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Oh, my God! I love you people.
You're so cool!
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So, guys, what do you wanna do?
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Pillow fight!
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Yeah!
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Pillow fight! Whoo-hoo!
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How did Jenny get a reality show
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before her first single
was even released?
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Jenny may be
a superstar in the making,
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but behind the scenes, she's
just an ordinary girl like you.
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Hi, Brad. You're an asshole!
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She's a bit shit,
but I'd kill for her sales, man.
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When are we gonna get a TV show?
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Or a pay cheque. We're down
to living off fruit and veg.
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Boys, boys!
Underneath all that bullshit,
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what's Jenny got that you haven't?
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Jenny is launching
her new single Ready To Blow
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with her very own
Jenny-branded cola drink.
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Are you tired
of your usual cola?
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Try my Blow instead.
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Ah!
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Ah! It feels so good inside me!
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I want that bike, Chevy.
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Personally,
I don't think the colour suits you.
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I wanna be that can of cola
gushing down her neck.
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But that's never gonna happen,
cos Jenny's a lesbian.
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I met her last month.
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So, are you into tennis?
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What? Yeah, it's OK.
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Have you ever played with two balls?
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Please just go away.
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OK. Sure.
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Bzz, bzz. Update!
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What's this?
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It's a text from one of
the orphans I helped out recently.
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Oh, he's so cute.
He says he loves me.
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I'm quite amazed he can text,
to be honest. He's heavily disabled.
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Number one, you're disgusting.
Two, you're lame.
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Three, I am way out of your league.
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Four, pretty much every woman
is out of your league.
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So just step aside, dick-face.
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Mossa def.
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I hate it when you talk.
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? I'm at a party, I'm a girl machine
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? I'm gonna have s-sex with them all
If you know what I mean
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? It's like a sweet sixteen
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? But the girls are 18
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? And I can't wait to peel 'em
like a tangerine
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? I'm gonna go-go down on 'em
like a submarine
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? Submarines are fun!
Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!
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? I-I-I-I walk to a hottie
and turn on my charm
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? But before I can start
I hear a rape alarm
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? It's going... ?
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? I can't feel my ears, I think
they're bleeding from the... ?
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? I can't work out why
the girls are screaming
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? I'm the best-looking boy
in the world
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? Oh, wait, I bet
she likes kissing girls
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? If a girl won't come round
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? She must be a lesbian
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? Or turns me down
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? She must be a lesbian
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? If she doesn't fancy me
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? Well
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? Well
She must bat for the other team
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? She's a lesbian
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? Take two, it's my rapping debut
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? I'm having trouble tryin' to find
a better girl to pursue
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? I'm like a fire truck
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? What? Full of muscly guys?
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? I meant a pun
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? Where I'd compare
the hose to my... ?
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? ..size
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? And then I see her
and I start feeling sick
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? I say, "My name is Pogo
You wanna jump on my stick?"
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? Boing!
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? I woo her with my words
Ask if I can poker face
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? She doesn't see the funny side
and sprays my face with Mace
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? If a girl won't come round
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? She must be a lesbian
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? Or turns me down
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? She must be a lesbian
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? If she don't like me
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? She must be a lesbian
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? I'll let her down lightly
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? She must be a lesbian
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? If a girl won't kiss
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? She's taking the piss
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? Or get down with this
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? I can't believe it
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? If she don't give me the eye
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? Wey-oh
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? She must drive on the other side
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? She's a lesbian
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? It-it's your birthday!
You go, girl!
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? What's your name?
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? I like your... shoes
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? We are two boys
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? And we're looking for two girls
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? They are two girls
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? Let's talk to the girls
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? How are you? What's your name?
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? I try to talk but I just came
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? In my pants, I am sad
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? Chatting up girls is really rad
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? Les-lesbian
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? She's a... That girl
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? She must be a lesbian
She's a lesbian
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? Les-lesbian
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? She's a... That girl
She must be a lesbian
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? She's a lesbian. ?
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Yeah, I like it, guys. Oh, my God!
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We should totally make
a song out of this!
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I want her so badly.
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So, there's our wish list, Chevy.
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Mics for Dru, lesbians for Ash, and
I'd settle for just one paid gig.
