Original subtitles

In the Amazon there are isolated tribes,

Threatened by deforestation.

Some tribes have decided to settle,

Others are still nomadic.

Good morning, Vincent!

Yes, that's right, good morning.

I don't know the Amazon.

But to be honest,

I don't know Africa or Asia either,

Nor the rest of the world.

On the other hand,

Even blindfold, I could ride here.

I know it by heart.

It's out of fashion.

Corinne Beauchamp.

They're announcing a seven.

Oh yes?

My daughter is angry with him.

Sylvie Fournier.

The other was his best friend.

Oh yes?

Finally, we opted for carpet everywhere.

Including the bathroom.

Renaud Clery.

Oh yes...

My clients, too, know them by heart.

Salon Machot, hello?

Marianne is on the phone.

We've been together for two years.

Finally...

I can't say we meet a lot.

She's in Paris for an internship.

It's cancelled every time.

I don't know if I should go there

And settle down with her.

At the same time, there's my mother...

It's me, Mum.

She's lived alone since the death of my father.

Finally... With her soft toys and dolls.

She's more outgoing.

You saw?

I sewed a new sweater.

Oh yes.

It didn't work out. You've had your hair cut.

Laurent, my cousin.

He's also my best friend.

Sunday, you come for a snack at Isa's?

No, I promised Mum... Stop.

You're not gonna stick it to the basques all your life.

She's nuts.

No one speaks like that except him.

But his claim to glory is his mistresses.

All married.

My clients, Marianne, my mother, Laurent,

I know my life by heart.

A simple life.

Quiet.

Until this autumn day...

On her way to work, Brigitte heard the boy

On the floor of the house in flames.

She rushed to his rescue before the firemen arrived.

It's nice you remembered my party.

You reminded me 15 times...

Don't fill yourself with bread. Think of your digestion.

So, let's see that. Oh no! No!

What?

Crab and lemon? I'm sorry, I forgot.

If you'd listened to what I said...

Well... I'll go.

The market's not open at this hour.

Never mind.

I was looking forward to this crab with lemon.

Hello. Hello.

Looking for something?

Crab.

Um yes.

I'm stupid.

8.40 euros.

Haven't we met before?

No I don't think so.

You are sure?

Yes. Have a good Sunday.

Ah! Help! Help!

Fire!

Oh my God!

Don't panic. It's only small.

But I'm scared!

No no no.

Simone, quickly! Let's save the child.

It's me.

Ah!

It took you a while. I thought you'd run away.

I went to Monplaisir. You know the grocer there?

How do you think I'd get there?

Oh no, it's not true! What?

The lemon. He forgot the lemon.

What am I going to do with you?

She asked you for how many rabbits?

Oh! It's over, your affair with Marianne.

Don't cry, she was the least amusing chick in France.

I don't think so.

Hey, you know what?

Emma's going to introduce you to all her girlfriends.

It's not over with Marianne. I'll see her in Paris on the 17th.

Maybe we'll move in together. Give me a break.

If you wanted to live with her, you'd already be there.

What do you think? Wow.

It's tip top!

It's good. We'll see if there's anything else.

Hey...

You have to show your girlfriends to my cousin.

Rosalie Blum?

Hello.

Ah!

Don't be jealous, I'm having fun.

That convinces me.

Yes I know...

I'll do more.

Turn off your phones! Thank you.

Well, come on.

I've already explained it to you.

You turn the knob. The red one?

Turn it to the left. It's not lighting up.

You're doing it on purpose. It doesn't work.

I turn... ah, yes. It works.

You see when you want to. See you tomorrow.

Remember the butcher. I haven't forgotten.

Scallops. Goodbye.

You want something?

Yes, a Coke without ice. Okay.

You're an idiot.

Hey? Valerie, Emma's girlfriend.

We agreed to have a drink yesterday.

Oh shit. Sorry, I forgot.

Yeah, whore, what's wrong with you?

Nothing.

For 2 weeks, you can't be contacted.

My phone's offline.

And what's that creepy hat?

Laurent Machot? Yes, the same.

You know what's wrong? No.

Married guys are too jealous.

