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He who flies furthest wins
biggest,
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and this year our Birdman competition
prize is big money.
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I haven't had hot water all week,
and this bath's got my name on it.
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Ohh!
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What the fuck?!
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The rose petals are a lovely touch.
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Right.
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No, no, dude. What are you doing?
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Ash, put that back inside you now.
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Aaaaargh!
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Right, I'm going back an hour.
That's how much I want first bath.
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Well, I'm going back two hours.
I'm going back a whole day.
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Look. If we had some more money,
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we could afford hot water for three
people.
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How do we get more of the monies?
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I don't know. Maybe some more work?
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No way. Out of the question.
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Ah!
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Really? Yeah.
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We already entered eight competitions
this month.
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And we won all those Femidoms.
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Win a donkey ride.
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To the postbox.
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All right, lads?
Has anyone seen my tortoise?
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Aaah!
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Ah it's all right, it's just the
turtle.
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I didn't like him anyway.
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Ah, there you are, sir.
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Can I ask a question?
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I'm living in the hallway because my
divorce is nearly final,
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and my wife is selling the flat.
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I got another flat but it's got
tenants in it and they don't pay.
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Sloman, this shell...
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Yes, it's a chocolate turtle.
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Why didn't you tell me that?
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I'm homeless, all right?
I'm crying for eight hours a day.
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You think I've got time to tell you
which animal's made of chocolate
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and which isn't? No!
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The only thing I've got left to eat
is this single sachet of ketchup.
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Excuse me, fellas.
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In you go, tears.
That's it, in you go.
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I'm trying to dry out my tears to
make home-made salt.
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And then maybe I can sell it down the
Farmer's Market.
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Do you... Do you want to stay with
us?
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Are you serious?
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Thank you.
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The saltiest tears are the tears of
happiness.
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Oh, thank you boys, thank you.
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Well, give us a hand then.
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Hop to it! Vamoosh!
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Is there a tiny cow?
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Do not open that box. Its bite might
still be infectious.
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Sloman... Hold on. I'm doing the
feeling down dog.
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Mmm.
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Ooooh!
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Oh! What is it there?
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I want to wash my eyeballs.
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Aaah!
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You've got to stretch it out when
you've been doing the dog.
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Me and the wife were in a folk duo.
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Sloman and Sloman. Huh.
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We went east.
Everyone went east, man.
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Got into some really serious
Japanese shit. Yeah.
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Then one day I lost her respect.
It was a real hammer blow.
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Really knocked me off my feet.
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We got accepted to the Birdman
competition, and it's tomorrow.
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Is the prize better than a donkey?
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Just a bit. �10,000. We could buy a
swimming pool of hot water.
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Woo-hoo!
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Just chocolate right?
Does it taste like caramel?
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Urgh, no!
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Well, in that case it's a terrapin.
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Terrapin made of salted peanuts.
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Buy some normal snacks!
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Is he sleep crying?
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He's got to go.
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Fucking hell.
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Aaah! The tears will never stop.
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I'll never get my wife back.
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Look, Zoe broke my heart,
but I moved on.
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As they say, there's plenty more
fish. Listen.
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? Heartbreak isn't easy... ?
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Aaah!
I've been there once before...
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A sad song!
She held your heart so tender...
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It's in the minor key!
Then tossed it to the floor...
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She...
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Sloman! My boy Stef is right.
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There be so many fish in the sea.
So many fish!
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What is he on about? I don't...
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De ocean is full of scales
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Crabs, dolphins and sharks and
whales
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No worry, we won't run dry
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The ocean's extremely wide
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We're kind of losing the point of
this
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You need to forget the girl that
you miss
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Think of the women you haven't met
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Blah de-de blah de blah,
the ocean's wet.
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Heartbreak isn't easy
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I've been there once before
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She held your heart so tender
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? And then tossed it to the floor...
?
