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I never thought it'd turn out like this.

Sex punisher...

I heard you do it and do it, but...

Your shameful punishment of desire...

You should fully take care of it yourself.

So I'll be... like this for the rest of my life?

This...

What a sad guy.

Ninja Technique Gigantic Penis Evil Governor (Pervert)

Please wait!

Where... did I make a mistake?

You should know.

Because you exposed your vulgar instincts,

you dirty beast!

Are you telling me you never think about even a bit of sex?

I don't!

Not even a bit of sex!

Lady Ninja Kaede 2

The Edo Kyohou era

You cry, confess, and make them yours.

You thought that was your life, but it turns out

she was with the old man of Nisome who is the best technician in town.

After all, this world is a hell of carnal desires.

Being platonic is the dream of all dreams.

You stay a virgin till marriage, and if that's not possible, you go traveling.

A forceful and sudden party night.

You need to keep it in line, sex punisher.

There's no regret in letting it out. There is nothing in the way.

The 8th shogun Yoshimune was having a hard time with

the number of sexual crimes occurring throughout the Edo Castle estates.

He set up a group of lady ninja called the Oniwaban and put them

under the power of Echizen Ouoka.

Those lady ninja who were appointed to clean up Edo

were called sex punishers.

Tougen religious organization HQ Five years ago

Buddhist layman Barajiki

Casper Howser!

It has been completed!

It is a dildo.

Dhalsim.

Dhalsim. Then...

As planned...

It is finally the beginning!

Imagine the love of the great mandala!

Five years later, Yumeama mansion

Five years later, Yumeama mansion Finally, approval has been given.

You'll go, right, Kaede?

Any time.

The recent disorder of the sexual culture in Edo...

We can definitely say the one behind this is the Tougen religion.

It is the height of indecent paganism!

Disgusting!

Sir Kato's eyes were not mistaken.

Sir Kato?

Sir Kato Taizen, Lord Echizen's officer.

Kato Taizen

The one that came up with this strategy was originally Sir Kato.

What a sharp person he is.

But that man is so hardheaded just like rumor says.

He sees me and doesn't even move a brow.

Kaede, maybe you could get along with him?

Or is he the same as Jii and is a homosexual?

Homosexual.

You'll have to excuse me...

It's okay.

Kaede, the route to the religious organization's headquarters

has already been figured out.

Grab proof regardless of how you do it.

Understood?

If necessary, may I kill them?

Our enemy is that dirty instinct in human form.

To cut them off completely, blood may have to be shed.

People should just study Confucianism...

I feel like I'm going to vomit!

Yes...

I approve.

Go!

No!

I want it! I want it, I want it!

I want it!

That's disgraceful, Kaede!

People are watching!

I want it!

This is the "Hell of Carnal Desire Technique."

Hell of carnal desire?

It's the power of that thing.

They separated the penis from three men who became tired of having sex

and then combined the three penises to make them into one with a spell

which became the ultimate weapon of the Tougen religion.

And that's what you have here...

This dildo, huh?

Those who were violated by the one who equips that...

Well, as you can see.

This isn't going to help you.

That Kaede...

She's like an animal.

Can't we do something about this?

There is only one way to break the technique.

But...

What's that sound?

You don't have to worry about it, for now...

Don't worry about anything.

Wow...

It's inside...

Wow, that's huge!

Wow, this is like this over here...

Man, that's amazing...

Wow...

Apparently we were saved by the dildo being stolen, huh?

What's going on with the rest?

Please leave it to me.

These are confiscated items.

These are the Tougen religion's source of funds.

I'm having a hard time disposing of them.

Such an easy thing.

Taizen!

These are unnecessary for this city.

Have you calmed down a little?

Yes, I'm sorry to have shown such an embarrassing moment last night...

Don't worry about it.

It was unavoidable, Kaede.

I'm going to have you go on a mission to break the spell on you.

Jii...

Yes.

Kaede...

We're going to have you look for the three men that gave their phalluses.

Kikunoshin knows all of the details and where they are.

You will be traveling together so you shall ask while traveling.

Hey, Kaede!

When you find the targeted male

you will equip the dildo on him and you will join them.

Once you have joined with all three of them,

the spell that has been cast on you will break and the dildo will disappear.

What a messy mission!

I'm sure this is going to be a harsh mission for you,

but if the shintai is gone, then the Tougen religion will lose its unifying force.

Also, you must thoroughly investigate their obstruction and violence.

Remember to be cautious at all times.

Yes.

Kikunoshin is also a top of the line swordsman

who has a sense that does not bend in any way.

There is no way any mistakes will happen, right?

Understood, Kaede?

Work together and complete the mission!

It was a big failure on our part for having the shintai stolen

but I have collected people to return it into our hands.

The rest is for you to choose who we appoint, Leader.

The oracle has been given!

You will punish those that are going against god's will!

Hey, could you tell me more about those guys we're looking for?

You'll know when you see them.

If you don't tell me, we won't be able to find them!

I'll find them.

You just need to do it with the guys I find.

What's wrong?

Aren't you anxious to be pounded by a guy as soon as possible?

There is no time to be resting.

There is no time to be resting. What!