Turn your head.

You like Chinese movies now?

Not Chinese, Japanese.

Wait, I'm coming.

Yes it's me.

Now? OK.

One moment please.

This is the National Census Statistics Committee.

I'm listening to you.

You live at 8 place St. Laurent? Yes.

I see there's another Machot in the building.

It's normal?

It's my mother, Simone. She lives above.

Alone? If you don't count the fluff.

Yes, alone.

And you? Married?

Single?

Do you have a box for...

Has not seen his girlfriend for 6 months but will take stock,

Because 6 months is a long time.

I don't have that box. Record single.

Good. Goodbye.

We'll send you the statistics. Thank you.

Little liar. What?

You're not single.

Bah... You're married to your mother.

You're stupid.

It's good, your thing.

Did you hear that?

Thomas, at night, I talk to you when I'm not asleep.

That's to say, often. Words come easily.

Everything is so simple when I speak to you in my bed.

And as soon as I want to write to you, I don't know where to start.

Thomas, my love,

This letter, I have done it 100 times, 1000 times.

It's the weight of past mistakes that makes it difficult

What do I want to tell you?

Go and talk to her.

Sorry?

You keep looking at her.

There, at the bar, with the glasses.

Not at all.

Oh, but yes.

I swear

That you mate. Not true?

Yeah, you're dying. Whatever.

Go and have a drink with her. She's alone like you.

Maybe it's not her style?

It's possible. So...

That's true...

Wait and see.

Oh, the...

You'll see, look. He's strong.

Hello Miss. You're alone, it is a shame.

You could go drink...

with my friend? You get me?

I don't know him.

Oh no. Come on. You play it hard.

I'll get you the woman with glasses.

No, stay, don't.

The woman with glasses...

Leave me alone.

Excuse me, sorry.

No, but it's okay...

You're hot, the pair of you.

Shut up!

You take care of him.

A coffee,

Please.

Don't worry. I'll pamper him

While you go to Paris.

Marianne hasn't canceled, you see.

Yes Mum?

Wait, I don't understand what you're saying.

What? I'm coming!

No.

You forget every time.

No but ... Look after him.

Are you okay? Hmm.

What are you doing? They pissed on my landing.

There's nothing?

Of course, I cleaned up, imbecile.

Ah, it's all over again.

You scared me.

Don't worry, they didn't take anything.

Super-Simone made them flee.

Mum.

Are you sure? Thieves who pee?

Of course, I'm sure.

How many? Well, I don't know.

A whole band, girls.

A horrible guy with a cow skeleton. Beurk!

You think I'm crazy?

It's always when I go to see Marianne

That it happens. What do you mean?

Nothing, Mum. And by the way,

I wonder what you're gonna do with her.

Bah er...

You're leaving tomorrow so will you have dinner this evening?

I can't.

I have something important to finish.

Good evening, my name is Vincent.

We met at the grocery store.

Good evening, can I offer you a drink?

It's not flirting.

Oh, I'm not...

Good evening.

Oh, shit.

What the hell is she doing?

Hello?

It's you, Marianne.

Yes, yes, it's okay. It's okay.

Tomorrow will you come to get me at the station?

You... you're kidding?

I organized everything.

But I'm coming tomorrow to discuss it.

At the start of the school year, you talked about sharing an apartment with me.

You've made up your mind, but you don't have the courage to tell me.

Go ahead, drop it!

Hair salon, hello.

Yes.

Wednesday, yes.

At 3 pm?

Perfect.

What name, please?

OK, it's booked.

See you on Wednesday. Goodbye.

You got my letter?

No.

Well, it must have gone astray.

Three times in a row?

You live on which planet?

Does the crisis mean anything to you?

If you don't come to the appointments...

I called the Manutech company.

I said you've been sick.

I got him to take you for 6 days.

You start tomorrow.

Labelling bottles.

You're overqualified but good...

It's all about getting started.

And then, as they say...

Appetite comes with eating.

In life, the less you do, the less you want to do.

In other words, laziness engenders laziness.

In this matter, without boasting,

I'm a champion. In the winter, I have the world record.

