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Swift:
Jeremy consumes flaming hot
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nacho cheese tortilla chips,
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reacting with his
molecular structure
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to transform him into
a flaming glob of destruction.
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What do you do?
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Easy. I neutralize
hot nacho with cool ranch,
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thereby restoring
the party chip equilibrium.
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I'm no chip scientist,
but that sounds pretty right to me.
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Hm... And, in the event
of a power outage?
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We drain the Orb's
battery until it dies,
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‐and then we light candles.
‐Orb: I don't like that plan.
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‐(sighs)
‐Gabby: Swifty, relax.
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‐I told you.
Everything's gonna be fine. ‐Swift: Oh Gabby,
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this is your first overnight
babysitting assignment.
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It's a huge step up
in responsibility,
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and I need to feel
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secure that nothing
is going to go wrong.
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And nothing will
go wrong! Now,
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get outta here
and go enjoy the Uncle Conference.
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Which, I just wanna
double‐check,
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‐we're still sure is a thing?
‐Oh, of course it's a thing.
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And I must admit,
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I am quite looking forward
to what I can only assume
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will be a‐a wide array of
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uncle‐centric workshops.
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Learning how to say things like,
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"Hey there, big guy,"
and give noogies,
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and that sort of thing.
Heh, not to mention
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the opportunity
to, uh, network with other uncles. (sighs)
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Very well, then.
I must be off.
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♪ ♪
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Jeremy, I shall
return to you
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a more admirable uncle.
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Better equipped
to help guide you
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through life's
horrific gauntlet.
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(door opens)
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I can only hope
that in my absence,
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‐you‐‐
‐(door slams)
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Both:
Heeey!
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(theme song playing)
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ I do normal like a fishrides a bicycle ♪
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♪ Fit in like summerand an icicle ♪
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♪ Don't fight it,just be an original ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ I roller skateoutside the lines ♪
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♪ When I try to stay in,it's no surprise ♪
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♪ It's a fail, it's okay,I'm one of a kind ♪
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♪ One of a, one of a kind ♪
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♪ So anytime I feelsome type of way ♪
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♪ Don't understandthe human race ♪
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♪ So what, so what, so what ♪
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♪ I do my thing,I do my thing ♪
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♪ You do your thing,You do your thing ♪
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♪ When we don't fit in ♪
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♪ We stand out in the crowdand we shout it loud ♪
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♪ I do my thing,I do my thing ♪
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♪ I'm the one and only,I'm the one and only ♪
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♪ Don't try to fit in,Don't try to fit in ♪
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♪ Mm‐hmm, I do my thing ♪
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♪ ♪
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So, I've been thinking
about it, and Swift is right.
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An overnight babysitting job
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is a huge step up
in responsibility.
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So, I say we play
it safe tonight.
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Stay in, watch a movie,
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in bed by 8:00. What do you say?
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(both laugh)
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♪ ♪
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(laughter)
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No, seriously though.
Tonight is gonna be
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the most ridiculously epic night
of babysitting ever!
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Yeah it is! I'm wearing 10 pairs
of underwear just in case.
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‐In case of what?
‐You don't wanna know.
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Okay then... Let's run
through the itinerary.
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First up in our epic night,
we're gonna eat
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a boatload of Luchachos!
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‐How much?
‐A boatload!
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‐What happens then?
‐Then, we're gonna mess with the Orb.
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Watch out, Orb!
We coming for ya!
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‐Orb: Please don't.
‐Sorry, pal.
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Third, we use every
toy at our disposal
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to build a massive and
painstakingly detailed megacity.
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(gasps) I love a megacity!
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Which we then
immediately destroy!
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(smashing sounds,
people screaming)
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Uh, Gabby? This is your part.
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We kinda have
a call‐and‐respond thing going here.
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Whoa. Change of plans, bud.
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(beeping)
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We're going to Fly Friday
'90s pop‐up shop.
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"Buckets of bucket hats?
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The most oversized of
oversized overalls"?
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Come on! We gotta hurry.
