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I'll get it.
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Hello?
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This is she.
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I understand.
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Thank you.
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Honey, what's wrong?
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What was that call about?
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It was...
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That was Yale. The admissions office.
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And what did they say?
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They were telling me about...
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a spot that recently opened
in their class of 2024.
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And after a second
review of my application,
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they wanted me to fill it.
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The implication being...
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that was Jughead's spot.
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Yeah. They didn't say that, but...
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And how did that make you feel?
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Mom, do we...
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It was a night like any other
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when Forsythe Pendleton Jones
III, or "Jughead," affectionately,
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went to a school party in the woods.
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But unlike his peers,
Jughead never came home.
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A few days later, his body was
discovered at the bottom of a ravine.
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The mysterious circumstances
around his death
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are the subject of this documentary.
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I'm Alice Smith,
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and this is Murder in a Small Town.
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As the oldest resident of
our town, tell us, Nana Rose,
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when did the darkness begin
to take hold of Riverdale?
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Riverdale was a town born in blood...
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and it has bathed in it ever since.
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Thank you.
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Sweet cousin, I am so, so sorry.
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It looks like the Blossom family
curse has finally caught up to you.
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And that I now have a rival
as teen queen of tragedy.
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Lucky me.
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Promise me you won't do it.
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Do what?
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Take your own life.
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We all know you and Jughead were
Riverdale High's Hamlet and Ophelia.
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And I personally know what it's
like to lose your other half.
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The despairing thoughts
can flood without warning.
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Don't let them drown you.
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I promise I won't.
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Nevertheless...
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from now on, Betty Cooper,
you're under suicide watch.
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Consider me your constant shadow.
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No.
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Please, no.
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Uh, no. My mom is already being
clingy enough with her documentary.
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I really...
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I just can't have anyone else
invading my personal space right now.
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What's first on today's agenda?
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I will be going to Stonewall Prep
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to gather the rest of
Jughead's belongings.
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My convertible is right out front.
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I'll drive you.
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Fine, just... You're staying in the car.
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Save your tears.
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No one's watching.
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Bret.
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You got your wish, Ponytail.
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Forsythe isn't going to Yale.
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So I guess it'll just be
you and me in New Haven.
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Ow, ow! Wait, Archie. You're on my hair.
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- You're on my hair.
- I'm sorry.
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That's okay.
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I'm fine.
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Not trying to overanalyze this...
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rendezvous interruptus, but...
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Are you thinking about
what I'm thinking about?
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You mean, Betty's whole
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kick-the-hornet's-nest
plan against the Stonies?
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Yeah.
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Hermosa. Ever heard of knocking?
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You're gonna be late for school.
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Though I do understand how
you can get lost in those abs.
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I don't think we've met.
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That's quite intentional.
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Hermosa, kindly tell me what you
really want, or get out of my room.
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After you announced you were
possibly deferring Barnard,
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I called them.
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Well, Hermione Lodge called them.
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You're under investigation.
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Hmm. God, I wonder what that's about.
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Oh, I cannot wait to find out
and tell Papi all about it.
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Now, rise and shine.
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The espresso's getting cold.
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Sheriff Jones,
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can you tell us where you
are in the investigation?
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Uh, yeah.
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Uh...
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A couple of nights ago, a body
was found in the woods in a ravine.
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It was positively ID'd as my son.
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Dr. Curdle Jr. completed his
autopsy and declared the...
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The cause of death, as blunt
force trauma to the head.
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We also got a call a couple of days ago
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from a hiker who found a
bloody rock in the woods,
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near where Jughead was discovered.
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It was bagged for evidence,
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and sent to a lab for testing,
so we'll know more soon.
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So, you suspect foul play?
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Nothing's off the table.
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And earlier, did I hear
that you have a new lead?
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Yeah, just waiting on a
warrant so I can act on it.
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Bret, what the hell?
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His dad is in your room.
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You can't be in here.
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Your headmaster and this
warrant say otherwise.
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My office got an anonymous tip
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that you have something
personal that belonged to my son.
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Look, I assure you I have
nothing that belonged to Jughead.
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What about this tie pin?
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It's his.
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Isn't it?
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When Forsythe was expelled, he
threw his tie pin in our faces.
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- I guess I forgot I had it.
- You guess?
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That's weak sauce, kid.
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- Look, I'm sorry.
- Sorry?
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About what?
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Sorry we didn't come forward,
but we... We were afraid.
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You're gonna have to be a
lot more specific than that.
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We were afraid of her.
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We were afraid she'd do to
us what she did to Forsythe.
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- Who?
- Betty, of course.
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The night of the party,
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Bret and I decided to sneak into
the woods to do what teenagers do.
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Until we saw Betty...
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holding a rock, standing over Jughead.
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And then we saw that she wasn't alone.
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She was with those friends of hers.
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Veronica and...
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Archie, I think?
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Is there anyone who
can back up this story?
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Bret can.
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He was with me.
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He was with me the whole time.
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Archie Andrews, Betty
Cooper, and Veronica Lodge,
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you're under arrest
for the cold-blooded
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murder of my son, Jughead Jones.
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This was their move, the Stonies.
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We knew that they would do this.
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I hope you're right, Betty.
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Everything's fine, okay?
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This is good. This is where
they start tripping up, okay?
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This will work. It has to.
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Oh, my family's been
serving up milkshakes
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to the residents of
Riverdale for generations now.
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It's in my blood. I love this town.
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Which must make it particularly
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hard when terrible things happen here,
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year after year.
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I'm not gonna lie. It's painful...
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to see this vibrant place, my home,
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suffer so much bloodshed and violence.
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You three sit tight.
