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[knocking on window]
Not today, man.
[groans]
You remember what day it is?
Why are you being so hostile?
-[grunts] Don't... -[yells]
-[panting] -Oh, my God!
[sighs]
-[grunting] We've got to start going. -[Liza groaning]
[cellphone beeping]
We have 176 text messages.
Wow.
-[Mandy on phone] Yo, it's Mandy. -[gasps] Mandy.
Are you coming to my End of the World Party tonight?
You know you are. I don't want to hear any of your bullshit.
Oh, we gotta go.
-Also Pauly Shore's coming. -[groans]
Um, oh. Also, I have Ketamine nasal spray.
Not even legal, just for fun.
No, no, no, no, no.
-A little left for you, come on over. -Ugh, so mean.
[Celine] What do you think I should wear to Mandy's tonight?
I've got mechanic-on-vacation kind of energy... No?
I could just go, like, full Santa Fe art teacher, right.
Just drape myself in linen for the End of the World.
What is this, Ezra?
I'm just kind of trying to keep in touch
with the people that I love.
Haven't seen him since his Bar Mitzvah.
And number two, um...
-Is he shirtless? -There's this fuckin' party,
-It's kind of the last, like... -Yes?
-...hurrah... -He's kinda hot.
He's your cousin.
-...whatever you call it, so... -I know, but...
...I was wondering if you could buy me some alcohol.
[girl] Okay, so...
Maybe we don't have to go out to a party tonight,
but we can do something more spiritual.
What if we went to the beach?
Remember when we used to go to the beach?
We were so happy then.
That was, like, the last time you really felt free, right?
I don't know what to tell you, it's like...
My whole life. I have been terrified of dying alone,
and tonight, I am literally dying alone.
But you're not alone, you have me.
Man, you don't count, okay?
You're metaphysical.
-[chuckles nervously] -Look, tonight, I just wanna, like,
get really fucking high, eat until I puke,
and then die.
I could list so many problems with that idea,
but the first one is, you're out of weed.
Of all the days,
-you really think you should be self-medicating today? -[door closes]
Why can't you just be present?
I have an idea. Why don't I give myself the present of doing drugs?
-Hello. -Hi.
-Were you trying to go to the weed store? -[chuckling] Yeah.
I kind of bought it out.
Oh, like, you bought all the drugs inside?
They gave me a deal, I just cleaned 'em out
'cause I just was like,
I don't wanna be without on the last day.
All right, well, I guess I'll, uh...
I mean, I could give you some. I'm not gonna use all of it, obviously.
-It's not like I'm saving for a rainy day. -[both chuckle]
Yeah, sure, that that would be cool.
I just don't want to do it in this alleyway,
it feels a little shady.
and kinda disrespectful to the medicine.
If you want to come to my spot, it's pretty dope,
it's like a very quick walk if you wanna join me.
-[chuckling] Yeah, sure. Why not? -Great.
A few minutes with someone on the last day of Earth? Why not?
Right, yeah, cool, man.
-Yeah, just come with me. It's right here. -All right.
-You live around here? -Yeah, just, uh, just down the block.
-Oh, me too. Is this your spot? -Yeah.
So yeah, it's just right up here,
[Liza hesitating] Your... Your house? Or...
It's not my actual abode, my...
My house is, uh...
You know, a couple blocks away.
-Yeah. -This is public land, it's not mine,
but who's gonna arrest me today?
[both chuckling]
So, yeah, I figured, like, uh...
I mean, there's... There's enough for everybody,
And also, like, I have some DMT, you know?
So I was gonna maybe do that,
but then I was like, "Maybe that's just like a hat on a hat."
You know I mean? What's the point in doing...
-Sure. -...DMT when you're about to actually experience real death?
I have also CBD suppositories,
that, um, my girlfriend...
My ex-girlfriend...
She used to get, like, pretty bad, uh, cramps
-when she had her menses. -Uh.
So, if... Do either of you guys have your period,
or are either of you in your menses?
Sorry, who, uh... Who are you talking to?
I'm talking to you and the childlike woman
that I'm now looking at with the black hat on.
[both whispering]
Guys. Honestly, I don't appreciate whispering, like...
[chuckling] I'm so... I'm so sorry, it's just... This really.
No one's ever acknowledged me before.
No one's ever seen me.
Is this an abusive relationship?
Uh, no, she's, uh, she's metaphysical...
-Um... Younger self. -...is the thing.
-So... -Oh. Yeah, okay, that makes sense.
Your her younger self. Yeah.
-[chuckling] I know it sounds crazy. -Doesn't sound crazy to me.
I had my younger self here.
-Uh, what... -Where did he go?
He fell off the side of a mountain on a hike.
He lost his footing.
If you don't want to be with your younger self,
you don't have to be.
If you wanna be truly alone,
you can be truly alone.
[chuckles]
Um, okay, so which one of these...
Can we just, uh... I think we'll just grab...
-Yeah, grab, uh... Grab a couple of those 'melos. -Thank you, 'cause, uh...
-I like to call the caramels, "'melos." -Yeah, that's cool.
But they might be uppers, so heads up.
-Okay. And, um... -And, uh, yeah,
grab a couple store-bought, those Rollupz, those Rollies.
-Thank you so much. -And it was nice to meet you.
Hey, uh... Hey, have a nice, uh, trip, man.
-And, um... -Hey, actually,
I don't know if I wanna be alone, can I...
Can I crash with you guys? Can I come with you?
I'm sorry, but we don't... We gotta go.
That was truly terrifying.
Yeah, that dude was real dark.
Uh, you're... You're calling him dark?
You guys had the same exact plan for tonight, verbatim.
Talk about a Ghost of Christmas Future.
The fuck is that supposed to mean?
[Nate] Liza.
[romantic music playing]
[whispering] Go.
Just, like, go.
-[giggling] Hey. -Hey.
You... You cross this bridge often?
Yeah, I do, actually.
I live just up the hill.
-Oh, you moved. -Did.
Um...
I'm sorry. I, um...
that I haven't been in touch.
Yeah, you just stopped.
And I just...
stopped too, I guess. [chuckles]
Well, it's nice to see you... See you now.
-You look good. -[chuckling] No, I don't.
But thank you.
How are you, Nate?
Or is that a stupid question to ask today?
Yeah, I don't know.
You, um, you going to...
Mandy's tonight?
Yeah. I don't know if I'm gonna...
make it, but...
