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‐ Get a grip, girl.
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‐ Hello?
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LUKE:
Um, hi.
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I'm Luke Roman.
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Sorry to drop by so late.
I'm here about the house.
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Historic six‐bedroom,
four‐and‐a‐half bath,
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multi‐level hardwood floors.
Lots of custom woodwork.
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‐ The house
wants to kill me!
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‐ Seller motivated.
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It's not you, Miss Donovan.
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It's the house.
I can help you.
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‐ Who are you?
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Are you a priest?
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‐ No, ma'am.
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I'm the real estate guy.
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‐ I called my fiancé.
He's coming to pick me up.
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‐ Maybe that
should be a decaf.
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‐ I may never sleep again.
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What's wrong with the house,
Mr. Roman?
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‐ It's Luke, please,
and it's sort of
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difficult to explain,
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so I have this Keynote
presentation here
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that sort of lays it out.
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SMEP?
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You have no idea how many
euphemisms we focus‐grouped
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before we hit on
"metaphysically‐engaged."
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‐ I don't get it.
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‐ Well, we were hoping to spell
out something cool like SPECTRE,
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but well.
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‐ No, what is a
"metaphysically... ?"
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‐ Could have been worse. We were
dangerously close to SMEGMA.
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‐ You're talking
about haunted houses?
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‐ Well, focus groups, they
slaughtered that one.
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But here is a term they loved.
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‐ A "stigmatized property"
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is one whose market value
has been affected by
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unfortunate occurrences.
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Tragic events associated
with the property,
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including, but not
limited to, murder...
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... suicide...
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... even accidental death.
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... or the perception,
real or imagined,
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of any residual unpleasantness
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related to said unfortunate
occurrences.
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‐ Residual unpleasantness?
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‐ This next slide is a
little scary.
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Can you take it?
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A stigmatized property
could lose up to 35%
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of its market value. It could
take up to 317% longer to sell.
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‐ Because of a ghost?
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‐ Did I mention ghost? Do you
see the "g" word?
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No, many stigmatized properties
‐‐ they're totally normal.
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But even the perception of
creepiness, it just kills them.
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And even when phenomena
are present,
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most of the time there's a
totally rational explanation.
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Weird reflections.
Noisy pipes. Mice.
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A downdraft that can
make a fireplace...
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‐ Reach out to grab you
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and suck you screaming
feet‐first into hell?
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‐ Occasionally irrational
explanations are required.
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I had been looking at
autopsy photos all day.
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I'm a med student.
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‐ I wasn't judging.
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‐ So, that, plus two glasses
of chardonnay and...
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‐ Suddenly you are a hysterical,
helpless woman
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scared of the
thunderboomers?
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‐ There was something there.
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‐ See, I believe that.
But do you?
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‐ So, you're a...
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Ghost chaser.
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‐ Miss Donovan. Megan? Megan.
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I'm about one thing:
preserving homeowner equity.
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Protecting the God‐given,
market‐driven value
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of your property from
anything in this world,
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or the next.
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‐ I don't believe in ghosts.
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‐ Neither do I.
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I just work with them.
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‐ BROCK:
Megan!
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That's Brock.
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‐ I'm sorry. He does that.
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‐ It's okay.
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He missed me.
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‐ Okay?
‐ Yeah.
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We can talk about
the house. I'll‐‐
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I'll call you tomorrow.
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And thank you. Really.
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So much.
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‐ The client
is Donovan, Megan.
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She inherited the place from
her grandfather.
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Boyfriend lives with her.
A lawyer.
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You know the drill.
Complete psychokinetic triage,
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malevolent entity evaluation.
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Try not to totally
spook her out, okay?
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‐ AUGUST:
The conscience of the world
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is so guilty that
it always assumes
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that people who investigate
heresies must be heretics.
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Aleister Crowley.
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‐ ZOOEY:
Way to not spook her out, Augie.
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‐ Can we talk about
the Lenore's place?
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Did we get the M.E. results?
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PHIL:
Clean.
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‐ There was stuff flying out of
drawers. Mirrors cracking.
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Plates breaking.
The M.E. came back clean?
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‐ Squeaky.
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‐ Well, the referring agent is
certain there is a poltergeist.
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‐ Who's the
referring agent?
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‐ Rita Weiss.
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‐ ZOOEY: Ooh.
‐ PHIL:.
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‐ So, I have to call Rita Weiss
and tell her we came up empty?
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Make the new girl do it.
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‐ Susan! Your ears
must be burning!
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Everybody, this is
Susan Ireland, our new agent.
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We stole her from
Livingston‐Kent
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where she spent
eight years straight
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in the Platinum Ring of Esteem.
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‐ I'm so excited
to be here‐‐
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‐ What's the
Platinum Ring of Esteem?
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‐ It's just this club for people
who do ten million dollars
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in volume over a
twelve‐month period.
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‐ So it's not an
actual piece of jewelry.
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‐ No.
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‐ This is Father Phil. He does
our title work, research,
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background checks, due diligence
‐‐ that sort of thing.
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‐ Father... Phil?
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Fallen priest. Hi.
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‐ And this is August Ripley.
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August designs,
builds and maintains
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some of our
proprietary technology.
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‐ You're the I. T. guy?
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‐ To find joy in work
is to discover
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the fountain of youth.
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Pearl S. Buck.
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‐ And you met Zooey,
our office manager.
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‐ Aye.
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‐ She knows where all
of the bodies are buried.