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I'll be bringing you in for
questioning one at a time,
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and then we're finally
gonna get to the bottom
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of what happened that night.
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You understand me?
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The interrogations came next.
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And although I wasn't allowed
inside the room with the suspects,
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a source in the Sheriff's office
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promised me exclusive access.
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When was the last time you saw him?
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I don't remember exactly.
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Stonewall students say you
saw him laying on the ground,
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bleeding from the head.
Does that jog your memory?
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That's enough, FP.
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My daughter had and has
nothing to do with this mess.
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Did you speak to Jughead at
all the night of the party?
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You don't have to answer that, Archie.
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You've said the same thing
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to the last 20 questions
I've asked, Mary.
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Now, I appreciate your need to
protect your boy, but I need answers.
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He's gotta give me something.
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Legally, he does not.
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And as his lawyer, I
am required to make sure
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that my client is aware of his rights.
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We don't have long.
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FP said he could only give me
a few moments with you alone
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with the security cameras off.
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Betty, honey, I know you did it.
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What... Mom, seriously?
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Well, not on purpose. Not premeditated.
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But...
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I know what it's like to be
driven by rage and desire,
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and sometimes things
can just get out of hand.
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I told you, I didn't do
it. It was the Stonies.
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Betty, FP has the proof.
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And...
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To be honest, I was
expecting something like this.
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But I can't help you unless
you tell me the truth.
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Mom...
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Forensics on the rock came back.
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Oh, no.
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And?
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Turns out it wasn't blood.
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It's run-of-the-mill corn syrup.
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Theatrical stuff they
use to make fake blood.
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Okay. So what does that mean?
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Betty,
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you and your friends are free to go.
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Put down the controller.
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Hey!
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Bret, we've got a problem.
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Betty and her friends
were released from jail,
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and the rock tested negative for blood.
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That's, um...
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That's unexpected.
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Considering we watched Jonathan
smear Jughead's blood on said rock,
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I'd say it's impossible.
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Which means, either
Betty somehow interfered
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and switched out the
bloody rock with a fake one,
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or Jughead's Sheriff daddy is lying.
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- What's your instinct?
- I don't know. I have to think.
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Something about all this...
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Hello?
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I figured it out, Betty.
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It's 3:00 a.m., Donna.
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What the hell do you want?
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You got too confident.
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Overplayed your hand.
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That rock found by that hiker
wasn't smeared with synthetic blood.
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It was real.
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Which must mean you're
working with Jughead's dad,
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which made me wonder...
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why would a sheriff,
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a father,
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help the girl who killed his son?
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He wouldn't.
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Unless, of course,
Jughead isn't dead at all.
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You saw his body, Donna.
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You and Bret burst into the morgue.
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I saw a body.
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I never looked into
Forsythe's cold, dead eyes.
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I didn't even see his face.
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Are you seriously suggesting that
I made Jughead pretend to be dead?
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It's what I would've done.
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In fact, I would've done everything
to make the lie seem real,
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to buy myself more time,
to outwit my enemies.
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So now you're keeping
Jughead tucked away
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while you desperately search for proof
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that would tie us to attempted
murder. You're vamping.
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You won't beat us, Betty.
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I'm going to implode your little scheme
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and lead this investigation
right to your doorstep.
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There's no way out of this for you.
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- Morning, sweetheart.
- Morning.
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Mr. Jones,
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I know it might be weird,
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but I think the time is
right to host a funeral.
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We could have a public wake.
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00:14:45,133 --> 00:14:48,184
Here, in Jughead's home.
260
00:14:48,186 --> 00:14:50,019
It might help everyone who knew him,
261
00:14:50,021 --> 00:14:52,936
just to bring some semblance of closure.
262
00:14:52,939 --> 00:14:54,873
If you wanna organize something, Betty,
263
00:14:55,810 --> 00:14:57,307
that'd be all right with me.
264
00:14:59,313 --> 00:15:02,131
Well, well, if it isn't the jailbird.
265
00:15:02,134 --> 00:15:06,356
I'm innocent of all charges,
and was released within hours.
266
00:15:06,359 --> 00:15:08,782
I've never killed anyone, Hermosa.
267
00:15:08,785 --> 00:15:10,373
Maybe not.
268
00:15:10,375 --> 00:15:12,882
But sometimes it's better
to be safe than sorry.
269
00:15:21,384 --> 00:15:23,021
Isn't that your alias?
270
00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:28,966
Oh, I bet you would love
to run me out of town,
271
00:15:28,969 --> 00:15:31,094
get me out of the way so
you can finally swoop in
272
00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:33,206
and take control of the family business.
273
00:15:34,991 --> 00:15:37,731
Well, tough...
274
00:15:37,734 --> 00:15:38,993
luck.
275
00:15:40,739 --> 00:15:43,900
Hey, guys, it's time for group
training. Where is everyone?
276
00:15:43,903 --> 00:15:47,275
They're, um, not coming.
277
00:15:47,278 --> 00:15:48,578
Why? What's going on?
278
00:15:48,580 --> 00:15:50,529
Everyone's saying
that you're a murderer.
279
00:15:50,531 --> 00:15:52,052
That you killed that Jones guy.
280
00:15:53,623 --> 00:15:57,559
Toby, I swear to you, I would
never hurt my best friend.
281
00:15:58,997 --> 00:16:01,498
I did not kill Jughead. I
didn't kill anyone, okay?
282
00:16:01,501 --> 00:16:02,684
I'm one of the good guys.
283
00:16:02,686 --> 00:16:03,937
If you say so.
284
00:16:06,855 --> 00:16:08,314
We'll see you later, Archie.