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Can you at least
manage the last one?
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Easy, Stef! Good times
are just round the corner.
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It's a long fucking corner.
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Helping Jenny
navigate her amazing success
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is her friend and manager,
Jay Chitole.
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? Slowly to the floor
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? DJ, turn this track up more... ?
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Oh!
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Can we get a bit lower here?
Can you pull that down a little bit?
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- Just a touch. There you go.
- Then you see my bra. Is that OK?
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Yeah, sure, a little peep.
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You wouldn't want a greased turd
like that looking after you, would you? Would you?
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Hm. No.
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You're already in a band.
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Got a fan base? Twitter?
Have you got an iPhone app?
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We've got more hits on YouTube
than that monkey.
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What monkey?
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You know.
The one that pisses in his own mouth.
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You're primetime.
You're a moneymaker. I feel that.
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Put it down.
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So, what's your dream?
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I want more stuff, as well as money.
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Well, you're in the money zone now.
Let's get you signed up.
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You're the leader of the band, yeah?
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Yes.
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Come on, guys.
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I can't believe it, man.
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This is really cool of you, dude.
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You just found 100 quid?
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Yep, and I'm spending
every penny on you guys.
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Now, let's go out
for at least three hours.
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Amazing.
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You heard about the bedbugs, then?
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I've got a live TV show to mix.
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If you let me use your flat,
I'll give you some cash.
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Mm. If you pay my alimony
for the month, yeah.
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I'll sleep in the bathroom.
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You're always wet, Arial!
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So wet! Ah!
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Ah.
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Ah, dear God, Ash!
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It's like he's trying
to beat it to death.
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Ah! Ah!
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? Learn the steps
for the tap-dancing rap... ?
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Ooh. Is this really going on TV?
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Yeah, it's live.
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Ride the... Mary!
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Ouch.
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Mary, the spoon is full of sugar!
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Give me your sugar, Mary!
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How does he... how does he do that?
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Hi, is that the STD helpline? Yeah.
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I just wanted to ask, do crabs
look like actual crabs, or...?
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Mary, your sugar! Chim chim cher-oo!
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Oh! Oh! Oh! And one, two...
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Ooh. Uh-oh. Bah-bam-bam-bam-bam.
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'Don't wave
at the camera, Dru.'
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These shows run off
romance and arguments,
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so fucking give us something.
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Morning, mate.
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Oh, fuck you!
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What?
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I'm angry!
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Why?
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I think you know why!
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There you go.
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Seriously, man, I honestly don't.
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Has Ash got a girl over?
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I don't think so.
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Ideally, he should be
having sex right now.
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Right. I'm gonna go back to bed.
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- What? No!
- Maybe you should have a lie-down.
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Let's have a topless argument.
Come on!
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Come back and fight like a man,
you cock!
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Is it cos you're hiding
that you're gay or something?
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Fucking wanker.
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Ash, there's a girl for you!
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Yeah, that's more like it. Harder.
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Oh, hey, Ash.
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Can I... come in?
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Yeah. I mean, sure, you can come in.
I should put some clothes on.
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I think that...
is a good look for you.
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I was so sure.
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About what?
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What do you think of girls?
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Well, I love all my fans,
male and female,
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and I just feel really lucky right
now to be part of their lives,
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with my new single Ready To Blow
out on Monday.
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Tea?
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Sure!
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Yo, Jenny.
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Good of you to cross over... pop in.
Whatever.
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I really like your stuff, guys.
You are gonna be huge.
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Jenny, really random thought.
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Why don't you show us
your new music video?
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Oh, my God. I'd love to, Dru!
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Oh! I have it right here on DVD.
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No way!
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Oh. I need to put my trousers on.
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Oh, hey, Stef. I was just saying,
my DVD is out on Monday.
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What are you doing in our crap flat?
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What are you doing in our crap flat?
Here we go, Stef.
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Are you ready for me to blow?
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? Ready to blow
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? Wake up in the evening
Getting ready to go
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? Speed-dial my girlies, grab a beer
They can never say no
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? Put on my make-up and my eyesies
as we turn off the light
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? Because e-e-everybody knows
Jenny's queen of the night
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? I'm rock and roll at heart
Music's tearing me apart
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? I'm always on my feet
Baby, I'm crazy for the beat
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? I'm a slave to the floor
DJ, turn this track up more
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? If you don't have
this much swagger
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? Your name won't be on the door
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? I'm...