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‐ So to speak.
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‐ No. Seriously,
I know things that could make‐‐
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‐ Why don't you wait to take
Susan to your dark,
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nihilistic places until after
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she's filled out her W‐4,
shall we?
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Ready to work?
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‐ I'm psyched!
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‐ Susan, I have to take this,
but why don't we
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circle back to my office?
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Ms. Donovan!
We were just talking about you.
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Ms. Donovan ‐‐ Megan...
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I really feel like you're
making a mistake here
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and a potentially dangerous‐‐
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Yes.
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I'm sure your fiancé
is skeptical.
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And I realize things
look very different
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in the light of day.
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The light of day
can fool you.
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‐ So...
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We heard about that fire
you guys had at Livingston‐Kent.
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‐ Is...
‐ everyone all right?
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‐ Yeah.
‐ Everyone's super!
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It was a very small fire.
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‐ Has Luke explained the, um...
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the niche of the market
that we serve?
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I did my due diligence.
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I know you people
are specialists.
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You close the houses no
one else can.
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The problem houses.
And you usually get
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your asking price or better.
The numbers don't lie.
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And your boss, Luke,
is kind of a mysterious figure
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in the business. But...
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real estate should have
some mystery, some romance.
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Don't you think?
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Yeah.
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‐ That's why I'm here.
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My personal
mission statement is,
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"I want to make a difference
in the world,
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one house at a time."
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‐ Thank you,
Miss Nebraska.
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‐ It's...
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‐ That was our
client on the phone.
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She fired us.
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‐ It happens a lot.
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‐ They almost
always come back.
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‐ So, we'll proceed
as if we're still hired
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and see how things go.
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You met everyone.
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‐ What an... eclectic team.
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‐ August and Phil are really
great at what they do.
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It's just they're not great
with clients. Okay? But you are.
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‐ I am a people person!
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‐ You are a people person!
And we serve a lot of people,
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all over the world.
No one really does what we do.
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‐ Sounds exciting.
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‐ Can be.
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‐ What, exactly, do we do?
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‐ I have this brief
Keynote presentation here.
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Sort of lays it out.
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‐ Super!
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‐ SMEP?
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‐ In Stambovsky versus Ackley,
the Supreme Court of New York,
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Appellate Division, ruled
that haunted houses are real
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insofar as the
reputation of the house
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being haunted impacts its value.
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Some agencies,
they help their clients
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sell their houses
by reducing clutter,
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or by putting drops of
vanilla extract
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on hot light bulbs for that
fresh‐baked cookie smell.
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We help them by stopping
the walls from bleeding.
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For these people,
it's not just their houses,
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you know, it's their lives.
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Their lives have become
a Stephen King short story.
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And they need someone nice
and smart to talk to.
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Someone who wants
to make a difference.
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One house at a time.
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Look, if you change your
mind about the job,
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you know, it's okay.
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I'm sure Bob Livingston
will take you back.
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‐ Bob Livingston fired me.
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‐ We had a thing.
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It was unprofessional and wrong
on both of our parts.
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‐ And how long were
your parts...
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together?
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‐ A year. I knew it was wrong.
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But it got complicated.
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He promised to leave his wife.
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He said we'd be partners.
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Two weeks ago, he renewed
his vows in Trinidad and Tobago.
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When he got back, he fired me.
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Look at me.
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‐ I'm 34.
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I'm not in a relationship.
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I am locked into
an above‐prime mortgage rate!
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And now I'm Winston Zeddemore
from Ghostbusters.
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‐ So, this place has us stumped.
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The phenomena says poltergeist,
but our tests say no.
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Still, nothing like a rotisserie
chicken floating two feet
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off the counter
to scare off the looky‐loos.
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‐ Rita Weiss?
This got scary fast.
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‐ Hi. Is your
mom or dad here?
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‐ LAUREN:
You're the ghost guy.
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‐ I'm the real estate guy.
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‐ RITA:
You are a delusional,
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oily ballsack
wrapped in Armani.
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‐ Nice, Rita.
In front of the kid.
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‐ I'm not a kid. Just...
get rid of this thing.
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It's embarrassing and
impacting me socially.
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‐ Rita, you know Susan.
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‐ RITA & SUSAN:
We've met.
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‐ Well, Susan just
joined our team.
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‐ Brave choice.
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So, where's Pope Penis
the Twelfth
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and Frankenstein's butt‐double?
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‐ Excuse me.
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Can't seem to find any original
documents on this house.
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‐ CLERK: Gotta be in the file.
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‐ It's not.
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00:15:08,107 --> 00:15:09,942
This place is at least
100 years old
256
00:15:09,942 --> 00:15:12,478
and there's nothing on it
prior to 1987.
257
00:15:13,112 --> 00:15:14,447
‐ That's weird.
258
00:15:15,982 --> 00:15:19,585
‐ Didn't just grow up
out of the ground, did it?
259
00:15:48,347 --> 00:15:50,383
‐ Nice turnout for a weekday.
260
00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:58,724
‐ If it is a poltergeist,
they're generally benign
261
00:15:58,724 --> 00:16:01,160
so I doubt
you're in any danger.
262
00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:03,696
‐ What happened here?
263
00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:07,033
‐ HERB: We were all in here
together, it was game night,
264
00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:08,968
and a glass
came up off the table
265
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,603
and smashed into the picture.
266
00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:12,104
‐ See? Classic poltergeist.
267
00:16:13,372 --> 00:16:15,074
‐ Tests came back negative.