I heard you were an efficient lady ninja, but this is your level, huh?

Once this spell is broken, you won't be able to... I know!

You're being embraced by Jii every night, right? How filthy!

Oh, so you want to fight?

If you're for it...

We've got visitors.

You're strong, huh...

I'll protect you because he told me to.

He and I are in that type of relationship as you said.

So don't you ever give your opinion again on my personal form of love!

Whatever!

What is it?

It stinks...

What?

This is the first target, "Tatsuzo with sexual techniques."

What?

No!

It's like living despair...

Look.

T-This is...

It's a void.

Don't stare at it too long. You'll be pulled in.

No, I don't want to!

You're going to equip the dildo.

Once you join, one of the penises from the dummy will die and disappear.

Die?

Then what about this guy?

He won't die.

No... no!

You think this is the time to be picky?

Remember your task.

I'm going to go take a round.

Secret technique... dildo return!

It's my mission.

It's good, woman!

It's good!

That's right! That's right!

It's good, woman!

That's right! That's right!

A woman!

It's good!

It's delicious, woman!

How is it, woman?

You like it, right?

Here I go!

Woman!

How is it, woman?

How is it? How is it?

Woman! Woman!

How is it? How is it, woman?

How is it? How is it? How is it?

How is it? How is it?

You are delicious, woman!

You are delicious, woman!

It's good!

Here I go, woman!

Here I go!

Totally bald.

It seems like just the void disappeared.

Let's go. Hurry and get ready.

My penis...

The symbol of manhood...

Please don't go...

I'm sorry.

I have to go.

It's my mission.

Wait up.

Hey, what's going to happen to that guy?

Who knows.

He lost his penis and got his self back.

What happens from here on is up to him.

Was it really okay leaving him like that?

If we leave him alone, then...

Hey, earlier...

Nothing.

What?

We need to keep one as evidence.

You had to slice all of them, didn't you?

I'm sorry...

The two's traveling is going well.

What about the disturbance from the organization?

There isn't too much to be concerned about.

How optimistic.

The recent disturbance of the town's people is abnormal.

This abnormal fever that is filling the city of Edo...

If this continues

there is going to be difficulty in maintaining the Shogunate's control.

The annihilation of the Tougen religion is necessary as soon as possible.

Those filthy...

I'm sorry, but do you really think the Tougen religion is the only problem?

What?

The responsibilities of the people are becoming heavier as time goes by.

I do understand the feeling of people looking for some kind of outlet.

Are you... trying to put down the emperor?

It is necessary for humans to have happiness in living somewhere.

They can stay alive and have a living!

They should feel happiness for that!

More than that is too luxurious!

On the other hand, you people are leading a luxurious life!

Miss Yume...

Idiotic!

There is no reason to be talking about this anymore! I'm leaving.

You don't even need one of these!

Yumeama, you better complete the mission!

Also, do something about your outfit!

It's rude.

Miss Yume?

Man...

He's so angry now...

I'm sorry...

Echi-echi.

I didn't mean to...

Miss Yume, I know, but

you understand my position, right?

Although, I like that outfit.

The revolution toward freedom has only begun.

We shouldn't have to be struggling because of a slight burden.

Please make a cautious but certain decision!

Thank you for coming.

I don't really have any beliefs and my principles are of self-protection.

I've lost all hope in the current Shogunate.

Then you are certain?

To rise for the battle of love and freedom along with us?

If that wasn't my decision,

I would not have come here risking my life.

Wonderful...

Your position will make the ideal middleman.

Allow me to rely on you.

By the way...

What a charming outfit.

I thought you would say that to me.

First position, White Tiger (insubstantial)

Second position, White Tiger (manly)

Third position, Vermillion Bird

Fourth position, Black Tortoise

Fifth position, Blue Dragon

I want to see your face. Please take my blindfold off!

Buddhist layman Barajiki!

It wouldn't make a difference even if you took it off.

It's the same darkness.

What kind of person is the next target?

You'll know when you see them.

Come on! You always say that.

Don't you get it?

Even if it's a mission, I have to, you know, do that with them, right?

So that's why I want to know.

He's just a guy.

You're horrible...

Hey!

I had a clean body till the other day...

But what about now?

One after another with guys I don't even like! It's a flood!

I think one of them is good-Iooking,

but that personality is dry as a desert!

On top of that, he's gay!

All the good-Iooking guys nowadays are gay!

You're talking about me?

Do you know how hurt I am but still trying to stay cheerful?

Unlike the last guy, this one hasn't lost himself, but he's a little tempered.

A former teacher of Dutch studies, Geni Noro.

An expert on sexual studies.

Really...

You...

That's so kind of you to tell me.

You were the one that asked.

Hey...

Do you really not have any interest in girls?

What?

You're not going to get mad today?

What?

Stop.

Oh?

Maybe you really aren't...

That's disgusting, you sexual maniac!

We've found the target.

Huh?

If it's money you're after, I don't have any!

We don't want your money.

We'll have you embrace this woman.

I don't know what your aim is,

but that's an impossible thing for me.

Look.

We'll have you equip this.

T-That's...

Very well...

