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♪ Kick it down hardcore ♪
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Crash, more sticks.
My bridge needs more sticks.
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Lick, man. Lick.
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[muffled] My tongue is frozen.
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I don't care if your "kung" is "hozen."
Fight through it.
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[Crash sucking]
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Oh! Oh, brain freeze. Brain freeze.
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Ah.
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[blows]
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Better.
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Crash, stay focused.
This project's due in less than a week.
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I need to build a bridge
that can support some serious weight.
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Oh. Let me test it.
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[sighs] Needs work.
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[sighs] Hey. Why don't you help out
by chasing this laser?
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Please, Bernstein.
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I am too focused on this project to...
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yay, shiny thing! [laughs]
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Oh, Crash, you almost got it.
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Oh, it's over there. You just missed it.
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Oh, Crash.
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-You almost got it.
-[Mel] Guys, come home.
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Aww. Do we have to go?
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I almost caught the laser.
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Just pretend you don't hear.
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She usually gives up
after four or five yells.
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[Mel] Wyatt, your dad's here.
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Dad's here!
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Bern... Bernstein!
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Don't leave me. [grunts]
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Oh, I'm stuck on a nail. [grunts]
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Bernstein!
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Ah, never mind. I'll get it myself.
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Ow, ow, ow.
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Well, I've made it much worse,
but I'm no quitter.
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Ow, ow, oh!
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Why do I not stop? Ow!
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♪ Let me tell you about the Bernsteins ♪
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♪ Yo, I'ma let you finish ♪
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-♪ But ding-dong ♪
-♪ Who's that? ♪
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♪ Yo, it's Crash at the door ♪
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♪ Don't wait for you to openKick it down hard core ♪
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♪ A purple with a 'tudeWhere your mom hide the food? ♪
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♪ In the fridgeI'ma eat it then we tear it up, dude ♪
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♪ No make-up or feelingsTea parties or dolls ♪
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♪ Now it's ninjas and football ♪
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-♪ And face slams ♪
-♪ Good call ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ What he said ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ What he said ♪
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♪ It's war against awesomeBut awesome's gotta soar ♪
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-♪ I'll be grounded forever ♪
-♪ That's what friends are for ♪
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♪ Crash and BernsteinCrash and Bernstein ♪
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-♪ Crash and Bern... ♪
-♪ I said "Stein" ♪
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♪ What he said ♪
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[chuckles]
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[grunts] I missed you girls so much.
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It must get lonely being
a wildlife photographer.
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Come here. Come here.
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Can you believe that
I spent the last three months
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living in a hut made out of warthog dung?
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I can believe it.
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This is b.o. times a million.
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Karl, Karl. Get...
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Oh, sorry. Sorry.
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-How are you, Mel?
-Good. We can skip the hug.
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Oh, Dad?
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Can you take some modeling pictures
of me while you're home?
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Yeah. It'd be nice to take pictures
of something that's not trying to kill me.
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And the father-daughter dance
is coming up.
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Perfect. I picked up
some new moves in Sumatra.
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Did you know orangutans
dance to find their mate?
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Did you?
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Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh.
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I'm guessing there are
a lot of single orangutans.
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-Dad!
-Wyatt, my man.
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Oh! Look at how tall you are!
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You could play pro ball
for the Buruwango pygmy league.
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But don't. They play to the death.
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[Crash] Bernstein! [sniffs]
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Is that hippo dung?
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Actually it's warthog.
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Ah, yes. Now I smell the switchgrass.
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Crash, this is my dad.
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-Nice to meet you.
-Ah! Hugger, back!
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Oh, you like swords, huh? Check this out.
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I got this one from a snake trader
in Borneo.
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[gasps]
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You'll never guess
what I traded him for it.
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A snake?
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Did I tell you this story already?
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Wyatt, I am your father.
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Aah!
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Karl!
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I was gonna break that vase.
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Oh, it is on. [shouts]
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Oh. So it's gonna be like that, huh?
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[mutters angrily]
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And once, Crash turned Jasmine's
Toy car into a monster truck.
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That was almost as cool as when
he got super rich and blew up a mountain.
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Although, shooting gumballs
out of his butt was pretty cool too.
