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The following programme contains
strong language and adult humour.
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(TYPEWRITER KEYS CLATTER)
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(AIRCRAFT PASSES OVERHEAD)
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♪ CREAM: I Feel Free
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♪ I feel free
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♪ I feel free ♪
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Oh, great night!
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What are we doing now?
Getting some sleep?
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Yeah, well, Jimi,
we need to talk about next week.
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Oh, right.
-He's' tired. Come on.
-Bye, Mike.
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(GIRLS LAUGH)
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Oh, he's tired after his tour.
(GIRL LAUGHS)
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I can't wait for you to see it.
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Look.
Wow!
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It's cool, isn't it?
Handel, man! That's outta sight!
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He was a beautiful cat.
You're gonna love it.
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(DOOR CREAKS)
I'm vibed, man!
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-I know.
-If I have to play Hey Joe
one more time,
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-I'm gonna go crazy.
-Stop it!
(CHUCKLES)
Come on.
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Let's go to the Chelsea
-hotdog stand.
-Yes, yes, yes!
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-On me, is it?
-Yes!
Yeah. Thank you, diver.
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As always. (LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
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(CARRIAGE RATTLES)
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(HARPSICHORD PLAYS)
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(HORSE WHINNIES OUTSIDE)
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(MUSIC PLAYS OVER RADIO)
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And who said an album has to be
all three-minutes track?
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Yeah.
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(BIRD CHIRPS)
Ta-da! (LAUGHS)
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Wow! Ohh!
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Yeah, I got all your amps in.
(LAUGHS)
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(BIRD CHIRPS)
Wow! (LAUGHS)
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They! Who are these guys?
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I thought this one could be Wah-Wah.
Oh, I like that.
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And he's Flange.
Yeah.
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Oh!
Aw!
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There's tea and Rich Tea.
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Oh...this is good!
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Hmm.
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(CHURCH BELLS CHIME)
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(HORSE WHINNIES OUTSIDE)
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Oh, you're up.
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Don't you wish to rest
before the performance tomorrow?
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No, I'm better.
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There's so much to do.
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I...saw Mr Wyatt, sir.
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Wanting more tickets, no doubt.
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I hope you set him straight,
we're full.
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He was returning his tickets.
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Ja?!
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Perhaps he is afflicted
with the clap.
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Perhaps.
He is something of a bed swerver.
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No?
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No joy, sir?
No.
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(SIGHS)
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(BIRDS CHIRP)
We need more speakers.
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Surround ourselves with sound.
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You need sleep.
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Get away from all those people
for a bit.
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You wanna take off the guitar?
(LAUGHS)
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Well, I don't know about that.
(SIGHS)
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(SIGHS SOFTLY)
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You all right?
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It's so quiet.
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Great, isn't it?
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(BIRDS CHIRP)
A bit too quiet.
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(POP MUSIC PLAYS)
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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Oh! Lulu!
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It's just pop. The birdies like it.
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It sounds kinda declawed.
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I guess that's part of the deal.
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(RADIO OFF)
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(LAUGHS)
(CHUCKLES)
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Mmm.
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Did you order the pigeon pies
for Kitty and Goupy?
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The pies, the ham and the pudding
are all arrived.
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Such great pies!
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The pastry!
Hmm.
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Such a pity!
Yes, it is a pity, sir,
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but you'll feel better
if you abstain.
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Ja, ja...the cabbage soup.
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Emergency for the health, I know.
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And the company of good friends
will be nourishment enough.
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Damn! Is it not enough
to be old and ugly?
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But to have this itching!
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Perhaps, sir,
-I should treat the wig.
-Hmm.
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I presume a louse.
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Again?!
I'll boil it.
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(SIGHS)
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(SIGHS HEAVILY)
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(CHURCH BELLS CHIME)
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(SIGHS)
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(HARPSICHORD PLAYS)
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(MUTTERS)
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Was?! No bun!
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Even at 11?
Sir, your gout. Your hand.
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(SIGHS) Who was at the door?
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Erm, Mrs Phillips.
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She has the clap as well?
A cold.
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She can't come.
Oh, good.
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I hate people
-coughing over my music.
-Yeah.
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Miss Trotwood, Mr Cardew,
and a few more also have colds.
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Believe me, I am not an idiot.
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They cannot all have colds.
No.
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No.
Well?
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In fact, they object to you staging
The Messiah
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in a theatre with people
like Kitty Clive, actresses.
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They say it's blasphemy.
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It should be in a church
and you should cancel.
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(SIGHS) How can it be blasphemy
when it came to me
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direct from God himself.
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If this was wrong,
he would give me a sign!
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Ah.
The carrot is disgusting!
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I want proper German cake!
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(HOOVER HUMS) And Mike, man,
you know, he's all,
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"Burn the guitar. Do the teeth."
It's stupid!
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Maybe I should see a dentist.
(HOOVER HUMS)
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I think it's clean now.
Yeah.
