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Diamonds, still
a girl's best friend.
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Well, if dogs are
man's best friend,
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a dog wearing diamonds
would go over pretty well
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with both genders,
eh, Blood Moon?
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That doesn't even make sense.
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Neither do we,
yet here we are,
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Storm City's dark avenger
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in love with
its greatest criminal.
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Love? Oh, God.
(GRUNTS)
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Mmm, that's good.
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Keep up the act
in case someone's watching.
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Saturn, what we did
was a mistake,
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a terrible,
Pinot Grigio-induced mistake.
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You weren't saying that
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when you were
screaming my name!
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I was trying to
get you to stop crying.
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Well, excuse me
for feeling safe!
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Look, it was a one-time,
nauseating thing,
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and now we should go back
to hating each other.
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You look me
in my eyes and tell me
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my body doesn't
haunt your dreams!
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You did have
a lot of crack hair.
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I didn't come out here
to fight with you.
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Okay, you're
not getting it.
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Aah!
That's enough poison
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to kill an adult orangutan.
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Don't ask me how I know,
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because it's
a really sad story.
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You'll need this antidote
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in the next 12 hours,
or you're dead!
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Either way, I look forward
to never seeing you again.
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Goodbye forever.
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The dance continues,
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and what an
elegant dance it...
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(GURGLING)
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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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(BOTH GRUNT)
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You want some Cooch?
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(GASPS) Argh!
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Don't get mad, get Brad!
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(LAUGHS)
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Ross and Rachel
just kissed!
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That's where the show
really finds its legs.
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You have a lot
to catch up on
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when you've been trapped
in a time tunnel for 70 years.
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Oh! You didn't miss much,
except for the '60s.
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You couldn't throw a rock
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without hitting a coed begging
for some free love.
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Yeah, well, everyone tells me
The Wire is good.
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Oh, it is good... I hear.
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Hey, yo, Cooch!
(LAUGHS)
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What are you
doing tonight, huh?
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I was thinking maybe
we could hit da club,
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you know,
girls' night.
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Tonight's not good, but,
uh, maybe we hook up the 12th of Never.
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Sound good? See ya!
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She got me!
(LAUGHS)
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Cooch? Cooch?
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Guys, check it out.
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We got sent a 50% off coupon
for MuscleReam.
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It's like CrossFit,
but more physically destructive to your body.
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A lot of superheroes
are doing it.
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Oh, there's always
a catch, Brad.
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I don't trust coupons.
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Gypsy food stamps?
Me neither.
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MuscleReam is totally legit.
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Check out the ad.
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Do you want to
overwhelm your body's
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capabilities
alongside strangers
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in a hostile environment?
Yeah!
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Do you want to
be verbally attacked for running out of breath?
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Hell, yeah!
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Hi. I'm Johnny Rabdo,
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purveyor of the regime
of ream,
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MuscleReam!
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You may be asking,
"Why MuscleReam?"
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Let's ask
a satisfied customer.
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I am Carbonaut,
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or as everyone
used to call me,
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"that fat guy in tights."
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Now I use my washboard abs
to scrub panties every night.
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Smells like ream spirit.
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So what are you waiting for?
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Do whatever
you ream necessary
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to get your MuscleReam today!
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What do you say, guys?
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Chicks dig chiseled abs.
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Who cares what
stupid chicks dig anyway?
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Hey, Saturn. What's up?
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What's up? The level
of darkness and despair inside me is up!
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Sounds like someone has
a broken heart again.
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You do this every time
someone dumps you.
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This time's different!
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You dumped her?
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No, she poisoned me!
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Makes me want
to toss this antidote
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down the garbage disposal!
(GRUNTS)
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We need you and your mom's
credit card on this team!
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Get away from me!
(GRUNTS)
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Hold him while
I give him the sauce.
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Ah! I, I got him!
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Ah! Get his legs!
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God, it's like
trying to fuck a cat!
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What?
Flip him, boys.
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We're sneaking it
through the back.
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(ALL GRUNTING)
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(SCREAMS)
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(SOBS LOUDLY)
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Well, that's done.