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She stabs you with a dagger
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Made of hatred and remorse
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Then spits up putrid anger
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On your burning rotting corpse
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Plenty more fish in the sea
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There's plenty more fish in the sea
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Go on it's not bad
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It's just a fad
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Plenty more fish in the blue sea
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If you're miserable inside
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There's plenty more girls to
stand by your side
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Don't live in famine, plaice,
cod and salmon
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All that you wish
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? There's plenty more fish... ?
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Guys, guys, you don't understand.
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When I say fish, I mean girls, not
actual fish.
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Ah-ha, I get you.
That makes sense now.
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Like this...
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? There's millions of nice
females... ? Right.
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? Big boobies and scaly tails... ?
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No.
They live in a seashell shack
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Heartbreak isn't easy
And a lovely rack.
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Her dad forbids her to leave the
sea
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Although she manages finally
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? To marry the prince and live
happily... ?
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How can this be helping? That's just
the plot of the Little Mermaid.
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Plenty more fish in the sea
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There's plenty more fish in the sea
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Global warming's not bad
It's just a fad
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Plenty more fish in the blue sea
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If you're miserable in here
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There's plenty more girls to
wipe up the tears
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There won't be a drought, skate,
hake and trout
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All that you wish
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There's plenty more fish
And chips
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? And saveloys
? Fish. ?
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Oh, no.
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No, it's no good.
Only my wife will do.
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She's coming round tomorrow.
How can I get her back?
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I'll do anything.
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Sloman, if we help you,
will you stop the crying
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and the screaming, and buy some more
restrictive underwear?
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Well, I'm not promising anything.
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Huh. Birds. I bet they're
all in happy relationships.
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The Birdman competition is tomorrow.
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We've only got until then to unlock
the secrets of flight.
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Any ideas?
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Right, let's see how it works.
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Sloman, you want to win your wife
back?
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You've got to get inside her head,
but not literally.
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It's full of brains and that, so.
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Wooooooooo!
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With negging, you insult her a bit.
Makes her feel defensive.
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Then, she wants to prove herself,
and ka-bam!
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She's out for the count.
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Watch, as I throw my smouldering
sex gaze, huh?
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You all right, Ash? You're
squinting.
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Am I? Maybe your eyes don't work.
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Right then. Can I help you?
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The little lady needs some help.
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No. Can I, that's me, help you?
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You would be the recipient of the
help.
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I bet you say that to all the guys.
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Your hair's seen better days
and that. Yeah.
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Oh, this has been fun Ash.
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But even more fun are complex
quadratic equations,
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so I'm just going to...
Yeah, cool. Cool.
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I'll see you later, yeah?
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And that's how you seduce a lady my
friend. Yeah!
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She seemed indifferent.
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Which is how I know she likes me.
Right.
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Give up your secrets!
I too dream of flight.
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Wooooo-eeee, I can fly!
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Aah!
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It's the water bill.
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Is it a lot?
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A big lot.
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But to be fair,
it has rained a lot recently.
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We need that prize money.
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Working on it, dude.
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Sloman, if you want to get your wife
back
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you're going to have to
follow my orders.
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Now roll that dough.
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Harder. The dough is her strong
dislike of you.
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Pummel it flat.
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Now the tomatoes. Smear your love
over her flattened hatred.
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Now cheese.
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Urgh.
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Ah.
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Ah, boom. Argh.
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I feel fitter. I feel stronger,
Dru. I feel magnificent.
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Slice it. Ah, no knives.
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With your bare hands.
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Ah.
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Hi ya he hi hi hi.
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You are ready.
To face my wife?
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To make another pizza. Can't build
this on an empty stomach.
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It's even got a beer can holder.
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Cool. You're still going to drown.
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If by drown you mean
soar above the clouds.
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No, I mean
sink beneath the waves.
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Girls can't fly. Because you smell.
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Ah, stop negging me, Ash.
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Psst, Stef, over here.
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Listen, Ash has taught me
mind skills.
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Dru has rebuilt me physically.
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But I need you to teach me
how to roll with the punches.
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Why don't you try
out a few lines on Ronnie?
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You know, build your confidence?
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Ah. Aye aye captain.
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Your tits are very small.
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Ah, what've I done?
Apologise.
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Oh, yeah, I'm sorry you've got small
tits. Ash.
