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RuPaul: Previously on All Stars...

A'Keria.

What?

Damn.

That was close.

For this week's maxi-challenge,

you'll be headlining in the All Stars 6

Hall of Fame Halftime Show.

[cheering]

♪ A little bit of love ♪

♪ Goes a long, long way ♪

Your hips didn't lie, but your face did.

Okay.

I actually got, like,

a more restrained version of Prince

than I was expecting.

Jan, con-drag-ulations.

You are the top All Star of the week.

Whoo-whoo-whoo! [applause]

They loved it from neck down, and I totally agree.

That's it? That's all you got?

I am not only looking at who I want to stay in the competition,

but also who I think the other girls are going to vote for.

My head is telling me

that this will be the best decision for me to make

for the long haul in this competition.

Cock-a-doodle-do! The chicken interferes!

[cheering]

Jessica Wild, con-drag-ulations.

You're a winner, baby.

Yes, thank you!

Making next week's tip $30.000.

-Whoa! -Wow!

Which queen has the group chosen to get the chop?

Yara.

Yara Sofia, sashay away.

Whoo-ooh!

Oh!

Womanizer, henny.

♪ Oh, my God ♪

Yeah, I'm taking these shoes off.

It's really a bittersweet moment for me.

I want to be so happy that I'm still here,

and I am happy that I'm still here.

But now I have two strikes against me.

Ooh, that was a long-ass day, y'all.

And all I can do is just keep swinging.

I'm sad to see Yara go, but Miss Thing was miffed.

"Fuck all of you."

Fuck you all!

Why leave saying such a negative thing

when, bitch, it's not our fault that you were lackluster.

And then she wasn't fighting for it at the end, either.

And honestly, that might be why

the decisions were made the way they were,

because I felt her defeated

as soon as she was in the bottom, actually.

I am thankful and grateful to everybody

who did see the drive in me, who did see the fight in me.

I don't plan to let you guys down.

Should we see who sees the fight in you?

Sure. Open the box, mama.

-All right, girl, let's do it. -Here we go.

One for A'Keria.

One, two, three for Yara.

Ha ha ha.

Four for Yara.

Five, six, seven, and eight for Yara.

Is it gonna be anonymous?

Do you mean "unanimous?"

Ooh! [all laugh]

The group voted unanimously to save A'Keria.

This is just a complete 180

from what I thought was gonna happen.

So I am in panic mode.

[imitates siren]

I...I...

It was such a difficult decision.

So I chose you, A'Keria.

Okay.

Got it.

I have to tell you,

my heart said that I wanted you to stay,

but I thought track record integrity,

that's what we were going on.

I thought that everybody would say, okay,

well, they were both in the bottom, but Yara has the win.

You can do whatever the fuck you want, really, you know?

You don't have to, like, get the group's permission

to vote a certain way, honestly.

Right, but I didn't want everyone to think

that I was being shady.

But I feel stupid now,

not seeing what clearly everybody else saw.

Just stick with it. Just own it.

-[sighs] -At the end of the day,

that was your decision.

So you gonna have to grow up, mama,

and put your big-girl panties on.

I think that it's very important

that we take this word "integrity" off the table,

because at this point, we've been here long enough

to say that we are comfortable with each other--

I don't think we have to take integrity off the table.

I think we also have to just respect everybody's choice.

I was getting there, Scarlet, before you cut me off.

Okay. [chuckles]

So track record is, like, out the window?

I mean, it should be considered.

We'll know, like--

Well, will we? I mean...

I think I was trying too hard

to be on the same page as everybody else,

and now I look like the traitor.

I feel that, girl,

so let's just go on ahead and untuck,

because, baby, my back is killing me!

Let's get outta here.

I miscalculated this week, and I can't help but feel

like it's going to affect me down the road.

So may the odds be in everyone's favor.

Let's just say that.

-Ouch! -Oh, my bad!

[laughs] I'm sorry, girl.

Girl, now I ain't got to get my backs waxed.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

RuPaul: The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars

receives a one-year supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics,

a coveted spot in the Drag Race Hall of Fame,

and a cash prize of $100.000.

With extra-special guest judge Ms. Aisha Tyler.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ May the best drag queen ♪

♪ Best drag queen win ♪

Whoo! All Stars 6!

Aah! [all laugh]

I woke up before the alarm clock this morning

because I am so ready to get back in that werkroom

to start another week, another challenge.

Ooh, that's the tallest I ever felt.

Mama, I am ready to rock.

Well, Jan, go ahead. Read her off, baby.

"Fuck you all.

"I'm kidding.

ha, ha, ha, ha, you gaston?"

Hilarious, Yara Sofia."

It says, "You guys are hilarious."

"You guys are hilarious."

Aw!

Any last words?

Fuck you, too, bitch!

[all laugh]

Let's talk.

We have a little fashion-forward group.

I think we do.

Who has the best fashion do you think?

I be here for Kylie, though, no shame.

I mean, Kylie is always cuntsy.

[all laugh]

-I love the Cisco fantasy. -Thank you.

Trinity, I can most definitely--

if we can't give Trinity the trade,

we can give her the fashion.

Yeah, because you know, Miss A'Keria

just won't give me the trade.

-Oh, I'm not letting up, bitch. -That's fine.

Girl, Trinity's not giving me no trade.

If I don't see it, I don't see it.

Bloop, boop, boop.

Hello, hello, hello!

[cheering]

All right, mama!