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What a goddamn mess.
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He turns into a monster
every time his heart is broken.
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Back in the war,
we'd call them "were-pussies."
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What?
You know, like werewolves
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except for
brokenhearted pansies.
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I, I might have dreamt it.
I was asleep for a long time.
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(SOBS)
A warm bath should fix him right up.
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Uh, Jewbot, are you okay?
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I...
Uh, look, if you want to check out another guy's dick,
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I can show you how
to be discreet. There's a protocol.
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Do all men have
these sad-looking fingers between their legs?
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Eh, most of them.
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It appears I do not.
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Oh, my.
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Just give him a day or two.
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He'll forget
all about Blood Moon.
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(BLACK SATURN SOBS)
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Blood Moon?
(BLACK SATURN SOBS)
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(CHUCKLES)
That's fun.
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Three able-bodied heroes
struggling to subdue one total moron.
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Pathetic.
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You know what we need?
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MuscleReam.
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Hmm...
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Oh, sweet, little Cooch.
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Who wants a belly rub?
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Easy, Cooch.
(MEWS)
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What the hell?
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Huh?
Are you crazy or somethin'?
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I'm sorry! I just...
I want us to be friends, BFFs.
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(LAUGHS)
Why won't you let me in?
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Because I don't like you!
Why?
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Why is Fallen Skies
still on the air,
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but Terra Nova
got canceled?
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You can't predict this stuff!
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I need to talk
to my girls.
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Your girls?
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I do not have a penis.
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That can only mean one thing.
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You're a robot.
I am a woman.
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I'll be leaning
on you both fairly heavily
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to teach me
what that means.
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Oh, here we go.
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AMERICAN RANGER:
Blood Moon!
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(BLACK SATURN SOBS)
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Should we do something
about that, or...
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Welcome to MuscleReam.
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I'm Johnny Rabdo,
you know, from TV,
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and I wanna know
who's ready to get reamed?
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We're superheroes.
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We'll never get reamed
with this crap equipment.
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You think I'm running
some kind of Ponzi ream?
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MuscleReam has a program
for all fitness levels, idiot.
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The Carbonaut did it.
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I made all his reams
come true.
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(WHISTLES)
You could bounce a Susie B. off that ass.
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So are you punks ready
to take your coffee with ream?
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(LAUGHS)
ALL: We're in!
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All I ever wanted was
the sweet touch of a woman
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to chase the darkness away.
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Buck up! You just got to
put yourself out there.
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I'm way out there!
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I've had this video up
on OkCupid for three years,
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and not one freaking hit!
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(ACOUSTIC GUITAR PLAYING)
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Throw it to me, Tom Cruise!
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Hyah! Oh, hey,
I didn't see you there.
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I'm famous superhero
Black Saturn, and I'm just
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playing a little ultimate
with my best friends.
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Heads up, Matt Damon!
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Here's a riddle
for you ladies.
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What do Benjamin Franklin
and Prosecco Spumante have in common?
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I have a lot of both,
plus this balling-ass jet ski.
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I'm looking for a woman
who can love me for everything I am.
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(LAUGHS)
Sweet toss, 50 Cent!
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I can just call you Fiddy?
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Thanks, dude.
That means a lot.
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So hit up your boy, B-Sizzle,
and I guarantee you'll be
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in for the ride
of your life!
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Cue pyro!
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(EXPLOSION)
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Not one freaking hit.
Explain that to me!
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I can't. Four stars, man.
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Ooh! Maybe you need
to be on Plunder.
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It's the hottest dating app.
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Smile!
(CAMERA CLICKS)
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It lets you find
all the people
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within five miles of you
that will go long on your dong.
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Now you just need
something to say to them.
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You sure do know a lot
about this stuff for a chick.
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Thank you.
Um, he was talking to me.
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(LAUGHS) So...
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Peacocking, eh?
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Wait till they get
a load of me.
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS)
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BLACK SATURN:
Did someone order a beefsteak?
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Oh, God. Oh, shoot.
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I just remembered
that I have to, um...
