All language subtitles for The.Bureau.Of.Magical.Things.S01E05.1080p.NF.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.x264-LAZY_track3_eng

This is so exciting. I used to love coming
to the museum when I was little.

I’m not sure
much would have changed.

Well, the exhibits will be different
and the tour guides.

Let’s just say I’d rather have you.

Good morning, everyone.

Good morning, Miss Ruksy.

Aw, they’re so adorable.

Aren’t you a bit old to take a tour?

You’re never too old to be amazed.

I like dinosaurs and why can’t I go
with the dinosaur lady?

Because you’re with the Fairy Group.

Those fairy wings are pathetic.

Still think they’re adorable?
Okay, everyone, in we go.

- When can we see the dinosaurs?
- Maybe afterwards.

Let’s see how we feel.

You’re about to see
some pretty amazing things.

If anyone gets scared,
they can hold my hand.

You’re weird!

- All clear.
- Is everybody ready?

- Yes, Miss Ruksy.
- Then prepare to be astonished.

I can’t see anything.

Behold, the Museum of Magic.

Aw!

These are the marvels
of the magical world.

Most are kept in the Library of Magic,
but the ones in here are special.

- Wow, look over here.
- This is awesome.

- Gets them every time.
- Wow, look at that. Wow!

-This is new.
-It’s The Cleaner.

- Over here.
- What’s so special about it?

Turn it on
and it will suck up just about anything.

- It’s watching me!
- It’s all right, Callie.

Everything is secure. It might be
a bit scary, but it can’t hurt you.

-Who wants to hear some stories?
-Me!

Me! Me!

Rip, then jump. Rip, then jump.

What is so hard about it?

This is Magic 101.

Give me a chance.

How many do you need?

It’s my first time, Imogen. I bet
you didn’t get it right your first go.

-This isn’t about me. This is about you.
-So, you found jumping hard too?

Look, Kyra, just focus.

Visualize where you want to go.
Picture yourself there.

Right. Got it.

Then rip and jump.

Okay. Kitchen, here I come.

-Well?
-I’m trying.

Have you been anywhere near the kitchen?

At least I’m getting closer
to the house now, okay?

Do you remember what a kitchen looks like?

You know, where you cook food,
where you wash the dishes.

Stop. You’re too funny.

Okay, this is way tougher
than it should be.

But you’re talented and you’re smart
and you can do it.

-Thank you.
-I was talking to myself.

The magician never knew
what he'd pull out of the hat.

Sometimes it was a rabbit.
Once it was a hippopotamus.

One time the hat pulled
the magician inside.

That’s not scary.

So you want to hear something scary, Leo?

Better than some stupid hat.

Would you like to hear
about Sir Zoltan’s armor?

I’ve never heard of him.

Sir Zoltan was a fierce warrior
who lived over 700 years ago.

This is his armor.

Doesn’t look very dangerous.

He had a sword that was rumored to be
so sharp it could cut through anything.

But when Sir Zoltan was dying,
his sword was stolen.

And with his last breath, he swore that
he would never rest until he found it.

And guess what happened then?

- What?
- What?

His spirit passed into his suit of armor

and it roamed the world for centuries,
causing mayhem.

And if anyone or anything got in its path,
do you know what would happen?

No.

No.

It destroyed them.

You can hold my hand if you like.

And here we are again.

If you’re not happy teaching me,
let Lily do it.

Professor Maxwell wants you
to master this as soon as possible.

If Lily were here, she’d still be
telling you how wonderful the day is.

-Unless of course…
-What?

We’ve reached the limits
of your abilities.

We don’t really know what a Tri-ling can
or can’t do.

Maybe you can’t jump accurately.

And maybe all I need is a bit more time
and a bit more patience.

Leave it.

Better get it. Could be important.

Hey. Got time to talk?

Is there a problem?

Just want to bounce something off you.

Bounce away.

Nothing happening here
I can’t catch up on later.

In local news, reports of an armchair
taking flight in the local park

have been explained by meteorologists
as a rare form of heat mirage.

Hello, everyone.

My name is Orla and some of you may
recognize me from my television reports.

I do.

To humans, I look just like them,
but I’m really an elf.

And my real job is working for

the Department of Magical Intervention.