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Seriously?
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This... Crash sounds awesome.
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He is.
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By the way, if he offers you gum,
don't eat it.
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So you and Crash, you spend
a lot of time together, huh?
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Hope he's not replacing me. [chuckles]
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I didn't even know why I said that.
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I'm just joking.
Heck, you can't replace a dad, right?
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Even if you do blow up mountains.
Crash really blew up a mountain?
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[Crash] Bernstein!
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Hi, Crash.
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Don't you " Hi, Crash" me.
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Why don't you " Hi, Crash" your dad?
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Because that wouldn't make any sense.
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Oh. So it's all about making sense now?
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You've changed, Bernstein.
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Crash, come on and help.
Dad hasn't eaten a single ice cream.
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He's just helping with engineering.
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[chuckles] And he calls that helping?
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Pathetic.
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While you were off taking pictures
of tigers having babies,
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like the world needs to see that,
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Bernstein and I were doing
important stuff like...
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[gasps] ...is that my shadow?
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[Crash laughs]
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All right. Well, listen.
I gotta get back to the apartment
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to dance with Cleo,
take modeling shots of Amanda,
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and have a tea party with Jasmine.
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Oh, and by the way,
thank you for being a boy.
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Well, I didn't catch my shadow,
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but he made some very offensive gestures
at me.
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Hey... Where's your dad?
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[gasps] Did he go back to the jungle?
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Oh, well. I'll miss him.
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Let's never speak of him again.
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Crash, he's gonna be
around for a while. Get used to it.
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What's so great about your dad?
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I can do everything he can do.
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"Go to your room. Quit picking your nose.
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Birds, bees, babies. Blah, blah, blah."
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Crash, you need to calm down.
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It's not a competition.
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The last thing my dad wants to do
is compete with you.
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I have to compete with Crash.
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Why on earth would anyone want to do that?
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Are you kidding?
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All the fantastic things he's done.
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And I mean, I'm Wyatt's father.
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Shouldn't I be shooting gumballs
out of my butt?
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Nobody should be doing that.
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By the way, is Crash around?
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Could be. I see all the classic signs.
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Broken vase,
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purple fingerprints,
and that mystery stain on the couch...
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See, half the fun is figuring out
what it is.
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It's almost like being on "CSI."
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It's really good you can laugh about it.
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[chuckles] Oh, yeah.
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I'm dead inside.
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Dad, is now a good time to rehearse
for the father-daughter dance?
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-It's in four months.
-Honey, that's a long time away.
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I've been embarrassed
by public dancing before.
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I remember. And I still say
it was your dance teacher's job
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to make sure you knew where
the end of the stage was.
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-Here's what I'm thinking so far.
-All right.
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[dance music playing]
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[music stops]
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Wow, so just four months, huh?
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[with German accent]
Did somebody call for a dance genius?
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No.
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Well, I don't have all day.
Now, five, six, seven, eight.
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Left bounce und right bounce
und palm tree und...
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Why are you not dancing?
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Five, six, seven, eight!
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Und left bounce! Und right bounce!Und pirouette! Und up!
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And tippy tippy toe, tippy tippy toe.
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Palm tree, palm tree, palm tree,
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schwa, und schwa, und land.
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Keep practicing.
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Find another partner.
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I'm sorry about that. Crash is...
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I know, I know.
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He's awesome.
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Bernstein, let me ask you a question.
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If your dad was a pus-spewing alien,
and I'm not saying that he's not,
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who would you like better?
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Crash, for the last time
my dad is not your competition.
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[Karl] Hey, Wyatt,
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I got you a mechanical bull!
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Epic!
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Is it epic, Bernstein?
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I don't see what's so epic
about a machine
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that whips you around
at dangerously high speeds
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while you're screaming
at the top of your lungs in pure joy!
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Thank you, no.
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[Karl] Whoo! Whoo!
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I think I got this.
Yeah! Hyah! Hy... Ohh!
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Whoo!
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-Let me try.
-Me first.
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Ow!
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[chuckles]
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I am not falling off.
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Hit it!
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Yee-haw!
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Whoo-Hoo! Yeah!