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I have to, um...
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It's called peacocking,
you philistine!
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I guess that's why
I quit dental school...
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Okay, then neg your way
into her panties.
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Uh, you have
the teeth of a chipmunk,
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and that's more
like a five-head.
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Excuse me?
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I mean, you look
like a wino,
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and your breath
smells like tacos.
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Wait, wait!
Where... Oh, come on!
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These are great negs!
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And, uh, uh, magic tricks are
a good replacement
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for charm or personality. Huh.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
Um, anything to add, or...
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I, I was actually trying
to make my crotch disappear...
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...in your mouth.
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Uh, think
I'll tap out on that.
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W-wait!
What did I do wrong?
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How about some feedback?
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Girls like guys
that are nice and funny.
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Funny, eh?
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I need your help.
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I need...
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The Groaner.
(LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)
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These kettlebells are made
out of compressed uranium.
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This treadmill
hits 30,000 mph.
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And this...
Oh, this is Sandra.
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Hold on.
We fight a gorilla?
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Not just any gorilla.
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We don't let her sleep,
we spike her food
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with angel dust,
and every couple hours
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we show her the video
of her violent capture.
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Wow.
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Yes. This is a gut-wrenching
but very effective ream.
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All right, all right.
Let's do this already.
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Okay, dawg.
It's being brought.
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We're gonna start
with a ream-out
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I like to call
the full-body violation.
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One, two, three!
Let's ream!
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(HARD ROCK MUSIC PLAYS)
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LENA DUNHAM:
You guys, I get it, but let's just, like,
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take all our clothes off
and go to Brooklyn.
250
00:09:19,526 --> 00:09:20,986
Thank you for
showing me the ways
251
00:09:21,028 --> 00:09:22,658
of the modern,
young woman, Lex.
252
00:09:22,696 --> 00:09:25,766
This Lena Dunham makes me want
to move to New York City
253
00:09:25,799 --> 00:09:28,299
and get aggressively okay
with my body.
254
00:09:28,335 --> 00:09:30,765
Can we please
watch Swamp People?
255
00:09:30,804 --> 00:09:35,144
It appears a large part
of the female experience is attracting men.
256
00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:36,635
Well, I mean, no.
257
00:09:36,677 --> 00:09:39,077
Not if you're in
a good place of... You're goddamn right it is!
258
00:09:39,112 --> 00:09:41,112
But how would one
attract a mate?
259
00:09:41,148 --> 00:09:42,948
Guess we could,
uh, take you out
260
00:09:42,983 --> 00:09:44,253
and show you dem ropes.
261
00:09:44,284 --> 00:09:46,154
Let me check my calendar.
Oh, free!
262
00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:47,716
(LAUGHS)
Always.
263
00:09:47,755 --> 00:09:50,015
Let's go!
I thought you couldn't stand me.
264
00:09:50,057 --> 00:09:51,857
Hell, if I leave
Jewbot with you,
265
00:09:51,892 --> 00:09:53,292
he'll never get laid!
266
00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:56,096
Now, let's make
this robo-skank sparkle!
267
00:09:56,129 --> 00:09:57,599
JEWBOT: Okay.
COOCH: Try this on!
268
00:09:57,631 --> 00:09:59,401
JEWBOT: Hit it, girls.
COOCH: Smokin'!
269
00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:03,674
Oh, Jewbot,
you look stunning.
270
00:10:03,704 --> 00:10:05,544
I am no longer Jewbot.
271
00:10:05,572 --> 00:10:06,642
You may call me...
272
00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:08,537
Bernice.
273
00:10:08,575 --> 00:10:11,505
Yeah, whatever.
Let's get fucked up!
274
00:10:11,544 --> 00:10:13,454
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
275
00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:15,620
Testing, testing.
Groaner, do you copy?
276
00:10:15,649 --> 00:10:18,189
I'll be with you
every step of the way.
277
00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:20,448
Just do exactly
what I tell you.
278
00:10:20,487 --> 00:10:21,517
(HELMET BEEPS)
279
00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:24,285
Oh, hi.