You have a full night ahead of you?
Yeah, pretty full,
just gonna get, like, fucked up,
and then, if all goes well...
puke.
And that's why you have parties.
Oh, right, yeah.
I prefer, uh...
a solo journey...
as you know.
It's really nice to see you, though.
Yeah, it's good to see you too, Liza.
Bye, Nate.
[puppies whimper]
What was that?
I just, I...
I panic, man. I become so...
fucking emotionally, like...
I didn't expect to see that dude today.
And like...
I loved him. I loved him so much
and I fucked everything up. I just...
It's my whole life.
My whole life has just been a series of regret
after regret after regret.
I am just... I'm such a fucking idiot.
This is what I've been saying.
Tonight's the night.
You can face those regrets and turn them around.
Come on.
Fuck it.
All right.
Fuck it.
Let's go with a bang.
["Venus" playing]
♪ Disoriented
♪ When I'm waking up
-Okay, let's talk regrets. -Okay.
-Obviously, the biggest one is Dad. -Right.
I would like to be honest,
even though it's scary, tonight, with him.
Yeah.
And...
where does that leave Mom?
Let's circle back to her.
-All right, maybe. -Yeah.
Okay, next up, I would like to make amends with Ala.
That was a shitty situation.
-Yeah. -Shouldn't have happened.
Yeah. We let some dumb shit get between us
and tonight, that ends.
Next person I would like to engage with
in a way that feels, you know, I guess confrontational,
-is Larry. -[sighs heavily]
-Fuck that guy. -Fuck Larry.
That dude was garbage.
And I loved him,
and I never told him that he didn't deserve my love.
So tonight, Larry,
you're gonna get a piece of this person's noggin.
-Amen. -Thank you.
Men.
You and Nate...
-could fuck. -What?
Gonna fuck.
I mean, I don't know if we're gonna fuck.
You're gonna fuck.
Please stop saying that word, it's really...
It feels inappropriate.
But yeah, we're gonna fuck.
♪ Didn't mean To sing that song ♪
♪ Didn't mean to do you wrong
♪ Didn't mean to drag this on
♪ Didn't mean to drag this on
♪ Didn't mean To sing that song ♪
[both] I love that for you.
Uh, dude...
...where's my car?
[Derrick] Oh, yeah, it was stolen.
-What? -Big guy.
Very attractive.
Yeah.
He took it. It's gone. uh... Very attractive
I saw his whole body and and his beautiful face.
You know, I could, you know, definitely identify him, definitely, Yeah, um...
Because it took a while, you know, to turn on the car,
and he wanted to pair his phone to the radio,
maybe he had a playlist...
You didn't think to, like, say something?
Oh, no, I didn't think about that.
Derrick, man, we're neighbors,
we're supposed to be looking out for each other.
Yeah, the world's ending, so I said,
who gives a fuck, anyway, about any of this shit, you know?
2:00 AM, asteroid hits and then I...
And gone! Gone!
Yeah, yeah, well, I mean, you know,
we're all, we're all in the same boat here.
Why do you need a car today, anyway?
We have some very big plans for...
Yeah, we had a pretty epic day plan
-that could have really used a vehicle. -Yeah.
All right, then, we're gonna, uh...
-I guess we're gonna hoof it. -Okay, hoof away.
-Okay, man. -Hoof away.
Well, it is a beautiful day to walk.
The last time we saw Dad was...
I mean, two birthdays ago?
Yeah? I thought it was last birthday.
No, last birthday, he had that creative dream workshop.
And the birthday before that, he took us to all-you-can-eat sushi.
-Oh... [speaks indistinctly] -[man] Hey.
Hi, hello? Yes? No?
-Hi. -Hi.
You can see me?
[both] Yeah.
-What am I holding? -Looks like an English muffin.
Okay, what am I doing now?
-Spinning around in circles. -Spinning in a circle.
Okay. What about now?
-Like a... Like a coy shrug. -I don't know.
A "coy" shrug?
What about this?
It's like a phone that you're not interested in using.
Ah, well, hello.
It's great to see you.
And it's great to be seen, I guess.
I guess so, yeah.
I'm Manny, even though that's Manny in there.
-He's 92. -[Liza] Wow.
Ninety-one? Something like that, but...
-You're a YS. -Yeah.
-YS. -What's happening?
-Younger self. -Ha-ha.
-Oh, I see. Younger self, I get it. -Younger self.
No, I got it. I just got it.
Why do you think everyone can see us today?
-I mean, what? -I think everyone's just operating
on a higher frequency or something.
-That makes sense. -'Cause it's the last day...
-Right. -...so all of a sudden...
Everything's just heightened.
-I think everything is. -Wow.
This is incredible.
-It's so nice to be seen, you know? -I know.
Like really seen.
It's the stress of not being seen that's endless.
When you go into a shop, try to get service,
-try to get the manager to show up... -[Young Liza] Ugh.
...nothing.
Right. So are you buying clothes online mostly, then, or...
Uh, honey, we like to shop.
-Really? -Oh, yeah.
What you guys doing tonight? What's the story?
Sort of, uh, ticking off regrets one by one, you know.
Better get a rush on that.
-Yeah. -Yeah. Gonna go see Dad first.
[exclaiming excitedly]
What are you gonna do the rest of the day?
-I'm gonna finish this sandwich... -[Liza] Uh-huh.
-...make another sandwich... -Mmm.
...eat that one, take a nap,
-take care of Manny... -Uh-huh.
...talk to him a little bit about his memories and stuff.
I might just walk around the neighborhood.
Oh! So lovely to meet you.
Yeah, it's great to meet you, too.
Listen, happy last day.
Hey, try to remember me like this.
-[Young Liza chuckling] -No, no.
-That's a joke. -That's not how you'll die, is it?
Oh, no, no.
-You'll wait to explode like the rest of us. -Yeah.
Okay, good.
-[Young Liza] So nice to meet you. -Bye, guys, nice to meet you.
Bye.
Okay, let's talk about Dad.
No, it's fine, we don't need to talk about it.
Oh, my God.
What?
Every time you see him, you don't have anything prepared,
so you never say any of the things that you want to.
Well, I didn't realize that I needed to have,
like, a PowerPoint presentation.
Ugh, you're so aggravating.
Why are you being so intense?
Let's keep walking.
Sorry, Dad just gets me riled up.
It's okay, me too.
We'll be fine.
We'll be honest.
Yeah. We'll be fine.