285
00:16:13,513 --> 00:16:17,348
So, tell me about your
friend, the late Jughead Jones.
286
00:16:17,350 --> 00:16:20,056
We were really similar in a lot of ways.
287
00:16:22,730 --> 00:16:25,291
We actually spent one night together.
288
00:16:25,294 --> 00:16:26,499
And, um...
289
00:16:27,769 --> 00:16:30,773
it was a moment that
cemented our friendship.
290
00:16:33,625 --> 00:16:35,216
What?
291
00:16:35,218 --> 00:16:38,313
I'm not threatened by what
was surely one loveless tryst.
292
00:16:39,705 --> 00:16:42,780
And, Cheryl, what are your
feelings on the subject?
293
00:16:47,063 --> 00:16:49,666
I'm sorry I called Jughead
a hobo that one time.
294
00:16:53,144 --> 00:16:54,506
Is... Is that it?
295
00:16:59,743 --> 00:17:02,760
I'm really sorry I called
Jughead a hobo that one time.
296
00:17:16,501 --> 00:17:18,218
You got a lot of nerve coming here.
297
00:17:18,220 --> 00:17:20,261
Sweet Pea, it's okay.
298
00:17:20,263 --> 00:17:22,281
Mr. Jones said that they could come in.
299
00:17:27,678 --> 00:17:29,265
Closed casket.
300
00:17:29,268 --> 00:17:31,159
Call me a doubting Thomas,
301
00:17:31,162 --> 00:17:34,274
but that seems like a suspect
choice with such a handsome cadaver.
302
00:17:34,277 --> 00:17:36,945
Classy as ever, Donna.
303
00:17:36,947 --> 00:17:39,355
The funeral home didn't even
want us to have the casket here,
304
00:17:39,357 --> 00:17:41,191
but it's Serpent tradition.
305
00:17:42,158 --> 00:17:45,241
And if you make a scene,
I will throw your ass out.
306
00:17:47,982 --> 00:17:49,958
I want to thank you for coming today.
307
00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:51,125
I know you all...
308
00:17:52,128 --> 00:17:53,695
loved my son.
309
00:17:55,465 --> 00:17:58,979
Things weren't always easy for us.
310
00:17:58,982 --> 00:18:00,757
But my boy was...
311
00:18:02,246 --> 00:18:05,564
always resilient...
312
00:18:05,567 --> 00:18:07,193
and loyal...
313
00:18:08,386 --> 00:18:09,767
and loving.
314
00:18:11,314 --> 00:18:12,876
And, uh...
315
00:18:20,824 --> 00:18:21,865
I'll go.
316
00:18:30,191 --> 00:18:31,541
As many of you know,
317
00:18:32,669 --> 00:18:37,464
Jughead was a fan of crime fiction.
318
00:18:39,584 --> 00:18:40,967
Detective stories.
319
00:18:42,495 --> 00:18:45,537
So, to honor him, I'd
like to read a passage
320
00:18:45,539 --> 00:18:49,582
from one of his favorite
Sherlock Holmes short stories.
321
00:18:49,585 --> 00:18:51,102
The Final Problem.
322
00:18:52,504 --> 00:18:56,881
"An examination by
experts leaves little doubt
323
00:18:56,884 --> 00:19:00,052
that a personal contest
between Holmes and Moriarty
324
00:19:00,054 --> 00:19:02,149
ended in their reeling over,
325
00:19:03,107 --> 00:19:05,335
locked in each other's arms.
326
00:19:06,777 --> 00:19:10,853
Any attempt at recovering the
bodies was absolutely hopeless.
327
00:19:10,856 --> 00:19:16,210
And there, deep down in that
dreadful cauldron of swirling water
328
00:19:16,212 --> 00:19:17,879
and seething foam,
329
00:19:18,882 --> 00:19:20,048
will lie...
330
00:19:21,575 --> 00:19:25,077
Will lie, for all time,
the most dangerous criminal
331
00:19:25,079 --> 00:19:27,463
and the foremost champion
332
00:19:27,465 --> 00:19:29,584
of the law of their generation."
333
00:19:41,145 --> 00:19:43,510
Mr. Mayor.
334
00:19:43,513 --> 00:19:44,739
FP.
335
00:19:46,743 --> 00:19:48,242
Look...
336
00:19:48,244 --> 00:19:50,361
this is a difficult time.
337
00:19:50,363 --> 00:19:52,062
And this case, it's just, uh...
338
00:19:52,064 --> 00:19:54,430
It's too personal for
you. It's too painful.
339
00:19:54,433 --> 00:19:57,575
So why don't you take a leave
of absence from being sheriff?
340
00:20:01,282 --> 00:20:03,850
You came to my son's funeral to fire me?
341
00:20:03,853 --> 00:20:05,093
Of course not.
342
00:20:09,948 --> 00:20:11,542
Go to hell, Hiram.
343
00:20:13,595 --> 00:20:15,210
I quit.
344
00:20:21,602 --> 00:20:23,511
You must really miss your brother.
345
00:20:24,573 --> 00:20:26,723
When was the last time you saw him?
346
00:20:27,892 --> 00:20:29,951
He isn't really dead, is he?
347
00:20:29,953 --> 00:20:31,730
Donna, are you serious?
348
00:20:31,733 --> 00:20:34,146
This is Jughead's little
sister and you're accosting her?
349
00:20:34,148 --> 00:20:38,192
Oh, come on, Betty. You and I
both know that this is all an act.
350
00:20:38,194 --> 00:20:41,112
Bitch, I'm done with you. Let's go.
351
00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:43,239
Do it. Bret, do it!
352
00:20:45,618 --> 00:20:47,284
What the hell do you think you're doing?