I might not go out of my house for days.

Finally...

'At home', is quickly said

I sublet a room in an old workshop.

The person who hasn't gone back to bed on a Thursday morning hasn't lived.

I have a flatmate. He has a plan for a street show.

Flamboyant homage to the troubadours of forever.

This is the highlight of the show! The nail!

You're a pervert!

But it won't be a real lion!

And it won't be a real striptease!

I'm not asking you for a real striptease and getting naked.

I just ask you to show a little breast.

I'm outta here!

That's it, get out!

I'm looking for artists. True!

Wet willy.

Class.

He has problems with recruitment. Hi, Aude.

Hey, tell me, sweetie...

I need a vital accessory.

And I was thinking... Flatmate?

Yeah? You still owe me money.

I'll pay you back.

I'm on 2-3 shots.

I'll put on the show.

I have almost nothing.

And uh...

Where is it, this 'almost nothing'?

Fuck, you still lent him money.

He makes me laugh.

He's not bad. But we do it.

Why do you get upset? I don't get upset.

Okay. You'd prefer to stay another five years as his flatmate,

His goats and his business?

Or have a torrid night with Ryan Gosling?

This is stupid, there's no dilemma.

You're upset. No.

Yes.

Yes, you get upset.

Cecile and Laura, my two oldest friends.

They are like sisters.

A lot more fun.

I saw my mother today.

Did you talk to her?

No.

She was wrapped in her fur.

It's crazy how a bourgeoise can look like an old whore.

Okay, I'm off.

Tomorrow I stick on labels. Prick.

I was 25 years old and didn't long for anything.

I no longer needed to develop new appetites...

Until this call.

Oh shit!

Fuck, what a prick!

The labels, fuck.

Ah, fucking goat!

Hello?

Oh, hello.

Oh no, no. You're not bothering me.

Uh...

Yeah, if you want.

I dunno.

This afternoon, is that okay?

OK.

Wait, I'll make a note.

Where's my pen?

I'm listening.

Bah uh...

Right away.

Hey...

It wasn't the cops?

Who was it then?

My aunt.

Hello.

Hello.

Come in.

It's nice of you to come so quickly.

I can't hide my curiosity.

I guess. Give me your coat?

When we passed I don't know where...

Rue Emile Zola.

You were with a big redhead. Yeah...

We were going for a drink. Anyway, we didn't do it.

What's his name, your boyfriend? Ex boyfriend.

Mathias.

He's gone with a brunette with big tits.

You serious?

He looked a bit strange.

Why did you want to see me?

I noticed he was following me.

When I walk, I do my shopping.

I even saw him at the movies.

Has it been a long time? I don't really know.

Did you contact the police? No.

He may be dangerous.

Actually, it intrigues me more than it worries me.

Would it bother you to follow him?

What?

Just to find out who he is.

Why not ask him?

He'd be frightened,

He'd disappear and I wouldn't know what he wanted.

You don't have a friend or someone to ask for you?

Not really.

So why me?

Of your whole family,

You're the only one who wanted to meet me.

I thought you might have fun following my follower.

Was I wrong?

Oh, but it's great. It's awesome.

I was sure you'd say that.

It's all right. Follow a guy...

You, you always find nothing. The guys, the food...

No that's not true. Lucas?

Lucas, lend him your walkie-talkie!

Fuck, what if,

He's a serial killer.

He's going to cut up and eat your aunt. Berk!

Did you agree?

I said I was going to think about it. Ah!

Oh...

I'll bring it back broken.

Okay, come on, stop.

Is that your father's sister?'

No, my mother's.

She's the youngest.

My mother always behaved as if she didn't exist.

Why?

I dunno. It dates from before my birth.

I found out about her very late.

And you know her well? I dunno.

I tried to get on with her. We saw each other a little.

I did it to piss-off my mother.

Good...

You say you accept.

I'll spy for you. Not in my dreams.

Go please. I'll follow your orders.

Very, very discreet.

I promise.

Say yes.

Say yes, say yes.

No.

What's that? Camouflage.

Cecile...

At least take off your glasses.

Is that him?

Come and see.

Behind the post.