These pop‐up shops are only around
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for a limited time before
they disappear forever.
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Not unlike the '90s themselves.
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But, what about the most
ridiculously epic
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night of babysitting ever?
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The Luchachos?
The megacity? The boatload?
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There'll be plenty of time
for all that stuff later!
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Now, let's go.
It's only open until 5:00.
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I'm not leaving.
I'm already in my evening wear, Gabby,
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and once I emotionally
commit to a wardrobe,
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I find it very
difficult to change.
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Okay, okay. How about this?
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The shop's just down
the street. You stay here,
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I'll duck out real quick,
and be back before you know it.
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You're the babysitter.
You can't just leave me alone.
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(beeping)
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♪ ♪
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‐Buckets of bucket hats...
‐(beeping)
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I'll be back in 15 minutes.
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Twenty tops.
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You won't even know I'm gone!
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‐Besides, the Orb can watch you.
‐(whirring)
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Orb:
Not going to happen.
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See? You'll be fine!
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You told your dad I know
about aliens, right?
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‐Yes, Wesley.
‐And you told him
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I'm Senior Executive Liaison
to Intergalactic Affairs?
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‐I did.
‐Okay.
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‐He was not impressed.
‐Oh...
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‐Hey!
‐It's gonna be awkward!
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And he's gonna judge me,
and honestly,
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that cheese I ate earlier is
really upsetting my stomach.
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Wesley, relax.
It's just a dinner.
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But what if your dad hates me?
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What if he hates my pants?
What if he hates my shirt?
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Oh! I told my mom
I don't have
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the right torso
for button‐downs!
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Look at me.
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I like you,
so he'll like you.
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Come on.
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Let's do our calming exercise.
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What?
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(inhale) Breathe in for four.
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♪ ♪
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(exhale)
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Out for four.
No need to cause an uproar.
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Both:
In for three, out for three.
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My fears are tiny as a flea.
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In for two, out for two.
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I am calm, and so are you.
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(sighs)
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Ready?
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(heavy breathing)
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Oh, and my dad's really
into his new wig,
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so make you sure
you compliment‐‐
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‐(door opens)
‐Sky's Dad: Wesley.
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I am pleased you join us.
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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Hoo! Look at this haul!
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And Jeremy said I shouldn't
leave him alone. (laughs)
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Now then, time to get back to
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the most ridiculously
epic night of babysitting‐‐
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(creak)
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So, I...
kinda lost the house.
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‐(drops bags)
‐(gasps)
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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What do you mean
you lost the house?!
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After you left,
Jimbuk came over and bet me
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that I couldn't do
10 sit‐ups in a row,
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and you know how
strong my core is,
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so I had to challenge him.
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I... choked under pressure.
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So, he just took
the house with him?!
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Don't be naive.
He shrunk it first, then took it.
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He... shrunk... it?
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(ringtone playing)
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This is not good.
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(ringtone continues)
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(beep)
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Swifty! How are things?
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Swift (on phone):
Gabby, I calledthe house phone,
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and no one answered!Is everything okay?
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Everything's fine.
Jeremy's fine. The house is fine,
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and totally still here.
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We must've been having
so much normal fun,
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we couldn't hear the phone.
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Swift:
Well, I was justcalling to check in,
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but it sounds likeeverything's fine.
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Super fine!
Anyway, gotta go. Enjoy the conference!
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(beep)
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This is not my fault!
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So the house wasn't taken while
you were out buying overalls?
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♪ ♪
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Let's just go find Jimbuk.
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(Sky clears throat)
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I love your wig,
Mister... Sky's Dad.
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You can tell this is a wig?
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No! No, no!
I mean, if it were, it'd be really nice,
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but it's totally
not, so...
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Is it warm in here,
or do I just
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wanna die a little
on the inside?
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Wes brought sparkling
cider with him.
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You have to try it.
It's so apply!
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♪ ♪
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You're gonna love it.
It's from my grandpa's apple orchard.
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You gotta be careful with these.
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I once saw a rogue cider top
knock a guy out cold.