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? Ready to roll, r-r-ready to roll
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? You lock one slot
It's about to explode
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? Ready to roll, r-r-ready to roll
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? Baby, I'm here
Sit back and enjoy the show
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? Ready to roll, r-r-ready to roll
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? You lock one slot
Gonna blow your load
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? Ready to roll, r-r-ready to roll
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? I've got my knickers in a twist,
baby, don't you know?
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? Go hard or go home
Never end it in tears
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? Cos we take pleasure in our
leisure and our leisure is here
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? Yeah, we act like it's our
birthday almost every night
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? We always party, always dancing
till we see the sunshine
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? I'm...
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? Ready to roll, r-r-ready to roll
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? You lock one slot
it's about to explode
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? Ready to roll, r-r-ready to roll
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? Baby, I'm here
Sit back and enjoy the show
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? Ready to roll, r-r-ready to roll
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? You lock one slot
Gonna blow your load
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? Ready to roll, ready to roll... ?
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There you go.
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? Got my knickers in a twist... ?
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00:11:03,180 --> 00:11:05,899
Boom!
252
00:11:05,900 --> 00:11:09,899
Oh!
253
00:11:09,900 --> 00:11:11,339
? Ready to blow
254
00:11:11,340 --> 00:11:13,099
? Yeah
255
00:11:13,100 --> 00:11:17,059
? Blow! Blow! Blow!
256
00:11:17,060 --> 00:11:20,219
? I'm ready to blow. ?
257
00:11:20,220 --> 00:11:23,339
Well, that's the end
of that old thing!
258
00:11:23,340 --> 00:11:27,339
We're on TV.
No, you're not.
259
00:11:28,580 --> 00:11:30,859
Is that CCTV?
260
00:11:30,860 --> 00:11:34,859
Er... hey, Beasts! Blow you later!
261
00:11:36,020 --> 00:11:39,219
Are we in The Matrix?
262
00:11:39,220 --> 00:11:41,779
Now join Stef and Ash,
263
00:11:41,780 --> 00:11:45,379
whose romance with Jenny is driving
fans wild,
264
00:11:45,380 --> 00:11:49,099
and, of course, band leader Dru,
as they build up to the release
265
00:11:49,100 --> 00:11:53,099
of their first hit single
on Jay Chitole Records.
266
00:11:56,349 --> 00:11:57,508
Why are we on TV?
267
00:11:57,509 --> 00:11:59,708
Let's just try it this way.
We'll get food and stuff.
268
00:11:59,709 --> 00:12:03,308
Food and stuff.
It's a rock-and-roll dream.
269
00:12:03,309 --> 00:12:06,948
First order of business, you'll
have to lip-synch your new single.
270
00:12:06,949 --> 00:12:07,948
But I write our music.
271
00:12:08,989 --> 00:12:10,948
Your single was written
in Sweden two days ago
272
00:12:10,949 --> 00:12:14,948
and delivered to me by a demigod
who enjoys saunas and athletic sex.
273
00:12:16,589 --> 00:12:19,228
The system works, Stef.
Don't fight me on this.
274
00:12:19,229 --> 00:12:21,948
We're gonna launch your single
with a live video.
275
00:12:21,949 --> 00:12:24,468
I'm talking fireworks,
I'm talking pianos.
276
00:12:24,469 --> 00:12:26,828
I'm gonna force the universe
to fall in love with you, >
277
00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:30,828
even if I have to rape every planet
in the solar system to get there.
278
00:12:30,829 --> 00:12:32,538
That's how I roll.
279
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:43,479
We're the Midnight Beast
and we're with Chitole Music.
280
00:12:43,528 --> 00:12:47,527
Chitole coming at ya. Watch out.
281
00:12:49,158 --> 00:12:50,997
Well, I read the contract.
282
00:12:50,998 --> 00:12:53,357
You'll be pleased to know
I'm no longer allowed to write
283
00:12:53,358 --> 00:12:56,397
or even listen to any music
without Chitole's approval.
