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♪ No matter what you do,
I love you ♪
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♪ No matter where you go,
I'm behind you for sure ♪
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♪ Always remember,
blood ain't never water ♪
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♪ We'll make if
we stay together ♪♪
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♪ No matter what
you do, I love you ♪
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♪ No matter where you go,
I'm behind you for sure ♪
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♪ Always remember,
blood ain't never water ♪
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♪ We'll make if
we stay together ♪♪
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You know, Philip is right.
I mean, 15 is the age
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we... can get
your learner's permit.
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Are we talking about
15 human years
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or was that in boy years?
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'Cuz that's about seven or
eight, or like nine or ten.
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- Wow. Sexist much?
- Mm.
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Look, some of us
are immature, okay?
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- But not all of us.
- Ha!
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Says the man who got his
tongue stuck to the flagpole.
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Oh...
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The fireman had to
come peel you off, right?
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Ah, you're gonna
bring that up again?
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Are we going there?
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- That's right.
- Look. That wasn't my fault.
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You know, they
double dog dared me.
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Oh, oh, okay.
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It's not just that
he's a boy, baby.
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It's that he's a boy
and he's a teenager.
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You know, teenagers are three
times more likely to get into
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- car accident, right?
- Okay.
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You know, every time you get
on the search engine and start
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looking up stuff,
then you scare yourself.
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- You gotta stop that.
- Mm-hmm.
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Well, remember that time
you looked on the internet
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and found out how many spiders
a person eats in their sleep?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Yeah, you up for 48 hours
straight with a fly swatter
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in one hand and
a golf club in the other.
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We eat eight spiders
a year, Jeremy.
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A year.
Eight... eight spiders.
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I can't!
I just... I... I just can't.
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- Okay.
- Whoo! Ugh!
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Well, what I can't do is let
that boy get his driving permit,
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because that's what
keeps me up at night.
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He'll learn.
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Uh, pardon my
unsolicited advice.
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But, uh, I don't believe you
two knew anything about, uh,
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running an assisted living
facility before you did it.
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- Ooh.
- I mean, that's true.
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We did almost lose
our shirts.
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Yeah, but look at you now.
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The proprietors
of a thriving...
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uh, still open facility.
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You know what, Mr. Reginald?
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You might be on to something.
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I guess we were two people
with zero experience.
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That's because we as
human beings learn by doing.
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Don't get me
wrong, Mr. Reginald.
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He has a lot of great qualities.
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But, um, responsibility
just isn't his strong suit,
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you know what I'm saying?
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Yeah, but driving is one
of the greatest teachers of
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responsibility in
the modern world.
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Yeah, right behind
a good switch.
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- Mm.
- I'm just kidding.
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I never put my hands on my kids.
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I mean, I've
thought about it, haven't I?
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That's not a crime.
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Is it?
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Think of all the things
Phillip will have to learn
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once he gets his license.
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He'll have to keep
the tires properly inflated,
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fill the tank, change the oil,
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and maintain the
registration and insurance.
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Something tell me
we just need to wait on this.
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You know... there's
such a thing as, uh,
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crippling your son, right?
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I once had a case
come before me.
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A mother and a father
sued their son
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for refusing to leave
and be out on his own.
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Wow. I didn't know it
was legal
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- for parents to sue a teenager.
- Huh!
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Teenager?
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- The son was 37!
- Whoa!
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You either let
your kid grow up
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or be prepared to take care
of him for the rest of his life.
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Well, my gut just
had a change of heart.
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Mine too!
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You know what, Mr. Reginald?
Thank you.
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Uh, we were a little nervous
about him getting his permit,
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but you're right.
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I think this is gonna
be a good thing for him.
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So I'm gonna go ahead and make
that appointment at the DMV.
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Okay.
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So, what is clouding your
blue skies this morning,
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young Philip?
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Young Philip. Exactly.
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- I'm tired of being young.
- Huh.
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Because it is more fun
being old like me, huh?
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Well, every morning
I go on safari,
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looking for little white hairs
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that decided to grow
in my nose and my ears
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instead of on top of my head.