The DMI captures rogue magical objects

and locks them up here
so they won’t do any harm.

If you’re lucky, some of you may end up
working for the DMI.

I hope you do. It’s an important job.

If you want to work for the DMI
you have to study very hard.

But even if you don’t end up at the DMI,

it’s the responsibility
of all magical beings

to keep magic hidden from humans.

So, if you see anything strange,
report it immediately.

Thank you for listening.

I hope you all understood Orla’s message.
If you see something, report it.

I have something to report.

Isn’t that sweet? She got the message.

Now, who wants to hear about
the Bottomless Sandpit?

-Me!
-Miss Ruksy, I have something to report!

All right, Callie.
What would you like to report?

That that’s… gone.

Everybody, stay calm. Gather round me.

- Where’s it gone?
- Don’t be scared. We know what to do.

What do we do?

First thing, find it before it gets out.

Get back in the cabinet, please.

-Be careful.
-I’m warning you! Get back!

Whoa!

-Lily?
-What?

Now might be a good time to call the DMI.

Don’t you think there's a lot
of weird things happening lately?

Definitely. You’ve worn the same shirt two
days in a row. What’s with that?

Seriously. What about that postman
that vanished. Where did he go?

Having a break probably.

He was gone for six hours
and he has no idea where.

How do you know?

I tracked him down and asked him.
He can’t remember a thing.

You shouldn’t have done that.
That’s a job for the police.

I asked your dad. He wasn’t interested.

-You asked Dad about this?
-He said I read too many comics.

Then the car horns and phones going off
at the same time.

-Peter…
-And the flying chair.

-That was a mirage.
-So, the media was saying.

-But have you ever heard of fake news?
-Peter, I’ve known you since kindergarten.

You’ve always had
an overactive imagination.

Remember that time you were convinced
you’d seen a tiny flying saucer

and you called the air force?

So, it was a Frisbee. Any eight year old
could've made that mistake.

This is different.

I’ve got to go to the bookshop.
Want to come?

Sure.

Any idea how this happened?

There’s signs of magical interference.

- Well?
- Leo’s just a little elf.

-He didn’t mean to. He got scared.
-You should've been watching them.

I was.

-She was doing a really good job, Dad.
-We’ll discuss this later, Lily.

Right now send the young ones home.
I’ll issue an alert.

We need all our people out searching.

Let me help.

I think you’ve done enough.

Rip, jump… It’s simple.

True and Kyra seems pretty smart.
Might there be another problem?

You mean me? Are you saying
I can’t teach someone to jump?

You said it was simple.
Why else wouldn’t she be getting it?

Because she’s part silly human.

Remember you weren’t always
the best jumper.

What?

When you were little
and Mum was trying to teach you.

-You ripped and completely disappeared.
-I did not.

I don’t remember that.

Finally, after searching
the whole neighborhood,

we found you at the pet store.

-That happened, like once.
-You kept doing it, too.

You kept jumping to the pet store,
obsessed with the baby rabbits.

You even named one of them Snowflake.

So what, I was a little kid
who liked rabbits. It’s no big deal.

Aw! Snowflake.

You are such a hob-goblin!

And you are such an easy mark, sis.

That’s from the Museum.
The armor’s escaped.

You go. I’ll tell the Professor.

If you see the armor, report it.

-I know.
-I mean it, Imogen. Don’t be a hero.

Me? Never.

Sir Zoltan’s armor is loose.
The DMI wants everyone searching.

You go. I’ll lock up.

I just need to pick up a comic.

-Coming in?
-I’ll be there in a sec.

What’s going on?

Peter, just in time.
I’m closing early today.

I’ll get your comic.

Here it is.

Return of the Time Nemesis, Number Six.
Taking Out the Trashman.

It’s one of my favorites.

Thanks, Max.

-The armor is a serious threat, Kyra.
-So, how can I help?

You can’t even jump! Just stay out of it.
It’s too dangerous.

But…

-I should've been keeping an eye on them.
-Don’t be hard on yourself.

-It could've happened to anyone.
-But it happened when I was in charge.

-Everybody makes mistakes.
-What do you do then?

Apologize. I send flowers too.
They always seem to help.