268
00:16:16,242 --> 00:16:18,010
Any cold spots
in the house?
269
00:16:18,010 --> 00:16:20,012
Apparitions? Unusual noises?
270
00:16:20,012 --> 00:16:21,948
‐ ELSA: None of that.
‐ Well, we did a
271
00:16:21,948 --> 00:16:23,916
preliminary investigation
of the filing
272
00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:26,619
of this subdivision and,
this land was only developed
273
00:16:26,619 --> 00:16:27,587
12 years ago.
274
00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:30,423
No battlefields,
no ancient burial grounds,
275
00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:33,793
no spiritual instability that
made it into the public record.
276
00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:35,862
Have any of your neighbors
277
00:16:35,862 --> 00:16:37,730
experienced any
unusual phenomena?
278
00:16:37,897 --> 00:16:40,199
‐ Edie Kalmanowitz grew
a potato in her garden
279
00:16:40,199 --> 00:16:43,970
that resembled John Quincy Adams
and bled on national holidays.
280
00:16:43,970 --> 00:16:45,438
‐ It's a quiet neighborhood.
281
00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:47,773
‐ Well, if something bad
did happen here,
282
00:16:47,773 --> 00:16:49,942
it had to have been
prior to 1851.
283
00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:52,445
Right around the time they took
that picture on your sign, Rita.
284
00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:54,714
Eat a warm bowl of‐‐
285
00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:56,449
‐ Can I go out tonight?
286
00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:57,984
‐ I think it's best
if you stay in.
287
00:16:57,984 --> 00:16:59,886
Nana and Boompie
might be coming over.
288
00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:02,555
‐ You can give them cute names
but it doesn't change the fact
289
00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:03,923
that your parents are
old and boring
290
00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:05,324
and carry a slight urine smell.
291
00:17:05,324 --> 00:17:07,760
‐ Lauren!
‐ Your mother said stay home.
292
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,028
‐ Whatever.
293
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,797
‐ I could use some help with
dinner. Would you make a salad?
294
00:17:11,797 --> 00:17:13,399
‐ Whatever!
295
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,369
‐ She's at that age.
296
00:17:19,805 --> 00:17:21,407
So, what now, genius?
297
00:17:42,161 --> 00:17:43,763
‐ Luke Roman.
298
00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:47,767
‐ August?
What'd you find out?
299
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:48,834
‐ Do something!
300
00:17:48,834 --> 00:17:50,870
Have you talked to Phil?
301
00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:55,942
No, I think that
I should go alone.
302
00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:02,315
I think Susan seems to
have everything under control.
303
00:18:11,290 --> 00:18:13,826
Dear. Are we
going h
304
00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:15,628
‐ No problem, we just learned
some interesting things
305
00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:17,229
about your house.
It would be a violation
306
00:18:17,229 --> 00:18:19,498
of my sacred blood oath
to not disclose them to you.
307
00:18:19,498 --> 00:18:21,601
‐ Real estate agents
take a sacred blood oath?
308
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:22,768
‐ It's like the oath
the doctors take.
309
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:24,604
It just mentions carpet more.
310
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:32,612
‐ See, that's the thing.
311
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,313
There's no record
of this house being built.
312
00:18:34,313 --> 00:18:36,682
It's like it
was always here.
313
00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:38,951
‐ Jeez.
314
00:18:39,418 --> 00:18:42,088
‐ All I'm asking is that you let
my people look around.
315
00:18:42,088 --> 00:18:45,858
They do a few simple tests.
No charge. No obligation.
316
00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:48,094
‐ I just don't know.
My fiancé‐‐
317
00:18:48,094 --> 00:18:49,528
‐ The lawyer.
318
00:18:49,528 --> 00:18:51,664
‐ Don't say it like that.
‐ Like what?
319
00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:52,865
‐ Condescending.
320
00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:56,002
A lot of people don't like
you guys any more than lawyers.
321
00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:58,137
‐ We are both parasites.
322
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:01,173
Real estate agents
do less damage to the host.
323
00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:07,146
‐ I don't know.
This is all just a bit much.
324
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,615
‐ Megan, listen to me.
325
00:19:09,615 --> 00:19:12,184
There is something old
and very angry in this house.
326
00:19:12,184 --> 00:19:13,686
These things,
327
00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:15,988
they are like global warming,
or liver failure,
328
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,890
or the Easter Bunny.
329
00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:20,026
Whether you believe
in them or not,
330
00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:21,727
they could still hurt you.
331
00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:24,463
‐ The Easter Bunny
can hurt you?
332
00:19:24,463 --> 00:19:26,666
‐ This isn't about
my troubled childhood.
333
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,434
This is about your house.
334
00:19:34,940 --> 00:19:36,676
‐ What kind of tests?
335
00:19:45,217 --> 00:19:46,819
‐ Feel it?
336
00:19:48,554 --> 00:19:50,122
Like it's watching?
337
00:19:58,364 --> 00:19:59,999
‐ Miss Donovan?
338
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,934
‐ You must work for Luke.
339
00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:07,573
‐ The bad thing
happened in the study?
340
00:20:07,573 --> 00:20:09,942
‐ That's where
the bad thing happened.
341
00:20:19,251 --> 00:20:21,520
‐ They told me
you'd be here.
342
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:22,855
Please, don't let me interrupt.
343
00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:24,757
‐ All right,
just one more.
344
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,061
Whoo...