All right.

I want that suit, though.

My All Star queens.

Now, you know, talk is cheap,

but having the charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent

to communicate with millions of people is priceless.

For this week's maxi-challenge,

you need to produce and host

an intimate, provocative, and enter-tainting chat show.

-Ooh! -Oh!

We're calling it Pink Table Talk.

[all laugh]

#AllStars6.

Now, working in teams of three,

you'll dish on your choice of three hot topics:

body, motherhood, and sex.

-Ooh. -Okay.

Now, go ahead and get into teams of three.

-Uh... -Oh, my goodness.

-Scarlet? -Yeah. We need one more.

-I'm down. -Okay, let's do it.

Jan-athan.

-Yeah, you can be with us. -Okay.

Yeah. I'm extremely happy with my team,

because all three of us have unique points of view,

and we love to talk.

So, honey, these kids in here are gonna gag

with me, Trinity, and A'Keria slaying this challenge.

Now, to get camera-ready,

feel free to use materials from the fabric.com wall.

-Oh! -Thank you!

All Stars, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win!

[cheering]

-Ooh! -Oh!

Today's maxi-challenge is Pink Table Talk,

where we have to host our own talk show

and spill the tea.

It's piping hot.

Hold up now. We got three topics here,

and we need to decide who's doing body, sex, and motherhood.

Well, we wanted the sex.

Well, you gotta do what you good at, girl.

Okay. [all laugh]

I think we should do motherhood.

I'm trying to be a mom. Can I do motherhood?

What do you mean you're trying to be a mom?

Girl, I'm trying to have a baby.

You're trying to adopt or, like--

No, we're having a surrogate.

Why do you feel like we should do motherhood?

Because I have two moms.

-Oh, that's amazing. -Oh, sickening.

I'm not the type to fight, but I really want motherhood,

because it's something that's, like,

really prominent in my life right now.

I have been safe this whole season,

and I'm getting a little bit tired of it.

You all are looking like, "Bitch, I want motherhood."

[laughs]

I have to stand out, okay?

I'm not super competitive naturally, but right now I am.

How do we decide?

Should we rock, paper, scissor for it?

I'm good with that.

Okay, okay, here we go.

Hold on. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

-Yeah! -Yeah, you--Fuck.

All right, fine, take it.

Okay, good, I'm glad. I'm happy.

Fine, whatever. Fine.

I am the body beautiful.

[all laugh]

I am going to look at this as an opportunity

instead of a roadblock,

and I'm gonna run with it.

Well, I won't run, but I will walk briskly

until I get winded, and then I'll sit down.

I think we are going to do splendidly.

Would you guys be opposed-- and you can totally say no--

to me being kind of, like, the moderator?

That's fine.

For me, obviously,

I've been plus-sized my entire adult life.

I'm totally fine talking about that.

Yeah. What about you, Pandora?

Guess who has body issues?

I do!

Guess who doesn't like to talk about them?

It's me!

I think that a big thing is I've always been really skinny.

You know, I was a twink, and then as I've gotten older,

I don't know what my body type is.

Dad bod?

[all laugh]

Like, aging twink?

That's the vulnerability the judges are looking for!

I think when I watch myself on Season 12,

I was very over-the-top

and very, like, everything's great!

And while I do try to have that outlook on life,

I think that I wanna show that there is a more real side to me

that can sit down

and have a conversation with somebody about a real topic.

This is such an opportunity to show them

what's behind the makeup, what makes us tick.

So we've gotta blend a little bit of the reality

with the fantasy.

Jan-tasy.

[laughs]

Oh, Lord.

[all laugh]

I'm really excited that I won that rock, paper, scissors.

Because motherhood, as soon as I saw it as an option,

just really stuck out to me.

I love my moms so much.

I love the fact that you have two moms

that you are really close with.

And that's something that I wish I really had with my mama.

I'm uncomfortable talking about motherhood

because I don't necessarily

have the best relationship with my mother.

It's still a work in progress.

I don't really know what I'm gonna say,

but mines may be a little bit more heartfelt,

a little bit more emotional.

-Honey, we need that. -Yeah, let it out, girl.

I've always been the type to not really show my emotions,

because I didn't want my vulnerability

to come off as weakness.

And for me to actually open up is gonna be the challenge here.

So do we want to pick someone

to, like, introduce each segment?

-Yeah, sure. -Yeah.

I can open the discussion up about how that we all can relate

in some way or another to motherhood.

I think if you're opening it, you should wrap it all--

-That's what I think. -Wrap it all up.

-Mm-hmm. -Boom.

I take the job of the moderator.

I don't think I've ever done anything quite like this before,

but I know I'm about to do it now.

We are here today

with Ra'Jah D. O'Hara and Scarlet Envy.

Today we are going to talk about motherhood.

Yeah.

I love that.

Oh, my God, girls, I'm so excited

to be in this group with you to be honest.

-Bitch, listen. -It's gonna be fun.

The goal this week is for our group to be in the top.

Definitely.

I am excited about getting the topic of sex,

because I love sex.

I think sex is a beautiful thing,

and there's some chapters in Miss A'Keria's book

that y'all haven't read yet, baby, trust.

I definitely wanna play with the topics

of, like, bending borderline gender roles.

Because you know, some people see me as a girl,

some people see me as a boy.

I will take it more serious

and speak on being a person who's HIV positive.

I love that you're open to talking about that.

Oh, no, definitely.

