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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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Who are you?
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- I'm Paige.
- This is a very advanced class.
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Do you know how to differentiate
under the integral sign?
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No.
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Do you know anything?
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I know you're in my spot.
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These are parents we
can actually relate to.
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- Sounds good.
- Oh, thank you, Lord,
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for connecting us with the parents
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of another special child.
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You kids are special, too.
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I used to work at the practice
with Barry, but I had to quit
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once Paige's schedule
started to get busy.
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Well, a unique child can
require a lot of attention.
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Try all the attention.
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Barry, it sounds like you
might be feeling left out.
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Sometimes I do.
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Don't you get him another beer.
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Oh, come on. You love
this, and you know it.
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They're as messed-up as we are.
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From a young age, I was the proud member
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of several elite organizations:
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The Radio Shack Battery Club,
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entitling the bearer to
the incredible bargain
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of one free battery per month.
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It's no wonder they
went out of business.
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Starfleet International,
entitling the bearer
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to say things like, "I'm a member
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of Starfleet International."
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And best of all, the Natural
Science Museum of Texas,
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which included a free
subscription to their magazine.
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"The secrets of carbon isotope dating."
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Juicy.
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Mom, can you make the salad?
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Sure.
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Hey, don't put in any
of those little tomatoes.
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Hey, I don't tell you how to
impersonate a lump of clay.
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You don't tell me how to make a salad.
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There's going to be a
lecture on carbon dating
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at the Natural Science
Museum on Saturday.
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Who would like to take me?
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You know what? I'd be happy to.
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What happened to helping
me at my yard sale?
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Ooh, is that this Saturday?
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I'm sorry.
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I'm taking him to a lecture on, uh...
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what is it? Carbonation?
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Carbon dating. A method of determining
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the age of artifacts and fossils.
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Hey, we could use that to figure
out how old your grandma is.
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That won't work.
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You can't carbon-date
something that's alive.
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Well, then, we'll just chop
her down and count the rings.
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Oh, George, did my "lump of
clay" remark strike a nerve?
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A little.
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Dad, do you believe that fossils
are millions of years old?
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I guess. Why?
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Well, Mom believes the world
was only created 6,000 years ago.
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Yeah. So?
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Are these differences a
sticking point in your marriage?
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Not at all.
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- Why?
- Simple.
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We never talk about it.
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So you just avoid discussing
topics you don't agree on?
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At all costs.
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Hearing that further convinces
me I'll never get married.
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Never say never.
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Why not? You just said it twice.
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All right, as soon as I get
these tables set up on the lawn,
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y'all can start bringing that stuff out.
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You think you're gonna get ten
bucks for this piece of junk?
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Hey, that piece of
junk is a wedding gift
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from my cheap-ass Cousin Betty.
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And I was gonna leave
a little room to haggle.
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What's a haggle?
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Negotiating. You start high,
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they offer less, then you
meet somewhere in the middle.
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Leaves them feeling like,
you know, they got a deal.
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- Did they?
- Not if you did it right.
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How much are we getting paid today?
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You're not getting paid squat.
You're helping out your meemaw.
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That doesn't seem fair.
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Yeah, we should get something.
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Fine.
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How much you want?
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- Five dollars.
- Each.
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Each.
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That's pretty steep.
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How about I give you a buck apiece?
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Let's meet in the middle...
Three dollars each.
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Now we're haggling.
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Let me ask you a question.
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If you break something today,
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are you prepared to
cover the cost of that?
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- No.
- Nuh-uh. Mm.
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Well, we're gonna
have to factor that in.
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And did you bring your own lunch?
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You said we were getting pizza.
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Well, I did, but pizza ain't free.
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And I'm teaching you about negotiating,
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which is a pretty valuable
life lesson, right?
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- Yeah.
- I guess so.
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So, if my math is right,
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you owe me... two dollars each.
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We owe you?
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The numbers don't lie.
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Dang it.
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All right, listen.
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I love ya, and you're family,
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so if you do it for
nothing, we'll call it even.
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Take it, take it, take it.
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You got yourself a deal.
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Y'all drive a hard bargain.
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Now start bringing that crap outside.
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Oh, my.
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Yeah.
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I bet he dresses down
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to about 6,000, 7,000
pounds of USDA prime.