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- No, no, no.
- Not old-old like you.
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No offense.
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I just wish my parents
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would stop treating me
like such a kid.
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Ah. Sit.
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Let me tell you
about your homeland.
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Oh, I already know
a lot about my homeland.
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- Oh, you do!
- Yeah.
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Lenox Mall, the Falcons.
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Oh, lemon pepper wings...
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Okay, yes, yes.
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The great state of
Georgia is your home.
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But your homeland
is where I was born.
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- Africa?
- Yes. Africa.
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Where there are
five rites of passage.
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Birth.
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Adulthood.
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Marriage.
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Eldership.
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And ancestorship.
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Now, a boy of your age should
be getting ready for adulthood.
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- Ah, then we can turn up!
- Not so fast.
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A new initiate like yourself
would be taken away from
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the... the... the structures
of the community,
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where you'll be taught
social responsibility.
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Now, after you've learnt
your lessons
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and you come back to
the village,
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yeah yeah, ah, that
is when you get to dancing
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and party, yes, and music!
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Okay, cool, music and dancing!
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And the best part
of the whole night
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usually is the circumcision.
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- Oh, cool, it's like a...
- Wait, wait. What?
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Oh, no, no, it's
not a big deal.
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The elder takes
a small scissors.
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Snip, snip!
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It doesn't happen
in every tribe.
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I keep telling you people here.
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Stop thinking of Africa
the way you see it on TV.
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It is not like that.
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Africa is very vast and diverse.
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Look, in many parts, we have
modern cities just bustling
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with modern conveniences
and technology.
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- Oh, like Wakanda?
- No! Ugh...
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Sort of, sort of.
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But there are also rural
communities that boast a more,
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uh, uh, uh, communal setting.
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So, my point is this.
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Every culture has its own
type of rite of passage.
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But what every tribe
has in common is
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it is not you that decides
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when you move from
one stage of life to the next.
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It is for your elders to say.
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And in your tribe, Philip,
your elders are your parents.
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Philip, darling.
We have some good news.
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Wait.
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So this means I can
get my learner's permit?
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Mm, your dad and I
were talking and, um,
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we got some good advice
from Mr. Reginald.
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We think it's
time you get your...
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Anastasia!
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Baby, go get your dad!
Come on!
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Miss Anastasia,
are you okay?
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No, I'm not okay.
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And neither is my
car or your elm tree.
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Miss Anastasia,
nobody cares about...
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That car can be replaced.
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And nobody cares about
that elm tree, okay?
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All that matters is that you are
okay and no one else is injured.
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Those poor kids
at that crosswalk,
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I didn't even see them
until the last minute.
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What if I had... I had hit
them and they were killed?
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I never would've been
able to live with myself.
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They are fine.
They are alive and so are you.
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No.
Not anymore.
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Well, what do you
mean, Miss Anastasia?
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I'm Anastasia Devereaux.
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I've hiked the Kilimanjaro.
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I've dozed under
the Aurora Borealis.
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I've... I've eaten
at the Parthenon.
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I've done all of that and
I've gone back for seconds.
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And now...
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I'm here at this place
that is...
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officially my prison.
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Well, I know it's not
the Ritz Carlton, Miss...
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Oh, oh, oh, no,
darling, no, look.
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This place is wonderful
and so are all of you.
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I sincerely mean that.
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It's just that now I can't go
where I want or do what I want.
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It's like I'm a... a cockatoo
whose wings have been clipped
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and I'm just stuck in this cage.
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I... I know this is difficult.
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But in my culture, the elder,
they hold the highest of status.
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An elder in my country is
an old person on television
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who falls and says,
help, I can't...
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I've fallen, I can't get up.
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Uh, uh, don't consider
giving up driving
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as a loss of privilege.
Huh?
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Think of it as a...
as a perk of old age.
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How can I consider losing
my freedom as a perk?
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Ooh, ooh, did Cleopatra
drive her own gilded chariot?
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Yeah! No!