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(squeaking)
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‐Luckily for us...
‐(pop)
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‐I'm a pro.
‐(laughs)
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(gurgling, splashing)
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(hissing)
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(laughs) I think it stopped.
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‐Oh! Oh!
‐(spraying)
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Oh no! Oh, sorry!
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Oh! Ah.
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(cider dripping)
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(panting)
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Oh...
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I'm so sorry about that!
Th‐that was...
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(long farting noise)
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‐(creak, smash)
‐Ah!
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‐(gasps)
‐Ow...
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♪ ♪
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Did your flatulence
just break my chair?
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(panting)
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♪ ♪
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Okay, we're here. So,
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‐where's Jimbuk?
‐I don't know.
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Jimbuk:
Speak of the Jimbuk...
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and he shall appear.
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♪ ♪
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Okay, knock it off,
and give us the house back.
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‐Sorry, Abby.
‐Gabby.
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Agree to disagree.
I won that house
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fair and square,
thanks to our mutual friend
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Jeremy's soft‐as‐butter core.
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Don't you ever talk
about my core like that!
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‐Hold me back, Gabby.
‐What do you want for it?
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I prepared a list of items
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that I am willing to trade for.
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A milkshake of lost souls...
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‐Oh...
‐the ashes of a phoenix yet to rise...
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a Derek who looks like an Eric.
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Okay, enough of this!
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If you don't give us
the house right now‐‐
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‐(steam hissing)
‐Jimbuk: And the Jimbuk is gone!
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(coughing)
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Jimbuk: Oh!
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Nuh!
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Okay, so you may have
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ruined dinner before it started,
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but you can still finish strong.
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You can go out there
and show everyone
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that you cannot be rattled!
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(loud whisper):
You are a survivor! You are unbreakable!
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♪ ♪
253
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See? Just avoided
a major disaster.
254
00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:09,043
Things are looking up already.
255
00:11:09,627 --> 00:11:10,712
(sighs)
256
00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:17,969
(sighs)
257
00:11:21,556 --> 00:11:24,267
‐(sighs)
‐(cracking)
258
00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:28,146
‐Oh... (gasps)
‐(shattering)
259
00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:30,899
‐(water rushing)
‐(whimpering)
260
00:11:30,899 --> 00:11:32,901
‐(spraying)
‐(grunting)
261
00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:36,112
Why?! How?!
262
00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:37,822
‐(knocking)
‐Sky: Are you okay in there?
263
00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:39,991
Uh, I'm fine!
264
00:11:39,991 --> 00:11:41,993
Are you sure? Because...
265
00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:44,412
Help me before your dad...
266
00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:46,664
♪ ♪
267
00:11:46,664 --> 00:11:47,832
Oh no.
268
00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:49,459
Young male,
269
00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:53,046
you have soiled my kitchen with
your carbonated Earth drink,
270
00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:55,298
ravaged my chair
with your flatulence,
271
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,676
and now you have
destroyed my toilet!
272
00:11:58,676 --> 00:12:01,095
Probably with some sort
of tomahawk dookie.
273
00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:05,058
You have brought so much
dishonor upon my house
274
00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:07,018
that I'm afraid I have
no other choice.
275
00:12:08,686 --> 00:12:11,105
(beeping)
276
00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:12,690
Wesley,
277
00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:15,151
I challenge you
to a mind duel.
278
00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:17,487
♪ ♪
279
00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:20,156
This night's getting
really outta hand.
280
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:24,327
(classical music playing)
281
00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:27,538
(slurping)
282
00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:34,045
Now then, where were we?
283
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:37,590
(girly voice):
I love you, Jimbuk.
284
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:40,301
(normal):
Of course you do, Abby. And who could blame you?
285
00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:42,929
♪ ♪
286
00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:43,930
‐(gasps)
‐(thud)
287
00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:47,809
What are you‐‐ Ah!
288
00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:50,728
‐(smacking)
‐(Jimbuk yelling)
289
00:12:50,728 --> 00:12:52,563
Grab the house and run!