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Whoo-Hoo-Hoo!
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Whoa-oh!
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Oh, ho! Ah-ha-ha!
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Whoa-ho! Whoo.
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[chuckles]
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-[grunts]
-Are you okay?
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If by okay you mean
the undisputed champion
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of the Crash versus Dad competition,
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then yes, I am okay.
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That's not what I meant.
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[Crash grunts]
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Now that I'm the tallest,
I tell you both what to do.
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Wash my legs.
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[dance music playing]
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Knees high, ankles loose.
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Now with sass.
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I said sass!
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Get out, Crash. I'm working on my dance.
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I'm getting close.
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Close to what? Embarrassing yourself?
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Humiliating me?
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[yelling] Destroying the reputation
of this dance company?
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Do you hear that?
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That is the sound of puppies crying.
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[yelling] Crying for the dance!
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[firmly] One, two, three, four.
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[angrily] I don't like you!
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[groans] Or you.
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You'll never amount to anything
with your dad as your partner.
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The man's got two left butt cheeks.
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[sighs]
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Mrs. B, I was just explaining
to your dim-witted daughter,
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don't get me wrong, it's not like
the other two are any prize,
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that her father is not nearly
as fantastically stupendifying as me.
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Crash, give it a rest.
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I know you and Wyatt are close,
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but you have to give him and his dad
a little space, okay?
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Okay. I'll let them do their thing.
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Hey, maybe you and I can hang out.
What do you want to do first?
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-I don't think I...
-Sorry, I tried. You're boring.
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♪ Kick it down hardcore ♪
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Dad?
254
00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:37,823
Shh.
255
00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:41,080
I'm getting modeling shots of Amanda,
256
00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:44,079
so I set up a blind so I could capture her
in her natural environment.
257
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,254
Look, I even laid bait.
258
00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:52,548
You're gonna have to do better than this.
Amanda only texts on 4G.
259
00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:54,549
I don't even know what that means.
260
00:11:56,341 --> 00:11:59,261
Hey. How would you like to talk
to my Photography club at school?
261
00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:01,301
Really?
262
00:12:01,429 --> 00:12:02,809
You're into photography?
263
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:05,774
You're not gonna cry, are you?
264
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:09,517
Maybe,
but I'll... I'll wait for the hotel.
265
00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:13,105
-[door opens]
-Oh, that's her. Scatter, scatter.
266
00:12:20,615 --> 00:12:22,655
Ew, 3G.
267
00:12:25,203 --> 00:12:26,833
Dad, what are you doing?
268
00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:28,673
I'm taking photos, like you asked.
269
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:31,128
No, not like this. I'm all sweaty.
270
00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:34,803
Oh, she's charging!
Run in a zigzag formation!
271
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:45,100
So as a wildlife photographer,
I spend a lot of time sleeping in the mud
272
00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:46,731
and eating bugs for dinner.
273
00:12:46,808 --> 00:12:49,938
Who wants to see some shots of me
barfing up a praying mantis?
274
00:12:52,147 --> 00:12:53,357
All right, maybe later.
275
00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,780
Now that white tiger may look adorable,
276
00:12:57,861 --> 00:13:00,361
but if you get too close,
she'll bite your head off.
277
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:01,817
Boring!
278
00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:06,164
Kids, why do you want to be
a boring photographer?
279
00:13:06,244 --> 00:13:07,584
[yawns]
280
00:13:08,079 --> 00:13:10,829
When you can be what I am. Terrific.
281
00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:15,922
Bees don't sting me. I sting bees.
282
00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:17,094
Na-na.
283
00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:22,467
I don't watch "Shark week,"
Sharks watch "Crash week."
284
00:13:22,552 --> 00:13:24,012
Na-na.
285
00:13:26,848 --> 00:13:28,928
And Bernstein's dad? I beat him up.
286
00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:31,307
I don't have a picture of that.
I'll just show you.
287
00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:32,564
Na-na.
288
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,805
[both grunting]
289
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:38,568
[shouts] Bernstein, help!
Your dad's a biter.
290
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:39,691
No, I'm not!
291
00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:40,858
Oh, yeah. I am.
292
00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:43,025
-[screams]
-Stop.