Hey, Dad,
Hi, honey.
You parched?
You look parched. How about a brew?
You know, I'm brewing my own brew now.
-I'm actually fine. -You sure?
-Sure. It's hoppy. It's good stuff. -Yeah.
-[chuckles] -Okay.
You talk to your mom?
No.
-I did. -Really.
Yeah. I zoomed her.
-Wow. -On the tower.
you know that, huh...
-It's... -I was sorry.
-Right. -And...
-I am, you know. -Sure.
I know that I wasn't--
But you gotta give me some credit.
I stayed, and she didn't.
And that's--
Well, I mean, she left and you stayed, but...
I don't know, you were just never really
there to begin with.
You just kind of checked out, man. You were--
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yes, Yes, this is--
I want you to know that I--
I didn't-- I didn't want to do what I did.
I wanted someone who wasn't your mother.
And I-- And I didn't have the courage
to leave, and it broke her.
Yeah.
And that is-- That's on me.
I was just really scared, Dad.
I know, I mean, I didn't know. But I know. I know.
I felt really alone, all the time.
Even when you were there.
And as much I didn't wanna be, I was like the parent.
And that's really fucking hard, man.
I could never be the kid.
Could be that, be that now?
What?
Anything you wanna get rid of.
I want-- I want you to give it to me.
-For real? -Yeah. Yeah, absolutely,
Okay. Whoa.
I--The body has to take so much in.
You know, it has to take so much in.
And we don't always know how to handle it.
Like on a cellular level.
And so it just rattles around like this energy pinball.
I like to call it the dense body.
Feel it, Feel it. Where is it? Where is it?
It lives in there. Do it with me. Feel it.
Feel it Where is it? Where's it hurt?
Smash it out.
Give it all. Come on, give it all to me, Liza.
Give it all. Give it all. Come on.
-Standing, okay. -Come on.
-[howling] -Oh-oh, what's that now?
Give it to me. Give it all.
Give it all. Yeah!
-Oh-oh. Okay. -Ho! Ho!
I want it all so you don't have to carry it anymore.
Because it is-- It is mine!
Give it to me!
Give it to me. [screaming]
-[both screaming] -Give it to me.
-Give it to me. -[both screaming]
Yeah, yeah!
Ohh...
Whew.
Thanks, Dad.
I'm gonna drive to the ocean, set sail on the open sea,
swim naked with dolphins.
-You wanna come? -No. I'm good.
Yeah, Maybe you can just be the kid tonight, huh?
Who's that?
Bye, Dad.
Bye, Dad.
[howling] Whoo-hoo! Whoo!
So, should we talk about mom yet?
No, not yet.
It's a little on the nose.
Let's go.
[woman] My mom called me today.
And she said, "Sweetie, the world's ending,
and everything's going crazy. What's going on?"
And I said "Yeah, it's too bad.
You know, it is what it is."
She said "You seem pretty calm about this."
Well, yeah. Every time you call me feels like the end of the world.
Uh, do we have any administrative assistants
in the house?
Make some noise if you have bureaucracy.
Come on, make some noise, people. Come on.
Hi. Hey. How you guys doing tonight?
-Good. -Uh, yeah.
You know, as good as we can be.
Alright. Uh, what do you do?
Um, I invented an app, and I sold it.
She's actually a very gifted coder.
Okay. Got a little woman in STEM over here.
Let's make some noise for women in STEM.
[Young Liza clapping]
Awesome.
This is kind of my first time doing this,
If I'm being honest.
I've been a teacher in the LA public school system.
But I've always dreamed of being a standup. So...
This kid asked me
"What's the homework today?"
I said, "Do whatever you want."
You know, there's no assignment today.
Everything is, um--
Yeah, the only assignment is death.
Well, that's-- That's sort of been my time.
Thanks! Thank you. Pretty cool.
Um, well, listen, I'll be here uh, all night,
however long the night lasts.
So-- Hey where are you from?
Wait. Is that the same dude?
Yeah, keep walking.
♪ I don't know How long it's been ♪
♪ Or how long it will be
♪ Those kind of things Aren't up to me ♪
♪ When we do Where do we go? ♪
♪ What kind of feelings I should show? ♪
♪ Which direction we would go
♪ How much I love you
♪ And I wish That we could grow ♪
Wow! We were not expecting this
when we were walking up this street.
That was fucking incredible.
If you had a hat down I would give you all my money.
If I had any.
I started off busking
and I figured this would be a way to go.
-So beautiful. -Love it.
[woman] Thank you.
Well, it means a lot that you're here
to hear this song
because I wrote it as a as a duet.
-Oh, no way. -Yeah.
For my friend Rita.
Oh, cool.
Yeah.
She, uh, um, she's passed away.
And so, um, I haven't been able to sing it with her, but...
Would you wanna sing it with me?
-Oh, no, no, no. -Yeah.
-No, thank you. -That'll be fun.
-C'mon. -No, no, please. No.
She's so good.
No, no, I really--
She used to be in a band in High School.
When is there ever a better day?
-It's true. -Yeah.
Today is certainly just the fuck it of all days.
-Just a fucking song, so. -Okay.
-Why don't you sing? -Okay.
-She's-- She's good. -I'll help then.
You'll do it? You'll both do it?
I'll get there. I'll get there.
You'll catch on.
♪ I don't know long it's been
♪ Or how long it will be
♪ Promises stranded On an island Where you lay ♪
♪ I can't forget that day
You got it?
♪ Tears roll down your face
♪ There was Nothing left to say ♪
[together] ♪ How much I loved you
♪ And I wish That we could grow ♪
♪ How much I loved you
♪ And I wish That we could grow ♪
♪ How much I loved you
♪ And I wish That we could grow ♪
♪ How much I loved you
♪ And I wish That we could grow ♪
-That was so beautiful. -[Liza] Oh, man.
-Thank you so much. -[singer] Thank you.
It's a shame. I feel like we could've been great friends.
I know.
Well, um well, maybe the next one.
Yeah, maybe I'll just see you later.
-Bye. -Bye, thank you.
C'mon.
Okay, next up...
[Liza] Man, I really fucked up.
Just been a shitty friend,
just been self-absorbed and stubborn.
She did kind of worry about it, you know.
Yeah, and I wouldn't hear it.
Let the dude get in the middle.
Really good thing.
How very 1990's of me.
She wasn't completely innocent either, though.
Aww. I love this side of you.
Yeah. I don't think I can do this.