290
00:12:52,563 --> 00:12:55,525
I really don't think we
need to resort to violence.
291
00:12:55,525 --> 00:12:58,278
Jeremy, make her stop!
This wasn't part of the plan!
292
00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:02,448
‐Ow!
‐What are you talking about? What... plan?
293
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:03,241
He's lying!
294
00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:05,702
Explain yourself now.
295
00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:07,453
It was his idea
to shrink the house
296
00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:09,080
and make me steal it!
297
00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:12,125
Traitor! I told you
not to say anything!
298
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:15,086
I'm just an innocent party!
299
00:13:15,086 --> 00:13:16,337
(both grunting)
300
00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:18,965
♪ ♪
301
00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:20,717
This was your idea?
302
00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:23,052
You gave the house to Jimbuk
and told him to shrink it?
303
00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:24,512
Yeah! 'Cause you ditched me!
304
00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:28,266
I stepped away for 20 minutes!
305
00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:30,643
That might as well
be eight years with my attention span.
306
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:34,480
Stop! Stop!
Everybody, just calm down!
307
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:37,025
‐(sighs)
‐Now, before anyone does anything rash,
308
00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:40,028
I need to retrieve my figurines.
309
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:42,697
Whoa!
310
00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:45,408
(slow motion yelling)
311
00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:50,121
♪ ♪
312
00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:53,791
♪ ♪
313
00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:55,460
This wouldn't have happened
if you didn't ditch me.
314
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:58,421
No, this wouldn't have happened
if you didn't tell Jimbuk
315
00:13:58,421 --> 00:14:00,048
to shrink the house
and bring it back
316
00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:01,966
to his creepy bachelor pad.
317
00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:04,302
Actually, I live
with my grandmother.
318
00:14:04,302 --> 00:14:06,429
Gabby:
Oh, Swift's gonna kill us!
319
00:14:06,429 --> 00:14:08,973
How could you possibly
think this was a good idea?
320
00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:10,975
This isn't my fault!
321
00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:12,393
You only have time
for me when we're on
322
00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:13,895
some crazy
alien adventure.
323
00:14:13,895 --> 00:14:17,231
I thought that
if I made one up,
324
00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:19,692
we could finally have some
quality time together.
325
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,778
♪ ♪
326
00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:22,862
Do you really think that?
327
00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:25,907
I like hanging out
with you, Gabby,
328
00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:28,576
but I just wish you
like hanging out with me
329
00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:31,120
as much as you like
bucket hats.
330
00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:34,540
Of course, I like
hanging out with you.
331
00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:35,958
You're hilarious.
332
00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:39,003
You don't care what
people think about you.
333
00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:41,172
You're one of the coolest kids,
334
00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:43,841
alien or human,
that I've ever met,
335
00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:45,760
and if you don't know that,
336
00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:48,679
then that's my fault.
And I'm sorry.
337
00:14:50,098 --> 00:14:52,725
But, hey. I'm gonna
make this up to you.
338
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:55,103
‐We can still have‐‐
‐(muffled ringtone)
339
00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:00,525
(beep)
340
00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:02,944
‐Swifty!
‐Swift (on phone): Gabby, there has
341
00:15:02,944 --> 00:15:05,113
‐been a misunderstanding.
‐(jungle noises)
342
00:15:05,113 --> 00:15:07,031
Turns out,
the Uncle Convention
343
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:09,158
is not for human uncles.
344
00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:11,994
Rather,
UNCLE is an acronym for
345
00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:16,374
the United Network of Cheetah
and Leopard Enthusiasts.
346
00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:18,751
Hm. Who would've thought?
347
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:21,546
‐Needless to say,
I am quite disappointed... ‐(enthusiasts growling)
348
00:15:21,546 --> 00:15:24,006
and will be
returning home early.
349
00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:25,800
♪ ♪
350
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:27,593
Well, you're
already there,
351
00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:30,012
so you might as well stay!
352
00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:32,765
You know what they say,
never turn down an opportunity
353
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:35,560
to learn about the big cats.