Oh... Oh man, this is crazy!

I feel a vibration. It's almost sexual.

You never checked?

Wait a bit.

Okay boss.

Oh man, this is great!

He's deosn't look nasty.

Beware.

The guys who look innocent are the worst.

Do you remember Bruno?

He had a superb head.

In bed, he was a freak.

The first time.

He pulled out a string. No, I don't want to know.

Another time, a zucchini. Stop, damn it!

Oh, where do you think you are?

Turn off mobile phones.

Thank you!

Okay, come on, we're back.

Yes Yes Yes. We'll wait a bit.

Good evening.

You want something? A Coke without ice.

Okay.

First floor.

Vincent Machot. Vincent the Ripper.

You look disappointed. No.

Doesn't ring a bell.

Perhaps he's a fan who dare not ask you for an autograph?

I didn't know you sing.

I started again last year.

Sometimes, with your mother, I went to the choir.

Mother?

Yes.

She had a pretty little voice.

Well, you're not wrong.

It's you he's following.

Go to the police.

Stop it.

You realise it's not normal.

How long have you been following people?

If he is, he's a freak. Why does he do that?

We're going to find out.

It's fun.

Yeah...

Do you still take photos? No.

Really?

You still have a camera? I kept it, yeah.

Then you'll take Vincent Machot's photo.

You'll learn a lot about him.

Your mission expenses. Stop it.

It's been here for a month, this croissant.

Well, are you concentrating?

There's two numbers for Vincent Machot.

A hairdressing salon and home.

There's another Machot in his building.

What do you mean?

I thought it was a mistake. It's you, idiot.

S. Machot! Why are you upset?

I'm not upset, I...

Thank you, Laura, it's very interesting.

What are you doing? No.

No no no!

Hello, Mr. Machot?

Hello, this is the National Census Statistics Committee.

Can I ask you

some questions?

Hang up!

You live at 8 Place St. Laurent Square?

Hi, girls!

Quiet!

I see there's another Machot

in the building.

Does that remind you of anything?

Only one?

I sold a friend.

I added what you'd given me.

And hid the magnificent lion.

He roared. She...

I don't have that box.

Well, goodbye. We'll send you the statistics.

And undercover work.

Wait, you want us to be found out?

I got news, Chief.

The 'S' is the 'S' of Simone, his mother.

She lives just above him.

You got something?

Yeah, 8:30... The bird is a morning person.

For a hairdresser, he's not a hair champion.

He doesn't look like the yellow jersey...

Here's Rose des Sables.

The bird is leaving the nest. I repeat. The bird is leaving the nest.

Received.

The bird is in sight.

Aude, he's coming towards you.

Coffee, donuts.

Okay, Lieutenant?

Qanat's going.

Oh! A donut.

He's going out!

Fuck, he has a rifle!

The guy's armed.

Tell you something.

They're knives that don't cut.

They stick-in but don't cut.

Listen carefully. I'm a real sponge, okay?

If you're afraid, I'll feel it and hurt you.

But I've already done it.

Hey? Huh, you're relaxing.

Warning... shit.

Here Rose des Sables.

The carton is always terrified at home.

Cecile, cool it on the code names.

Received, chief. Aude?

Hello.

Hi, shrimp!

Wow.

You grew up.

Say hello to your aunt? Hello.

What are you doing with that?

Ah... it's for my work.

You've finished college?

Yes.

Well if. If... It's um... for my memory.

Why didn't you come to the last family party?

We were all there.

I couldn't.

Too bad.

You never say what's going on.

Here Rose des Sables. The berlingot is home.

I'll stay today.

I've got to go.

Your job's cool!

Yeah.

Bye. Bye.

I've never seen him.

He's not afraid, our little hairdresser.

My friends think he's a psychopath.

Because he stole my trash?

It's thin, as a clue.

His mother, have you seen her? No, never.

Your photos are really good.

You don't want to become a photographer?

No, it's too hard.

No, I preferred...

To start working.

What are you doing exactly?

Bah er...

Things.

For companies,

Stuff like that.

Who is it?

My son.

You've got a son?

What's his name? Thomas.