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You would eat him?
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He'd eat me.
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Wow. You're really cleaning house.
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Got to get rid of the old gar-bage,
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make room for the new gar-bage.
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This was Dad's.
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You're not getting rid of this, are you?
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Didn't need it when he shot it,
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didn't need it when he stuffed it,
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- don't need it now.
- Really?
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It was his first attempt at taxidermy.
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He was so proud.
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If it has sentimental value to you,
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I'll let you have it for five dollars.
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Ooh. For this nasty thing?
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Oh, you're selling his golf clubs, too?
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Which one of your children do you see
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hanging out with Arnold
Palmer in the future?
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Dad's clothes, his shoes, his pipes?
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Honey, it's just stuff.
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I know, but still...
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I get how you're feeling.
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I do.
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Now go away.
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I got a lot of crap to sell.
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All right, now, don't wander off.
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Pick you up right after
the lecture's over.
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Bye.
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You gonna be okay by yourself?
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I actually prefer it.
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Yep. I'm leaving.
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You keep saying that,
but then you don't do it.
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Bye.
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He's so needy.
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Sheldon?
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Paige?
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I'm so happy to see you.
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Are you happy to see me?
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Not immediately.
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That's okay.
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I'm happy enough for both of us.
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Rice Stadium in Houston.
Dave Barnett and Dave Rowe.
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And Baylor's bidding
to go up 14 to nothing.
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And if you're Rice right now,
and you're in that huddle...
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- George?
- Uh...
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Hi.
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Oh, Paige's mom.
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I know.
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What a nice surprise.
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I just dropped Paige off at
the carbon-dating lecture.
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And I dropped Sheldon.
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Well, how about that?
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How about it.
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Mind if I join you?
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Sure.
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So, uh, where's your... your hubby?
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- Oh, Barry?
- Barry. Yeah.
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Who cares?
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That doesn't sound good.
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Oh, sorry. Just ignore me.
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Okay.
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Oh, hey, you want a wing?
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Yeah, no, thank you.
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You mind if I watch the game?
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Oh, no, not at all. Enjoy.
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I'll just see what
kind of pie they have.
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Mm-hmm.
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Well, we were here last
year when Arkansas...
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It's getting a little
tougher to ignore you.
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Oh. I'm sorry. It's just...
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Oh... forget it.
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Okeydoke.
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Fine, I'll tell you. Barry and
I haven't been in a good place
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in a long time, and I...
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I think we're headed for divorce.
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I'm sorry. Uh...
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I don't know what to say.
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Uh, oh.
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You don't have to say anything.
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That I can do.
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Ooh.
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They have cobbler.
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Rupert Taylor got the
block, and Charles...
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All right, everybody, welcome.
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Glad to see we got so
many people interested
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in radioactive decay.
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Well, hello.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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This is a nice surprise.
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I don't usually see young
people at my lectures.
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I enjoyed your paper on
accelerator mass spectrometry,
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and wanted to find out more.
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Is that so?
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And you?
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I read this magazine.
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Uh-huh.
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It has puzzles, too.
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Okay.
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Do you want to kick this off
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and tell us exactly
what carbon dating is?
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The 5,730-year half-life of carbon 14
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is used as a geochronometer.
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Anything else you'd like to add?
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Um...
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carbon dating is how we figured
out how old my grandmother is.
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It was at this moment I learned
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I was not only brilliant;
I was also hilarious.
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I mean, you, of all
people, would understand.
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You've got a special child of your own.
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I do, I do.
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How do you and Mary handle the stress?
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Well, we actually have
a pretty good system.
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Oh, please tell me.
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We don't talk about it.
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Not at all?
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Zippo.
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Boy, that doesn't sound
like it could work.
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Suit yourself, but
I'm having a nice day;
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you're crying into your peach cobbler.
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For now, let's neglect
changes in the isotopic
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ratio of the air over
thousands of years.
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This is pretty basic stuff.
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Yes.
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I'm bored.
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Let's get out of here.
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I can't. I told my dad
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I'd stay here until
the end of the lecture.
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Okay. Be a baby.
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I'm leaving.
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In our case, the math yields
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approximately 48,000 years.
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I was most certainly not a baby.
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If anyone was a baby, it was she,
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because people who
call other people babies
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are the real babies.