284
00:12:56,398 --> 00:12:58,357
Don't sweat it. We're stars now.
285
00:12:58,358 --> 00:12:59,677
Yeah, nothing bad
happens to famous people.
286
00:13:00,998 --> 00:13:04,997
Pizza girl!
287
00:13:07,478 --> 00:13:09,877
Oh, dear God.
288
00:13:09,878 --> 00:13:13,077
What madness is this?
289
00:13:17,238 --> 00:13:18,597
Jay Chitole.
290
00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:20,877
Yeah, Jay.
Look, my pizza's gone wrong.
291
00:13:20,878 --> 00:13:23,277
Page one, bitches.
You're stars now. You're dieting.
292
00:13:23,278 --> 00:13:27,277
You've gotta look
after yourselves, fat boys.
293
00:13:28,478 --> 00:13:32,477
This is freaking me out, man.
294
00:13:32,718 --> 00:13:35,317
Er... excuse me, Chuckles.
I wanna see my boyfriend.
295
00:13:35,318 --> 00:13:38,637
Girlfriends are bad for ratings.
Sorry, lady, Stef's single now.
296
00:13:38,638 --> 00:13:39,677
Just let me in.
297
00:13:39,678 --> 00:13:42,237
I advise you to leave.
298
00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:44,437
Hey, Zoe, what's going down?
299
00:13:44,438 --> 00:13:46,637
Sloman, have you gone crazy as well?
300
00:13:46,638 --> 00:13:49,237
Erm... they've asked me
to wear this bag on my head
301
00:13:49,238 --> 00:13:51,397
anywhere outside my flat.
302
00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:54,317
Apparently,
I'm depressing to look at.
303
00:13:54,318 --> 00:13:57,477
Stef, get out here!
304
00:13:57,478 --> 00:13:59,397
Hi. Hey.
305
00:13:59,398 --> 00:14:02,357
Hello. Which is Stef?
306
00:14:02,358 --> 00:14:03,677
Um... that's me.
307
00:14:03,678 --> 00:14:06,237
Ah, I am Bjorn.
I am here to give you a new song.
308
00:14:06,238 --> 00:14:09,757
Take you in the more Swedish
direction for your new live video.
309
00:14:09,758 --> 00:14:11,917
Move. Ash, can we have you
in the bedroom, please?
310
00:14:11,918 --> 00:14:14,037
We've got shots of your romance
with Jenny to cover.
311
00:14:14,038 --> 00:14:15,997
Sweet.
312
00:14:15,998 --> 00:14:18,397
Come, we go studio, ja?
I move things.
313
00:14:18,398 --> 00:14:19,757
Time for some Tambourine Marine.
314
00:14:19,758 --> 00:14:22,117
'No Xbox games, Dru.
315
00:14:22,118 --> 00:14:23,917
'We can't get clearance
to show it on TV.'
316
00:14:23,918 --> 00:14:27,277
What? Well, what can I play?
317
00:14:27,278 --> 00:14:29,797
'You can watch
the Jenny video again.'
318
00:14:29,798 --> 00:14:31,597
No!
319
00:14:31,598 --> 00:14:34,397
Are we gonna do this
with the cameras running?
320
00:14:35,438 --> 00:14:36,757
Such a dumbass.
321
00:14:36,758 --> 00:14:39,237
OK, dickhead, do as I say.
322
00:14:39,238 --> 00:14:41,757
Put your hands on my face.
323
00:14:41,758 --> 00:14:45,757
OK, now I'm gonna
head-butt you six times.
324
00:14:47,398 --> 00:14:51,397
Move your head, asshole.
325
00:14:55,598 --> 00:14:58,317
Oh, Ash.
326
00:14:58,318 --> 00:15:01,317
You are so masterful.
327
00:15:01,318 --> 00:15:03,077
Ew.
328
00:15:03,078 --> 00:15:05,117
OK, well, that's all I need.
329
00:15:05,118 --> 00:15:07,597
I will see you next week.
330
00:15:07,598 --> 00:15:09,557
Where are you going?
331
00:15:09,558 --> 00:15:13,037
I have a date with
my real lover, Joe.
332
00:15:13,038 --> 00:15:15,917
Is that Joe spelt with an E
or Jo spelt like the girl's name?