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All right, all right.
Maybe negging's not the way to go?
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So are we giving him
a make over or what?
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Let's have a look at your wardrobe.
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Ah, great memories.
Wore that on my honeymoon.
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Ah, even greater memories.
Wore that on my wedding day.
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Know what this calls for?
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Shopping trip.
I don't know where that comes from.
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Guys, we need to leave if we're going
to make the flying competition.
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Sloman, how's it going?
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Ladies, gentlemen.
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I feel good. I feel strong.
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I think I'm ready to
get my wife back.
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Speak of the devil.
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Sloman.
I'm free to meet this evening.
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If that suits you?
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Of course, my wonderful wife.
I'll book a venue.
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Ah! I can't do it on my own.
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Please, come with me, please.
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Look, ten grand is at stake.
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We could lick the face of Zeus.
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No, Sloman needs us. We promised.
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Oh, fucking hell.
Not again.
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No, don't try and stop me.
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I want to be toast.
I want to die.
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Sloman.
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You sure you want to
take your wife to the bingo hall?
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Yeah. We'll need the space.
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It's time to face my wife,
and get her back.
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Not too late to book
a romantic restaurant.
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Duh! You can't punch
someone in a restaurant, Stef.
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You're here to meet your wife.
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Yes. Meet her in mortal combat,
in the ring.
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But all this time you've been saying
you want to get her back?
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That's right.
Ever since that day in Japan.
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Let's do this.
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Ah! Ha. Ha.
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It's just like I told you.
A real hammer blow.
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Really knocked me off my feet.
253
00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:57,053
Your form is weak. You've lost my
respect. Divorce, please.
254
00:15:57,773 --> 00:16:01,532
And now, I'm going to get her back.
255
00:16:01,533 --> 00:16:04,652
Oh, get her back.
256
00:16:04,653 --> 00:16:08,653
Wait, that's a lot worse than
we thought.
257
00:16:29,013 --> 00:16:33,013
Sloman's going to die.
258
00:16:42,133 --> 00:16:46,133
Hope you like pain?
259
00:16:54,173 --> 00:16:58,173
First blood wins.
260
00:16:59,613 --> 00:17:03,613
Hey, lee, nee, yay.
261
00:17:07,173 --> 00:17:11,173
Ah! Argh.
262
00:17:20,813 --> 00:17:23,372
It's the clash of the titans,
masked vigilante
263
00:17:23,373 --> 00:17:25,012
Looking camper than Brighton
264
00:17:25,013 --> 00:17:27,972
Magic like I'm Dynamo,
12 inches like a Domino's
265
00:17:27,973 --> 00:17:29,572
Top level, you're a bungalow
266
00:17:29,573 --> 00:17:32,452
Put a cape on a garden rake
Superman that hoe
267
00:17:32,453 --> 00:17:34,572
No superpowers just
a really big cock
268
00:17:34,573 --> 00:17:37,812
That I found in my garden
cos it flew from the flock
269
00:17:37,813 --> 00:17:39,772
Meow! Goes the pussy
270
00:17:39,773 --> 00:17:41,452
The only pussy that you'll ever
get
271
00:17:41,453 --> 00:17:43,732
If you lock it outside, pussy wet
272
00:17:43,733 --> 00:17:46,652
You know they back mo'fuckers
273
00:17:46,653 --> 00:17:49,052
Oh, God they back mo'fuckers
274
00:17:49,053 --> 00:17:52,332
They made their own word
motherfuckers
275
00:17:52,333 --> 00:17:55,092
We call it
swaggerliciousyolohelladopeness
276
00:17:55,093 --> 00:17:57,572
We call it
swaggerliciousyolohelladopeness
277
00:17:57,573 --> 00:18:00,132
We call it
swaggerliciousyolohelladopeness
278
00:18:00,133 --> 00:18:03,092
Even though the words are
atrociously hopeless
279
00:18:03,093 --> 00:18:05,972
? We call it
swaggerliciousyolohelladopeness. ?
280
00:18:05,973 --> 00:18:09,492
That was too easy.