353
00:20:47,286 --> 00:20:48,452
She told me to. You heard her.
354
00:20:48,454 --> 00:20:49,870
You preppies don't know when to quit.
355
00:20:49,872 --> 00:20:52,258
Okay, calm down, guys.
He's not worth it.
356
00:20:52,261 --> 00:20:53,802
He was leaving, anyways.
357
00:20:55,044 --> 00:20:57,695
Donna, control your little pet, okay?
358
00:20:57,698 --> 00:20:59,934
He seems to have lost his cool.
359
00:21:18,910 --> 00:21:21,510
I don't know what kind of second-rate
360
00:21:21,513 --> 00:21:24,595
detective this former Sheriff Jones is,
361
00:21:24,598 --> 00:21:27,873
but I took it upon myself
to do a little investigating,
362
00:21:27,876 --> 00:21:30,619
and guess what I discovered.
363
00:21:30,622 --> 00:21:31,849
Please.
364
00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:34,736
Enlighten me.
365
00:21:34,739 --> 00:21:38,241
You, Betty, and Archie
all told your parents
366
00:21:38,244 --> 00:21:40,170
drastically different versions of what
367
00:21:40,173 --> 00:21:42,737
happened the night of Jughead's death.
368
00:21:45,949 --> 00:21:48,283
How did you find out about that?
369
00:21:48,286 --> 00:21:52,360
I simply ingratiated myself
to the right people, of course.
370
00:21:52,362 --> 00:21:55,729
Mrs. Andrews, I'm
Veronica's sister, Hermosa.
371
00:21:55,732 --> 00:21:56,956
What can I do for you?
372
00:21:56,958 --> 00:21:58,784
I was hoping I could ask your legal help
373
00:21:58,786 --> 00:22:02,715
in drawing up some contracts for
one of my clubs down in Miami.
374
00:22:02,718 --> 00:22:04,321
I could pay up front.
375
00:22:04,324 --> 00:22:05,561
Come on in.
376
00:22:06,334 --> 00:22:07,884
Ms. Smith.
377
00:22:07,887 --> 00:22:11,082
I wanted to offer you and Mr.
Jones my deepest condolences.
378
00:22:11,085 --> 00:22:12,097
Thank you.
379
00:22:12,100 --> 00:22:15,300
- Uh, may I come in?
- Of course.
380
00:22:15,302 --> 00:22:17,603
I knew I was on to something.
381
00:22:19,398 --> 00:22:22,066
Now, I want the truth.
382
00:22:22,884 --> 00:22:26,302
Or what, my dear sister?
383
00:22:26,304 --> 00:22:30,315
Or I sit Papi, Mrs.
Andrews, and Alice Smith
384
00:22:30,317 --> 00:22:32,930
down at the same table
so they can compare notes.
385
00:22:38,502 --> 00:22:39,708
Hey.
386
00:22:43,255 --> 00:22:44,966
So, is it true?
387
00:22:44,969 --> 00:22:46,315
Is what true?
388
00:22:46,317 --> 00:22:48,989
That Jughead, you know, is alive.
389
00:22:48,992 --> 00:22:50,053
What?
390
00:22:51,337 --> 00:22:54,931
Kevin, that's insane,
not to mention cruel.
391
00:22:54,934 --> 00:22:56,212
I'm sorry, it's just...
392
00:22:56,215 --> 00:22:57,459
It's what people are saying.
393
00:22:57,461 --> 00:22:59,127
Who? What people?
394
00:22:59,129 --> 00:23:01,963
Seriously, tell me, who is
saying that Jughead is alive?
395
00:23:01,965 --> 00:23:03,941
Everyone.
396
00:23:03,943 --> 00:23:06,676
But I first heard it from that
Stonewall Prep girl at the funeral.
397
00:23:06,678 --> 00:23:08,520
Do you mean Donna Sweett?
398
00:23:08,522 --> 00:23:10,172
Yes, that was her name.
399
00:23:10,174 --> 00:23:13,665
She was talking about how it
was all some elaborate ruse.
400
00:23:17,259 --> 00:23:20,198
Why do you think these stories
about Jughead faking his death
401
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:22,609
are gaining so much traction?
402
00:23:22,611 --> 00:23:26,613
I think because we just
wanna believe that it's true.
403
00:23:26,615 --> 00:23:29,299
You know, now that I think of
it, I remember freshman year,
404
00:23:29,301 --> 00:23:32,469
we were assigned The Adventures
of Tom Sawyer to read.
405
00:23:32,471 --> 00:23:37,883
I barely knew Jughead at the time,
but he was obsessed with that book.
406
00:23:37,885 --> 00:23:41,002
Specifically, the chapter in
which Tom fakes his own death
407
00:23:41,004 --> 00:23:44,631
to see how the people of his
hometown would react to his passing.
408
00:23:46,894 --> 00:23:50,303
I remember him in class
saying, "Imagine that.
409
00:23:50,305 --> 00:23:53,198
Imagine being able to
attend your own funeral."
410
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:55,183
Reggie, what do you make of the rumors
411
00:23:55,185 --> 00:23:57,852
that Jughead Jones is somehow alive?
412
00:23:57,854 --> 00:24:00,205
I'm angered by them, Mrs. S.
413
00:24:01,738 --> 00:24:03,491
It pisses me off.
414
00:24:03,494 --> 00:24:05,136
Yeah, of course.
415
00:24:05,139 --> 00:24:07,776
Because you deeply miss your friend.
416
00:24:07,779 --> 00:24:09,186
What?
417
00:24:09,189 --> 00:24:10,338
No.
418
00:24:10,341 --> 00:24:13,342
I'm mad because that weirdo beat me
419
00:24:13,345 --> 00:24:16,680
by pulling off the most epic
senior prank of all time.
