh, what kind of freak show is this?

Did somebody say "freak show?"

[with a lisp] Thither, you know I don't like that word.

Oh, my God!

Sarah! Angela.

It's been forever.

I wanna go say hi to Kathy.

Mm-mm. She giving me bad jujus.

I'm staying right here.

Angela!

You could at least say "please."

Please?

Oh, you all know each other?

Shocker.

I didn't come here for no mockery.

I came here to be a supermodel.

You mean we came here to be a thupermodel.

Ha. Models?

I don't see models, just #basicbitches.

♪ If I dream all the possibilities ♪

♪ If you just believe in your wildest dreams ♪

♪ They will come true ♪

Hi! I'm Leia.

No, you're pitchy.

Wow, you sing really...loud.

Better to be loud than measly and meek.

Get off my back, Angela!

No, Sarah, you get off of my back!

[rumbling]

Do you feel that?

My whiskers are tingling.

Something wicked this way comes!

As I live and breathe,

my gorgeous coven girls.

Frances, their bags.

Right away, boss.

Return!

[thunder]

Begone!

-Oh, my God! -Whoa!

[all talking]

Oh, don't act surprised, ladies.

Yes, Frances is a witch just like all of you.

What? In the sunlight?

But the most powerful witch of all is I.

Jessica, supreme model of the world!

[laughs]

[thunder]

Wait. Are all models witches?

Two words:

Naomi Campbell.

Okay, werk.

Bow down before your queen supreme!

The only queen I bow down to is Idina Menzel.

Corolus! Lord of Velda!

Bow!

-Oh! -Oh!

Thank you.

Now, because of my girlish figure

and my seductive manner,

you probably haven't noticed that I'm dying.

Look at me.

I'm dying!

If there is a God, where are you now?

God! Tony!

Neely O'Hara!

I swear, I feel like a cat on a hot tin roof.

[clapping]

Brava!

Thank you, darlin'.

Nice speech, Duchess.

Now, I came here to be the world's first bearded model.

So can we please hocus-focus?

Model? Ha!

Stop thinking so off the rack.

One of you witches

is destined to be the supreme model of the world!

[thunder]

First I must find out whose powers are the strongest.

Witches, assume the position.

Emma versus Kathy.

Girls, declare your magical powers!

I can kill with my poses.

And I can make hair grow anywhere.

Sounds about even.

Ready, set, go!

Whaddaya got, fuzz-face?

Don't be shallow. Frida Kahlo.

-Ha! -Ow!

[groans]

-Aah! -Aah!

Oh, my gosh!

Cute.

But I don't get cute.

I get drop-dead gorgeous!

Well, not by the hair on your chinny-chin-chin!

Aah!

[laughs] Ooh!

[laughs]

Oops. I dropped something.

I have to bend

-and snap! -Oh!

-Bend and snap! -Oh!

And snap!

Snap and snap and snap!

[cries]

Aah!

Wow, she's lethally blonde!

You're all welcome.

Next, Sarah and Angela, reveal your powers.

Well, it's a little embarrassing.

[giggles]

We harness the power of the pussy!

We're puthy on firetharter.

I wish I would have brought marshmallows.

Strut, walk, pose, turn,

make that fashion use the burn!

Is it me or is it getting hot in here?

Uh-oh.

Mariah!

Paris!

Balenciaga!

Okay, that was hot.

I was gonna fire her,

but I guess I don't have to now.

[laughs] Next, Gabby versus Leia.

Assume the position.

What's your power?

-Well-- -Ah, don't tell me.

The power to annoy people to death?

No, the power to annoy

♪ through song ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh ♪

Take that!

Excuse me while I slap you

by slapping myself.

Huh?

Ow!

Oh, that hurt!

That's because I am a living voodoo doll, bitch.

And you've been voted most likely to die.

We'll see about that!

♪ This is the beginning, the beginning ♪

♪ This is the beginning ♪

♪ Of the rest of my-- ♪

Big finish!

♪ Life ♪

Now, which witch gets the next?

Calm down, baby girl,

because as long as I'm still livin',

I will be supreme model of the world!

[thunder]

Don't fuck with me, fellas!

Joan Crawford?

Oh, wow, Ms. Crawford!

I'm such a huge fan...

of Bette Davis.

Is she coming, too?

Why, you little--

-Aah! -Back off, bitch!

Uh-uh!

No more wire hangers!

They're actually velvet hangers.