What's with the trunk?
280
00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:25,664
It's, it's got my props.
281
00:10:25,693 --> 00:10:28,333
Whoa, whoa! Easy.
She doesn't need to know that yet.
282
00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:30,301
I ordered us
a couple of beers.
283
00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:32,470
Ooh! She just put it
on a tee for us.
284
00:10:32,499 --> 00:10:34,229
Listen carefully.
285
00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:37,667
Mind if I squeeze your cans?
What?
286
00:10:37,705 --> 00:10:38,965
(CRUNCH)
287
00:10:39,006 --> 00:10:40,306
Oh. (LAUGHS)
288
00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:42,210
You see? Because cans
also mean boobs.
289
00:10:42,242 --> 00:10:43,842
GROANER:
Don't explain the gag!
290
00:10:43,877 --> 00:10:45,277
I thought...
(LAUGHS)
291
00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:46,482
Okay.
292
00:10:46,513 --> 00:10:48,983
Okay, I've got you crawling.
Let's see if baby can walk.
293
00:10:49,717 --> 00:10:51,217
I'm not usually this forward,
294
00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:54,521
but could I offer you
something long, hard, and full of seamen?
295
00:10:54,554 --> 00:10:56,264
Okay...
Hey-yo!
296
00:10:56,289 --> 00:10:58,089
I don't know
what you were thinking.
297
00:10:58,125 --> 00:10:59,185
Oh.
(LAUGHS)
298
00:10:59,226 --> 00:11:00,556
I guess that's funny.
299
00:11:00,593 --> 00:11:03,203
(LAUGHS)
Seamen as in sailors, not my ejaculate.
300
00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:04,500
(FEEDBACK WHINE)
GROANER: God damn it!
301
00:11:04,531 --> 00:11:07,771
Don't explain the fucking gag!
302
00:11:07,801 --> 00:11:10,841
So, this is what
human females call a "meat market."
303
00:11:10,871 --> 00:11:13,441
What is the protocol
for pulling sausage?
304
00:11:13,473 --> 00:11:16,513
I like to buy the guy a drink,
show him I'm independent.
305
00:11:16,543 --> 00:11:18,483
What? Just get out
on the dance floor
306
00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,311
and start grabbing on dicks!
307
00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:21,947
Now, Cooch, I don't want
to step on your paws,
308
00:11:21,982 --> 00:11:23,452
but I think
that's sexual assault.
309
00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:26,293
Thanks for the info,
Officer Dipshit.
310
00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:28,359
Cooch, I get it.
You hate me.
311
00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:30,818
But tonight is about
finding Bernice a date, okay?
312
00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:33,588
She's gonna need
all the help she can get. MAN: Excuse me, beautiful.
313
00:11:33,626 --> 00:11:35,096
May I have this dance?
314
00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:39,868
Yes. Engaging in your human
mating rituals would be of great interest to me.
315
00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:42,870
Well, that's, that's a real
boner killer, but let's go.
316
00:11:42,903 --> 00:11:45,713
I need a drink.
Yeah.
317
00:11:45,739 --> 00:11:47,779
Come on, American Ranger!
318
00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:49,578
Live the American ream!
319
00:11:49,609 --> 00:11:51,639
(GRUNTING)
* Dream a little ream for me
320
00:11:51,678 --> 00:11:53,348
Yeah!
Oh!
321
00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:56,750
The American...ream is dead.
322
00:11:57,885 --> 00:11:59,915
(GROANS)
I'm gonna pass out.
323
00:11:59,953 --> 00:12:02,223
There's no "I" in "ream."
(TREADMILL BEEPS)
324
00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:03,585
Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Whoa!
325
00:12:03,623 --> 00:12:04,933
(INTENSE WHIRRING)
326
00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:09,459
(GROWLS)
Hey, Rex, how's that cage treating ya?
327
00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:10,656
This is all you got?
328
00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:12,797
Not even close.
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
329
00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:15,603
(GROWLS)
(SCREAMS)
330
00:12:15,635 --> 00:12:19,005
Okay, let's go again.