281
00:18:09,493 --> 00:18:12,692
Yay. I finally got my wife
back.
282
00:18:12,693 --> 00:18:16,452
I finally... what?
283
00:18:16,453 --> 00:18:18,252
Oh, shit.
284
00:18:18,253 --> 00:18:21,012
Yo, hit 'em with that hashtag rap
285
00:18:21,013 --> 00:18:23,292
Three amigos with a great look,
Hansen
286
00:18:23,293 --> 00:18:26,172
We're turning into a cult,
bitch, Manson
287
00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:28,772
Strum yourself with the light out,
mandolin
288
00:18:28,773 --> 00:18:32,092
Diarrhoea leaves you like an Xbox,
whirlwind
289
00:18:32,093 --> 00:18:35,012
My mouth gets me in a pickle,
Branston
290
00:18:35,013 --> 00:18:37,692
And that's why I'm still a virgin,
Branson
291
00:18:37,693 --> 00:18:40,532
Still photogenic with no filter,
Mayfair
292
00:18:40,533 --> 00:18:43,332
Drop off my kids in your mouth,
Daycare
293
00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:46,052
You know they back mo'fuckers
294
00:18:46,053 --> 00:18:48,892
? Oh, God they back mo'fuckers. ?
295
00:18:48,893 --> 00:18:50,572
God you're sexy.
296
00:18:50,573 --> 00:18:54,573
Ah, what you doing? No, no, no,
anything but that.
297
00:18:59,253 --> 00:19:03,253
Boys, you got to help me.
She's suffocating me with her tits.
298
00:19:03,413 --> 00:19:06,332
We call it
swaggerliciousyolohelladopeness
299
00:19:06,333 --> 00:19:09,172
We call it
swaggerliciousyolohelladopeness
300
00:19:09,173 --> 00:19:11,412
Even though the words are
atrociously hopeless
301
00:19:11,413 --> 00:19:14,972
? We call it
swaggerliciousyolohelladopeness. ?
302
00:19:14,973 --> 00:19:18,492
My repertoire is growing.
Knead the pizza.
303
00:19:18,493 --> 00:19:22,493
On goes the tomato sauce.
Slice the pizza.
304
00:19:23,653 --> 00:19:25,412
Have you oiled up yet?
305
00:19:25,413 --> 00:19:27,212
Of course I have.
306
00:19:27,213 --> 00:19:29,292
By the way,
your hair's seen better days.
307
00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:33,293
But I use conditioner. Another slice.
Boom.
308
00:19:40,253 --> 00:19:43,012
Moving double
speed like we're on a travelator
309
00:19:43,013 --> 00:19:45,732
We said that we'd be back
now we're here, Terminator.
310
00:19:45,733 --> 00:19:48,532
The dope's in our genes
and I don't mean the Levi's
311
00:19:48,533 --> 00:19:51,652
We're riding on the track with no
helmet, Circumcised.
312
00:19:51,653 --> 00:19:54,292
Killing it like samurais,
still doing it when we're 45
313
00:19:54,293 --> 00:19:57,292
We got more honeys than
a motherfucking beehive
314
00:19:57,293 --> 00:20:00,012
Frosty like an
Eskimo, Lion King Mufasa though
315
00:20:00,013 --> 00:20:03,252
Crooked teeth in need of dental,
minty fresh we fucking menthol
316
00:20:03,253 --> 00:20:05,612
You know they back mo'fuckers
317
00:20:05,613 --> 00:20:08,212
Oh, God they back mo'fuckers
318
00:20:08,213 --> 00:20:10,892
They made
their own word motherfuckers
319
00:20:10,893 --> 00:20:14,532
It's
uberswaggerliciousyolohelladopeness
320
00:20:14,533 --> 00:20:17,252
We call it
swaggerliciousyolohelladopeness
321
00:20:17,253 --> 00:20:19,612
We call it
swaggerliciousyolohelladopeness
322
00:20:19,613 --> 00:20:22,652
Even though the words are
atrociously hopeless
323
00:20:22,653 --> 00:20:25,972
We call it
swaggerliciousyolohelladopeness.