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Well done.
(MUSIC PLAYS OVER RADIO)
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Hey, let's go shopping. Really make
the pad a place to dream and create.
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But you need to rest.
Mmm!
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Baby, we need oranges and bananas.
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Fresh fruit. Towels and linen.
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Hey, where can we go
that's really funky?
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John Lewis.
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(SIGHS)
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(MUTTERS)
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300?!
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Fuck!
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I'm ruined!
What, sir?
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Tickets returned, you idiot!
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Perhaps you could announce
-a change of programme.
-Shut up!
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Any joy with your...movement?
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Oh, leave me alone.
Yeah.
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(HE PLAYS)
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(MUSIC PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS)
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I can't believe you had to buy
your own LP.
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Do they not send you one?
Well, apparently it's mixed in mono.
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Did Mike say that?
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Melody Maker.
(TUTS)
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Let's try it on, then.
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OK.
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Hmm.
(CHUCKLES)
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It's gorgeous.
(BOTH LAUGH)
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Oh, I don't know.
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Maybe it's too Sgt Pepper.
(BOTH LAUGH)
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All right, our Kath.
(CHUCKLES)
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(LAUGHS)
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(CHUCKLES) Now you look like
Ena Sharples.
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Foxy!
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Foxy lady!
(CHUCKLES)
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(LAUGHS) Hey, wanna go out?
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No... I wanna stay in.
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(SIGHS)
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(MUSIC PLAYS)
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Maybe we should have got matching?
Shh!
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Listen.
(MUSIC SWELLS)
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This is incredible!
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It's a bit doomy.
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Well, it's righteous! Otherworldly!
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I wanna do something like this,
you know,
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with real scale and so forth.
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Stop being a clown.
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What are you talking about?
You're brilliant.
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It is brilliant!
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I'm sure of it. (LAUGHS)
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Lord, are you still there?
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Oh! Oh, oh, oh!
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Scheisse! Shite! Ohh!
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Peter!
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(SOBS)
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They're doing it again! Why?
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Sir, I'm sorry, I don't know.
(SOBS)
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Shall I cancel Kitty and Goupy?
-We could have a quiet evening.
-No.
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No, they will cheer me up.
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Of course.
(SOBS SOFTLY)
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And when the show's finished,
perhaps we should
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go for a cure at the hot springs?
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(Perhaps.)
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(CORONATION STREET THEME PLAYS)
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(HE PLAYS ALONG)
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(LAUGHS) Kathy, it's starting.
Coming.
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(DIALOGUE PLAYS QUIETLY ON TV)
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Mmm! Mash(!)
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I miss ribs.
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Baby back ribs, you know?
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So hot and tasted of home.
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Oh, for God's sake!
That took bloody ages!
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Hey, relax.
Well, if you wanted meat,
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you should've gone out for a steak.
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Or cooked.
(LAUGHS) I did vacuum.
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That doesn't take long, does it?
Actually, it does the way you do it.
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Hey, why's the phone off the hook?!
Because I took it off.
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Are you serious?!
-What possessed you, man?
-Hmm.
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So we could have a bit...of peace,
you know?
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Slag off my cooking, gripe about
-Lulu.
-Well, I need to be connected.
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(PHONE RINGS)
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Hello. Oh, hey, Mike.
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Yeah, the phone was off the hook.
I can't hear Corrie!
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Well, Kathy knocked it off.
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Well, I don't know, maybe
she wants me all to herself.
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A TV appearance?
I just got back, man.
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Lulu?
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You want us to do
Happening For Lulu? Really?
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(LAUGHS) I don't know,
I'm gonna need some time to...
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Hey, I'll call you back.
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Kathy?!
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Kathy?!
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(DOOR SLAMS / BUS BELL PINGS)
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(ENGINE IDLES)
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(AIRCRAFT PASSES OVERHEAD)
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(HORSE HOOVES CLOMP / CROW CAWS)
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(WOMAN LAUGHS)
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(LAUGHS)
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Goupy, you are wicked.
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Drawing Walpole on the potty. Look!
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I'm sorry, Kitty, it's not funny.
Yes, it is.
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Obviously, the Messiah's brilliant,
but you've upset the clergy.
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They're creating a stink.
What about changing venue?
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Why should I? It's not an opera.
There's no costumes, no frou-frou.
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Just singing God's Word!
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God is everywhere for everyone!
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Even in the playhouse.
Which is more important,
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your fortune if nobody comes,
or your reputation if they do?
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Clearly, his reputation will be
sorted by my heavenly voice.
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Of course,
I'm happy to sing more solos.
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Boring oratorios like The Messiah
in church,
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fun operas in the playhouse
with the actresses and the whores.
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Sharing my talents is neither boring
nor whoring,
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unlike your behaviour, Goupy,
which is both.
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I must write.
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The muse has seized me.
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(KNOCK AT DOOR)
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(KNOCK AT DOOR)
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All right, all right!