What? Yes, you can.
It's just-- It's gonna be so uncomfortable, man.
And like, who knows if she even wants to see me?
This was a terrible idea.
Honestly, I don't know why I even listen to you.
Oh, my God.
When have I ever steered you wrong?
I don't know. I've never really let you steer before.
I got you.
[clears throat]
-Listen. -It's done-- It's.
-Sorry. -You go.
-Okay, it's that-- -I just feel that--
Sorry.
You go.
I feel like you weren't really listening to me
when I was trying to explain to you what you are worth.
-I know. -But you wanted
something different for yourself.
I was like a lesser version of myself at the time.
-You were. -And actually embarrassed. You know what I mean.
-...kind of subpar. -Say my truth for a second,
Yes, I want that.
You also sort of abandoned me.
-That abandonment was part of it. -It was so annoying
to be the friend with the shitty dude.
But you were with the shitty dude. He was the worst...
And you're feeling were...
And that is why I feel like I need you to recognize
how I was developing psychically,
which you didn't really pay attention to.
And that is an ability that I scoffed at for a long time.
And that was something I was trying to use for your benefit.
-...wanted you to see it. -And I know that now.
-Thank you. -That makes a lot of sense.
I, like-- I actually feel so heard.
-I do too. -Thank you for hearing me.
Wow.
-Wow. -Wow.
I have a literally been saying that in my head
-for like seven years. -Years.
-I was so scared... -I was so scared of you.
[Ala] I was so sacred, you were so scary.
That's why I'm on the street.
That time, honestly I saw you on the street
-and I didn't walk up to you, so weird. -No!
I saw you and I was like, "Oh!"
I lost it and I was just like, what is this life?
I just want go talk to you because like...
-I know. -Friend, you're my best friend.
-You were like a limb. -That kills me, dude.
You saw me and that you couldn't say hi to me
because I was such a dick.
...talking to a stupid girl,
and I was like is that your friend?
No, I don't have any.
I don't either.
I've just been sitting in the drudge of solitude.
And I was seeing that because I--
You've a gift.
And honestly like, I don't want to brag about it.
I don't need to be like I have this thing, but like--
I haven't witnessed it.
But I'm just I'm hearing you tell me that.
And if you tell me that, then I believe you.
I have developed psychically to the place
where I am capable of extraordinary things.
And it doesn't come without hard work.
I trained, you know, I'm Reiki one certified.
-Wow! -Yeah, that just came in the mail.
But, like everyone is operating on this,
like other level today,
-Up here. -...and I see now
your gift is real, and I am sorry.
You see the future, man, that is cool.
It's crazy.
And so when I knew that Larry was a piece of shit
and he-- Honestly like, I'm sorry,
I feel like now we can take space from it
and see that he was.
-The fucking worst! -He was a trash person.
-I know. -Whatever happened to Nate?
Remember Nate? He was good.
It's funny you should ask about Nate.
Well, there's so much to catch up on.
Some shit went down after we stopped speaking.
We got drunk-- Oh, you know. Oh fuck, of course you know.
I want you to go through it with me
because it's helpful as confirmation
almost for like, how I practice?
Sure. So we got very drunk one night,
and, um, he end up like telling me
[whispers] that he loved me.
He loved you. Oh, my God.
And to come out of that mouth.
-I know. -With those eyes.
-It was like la-la-la-la-la. -God
And then we end up, like,
of course, like, hooking up a little bit.
-And it was fireworks. -Fucking beyond.
-Dynamite. -Earthquakes.
-And then I freaked out. -Yeah.
And I shut down and pushed him away.
And he was so vulnerable
that of course, he was, like, humiliated.
And then it just made everything so weird.
We couldn't be friends any more
then he started dating somebody else.
What happened?
-Remind me. I mean. -I saw him.
-Yup. -Today.
-Hmm-mm -After years of not speaking.
But he also was like, I'm going to Mandy's party.
I'd like to tell Nate that I--
-Love him. -Love him.
-I've always been in love with him. -Yes!
The time is now because I got to tell you,
your after life is honestly unfair.
It is unjust how good it is.
Like I can't. Woo! I wanna, kind of wanna tell you,
but I don't want to fuck it up because of no ripple effect.
No, you obviously have to tell me now.
I'm gonna tell you one word, just one word.
Chalamet.
-Shut up. -Life partners.
-No. For life? -Life partners.
For life, for that life.
-In the afterlife? -In the afterlife.
-Timothee. -[whispering] Timothee.
Chalamet.
Wow!
Also, I see a lot of dairy, with zero consequences.
I am lactose tolerant and fucking Timmy.
That's right.
-Holy shit. -Thank you for coming by.
Thank you for receiving me.
Uh, you're so fucking stupid. I love you so much.
You're so stupid. I love you. You're fucked, Okay.
-Bye. -Bye. [groans]
Fucking nightmare.
That was cool.
-She is so great. -She is the coolest.
-Feels so good to be honest, you know. -Right?
You were so scared,
I mean, so scared to confront things.
And then it's like, who's direct? This guy.
Hey, can I be direct?
Sure.
Please stop walking in front of me.
I'm not walking in front of you.
Thank you.
See, I like this.
I like being next to you.
-Where're you going? -You gotta stay next to me.
-No. -C'mon.
C'mon.
[grunting]
Oh, she burns. She burns good.
Is that Mandy?
It can't be.
-No. -I don't think so.
She's home. She's preparing.
[Liza] Okay, who's next?
[Young Liza] Larry.
Hey. Hi.
Sorry. Um, do you know if the Getty's opened today?
Uh?
Liza?
It's Sal.
[gasps] Sal Benedetti.
First kiss.
-Yeah. -Oh, my God.
-By the... -...yeah.
-Cast party. -Cast party for the Music Man!
I wouldn't have recognized. But you really uh...
-I grew up. -You have grown up.
-Yeah. Yeah, yeah. -Yeah.
You were so good in theater. Whatever, did anything happen?
Thank you. No, I... You know I do sex therapy
I do climax therapy specifically.
I help couples who are having block
sort of reach climax.
And today's been busy.
Is it a sort of a water based?
No. I had a client that wanted to make love in the pool.
So I was there to sort of facilitate.
So you're in the water with them?
I was-- Not every client needs me to be that close,
but I do dip in for some. Yeah.
-You dip in? -Yeah. I, uh, yeah.
But you don't "dip in"?
No, no, no, no.