How old is he?

33 Years.

Where does he live?

Why didn't you ever see her - Vincent's mother?

I dunno.

But I'll keep digging.

We'll find out what he's doing, Vincent Machot.

Aude, it's Dad. You met your sister the other day.

It's hard not to know what's going on.

Christmas is coming and it would please your mother...

Deleted.

Message received today at 1:49 pm

Miss Cerceau, it's Mme Gidoin, of Credit Agricole.

I've been waiting 20 minutes for you.

I must remind you of the importance of the appointment

On pain of closing your account?

Good evening, Miss. You're alone, it's a pity.

You could go drinking with my boyfriend.

You... You don't want to lick me?

I don't know him at all.

Oh no, come on.

I'll get you the woman with glasses.

Don't be stupid.

Woman with glasses...

Oh sorry!

Excuse me.

No, but it will...

You're hot, you two.

Shut up!

You have an effect on men.

Why did you leave?

Vincent was there, so...

What do you want me to do?

You're spying on me?

You watch.

Disaster?

Rosalie!

Rosalie!

Rosalie.

I don't want you to see me like that.

Come on, come on.

Go away.

Come on, come on. I'll take you home.

Come. Come on.

Come on.

This is 'Diego'... Meat in the fridge.

Finished, the hairstyle of the veiled king of spinning.

Fundamentally chessy.

No doubt, he's a bastard

What are you hiding Vincent Machot?

Oh Oh Oh.

Ho! Hey!

These people have to work! Who do you think you are

With your lion?

We also work.

Come on, let's move.

What?

Don't tell me you didn't understand?

It's mother Machot, the key.

We never see her. Hey?

The curtains are always closed.

I called, no answer. So what?

Psychosis.

Well, Hitchcock! The mother's dead.

Vincent pretends she's alive.

As in Psychosis. Okay.

You've eaten mushrooms or something?

You're sick.

And he's not a sick man?

We need to find the evidence.

What evidence? He'll do the same with your aunt.

And how do you intend to get in? How?

Look. You be a lion.

Lion. You idiot.

You have a physique, you don't use it.

He roared.

Do the lion.

It's not important.

Hold on. There's no one, that's for sure?

Certainly. He freaks out, Arsene Lupine?

You know what he says, Arsene Lupine? Look.

Don't touch anything. Hey, oh...

No but...

Oh, Machot.

Hairdresser perverts, father and son.

Hey!

Bedroom! It's there

That must be where he hides the corpse.

Oh... stop.

We'd better break up.

Yeah! But no.

The sissies, the...

I'm not sure.

Ah, she freaked.

No, I'm not scared.

Don't push me.

But who's this lunatic?

Stop! Hold on!

Let go of me!

You guys!

Oh shit.

Catch them! Thieves!

The thieves!

Assholes!

I was conned into believing your delusions.

Hold on... Frankly.

I'll give you one too, right, because...

What's wrong? No.

What's up with you? Bah er...

You mustn't laugh. I wet my pants.

Hey? I was so scared that...

I pissed myself. What's the matter?

What?

She was so scared, she pissed herself.

Not easy, chick.

Look.

Maybe he is a yellow jersey, actually.

Did she really pee? Yeah.

I'd love to have seen that.

You can't imagine the fear.

I swear.

With stuffed animals everywhere, they were having tea.

She shouted: 'Assholes!'

Completely crazy.

And I complain about my mother...

He, poor man, won the jackpot.

She wasn't crazy, your mother. Stop it.

I swear she's crazy.

You didn't know your grandmother...

Otherwise you'd understand.

She was bitchy?

She was...

Complicated.

It must be the nature of mothers.

And you?

It's been a long time

Since you saw Thomas?

The last time he was little.

I don't know what he looks like.

Hello, I want fruit.

Don't remind me, it brings back bad memories.

Before I tell you who he was...

You have...

You hoped it was your son, the follower?

What, Vincent wants me?

I just think he's bored.

And I should know, eh.

Me too.

What if he was offered adventure?

What do you think?

He'll got some.

Ah!

It's okay, he's gone.

Laughter

Damn, I couldn't take it anymore.