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A woman of your stature
should be chauffeured.
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This is just one of the worst
days of my wonderful life.
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I bid you all goodnight!
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So, uh, you were
gonna tell me something
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before we got interrupted?
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- Not... not that I can recall.
- You were gonna say something?
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- No, doesn't sound familiar.
- I don't know.
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I know you guys were gonna say
that I could my learner's permit
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before Miss Anastasia
got in her accident.
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Yeah, see, the key word
there, Son, is "before."
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- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
- That's not fair.
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Okay, life isn't fair.
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Um, what about those
kids in that crosswalk?
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They were about to understand
that life wasn't fair earlier
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this morning.
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Yeah, see, Son, just hearing
that crash and the metal
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and seeing what that
tree did to her car?
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Just made us
reconsider, that's all.
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Okay, we're not saying
that you will never get
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your learner's permit.
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But we are saying that the
timing isn't quite right.
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But Sandra got her
permit when she was my age.
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Sandra's a girl.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What is that supposed to mean?
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Did you know that teenage boys
are twice as likely
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than teenage girls to get
into an auto accident?
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Dad, you let her
back on the internet?
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Hey!
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You know, I was gonna put
the parental controls on,
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but then I remembered
that she's a parent herself
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and she know how
to turn it off, so...
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But you don't agree
with that, right?
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- Of course I don't...
- Oh, oh, buddy.
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Now, before you answer that
question, answer this one.
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When's the last time
you've seen a teenage girl
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with her tongue
stuck to a flagpole?
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Oh, you're gonna
go there, huh?
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Yeah, when you
go low, I go lower.
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I'm gonna plead the Fifth.
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Man card, Dad. Give it up.
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There's a lot we wanna
tell you about driving.
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00:11:10,416 --> 00:11:11,777
And... honestly, Son,
we just worry
246
00:11:12,952 --> 00:11:15,421
that you're not
the best listener.
247
00:11:15,521 --> 00:11:18,858
- Huh?
- See?
248
00:11:18,958 --> 00:11:20,226
No, I say "Huh?"
249
00:11:20,326 --> 00:11:21,643
Because I think I
am a good listener.
250
00:11:21,727 --> 00:11:23,645
I mean, when somebody's
telling me something valuable.
251
00:11:23,729 --> 00:11:26,966
Hey, hey, hey,
tread lightly, Son.
252
00:11:27,066 --> 00:11:29,585
Did you guys know that there
are five rites of passage
253
00:11:29,670 --> 00:11:30,585
in Africa?
254
00:11:30,670 --> 00:11:34,707
Birth, adulthood, marriage,
eldership, and ancestorship.
255
00:11:34,807 --> 00:11:36,492
And that they hold celebrations
to mark the passage
256
00:11:36,576 --> 00:11:38,655
from one stage of life
to the next?
257
00:11:38,850 --> 00:11:40,713
No, we didn't.
258
00:11:40,813 --> 00:11:42,849
Yeah, the question is,
how do you know that?
259
00:11:42,949 --> 00:11:45,852
Because Efe told me,
and I listened to him.
260
00:11:45,952 --> 00:11:47,887
Look, when you guys
teach me how to drive,
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00:11:47,987 --> 00:11:49,722
I'm going to be
a good listener,
262
00:11:49,822 --> 00:11:52,258
because I wanna be
safe and responsible.
263
00:11:52,391 --> 00:11:53,521
Because it's important.
264
00:11:53,659 --> 00:11:56,262
Especially after
what happened today.
265
00:11:56,395 --> 00:11:58,097
Okay, we know you do.
266
00:11:58,197 --> 00:12:01,701
But, I mean, our job
is to protect you, baby,
267
00:12:01,801 --> 00:12:03,202
and that's what we wanna do.
268
00:12:03,287 --> 00:12:06,390
It's your decision when I move
on to the next stage of life.
269
00:12:06,506 --> 00:12:10,316
- Yes, it is.
- And that I have to be patient.