Even if this turns out to be the last time

I'm honored to be able to have sex with a girl like you.

You know about this spell, don't you?

I was a follower, you know.

I was the only one that offered my penis of my own will.

Why?

For the release of the brothers Eros.

All men are consumab/e goods.

All men are consumable goods. It's self-sacrifice.

All men are consumable goods.

I was still intoxicated back then.

But I wasn't so great to be able to have this and keep my true character.

That was my limit.

Now...

Release me!

Since it's my mission...

Secret technique... dildo return!

Finally showed up, huh?

From here on out is the good part.

Let's hurry and finish this off!

What's wrong? Is that all you've got?

This isn't anything near everything I've got!

That's right!

This is it!

This is the release of Eros!

Hurry and come to me!

No, stop it!

It's not a chronic condition of sexual intercourse...

Don't stop!

You purposely put it back to zero and then jump from there!

That speed was the revolution!

It's here...

It's here...

l-It's here!

This is what you wanted to teach me...

Come!

Come! Come!

Come!

Come!

Come!

Come! Come!

Mr. Founder!

Kikunoshin!

It's mostly blood spurts.

Hurry and put your clothes on.

There's a well in the back. You should wash it off.

Hey, it turns you on when you do it while your lover watches?

No, it's not like that...

But...

Thanks to you, I was finally enlightened.

Thank you, girl.

You were totally erotic!

It's my mission.

Let's go.

Hey, watch out for the Buddhist layman Barajiki.

He's a true hero.

I'll remember.

Kaede was able to join with the second one safely...

I see.

Then it's almost time.

It has turned into a harsh mission for you too.

I was just nursing a bird with a broken wing...

There will be a time when it will fly once again...

You're such a poet.

More...

Yes...

Yes...

Put more light on me!

That's good...

More... put more light on me!

More in the front.

Light the front more!

More... more light!

I cannot watch quietly anymore.

I would like to bring punishment myself.

I came here to receive your consent.

Mhm.

Thank you very much.

I will definitely come back alive.

Balls!

The light's not hitting me! More!

Hey, where's the third guy?

Why aren't you saying anything to me!

Hey...

Let's stop being stubborn.

Haven't you started to be interested in me too?

This flirting has been way too long.

Fool.

Geez...

If you're too cold to me, you'll be embraced by some guy that's around!

A really dirty and smelly old man!

Hey, what's the matter?

Are you upset 'cause you saw me be embraced by other guys so much?

Hey, you know, right?

That I'm actually a nice girl...

I know it's a mission, so I can't do anything about it.

But I actually wanted to give my first away to

the person that I really like.

Geez, why can't you just answer!

Fine, this samurai should be honest with me!

What? It's not there.

No way.

Casper Howser!

The third one is me.

Put it on me.

The void...

I'm scared!

Put it on me!

Didn't you want to meet the honest samurai?

Secret technique... dildo return!

That's right...

There's no way, right...

It was all my...

It was all my lonely fight this whole time...

That's right. It was your lonely fight, Kaede.

The lust you hate...

But the lust itself doesn't hold that much power.

No matter what the era...

What makes men angry and go crazy...

It's love...

Kaede...

As long as we got the idol back

I didn't want to have any unnecessary bloodshed,

but it was the founder's wishes.

That man is "Manjiro with the giant root."

What a funny name, calling himself Kikunoshin...

You should get away from him.

Soon he will be pulled into his own void and disappear.

I'll kill you!

Don't think of it as something bad.

You're opponent is me.

Kaede...

Lord Echizen?

Don't let your guard down. Let's go.

You cannot win.

Accept it...

Taizen...

You already knew?

S-Sir Kato!

Lord Echizen...

You are a wonderful magistrate...

But if you're asked to choose between the Shogunate and the people,

you would without a doubt choose the Shogunate.

If we had the same dream,

you would have become someone I could rely on and relate to.

You should see too.

The suffering of the citizens...

Their despair...

Come on.

The void...

This world is void.

The ones that are spreading the void should be taken in by the void.

You...

Kaede!

Secret technique!

Reverse dildo return!

You are...

A dog of the shogunate...

You think Miss Yume is going to betray me?

Love, huh?

What a complicated mystery...

It's over... for now...

Everyone, thank you for your hard work.

You should hold on to it.

Now the Tougen religion should lose their unifying force.

Kikunoshin should be able to rise a little better.

But in the end, the lust of hell that was put on you isn't going to go away.

Maybe it's better for me to be like this.

That's right.

Look at this one.

For someone taking on sexual incidents, she's way too erotic.

No one can take away the freedom of how love works.

What?

It was Layman Barajiki's favorite saying.

We have to think about that also.

It disgusts me.

Let's get some food!

It's time for food.

But I really do...

Hate carnal desire!

I can hear the words of love.

Even though I didn't actually say them.

You can hear the beating of the heart.

Rhythm of the rocking body.

I've forgotten the soaring feeling.

The wagons that rush for daily life.

Play for me.

Sing for me.

Together, it's the harmony of love.

I remember this feeling.

Even though it's the first time we touch each other.

The tears that poured out are things from the past.

I can become stronger without hiding.

Even if you get tired of waiting...