I just... I made a little...
331
00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:20,039
(JOHNNY RABDO LAUGHS)
332
00:12:20,673 --> 00:12:22,883
Sweet reams, Rex.
333
00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:24,380
Sweet reams.
334
00:12:25,712 --> 00:12:27,212
Well, I'm hitting the club!
335
00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:30,982
No one's paying
attention to me.
336
00:12:31,018 --> 00:12:34,018
Ugh. I'm like
three seconds away from grabbing some dick!
337
00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:36,724
(SLURRING DRUNKENLY)
Getting ignored for the new girl!
338
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:39,626
Now you know how I felt
when you showed up!
339
00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:42,229
Oh. Now Bernice
is the new girl.
340
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:43,732
Circle of life, Simba.
341
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:44,933
Hug it out.
342
00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:47,765
(GASPS) Cooch,
you're being nice to me.
343
00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:50,541
Must be the seven
gin and Bailey's.
344
00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:52,270
Well, if that helps
us be friends,
345
00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:54,205
how about I get us
seven more? (LAUGHS)
346
00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:57,381
Now you're speaking
my language!
347
00:12:57,410 --> 00:13:00,750
What did you think
I was talking about? (LAUGHS) Wow.
348
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,550
You really are different.
349
00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:05,292
Uh, I'm really
feeling a connection.
350
00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:07,218
(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS)
351
00:13:08,355 --> 00:13:10,055
Time to lose
the training wheels.
352
00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:11,360
What are you doing, Saturn?
353
00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:12,461
I've got it from here, clown.
354
00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:14,192
Do not lose
the training wheels!
355
00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:15,397
Repeat, do not...
(CLICKING)
356
00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:18,827
Look, Cassandra,
this isn't me.
357
00:13:18,866 --> 00:13:20,426
It's not?
358
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:22,937
I'm just a man
with a broken heart...
359
00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:25,570
Broken by my previous
girlfriend, Blood Moon,
360
00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:27,605
who I will now talk about
in great detail.
361
00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:31,579
So, do you want to
go back to my place?
362
00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:33,381
(LAUGHS)
No way, man.
363
00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:37,123
My buddy said, "Look at
that ugly robot dressed like a Bulgarian prostitute."
364
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,820
And they dared me
to dance with you.
365
00:13:38,852 --> 00:13:40,152
Guys, you owe me 5 bucks
366
00:13:40,187 --> 00:13:42,557
for totally facing
this wildebeest!
367
00:13:42,589 --> 00:13:45,459
That man lied
about his intentions.
368
00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:48,002
Yeah, that's kind of
the name of the game.
369
00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:50,928
You know,
I lie all the time.
370
00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:53,134
I'm part balloon, Cooch.
371
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:56,036
See what I did?
I'm a good liar.
372
00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:57,669
(VOMITS)
CROWD: Oh!
373
00:13:58,205 --> 00:13:59,335
Hey, ladies.
374
00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:02,012
Anyone want a shot
of Bailey's Irish ream?
375
00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:04,042
Hell yeah!
Oh, hey! Whoo!
376
00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:05,207
Jesus Christ!
377
00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:06,845
And she left me!
378
00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,480
She left me on that rooftop
379
00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:12,015
with a swollen tongue
and a broken heart! (SOBS)
380
00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:15,162
S-Saturn, I-I want you to
listen to me very carefully.
381
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:17,118
I want you to take two forks,
382
00:14:17,157 --> 00:14:19,727
and I want you
to put those forks into your dinner rolls.
383
00:14:19,759 --> 00:14:22,699
(SOBBING)
And a one, a two, a one...
384
00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:24,799
Okay, I'm done.
She's... Oh! She's going!
385
00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:26,631
Blood Moon!
386
00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:28,496
Waiter, Jager shots!
387
00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:33,237
BLOOD MOON:
(LAUGHS) Oh, my God.
388
00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:35,913
Carbonaut, you're so funny.
389
00:14:35,943 --> 00:14:38,013
No fucking way!
390
00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:39,675
Oh, what the hell,
Blood Moon?