270
00:12:10,401 --> 00:12:13,412
And that... when you guys are
100% sure that I'm mature enough
271
00:12:13,513 --> 00:12:16,565
to get my permit, then
that's when I'll get it.
272
00:12:20,419 --> 00:12:21,420
What just happened?
273
00:12:21,454 --> 00:12:23,049
- I don't know.
- Whose son is that?
274
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Okay.
275
00:12:26,112 --> 00:12:28,144
Hey, Philip, hold
up, man, hold up.
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00:12:28,229 --> 00:12:30,263
Come here.
277
00:12:30,666 --> 00:12:34,066
Look, man, uh... we actually
made you an appointment
278
00:12:34,167 --> 00:12:36,536
at the DMV today, all right?
279
00:12:36,899 --> 00:12:38,164
And I didn't cancel it yet.
280
00:12:38,249 --> 00:12:38,902
Wait, wait, wait.
281
00:12:38,987 --> 00:12:40,762
So this means I can
get my learner's permit?
282
00:12:40,847 --> 00:12:42,081
Yes, that's what it means.
283
00:12:42,181 --> 00:12:46,988
But... we really, really need
you to understand how much
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00:12:47,073 --> 00:12:49,175
responsibility it
takes to drive a car.
285
00:12:49,260 --> 00:12:52,050
Yes, especially after what
happened to Miss Anastasia
286
00:12:52,135 --> 00:12:52,758
earlier today.
287
00:12:52,859 --> 00:12:56,696
Like, a car, Philip,
is so unforgiving.
288
00:12:56,796 --> 00:13:00,500
One tiny mistake,
one lapse in judgement,
289
00:13:00,705 --> 00:13:02,815
or skipping to the next song...
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00:13:03,045 --> 00:13:06,682
can cost you your life and
somebody else's, possibly.
291
00:13:06,784 --> 00:13:08,241
Do you understand that, Son?
292
00:13:08,326 --> 00:13:10,088
- Yes, Dad, I understand.
- Okay.
293
00:13:10,188 --> 00:13:12,488
Okay. You also understand
you have a written exam?
294
00:13:12,573 --> 00:13:14,129
'Cuz I know you like
to skip labs and stuff.
295
00:13:14,213 --> 00:13:15,393
Mm-hmm.
296
00:13:15,830 --> 00:13:17,792
Yes, I already
started studying.
297
00:13:17,877 --> 00:13:19,893
I found the study guide online.
298
00:13:19,985 --> 00:13:22,777
Snap, look at the internet
working for the good!
299
00:13:22,862 --> 00:13:24,738
- Ha, ha! Told you!
- Wait, wait.
300
00:13:24,823 --> 00:13:27,093
Did you guys also know
that the Earth is really flat?
301
00:13:27,193 --> 00:13:30,219
And that Tupac is alive
on a tropical island
302
00:13:30,304 --> 00:13:33,252
drinking Mai Tais
with Big Foot?
303
00:13:34,918 --> 00:13:36,387
Hey. Don't mind me,
Miss Anastasia.
304
00:13:36,669 --> 00:13:39,205
I just... I talk a lot
when I get nervous, girl.
305
00:13:39,305 --> 00:13:43,676
I, uh, you know... I just, I think
I get nervous when I take tests.
306
00:13:43,743 --> 00:13:44,944
Let me tell you something,
307
00:13:45,044 --> 00:13:48,381
the test I was most nervous
about was when I was at
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00:13:48,481 --> 00:13:51,918
the Silverdome, backstage
on the Super Freak tour.
309
00:13:52,018 --> 00:13:53,719
- Oh...
- With Rick James!
310
00:13:53,820 --> 00:13:56,289
You're
gonna make me curse!
311
00:13:56,389 --> 00:13:59,058
- Thank god I passed.
- Wait, though.
312
00:13:59,158 --> 00:14:01,761
Did you have to take a
test to get backstage?
313
00:14:01,861 --> 00:14:02,402
No silly.
314
00:14:02,487 --> 00:14:03,839
I'm talking about
a pregnancy test.