354
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:39,021
‐Literally nobody has
ever said that, Gabby. ‐(growling)
355
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:41,315
I shall return in
a couple of hours.
356
00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:42,900
‐(hissing)
‐Goodbye!
357
00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:45,695
♪ ♪
358
00:15:47,405 --> 00:15:49,991
So, change of plans.
Swift is on his way home,
359
00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:51,284
and we need to have that house
360
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,911
fixed and fully‐sized
when he gets there.
361
00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:56,998
‐(groaning)
‐So, here's what we're gonna do.
362
00:15:56,998 --> 00:15:59,834
First, we're gonna eat
a boatload of Luchachos!
363
00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:02,295
Then, we're gonna rebuild
Swift's house like
364
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,964
it's a massive
and painstakingly detailed megacity...
365
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,133
‐Which we immediately destroy!
‐Absolutely not.
366
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:09,760
But once the house is
fixed and normal‐sized,
367
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:12,346
‐we're gonna mess with the Orb!
‐We're gonna mess with the Orb!
368
00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:14,390
So, what do you say,
Jer‐Bear? You ready to have
369
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:17,143
the most ridiculously epic
night of babysitting ever?
370
00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:18,269
Let's do it!
371
00:16:18,269 --> 00:16:20,771
Yes! Let's all do it!
372
00:16:20,771 --> 00:16:22,523
You're... not a part
of this, Jimbuk.
373
00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:25,026
♪ ♪
374
00:16:25,026 --> 00:16:27,612
(heavy breathing)
375
00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:30,281
So, explain to me again
why I'm in a weird helmet
376
00:16:30,281 --> 00:16:32,450
‐getting ready to
fight your dad? ‐I told you.
377
00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:34,368
You broke the toilet,
you do the mind duel.
378
00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:35,786
It's how our people work.
379
00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:37,705
(panting)
I'm still not following.
380
00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:40,541
The rules of the mind duel
are simple.
381
00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:43,669
Each competitor is to imagine
the most fearsome thing
382
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:45,922
they can think of,
and their thoughts go to battle
383
00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:48,216
on the astral plane.
Understand?
384
00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:51,886
‐I have a few questions...
‐If you win,
385
00:16:51,886 --> 00:16:53,346
you may continue to
court my daughter.
386
00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:57,850
But if I win, I will extract
the bones from your body
387
00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:01,145
and use them to repair
my porcelain throne.
388
00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:04,190
‐Is that negotiable?
‐No.
389
00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:06,859
Battle will commence
in three minutes.
390
00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:12,490
(panting) I don't know
how this happened so fast!
391
00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:14,533
One minute, I'm trying to
impress my girlfriend's dad,
392
00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:16,619
and the next, I'm battling
him for my life?!
393
00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:19,789
The mind duel is by far my
planet's safest form of battle.
394
00:17:20,331 --> 00:17:22,541
You really have nothing
to worry about, Wesley.
395
00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:24,961
You're not the one who may
or may not be turned into a bone toilet!
396
00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:27,255
(hyperventilating)
397
00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:29,632
I think... I need...
to do our breathing...
398
00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:31,133
(gasping) Help!
399
00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:35,012
Both:
Breathe in for four, out for four.
400
00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:36,973
No need to cause an uproar.
401
00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:39,141
In for three, out for three.
402
00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:40,977
My fears are tiny as a flea.
403
00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:43,521
In for two, out for two...
404
00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:45,565
‐I am calm, and so are you.
‐Sky: I am calm, and so am I.
405
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,859
(panting)
406
00:17:48,859 --> 00:17:49,610
What did you just say?
407
00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:54,198
It is time, Wesley.