333
00:15:15,918 --> 00:15:19,917
Oh, bite me, Ash.
334
00:15:22,718 --> 00:15:26,557
Yeah, Stef? Something like this?
335
00:15:26,558 --> 00:15:28,717
This is how we do it, dude. Ha-ha.
336
00:15:28,718 --> 00:15:31,877
Yo, yo, yo, to the... heeh-heeh!
337
00:15:31,878 --> 00:15:34,477
Philip, man! I'm happy to see you!
338
00:15:34,478 --> 00:15:36,437
Who the fuck are you, Philip?
339
00:15:36,438 --> 00:15:39,277
? This is how I'm rolling, Philip
and the Beast keep bowling... ?
340
00:15:39,278 --> 00:15:40,797
More harpsichord.
341
00:15:40,798 --> 00:15:42,957
? Rolling, Philip and the beast
are flowing... ?
342
00:15:42,958 --> 00:15:46,677
Sorry, one sec. Nice to meet you,
Philip. In what way are we bowling?
343
00:15:46,678 --> 00:15:49,117
Dru's been voted out. Philip's in.
344
00:15:49,118 --> 00:15:50,757
The beautiful public have decided.
345
00:15:50,758 --> 00:15:51,837
Right.
346
00:15:51,838 --> 00:15:52,717
Er, what vote?
347
00:15:52,718 --> 00:15:54,677
It's standard practice, dude.
348
00:15:54,678 --> 00:15:57,437
The audience vote.
They let my boys in.
349
00:15:57,438 --> 00:15:58,117
Yeah, man!
350
00:15:58,118 --> 00:16:00,157
Yeah, but this is where I live.
351
00:16:00,158 --> 00:16:01,717
This is where I keep my sleeping bag.
352
00:16:01,718 --> 00:16:03,637
Check your contract, brother.
353
00:16:03,638 --> 00:16:04,997
That's fucked up, man.
354
00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:07,557
Band rehearsal in five, OK?
355
00:16:07,558 --> 00:16:10,397
If we're gonna be doing a live video
together, we need to be tight.
356
00:16:10,398 --> 00:16:12,197
Like Philip tight.
357
00:16:12,198 --> 00:16:15,917
? This is how I'm rolling
Philip and the Beast keep bowling
358
00:16:15,918 --> 00:16:17,917
? This is how I'm rolling... ?
359
00:16:17,918 --> 00:16:20,957
Hello? What the fuck
does "voted out" mean?
360
00:16:20,958 --> 00:16:22,597
Midnight Beast is now a business.
361
00:16:22,598 --> 00:16:24,877
It's not three children
jumping around with a phone.
362
00:16:24,878 --> 00:16:27,717
Votes mean ratings,
and ratings mean sales.
363
00:16:27,718 --> 00:16:28,837
'This is my life!'
364
00:16:28,838 --> 00:16:30,957
No, Dru, this is my business.
365
00:16:30,958 --> 00:16:34,597
Pack your bags.
You leave tomorrow night.
366
00:16:34,598 --> 00:16:37,597
? Bye-bye, Dru boy
This is how I'm rolling
367
00:16:37,598 --> 00:16:38,997
? Mm-mm... ?
368
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:41,797
Dude, we need to have a band meeting
somewhere without these guys
369
00:16:41,798 --> 00:16:45,797
and off-camera.
370
00:16:47,158 --> 00:16:50,437
We've been fucked,
fucked, fucked and fucked,
371
00:16:50,438 --> 00:16:52,317
and now it's payback time.
372
00:16:52,318 --> 00:16:54,637
Become the fuckers
instead of the fuckees.
373
00:16:54,638 --> 00:16:57,397
Yeah, let's fuck.
374
00:16:57,398 --> 00:16:59,157
With music, not with cocks.
375
00:16:59,158 --> 00:17:00,397
Hm.
376
00:17:00,398 --> 00:17:03,157
Right, Sloman, once we start
shooting the live video tomorrow,
377
00:17:03,158 --> 00:17:05,437
we need you to keep us on air.
Can you do that?
378
00:17:05,438 --> 00:17:06,477
Happily.