Bravo, you were great.

You made me freak.

What are we gonna do to him?

I'll think about it.

Can we put a camera in the shower?

Welcome to Cecile's magical world.

Does it pay well, hairdressing? It could be better.

And demand a ransom from his mother.

And welcome

It's that flatmate. He's not stupid.

Of course.

He wouldn't bite? That was great.

It's been three days.

Maybe he's on vacation.

What if it was because of the other night?

Would that have made him run away? We mustn't exaggerate.

Are you missing him?

No it's not that.

No, it's just that... I enjoyed it all.

It was exciting.

Detective Aude.

Haven't you got better things to do?

What?

Labeling bottles?

Arts Deco?

I'm too old to compete.

No.

I inquired.

I was sent an application form.

Why?

Because you're gifted.

And because it makes me happy.

Hello?

It's me. The idiot is back.

He reopened the salon.

Okay. Thank you.

Vincent reopened the salon.

Have a look, and smile?

Hello, I want to make an appointment for a blow dry.

Wednesday?

Wednesday, 3 pm, perfect.

Rosalie Blum.

B, L, U, M.

I love puzzles.

The parts always end up fitting perfectly.

There's something reassuring about it.

When I had to move in, I hesitated to go back to town.

Perhaps I should have left. But where could I go?

I'm sick of 'I should have'.

Every week I bring them something.

The important thing for these girls is presence.

A contact.

A little warmth.

If at that time nobody had done it for me,

Who knows what I could have done?

In prison, none of my family visited me.

I've been going to the hairdresser for years.

I do it myself. Except today.

Vincent Machot has spiced my life,

I was determined to spice up his.

Hello.

Hello.

I have an appointment at 3 pm, Rosalie Blum.

I... I was waiting for you.

Let's go?

Where?

Um yes.

I'll take your things.

Don't you think it's cold?

Yes.

Yes, yes... It's true.

Thank you.

Goodbye.

That's all?

What do you mean?

I'm not fine?

Oh yes. Yes, that's fine.

Good day then.

Hello. Hello.

Good morning, Vincent.

It's cold.

Oh, this cold!

I could have gone alone to buy your waffle iron.

You always say I have to go out.

And you might have made a mistake, like with the alarm clock.

Stop that, I was 12 years old.

We laughed so much! No. I was punished.

You told Dad... That you were forgetful.

So that... Yes, that...

The only child capable of...

Messing up an alarm clock...

You know her?

No.

But look, where are you going!

Be careful, you bastard!

Ah, no!

What am I going to do with you?'

Vincent!

Vincent...

You're going to make him crazy, meeting him everywhere like that.

You shouldn't hurt him.

Hurt him?

We're having a little fun.

It doesn't happen often.

We'll drop it off at the end of the week.

I think by chance?'

Not at all. Why?

I dunno. Like that.

Po, po, po...

Oh oh!

No.

Nothing happens without reason.

We'll pull the strings, if you'd rather.

Oh, come on. Yes of course!

On Saturday, I'm going to a concert with Anna.

Mathilde will be there. She's... great.

Great?

On Saturday, I want to introduce her to you.

What?

Why are you scared of everything?

You weren't like that, kid.

Watch out, eh.

There are some who end up playing all their lives with dolls.

What is wrong with you?

Hey, come back! You're afraid!

Madame Blum!

Hello.

Hello.

Why do you do that?

Why do I do what? Well, that's it.

I keep running into you.

I know it's no coincidence.

You think?

What are you looking for?

It's for me to ask you that, Vincent Machot.

You know my name? For some time.

You followed me everywhere.

Not at all. Yes.

No.

At the grocery store, to my home, to the choir,

At the club. Everywhere.

I'm sorry. It's not what you think.

Don't apologize.

I did the same.

Huh?

What have you done?

Followed.

I followed you. Well, not me. She did.

I present Aude. My niece.

She's been spying on you for weeks.

Hello.

Hello.

Ah.

Apparently,

She was more discreet than you.

It's okay?

Are you okay?

You want me to call a doctor?

But wait!

Good...

He looks so bad.