408
00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:55,533
♪ ♪
409
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:03,291
♪ ♪
410
00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:04,959
♪ One, two, three, go! ♪
411
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:12,341
(inaudible)
412
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:16,137
(inaudible)
413
00:18:17,972 --> 00:18:18,973
(crunch)
414
00:18:20,558 --> 00:18:23,394
♪ Work it, work it, work it ♪
415
00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:25,396
♪ W‐w‐w‐w‐w‐work it ♪
416
00:18:25,396 --> 00:18:28,774
♪ Work it, work work workwork work work work it ♪
417
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:30,401
♪ Work it, work it ♪
418
00:18:30,401 --> 00:18:32,903
♪ Work it, w‐w‐work it ♪
419
00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:35,239
♪ Work it, work work ♪
420
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:39,076
♪ ♪
421
00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:52,632
Okay. Hit it.
422
00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:55,009
(beeping, powering up)
423
00:18:56,719 --> 00:18:58,137
(powering down)
424
00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:01,641
Jimbuk said it
might take a while.
425
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,225
(car approaching)
426
00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:05,770
That's Swift!
Fix this! I'll stall.
427
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:09,982
‐Swift: Thank you.
‐(powering down)
428
00:19:13,444 --> 00:19:16,155
Swifty! Welcome back!
429
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:18,491
Home! Which is here!
(nervous laugh)
430
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,826
‐Come on, come on!
‐(beeping, whirring)
431
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:23,204
Tell me all about your trip.
432
00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:25,915
Ooh. Are those from
the cheetahs and leopards?
433
00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:29,168
No, Gabby. There were
no actual cheetahs
434
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,796
or leopards there.
Their enthusiasts,
435
00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:35,007
however, are a strange and...
436
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,051
intense people.
437
00:19:37,051 --> 00:19:38,969
Now, if you'll excuse me,
438
00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:40,680
‐I just have to get
inside the house‐‐ ‐Uh,
439
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:43,641
what is the difference between
a cheetah and a leopard?
440
00:19:43,641 --> 00:19:45,017
Is it a...
441
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,728
species thing
or a semantics thing? I‐‐
442
00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:49,897
We will have plenty
of time to discuss
443
00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:52,233
fauna tomorrow.
Right now,
444
00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:54,735
‐all I want to do
is relax and forget... ‐(beeping)
445
00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:57,238
‐everything that just
happened as it was... ‐(whirring)
446
00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:00,616
very traumatic.
447
00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:02,785
(sighs)
448
00:20:06,789 --> 00:20:08,165
(sighs)
449
00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:10,167
(sighs)
450
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:13,212
♪ ♪
451
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,005
(heavy breathing)
452
00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:16,966
Home sweet home.
453
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:18,718
(sighs)
454
00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:24,098
(both sigh)
455
00:20:27,518 --> 00:20:28,269
(door shuts)
456
00:20:30,104 --> 00:20:31,981
Go Wesley!
457
00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:34,358
Wait. No. Go Dad!
458
00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:37,403
I'm so conflicted...
459
00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:39,363
♪ ♪
460
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:42,241
(whirring, beeping)
461
00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:46,078
(beeping)
462
00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:50,124
(zapping)
463
00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:52,376
♪ ♪
464
00:20:54,837 --> 00:20:56,797
(echoing):
Prepare yourself.
465
00:20:58,215 --> 00:21:01,135
(crumbling, rumbling)
466
00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:04,930
(heavy breathing)
467
00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:08,851
(zapping)
468
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:14,190
(roaring)
469
00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:16,567
(flames crackling)
470
00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:19,945
(gasping)
471
00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:22,782
(roaring continues)
472
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,617
Choose your fighter, Wesley!
473
00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:27,244
(whimpering)
474
00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:31,373
(nervous laugh)
475
00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:34,794
(zapping)
476
00:21:41,592 --> 00:21:43,552
(creature growling)
477
00:21:43,552 --> 00:21:45,888
I chose an alien
telepath dad
478
00:21:45,888 --> 00:21:48,682
because someone
like that could, say,
479
00:21:48,682 --> 00:21:50,017
create an incredibly
realistic simulation
480
00:21:50,017 --> 00:21:52,686
of a dinner going
terribly wrong,
481
00:21:52,686 --> 00:21:54,188
when, in reality,
482
00:21:54,188 --> 00:21:57,024
it was all in that
person's head.