So then somewhere in there

I can be, like, as a bigger person, too,

I have to be very careful

about my sexual, you know, whatever, blah, blah, blah.

Yes, let's talk about it.

Let's talk about being, you know...

Fat.

[all laugh]

P-H-A-T and tasty, mama. Blblblbl.

I was gonna say big-boned, yeah.

You got some big-ass bones, bitch.

That's my big, gushy teddy bear, baby.

I love Eureka. I love her.

So this is going to be extremely fun.

♪ Girl? What, what? ♪

♪ Girl? Ha, ha ♪

I will remind you

of when we did our acting challenge,

remember they said kind of, like--

What did they say on the runway?

Come out of your shell?

I don't think I'm in my shell.

But they said that, right?

Do you not feel like I will be able to do that?

I think you can.

I just think you have to make sure it's like--

because you're setting the tone for the whole thing, you know?

Absolutely.

I'm a little bit worried for Kylie,

because she is so soft-spoken,

and she's kind of taken on the moderator.

So just make sure it's like, you know,

you're more excited to be here.

Are you--do you feel insecure about, like,

how I'm bringing us into the discussion?

No, I just think, like, it's just a high-energy thing.

So you don't think I have high energy.

I think it could be a little higher.

Well, do you wanna do it?

I mean, I say that

while I also say I believe that you can do it.

I just wanna make sure-- I just know, like--

Because I believe I can do it, too.

I just wanna make sure--

This is Pink Table Talk,

a show designed to make you gag, cry, laugh

all at the same damn time,

from three real queens with points of view.

Child, you're welcome.

Eureka, you found it:

the self-proclaimed elephant queen.

Opinions are like assholes, and I am one!

[laughs]

The illusion that causes all the confusion,

A'Keria D-A-V-E-N-P-O-R,

and honey, she's spilling all of the T.

Yes, God, Nessa, it's Trinity K. Bonet,

a woman with many backgrounds,

one of them being messy, so watch what you tell me.

Welcome to the Pink Table Talk.

-Today our topic is sex! -Ooh!

Everybody has it, but nobody's talking about it.

Do you ever have sex in drag?

You know what? In my heyday,

oh, Kiki definitely had sex in drag,

and I'm gonna keep it real with you.

I used to live my life as a transgender woman,

believe it or not.

-Really? -Yes.

Oh, that's who Kiki is!

Yes, so that's who Kiki is, honey.

But now I have retransitioned to living my life as a guy.

But as you know, I had my body done,

so the bottom half of me is very feminine shaped.

She got all the ass.

Yeah, you know, it's that ass almighty, girl.

And so, you know, some people are infatuated by it,

but they're not sexually attracted to it.

So they find it a little too feminine.

Right. And see, I'm naturally attracted to more feminine guys.

-Oh, wow. -I am, too.

Because I have my moments

where I might feel like I'm the trade, and you know--

-I mean, uh... -Oh, hold on.

Trinity swears she's the trade.

-I am the trade, girl! -Swears by it.

I would probably let you hit it. You know what I'm saying?

The thing about me when it comes to sex

is my particular community, it's very taboo for them

when it comes to being open and honest about their status.

And being a person who is openly HIV positive,

for a long time, I--

there was a lot of secrets for a lot of people.

-Yeah. -Yes.

But I'm nobody's secret.

I'm successful, I got my shit together.

I'm good in bed.

-Oh, okay! -I'm taking care of myself,

I'm undetectable, which is untransmittable.

And there's a lot of people out here

who are not educated

that you can be with somebody who is HIV positive

if they're undetectable and not catch the virus.

Thank you for that, and I definitely tip my wig to you.

Because a lot of people

are afraid to acknowledge the fact

that they are HIV positive

because of the stigma that we live in in this world.

-Yeah. -So do you have sex in drag?

No. Trinity is absolutely a virgin.

If you walk up to me

and you're like, "What's up?"

I'm like, "What's up?"

Okay, that's gonna scare me.

-Yeah. -That's the trade.

I'm, like--I've always felt like Josh is the manager

and Trinity's the artist.

So she off limits.

But if you put a ring on it, I'll role-play for you then.

All them things, because I like that.

I throw a ponytail on, girl, and I throw it on the boys.

How that go?

I honestly get a lot of ding-donging,

and I think it's just because I put myself out there

and I'm unafraid.

Honestly, what's this term "chubby-chaser?"

Bitch, I'm not running nowhere.

-Okay. [laughs] -You ain't gotta chase nothing.

I'm sitting here eating a Hot Pocket

ready for the ding-dong.

-Thank you. -But bitch, there's a difference

between worshipping someone's body and fetishizing it.

It goes from, like, "Ooh, yeah, I love that big ass,"

to, like, "Yeah, you big, nasty, fat bitch."

[all laugh] Oh, my God, no!

Y'all know I love a good game, honey,

so we're about to play what's inside my big, pink, furry box.

-Ooh! -Yes, ma'am.

Ooh. And she brought the box, mama.

I'm gonna allow you to play around

in my pink, furry box and guess what it is,

and I'm gonna reveal the truth afterwards.

Okay, y'all know what this is for.

It's to hold your mouth open

so you don't get teeth on the dick.

I need my hole to be just a little bit bigger.

I think you put your teeth-- am I right?

I don't know!

"The mystery item is a facial exerciser.

Just pop one in your mouth when you want to work out."

Is this how you work out with it?

Well, it's definitely making your double chin move.