345
00:20:30,696 --> 00:20:32,865
‐ You want to take a few swings?
It's great for stress.
346
00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:35,501
‐ No, thanks.
I'll stick to binge drinking.
347
00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:38,404
‐ You wanna know what
most things people call
348
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:39,905
hauntings really are?
349
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:41,040
‐ What?
350
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:43,375
‐ They're unfinished business.
That's what they are.
351
00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:45,745
What we do‐‐ what you do?
352
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,413
You find out what the
unfinished business is
353
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:50,049
at the Lenore's place
and you finish it.
354
00:20:50,049 --> 00:20:51,617
‐ Sounds so simple.
355
00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:54,620
What's your deal?
356
00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:57,823
You know all about me.
I know nothing about you.
357
00:20:57,823 --> 00:21:00,259
‐ There's not much to tell.
358
00:21:02,294 --> 00:21:04,130
‐ You want me to be
your perky flight attendant
359
00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:05,765
on the ethereal plane,
360
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:08,768
you're going to have to
open up a little.
361
00:21:12,138 --> 00:21:13,973
‐ Well...
362
00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:17,009
I grew up in
southern California,
363
00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:20,479
I went to UC Santa Barbara
on a tanning scholarship.
364
00:21:20,479 --> 00:21:23,082
I got my real estate license,
and I did okay.
365
00:21:23,082 --> 00:21:25,151
‐ Yeah, I can read your resumé.
366
00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:27,453
I want the good stuff.
Married?
367
00:21:29,588 --> 00:21:31,123
‐ In a relationship?
368
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:32,825
I'm asking for
369
00:21:32,825 --> 00:21:35,361
ambivalent thirty‐something
single women everywhere
370
00:21:35,361 --> 00:21:37,530
'cuz we have a database.
371
00:21:37,530 --> 00:21:39,131
‐ Nobody special.
372
00:21:42,434 --> 00:21:44,036
‐ Parents?
373
00:21:45,604 --> 00:21:48,641
‐ My mom left when I was little.
My dad raised me.
374
00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:50,676
Single parent.
This was our place.
375
00:21:51,243 --> 00:21:54,346
We used to come here
a couple times a week.
376
00:21:54,346 --> 00:21:56,315
‐ You see him much?
377
00:21:56,882 --> 00:21:58,784
‐ Passed away
a few years ago.
378
00:21:58,784 --> 00:22:01,120
I'm sorry.
379
00:22:04,023 --> 00:22:06,392
‐ It's okay.
We keep in touch.
380
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:09,662
‐ Fascinating, she said.
381
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:12,198
She slowly inches
towards the exit...
382
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:15,901
‐ Susan,
383
00:22:15,901 --> 00:22:18,037
I'm going to need to
focus on the Donovan house.
384
00:22:18,037 --> 00:22:19,738
Can you take over
the Lenore's place?
385
00:22:19,738 --> 00:22:21,640
And we are running
out of ideas.
386
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:23,142
And Rita? She's going
to eat us alive
387
00:22:23,142 --> 00:22:24,643
if we don't come up
with something soon.
388
00:22:24,643 --> 00:22:26,812
We've been at it for a month.
Can I count on you?
389
00:22:29,648 --> 00:22:31,884
Well, I expected no less
from a veteran of the
390
00:22:31,884 --> 00:22:34,019
Platinum Ring of Esteem.
391
00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:36,322
‐ I wish it
had been jewelry.
392
00:22:39,258 --> 00:22:40,893
‐ And one last thing.
393
00:22:42,061 --> 00:22:44,763
Don't rule out the
rational explanation.
394
00:22:44,763 --> 00:22:45,998
Ever.
395
00:22:45,998 --> 00:22:48,767
‐ Rule it out?
I'm praying for it.
396
00:23:00,546 --> 00:23:02,248
‐ What's upstairs?
397
00:23:02,248 --> 00:23:04,683
‐ There's six bedrooms,
four bathrooms,
398
00:23:04,683 --> 00:23:06,919
a sort of a library, um...
399
00:23:06,919 --> 00:23:08,254
Like a parlor or something.
400
00:23:08,254 --> 00:23:09,922
And a big attic.
401
00:23:09,922 --> 00:23:11,290
‐ Downstairs?
402
00:23:11,290 --> 00:23:13,626
‐ I don't really go down there.
403
00:23:13,626 --> 00:23:16,295
There's just a bunch of boxes
and, like, a door,
404
00:23:16,295 --> 00:23:17,897
but it's locked.
405
00:23:18,297 --> 00:23:21,967
I think, we should
have a look, don't you?
406
00:23:24,837 --> 00:23:26,438
Yeah. Please.
407
00:23:37,549 --> 00:23:39,118
‐ What's that noise?
408
00:23:39,818 --> 00:23:41,887
‐ You've never
heard that before?
409
00:23:58,671 --> 00:24:00,572
‐ Do you have pets?
Dogs? Cats?
410
00:24:00,572 --> 00:24:01,840
‐ No. Brock's allergic.
411
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:03,509
‐ Fish?
‐ Fish?
412
00:24:03,509 --> 00:24:06,011
Wouldn't their little fins
have trouble working the knob?
413
00:24:06,011 --> 00:24:08,180
‐ Any living organism can
stimulate an otherwise
414
00:24:08,180 --> 00:24:10,115
inert psycho‐kinetic field.
415
00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:11,150
‐ Could be rats.
416
00:24:11,150 --> 00:24:13,352
Don't say rats.