No. What you do is fix what you did wrong.

But that’s not what I meant!

- So, where is the armor headed?
- If we knew that we’d have found it.

-Can’t you use magic?
-Don’t you think we’ve thought of that?

-Sorry, just trying to help.
-Kyra?

You were followed.

Kyra?

You being here is so not helping.

If the suit of armor is dangerous,
don’t you need everybody you can get?

Hi there. Nice armor. Fancy dress party?

Yo! Tin man, wait up.
What’s all this about?

- Did you find it?
- No. You?

No. It was seen near the river earlier.

For all that metal,
it must be moving pretty fast.

We should let the DMI take care of this,
don’t you think?

Don’t you always say
to follow the DMI protocols?

I’m pretty sure taking on
the armor yourself isn’t in the protocols.

-Have you seen the armor?
-No. Have you?

It was seen near the river earlier.

Kyra, you shouldn’t be here.

I tried to get her to leave,
but she wouldn’t go.

Yeah, Tri-lings are really stubborn.

So, exactly how do you locate
a magical object that’s on the loose?

Protocols state our first task
is to ascertain

if the magical item
has a specific objective.

Yes, to smash everything up, which is why
we should let the DMI should handle this.

How’d it get out of the museum anyway?

It wasn’t Ruksy’s fault.
It was an accident.

Thanks, Lily.

So, it started at the museum
and it’s been seen near the river.

That’s almost a straight line.
Do you know what else is on that line?

I know what you’ve come for,
but you can’t have it.

There’s nothing for you here.
Go back to the museum!

I don’t want to resort to violence.

- Are you all right, Professor?
- Where’s the armor?

Library.

-I’m going in.
-Me, too.

What are you going to do?

-I started this. I’m going to finish it.
-Be careful.

Lily, look after Maxwell.
And you, stay here.

Are you sure about this?

No, but let’s do it before I chicken out.

If we can catch it in a crossfire,
then maybe we can immobilize it.

Sounds like a plan.

I… I’ll get him some water.

Kyra.

-I didn’t see it.
-Me either.

This place is so big it could be anywhere.

Move!

I know why it’s here.

Seems pretty obvious to me,
maximum damage.

-What aisle are we in?
-Aisle 43. Why?

I need to find The Book of Finbar.

Is this really the time to be reading?

You never know what you’ll find
in a good book.

- What’s Kyra doing?
- No idea.

Anyway, forget her.
We have some tin butt to kick.

This isn’t working! Any other ideas?

Hey! Sir Zoltan!

Is this what you want?

Sir Zoltan’s sword.

Don’t give it to him, Kyra!

He’ll destroy everything!

No!

How did you know it wouldn’t take
the sword and slice you into kebabs?

When the armor held out its hand,
I just knew it wanted its sword.

Still, it was a huge risk.

Professor Maxwell wouldn’t have told me
to get the sword

if the armor was going to hurt me.

Kyra. I didn’t mean for you
to get the sword out of the book.

-You didn’t?
-I meant you to get it out of the Library.

Oops.

Did you know Maxwell had the sword?

News to me.

Me, too.

Makes you wonder what else
he has hidden there in the library.

True. All right,
time for you to do your job.

Reports have come in of a suit of armor
on a rampage.

I've obtained this exclusive footage.

That is such a crack up.

It’s publicity for next month’s
Medieval Music Festival.

So, all you Lords and Ladies out there,
come along and enjoy the show.

That was no publicity stunt.

That armor threw me
and it never even touched me.

Um, you know…
you know that’s impossible.

All I know is, what we just saw
is not what happened.

Thanks for helping get Sir Zoltan
safely locked away again.

No problem. It’s what friends do when
a suit of armor goes on a rampage.

Yeah, but it was my fault
it escaped the museum.

I’m not sure
if they’ll ever let me work there again.

Are you kidding?
After the way you stood up to that armor,

they’ll want to promote you from
tour guide to security guard.

I’ll just be happy to get my old job back.

Where did you go when you jumped?

My kitchen.

Made it there at last.

Thanks to you.

- What you did today…
- It was pretty crazy.

Yeah, it was.

What I was going to say is that
it was stupid and reckless…

but it was gutsy.

There might be hope for you yet.