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(KNOCK AT DOOR / WOMAN LAUGHS)
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All right!
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I thought you were calling me back?
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Well, I didn't need to, you're here.
(LAUGHS)
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Chris is gonna take
a few publicity shots.
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We need you
to look prettier for the girls,
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cos that's where the money is.
Yeah? Right, we'll go up.
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Come on, then.
Let's crack these open. Come on.
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(CROW CAWS OUTSIDE)
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(CROW CAWS)
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(LAUGHTER) Well, you know, she
doesn't even let Maurice smoke.
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Poor little Bee Gee.
(LAUGHS)
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No wonder his voice hasn't broken.
(LAUGHS)
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Listen, Mike, man,
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I'm not so sure we should be doing
Happening For Lulu.
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What d'you mean?
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Well, I mean, is something
really happening for her?
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(LAUGHS) I don't give a shit
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if something's happening
for Lulu or not,
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what I do give a shit about
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is a car's gonna pick you up,
take you to the BBC,
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and you're going to play an agreed
song at an agreed time...
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as per the agreement.
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Three, four...five.
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(GIRLS GIGGLE)
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See...it's not hard.
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Oh, Lulu wants to do Hey Joe
as a duet.
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Hey, that doesn't sound too cool,
-man.
-Hmm. And do the teeth.
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Yeah?
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I'm kidding. (LAUGHS)
Right, come on then, girls.
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Let's do this.
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Where d'you want me? (LAUGHS)
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Oh, oh.
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She lives like this, you see.
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Look at this one!
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(LAUGHTER)
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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(LAUGHTER)
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(GIRL LAUGHS)
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(GROANS SOFTLY)
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(GROANS SOFTLY)
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYS)
Leave it wet.(SHUTTER CLICKS)
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(LAUGHS) I mean,
obviously, it's fine. (GIGGLES)
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Hmm. Take your coat off.
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(SHUTTER CLICKS)
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(SHUTTER CLICKS)
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Yeah, that's it.
Imagine you're about to...
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Yeah.
Oh, right.
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(LAUGHTER)
# The sun don't shine
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♪ The moon don't move
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♪ Child... #
(LAUGHTER)
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(SIGHS)
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(SIGHS)
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(HUMS)
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Mmm!
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♪ The moon don't move... #
Lay back for me.
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(COUGHS)
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(LAUGHS) Relax!
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(MOANS SOFTLY)
Yeah!
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I mean,
you are the one with the dong.
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(CHUCKLES)
Oh, come on, man!
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(LAUGHTER)
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(LAUGHS)
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Come on.
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:28,160
Yeah!
What planet are you from?
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She's from Dagenham
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and I'm from Planet Love.
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(LAUGHTER)
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00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:41,640
(LAUGHTER)
307
00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:45,680
(LAUGHTER)
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00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:48,000
What are you doing?!
309
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Baby!
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00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:56,800
Out!
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00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:58,920
Now. Get out!
312
00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:00,920
A pig?!
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00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:05,120
How could he do this?
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00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:08,520
Well, you were in the pantry, sir.
Could Goupy have seen?
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00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:16,440
Am I disgusting?!
316
00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:19,600
No, you're a genius!
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I love you.
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Oh!
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Ohh! (SIGHS)
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00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:30,560
Thank God!
Yes, thank God!
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(SIGHS)
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Maybe I should cancel?
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What do you think?
I don't know, sir.
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You need to rest.
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Sweet... Jesus!
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A sign...
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..I beg you!
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00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:05,080
Baby, it's work. It's not my idea.
Can we stop smoking for a minute?
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What, and get sacked? Huh?
Leave the scene and raise pigs?!
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00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:12,040
Maybe in 20 or 30 years, I might.
I'm not waiting 20 years
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to do something normal.
Jesus!
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(LAUGHS)
Lulu? God, you're such a yes man!
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00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:22,480
It's the circus,
it's what I signed up for.
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00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:25,640
Well, maybe I should've stayed
home playing backup in bars,
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but I chose the cellophane cage!
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00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:31,200
(LAUGHS) Yeah, but Lulu?
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00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:35,240
I can't deal with your juju
right now!
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(SIGHS)
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00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:10,920
Handel?!
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00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:14,040
Jesus?!
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00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:24,880
(Ja!)
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Thank you!
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(SIGHS)
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Now I know.
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Be true to yourself...
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..and your art.
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(THE MESSIAH PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS)
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(THEY PLAY IN UNISON)
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They're sing for you now the song
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that absolutely made them in this
country, Hey Joe.
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♪ Hey, Joe
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♪ I said, where you going
with that gun in your hand?
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We'd like to stop playing
this rubbish.
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00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:44,160
(JIMI PLAYS THE GUITAR
RIFF TO CREAM'S I FEEL FREE)
355
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:06,440
We're being put off the air.
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Motherfuck it!
357
00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:19,440
(APPLAUSE)
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(BEEPING)
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