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Wait up.
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I like it.
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It likes you.
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- How much?
- Five dollars.
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I only have 50 cents.
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That's okay. We're haggling.
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I don't know what that means.
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You make me an offer,
and we meet in the middle.
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The middle of what?
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00:11:12,644 --> 00:11:14,744
I'm not really sure.
266
00:11:17,548 --> 00:11:19,548
Hmm.
267
00:11:25,222 --> 00:11:27,157
What are you doing?
268
00:11:27,158 --> 00:11:30,092
Considering buying this jacket.
269
00:11:30,095 --> 00:11:33,962
I found chewing tobacco and
Juicy Fruit in the pocket.
270
00:11:33,965 --> 00:11:36,533
Does that come with it, or is it extra?
271
00:11:37,765 --> 00:11:39,756
Actually, that's not for sale.
272
00:11:39,759 --> 00:11:41,471
Why don't you look for something else.
273
00:11:41,472 --> 00:11:43,405
You sure? There's a price tag on it.
274
00:11:43,408 --> 00:11:45,174
Just take it off.
275
00:11:45,177 --> 00:11:47,942
Is this some kind of
bargaining technique?
276
00:11:47,946 --> 00:11:49,678
Because I should warn you.
277
00:11:49,682 --> 00:11:52,484
I've been to the bazaars in Istanbul,
278
00:11:52,486 --> 00:11:56,904
where the negotiations are
fast, furious and bilingual.
279
00:11:56,908 --> 00:11:58,506
Just take it off, damn it.
280
00:12:02,259 --> 00:12:04,059
What just happened?
281
00:12:05,096 --> 00:12:06,995
That's my dad's jacket.
282
00:12:06,998 --> 00:12:08,965
Oh.
283
00:12:09,967 --> 00:12:12,134
Still don't know what happened.
284
00:12:13,868 --> 00:12:17,187
Do you think humans will become
extinct like the dinosaurs?
285
00:12:17,190 --> 00:12:19,942
Yes, but before that
happens, some of us will merge
286
00:12:19,945 --> 00:12:22,195
with computers and
become immortal cyborgs.
287
00:12:22,197 --> 00:12:23,947
That's a fascinating idea.
288
00:12:23,948 --> 00:12:25,347
Thank you.
289
00:12:25,350 --> 00:12:28,010
Did you get that from a TV show?
290
00:12:28,014 --> 00:12:29,246
No.
291
00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:32,455
A comic book.
292
00:12:34,592 --> 00:12:37,236
And then when Paige
turned six, it was obvious
293
00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:38,726
she wasn't like the other kids,
294
00:12:38,730 --> 00:12:40,734
and she needed a school
where she could excel.
295
00:12:40,736 --> 00:12:42,798
- Uh-huh.
- But Barry's dental practice
296
00:12:42,801 --> 00:12:44,874
was 50 miles outside of Fayetteville,
297
00:12:44,876 --> 00:12:47,403
and do you know what's available
for extraordinary children
298
00:12:47,404 --> 00:12:49,772
50 miles outside of Fayetteville?
299
00:12:49,774 --> 00:12:51,790
- I'm gonna guess not much.
- Nothing.
300
00:12:51,793 --> 00:12:54,427
So I packed us up, and I
made him move to Texas where,
301
00:12:54,431 --> 00:12:57,513
believe it or not,
people do get cavities.
302
00:12:57,515 --> 00:13:00,187
I believe it. I had a
humdinger last summer.
303
00:13:00,190 --> 00:13:02,320
- Face swelled up like a cantaloupe.
- And do you know
304
00:13:02,322 --> 00:13:04,225
he's been cool to me ever since,
305
00:13:04,229 --> 00:13:06,155
even though his practice is making money
306
00:13:06,158 --> 00:13:07,999
- hand over fist.
- Yeah, yeah.
307
00:13:08,001 --> 00:13:09,158
A flag down...
308
00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:10,717
And as much as he says I ignore him,
309
00:13:10,721 --> 00:13:12,296
he ignores me just as much.
310
00:13:12,298 --> 00:13:14,464
I mean, would it kill him to
get a babysitter every once
311
00:13:14,466 --> 00:13:16,666
in a while and take me
to dinner, maybe a movie?