I don't partake in the love making though.
-Wow, -It's so insane to see you.
Wow, what a pleasure to see you in--
In the flesh, in so much flesh.
Thank you.
Sal Benedetti.
Listen, when you do go out tonight,
really breathe through it and let whatever comes...
Come.
Thank you.
Welcome. And that's for free
[Liza laughs]
-All right. Wow. -Wow.
-See you, Sal. -Bye, Liza.
[Liza] See you in the next one.
I hope so. And you know what? You will.
Rock on.
[Liza] Man, Sal Benedetti.
[Young Liza] You had terrible taste in men.
[Liza] Yeah, truly.
-Hey, can I tell you a secret? -Mmm-hmm.
[Liza] I considered fucking that dude in the tent today.
[Young Liza] What?
Jesus, dude.
Honestly, what is your type?
[Liza] Oh, you know, anyone who will give me
a modicum of attention,
paired with a promise of rejection.
A little seductive, a little sociopathic.
You know, someone who could potentially love me,
but also prove to me
that ultimately, I'm unworthy of love.
[Young Liza] I don't believe that.
[Liza] Oh, no.
[Young Liza] You wanna be loved.
Like, really loved.
Today we take no prisoners,
today we see what that looks like.
♪ Love, I'm a victim of love
♪ I'm addicted to love
♪ I know that you hate me
♪ But I'm meant to be loved
♪ I'm a victim of love
♪ I'm addicted to love
♪ I know that you hate me
♪ But I'm meant to be loved
♪ Honey honey Just like money money♪
♪ Keep 'em comin', comin' So ironic-ronic ♪
♪ Just like money money
♪ Keep 'em comin', comin'
♪ So ironic-ronic
♪ Love
What the...
They say go with vintage.
Go with vintage. You couldn't just get a Bluetooth speaker
Fuck this.
Hey!
-Hey. -You're not using this anymore?
No.
Cool.
Hey, Liza.
You here to tell me you love me.
No, I'm here to
to remind you of the mess
you left when you went away.
Because it's not fair, dude,
to deny me of the cross I bear
that you fucking gave to me.
Right.
That makes a lot of sense.
And I hear you.
I hear everything you're saying
because there's nothing coming out of those speakers.
I know, I found it on the street
but I thought it was a cool visual.
-[Larry] Okay. -[Liza] I think it's broken.
I'm on my way down. Can I get you anything to drink?
No, I'm fine.
Not a seltzer water, flaming hot Cheetos, something like that.
No, I don't eat Cheetos, man.
You know that about me?
Those bright ass lips. You've been eating something red.
I love you. Okay.
He said he loved me.
Larry, I feel like I never got the opportunity to tell you
that you really hurt me, you know?
And like what we had was real,
and you made me feel like it wasn't real.
And when you just, like, ghost a person
and don't respond to any of my texts,
like I had no closure on us.
That's right. No, closure.
I think it's important to have closure,
and you didn't get that from me.
I'm here. I'm here lay it on me, let me receive.
You know, this has been happening all day.
This?
Yeah, girls coming over and telling me like it is.
Yes, I did cheat on you, seven times.
Seven times? You told me you cheated on me two times.
Uh, yeah, with women, yeah.
But it's not about the number, okay?
It's about what we did in those positions that we did it in.
Sure, you don't like to get weird?
You don't like to play with my butt,
and they do, and that's fine,
because that's not what you're into, okay?
You don't like to get weird on the brown line.
No, I don't.
I don't travel on the brown line.
And that's one of my main forms of transportation.
And the women that I cheated on you
and some of the others, they knew that about me.
And I was just getting some things out.
The time we went to Anguilla.
We never went to Anguilla.
Yeah, I know we never went to...
I was saying, like, in a...
We never went to... You didn't?
No!
I tried to take us on a vacation for our anniversary.
You said that you had to work, and then I walked in on you...
Putting that work in.
Yeah, you were working.
Look, we never went on vacation, okay?
You definitely asked me to.
And when you come home, you find me going to town on some lady.
That's low.
-[Liza] Yeah. -[Larry] That's very low.
You're just repeating shit I say.
Ain't that like me? To just repeat things you say.
-[Liza] Yes. -[Larry] I'm ashamed of me.
Because I'm not just cheating on you, I'm cheating on myself,
and I'm cheating on the people that count on me the most.
Don't do that. Don't do that with your voice. You're not crying.
It's not you, okay. It's one...
It's partly you but it's me.
No, it's me because it's we.
It's all of us, really.
What world are we living in?
Uh, we got to get it together as a people.
We got to stand up.
And we got to say no!
To what?
Temptation, also The Temptations.
If you put Temptations on when a lady walks through this door, panties drop.
Larry! Get down here, Larry. I need to talk to you.
I got to get some things off my chest.
-Larry? You hiding? -[Liza] Yeah, he's here.
[Larry] No, I'm not hiding.
I'm so sorry to interrupt.
I have some things that I need to get off my chest.
You know what?
And all I'm going to say is I walked that brown fine line and it was not worth it, okay?
That's actually very good for me to hear because I didn't.
You're welcome.
And I've sort of regretted it because I felt like
if I could have held that space for you,
that butt play space...
What we need to do in a time like this is come together.
Black, white, brown, purple or Asian.
Puerto Rican or Haitian.
Huh, I don't give a damn if you're from the Zulu nation.
What are you talking about?
I was... Those were, is an amalgam of lyrics from multiple songs.
I came here to do this, I got to go.
-[Liza] Yeah, do it. -I need an apology.
You treated me like a side piece.
You said I was the main piece.
-[Larry] Okay, I... -And that trip to Anguilla,
you said to my face...
She went to Anguilla.
You were the one from Anguilla. I thought... You're right. You didn't go to Anguilla.
Yeah, I know, Larry!
Okay.
I can't believe you were into that guy.
I know.
What can I say? I'm a sucker for compliments.
And he was like, strangely good at that,
and I don't know,
hard to come by.
I compliment you all the time.
You don't count.
[Young Liza] Stop saying I don't count.
Uh, okay, let's shake it off.
[both groaning]
Three down.
Three down.
[sneezing]
-God bless you. -God bless you.
-[man 1] It's unsanitary. -[man 2] It doesn't matter.
[man 1] It's unsanitary and it encourages racoons.
[man 2] Excuse me, ma'am. Can I ask you two a question?
Do you think that the garbage is going to be collected tomorrow?