420
00:24:16,682 --> 00:24:18,474
Faking your own death?
421
00:24:20,260 --> 00:24:21,760
That's legendary.
422
00:24:21,762 --> 00:24:23,135
It'll never be forgotten.
423
00:24:27,919 --> 00:24:29,251
- Hey.
- Hi.
424
00:24:29,254 --> 00:24:31,010
I got here as soon as I
could. What's going on?
425
00:24:31,012 --> 00:24:34,180
I just don't think I can
do this anymore, Arch.
426
00:24:34,182 --> 00:24:36,366
I keep waiting for Jug to come back,
427
00:24:36,368 --> 00:24:38,368
but he doesn't, and he won't.
428
00:24:40,206 --> 00:24:41,788
He won't ever come back.
429
00:24:43,772 --> 00:24:46,237
And I don't know how I'm
supposed to keep going.
430
00:24:50,628 --> 00:24:52,253
Day by day, Betty.
431
00:24:52,256 --> 00:24:54,309
We'll get through this, together.
432
00:24:56,258 --> 00:24:58,420
God, I just don't know why everyone at
433
00:24:58,423 --> 00:25:00,631
school is saying that he's still alive.
434
00:25:00,634 --> 00:25:02,893
He isn't.
435
00:25:02,895 --> 00:25:06,188
These crazy rumors are just
making it so much more painful.
436
00:25:34,492 --> 00:25:36,417
Betty, you okay?
437
00:25:38,288 --> 00:25:39,772
You wanna talk about it?
438
00:25:41,908 --> 00:25:43,383
I can't do this, Arch.
439
00:25:44,628 --> 00:25:46,186
I feel so alone.
440
00:25:47,181 --> 00:25:48,963
You're not.
441
00:25:48,965 --> 00:25:51,678
Betty, I promise I
know how hard this is.
442
00:25:51,681 --> 00:25:53,732
I just wanna feel...
443
00:25:53,735 --> 00:25:57,337
good, even for just a few moments.
444
00:26:00,119 --> 00:26:01,715
I'm here for you, Betty.
445
00:26:02,780 --> 00:26:04,163
I always have been.
446
00:26:07,034 --> 00:26:08,709
Yeah, you have, haven't you?
447
00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:33,466
Oh, grief, you wicked,
heartless aphrodisiac.
448
00:26:33,468 --> 00:26:37,321
Destroyer of endgames and worlds.
449
00:26:37,323 --> 00:26:41,325
Why, oh, why am I always the one
to catch these two kissing cads?
450
00:26:51,063 --> 00:26:53,309
Andrews and Cooper.
451
00:26:53,312 --> 00:26:54,588
What?
452
00:27:04,112 --> 00:27:06,186
Cheryl.
453
00:27:06,189 --> 00:27:09,376
Is everything okay? Did
something happen with Toni?
454
00:27:09,379 --> 00:27:11,212
Veronica,
455
00:27:11,214 --> 00:27:13,723
I had a text drafted
and ready to send to you,
456
00:27:13,725 --> 00:27:15,565
but I couldn't bring myself to do it.
457
00:27:15,568 --> 00:27:17,194
You deserve to be told in person.
458
00:27:17,196 --> 00:27:18,527
What are you talking about?
459
00:27:19,556 --> 00:27:21,180
Take a moment.
460
00:27:21,182 --> 00:27:22,849
Prepare yourself for devastation.
461
00:27:22,851 --> 00:27:24,693
Cheryl, come on, we're Maple partners.
462
00:27:24,695 --> 00:27:26,383
Just please tell me what's going on.
463
00:27:34,072 --> 00:27:35,372
Son of a bi...
464
00:27:37,741 --> 00:27:41,716
Betty? Really, Archie?
Of all people, Betty?
465
00:27:41,719 --> 00:27:43,294
How could you do this to me?
466
00:27:43,297 --> 00:27:44,613
Ronnie, what? I don't...
467
00:27:44,615 --> 00:27:46,873
Don't play innocent
with me, Archie Andrews.
468
00:27:46,875 --> 00:27:49,167
Kissing my best friend
in the music room,
469
00:27:49,169 --> 00:27:51,715
where you and I had our fun?
470
00:27:51,718 --> 00:27:54,973
Why should I be surprised? That's
your special place, isn't it?
471
00:27:54,975 --> 00:27:56,474
That's where you take all your women.
472
00:27:56,476 --> 00:28:00,093
Me, Josie, Ms. Grundy, and now Betty.
473
00:28:00,096 --> 00:28:01,687
And shame on you
474
00:28:01,690 --> 00:28:05,520
for taking advantage of our
friend when she is grieving...
475
00:28:05,523 --> 00:28:07,484
and at her most vulnerable.
476
00:28:07,487 --> 00:28:11,540
Bee, I need you to
know, I do not blame you.
477
00:28:12,784 --> 00:28:16,819
It's my fault. I'm
the one who started it.
478
00:28:16,822 --> 00:28:19,676
I kissed Archie. I'm so sorry.
479
00:28:19,679 --> 00:28:21,020
"Sorry"?
480
00:28:23,136 --> 00:28:24,336
You're sorry?
481
00:28:27,361 --> 00:28:32,501
You scheming, two-faced
bitch, Betty Cooper.
482
00:28:33,797 --> 00:28:37,430
You know what? You
two deserve each other.
483
00:28:37,433 --> 00:28:40,287
So burn in hell, the both of you.
484
00:28:41,855 --> 00:28:43,584
That's right. You tell 'em, girl.