417
00:24:13,352 --> 00:24:17,990
I don't believe in most of this
crap but I do believe in rats.
418
00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:49,688
‐ To your knowledge,
419
00:24:49,688 --> 00:24:53,492
did your Grandfather,
or anyone else, die...
420
00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:55,327
horribly in this house?
421
00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:57,696
‐ He died in an
extended care facility.
422
00:24:57,696 --> 00:24:59,365
He suffered from some dementia.
423
00:25:01,834 --> 00:25:03,669
‐ I don't blame him.
424
00:25:25,157 --> 00:25:26,925
‐ Big puppy.
425
00:25:26,925 --> 00:25:28,327
Who's a good boy?
426
00:25:30,696 --> 00:25:32,564
You are!
427
00:25:38,670 --> 00:25:40,105
Shut the door!
428
00:25:40,105 --> 00:25:41,707
No, wait, wait!
429
00:25:45,911 --> 00:25:48,280
Have you,
regained your faith?
430
00:25:49,882 --> 00:25:51,617
‐ No.
431
00:25:51,617 --> 00:25:55,054
But I did shave a few seconds
off my best time in the 40.
432
00:25:55,054 --> 00:25:58,023
‐ Please tell me
that wasn't a big rat.
433
00:26:02,728 --> 00:26:04,296
‐ Morning. What do we got?
434
00:26:04,296 --> 00:26:06,098
‐ Luke, where did you
find this place?
435
00:26:06,098 --> 00:26:08,033
‐ Well, I've had my eye
on it for a while.
436
00:26:08,033 --> 00:26:10,302
‐ Man, from a pure
emo‐energy standpoint,
437
00:26:10,302 --> 00:26:14,473
we're talking Tower of London
meets the Paris Catacombs with,
438
00:26:14,473 --> 00:26:16,775
well, a little
Wonderland Ranch thrown in.
439
00:26:16,775 --> 00:26:17,876
‐ What tests did you run?
440
00:26:17,876 --> 00:26:20,045
‐ The basics. The M.E. level?
441
00:26:21,613 --> 00:26:23,115
It's coming in at a five.
442
00:26:23,115 --> 00:26:24,716
‐ A five?
443
00:26:25,384 --> 00:26:26,885
Never had a five.
444
00:26:26,885 --> 00:26:28,554
I think we're in for
a series of firsts
445
00:26:28,554 --> 00:26:30,122
with this place.
446
00:26:30,456 --> 00:26:32,591
Yeah.
447
00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:35,294
He followed me home.
Can I keep him?
448
00:26:38,764 --> 00:26:40,332
‐ Hi.
449
00:26:44,736 --> 00:26:47,139
Well, look who
finally shows up!
450
00:26:47,139 --> 00:26:48,674
‐ Is he all right?
What happened?
451
00:26:48,674 --> 00:26:50,309
‐ Poltergeists are benign,
you said.
452
00:26:50,309 --> 00:26:52,144
Nobody's in any danger,
you said.
453
00:26:52,144 --> 00:26:54,246
‐ Just tell
me what happened!
454
00:26:54,246 --> 00:26:56,181
‐ Just like last time,
all three of them
455
00:26:56,181 --> 00:26:58,984
were sitting down to a
nice family dinner when that
456
00:26:58,984 --> 00:27:01,854
big stone clock on the mantle
flew across the room
457
00:27:01,854 --> 00:27:04,823
and hit Herb smack
between the eyes!
458
00:27:05,524 --> 00:27:07,793
He's lucky to just have
a concussion.
459
00:27:07,793 --> 00:27:09,528
He could have been killed!
460
00:27:11,130 --> 00:27:14,833
You are gonna get sued
back to the stone age
461
00:27:14,833 --> 00:27:16,301
and lose your license.
462
00:27:16,301 --> 00:27:17,803
‐ Rita! Shut your hole.
463
00:27:17,803 --> 00:27:19,004
Now,
464
00:27:19,004 --> 00:27:20,706
tell me exactly
what happened.
465
00:27:46,231 --> 00:27:47,799
‐ Hi, you've reached Brock.
466
00:27:47,799 --> 00:27:50,302
Please leave a message
and I'll sue you later!
467
00:27:51,136 --> 00:27:53,138
‐ Honey, it's me.
468
00:27:53,138 --> 00:27:55,674
It's after nine and you promised
you'd be home by eight.
469
00:27:55,674 --> 00:27:57,509
I just...
470
00:27:57,509 --> 00:27:59,545
I need to hear your voice.
471
00:28:13,859 --> 00:28:15,861
Brock, Brock, Brock,
Brock, Brock.
472
00:28:15,861 --> 00:28:17,896
It is me, your woman.
473
00:28:18,897 --> 00:28:21,767
I am alone and scared and...
474
00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:24,002
lonesome
475
00:28:24,002 --> 00:28:26,605
and afraid and, frankly,
476
00:28:26,605 --> 00:28:28,707
more than a little p. o.'d.
477
00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:31,510
Come home to me now,
tort monkey.
478
00:28:33,946 --> 00:28:35,681
Or don't!
479
00:28:41,753 --> 00:28:43,355
Yeah.
480
00:28:46,558 --> 00:28:50,262
‐ Lauren had just come home,
finally, and we were eating.
481
00:28:50,862 --> 00:28:53,665
‐ Remember any sights?
Sounds? Smells?
482
00:28:54,099 --> 00:28:55,934
‐ There was a burning smell.