Do you think that the garbage...
You don't know these people.
No.
Yeah, I'm going to say, like a 100% chance of not coming.
All I ask is that you rinse your recycling. You probably rinse your recycling.
No one does that.
Do you do it? Do you rinse it out.
You should.
Well, I know that I am supposed to,
but I do have a lot of guilt that I don't.
Let me tell you something. This is all a big hoax, okay?
The world is not ending, okay?
There is no such thing as NASA, okay?
Don't you think they would have come up with a better name than NASA?
Okay, you actually believe the animations that you see on the news?
You think that's real?
It is real.
Do the math. It's all fake.
All of that was fake.
The moon landing was faked.
The meteor is fake.
I have a quick question.
And then we do have to be on our way.
What?
So you are, uh, an environmentalist
who also denies science?
[man 2] That's right, lady.
Science is bullshit, okay. I'm also stressed.
It's an intense day, and emotions run high.
And listen, I mean, she had to talk me down off a couple of ledges myself.
I have learned from her today that it's important to kind of connect,
since this might be the last moment you can.
-[man 2] She's right. -[man 1] Makes sense.
[man 2] It's not about this dumb shit.
Yeah, it's not about, you know, who has a better lawn or who's recycling.
Oh, this guy, he loves his lawn.
[man 1] What's that supposed to mean?
You like to, you love to get that...
Excuse me for just a second. They've created a nice moment and you're shitting on it.
We're gonna go.
[man 2] I'll punch you right in your face.
You're going to kick me in the dick?
Like you did last year, on the Fourth of July?
-[man 2] That was an accident. -[man 1] That's a cheap shot.
That was a cheap shot. You kicked me right in the dick.
[Young Liza] Do you think there's any way he's right?
[Liza] About recycling? Yeah.
You are supposed to wash out the containers.
[Young Liza] No, about this being a hoax?
Like, do you think there's any way...
No. What? I don't know.
-No. -No.
Are you scared?
Oh, of like, the end?
Yeah, I guess a little.
Helps to have this party to look forward to.
Yeah, definitely.
And the person at the party.
And the person at the party.
Can I tell you a thing I'm actually more scared of?
Mom.
[Young Liza] Well, fear is nothing more
than an obstacle that stands in the way of progress.
[Liza] Is that our quote calendar in high school?
[Young Liza] Yeah, November.
[Liza] It's just that Mom's so intense and stubborn.
[Young Liza] That sounds familiar.
So you'll go?
I guess.
I guess is not yes.
Okay. Yes.
Yes.
You could've called.
Wow, I could have called. That is so classic.
Yes, sometime over the last few years, there could have been a phone call.
I'm sorry. Was your phone unserviceable?
-I tried. -[Liza] You tried?
You mean by like, leaving a voice message,
one time in which there wasn't even a skeleton of an apology.
More than once. And anyway, I'm unclear about what I did.
-[Liza] You're unclear? -[Young Liza] Guys.
Yes, it's like if I sneeze wrong, you would decide
it was intentionally positioned to hurt you.
[Liza] Yeah, here we go. This is fun.
This is when you start to make fun of my being sensitive.
[Young Liza] Guys.
Like, that's not triggering for me, at all.
I am also incredibly sensitive.
Okay, yeah. And then make it about yourself.
And you want to talk about triggering
you constantly alluding to my narcissism.
Oh well, only a narcissist would use her own narcissism to make herself--
That's not even the definition of narcissism.
This is about me.
Yes, that's more the definition.
Oh, my God. You are--
People say narcissism--
Hey, shut the fuck up!
Both of you.
I need my mom.
And I am trapped inside this grown person who has no idea
how to ask for what she needs.
So just please...
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
It's just,
you know, you came back after all those years,
and I feel like I like, took the bait.
It wasn't bait. You made it very clear the damage had been done.
Okay, so then what? You just completely tap out.
Wouldn't say I completely tapped out.
You didn't return her phone calls... twice.
-Three times. -Three times.
I didn't?
I don't know.
I'm not sure I was meant to be a mom.
It's a really weird thing as a woman to face,
especially after you've already had a kid,
but it's just not in my bones.
I thought if I played the role long enough, that it would settle in or whatever.
I was in such a bad place when I found out about your dad's...
all that after a lifetime
of crippling anxiety and depression.
When I left, it wasn't because I didn't love you.
I loved you so-- I love you so...
But I still always felt like I was failing you,
like I could never live up, like you were better off without me.
-I wasn't. -I wasn't.
But I get it.
I mean, I feel all those feelings too.
I mean, not about you, about me.
I'm sorry.
Accept her apology.
I don't know if that was like an actual apology.
It was more like, I'm sorry you're also fucked up.
Was it an apology?
I accept your apology.
Your dad reached out today to me on Zoom.
Yeah.
I think he was trying to apologize.
I don't know. He was muted.
Oh, no.
[all laughing]
Do you feel better?
I feel sad.
Why? That went so great.
I know, it's just now I wish I had more time, you know.
Okay. We're not getting down in the dumps, alright?
Best of the night is yet to come.
So let's just focus on the party.
Right.
Party is fun, party is sexy, party is happy.
Party is fun, party is sexy, party is...
Oh my god. There he is.
Oh, my God, he's coming after us!
[panting]
Okay.
I think we lost him.
That was insane.
People are crazy today.
We got to get to this party, man.
These streets are not safe.
-Okay. -Okay.
Let's practice what you're gonna say to Nate.
Hey, Nate. It's me, Liza.
Why are you saying your name?
It's not a phone call.
Okay. So I start, "Hey, Nate. What's up, Nate?"
Just be cool.
Like this, "Sup, Nate?"
Sup, Nate.
Sup, Nate.
Try it.
-[Liza] You serious? -[Young Liza] No, be serious.
Okay. Sup, Nate?
Yeah, that's good.
[Young Liza] I like that... I know.
[Liza] I did like that shirt on you.
Oh my God, Celine. Hi.
Hey.
Oh, listen man, I'm sorry I didn't text you back earlier about the outfit thing.
Don't even worry about it. I can't even remember what I was talking about.
That feels like it was years ago.
Is that what you landed on? For the party?
Oh, you did not hear. Yeah.
Hear what?
So I guess Mandy did too much ketamine,
which like, what's the desired amount of ketamine, whatever that is,
she did, like, eight times that.
They found her in a cave.
Some hikers found her, just like all by herself.