485
00:28:50,500 --> 00:28:53,261
So why do you think people
are so ready to accept the fact
486
00:28:53,263 --> 00:28:55,034
that Archie and Betty are dating?
487
00:28:56,138 --> 00:28:59,973
I think there were a lot of
closeted Barchie stans out there
488
00:28:59,975 --> 00:29:01,495
who have been waiting for this moment.
489
00:29:02,470 --> 00:29:05,321
We just hope that it's true.
490
00:29:05,331 --> 00:29:07,740
Sounds like you're one of these stans.
491
00:29:07,742 --> 00:29:09,524
Oh, no, don't get me wrong.
492
00:29:09,526 --> 00:29:11,744
I support Betty in whoever she likes.
493
00:29:11,746 --> 00:29:15,313
There's a lot of people who don't
think Bughead should've happened.
494
00:29:16,676 --> 00:29:19,084
It was always supposed
to be Betty and Archie.
495
00:29:19,087 --> 00:29:21,224
It was like it was their destiny.
496
00:29:21,227 --> 00:29:23,085
I see.
497
00:29:23,088 --> 00:29:25,957
And what about this rumor
that Jughead is still alive?
498
00:29:29,930 --> 00:29:33,431
If Betty and Archie being
together proves anything,
499
00:29:33,434 --> 00:29:36,271
it's that Jughead is definitely dead.
500
00:29:37,374 --> 00:29:39,772
I know your daughter pretty well.
501
00:29:39,774 --> 00:29:41,556
Not even she's crazy
enough to date Archie
502
00:29:41,558 --> 00:29:43,208
if Jughead were still around.
503
00:29:49,692 --> 00:29:50,725
Hi, Betty.
504
00:29:53,362 --> 00:29:55,419
Here all alone?
505
00:29:55,422 --> 00:29:56,707
Why?
506
00:29:56,710 --> 00:29:59,073
Are you here to kill me?
507
00:29:59,076 --> 00:30:00,902
Just so you know,
508
00:30:00,905 --> 00:30:03,676
you may have this town, your school,
509
00:30:03,679 --> 00:30:07,140
and all your friends fooled, but not me.
510
00:30:07,143 --> 00:30:10,302
You're either building a case
against me and my classmates,
511
00:30:10,304 --> 00:30:13,046
or trying to exonerate yourself.
512
00:30:13,048 --> 00:30:17,259
And Jughead is alive and
helping you behind the scenes.
513
00:30:17,261 --> 00:30:19,478
I just don't know where
you're hiding him...
514
00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:20,646
yet.
515
00:30:20,648 --> 00:30:22,723
Donna.
516
00:30:22,725 --> 00:30:28,729
We can't keep having the same
conversation over and over again, okay?
517
00:30:28,731 --> 00:30:31,655
You're obsessed. Seriously,
it is not healthy.
518
00:30:33,293 --> 00:30:37,038
It's fine. I didn't
expect you to just tell me.
519
00:30:37,041 --> 00:30:39,467
But I know he's close by.
520
00:30:39,470 --> 00:30:41,744
Somewhere you two can be alone.
521
00:30:42,884 --> 00:30:44,136
Know how I know?
522
00:30:46,205 --> 00:30:49,007
Because I saw that sex tape of yours,
523
00:30:49,010 --> 00:30:51,687
and, yowza!
524
00:30:51,697 --> 00:30:53,933
Based on the contents,
you can't go two hours,
525
00:30:53,936 --> 00:30:55,801
let alone two days, without it.
526
00:30:56,850 --> 00:30:59,275
You are an actual monster.
527
00:30:59,278 --> 00:31:01,824
And you are a nymphomaniac who's going
528
00:31:01,827 --> 00:31:04,242
to trip up sooner rather than later.
529
00:31:05,983 --> 00:31:08,392
And I'll be there to watch you fall.
530
00:31:12,959 --> 00:31:16,293
And that's when you believe
Donna started following you?
531
00:31:16,295 --> 00:31:18,537
She had fixated on me.
532
00:31:18,539 --> 00:31:21,090
She was convinced that
I was sneaking around.
533
00:31:23,327 --> 00:31:25,970
Which was true. I...
534
00:31:25,972 --> 00:31:28,619
had been visiting Dilton's bunker.
535
00:31:29,809 --> 00:31:32,167
It became a nightly ritual.
536
00:31:32,169 --> 00:31:34,182
First, stop at Pop's for dinner.
537
00:31:35,839 --> 00:31:37,857
Then I'd head to the woods alone.
538
00:32:33,943 --> 00:32:35,018
Gotcha!
539
00:32:35,021 --> 00:32:37,279
What the hell? Oh, my God.
540
00:32:37,282 --> 00:32:38,459
Donna?
541
00:32:41,184 --> 00:32:43,096
Get out of here, you pervert.
542
00:32:45,551 --> 00:32:48,633
And how long have you been
meeting with Archie in the bunker?
543
00:32:51,724 --> 00:32:54,953
It kind of just started up after...
544
00:32:54,956 --> 00:32:58,395
It's nothing to be
ashamed of, Elizabeth.
545
00:32:58,397 --> 00:33:01,067
I promise you'll feel better
once you tell the truth.
546
00:33:05,129 --> 00:33:06,423
In that case...
547
00:33:07,815 --> 00:33:09,982
Before you hear it
from someone else, Mom,
548
00:33:09,984 --> 00:33:11,570
I need to tell you something.
549
00:33:13,079 --> 00:33:14,548
Off the record.
550
00:33:16,430 --> 00:33:17,513
Okay, honey.
551
00:33:19,695 --> 00:33:21,879
Well, as it turns out,
552
00:33:21,882 --> 00:33:27,757
this is not simply a story
about a murder in a small town.