315
00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:07,809
Miss Anastasia, you crazy!
316
00:14:07,894 --> 00:14:10,703
1981 was my prime, girl!
317
00:14:10,770 --> 00:14:12,087
Any baby that
was gonna breastfeed
318
00:14:12,171 --> 00:14:13,339
on these little puppies,
319
00:14:13,439 --> 00:14:15,434
they was gonna have
to have had take a number!
320
00:14:15,519 --> 00:14:17,759
Okay!
321
00:14:17,844 --> 00:14:20,279
- Oh! Okay, okay, okay.
- Okay, come on.
322
00:14:20,379 --> 00:14:21,714
Don't keep your momma
in suspense, now!
323
00:14:21,781 --> 00:14:23,182
Come on, out with it!
324
00:14:23,282 --> 00:14:26,152
How many feet before a turn
do you turn your blinkers?
325
00:14:26,252 --> 00:14:28,788
Like, how am I
supposed to know that?
326
00:14:28,888 --> 00:14:31,387
Boy, what do you mean how
am I supposed to know that?
327
00:14:31,472 --> 00:14:33,793
You said you've been studying!
What's wrong?
328
00:14:33,893 --> 00:14:35,511
Exactly!
329
00:14:35,761 --> 00:14:36,996
And that's why I passed!
330
00:14:39,899 --> 00:14:42,175
Ah!
331
00:14:42,364 --> 00:14:45,590
Boy, you really made
your mother proud!
332
00:14:45,675 --> 00:14:47,629
Babe, Philip aced it.
333
00:14:47,714 --> 00:14:49,411
I mean, then when I
let him drive home,
334
00:14:49,496 --> 00:14:53,481
he did so well that you would
think that he's been driving
335
00:14:53,566 --> 00:14:54,386
his whole life.
336
00:14:54,471 --> 00:14:57,006
Boy, you've been
taking my car at night?
337
00:14:57,091 --> 00:14:58,441
Oh, look, come
on, come with me.
338
00:14:58,526 --> 00:15:01,155
Uh, Mr. Efe set
something up for you.
339
00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:03,308
I wanna show you.
340
00:15:03,649 --> 00:15:05,618
Right, stop right
here, stop right here.
341
00:15:06,260 --> 00:15:09,535
All right, ready?
342
00:15:09,688 --> 00:15:11,824
Surprise!
343
00:15:11,909 --> 00:15:12,660
What's this?
344
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,839
- It's celebration!
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
345
00:15:15,053 --> 00:15:18,535
Who is Phil-lip?
It's Philip with one I.
346
00:15:18,620 --> 00:15:20,574
Oh, the only one
they had had two L's.
347
00:15:20,659 --> 00:15:22,746
It's the thought
that counts now, huh?
348
00:15:22,831 --> 00:15:27,669
You have officially passed
to your next stage of life.
349
00:15:28,267 --> 00:15:32,138
- Wait, so I'm an adult now?
- You're not a whole adult yet.
350
00:15:32,271 --> 00:15:36,409
But this is a big step
in that direction.
351
00:15:36,509 --> 00:15:37,926
Thanks for taking
the time to do this,
352
00:15:38,010 --> 00:15:40,079
even though you
misspelled my name.
353
00:15:40,213 --> 00:15:43,516
But, what would you
do if I didn't pass?
354
00:15:43,616 --> 00:15:46,252
We had total faith in you.
355
00:15:46,352 --> 00:15:48,621
But our backup was to pretend
that we're celebrating
356
00:15:48,721 --> 00:15:49,922
Reginald's brithday again.
357
00:15:50,023 --> 00:15:53,760
Efe! Ah, you wasn't
supposed to tell him that!
358
00:15:53,860 --> 00:15:57,330
Let me see
it, let me see it.
359
00:15:57,430 --> 00:15:59,732
Ooh! Let me see it.
360
00:15:59,832 --> 00:16:01,300
What's the matter?
361
00:16:01,401 --> 00:16:04,804
Your normal radiance seems like
it's behind some storm clouds.