Um, she did have a purse and in her purse,
there were just two dead rabbits.
She had written out this, you know,
manifesto, there was like, red string everywhere, trying to find their killer.
So they airlifted her out of there.
She actually had, like, pretty good sources too. She had cited it all.
Not just from, like the Internet.
Like she had looked at books.
And like gone to a library and stuff.
I personally, I'm kind of like, I'm on board, like because we're learning
all sorts of stuff right now, like they're declassifying crazy shit like,
did you know that the CIA wrote all of Bob Dylan songs?
Every one. Every lyric, every note, the CIA wrote it.
So the party?
Oh sorry, bleh.
Long way to say, party's off.
Yeah, no party.
[Young Liza] It's not happening.
No, how could it? [chuckles softly]
Oh, you guys are bummed.
I'm sorry. Um...
It's okay, Celine.
I need to kind of stay like, a little bit more up for today,
like, I kind of want to end things on like, a high note
and you guys are kind of bumming me out.
But I do really like you
and I'm sorry, but I have to bounce.
But I love you. You look great.
-[Liza] Bye. -[Celine] Bye, guys.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey, Liza.
Liza, look at me.
Of course. This is how this...
Okay.
You are just so fucking naive.
Hey.
To think that like today could be just not
like a series of soul crushing...
What it is.
Like that I could somehow suddenly just be free.
You are free.
[Liza] I am not free.
I will never be free.
You said it yourself.
I am fucking trapped, man.
And every time I think I can, like, step outside of it.
Okay, you're made a choice to go down this path.
No. I made a choice today
to not set myself up
to be disappointed.
I make that choice every day and you just can't fucking let me do it.
Because it's a fucking horrible way to live.
Oh my God, what do you know?
To dull life so you never get disappointed?
Who cares that the party's canceled?
I do.
Well, you should grow up.
You should grow up.
That's what I've been trying to do.
Don't you get it?
The rules are really fucking simple.
I can't grow up unless I have my own feelings.
But your feelings are so fucking overpowering
that I can't have any of my own.
Don't you think I'm upset that the party's canceled?
I don't know. It's like you're always just fucking bright siding everything.
I need tonight. I need it worse than you do.
How is that?
You don't remember? When this all started,
when you were me,
and life started feeling like it wasn't worth living.
And every day since, you can't shake it.
You want to talk freedom.
I'm your prisoner and I've been your prisoner this whole fucking time.
And I thought tonight that I could,
that we could...
We can still find Nate.
And we can still make something happen.
No.
Liza, please.
Please.
I am alone.
The universe just keeps telling me
I am meant to be alone.
But you're not alone. You have me.
But you don't count.
Why do you keep saying that?
I do count.
I do count, okay?
All your life, you've been licking your fucking wounds.
You haven't realized that I'm the biggest wound of all.
I can't do this.
Liza.
Liza.
Hey, you! Hey!
-That's my bike. -Shit!
The fuck are you doing?
I'm sorry.
Why you gotta go and steal my bike?
I'm so sorry. I didn't realize that it belonged to anyone. There was a sign.
Yes, I left it on the side of the road with a sign
because I did a scavenger hunt for my girlfriend.
Oh, fuck.
It was supposed to lead her to the place that we first met.
Is it too late? What? Where? Could you still go? Like, where was it?
Cheetah's.
The strip club?
Yes, the strip club.
Is she like a dancer?
No, she's not a dancer.
She's an interior designer.
Ah.
Of strip clubs.
Really?
[man] Yes, really.
Wow, I didn't realize that was like a...
Yeah, she's really well known.
[Liza] Oh.
I'm super fucking proud of her. She's really made a name for herself.
[Liza] Sorry.
[man] Really romantic evening planned too, but I'm not gonna have it now.
Because I have no idea where she is.
I...
I lost someone, too.
So I feel your pain.
Yeah.
[Liza] Yeah.
Who'd you lose?
My, uh, myself, I guess.
[man] Oh, wow. It's like an existential scavenger hunt for your soul.
Yeah, I guess.
Oh, I dig that.
Listen, I'm really sorry, again, and, uh...
You know, It's all yours. I mean, it's literally yours.
But, it's, now, also, uh, physically yours and, um...
Hey, keep looking for her, man.
Yeah, I will and, and... keep, you know, looking for yourself, too.
-Thanks. -Yeah.
[cellphone dings]
Oh, shit, she just dropped the pin.
[man crying]
[crying]
I think, you know, I'm not there.
I can get there.
[both crying]
[both crying] Get out of me.
You're laughing.
[both laughing]
Ah, hello.
-Oh, hi, hi. -Hi.
Hi, so sorry, I, uh...
-I thought I heard crying and it sounded like, uh,... -Yeah, you did.
I'm looking for someone else and it sounded... sounded like her for a moment.
-Oh. -Sorry.
-Yeah, don't go, stay. -No, it's okay...
-No, it's... -Come on in.
We're actually, you know, we're doing, right now, is
we're opening up our heart shakers and it's like a...
-Chakras. Chakras. -Our heart chakras.
I didn't not want to do it,
-but... -You do, though, now.
-Yeah, now, I'm enjoying it, I don't wanna do it, but... -Yeah.
It's actually really, kind of, a healing, opening...
It's kind of good to do it right now.
Yes, it so nice to just like open up
with our feelings and...
We do affirmations
were we sort of shout things that we like about each other. Fake.
Aww.
Right, it's nice for them and it feels good just let it flow out of ya.
-Oral sex. -Ah, hmph.
Thank you.
-Well, thank you. -Yeah.
Well, that, that's beautiful.
Um, really, and I support you in what you're doing today,
but I think I should, probably...
-Oh, we could do you. -I mean, yeah, that might feel good.
Eyeballs. You got nice eyes.
Yeah, and your skin is tight and glistening.
You got a healthy regimen goin there, for sure, absolutely.
-The bondage straps are cool. -Oh, yes.
-That's a groovy thing there. Good choice. -Are you done with those?
Oh, this is just a backpack.
Oh.
You could, probably, still use it.
I think so.
-Chop it up and use that way if you wanted, you know. -Yeah.
Just hog tie kind of a thing.
MAN: You wanted to get funky with it.
Um, anyway, that actually did feel really nice,
thank you, but, I think, I have to get back to looking for her.
Yeah, actually, you know what, if you're looking for something
can I just tell you a real quick story?
I lost a pair for shoes once,
I looked around everywhere for these shoes.