312
00:13:16,668 --> 00:13:17,700
It would not.
313
00:13:17,701 --> 00:13:19,969
Oh, darn. You didn't see me.
314
00:13:19,971 --> 00:13:24,475
Then you've got fourth
down, and he throws the...
315
00:13:24,479 --> 00:13:26,442
George!
316
00:13:28,179 --> 00:13:30,379
Hey.
317
00:13:30,381 --> 00:13:31,648
Paige's dad.
318
00:13:31,649 --> 00:13:34,551
Barry. Yeah, of course, I remember.
319
00:13:34,552 --> 00:13:35,985
What are you doing here?
320
00:13:35,986 --> 00:13:37,253
Uh, just, you know,
321
00:13:37,254 --> 00:13:39,506
Sheldon wanted to go
to a science lecture.
322
00:13:39,509 --> 00:13:40,523
No kidding.
323
00:13:40,524 --> 00:13:41,890
We just dropped Paige off there.
324
00:13:41,893 --> 00:13:43,893
You don't say.
325
00:13:43,894 --> 00:13:45,182
Ooh.
326
00:13:45,184 --> 00:13:47,350
Caveman stuff. I love that.
327
00:13:47,354 --> 00:13:49,639
Where are you going? It's closed.
328
00:13:49,643 --> 00:13:52,835
I can read... baby.
329
00:13:55,059 --> 00:13:57,726
Just so you know, that
won't work every time.
330
00:13:58,909 --> 00:14:01,171
You haven't, uh, seen
Linda around, have you?
331
00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:02,412
Linda.
332
00:14:03,581 --> 00:14:05,163
Your wife, Linda.
333
00:14:05,166 --> 00:14:06,950
Yeah. No.
334
00:14:06,951 --> 00:14:08,684
So what's new?
335
00:14:08,687 --> 00:14:10,285
Oh, not much.
336
00:14:10,288 --> 00:14:11,467
Hey, you like football?
337
00:14:11,471 --> 00:14:12,494
No.
338
00:14:12,496 --> 00:14:14,624
Well, you sure? It's a close game.
339
00:14:14,625 --> 00:14:18,161
Uh, no, no, I'm, uh,
more of a tennis man.
340
00:14:19,239 --> 00:14:22,431
Well, those are two very
different sports, aren't they?
341
00:14:22,433 --> 00:14:24,267
I think you've got to go outside
342
00:14:24,269 --> 00:14:26,195
and rely on somebody like...
343
00:14:26,197 --> 00:14:30,340
George... can I confide in you?
344
00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:48,953
This is oddly reminiscent
of a dinner with my family.
345
00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:50,621
You're funny.
346
00:14:50,624 --> 00:14:52,086
I know.
347
00:14:52,090 --> 00:14:54,460
My family never eats dinner together.
348
00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:55,923
Why not?
349
00:14:55,926 --> 00:14:59,398
My dad always manages to come
home from work after we're done.
350
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:03,201
Hmm. My dad never misses a meal.
351
00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:06,437
Do you think Stone Age parents
stayed together forever?
352
00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:08,673
They had to. There were no lawyers.
353
00:15:08,676 --> 00:15:10,008
What?
354
00:15:10,009 --> 00:15:11,442
That was funny.
355
00:15:11,445 --> 00:15:14,011
Right, we've established I'm funny.
356
00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:16,315
Well, I think my parents
are getting a divorce.
357
00:15:16,317 --> 00:15:17,615
Why?
358
00:15:17,618 --> 00:15:19,017
They fight all the time.
359
00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:21,153
- About what?
- Mostly me.
360
00:15:22,188 --> 00:15:24,294
Hmm. That's too bad.
361
00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:26,091
I guess I'm lucky.
362
00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:27,529
Why?
363
00:15:27,533 --> 00:15:30,130
I'm the glue that holds
our family together.
364
00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:32,898
What are you kids doing in there?
365
00:15:36,470 --> 00:15:39,365
Okay, ten cents a week for a whole year.
366
00:15:39,369 --> 00:15:42,941
I get the raccoon, and to tell
people you're my girlfriend.
367
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:46,043
15 cents a week, and if you
say hello to me in school,
368
00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:47,446
I'll say hello back.
369
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,414
Deal.