293
00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,705
This has got to stop.
294
00:13:50,789 --> 00:13:52,579
-Talk to him.
-He started it.
295
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:55,035
The problem is you're both
too competitive.
296
00:13:55,126 --> 00:13:58,546
-[scoffs] He's not as competitive as I am.
-Yeah. I am.
297
00:13:58,630 --> 00:14:00,170
[scoffs] In your dreams.
298
00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:01,966
[chuckles] Oh, you have no idea.
299
00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:03,930
Oh, yeah? Breath-holding contest.
300
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:05,140
[both breathe deeply]
301
00:14:07,222 --> 00:14:08,432
Dad? Dad.
302
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,483
Dad.
303
00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:14,268
Dad! He doesn't have lungs.
304
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,484
-[Karl exhales]
-I win!
305
00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:20,241
[sighs] Look,
I'm testing my bridge at school tomorrow,
306
00:14:20,318 --> 00:14:23,858
and I'd like you both to be there,
but only if you can play it cool.
307
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,204
I... I can be cool.
308
00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:28,655
Can you be cool, Crash?
309
00:14:28,743 --> 00:14:30,293
Oh... Oh, I can be cool.
310
00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:34,287
I am so cool, I make my own ice.
311
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,464
What do you want? Cubes or crushed?
312
00:14:37,252 --> 00:14:38,882
[strains]
313
00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:40,712
Neither, let's... Let's just shake.
314
00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:42,417
Nuh-uh. Face slam!
315
00:14:42,507 --> 00:14:44,427
[grunts] [chuckles]
316
00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:47,510
[laughs] I love this game.
317
00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:48,965
Face slam!
318
00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:50,305
[laughs]
319
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,100
Oh, careful. That might leave a mark.
320
00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:54,483
Oh. Let me get you some ice for that.
321
00:14:55,437 --> 00:14:57,107
[strains]
322
00:15:06,448 --> 00:15:08,778
Oh, don't tell me I missed another prom.
323
00:15:08,867 --> 00:15:12,407
No, Dad keeps ambushing me
to take pictures.
324
00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:15,785
I slept in this dress
and haven't stopped smiling in two days.
325
00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:18,211
Yeah, he does that.
326
00:15:18,293 --> 00:15:21,343
Remember when he hid inside
great aunt Gloria's flowers?
327
00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:23,590
That was a funny funeral.
328
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,224
You're safe. He's with Wyatt.
329
00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:30,261
Oh, good. I can finally relax.
330
00:15:34,351 --> 00:15:36,351
[camera shutter clicking]
331
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:37,596
[gasps]
332
00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:40,773
Dad!
333
00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:42,818
Trip wire.
334
00:15:42,901 --> 00:15:44,571
Yeah, I forgot he does that too.
335
00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:50,161
[Crash] Yee-haw! Rawhide! Chili!
336
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:54,831
I hope Wyatt likes these photos.
The bridge looks great in this light.
337
00:15:54,913 --> 00:15:56,753
I can't hear you.
338
00:15:56,831 --> 00:15:59,251
I'm yelling cowboy words!
339
00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:01,504
Giddy-up! Saddle sores!
340
00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:03,456
Tony Romo!
341
00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:08,092
[Crash grunts]
342
00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:10,796
Wow. Look at that.
343
00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:13,717
The bridge didn't break.
This thing's built rock solid.
344
00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:16,637
Aw, thanks, Karl.
I can't take all the credit.
345
00:16:17,227 --> 00:16:19,687
Well, of course not.
The bulk of the credit belongs to...
346
00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:22,021
To who? To you?
347
00:16:22,107 --> 00:16:24,227
I don't think so, pal.
348
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:25,897
I was gonna say Wyatt.
349
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:30,065
Yeah? And I was gonna say,
"How would you like to go out for crepes?"
350
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:31,196
But I didn't.
351
00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:34,662
Because I made it a rule to never eat
folded pastry dough
352
00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:37,414
with a guy who tries to take away
my best friend!
353
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:40,287
Okay. All right.
Where is this coming from?
354
00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:43,375
-I thought we were good.
-So did I.