391
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:41,412
You broke up with me
for Carbonaut?
392
00:14:41,448 --> 00:14:43,218
You and I
were never together,
393
00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:46,120
but for the sake of time,
yes, absolutely.
394
00:14:46,153 --> 00:14:49,163
CARBONAUT:
I think the lady wants you to leave.
395
00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:50,789
Aah! Ugh! Dude! Ugh!
396
00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:52,863
Get your codpiece out
of my face! Ugh!
397
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:55,632
(LAUGHS)
I do not wear codpiece.
398
00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:57,362
But... (STAMMERS)
but, dear God,
399
00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,267
how does he even fit
that thing inside your...
400
00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:01,269
It's not easy...
(CHUCKLES)
401
00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:02,571
But we make it work.
402
00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:04,042
Let's go, babe.
403
00:15:04,071 --> 00:15:07,271
All this talk about my hog
is making me horny.
404
00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:08,877
(SOBBING)
405
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:09,908
(GULPING)
406
00:15:11,979 --> 00:15:14,009
(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING)
407
00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:18,448
* Don't wanna
break your heart
408
00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:20,689
* Oh, no
409
00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:24,521
* Don't wanna
break your heart
410
00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:26,488
* Uh-uh
411
00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:30,532
(GRUNTING)
(CLANKING)
412
00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:32,403
Oh, God, oh, God, yes.
Right there, right there.
413
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,572
GROANER:
Oh, my God! Saturn, come on, man!
414
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:37,041
For the love of God,
cut the feed!
415
00:15:39,906 --> 00:15:41,036
(BLACK SATURN YAWNS)
416
00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:42,584
(GRUNTS)
417
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:45,809
The best part of waking up
is Saturn in your butt.
418
00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:47,475
(CLANKING)
That doesn't sound right.
419
00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:50,024
Good morning.
Oh, God! What the hell?
420
00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:52,020
Please tell me we didn't...
We did.
421
00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:54,322
Oh, gross!
What was I thinking?
422
00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:57,724
Was I any good?
I mean, is this something that could last?
423
00:15:57,757 --> 00:15:59,427
Well, I was
just experimenting.
424
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,089
Wait. Are you going
to make this weird?
425
00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:03,228
Maybe we just cuddle this out
and see what happens.
426
00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:04,503
You know, bust a cud.
427
00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:06,001
Uh, I think I'm going to go.
428
00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:08,343
Right, right, right.
No, no. Of course. I'll get you a taxi.
429
00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:10,068
I live here.
430
00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:12,073
Well, I should probably
get some work done. Yeah, I'm gonna go.
431
00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:16,835
I... Am... So... Sore!
432
00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:20,746
(SLOWLY)
I am so hungover... (GAGS)
433
00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:22,650
I'm gonna kill
that Rabdo fellow,
434
00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:25,422
in a few years
when I can feel my body again.
435
00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:27,722
If anyone,
say, two grown men,
436
00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:29,324
wanted to have
their way with me,
437
00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:31,116
I could do nothing about it.
438
00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:33,888
Yes. We're all
very sore is the point.
439
00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:35,726
Saturn, where have you been?
440
00:16:35,762 --> 00:16:39,032
Nowhere. Who would I have
even been having sex with?
441
00:16:39,066 --> 00:16:41,826
How long is a walk of shame
supposed to last?
442
00:16:41,868 --> 00:16:43,238
Jewbot, what...
(PAINED LAUGH)
443
00:16:43,270 --> 00:16:45,940
What the hell happened
to your voice?
444
00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:49,012
I recently became a female,
and after Black Saturn
445
00:16:49,042 --> 00:16:52,152
obliterated my HDMI port,
I became a woman.
446
00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:54,049
What?
Saturn boned Jewbot?
447
00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:56,081
What? No. No, I didn't.
448
00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:57,646
Unless you guys
think that's cool.
449
00:16:57,684 --> 00:17:00,354
And what kind of trouble
did you two get into?
450
00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:02,817
Shit, man,
I don't even remember
451
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:05,555
after the 30th SoCo and Peps.