[all laugh]

I mean, hey.

If it works, bitch, I might need these, mama.

Oh, my God, you guys.

Listen, ladies, I have had truly the best time with you all.

Thank you all so much

for joining us for the Pink Table Talk.

And always remember, you have one life to life, so live it.

And if the girls can't take you...

-Fuck 'em. -Fuck 'em.

[all laugh]

-I'm hungry. -Yeah.

Who's buying? That's the question.

I'm gonna take me some lips with me, though, girl.

Bitch, I'm taking the lips, too, mama.

-Give it to me. You buying? -No, no, no.

This is Pink Table Talk,

a kiki with three gorgeous queens

spilling that hot and juicy tea.

Keeping it real. Sometimes too real.

Hey, y'all, it's your girl Kylie Sonique Love.

I'm a Southern belle who is hell on heels.

Scarlet Envy here.

Sultry girl, runway red,

and I'm hung like a thoroughbred.

I'm your homegirl Ra'Jah D. O'Hara.

Known as the salty queen,

but now she's sweeter than ever. Mmm.

Hey, y'all, welcome to the Pink Table Talk,

where today we're gonna be talking about mamas.

Girl, yo mama's so fat--

No, we gonna be talking about motherhood.

Oh, girl, you better tell me something.

Now, girls, what's motherhood mean to you?

I have a lot of experience with motherhood, okay?

Not because I have ovaries. [laughs]

-But I actually have two moms. -Oh, my goodness.

Wait. What you mean you got two moms?

Well, they had a sale, so I just picked up two of them.

I love a good sale.

I really do. I have two moms,

and they found each other later in life.

This is my biological mother, the one I got the nose from.

-I mean, we look identical. -Thank you, Mama, for the nose.

She met Sherri-- they're both Sherris.

Sherri squared, I call them.

They met at the yoga class,

and it was love at first sight, I think, honestly.

They've been together for almost a decade.

So explain to us how it is

to have two mothers raise you basically.

So I've always been a mama's...boy.

Okay. [all laugh]

Ooh. But I have to say how inspired I am

by watching their love blossom.

Because they had marriages and kids and careers,

and that doesn't mean that they were finished

becoming who they were supposed to be.

They are getting married this year in Kentucky,

where it's hard to be queer people.

-Right. -I'm just so happy for them.

When you speak about your moms,

I can feel the love that you have for them.

It's actually something that I envy.

I've never really opened up about my mother

to a lot of people, because right now,

our relationship is a work in progress.

Growing up, we were actually super close,

but, you know, I'm also from a conservative state.

My mother is a pastor of a church,

and a lot of times

I felt like me just being a flamboyant little boy

was almost like an embarrassment to her.

That's really hard to hear.

I remember, I would literally wake up

to my mother blessing me.

Oh, my goodness.

Sometimes I was her baby,

sometimes I was an absolute stranger.

So that's the type of relationship that we had.

It was, like, very tumultuous, very up-and-down.

Don't get me wrong. I absolutely love my mother.

She raised me the best that she could.

But I do find myself

holding onto a lot of the hurt that I felt as a child.

I find myself having conversations with her today

as that same hurt little boy.

Can I tell you something?

Yeah.

Gimme your hand.

I had a lot of childhood trauma

and stuff like that with my family,

and someone said to me,

"Don't let that hurt child make your grownup decisions."

And I will tell you this.

It changed my whole perception

of all this weight that I carried with me for many years.

It helped me so much.

Girl, that spoke something into me.

Girl, y'all ain't got no tissue at this Pink Table Talk?

Ooh!

I wanna talk about the motherhood I experienced.

Now, I'm a trans woman.

I can't give birth,

but I have taken on the responsibility of having a pet.

His name is Gizmo.

I love him so much, you guys.

He literally is my child.

I thought I was training him to live with me,

but he's trained me to be a better person,

and I just feel so grateful.

So motherhood is full of surprises,

and so is my big, pink, furry box.

-Oh, my goodness! -Ooh! Okay?

So we're supposed to guess what this is.

Um...

Does it have an on/off button?

-That's all I wanna know. -There is not.

You wanna touch it?

Bitch, I need this for the room.

I'm gonna say it's a butt plug.

Okay, what is it?

It says, "Your mystery item is a citrus reamer.

Get every last drop of your juicy fruits."

-Ooh! -Ooh!

-Well, that was a blast. -Wow.

I wanna thank everybody for tuning in with us today.

All this talk about mamas has got me missing my mom.

So, Mom, if you're out there watching,

I love you, I miss you, I hope to see you soon.

I love you, Mom!

Call your mother!

Bye!

Strap on your heels and get all up in your feels,

because the Pink Table Talk begins now.

Brought to you by Sunday Riley.

I'm Ginger Minj,

and I'm the big-booty beauty with a huge heart.

Actually, the medical term is "enlarged."

I'm Pandora Boxx.

I'm filled with hilarity, sass,

and just a touch of gas. Brr!

Hey, I'm Jan.

Whether I'm serving funk or eating junk,

I'm always--ooh-- feeding the Jan-tasy.

Aah!

Oh, welcome to the show, everybody.

We hope you've poured yourself a nice, big cup of bulla-what,

because the tea is full-bodied today.

-Whew, yeah. -Wha-wha!

That's right, girls, we are talking about body issues.

Now, I know that a lot of people assume that I'm fat

because they think I eat too much.

What I haven't really shared

is that when I was about 14 years old,

I was 54 pounds.