379
00:17:06,478 --> 00:17:08,957
This paper bag
is really aggravating my sinuses
380
00:17:08,958 --> 00:17:10,597
and they refuse
to give me a fresh one.
381
00:17:10,598 --> 00:17:13,677
Yeah, but can you
hijack the live TV feed?
382
00:17:13,678 --> 00:17:15,437
It's easy.
383
00:17:15,438 --> 00:17:17,597
We're gonna interrupt
the live feed and hijack it,
384
00:17:17,598 --> 00:17:18,717
piss off the record co...
385
00:17:18,718 --> 00:17:19,757
Sloman?
386
00:17:19,758 --> 00:17:23,677
Works better on.
387
00:17:23,678 --> 00:17:27,677
I'm not sleeping in it.
388
00:17:29,438 --> 00:17:31,477
Chev?
389
00:17:31,478 --> 00:17:34,317
Chevy, wake up!
We need our manager back.
390
00:17:34,318 --> 00:17:37,037
I think I've shat myself.
391
00:17:37,038 --> 00:17:39,717
So, remind me,
why are we in a car park again?
392
00:17:39,718 --> 00:17:41,957
Don't worry, man.
It's a Midnight Beast tradition.
393
00:17:41,958 --> 00:17:43,717
A car park sit, and then the shoot.
394
00:17:43,718 --> 00:17:44,677
Right, Dru?
395
00:17:44,678 --> 00:17:46,877
Right.
396
00:17:46,878 --> 00:17:47,997
Hi, guys.
397
00:17:47,998 --> 00:17:50,077
And who's this guy
and why does he...
398
00:17:50,078 --> 00:17:52,997
? Smell of shit? ?
399
00:17:52,998 --> 00:17:56,797
Chevy, meet Philip.
400
00:17:56,798 --> 00:17:58,157
It's nice to meet Philip.
401
00:17:58,158 --> 00:18:02,157
I'd thought you'd get on.
402
00:18:04,198 --> 00:18:06,477
Just feeding the tortoise over here!
403
00:18:06,478 --> 00:18:10,477
Nothing more than that.
Nothing weird happening.
404
00:18:15,198 --> 00:18:19,197
Ah, look, 50p.
405
00:18:23,638 --> 00:18:24,797
Oh, no, false alarm.
406
00:18:24,798 --> 00:18:26,997
Coming up soon, live on TV.
407
00:18:26,998 --> 00:18:30,997
The latest video featuring the new
line-up of The Midnight Beast.
408
00:18:31,398 --> 00:18:34,397
Oh! I'm warning you!
409
00:18:34,398 --> 00:18:37,077
I did two years stage-fight
training at RADA.
410
00:18:37,078 --> 00:18:37,917
Don't make me use it.
411
00:18:37,918 --> 00:18:39,117
Urgh!
412
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,397
Sounds like I'll be in big trouble
413
00:18:41,398 --> 00:18:44,237
if you untie yourself
and find a cutlass!
414
00:18:44,238 --> 00:18:47,517
You smell like shit,
and I actually enjoy this.
415
00:18:47,518 --> 00:18:48,557
Cheeky.
416
00:18:48,558 --> 00:18:49,757
So, here it is.
417
00:18:49,758 --> 00:18:52,077
The new line-up
of the Midnight Beast
418
00:18:52,078 --> 00:18:56,077
with their sexy, sexy
new live video.
419
00:18:58,078 --> 00:19:02,077
? We hear the birds around us singing
420
00:19:05,918 --> 00:19:09,917
? We're flying
but we don't have wings... ?
421
00:19:10,918 --> 00:19:12,197
What is Fat Boy doing there?
422
00:19:17,838 --> 00:19:19,877
I dunno. I'm trying to sort it out.