Wait, what? Oh, my God.

Look at these!

Yeah, we have them in every closet.

Oh, my God, I've totally never seen this before.

[thunder]

Step right up. Hurry, hurry, she's back!

I thought you were dead, Grizzly Madams.

Nope, I'm shaving my beard and moving to L.A.

I just got a job at a hotel for dead serial killers.

Hey, can your hotel use a lounge singer?

I'm looking for an after-school job.

This might sound crazy,

but what if we time-travel back to the late eighties in Harlem

and Vogue the house down, the house down?

Nice try, little lady, but I ain't in that one.

What if we flash back to the 1970s

and become Soul Train dancers?

[disco music plays]

Yes, baby, yes.

Hey, honey child.

It's all gonna be a stone gas, baby.

So now it's time to hear the soulful sounds

of Don't Be Jealous of My Boogie.

Yeah, honey!

I'm wishing you peace, love,

and a whole lotta lovin'.

Come on, hit it!

♪ Don't be jealous of my boogie ♪

♪ Don't be jealous of my boogie ♪

♪ You can say that you are not ♪

♪ But I always see you looking ♪

[cheers and applause]

Wow, that was skurry.

[all laugh]

Now, based on your coven girls performances

and your Oh, My Goth runway presentations,

I've made some decisions.

Will the following queens please step forward.

Pandora Boxx.

Trinity K. Bonet.

Ladies, you are safe.

You may leave the stage.

Thank you.

Ladies, you represent

the tops and the bottoms of the week.

Now it's time for the judges' critiques.

First up, Ginger Minj.

Hey, hey.

You know why I loved you in the Ru-merican Horror Story?

You knew that that close-up moment,

you knew the camera would be right here on you,

and you stole the scene.

Wow.

I thought your performance was amazing.

It made me feel like I had arrived seeing you as Madison.

Oh, I feel like I'm looking in a mirror right now.

I think you might be. [all laugh]

But I thought that your physical comedy

was just absolutely amazing.

So amazing job all around.

Oh, thank you.

Tonight on the runway, I think this is really fun,

I think it's kitschy, I think it's campy,

-and I think it's Gingery. -[laughs]

Thank you, Ginger.

All right, Eureka.

Hi, doll.

For runway and for your performance,

I mean, I just loved your energy in both.

I thought you're so present, and I absolutely loved it.

I'm gonna talk about what I loved, which is this runway.

And I think you did a great job of gothifying it up.

Another thing that I love about you as a performer

is you are not afraid to go for it.

However, I think what happened a bit

was we were stuck at one note.

You are just wild, but to Michelle's point,

that level all the time, although exciting,

it can get a little repetitive.

You know, you can say the same exact line

a hundred different ways.

You know, how do you do?

[deep voice] How do you do?

[high-pitched voice] How...do you do?

You know what I mean?

-Mm-hmm. Thank you. -Thank you.

Up next, Ra'Jah O'Hara.

My goodness, you look so beautiful.

Oh, thank you.

This is goth and beautiful.

It's classically gorgeous.

That smoky eye, that nude lip

is just making every gothic bone in my body so very happy.

As far as your performance,

I mean, I thought there were so many endearing parts about it.

And I thought that you and Trinity

had really good chemistry,

so I thought you guys did a really great job with that.

This is tough,

because I know you came in with a really specific idea,

and it just didn't feel like it was working.

And so when we gave you the note,

it felt like your vision and the note

were just fighting each other a little bit,

and I could see you getting frustrated.

It was the voice choice that you made

that wasn't sitting well with us,

and we tried to gently say,

"Try something else. We've got that."

So I think when you get direction,

I think you need to listen to us more

and implement what we're giving to you.

I think we could have helped you out

a little bit more if you let us.

Up next, A'Keria C. Davenport.

So gorgeous tonight.

Thank you.

I love how intricate it is.

It looks delicate and sharp.

Definitely.

All right, let's talk about

the Ru-merican Horror Story.

I think you had some really good moments.

You made me laugh a couple times.

The issue was, I think,

is you were just sort of monotone.

Now, your character was bitchy,

she was deadpan.

There's so much comedy in deadpan if you can nail it,

and you have to think of your intention always,

and I'm not sure that that was quite there.

You know, there were some nuances to this character

that just felt undeveloped.

-All right, thank you, A'Keria. -Thank you.

Up next, ♪ Jan ♪

-Hi. -So, Oh, My Goth,

let's talk about this look first.