553
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:29,426
No.
554
00:33:29,428 --> 00:33:31,623
It's a story about friendship...
555
00:33:31,626 --> 00:33:33,914
and conspiracy.
556
00:33:33,916 --> 00:33:36,124
And what happens when those two things
557
00:33:36,127 --> 00:33:39,728
dovetail into a highly
sophisticated cover-up.
558
00:33:43,109 --> 00:33:45,800
So, our little gambit worked.
559
00:33:45,802 --> 00:33:48,687
Between the look I saw on
Donna's face in the bunker
560
00:33:48,689 --> 00:33:50,689
and your performance
in the student lounge...
561
00:33:50,692 --> 00:33:53,687
You can thank Helen Mirren's
Masterclass for that.
562
00:33:56,363 --> 00:33:58,039
Though, I just have to ask.
563
00:34:00,868 --> 00:34:03,514
When you were pretending
to be with Betty...
564
00:34:05,298 --> 00:34:09,694
you didn't feel anything, did you?
565
00:34:09,697 --> 00:34:10,968
Ronnie.
566
00:34:13,012 --> 00:34:14,237
When will you learn?
567
00:34:15,582 --> 00:34:17,155
You are,
568
00:34:17,158 --> 00:34:19,945
now and forever,
569
00:34:19,948 --> 00:34:21,851
the only girl for me.
570
00:34:33,234 --> 00:34:37,143
Even by our standards, this
was a pretty crazy week.
571
00:34:37,145 --> 00:34:39,809
Well, pretending to
be dead is one thing,
572
00:34:39,812 --> 00:34:43,646
but hiding under a cot in
this sex bunker of death
573
00:34:43,649 --> 00:34:45,148
while you make out with Archie
574
00:34:45,151 --> 00:34:49,163
just to convince a bunch of
evil preppies that I did die...
575
00:34:49,166 --> 00:34:52,741
Yeah, definitely cracks
the top ten craziest things.
576
00:34:52,744 --> 00:34:54,330
But it worked.
577
00:34:55,205 --> 00:34:58,682
And now Donna will
start doubting herself.
578
00:34:58,684 --> 00:35:01,209
This whole thing is
a game of confidence,
579
00:35:01,211 --> 00:35:03,547
and what happens when
you don't have confidence?
580
00:35:04,506 --> 00:35:05,880
Mistakes are made.
581
00:35:05,882 --> 00:35:08,433
And bonus, you'll have
all this uninterrupted time
582
00:35:08,435 --> 00:35:11,720
to figure out how the pieces
of the mystery fit together.
583
00:35:11,722 --> 00:35:13,215
And an additional bonus
584
00:35:13,218 --> 00:35:15,890
is that they won't come to try
and finish my botched braining.
585
00:35:15,892 --> 00:35:17,225
Mmm-hmm.
586
00:35:17,227 --> 00:35:18,668
Well, I never thought I'd say it,
587
00:35:18,671 --> 00:35:20,892
but God bless that beanie for cushioning
588
00:35:20,895 --> 00:35:23,497
the blow, even just a little bit.
589
00:35:27,854 --> 00:35:29,037
Speaking of that...
590
00:35:30,624 --> 00:35:32,513
Close your eyes and hold out your hand.
591
00:35:38,577 --> 00:35:39,765
Open.
592
00:35:44,230 --> 00:35:45,971
Betty, when did you
have time to do this?
593
00:35:45,973 --> 00:35:49,174
We all manage our
stress in different ways.
594
00:35:49,176 --> 00:35:51,144
My mom had her documentary...
595
00:35:52,054 --> 00:35:54,027
I taught myself how to knit.
596
00:35:57,818 --> 00:36:00,520
Are you sure telling
your mom was a good idea?
597
00:36:00,523 --> 00:36:04,939
Well, considering Charles,
your dad, Jellybean,
598
00:36:04,941 --> 00:36:08,568
Dr. Curdle Jr., and Mrs.
Andrews are all in on it...
599
00:36:08,570 --> 00:36:10,996
Yeah, it felt like the
prudent thing to do.
600
00:36:10,998 --> 00:36:12,589
Yeah, that's fair enough.
601
00:36:15,340 --> 00:36:18,507
When you kissed Archie, none of those
old feelings came back, did they?
602
00:36:18,510 --> 00:36:19,849
Jughead.
603
00:36:21,083 --> 00:36:22,457
No.
604
00:36:22,459 --> 00:36:24,643
Of course not, okay? Don't be silly.
605
00:36:26,998 --> 00:36:29,865
You know you're the only man for me.
606
00:36:29,868 --> 00:36:33,267
And our scheming can take one
night off, don't you think?
607
00:36:48,698 --> 00:36:51,407
So I understand you made
quite the public spectacle
608
00:36:51,409 --> 00:36:53,960
over the Archie and Betty romance.
609
00:36:53,962 --> 00:36:58,557
Um, I think you mean, I
gave an amazing performance.
610
00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:00,157
But weren't you afraid that something
611
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:02,426
might actually spark between them?
612
00:37:02,429 --> 00:37:04,175
I trust Archie.
613
00:37:04,178 --> 00:37:06,253
And I trust Betty.
614
00:37:06,256 --> 00:37:09,043
To be honest, the thought
never even crossed my mind.
615
00:37:15,872 --> 00:37:20,302
_
616
00:37:25,228 --> 00:37:30,697
_
617
00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:44,957
_
618
00:37:53,983 --> 00:37:57,542
_
619
00:38:08,795 --> 00:38:10,986
The question still remains.