324
00:20:25,973 --> 00:20:29,973
? That ain't a sandwich,
that's a wrap. ?
325
00:20:31,253 --> 00:20:35,253
Your beauty routine is weak.
326
00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:39,693
I don't think so. I've just had my
nails done.
327
00:20:39,893 --> 00:20:43,893
Argh.
328
00:20:44,813 --> 00:20:48,813
My ketchup sachet is... alright
actually.
329
00:20:49,573 --> 00:20:52,612
Must be my blood. Phew. First blood.
330
00:20:52,613 --> 00:20:56,613
I win. Oh, fair do's.
331
00:21:02,333 --> 00:21:04,732
Your technique is greatly improved.
332
00:21:04,733 --> 00:21:08,733
That thing about my hair made me
want to prove myself.
333
00:21:10,373 --> 00:21:13,452
Keep the flat. Just give me the rent
on the other place.
334
00:21:13,453 --> 00:21:15,892
Yeah, get your tenants to pay up,
mate.
335
00:21:15,893 --> 00:21:19,893
OK. Boys, you owe me a shitload of
rent.
336
00:21:21,893 --> 00:21:23,092
You're our landlord?
337
00:21:23,093 --> 00:21:26,052
Well, if you'd only open your post.
338
00:21:26,053 --> 00:21:28,772
I was going to say something before,
but I was too shy.
339
00:21:28,773 --> 00:21:32,773
But thanks to you guys I've really
got my confidence back.
340
00:21:32,933 --> 00:21:35,132
And we missed the Birdman
competition. 7pm.
341
00:21:35,133 --> 00:21:37,572
It's all over.
342
00:21:37,573 --> 00:21:40,692
It's only just gone 5:00. We reset
our watches to get the first bath.
343
00:21:40,693 --> 00:21:41,852
We can still make it.
344
00:21:41,853 --> 00:21:44,812
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
345
00:21:44,813 --> 00:21:46,652
I don't know where that comes from.
Oh.
346
00:21:46,653 --> 00:21:50,653
I think it's all the make overs.
Let's go.
347
00:21:51,573 --> 00:21:54,252
Quick goodbye screw?
348
00:21:54,253 --> 00:21:57,292
Welcome to the 2014
Birdman competition.
349
00:21:57,293 --> 00:22:01,293
Where each of our entrants has
the chance to win �10,000.
350
00:22:02,893 --> 00:22:06,452
Ah. Time to share the bath.
The ultimate bath.
351
00:22:06,453 --> 00:22:08,372
The ocean.
352
00:22:08,373 --> 00:22:09,892
Not going to happen, dude.
353
00:22:09,893 --> 00:22:12,492
This baby's going to
fly like a custard pie.
354
00:22:12,493 --> 00:22:15,492
Well, let's just try and get 5m,
that'd win us third place.
355
00:22:15,493 --> 00:22:18,732
Stef man, you got to believe.
356
00:22:18,733 --> 00:22:22,212
Next to take flight,
we have The Midnight Beast.
357
00:22:22,213 --> 00:22:25,332
All right Dru, push it.
358
00:22:25,333 --> 00:22:29,333
Believe.
359
00:22:30,693 --> 00:22:32,652
Yes, fucking yes.
360
00:22:32,653 --> 00:22:34,132
How is this even possible?
361
00:22:34,133 --> 00:22:37,292
Woo hoo. Yeah.
362
00:22:37,293 --> 00:22:40,252
Third place. Not bad.
363
00:22:40,253 --> 00:22:41,812
And we won a donkey ride.
364
00:22:41,813 --> 00:22:45,692
Should we wake him up? Already got
a concussion when we hit the water.
365
00:22:45,693 --> 00:22:49,572
Let him dream Stef. Let him dream.
Wake up Dru.
366
00:22:49,573 --> 00:22:52,332
You've been asleep
and it's your turn to fly it.
367
00:22:52,333 --> 00:22:56,333
Yes, fucking yes. Whee!
368
00:22:56,383 --> 00:23:00,933
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