483
00:21:57,024 --> 00:21:58,818
(sighs)
484
00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:02,029
♪ ♪
485
00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:04,365
(whirring)
486
00:22:04,365 --> 00:22:06,492
How did you figure out
that this entire evening
487
00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:08,953
has been a...
brain simulation?
488
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:12,957
Well, Sky's been
acting weird all night.
489
00:22:12,957 --> 00:22:15,125
She hates my grandpa's
apple cider,
490
00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:18,462
she always laughs at my
involuntary bodily functions,
491
00:22:18,462 --> 00:22:20,840
and she got our
calming exercise wrong.
492
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,591
It didn't even rhyme!
493
00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:25,803
It appears you know
my daughter very well.
494
00:22:27,137 --> 00:22:29,139
You obviously care
about her a great deal.
495
00:22:29,139 --> 00:22:32,268
I do, sir. Very much.
496
00:22:32,893 --> 00:22:34,854
Please don't tell
Sky about this.
497
00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:37,731
I promised her
I wouldn't do anything...
498
00:22:37,731 --> 00:22:38,774
weird.
499
00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:40,734
(laughs)
500
00:22:40,734 --> 00:22:43,821
Whatever you say,
Mister... Sky's Dad.
501
00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:45,865
(snap)
502
00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:47,867
♪ ♪
503
00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:52,872
(nervous laugh)
504
00:22:55,249 --> 00:22:57,501
Sir. Good to see you.
505
00:22:57,501 --> 00:22:59,336
Sky:
Wow.
506
00:22:59,336 --> 00:23:01,005
That calming exercise
really worked.
507
00:23:02,464 --> 00:23:04,800
Yeah. I guess it did.
508
00:23:08,178 --> 00:23:09,346
(laughs)
509
00:23:10,014 --> 00:23:11,932
Sorry again that
I bailed on you.
510
00:23:11,932 --> 00:23:13,392
And just so you know,
511
00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:15,561
I really do like
spending time with you.
512
00:23:15,561 --> 00:23:18,105
Thanks, Gabby. Today
really did turn out to be
513
00:23:18,105 --> 00:23:20,816
the most ridiculously epic
night of babysitting ever.
514
00:23:20,816 --> 00:23:22,109
(whirring)
515
00:23:22,109 --> 00:23:24,153
Orb (high‐pitched):
Please help me.
516
00:23:24,153 --> 00:23:26,488
♪ ♪
517
00:23:26,488 --> 00:23:28,741
Fly swatter?
Or vacuum cleaner?
518
00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:31,493
‐Both.
‐Orb: Ah...
519
00:23:37,458 --> 00:23:39,585
Wesley:
Next time on "Gabby Duranand the Unsittables"...
520
00:23:39,585 --> 00:23:42,129
‐You got another Orb?
‐Bro: What's up, my dudes?
521
00:23:42,129 --> 00:23:45,549
"Best Fins Forever"
is the best book series of all time.
522
00:23:45,549 --> 00:23:48,093
There's a contest for BFFs,Best Fins Fans,
523
00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:49,762
to meet the author herself,
524
00:23:49,762 --> 00:23:51,764
Amelia H. M. F. Barston.
525
00:23:51,764 --> 00:23:54,224
Susie? You like
Best Fins Forever?
526
00:23:54,224 --> 00:23:55,392
We're gonna win the competition.
527
00:23:55,392 --> 00:23:57,144
Wes and I are winning this thing
528
00:23:57,144 --> 00:24:00,522
since all we have to dois be naturally awesome.
529
00:24:00,522 --> 00:24:02,232
(whirring)
530
00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:04,568
‐(gasps)
‐(screams)
531
00:24:04,568 --> 00:24:05,986
(shattering)
532
00:24:07,363 --> 00:24:10,074
♪ ♪
533
00:24:35,557 --> 00:24:36,892
Man:
Gorgeous!
534
00:24:36,942 --> 00:24:41,492
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