-Same height I am now. -Oh, my gosh.

But I got a bowel obstruction.

Bowel obstruction.

It sounds like a punk rock band name.

[all laugh]

No, but it was screaming from the inside.

Actually--how do I put this delicately?

I couldn't poop for, like, six months.

And that is the vulnerability the judges are looking for!

So what they had to do was to go into my intestines,

cut 'em apart, fuse 'em back together,

and then I started gaining, like, eight pounds a week,

10 pounds a week,

until I just ballooned up to what I am now.

And I am 5'4" tall, 253 pounds,

and let me tell you, there is not a day that goes by

that everybody doesn't slide into my DMs and remind me.

Speaking of the social media,

I was watching RuPaul's Drag Race Season 12,

watching myself, I was going, "This is so amazing."

And I was having nacho, burrito, taquito,

and then I would go on live,

and all of these kids would comment.

They would be like, "Oh, Jan's got a double chin now."

"Jan's gaining weight."

And I'm, like, I thought I was a twink,

but now I'm like, I don't know...I think?

I have no idea what I am at this point.

I think a lot of times,

especially since we're in the public eye,

you depend on these other people to pump you up

and make you feel good about yourself.

But the problem is, when you look in the mirror,

there's nobody there but you

to tell you how beautiful you are.

That's what I had to do for myself,

and say, "I am okay with this weight gain.

This is who I am, and I love my butt."

Because there is some cushion for the pushin'!

I don't know.

A part of my body I used to really love

was my abs.

They've been missing for a while,

so if anyone finds them, please let me know.

Do you think we as drag performers

are held to certain beauty standards

that maybe other people aren't?

We 100% are.

What beauty standard would you tear down?

I would tear down ageism in beauty,

because back in 1912, I too was a twink.

Yes, she also went down more times

than the Titanic that year.

Well, I do love to be surrounded by seamen.

Ho, ho, ho, innuendo.

-Out-uendo! Ugh. -Yes.

I don't know., I have gone from Goldie Hawn to Oldie Hawn,

but it's just about owning it, I guess.

But I love Botox.

I'm sorry, I love it.

-I don't wanna crinkle, wrinkle. -Wow.

So we're changing your name to Pandora Botoxx.

[all laugh]

I look good, mama.

[all laugh]

Oh, my God, you guys,

what's inside my big, pink, furry box-ox-ox-ox-ox-ox-ox?

I don't know if I wanna play this game.

Oh.

Oh.

I am unsure of what that device is.

You're unsure? Oh!

Ooh! Ooh, it vibrates!

I like that.

It could be a lesbian device that warms up your fingers.

I think that it could be, like,

a laser hair removal type of situation, like an at-home.

"The mystery item is an eye stimulator?

"It gives gentle pulses

"to help get rid of bags, dark circles,

and make your eyes pop."

Out of your head.

"Or use it however you want."

It's a vibrator, Mary.

Girl, that's some conjunctivitis waiting to happen, okay?

Sterilize it after each use.

Oh, my God.

Well, we have had the best time here today

at the Big Pink Table talking to you.

So you remember out there,

it is time to accept that you're a hottie...

All: And start relying on that body-ody-ody!

Y'all take care. Come see us again.

Oh, wow.

I didn't realize all of us were so fucked up.

♪ Oh, my God ♪

-♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ -♪ Oh, my God ♪

I missed it. [all laugh]

I'm feeling really good

about my performance in the Pink Table Talk.

I'm feeling maybe a little liberated

that I could talk about some things

that I've never talked about before.

Oh, you smell like a woman.

Well, that's funny, because I put on cologne today.

[laughs]

I don't think there's any denying

that our team did really well.

I cannot take you seriously with that.

I feel amazing.

I feel like I have never looked better in my life.

Part of me kind of hopes we're judged in groups this time,

because I feel like our group was very cohesive.

-100%. -Yeah.

You know...

-How you feel? -I'm all right.

Yesterday was, like,

I think I actually went more vulnerable

than I thought I was going to,

because our topic was a little bit deeper.

But that's everything that you were supposed to do.

What you talked about was real-life shit.

Last night I was tossing and turning and tossing and turning,

just thinking, like, did I say too much?

Did I say anything that could possibly be damaging

to my relationship with my mom?

I think y'all can probably relate, because y'all know,

like, as in the Black community,

what goes on in this house stay in this house.

I just hope that my mom watches this

and she absolutely knows and understands

that I absolutely love her.

I am...

I don't blame her for my childhood,

but I don't wanna keep holding on to it.

I really want us to move forward,

because at this point,

my mom is really the only family that I have.

[sobs]

And I wanna build happy memories with her,

you know what I'm saying?

I don't want the rest of our relationship

to just be... [sighs]

...what it was in the past,

and me having to rehash what was in the past.

I really want us to make happy memories.

I really wanna be, like, a mama's boy again.

When I was younger, like, really young,

me and my mom, we were, like, dressed as twins.

We were real cute.

Especially going to church, we was clean in the mug, okay?

So, like, I really want that closeness back.

It's so much internal things that need to be said

in order for that relationship to even bond back together.

But everybody's so scared to say it,

because it falls on the line of disrespect.

No, it's not disrespect from me.

This is letting you know where my hurt comes from.

And it's not to hurt you, it's to heal us.

I let it out.

So hopefully the healing process will start.

I can't say what your mom is gonna feel.

I can't say how she's gonna react.