We didn't do anything serious?

It's you, too.

What did you need?

I told you, we took him for a fool!

For once something happens to you.

You see, a little something.

Do you see what you're doing?

Can I sleep with you?

What.

What's wrong?

I thought that at your home, you couldn't run away.

Oh, Rocky, come here!

Come here!

Rocky, come on!

Come on!

Come on.

What's this noise? Hello.

No but...

Say, you could kiss me.

No but!

What's wrong with you?

Who is it?

Uh...

Vincent... There!

It's one of the chicks! Hey?

Her gang came into my house and pissed.

Go home, I'll come and see you later.

Vincent!

Vincent.

Vincent, you open this door!

You really went to her house?

What are you doing with this thief?

It's not her. Yes, I recognize her.

You're wrong.

Go home.

I'm not crazy.

I'm not crazy, huh!

Who's this girl? A friend.

Leave me alone. I'll come later.

A friend?

I've never been so ashamed. I swear...

You come to see me, eh.

Why

You went to my mother's house? To understand you.

At my mum's house? No but...

As we never saw her, stupidly...

We wanted to see if she existed.

She exists.

I believe you.

When she surprised us, she was wearing a crown.

I'll be back.

And you?

Why did you follow my aunt?

I...

I dunno.

It was stupid.

The first time at the grocery store, I thought I'd seen her before.

And then it got me...

I saw her again and I...

I'm really coming back.

It's beautiful, all that.

Do you make them?

Yeah.

Oh yeah.

That one, it's my favorite.

Me too.

By the way...

It's yours. It was

in the woods.

You must have laughed that evening.

And I brought you this, too.

With Rosalie, we had planned to give it to you.

We wanted to meet you for real.

I'm not sure that was a good idea.

You know, your aunt...

I may have never seen her.

I think she intrigued me. She looked so lonely.

And so sad, too.

You're hungry?

You'll see, it's excellent.

It was here that I invited your brother

When he was admitted to the bar.

Do you like oysters? No.

Oh no? Oh yes, no.

Take what you want. You have to eat.

You're not very chubby.

You still have a lot of work?

It's been a year since I quit college.

Apart from bullshit, I don't work.

I decided to take the Arts Deco contest.

A bottle of Chablis.

I'll bring it to you right away.

Good then... Do you want to sign up?

I didn't want to see you for that.

Why, then?

For Rosalie.

Who? Rosalie. Mum's sister.

I want you to tell me.

It's horrible.

It makes me want to cry, your story.

I knew you'd say that.

It's disgusting.

There's a lot of young people who are rubbish.

You hang out with bad people and you're hooked.

Six years, it's huge for a burglary.

It was messed up, there were some dead.

Who were these people?

Neighbors of my grandparents.

My mother was babysitting at home.

Rosalie stuck their key in her bag.

She went with guys and it went wrong.

Fuck, I'll smoke it.

That ruined her life. That's crazy!

Don't be mad.

Well, I'm getting nervous.

She's great, your aunt.

Hello, the atmosphere.

Thanks for lifting my morale.

What now?

This dog is a shit of a lion.

Surprise.

You came to see your auntie all alone?

Very truly alone.

Tada!

I present Miranda to you.

Merry Christmas.

It's for me? Well yeah.

If you don't want her, don't worry, I'll take her back.

My flatmate wanted to make her a lion...

I told myself that now that Vincent no longer follows you,

Maybe she would make you happy.

Show me your head.

Oh, you look nice, you.

Oh yes...

Don't you have a New Year's Eve party with your parents?

Yes, but it sucks.

I've already reached my mother-limit, so the...

She rejected you.

My father told me, I asked him.

It's ancient history.

She makes me laugh

With moral lessons.

My sister went to prison, I don't let her down.

We weren't that close.

We were very different.

So what?

It wasn't easy for her.

I made it hard for them. I was doing anything.

When I was in prison, she found herself alone with our parents.

Shame, sorrow, gossip.

I want more than you think.

Thank you.

Wait until he's eaten your sofa.

No. Thank you for coming. It touches me deeply.

Can I ... ask you a question about Thomas?

After the prison, didn't you try to find him?