355
00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:44,961
Until you were all
356
00:16:45,046 --> 00:16:48,126
[mockingly] "Crash flew off the bull.
But the bridge didn't break
357
00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:50,086
because I built it so awesomely
358
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:52,176
because I'm a photographer."
359
00:16:52,262 --> 00:16:54,812
[murmurs mockingly]
360
00:16:54,889 --> 00:16:57,139
Pretty sure I didn't say
any of those words.
361
00:16:57,225 --> 00:16:59,635
Besides, the reason the bridge
didn't break
362
00:16:59,728 --> 00:17:02,108
is because the wimpy bull you bought Wyatt
363
00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:04,108
didn't toss me hard enough.
364
00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:05,860
Hey, you leave bully out of this!
365
00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:07,692
I'm just saying I could put a battery
on that thing
366
00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:09,817
and get it to kick a million times harder.
367
00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:13,324
You think you can soup that bull up?
I'd like to see you try.
368
00:17:14,159 --> 00:17:16,159
You had me at soup!
369
00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:19,496
Giddy up.
370
00:17:19,581 --> 00:17:21,001
[Crash] Whoa!
371
00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:23,132
Oh! Oh, I'm gonna be sick.
372
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:25,499
Whoa!
373
00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:28,129
Whoa!
374
00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:32,589
Hey, look over here, chicken!
375
00:17:32,677 --> 00:17:35,137
I've seen squirrels
that buck harder than you.
376
00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:37,643
-[Crash laughs]
-[Bully roars]
377
00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:43,400
Bully, come back!
378
00:17:44,689 --> 00:17:45,729
What did you do?
379
00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:47,525
Wyatt, I'm so sorry.
380
00:17:47,609 --> 00:17:50,779
Bernstein, I take full responsibility.
381
00:17:50,862 --> 00:17:52,492
Your dad broke your bridge.
382
00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:55,531
All I wanted was for you two
to stop competing.
383
00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:57,077
And you couldn't even do that.
384
00:17:57,952 --> 00:17:58,952
Thanks a lot.
385
00:18:00,372 --> 00:18:02,502
Bernstein, come back.
386
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,792
Why won't you take me seriously?
387
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,014
Do you think he's mad?
388
00:18:09,673 --> 00:18:10,593
I think he's mad.
389
00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:13,126
Unless he's pretending.
390
00:18:13,218 --> 00:18:14,838
Let's say he's pretending.
391
00:18:16,388 --> 00:18:19,558
All he wanted was for us to get along
and we messed it up.
392
00:18:19,641 --> 00:18:22,481
I'm gonna go talk to his teacher,
you go get that bull.
393
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:24,100
You're not the boss of me!
394
00:18:24,187 --> 00:18:25,807
You go to tal to his teacher,
395
00:18:25,897 --> 00:18:28,067
and I'll go get the bull!
396
00:18:28,817 --> 00:18:30,107
Don't tell me who's getting the bull.
397
00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:31,283
I'll tell you who's getting the bull.
398
00:18:31,361 --> 00:18:32,951
I will get the bull
and you will get the teacher.
399
00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:34,029
I'll show you.
400
00:18:40,078 --> 00:18:43,458
Now, I know my bridge
isn't technically still standing,
401
00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:46,330
but you could still technically
give me an "A" for effort.
402
00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:53,757
-Hey, wait, wait, wait.
-Dad, what are you doing here?
403
00:18:53,842 --> 00:18:57,602
I need your teacher to realize
what a remarkable young man she has here.
404
00:18:57,679 --> 00:18:59,259
Now, look, I know
405
00:18:59,347 --> 00:19:03,057
that Wyatt's bridge
isn't technically still standing...
406
00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:04,353
I already tried that.
407
00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:07,437
-Did you do the big smile?
-Yep.
408
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:09,815
[sighs]
409
00:19:10,525 --> 00:19:12,395
Pictures. Pictures.
410
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,315
I have pictures. Look.
411
00:19:14,404 --> 00:19:17,414
See? There's the bridge.
The lighting's great, isn't it?
412
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:20,120
I waited until the sun was just
coming over the hori... You don't care.
413
00:19:21,286 --> 00:19:23,326
See, look. There's Crash
landing on the bridge.