This is on the costumey end, but just enough.

It's still glamorous, so I appreciate that.

As Leia, I mean, you were born to play this role.

For all the critiques that we give you

about trying to take too much light,

you needed to take it in this role,

and it was so fun.

I was so proud of you, watching you do it.

Jan, you did great.

Thank you.

It's every skill set that you have

in a part that really fit you.

Last week, I hated giving you those critiques

because it's tough to see someone who wants it so bad

and is so good just sort of aim and miss just a little bit.

And you just hit the sweet spot, Jan.

I agree with what Ross said,

that I think you found the sweet spot

of, like, not being too over-the-top,

but still leaning into the comedy.

-Mm-hmm. -And I loved your singing.

I wanted to hear actually more of the singing.

Up next, Miss Kylie.

Hi.

Tonight on the runway, what I love most of all about it

is the subtle way you slipped in the nude fishnets underneath.

It's absolutely stunning.

Let's talk about your performance

in Ru-merican Horror Story.

When you first came out, it wasn't bad,

but there was so much more that needed to be unleashed.

It took a while, but we got there,

and it ended up really, really great.

Michelle, I could not disagree more.

I don't think we got you there.

You got yourself there.

And I know it was scary,

but, Kylie, at the end of the day,

look what you did.

I was captivated by your energy.

You had the star quality

that I could not take my eyes off of you.

Is it a surprise for you to hear that?

It's definitely something that I've wanted to hear.

But last week, you guys said you wanted more from me,

and, girl, there it is.

[all laugh]

-Thank you so much. -Thank you.

Thank you, All Stars. I think we've heard enough.

Based on the judges' critiques,

I've made some decisions.

Kylie Sonique Love, con-drag-ulations.

You are the supreme All Star of the week!

Werk!

♪ Oh, my God ♪

[all laugh]

You've won a seven-night vacation

at a luxury villa in southern Italy.

Airfare included, courtesy of MyGayGetaway.com.

I love Moschino.

I'm going straight there.

[all laugh]

Ginger Minj.

Jan.

Eureka.

You are safe.

Thank you.

Thank you.

That means Ra'Jah O'Hara and A'Keria C. Davenport,

I'm sorry, my dears,

but you are the bottom All Stars of the week.

Thank you, ladies. You may leave the stage.

♪ Oh, my God ♪

-Uh-oh. -Damn, that girl fine.

-Who that is? -Guess.

Ha-ha. I just won my first challenge.

-What's the tea? -Congratulations.

-Kylie. -To Kylie.

[cheering]

Bitch, maybe I am the supreme supermodel of the world.

[laughs]

This not your first time, like, winning?

I have never won anything on RuPaul's Drag Race.

-Wow! -Yes!

Welcome to the first-timer's club.

I know. I'm not a virgin anymore.

Hey, you fine. [all laugh]

Kylie, what's up?

I'm moving on. Eureka don't mind.

You better hope we don't have an HR department somewhere.

[all laugh] Okay, security.

I can't help it, honey. You sexy.

Well, I'm just gonna let you know

I'm a real jealous-ass bitch,

so just so you know, you can talk all this talk,

but when it comes real down to it,

I'll slash a bitch's tires.

I'll bust a windshield.

[all laugh]

Okay, so with that being said,

myself and A'Keria are in the bottom.

It's hard being in the bottom, period,

but even more so with my sister A'Keria.

It just really sucks to have to go up against someone

that you love so deeply and so personally.

We have to do this thing.

I'm going to talk to my sisters one-on-one

and see what you guys have to say.

My heart in this moment is on the ground,

so I can't tell you how it's feeling.

Right now, it's on the ground, broke up, shattered,

like, I'm calling for superglue type of situation.

I feel like I've been working so hard

to even get to a top spot.

I feel like I've been scratching and scratching.

I wanna be here so bad.

-I know, sis. -I wanna be here so bad.

That's why each time I go into each challenge each day...

Bitch, I see you, bitch.

You bring the drag, honey,

and I live, bitch.

Like, I know, like, you are fighting to be here,

and it's so inspiring, girl.

Ooh, I don't even really know where to start.

Like, if we wanna talk about track record,

I think we all know

that I haven't really ever fallen into this spot.

That's that.

But outside of all of that,

the thing that really sucks about this

is that I'm here with my sister, too.

The last time I was in a position like this,

it was her sending me home.

A'Keria C. Davenport, shantay you stay.