But hopefully this is one of those situations

that it really does bring y'all back together.

Thank you.

Of course, Mary.

So last week I thought

that everyone was gonna vote based off of track record,

and that kind of went out the window.

I feel like there's more to go on now than just track record.

I totally agree.

Does anyone worry that there's someone in the group

that's gonna just, like, vote someone out

just to get rid of them for competition?

It wouldn't be, like, a shocker.

So what you're saying is it's not personal, it's just drag.

-Bitch, it was never personal. -Okay.

At least not yet.

Oh, you gonna be Spongebob.

-Shut up, bitch. -[laughs]

[RuPaul laughs]

♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe, let your whole body talk ♪

♪ Cover girl ♪

And what?

Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars.

It's the mouth of the South...

Plainfield, New Jersey, Michelle Visage!

Yeah, let's go down the shore

and get a Taylor ham and cheese sandwich!

Is there a vegan option?

Always.

Is there an anal option?

Mm, quite a few.

[all laugh]

And the straight-talking Ross Mathews.

You know, straight-talking's not just my podcast, Ru.

It's how I live my life.

[laughs]

Actress, host, comedienne Aisha Tyler's here!

Hello!

You know, I think you'd be able to hear me better

if I took off this mask.

Let me just-- gimme one moment here.

the truth is, I get so emotional

whenever I come to Drag Race.

[all laugh]

Whenever I think of Drag Race.

This week we challenged our All Stars

to produce and star in tantalizing talk shows.

And tonight on the runway,

category is Clash Of The Patterns.

All Stars, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

♪ You wear it well ♪

Category is Clash Of The Patterns.

First up, Trinity K. Bonet.

Michelle: This is a tri-ballsy look.

Trinity: Tonight I am giving you African sensual.

I am paying homage to the king of Wakanda.

May you live forever.

RuPaul: Yes, she Afri-can!

♪ You wear it well ♪

Eureka!

You know, I'd take one in every color,

but she already did. [all laugh]

Eureka: Mama, y'all cannot take Honey Boo Boo

at her sweet 16.

She's flaming, she's floral,

she's all the patterns, honey.

Aisha: The kids made fun of me,

but I ended up a Drag Race All Star,

so suck it, kids!

RuPaul: A'Keria C. Davenport.

Ross: But the question is, does she measure up?

A'Keria: I'm giving you life-size mannequin,

with a pattern on my body.

If this is not drag eleganza extravaganza,

I don't know what to tell you.

Aisha: Baby, what's your inseam?

[all laugh]

RuPaul: Ra'Jah O'Hara. She reppin' Mozambique!

Ra'Jah: If you didn't know she's Black, proud,

serving you all the flavor you need, baby.

Seasoning salt the house down.

Ross: That's a wrap on Ra'Jah.

♪ You wear it well ♪

RuPaul: Kylie Sonique Love.

Michelle: Tiger King? How about leopard queen?

Kylie: If a fish and a bird fell in love,

where would they make a home?

They would make a home right here,

and put a pink hat on top of it.

RuPaul: How did she get her hands

on Michelle Visage's first communion dress?

Thank you. [all laugh]

RuPaul: Scarlet Envy.

Michelle: I have some notes on this look.

RuPaul: Uh-huh.

Scarlet: This dress is made

out of my grandparents' love letters.

What better way to say thank you to both of them

for the greatest gift they gave me, which is my mom?

RuPaul: I wish I could quilt you.

Michelle: Ridiculous.

♪ Girl, that high-and-tight ♪

RuPaul: Jan.

Michelle: Oh, she's a bag lady!

♪ You know you wear it well ♪

Jan: I am a rich girl

who just got out of her lavender Tesla

and is going on a shopping spree.

RuPaul: She's on her way to Shopaholics Anonymous.

♪ You know you wear it well ♪

Ginger Minj.

Michelle: Be vewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits.

[all laugh]

Ginger: I am serving you safari realness.

I'm sporting my hand-painted boots,

my fabulous little coiffure pushed over to the side,

and I feel like the queen of the jungle.

Aisha: Ooh, here come Tarzan, baby.

[all laugh]

RuPaul: Pandora Boxx.

Aisha: Goes from to day to evening

to haunting a house in one day.

Pandora: I am giving you a glamorous homage

to Sally from Nightmare Before Christmas.

It's that fun, nerdy, geeky side of myself,

and I am loving it.

RuPaul: This dress is totally versatile.

It doesn't go with anything.

[all laugh]

Welcome, All Stars.

Based on your Pink Table Talk show performances,

and your Clash Of The Pattern runway presentations,

I've made some decisions.

Trinity K. Bonet.

Eureka.

A'Keria C. Davenport.

You were the best team of the week.

Thank you!

Yay!

Congratulations.

I'm so proud of you. Werk!

Whoo-whoo-whoo!

But...

Oh!

The top All Star of the week is...

Ginger Minj.

Werk, bitch! Werk! [applause]

Con-drag-ulations, Ginger.

Oh, my God, I just flooded my basement. Thank you.

You've won a cash prize of $5.000

courtesy of Sunday Riley.

Trinity, Eureka, and A'Keria,

you are safe.

Thank you.

You may leave the stage.

-Thank you. -I'm so happy for you.

We love you. Good luck.

Ladies, now it's time

for the judges' critiques,

starting with Ra'Jah O'Hara.

I wanna talk about your runway look first.

It's so interesting and so beautiful,

and I love how the patterns juxtapose against each other.