I found him.

I didn't dare to approach him.

He looked happy with his host family.

Perhaps...

It made me think.

I didn't have the strength.

Do you ever want to see him again?

I have his address.

I try to write to him... My letters end up in the trash.

Oh!

Oh, a waffle iron... so!

It's handsome. What a nice surprise!

Congratulations, darling.

It's exactly

what I wanted.

I've already told you the story...

Of Vincent and the awakening? Stop that!

Oh, you're not funny.

Wasn't it daddy's, this sweater?

Well, why?

Try it.

It's superb, isn't it? Great.

It'll fit like a glove.

It'll go especially well with my Oedipus complex.

What's this bullshit?

Anyone want coffee? Yes.

Yes me too.

Of course it's nice bullshit.

Our mother-son relationship

It's quite healthy? Perfectly.

If I spend time with you, is it because we get along well?

Yes, it's fortunate, a collaboration.

Do you think it's all right, my life

And that I look happy?

Happy? Happy? What does it mean?

Sounds like a women's magazine.

Am I happy?

You have inherited your father's things,

You have your apartment, you're independent.

You can do your thing.

What else do you want?

That's true.

Merry Christmas, Mum.

Go ahead, my champion!

Where are you going? Vincent?

Bah... bah, Vincent?

Hello?

Aude?

Hello, it's Vincent... Vincent Machot.

Oh, hello.

A meeting, it...

Is it still OK?

Yeah!

Yes, of course... Uh...

You...

What are you doing for New Year?

I'm glad to see you, Vincent Machot.

Me too.

Thank you.

I'll get you a drink.

Hello. Hello.

You found it easily?

Bah... I'm joking.

OK. Hello. How are you bro?

Welcome.

Hello.

He's my flatmate. He almost kissed me.

Vincent Machot Vincent Machot

In the end you get nothing from a beautiful bastard.

Stop, you're serious.

I don't know how to dance. But we don't care.

Hold on.

No, I'm not photogenic!

It's not true.

Are you going to send a picture of me? Many.

What do you mean? They want personal work.

With the pictures, I would like to write some text.

So I'll tell the whole story.

I'll call it The Unknown.

Or maybe the Rosalie Blum case.

But they will be published?

Ah well, yes.

In 4 x 3, at all the stations.

But I'm joking! Just testing the jury of Arts Deco.

As they attach importance to

To the originality, I thought that...

I agree.

Really? Yeah.

Hey, man!

Come back in,

It'll soon be midnight! Oh damn, it's snowing!

We're gonna ruin them. Yeah.

5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0!

Cheers

Happy New Year. Yeah... good year.

Is this what we want?

No, you're not bleeding.

Stop it, Miranda.

What are you doing today?

Would you like to go to the sea?

It's been ten years since I saw the sea.

I have my old Peugeot in the garage.

She needs an outing.

In three hours, we'll be there.

Well yeah. OK.

Yeah? Yeah!

That will be five euros.

Thank you very much!

Thank you, goodbye.

You want a fry? No.

We got some sauce.

I'm going to walk my wildcat.

Oh, that's hot.

Right away. Okay.

Yeah, I was... It's hot?

Vincent!

I'm sorry...

1192.5 Vincent, aged 10 years.

I met Vincent's mistress at the market.

Your son didn't tell us he was punished. Oh yeah?

I must not send notes in class.

Conjugate in all tenses.

Dear Blandine...

Dear without 'e', it starts well.

Every morning I come to school for you.

To look at you or talk to you.

Blandine, you're beautiful as a flower.

You smell as good as a lemon. Bravo for the rhyme.

I love you. Will you be my lover?

Vincent. Shh, I'm listening to the TV.

After the arrest on Tuesday of two vagrants,

It was in the middle of the day that they were arrested here,

In the house,

The youngest daughter of the family, aged 20 years.

A lover?

Give it to me!

You're not at school to do that. Give it!

She was arrested.

From now on,

To shed light on what could have happened

During this burglary that became dramatic

Following the return of the owners.

It is necesary to determine

The responsibility of each participant.

Rosalie is currently being interviewed...