Thank you so much. Thank you.

But it wasn't her that sent me home.

It was me that took myself home that season.

Being defeated in my mind.

It really sucks, because we had that experience together,

and in my darkest hour she was my strength.

She's full of joy and full of love,

and that's why I'm so grateful that even on my second go-round,

I got to share this experience with my sister.

-Whew. -It's okay, baby.

And it just hurts.

It hurts to know that once again,

one of our dreams is gonna end.

On the inside and on the outside,

I'm feeling very low right now.

I've been around A'Keria

and known her longer than anybody in this competition.

I'm really hurting right now.

But, bitch, I ain't gave up.

The fight still continues.

Imma let you say whatever you wanna say to me.

As far as me, I feel like this is my first time in the bottom,

which is crazy to think.

I'm still fighting, I'm still kicking.

If you save me for next week,

I'm just gonna continue to show up,

because I've held myself back in so many ways.

The negative thinking in the past,

and this particular...whew.

This moment feels so... so sad,

because I'm back in this spot with my sister again.

But I don't feel defeated by being in the bottom with her.

I feel really empowered,

because she's shown me so much strength.

So I hope that you keep me around.

Thank you so much for sharing that with me.

How do you feel? Are you okay?

I am okay, I am okay.

I mean, I find joy in everything that I have produced,

I find joy in every outfit I have put on,

and I've had so much fun.

Yeah.

I mean, of course I pray to stay, I do.

But it's like I have three fucking strikes against me.

But even through those strikes, bitch, I'm here.

I want to be here.

If God will, I will be here.

I'm not giving up just because I have three strikes.

Bitch, miracles happen,

shit happens, anything could happen.

Listen, I don't know who put a hoodoo-voodoo spell on me

to get me up out this competition,

but at this point, I can't get right for nothing.

Like, some eerie shit is going on,

and I no longer find it funny.

This week, for me the answer is clear.

While I think A'Keria is so sickening,

she hasn't had that moment yet

where she has really sparked and popped.

Of course I gotta do what I have to do.

Ra'Jah has had several of those moments.

I didn't come here to quit.

I love my sister to death.

I absolutely live for her.

Love you.

So I know where my decision is going to be,

and I'm wondering if the girls

are all going to vote the same way as I am.

[sighs] Sometimes third time is not a charm.

Voting is getting really tough.

I can't even say the word it's so tough.

I'm like, it's...tough.

It's tough on my tongue even to say it.

Goodbye. I'm going into mourning.

Honey, I know what I signed up for,

and if there's one thing I've learned in the last few years,

voting is very important.

I love every single one of these girls,

but I didn't come here to get up in my feelings.

I'm going to make the best decision that I can make.

And if we are sisters, we're gonna be sisters after this.

And if we ain't, that's on you.

Welcome back.

Kylie Sonique Love,

are you ready to meet your opponent?

Bring 'em on.

Ladies, it's time to present this week's lip sync assassin.

Who could it be?

Ru-veal yourself!

Ooh! Ooh, Miss Thing, who's this?

Oh, no. Girl, lip--

Somebody push the button better!

-Aah! -Oh!

[all laugh] Werk!

When Manila Luzon walks out, I lose my shit.

I love my sister.

She is a Drag Race legend.

She's an icon.

And she also got me addicted to chicken tikka masala

when we were out on tour together.

So I blame her for that.

But I'm also really excited to see her,

and I hope she brought some garlic naan bread with her.

Manila Luzon!

Hi, Ru! Hi, judges!

Love the hair, Michelle.

Thanks, Manila.

[all laugh]

Welcome back home, darling.

Thank you for having me.

Ladies, Manila holds the lipstick

of the queen that the group has voted to send home.

If Manila wins the lip sync, that queen gets the chop.

Ladies, are you ready to slay?

Yes, Mama.

Yes.

Two All Stars stand before.

-Kylie. -Yes.

This is your chance to impress me,

win $10.000,

and earn the power

to give one of the bottom queens the chop.

The time has come... [thunder]

to lip sync...

[echoing] for your legacy!

Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

♪ Whoo, ladies, move, gentlemen, move ♪

♪ Ring the alarm and I'm throwin' elbows ♪

♪ Where my dawgs at? ♪

♪ Oh, I'm overdue ♪

♪ Gimme some room ♪

♪ I'm coming through ♪

♪ Paid my dues, in the mood ♪

♪ Me and my girls gonna shake the room ♪

♪ It's explosive, speakers are thumping ♪

♪ I'm still jumping, 6:00 in the morning ♪

♪ Table dancing, glasses are crashing ♪

♪ No question, time for some action ♪

♪ Temperature's up ♪

♪ About to erupt ♪

♪ Gonna get my girls, get your boys ♪

♪ Gonna make some noise ♪

♪ Gonna get rowdy ♪

♪ Gonna get a little unruly ♪

♪ Get it fired up in a hurry ♪

♪ Wanna get dirty ♪

♪ It's about time for my arrival ♪

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

♪ Ladies, fellas, drop your cups... ♪

Not only is Miss Kylie serving you Dirrty, bitch,

she is serving you filthy!

Bitch, this is a whole 'nother level!

♪ Here it comes, it's the one you've been waiting on ♪

♪ Get up, get it rough, yup, that's what's up ♪

♪ Givin' just what you love to the maximum ♪

♪ Uh-oh, uh-oh, here we go, here we go ♪

♪ What to do when the music starts to drop ♪

♪ That's when we take it to the parking lot ♪

♪ And I bet you somebody's gonna call the cops ♪

♪ Uh-oh, uh-oh, here we go, here we go ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Gonna get rowdy, rowdy, yeah ♪

♪ Gonna get a little unruly ♪

♪ Get it fired up in a hurry, hurry ♪

♪ Wanna get dirty ♪

♪ It's about time that I came to start the party ♪

♪ Dancing, getting just a little naughty ♪

♪ Gonna get rowdy ♪

♪ It's about time for my arrival ♪

♪ Uh, what? ♪

[cheers and applause]

Yes, bitch!

-Ma'am! -Whoo-hoo!

Love y'all.

-Y'all turnt that. -Love y'all.

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Kylie.

You're a winner, baby.

[cheers and applause]

Come on, bitch!

We're going to Colombia, bitch.

[all laugh]

Con-drag-ulations.

You've earned a cash tip of $10.000.

That's a lot of money.

Manila Luzon.

-Ru. -What a joy you are to watch.

You still got it!

I sure do. Thank you.

Thank you, judges.

-I love you, girl. -I love you, too.

Come back and see us sometime.

I will!

Will the bottom queens please step forward?

Excuse me, excuse me.

Kylie, with great power comes great responsibility.

Which queen have you chosen...

to get the chop?

The queen that I chose to get the chop tonight

is someone who I absolutely admire,

and they've brought so much positivity

and great spirit into this competition.

She is definitely a fucking queen among queens.

I'm sorry, my love, but, um...

A'Keria.

Bitch, you know I live.

Of course.

-Love you. -I love you, too.

It don't stop here.

As it is written, so it shall be done.

A'Keria C. Davenport,

you are and will always be an All Star.

Now sashay away.

Should I hug you again, bitch?

I love you! [both laugh]

This is not how my story was supposed to go,

but, you know, some stories got alternate endings.

I love you.

Love you, too.

But what I do know is sometimes the deepest pain

is what empowers you

and pushes you to your highest self.

We love you, girl.

Didn't prepare for this.

Certain dreams that we have for ourselves

won't always be accomplished.

That just means

there's something else out there for A'Keria

that she has to continue to fight for,

'cause it's not the end.

No, ma'am.

And even after this, A'Keria is still the tea.

[cheers and applause]

Con-drag-ulations, All Stars.

And remember, if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an "amen" up in here?

-Amen! -Amen!

All right. Now let the music play!

[music plays]

♪ Con-drag-ulations, you're number one ♪

♪ I wanna thank you for a job well done ♪

♪ Con-drag-ulations ♪

RuPaul: A'Keria, I have something to tell you.

Do not leave. It's not over.

This season, there's a game within a game.

What's the game, sweetie?

You wanna play?

Interesting.

Very interesting.

RuPaul: Next time on All Stars...

Two people haven't won a challenge yet.

For this week's maxi-challenge,

you need to write and perform a new drag anthem

called Show Up, Queen.

[cheering]

♪ Come together, fist up for the truth ♪

It's a fisting song?

Of course, yeah.

-Pandora is struggling. -Yeah.

-Thank you for the feedback. -Just saying. Sorry.

Who asked they advice?

Never mind. It looks perfect.

The nerve of you. Ha.

Ru-veal yourself!

[RuPaul laughs, bell dings]

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ Losers, weepers ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ Finders, keepers ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ Losers, weepers ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