362
00:16:04,904 --> 00:16:07,573
Seeing Philip get his license,
it just reminds me
363
00:16:07,673 --> 00:16:09,942
that I have no more firsts
to look forward to.
364
00:16:10,043 --> 00:16:14,065
Oh no! There are
many firsts to be had. - Hm?
365
00:16:14,150 --> 00:16:16,229
It's just at our age,
they're not as flashy.
366
00:16:16,314 --> 00:16:19,917
But they are there
367
00:16:20,002 --> 00:16:22,038
if you keep your eyes
open for them.
368
00:16:22,123 --> 00:16:25,760
- Hm?
- Everybody...
369
00:16:25,968 --> 00:16:27,831
Everybody!
370
00:16:27,916 --> 00:16:29,385
And now my favorite part of
371
00:16:29,896 --> 00:16:32,592
the adult rite of passage
celebration.
372
00:16:32,677 --> 00:16:34,646
Where is my small scissors?
373
00:16:34,731 --> 00:16:37,169
Good one.
374
00:16:37,254 --> 00:16:38,723
Ooh...
375
00:16:39,048 --> 00:16:41,117
I'm dead serious.
376
00:16:41,202 --> 00:16:42,403
I gotcha, baby.
377
00:16:44,022 --> 00:16:46,391
I love chips and salsa!
378
00:16:49,922 --> 00:16:51,257
Snip, snip, snip...
379
00:16:51,342 --> 00:16:54,246
- Oh, Efe, you scared my baby!
- What you doing?
380
00:16:55,479 --> 00:16:57,381
I'll just get my
grandpa, don't worry.
381
00:16:57,488 --> 00:17:00,355
Actually, hold on,
let me call you back.
382
00:17:02,057 --> 00:17:04,192
Hey, Miss Anastasia.
383
00:17:04,277 --> 00:17:07,518
So, you know, I just got
my driver's permit and...
384
00:17:07,676 --> 00:17:09,144
if my parents say it's okay,
385
00:17:09,244 --> 00:17:10,884
I'd like to take you
to your appointments.
386
00:17:10,979 --> 00:17:13,005
That is so sweet of you.
387
00:17:13,090 --> 00:17:15,333
But wouldn't you rather spend
time with your friends on
388
00:17:15,418 --> 00:17:18,954
FaceGram and InstaTwit and...
389
00:17:19,054 --> 00:17:20,722
I hope I say it right...
390
00:17:20,822 --> 00:17:23,024
SnapTalk?
391
00:17:23,124 --> 00:17:26,061
SnapTalk?
392
00:17:26,161 --> 00:17:28,950
But look, um, I'd love
to drive you around.
393
00:17:29,035 --> 00:17:30,465
I mean, I need the practice.
394
00:17:30,652 --> 00:17:32,834
Plus, I bet you got
a whole bunch of crazy stuff...
395
00:17:32,980 --> 00:17:33,935
No, no, interesting.
396
00:17:34,035 --> 00:17:35,570
Interesting stories to tell.
397
00:17:35,957 --> 00:17:39,715
Being chauffeured by a bright
young man like yourself
398
00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:42,043
is indeed a first!
399
00:17:42,472 --> 00:17:46,458
Would you mind terribly
wearing a driver's cap
400
00:17:46,543 --> 00:17:49,751
and some of those
crisp white gloves?
401
00:17:49,894 --> 00:17:53,402
I, uh... I just don't have
that in my, uh... in my closet.
402
00:17:53,487 --> 00:17:56,004
Okay, so me calling you
Morgan Freeman
403
00:17:56,089 --> 00:17:57,976
while you tool me around town,
404
00:17:58,074 --> 00:17:59,761
I guess that's
out of the question, too?
405
00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:01,433
Who's that?
406
00:18:02,254 --> 00:18:03,894
Driving Miss Daisy?
407
00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:07,202
Oh, Philip.
408
00:18:07,730 --> 00:18:10,699
We have a lot
to talk about.
409
00:18:10,749 --> 00:18:15,299
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