483
00:28:55,934 --> 00:28:57,502
Dinner was overcooked
484
00:28:57,502 --> 00:29:00,038
because of Lauren's tardiness
and lack of respect
485
00:29:00,038 --> 00:29:01,673
for our family time.
486
00:29:01,673 --> 00:29:04,343
Herb was just explaining to her
how a late dinner
487
00:29:04,343 --> 00:29:06,078
impacts his
blood sugar.
488
00:29:06,078 --> 00:29:07,679
‐ I could die.
489
00:29:10,115 --> 00:29:13,018
‐ Did the clock
do anything before...
490
00:29:13,919 --> 00:29:15,520
Before it attacked?
491
00:29:15,921 --> 00:29:17,422
‐ No‐‐
492
00:29:17,422 --> 00:29:19,057
Yes.
493
00:29:19,057 --> 00:29:21,760
It seemed to shake,
just a tiny bit.
494
00:29:25,864 --> 00:29:27,599
‐ LAUREN: Stop.
495
00:29:28,967 --> 00:29:31,236
I miss you so bad! I know.
496
00:29:31,236 --> 00:29:32,804
I miss you, too.
497
00:29:34,039 --> 00:29:38,043
I don't know. I think they're
going to keep my dad overnight.
498
00:29:40,879 --> 00:29:42,714
No, it's‐‐ ...
499
00:29:42,714 --> 00:29:45,083
I can't hear‐‐ this kid!
500
00:29:46,051 --> 00:29:47,986
I can barely hear you, Todd.
501
00:29:52,124 --> 00:29:55,927
No. Okay, no‐‐ Don't get mad.
I just‐‐ I‐I can't.
502
00:30:01,266 --> 00:30:04,636
My mom told me to wait.
I'm already in trouble.
503
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:11,576
Okay, thank God.
What a little brat.
504
00:30:20,852 --> 00:30:22,754
‐ TV HOST:
The lioness rounds the corner
505
00:30:22,754 --> 00:30:24,856
and gets close to the.
506
00:30:24,856 --> 00:30:29,328
Soon she will have it in its
clasp and takes it down hard.
507
00:30:29,328 --> 00:30:32,030
Tonight, maybe for
the first time‐‐
508
00:31:04,162 --> 00:31:05,731
God.
509
00:31:20,746 --> 00:31:22,347
EVIL SURGEON:...
510
00:31:22,547 --> 00:31:24,149
Ha, ha, ha.
511
00:32:07,759 --> 00:32:09,361
‐ Are you okay?
512
00:32:11,730 --> 00:32:13,598
Can you go back in there?
513
00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:17,035
I'll go with you.
We'll get you dried off
514
00:32:17,035 --> 00:32:19,037
and we'll take a look around.
515
00:32:27,612 --> 00:32:29,648
I can take you to a hotel.
516
00:32:29,648 --> 00:32:30,715
You'll get a
good night's rest,
517
00:32:30,715 --> 00:32:34,085
and we'll figure out this thing
in the morning.
518
00:32:34,286 --> 00:32:36,988
‐ I really can't
be alone right now.
519
00:32:37,422 --> 00:32:38,757
Can I trust you?
520
00:32:38,757 --> 00:32:40,325
‐ Yeah.
521
00:32:40,625 --> 00:32:42,327
You can trust me.
522
00:33:41,786 --> 00:33:44,155
You want to talk
about last night?
523
00:33:48,860 --> 00:33:50,428
These houses...
524
00:33:50,795 --> 00:33:52,497
They know what scares you.
525
00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:57,369
There's something
you should know.
526
00:33:58,036 --> 00:33:59,337
Your house?
527
00:33:59,337 --> 00:34:01,673
I've been watching it
for a while.
528
00:34:03,575 --> 00:34:05,143
Several years ago,
529
00:34:05,143 --> 00:34:07,345
before your grandfather
bought the place,
530
00:34:07,345 --> 00:34:08,980
it was unoccupied.
531
00:34:08,980 --> 00:34:12,017
The yard had gone to hell,
so to speak.
532
00:34:12,217 --> 00:34:15,520
A neighbor lady ‐‐ she had just
moved in ‐‐ she came next door
533
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:17,722
to complain about the weeds.
534
00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:22,427
Nobody knows
who answered the door.
535
00:34:24,362 --> 00:34:26,731
But nobody ever
saw that lady again.
536
00:34:31,169 --> 00:34:33,171
‐ Any idea who she was?
537
00:34:33,405 --> 00:34:35,907
‐ They say I
have her eyes.
538
00:34:35,907 --> 00:34:37,275
‐ Your mother?
539
00:34:37,275 --> 00:34:40,345
‐ I guess she'd
just moved back to town.
540
00:34:40,545 --> 00:34:42,581
I got some hang up calls.
541
00:34:43,415 --> 00:34:46,451
I called back. She answered.
I heard her voice,
542
00:34:46,751 --> 00:34:48,620
and I knew it was her.
543
00:34:48,620 --> 00:34:50,689
So, of course, I hung up.
544
00:34:50,956 --> 00:34:52,891
We never connected
and she disappeared.
545
00:34:54,893 --> 00:34:56,928
Anyway, it's‐‐ It's complicated.
546
00:34:57,862 --> 00:34:59,631
‐ Moms always are.
547
00:35:00,298 --> 00:35:02,300
‐ So, I have been eyeing
that house for a while.
548
00:35:02,300 --> 00:35:05,203
When your grandfather bought it,
I went to see him, you know?