423
00:19:19,878 --> 00:19:23,877
? I see you, baby
Doing the dance that I saw on the TV
424
00:19:24,638 --> 00:19:27,877
? Doing your dance, I wonder
what's going on in your pants
425
00:19:27,878 --> 00:19:29,157
? You know me, baby
426
00:19:29,158 --> 00:19:32,437
? If I sing my song
You're bound to recognise me
427
00:19:32,438 --> 00:19:35,157
? And you'll sing along, I wonder
what's going on in your thong
428
00:19:35,158 --> 00:19:37,357
? Your heart is mine
429
00:19:37,358 --> 00:19:41,357
? Notice that I'm singing you lines
from one of our number ones
430
00:19:42,918 --> 00:19:46,637
? When you get home
Then you will know
431
00:19:46,638 --> 00:19:50,637
? Fucking hell! Can you not tell
that we're just another boy band
432
00:19:51,638 --> 00:19:55,637
? We'll tear
your little sister's heart apart
433
00:19:57,238 --> 00:19:59,517
? We're just a fucking boy band
434
00:19:59,518 --> 00:20:03,517
? You might not like us
But we're in the charts
435
00:20:05,798 --> 00:20:07,757
? Don't know if it
comes as a big surprise
436
00:20:07,758 --> 00:20:10,037
? I'm the token rapper guy
437
00:20:10,038 --> 00:20:13,117
? I just sing really high
I needlessly, randomly improvise
438
00:20:13,118 --> 00:20:15,037
? And when our album flops
439
00:20:15,038 --> 00:20:17,517
? And all the hope around us dies
440
00:20:17,518 --> 00:20:19,637
? I'm the secret weapon
that comes out
441
00:20:19,638 --> 00:20:21,637
? And says that he
likes kissing guys... ?
442
00:20:21,638 --> 00:20:22,757
What?
443
00:20:22,758 --> 00:20:24,717
? We're just another boy band
444
00:20:24,718 --> 00:20:28,717
? We'll tear
your little sister's heart apart
445
00:20:29,358 --> 00:20:32,357
? We're just a fucking boy band
446
00:20:32,358 --> 00:20:36,357
? You might not like us
but we're in the charts
447
00:20:37,118 --> 00:20:40,117
? And in a motherfucking boy band
448
00:20:40,118 --> 00:20:44,117
? The girls are underage
but we don't care
449
00:20:44,518 --> 00:20:47,597
? And when you throw your panties
at a boy band
450
00:20:47,598 --> 00:20:51,597
? After the shows
We keep your underwear
451
00:20:54,278 --> 00:20:58,277
? Just like a circle, we're simple
yet well known, we're also square
452
00:20:59,078 --> 00:21:02,517
? We find it hard to go
out on our own without a problem!
453
00:21:02,518 --> 00:21:05,397
? You got a problem?
I'll knock you out, all right?
454
00:21:05,398 --> 00:21:09,397
? But please don't punch me back
We've got a photo shoot tonight!
455
00:21:09,718 --> 00:21:10,877
? Boy band
456
00:21:10,878 --> 00:21:14,877
? The girls are underage
but we don't care
457
00:21:15,238 --> 00:21:18,437
? And when you throw your panties
at a boy band
458
00:21:18,438 --> 00:21:22,437
? After the shows
We keep your underwear
459
00:21:22,918 --> 00:21:26,157
? And in a motherfucking boy band
460
00:21:26,158 --> 00:21:30,157
? We live a life being celebrity
A-list
461
00:21:30,638 --> 00:21:33,677
? And when you take your chances
in a boy band
462
00:21:33,678 --> 00:21:37,677
? You can't say shit
Cos shit don't get on the playlist
463
00:21:43,118 --> 00:21:45,357
? We're just another boy band
464
00:21:45,358 --> 00:21:49,357
? Boy band. ?
465
00:21:50,598 --> 00:21:52,237
Just fire them.
Fire the lot of them.
466
00:21:52,238 --> 00:21:54,317
Get Little Gay Robot to do it.
He loves that shit.
467
00:21:54,318 --> 00:21:57,357
Nice, boys, really nice.
I've got a message from Jay Chitole.
468
00:21:57,358 --> 00:21:58,077
Yep?
469
00:21:58,078 --> 00:21:58,917
Yeah.
470
00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:00,037
Yep?
471
00:22:00,038 --> 00:22:03,477
"You're fucking fired, bitches."
472
00:22:03,478 --> 00:22:04,117
Yes!
473
00:22:04,118 --> 00:22:04,997
Yes! Yes!
474
00:22:04,998 --> 00:22:08,997
Ha-ha-ha!
475
00:22:09,047 --> 00:22:13,597
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