I was really broken up about it because...
I love these shoes and they were like a part of me.
I actually cried. You know it's like, uh...
a piece of me was missing.
I looked everywhere for them, I couldn't find them and, then,
ultimately, I did find them
in the strangest of places...
They were on my bed.
Because they were on my feet.
I was lying in bed wearing my shoes.
And...
It made me realize, okay,
why can't find shoes to just like an outdoor thing, they could be indoors.
They could be in bed where shoes feel most free.
You know, most comfortable.
That's a lot, that's the story about shoes.
You said that they feel most free.
MAN: Mmm.
Yes, Oh, my God. I think I just...
I think I might have just figured out where she is.
-Oh, yeah? -Because of us?
-Yeah. -That's amazing.
-Thank you so much. -Okay.
-Thank you. -Okay.
-God speed. -Oh, man.
-I am tripping balls right now. -Yeah.
-Yeah. -Like...
Like super high.
Hey, was someone just here?
I don't think so.
Okay.
I love the way
you look at me.
How your eyes get, like, so big.
And your lip kind of curls, when you think I'm about say something funny.
How you laugh with your whole body.
How no one has taken that from you yet.
Made you feel embarrassed or...
Like it's uncool.
I love how weird your walk is.
Man, like...
How big the steps you take are.
Like you have no uncertainty that you'll get there.
How you just keep showing up everyday.
To tell me to keep going even when I don't know how to.
I have never been loved by anyone
the way you have loved me.
And I am so sorry
that I haven't known how to love you back.
When I say you don't count,
I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to me.
I always forget that...
...it's the same thing.
You do count.
You count more than anyone.
You count more than me.
No, I don't.
You do.
I need you to know that you do.
You made it count, you have to count too.
Okay?
Okay.
You think I walk weird?
That's your take away?
[chuckles] It was fucking weird.
I love you, Liza.
I love you, Liza.
Hey, how did you get here, anyway?
This is John.
Hi, I'm John, I stole your car.
It feels really good to get that out, I gotta say.
I just, uh...
I didn't want the last thing on Earth to be like a negative thing.
I wanted... I wanted it to be a positive thing, you know, for me, so...
I don't know if you have noticed this,
but, I've been trying all day, I've been following you.
You know, we did notice.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm not really like a outdoors person, I'm more of an indoors person.
I spent my... all my time indoors,
you know, except when I'm like stealing stuff.
Which is like everyday.
-Really? -Cool.
I didn't always wanna lead a life of crime.
I've actually got a pretty interesting back story.
It's a very interesting story.
I just wanted to do musicals.
I could do it, you know what I mean.
'Cause I can sing, you know, like, I can sing.
♪ Judas, I love you, Judas
♪ How could you betray me
You know, I should have done musicals.
Um...
Are you going to Mandy's party?
-What, you're going? -I thought that wasn't happening.
No, I have it on good authority that it's very much now, happening again, so...
I'd give you a ride.
It's my car, man.
Yes, this is your car. Can I actually get a ride back to my house?
I got a house full of wild animals.
It's a long story, that's a whole story in another self,
but, they are not domesticated.
I mean, do you want to drive or you want me to drive?
Actually, you drive. I've had a long day.
Oh, my God.
Am I making sense, because here's the deal.
Solids are solid, hard isn't hard unless you allow it be hard.
If you enter negotiation
that's when I realized
that I could chew through metal because I didn't allow the metal
to have power over me.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Okay, so, it's like a lot, I know.
Okay, it's a lot. It's a lot to handle, it's a lot to process.
Just think about it.
-Hi, baby, how's it going? -Wow.
♪ Rhinestone cowgirl
-Oh, you look amazing. -I know.
Are you, you're good?
-Yes, yes. -Oh, okay.
-Are you okay? -Oh, I'm fine.
Yeah, we had just heard, um, that you might have...
-There's a rumor... -Well, yeah...
-But you look great. -I know.
♪ Cara who
♪ Cara what
♪ Cara who
♪ Cara would
♪ Cara where ♪
-Right here. In there. -Right here.
He had some Ketamine too.
We guys smoked and snorted it.
The thing is, your friends are not cool, they're really bumming me out.
I mean, for real.
These people, is fucking bumming me out, dude,
I mean, the facts are it's a wrap, and I'm celebrating tonight
because I should've been dead a long time ago.
-Dude. Oh, that I'd... -I mean, for real. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, I've read... I've read a lot of things about you.
-You know where we met? -Where?
-TikTok, don't stop. -TikTok, TikTok, TikTok...
You met on TikTok.
Wow, that's like a whole new meet cue.
[all laughing]
We have decided, as a team,
that we are going to get pregnant tonight
because we can take the zygote
through the portal
that we're about to all cross through...
Stop saying you're gonna die.
After I put it in her port hole.
-...the front one. -Yeah.
We do need to copulate.
So, we'll go and we'll be back.
-Make yourself at home. Have fun. -Alright.
Do you want this?
-I'm good. -Okay, let's go.
Okay, bye-bye.
[distant chattering]
Ah, okay.
[scoffs]
Hi.
Hi.
-You came. -Oh, I did, yeah.
Nate, I am...
Listen, I've been meaning to tell you something for a long time.
Okay.
You have my...
favorite sweatshirt still or what?
[chuckles] No.
I mean, I actually do have your sweatshirt still.
I would say I'd get it back to you, but...
Yeah.
Nate, I...
I love you.
I've always loved you.
And I...
I guess, I'm just not great at...
Well, [giggles] um...
Nobody is.
You are.
You were
and I wasn't able to receive it
and I'm, really, I'm so sorry...
Nah.
...that I hurt you. I... you know, it's not. It's really not...
I mean, it sucked, it hurt, but...
It means a lot to...
To hear that from you right now.
'Cause I love you.
And I never stop loving you.
Damn, me too.
Really?
Really.
Damn.
What could've been.
Yeah, if only.
Yeah, I fucked it up.
Yeah, I know, man. I'm a fucking idiot.
You are.
I've an idea.
Okay.
What if we don't ruin it?
You mean, just like leave it at that?
Yeah.
Pick it up in the next one.
God, I hope so.
Yeah.
Hey, you wanna go inside or...
Um...
No, I think I'm gonna go home.
You're gonna be okay by yourself tonight, Liza?
I won't be.
[sighing]
[sighs]
Ready?
Yeah.
You?
Yeah.
[loud rumbling]
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