549
00:35:05,203 --> 00:35:07,105
To see if he would let me
do some tests and things.
550
00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:08,239
He said no.
551
00:35:08,239 --> 00:35:10,141
‐ Yeah. Grandpa
didn't like people.
552
00:35:14,879 --> 00:35:17,215
‐ It's a little early, isn't it?
553
00:35:18,783 --> 00:35:20,218
Nope. I never stopped,
554
00:35:20,218 --> 00:35:21,653
so, technically,
it's still last night.
555
00:35:21,653 --> 00:35:23,755
‐ Um, Megan,
556
00:35:23,755 --> 00:35:26,124
this is a Domaine
de l'Armand Montrachet.
557
00:35:26,791 --> 00:35:28,727
It is one of the finest
white wines in the world.
558
00:35:28,727 --> 00:35:30,328
The four is legendary.
559
00:35:30,328 --> 00:35:32,564
‐ Yeah, Grandpa was a
serious wine guy.
560
00:35:32,564 --> 00:35:35,300
He had cases and cases
of these rare,
561
00:35:35,300 --> 00:35:36,868
expensive vintages
in the basement.
562
00:35:36,868 --> 00:35:38,169
In fact, they told me
563
00:35:38,169 --> 00:35:41,573
that he was adding a wine cellar
to the house when he got sick.
564
00:35:45,510 --> 00:35:47,178
‐ Really?
565
00:35:58,289 --> 00:36:00,659
‐ Do you mind if I... ?
566
00:36:09,768 --> 00:36:11,069
Your dad seems okay.
567
00:36:12,203 --> 00:36:16,341
Think they're going to spring
him as soon as the doc shows up.
568
00:36:18,209 --> 00:36:19,811
So, who's the guy?
569
00:36:20,979 --> 00:36:22,547
‐ What guy?
570
00:36:23,782 --> 00:36:25,884
‐ The guy who's got you
so messed up
571
00:36:25,884 --> 00:36:28,853
that you're tossing around
salad forks and mantle clocks.
572
00:36:31,122 --> 00:36:32,691
‐ I never... I didn't...
573
00:36:32,691 --> 00:36:34,526
‐ You are.
574
00:36:34,526 --> 00:36:36,728
You did.
575
00:36:36,728 --> 00:36:40,465
You're not doing it on purpose.
But you have to stop.
576
00:36:43,334 --> 00:36:47,072
It's something that happens to
some kids at a certain age.
577
00:36:47,372 --> 00:36:50,742
We're a hormonal theme park
to begin with, and then
578
00:36:51,376 --> 00:36:54,312
something short‐circuits.
579
00:36:54,312 --> 00:36:56,414
We flex a muscle we
didn't even know we had
580
00:36:56,414 --> 00:36:58,016
and then boom!
581
00:36:58,750 --> 00:37:00,351
Things move.
582
00:37:01,319 --> 00:37:02,887
Things get broken.
583
00:37:05,423 --> 00:37:07,859
The technical term
is telekinesis.
584
00:37:08,660 --> 00:37:11,396
I looked it up a long time ago.
585
00:37:13,732 --> 00:37:15,100
‐ What if I hurt someone?
586
00:37:15,100 --> 00:37:17,469
‐ You will learn
to control it.
587
00:37:17,736 --> 00:37:19,270
Trust me.
588
00:37:24,242 --> 00:37:26,277
And go easy with this guy.
589
00:37:27,979 --> 00:37:30,582
Guys can do stuff
to your head.
590
00:37:30,582 --> 00:37:32,183
Make you doubt yourself.
591
00:37:33,084 --> 00:37:34,786
Besides, he's‐he's
an opening act.
592
00:37:35,186 --> 00:37:36,755
He's not a headliner.
593
00:37:37,555 --> 00:37:39,758
He's My Chemical Romance.
594
00:37:39,758 --> 00:37:41,860
You gotta save a little
something for when Linkin Park
595
00:37:41,860 --> 00:37:43,294
comes along.
596
00:37:45,230 --> 00:37:47,132
‐ Those were bands, right?
597
00:37:49,367 --> 00:37:51,436
‐ Yes, those are bands.
598
00:37:54,205 --> 00:37:56,574
Come on, let's check
on your dad.
599
00:37:59,277 --> 00:38:02,614
‐ Did things like this happen
to you when you were my age?
600
00:38:02,614 --> 00:38:06,317
‐ He was a bass player.
I set things on fire.
601
00:38:06,317 --> 00:38:07,952
‐ No, you didn't.
‐ Whoomf.
602
00:38:09,487 --> 00:38:11,089
‐ That is awesome.
603
00:38:21,599 --> 00:38:23,134
‐ Hold on.
604
00:38:23,968 --> 00:38:25,470
‐ What?
605
00:38:25,470 --> 00:38:28,173
‐ Feel free to
keep on trusting me.
606
00:38:28,506 --> 00:38:30,108
‐ Okay.
607
00:38:37,315 --> 00:38:40,285
‐ I need to get this house
out of my life.
608
00:38:40,285 --> 00:38:42,620
I'm either going to hire
somebody to torch the bastard
609
00:38:42,620 --> 00:38:45,824
and burn it back to hell, or
I'm going to lower the price.
610
00:38:45,824 --> 00:38:47,425
‐ Lower the price?
611
00:38:49,093 --> 00:38:51,896
‐ Luke, it's a supernatural
beast guarding a hell‐house.