You better put that outfit in your car,

because I'm going to steal it from you.

So you girls, I think, got the toughest topic,

because it's very heated within the LGBTQIA+ community,

relationships with families in general, especially mothers.

There were some great things that you were talking about,

being queer in the South.

The way you talked about them were really matter-of-fact,

which is kind of good,

because that's the way people are gonna listen.

And I think you had a strong night.

Thank you.

First of all, I've done this job,

so I know how hard it is.

My nickname when I was on The Talk was "Cryisha,"

because I was always crying on television.

And there's a part of all of us

that wants to maintain composure in front of other people,

but what I loved about the conversation

were the moments when you were really open,

because those moments

can really affect the people that are watching at home.

-Thank you, Ra'Jah. -Thank you.

Up next, Kylie Sonique Love.

I love that dress,

and those shoes, they're gorgeous!

Thank you.

You look like a butterfly flew into the rave.

I also love your tights. Your legs are sparkling.

You look fantastic.

So you had the tough job of moderating.

That's a tough gig.

You have to keep the conversation moving,

which I think you did a good job with.

The problem for me was

I didn't feel like I got to know enough of you.

There was a beautiful moment that you had with Ra'Jah

and talking about your inner child.

I wanted more of that,

because I know that you have more to tell.

The whole point was to open up.

When I look back, what I learned new about you,

I can't really think of that much.

-Thank you. -Thank you so much.

All right, up next, Scarlet Envy.

This look is absolutely stunning.

Can you tell me what those letters are?

These are actually

my grandparents' love letters from the 1940s.

He was in the Navy.

You can see the Navy symbol here.

Michelle: Wow!

That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard.

No one's ever written me a love letter. Not once.

I got an email that was pretty polite once.

[laughs]

I thought when you talked about your moms

at the Pink Table Talk, that was fascinating.

The best parts were when you were just telling your truth.

But you do this thing

where sometimes you switch into performancey,

so when you flipped into that show mode,

I was like, oh, get back to being vulnerable,

because that is the most interesting part.

I think a big part of our lives

as performers or as drag performers

is you always kind of have a little bit of a mask on,

and it's hard work to let that mask fall down.

It's terrifying.

And sometimes you drop it

and you wanna put it right back up again.

You're like, wait a minute.

Ooh, they saw me with my stuff off.

It was interesting watching you go between your drag persona

and your real life as your mother's son.

I don't know if you have found

that sweet spot between the two yet.

It kind of made me feel--

I don't know, it made me feel a little uncomfortable.

-Thank you, Scarlet. -Thank you.

All right, up next, Jan.

Hi-ee!

Tonight on the runway, your face looks beautiful.

-Thank you. -Your hair is adorable.

Now, the dress itself, I think it would have looked stronger

if there were no chaps and just a little knee sock.

Yes, it's a pattern, it's clash of the pattern,

but it also needs to look and make sense,

and this isn't really looking right.

Okay.

Here's the thing with you as a performer.

You are so excited to be there,

but it means you're always at 110%

100% of the time.

And I think you become much more interesting as an entertainer

when you have different paces,

different emotions, different energies.

I know I'm high-energy. I know I talk all the time.

I'm very talkative.

And it's frustrating,

because I'm trying to find that balance of when to talk,

when to be high-energy, and when to be real.

You know, we're in show business,

we're self-centered, we're all of that.

You just can't appear to be that way.

[laughs]

Exactly!

So thank you, Jan.

Up next, the Boxx that rocks, Pandora Boxx.

I like this dress

because I think it really is clash of the pattern.

And I like the little polka-dot on your polka-dot,

if you know what I mean.

Your conversation as a team, I liked learning about you guys

and I liked hearing you be vulnerable.

And I thought it was really important

for you to talk about ageism.

When you are a diva

and a part of your job is to look perfect,

to let that mask down

and talk about how you feel about it is really important.

You said, "I used to be a Goldie Hawn, now I'm an Oldie Hawn."

That's funny.

The issue was, Pandy,

is that I never really understood

how you felt about it,

and you're too good for surface.

I personally do know you,

and I know you to not be a demure, quiet lady,

and I feel like you're holding back.

Thank you, ladies.

I think we've heard enough.

Based on the judges' critiques,

I've made some decisions.

When I call your name, please step forward.

Ra'Jah O'Hara.

Pandora Boxx.

You are safe.

[exhales]

Kylie.

Scarlet.

Jan.

I'm sorry, my dears,

but you are the bottom queens of the week.

Thank you, ladies. You may leave the stage.

Oh, they're here.

-Welcome back. -Werk! Hi!

I'm so disappointed to be in the bottom,

because I was so excited to share the story of my moms

and how inspired I am by them.

Scarlet, myself, and Jan are in the bottom.

-Oh! -Yes, ma'am.

I mean, I'm gonna do anything I can to plead my case.

I am not gonna leave this competition tonight.

Scarlet, what'd they say about you, babe?

I got pretty rave reviews, actually.

I mean, everyone loved my look.

I was able to explain that they're my grandma's letters.

They said that we had the most difficult category,

but I definitely didn't get the worst critiques.

This is not the tea.

It seems like Scarlet is in some way

ignoring the fact that RuPaul,

the person whose name is on the top billing of this program,

literally said that Scarlet made her uncomfortable.

I am absolutely not done here.

It really sucks to be sitting here

feeling so good about the job that I did

and the way that I look.