414
00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:24,913
You can see it didn't break.
415
00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:26,578
[Crash] Yee-haw!
416
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:27,956
[Bully roars]
417
00:19:29,419 --> 00:19:30,839
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
418
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:32,510
[laughs]
419
00:19:32,589 --> 00:19:34,509
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
420
00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:36,755
Yeah!
421
00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:37,973
[laughs]
422
00:19:38,053 --> 00:19:39,183
What are you doing?
423
00:19:39,262 --> 00:19:41,182
I'm here to get you out of trouble.
424
00:19:41,264 --> 00:19:43,484
By bursting through a wall at school?
425
00:19:43,558 --> 00:19:44,478
Shh.
426
00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:47,401
[whispering] You don't have to draw
so much attention to it.
427
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:50,612
That's a nice bridge.
428
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,400
Can I take a picture of it for you?
429
00:19:52,484 --> 00:19:53,574
-Sure.
-Great.
430
00:19:53,651 --> 00:19:55,071
-I think the lighting might...
-[gasps]
431
00:20:03,328 --> 00:20:04,368
I'm so sorry.
432
00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:09,325
Bernstein, I don't know
what you have against your dad.
433
00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:11,587
He's a genius.
434
00:20:11,670 --> 00:20:13,710
We'll break all the bridges!
435
00:20:13,797 --> 00:20:15,797
What? No. No, no, no, no!
436
00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:17,262
Ha, ha!
437
00:20:17,342 --> 00:20:18,342
[gasps]
438
00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:20,428
[exclaims and grunts]
439
00:20:20,512 --> 00:20:21,552
[screams]
440
00:20:22,806 --> 00:20:24,846
[laughs] Ha, ha!
441
00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:33,109
Son, I hope you still want
to follow in my footsteps.
442
00:20:33,191 --> 00:20:34,441
What do you mean?
443
00:20:34,526 --> 00:20:35,606
Huh? Oh.
444
00:20:41,199 --> 00:20:43,789
[sighs] Well, Crash, you've been
such a great friend to Wyatt
445
00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:45,498
I wanted to give you a gift.
446
00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:47,413
[grunts]
447
00:20:47,497 --> 00:20:50,127
[gasps] The prophecies were true.
448
00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:51,668
I am the chosen one!
449
00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:54,956
I assume there's some sort of ceremony?
450
00:20:55,046 --> 00:20:56,376
Yeah, sure, why not?
451
00:20:56,965 --> 00:20:57,915
[clears throat]
452
00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:00,800
Sir Crash?
453
00:21:00,885 --> 00:21:03,045
I am honored to present thee
454
00:21:03,138 --> 00:21:06,308
with this sword
from the mountains of Borneo
455
00:21:06,391 --> 00:21:08,891
just south of the Equator.
456
00:21:09,853 --> 00:21:11,103
[giggles]
457
00:21:12,147 --> 00:21:13,057
Careful.
458
00:21:14,315 --> 00:21:15,435
[laughs]
459
00:21:17,027 --> 00:21:18,277
Thank you, Karl.
460
00:21:18,361 --> 00:21:19,451
It is much deserved.
461
00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:23,659
I would also like to present you
with a gift.
462
00:21:23,742 --> 00:21:26,372
Also from south of the Equator.
463
00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:27,873
My Equator.
464
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:31,370
-I'm talking about my butt.
-Yeah, I got it.
465
00:21:33,293 --> 00:21:36,133
♪ Crash and Bern, hard core ♪
466
00:21:36,212 --> 00:21:38,842
♪ Bass, bass ♪
467
00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:44,346
♪ What ♪
468
00:21:47,140 --> 00:21:48,680
♪ That's what friends are for ♪
469
00:21:48,767 --> 00:21:49,807
♪ Crash and Bern ♪
470
00:21:49,893 --> 00:21:51,313
♪ Tear it up, dude ♪
471
00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:53,765
♪ Good call ♪
472
00:21:53,855 --> 00:21:55,725
♪ Crash and Bern, Crash and Bern ♪
473
00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:58,525
-♪ I said, "Stein" ♪
-♪ What he said ♪
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