612
00:38:51,896 --> 00:38:53,431
What makes you think‐‐?
613
00:38:53,431 --> 00:38:54,599
‐ Meat.
614
00:38:54,599 --> 00:38:56,034
It's the universal language.
615
00:39:05,710 --> 00:39:08,279
As your broker, I encourage you
to toss it!
616
00:39:08,279 --> 00:39:10,515
The pork... chop... now!
617
00:39:10,515 --> 00:39:13,051
Shit!
618
00:39:14,485 --> 00:39:15,787
‐ What?
‐ It's all dusty!
619
00:39:15,787 --> 00:39:17,522
‐ He's not going to mind.
620
00:39:34,606 --> 00:39:36,140
A dog is a dog,
621
00:39:36,140 --> 00:39:38,042
no matter who his master is.
622
00:39:41,246 --> 00:39:42,981
Yup.
623
00:39:42,981 --> 00:39:44,582
Wine cellar.
624
00:40:27,892 --> 00:40:30,061
‐ Are you okay?
‐ Yeah.
625
00:40:33,131 --> 00:40:35,767
‐ The pork chop's
wearing off. Come on!
626
00:40:53,217 --> 00:40:56,754
‐ So, in the process of
building his wine cellar,
627
00:40:56,754 --> 00:40:58,723
your grandfather,
he accidentally opened
628
00:40:58,723 --> 00:41:01,659
some sort of portal
or a gateway.
629
00:41:01,659 --> 00:41:04,495
I think we closed it
but I'll call in a welder
630
00:41:04,495 --> 00:41:07,565
and we'll seal up
that bad boy for good.
631
00:41:07,999 --> 00:41:09,334
‐ What about the dog?
632
00:41:09,334 --> 00:41:13,304
‐ Well, without the energy from
the open portal, he'll move on.
633
00:41:13,304 --> 00:41:16,507
He's probably looking for a
ghostly mailman as we speak.
634
00:41:16,507 --> 00:41:19,277
God. We are never
gonna sell this place.
635
00:41:19,277 --> 00:41:21,112
I think you will.
636
00:41:21,112 --> 00:41:23,247
You just need
proper representation.
637
00:41:25,083 --> 00:41:27,418
‐ A sort of a specialist, then.
638
00:41:28,119 --> 00:41:31,155
‐ Definitely. Someone you can
trust. That's, like, crucial.
639
00:41:32,890 --> 00:41:35,693
‐ And the, evil spirits...
‐ They're all gone?
640
00:41:35,693 --> 00:41:38,296
‐ I assume that
the lawyer is staying?
641
00:41:38,296 --> 00:41:39,864
‐ We'll see.
642
00:41:41,666 --> 00:41:43,167
What about your mother?
643
00:41:50,441 --> 00:41:52,110
‐ MOVER 1: Still got it?
‐ MOVER 2: Yeah, I do.
644
00:41:52,110 --> 00:41:53,811
‐ You did some
really nice work here.
645
00:41:53,811 --> 00:41:55,613
‐ Thanks.
646
00:41:56,981 --> 00:41:59,083
So, where do we stand
on the Donovan house?
647
00:41:59,083 --> 00:42:01,786
We are gonna
sell that mother.
648
00:42:04,255 --> 00:42:06,657
‐ Luke, I need to know:
649
00:42:06,657 --> 00:42:08,860
how did you find out about me?
650
00:42:08,860 --> 00:42:12,296
My telekinesis
and the fires.
651
00:42:12,930 --> 00:42:15,166
‐ Research.
It's what we do.
652
00:42:18,269 --> 00:42:21,906
‐ So, you were kidding
about your dad, right?
653
00:42:21,906 --> 00:42:23,808
'Cuz you know I don't
really believe in that.
654
00:42:23,808 --> 00:42:26,010
‐ So, what do you believe?
655
00:42:29,047 --> 00:42:31,015
‐ I believed
656
00:42:31,015 --> 00:42:34,318
that I was in love
with Bob Livingston.
657
00:42:37,055 --> 00:42:39,557
I believed he would
leave his wife.
658
00:42:39,891 --> 00:42:41,392
‐ So, is it so hard to believe
659
00:42:41,392 --> 00:42:43,561
that I stayed in touch
with my father?
660
00:42:43,561 --> 00:42:45,329
Susan, people die.
661
00:42:45,329 --> 00:42:47,165
Their souls, they pass on.
662
00:42:47,165 --> 00:42:50,168
Only love and low maintenance
composite decking last forever.
663
00:42:51,736 --> 00:42:54,238
‐ I believe it's going
to be very interesting
664
00:42:54,238 --> 00:42:55,740
working for you.
665
00:42:56,174 --> 00:42:58,209
‐ I believe
that you're right.
666
00:43:17,228 --> 00:43:19,597
‐ A Frenchman named
Rochefoucauld once wrote,
667
00:43:21,099 --> 00:43:24,335
"It is with true love
as it is with ghosts...
668
00:43:33,411 --> 00:43:35,246
Everyone talks about it
669
00:43:35,246 --> 00:43:36,948
but few have
seen it."
670
00:43:46,424 --> 00:43:47,925
Still,
671
00:43:47,925 --> 00:43:49,961
person's got to
believe in something.
672
00:43:52,730 --> 00:43:54,298
Don't you think?
673
00:43:57,969 --> 00:43:59,570
I'll see you soon.
674
00:44:00,571 --> 00:44:01,906
Mom.
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