452
00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:07,532
BOTH: What, what!
(RETCHES)
453
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,100
Well, it didn't help
that some dude
454
00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:10,759
kept buying us shots.
455
00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:11,897
(RETCHES)
456
00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:15,341
Guy kept calling it
"peaches and ream." What?
457
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,538
(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)
(LAUGHS)
458
00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:20,140
What up, brohams
and broheims?
459
00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:22,443
Johnny Rabdo?
What are you doing here?
460
00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:24,605
I put that coupon
in your mail,
461
00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:28,154
knowing that MuscleReam
would massacre your bodies.
462
00:17:28,181 --> 00:17:30,821
Then, I hit the club
and reamed your teammates' livers
463
00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:32,820
with copious amounts of alky.
464
00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:35,292
I had a plan for these two,
but before I could act,
465
00:17:35,322 --> 00:17:37,122
they started banging
on the dance floor.
466
00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:38,657
I'll just come out
and admit it,
467
00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:40,231
I did not see that coming.
468
00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:41,790
GROANER:
I saw them both coming.
469
00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:45,058
(LAUGHS)
That's just funny.
470
00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:46,668
Made the whole night
worth it for me.
471
00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:48,739
Let's see how you do
in a fair fight.
472
00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:51,268
Bring it on. I'm an expert
in all forms of fitness.
473
00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:53,144
Deadly downward facing dog!
474
00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:54,543
(GRUNTS)
Ow!
475
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:56,684
Overhead triceps
extension squat stance!
476
00:17:57,977 --> 00:17:59,977
Chin to chest bicep
dead lift jerk!
477
00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:01,782
(GRUNTS)
Aah!
478
00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:05,985
Hell hath no fury
like a woman scorned.
479
00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:07,318
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
Aah!
480
00:18:07,354 --> 00:18:09,824
Bernice, no!
481
00:18:09,856 --> 00:18:12,356
The League of Freedom
makes one hell of a ream.
482
00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:13,392
(GROANS)
483
00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:16,164
What do you want, Rabdo?
484
00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:18,096
What's your big ream...
Scheme? Damn it!
485
00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:20,201
Quality inquiry, Rex.
486
00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:21,973
Let me tell you a little story
about a boy
487
00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:24,171
named Johnny Rabdo.
Oh, dear God.
488
00:18:24,204 --> 00:18:26,414
All that little boy,
little J.R.
489
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:28,879
ever wanted was
to be a super-villain.
490
00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:30,778
But when that boy...
We know it's you!
491
00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:34,250
...Little Johnny Rabdo tried
to join the Injustice Club,
492
00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:36,481
he, aka, "J.R. Jr."...
493
00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:40,546
Just say "I"!
...was told that squat thrusts weren't a superpower.
494
00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:42,617
Well, we'll see
if they reconsider
495
00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:44,715
after that little boy,
little Johnny Rabdo,
496
00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:46,887
little J.R., turns
the League of Freedom
497
00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:49,096
into ream brulee.
498
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,858
And in case
you haven't guessed it yet,
499
00:18:50,897 --> 00:18:52,127
that little boy was me.
500
00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:54,525
We get it!
See you on the crisp side.
501
00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:55,737
(LAUGHS)
502
00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:57,468
Well, there's no one
screwing this pooch.
503
00:18:57,504 --> 00:19:00,774
Brad, Rex, and I can't move,
and Cooch and Lex are sleeping it off.
504
00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:03,277
Time to make peace
with dying in a fire.
505
00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:04,740
Why are you so calm, Saturn?
506
00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:06,447
Now that I'm in
a committed relationship
507
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:09,619
with Bernice,
I can die happy. Excuse me?
508
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:11,449
Our bodies made
a promise last night.
509
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:15,494
Uh, last night might have
meant something different to you than it did to me.
510
00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:16,962
W-what...
What are you talking about?
511
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,629
Is something wrong, baby?
512
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,300
Oh, don't... Don't do that.
It's nothing.
513
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:25,100
Rex, are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
514
00:19:25,131 --> 00:19:27,001
Uh... no.