620
00:38:10,989 --> 00:38:14,541
Why did you go to such extraordinary
lengths to convince the preppies
621
00:38:14,543 --> 00:38:17,452
and pretty much the
whole town of Riverdale
622
00:38:17,454 --> 00:38:19,137
that Jughead was dead?
623
00:38:19,139 --> 00:38:21,949
Because they were trying
to pin the murder on me.
624
00:38:24,051 --> 00:38:26,552
And because if they knew
Jughead was still alive,
625
00:38:26,555 --> 00:38:31,316
they would circle the
wagons and lock down tight.
626
00:38:31,318 --> 00:38:35,228
And we were and still are locked
in a battle of psychological warfare
627
00:38:35,230 --> 00:38:36,804
with the Stonies.
628
00:38:36,807 --> 00:38:38,777
The only way that we
would be able to pin
629
00:38:38,780 --> 00:38:41,325
the attempted murder
of Jughead on them...
630
00:38:41,328 --> 00:38:43,844
is if we forced the Stonies to crack.
631
00:38:45,357 --> 00:38:47,419
You seem quite confident that they will.
632
00:38:49,194 --> 00:38:51,200
No, I can't be certain, but...
633
00:38:52,915 --> 00:38:55,173
After the last few days,
634
00:38:55,175 --> 00:38:57,827
I have a feeling they'll be
fracturing any minute now.
635
00:39:00,246 --> 00:39:01,763
Stop what you're doing, Bret.
636
00:39:03,166 --> 00:39:04,874
I have proof that Jughead's alive.
637
00:39:04,876 --> 00:39:07,427
Whoa, Donna. Slow down.
How can you be so sure?
638
00:39:07,429 --> 00:39:10,004
I tailed Betty to an apocalyptic bunker,
639
00:39:10,006 --> 00:39:14,309
where she sloppily swapped saliva
with that carrot-top Neanderthal.
640
00:39:14,311 --> 00:39:16,364
It was all a charade.
641
00:39:16,367 --> 00:39:17,899
They had takeout from Pop's,
642
00:39:17,900 --> 00:39:20,032
that little diner that
Jones was obsessed with.
643
00:39:20,034 --> 00:39:22,034
And what, there was an extra burger?
644
00:39:22,036 --> 00:39:23,827
Archie's built like a superhero.
645
00:39:23,829 --> 00:39:25,704
I'm sure he could wolf half a dozen...
646
00:39:25,706 --> 00:39:28,064
Forget about the burger!
647
00:39:28,067 --> 00:39:31,330
There was not one, not two,
648
00:39:31,333 --> 00:39:33,579
but three milkshakes in evidence.
649
00:39:36,700 --> 00:39:40,681
I am certain that Jones must have
heard me sneaking down the ladder
650
00:39:40,684 --> 00:39:43,889
and he hid so as not to get caught.
651
00:39:43,891 --> 00:39:46,235
Donna, look.
652
00:39:46,238 --> 00:39:48,018
Maybe, um...
653
00:39:49,262 --> 00:39:51,922
you should let sleeping dogs lie.
654
00:39:53,091 --> 00:39:54,975
Take the win.
655
00:39:54,977 --> 00:39:57,239
Forsythe's dead. We killed him.
656
00:39:58,054 --> 00:40:01,108
Ponytail's obviously moved on.
657
00:40:02,409 --> 00:40:04,014
It's time you do the same.
658
00:40:07,873 --> 00:40:10,440
Don't you ever tell me what to do.
659
00:40:10,442 --> 00:40:14,086
In case you've forgotten, I'm
the brains of this operation.
660
00:40:14,088 --> 00:40:15,754
We still have a job to finish,
661
00:40:15,756 --> 00:40:18,428
and a meddling girlfriend to pin it on.
662
00:40:18,431 --> 00:40:19,749
Yes, sir.
663
00:40:22,571 --> 00:40:27,257
And if you ever undermine me again,
664
00:40:27,267 --> 00:40:30,960
you will go the way of
Jonathan, may he rest in peace.
665
00:40:30,962 --> 00:40:33,018
And that's a fact.
666
00:40:37,611 --> 00:40:39,611
Well, well, well.
667
00:40:39,613 --> 00:40:42,063
If it isn't the girl who cried Papi.
668
00:40:42,065 --> 00:40:45,025
I did a little digging
like you asked me to.
669
00:40:45,027 --> 00:40:46,952
And?
670
00:40:46,954 --> 00:40:49,812
You are lucky I am such a good PI,
671
00:40:49,814 --> 00:40:52,410
because you'll never
believe what I found out.
672
00:41:01,969 --> 00:41:03,693
As it turns out, my darling
673
00:41:03,696 --> 00:41:05,788
half-sister is actually
good for something.
674
00:41:05,791 --> 00:41:07,288
At my behest,
675
00:41:07,290 --> 00:41:09,499
Hermosa put her private-eye
skills to good use
676
00:41:09,501 --> 00:41:12,144
and did some digging on
those Stonewall WASPs.
677
00:41:12,147 --> 00:41:15,713
And your gal pal Donna is not so sweet.
678
00:41:17,484 --> 00:41:20,226
Everybody, brace yourselves,
679
00:41:20,229 --> 00:41:22,989
because Donna Sweett is actually...
680
00:41:28,070 --> 00:41:29,310
Oh, my God.
681
00:41:29,312 --> 00:41:30,643
Of course.
682
00:41:31,999 --> 00:41:34,981
If this is true, this
is our smoking gun.
683
00:41:34,984 --> 00:41:37,728
This is the final piece of
the puzzle that we needed.
684
00:41:41,349 --> 00:41:44,754
I think I know how to take down
these Stonies once and for all.
685
00:41:47,924 --> 00:41:51,262
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