370
00:15:51,259 --> 00:15:54,943
Connie, I need to apologize.
371
00:15:54,947 --> 00:15:57,419
Oh, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
372
00:15:57,423 --> 00:15:59,390
No, I am worrying about it.
373
00:15:59,393 --> 00:16:03,028
I didn't realize that with you
and I being in a relationship,
374
00:16:03,029 --> 00:16:05,522
me wearing your dead husband's clothes
375
00:16:05,524 --> 00:16:08,366
would be emotionally
challenging for you.
376
00:16:08,369 --> 00:16:11,294
All right, apology accepted.
377
00:16:11,298 --> 00:16:12,696
Thank you.
378
00:16:16,673 --> 00:16:18,350
Are you okay?
379
00:16:21,346 --> 00:16:25,682
I guess I just didn't expect
that getting rid of my...
380
00:16:25,686 --> 00:16:29,455
my husband's stuff was
gonna hit me so hard.
381
00:16:32,091 --> 00:16:35,061
He must have been a wonderful man.
382
00:16:36,764 --> 00:16:38,363
Well, he had his moments.
383
00:16:38,365 --> 00:16:42,668
He was married to a wonderful
woman, so that says a lot.
384
00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:45,837
You're pretty wonderful yourself.
385
00:16:46,905 --> 00:16:49,206
Thank you.
386
00:16:49,210 --> 00:16:53,378
Now, let's talk about
this hula girl lamp.
387
00:16:53,379 --> 00:16:55,547
What's your best price?
388
00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:57,783
It's my gift to you.
389
00:16:57,784 --> 00:16:59,217
Nice haggle.
390
00:16:59,220 --> 00:17:01,452
Nice mullet.
391
00:17:02,793 --> 00:17:04,170
Thanks again.
392
00:17:04,173 --> 00:17:06,592
Real sorry about this.
393
00:17:06,594 --> 00:17:08,353
What were you thinking?
394
00:17:08,355 --> 00:17:09,795
I got bored.
395
00:17:09,797 --> 00:17:11,028
'Cause you're a baby.
396
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,194
What happened?
397
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:13,529
Everything's fine.
398
00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:14,978
They just wandered off.
399
00:17:14,980 --> 00:17:17,035
Hey, Linda, nice to see you.
400
00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:19,570
George, Sheldon's dad.
401
00:17:19,573 --> 00:17:21,772
Oh, sure, yes. Hi.
402
00:17:21,775 --> 00:17:25,344
Well, good to see you folks.
403
00:17:25,346 --> 00:17:27,078
Take care.
404
00:17:29,383 --> 00:17:33,050
Did you know that her
parents are getting a divorce?
405
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,119
Just keep walking. Keep walking.
406
00:17:40,126 --> 00:17:42,724
What... what is that for?
407
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:44,795
Well, can't I appreciate my wife?
408
00:17:44,798 --> 00:17:46,431
What did you do now?
409
00:17:46,432 --> 00:17:47,896
I didn't do anything.
410
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,667
Want to hear something cool?
411
00:17:49,670 --> 00:17:52,069
Sheldon skipped out of that lecture
412
00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:54,906
with that little Paige girl,
snuck into a closed exhibit.
413
00:17:54,909 --> 00:17:57,224
- You're kidding.
- True.
414
00:17:57,228 --> 00:18:00,646
Even got, uh, "arrested"
by the museum security cops.
415
00:18:00,650 --> 00:18:02,413
Why would you think that's cool?
416
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,383
Sheldon got into trouble with a girl!
417
00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:06,451
I'm bursting with pride.
418
00:18:07,988 --> 00:18:10,588
You know what? I don't
want to talk about it.
419
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:13,392
There, right there.
420
00:18:13,394 --> 00:18:15,394
That's why I love you.
421
00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:25,876
You gonna eat your beans?
422
00:18:25,878 --> 00:18:28,313
Yeah, I'm gonna eat my beans. Duh.
423
00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:29,713
What about your tots?
424
00:18:29,715 --> 00:18:31,406
- Those, too.
- Georgie!
425
00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:32,717
Just eat your own dinner.
426
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:33,750
Dad?
427
00:18:33,752 --> 00:18:35,118
Can't have my tots, either!
428
00:18:45,528 --> 00:18:51,505
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