Were-pussy.
515
00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:30,301
Jewbot, you have to
break up with Saturn.
516
00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:32,507
But w-we'll all be dead
in three minutes.
517
00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:34,539
Why don't we just
spare his feelings?
518
00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:37,514
Uh, being a real woman means
not stringing a guy along
519
00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:38,884
just to avoid
hurting his feelings.
520
00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:40,651
It sucks, but it's
part of being human.
521
00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:42,578
Oh, this is brutal.
522
00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:46,315
Uh, look, Saturn, I feel like
this might be moving too fast.
523
00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:48,493
(STAMMERS) What?
524
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,661
I can't do it.
Our lives depend on it.
525
00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:54,958
Saturn, I think
we should just be friends.
526
00:19:54,994 --> 00:19:56,504
Friends with benefits?
527
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:59,169
Friends that never see
or talk to each other.
528
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,898
Like a long-distance thing?
529
00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:02,773
Like an "I'm breaking up
with you" thing.
530
00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:04,972
It's not a breakup!
It's a break!
531
00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:06,814
Oh, you're going to
make me do it, aren't you?
532
00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:08,509
Leave me alone.
533
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:12,011
Do not call me.
Do not talk to me. Do not look at me.
534
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:14,154
Forget that I even exist.
535
00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:16,980
I find everything
about you repulsive.
536
00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:20,146
We. Are. Through.
(SOBS)
537
00:20:21,454 --> 00:20:23,664
(SCREAMS)
538
00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:25,860
Love. The ultimate ream.
539
00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:28,062
(SCREAMS)
Oh, shit.
540
00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:31,434
(SCREAMS HYSTERICALLY)
(JOHNNY RABDO GROANING)
541
00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:35,565
Ream me up, Scotty.
542
00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:36,772
(GROANS)
543
00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:38,713
(BLACK SATURN SOBS)
544
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:41,268
If I had the ability
to move my arms right now,
545
00:20:41,308 --> 00:20:43,238
I would give you a big hug.
546
00:20:43,276 --> 00:20:45,806
You really took one
for the ream... Team.
547
00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:47,105
Team, Bernice.
548
00:20:47,146 --> 00:20:51,016
I'm afraid Bernice... died
today, Rex.
549
00:20:51,050 --> 00:20:53,520
I'm not ready
for human sexuality.
550
00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:58,063
I saw things...
Wangs, tears, crack hair.
551
00:20:58,090 --> 00:20:59,830
I am no longer Bernice.
552
00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:02,529
You may call me...
(VOICE LOWERS) Jewbot.
553
00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:04,062
Yo, yo, Cooch.
(LAUGHS)
554
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:05,896
I'm so happy
we bonded last night.
555
00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:08,072
I'm glad we can
finally be friends.
556
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,640
What? Nice try!
557
00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:11,969
Bernice is gone,
so you're back to being the new girl.
558
00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:14,514
Circle of life.
Hakuna ma-see ya!
559
00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:17,408
Bernice?
(BLACK SATURN SOBS)
560
00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:19,884
(LAUGHS)
Oh, still fun.
561
00:21:19,912 --> 00:21:21,982
(GRUNTS)
562
00:21:22,014 --> 00:21:24,184
GROANER:
Finally, someone to talk to.
563
00:21:24,216 --> 00:21:27,586
Hey, w-what's long,
hard, and full of semen?
564
00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:29,320
Uh... A, a battleship?
565
00:21:29,356 --> 00:21:32,786
Oh, I'm afraid
I'm all out of battleships.
566
00:21:32,825 --> 00:21:35,955
Aah! Somebody get me
out of here, man, now! No!
567
00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:38,865
In jail, no one can
hear you ream.
568
00:21:38,898 --> 00:21:41,228
Aah! Okay, that was
pretty good.
569
00:21:41,267 --> 00:21:43,037
(THEME MUSIC PLAYS)
570
00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:01,919
(MONKEY CHATTERS)
MAN: Stoopid monkey.
571
00:22:01,969 --> 00:22:06,519
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