Well, why don't you come and talk to me?

All right.

Sitting here listening to these girls,

this is what keeps going through my head:

I won.

[imitates crowd roar]

And mama, nothing can bring me down.

Except, oh, shit, I have to vote.

I feel good about what I did.

I feel good about the critiques I got.

I didn't think I would be asking for a second chance tonight,

but I guess that's what I'm doing.

Well, I know that I definitely

did not get the harshest critiques.

Out of the three of you, who do you think should go home?

-Like, if you had to choose-- -I think Jan should go home...

...because she got the harshest critiques.

[sighs]

Jan's major negative critique

was that she gives 110% 100% of the time.

And that just confuses me,

because they told me to bring the funk, and I brought it.

This is me.

Like, that's a compliment.

Well, not when the challenge is meant to be conversational.

I think that's what they mean.

Had you brought it down a little bit

and been able to hold that conversation with them--

don't change a word you said,

but your energy level was brought down a little bit,

that would have changed the whole dynamic of it.

I was not up here 100% of the time.

Like, I just don't--

[sighs]

Jan is wearing me the fuck out. [laughs]

She doesn't really understand

that the judges just want her to be real.

That's the funk she's missing is the honesty.

But, I mean, I think all they're saying

is sometimes you can just take a breath and take a step back,

because the thing is is like you do have a bubbly personality--

But that's what I mean.

I'm, like, do they just not like me?

It's not that. It's just--

No, it's not that they didn't like you.

What they were really getting at

is to be a little more I guess real,

just a little bit, like--

Just be authentic.

I just don't know

what anybody wants from me at this point.

I'm a big cheerleader at heart,

and so for people to say that it's insincere

and it's not real is crushing to me,

because that is me.

[cries]

And I'm just--I'm frustrated.

I'm really trying.

Well, let me start this by saying

you know I'm a huge fan of yours.

I've always been Team Kylie.

I've always adored you.

I'm embarrassed that I'm sitting here.

I've been there.

I know, girl, and I know you know what it feels like,

so you know what I'm going through right now.

I do think you had one of the weaker performances this week,

but you played the same role that I did.

You were the moderator,

and I know how difficult that is.

I was getting a little worried,

because I didn't wanna step on Scarlet telling her story.

Then Ra'Jah comes in, and Ra'Jah has her moment,

and it was just kind of going around in circles.

I get it. I get it completely.

So, I mean, this is not an easy decision.

I don't know what I'm gonna do at this moment.

Mm-hmm, right.

I need to be here with you guys.

I need to be at the top with you,

because that's my fucking dream.

These girls are my sisters,

but sisters will come for you,

and sisters will steal your boyfriend

and your favorite T-shirt and all that shit.

So I have to fight to stay here.

I've waited 12 years,

praising God and Allah and Buddha

and everybody there is to praise,

to be back on this show and get a second chance.

I need to be here.

I didn't come here to just be pretty or be the trans girl.

I am telling you guys, I need you to believe in me.

Kylie, all I'm gonna ask

is next week, if you're still here,

will you talk a little louder

so I can hear what you're saying?

Yeah, girl! Honey, I will.

The only thing is is when I get loud, honey,

I get country.

Then own it!

I would like to see you be unafraid to push that part out,

because you're gonna have to to stay here,

and I wanna see you stay here as long as you can be here, girl.

Bitch, I can get loud.

-I'm not fucking shy. -There she is.

And anybody who's ever been around me

can see that I'm not shy.

-Right. -Bitch, I live.

I'm here for it. You go, Miss Kylie!

Kylie, Miss Kylie, you go!

That's how you play the game.

How are you? [laughs]

Girl, all over the place.

Well, you should be fucking thrilled,

because you won!

So I have a question for you.

What's the tea?

So when I spoke to Scarlet,

she said she had the best critiques

and you had the harshest.

Oh, bitch.

This is truly some bullshit.

I'll be honest.

I got probably the harsher critiques from everybody else,

but Ru gave Scarlet the harshest critiques,

like, for anybody.

And I was, like, that's from Mother.

I find it really annoying

that Scarlet's trying to pin this narrative on me,

because that's not the real narrative.

That's not the true tea.

I can't tell you what to do.

I don't know what to do.

I'm gonna put Jan in the box.

I love you, Jan.

I think that you're a phenomenal entertainer,

but you've been in the bottom twice.

[sighs]

Love you, sis.

Oh, Lord Jesus, that is real right now,

seeing my name right here.

I think you're gorgeous, I think you're fabulous,

but I didn't wanna vote for my teammate.

I love you, but just my opinion.

I have to make a decision,

and I can't just kind of blend in with the group.

I have to do this on my own.

So I keep going through all three of these queens,

trying to figure out

what the actual judging criteria for me should be.

But what's the criteria?

What do I do?

Anybody wanna tell me?

Whisper in my ear.

I don't know.

Welcome back, ladies.

Ginger Minj, are you ready to meet your lip sync opponent?

I was born ready.

Okay.

Ladies, it's time to present this week's lip sync assassin.

-Ooh! -Okay.

-Whoo! -Oh, my God.

-Oh. -Oh.

-Ooh! -Okay!

Oh, wait, who's this?

The Bride of Frankenstein.

Ru-veal yourself!

-My goodness. -Who is it?

-I have no idea. -Does that say "Latrice?"

-No idea. -No. No.

No.

-Oh! -What?

-Oh, no! -What? Oh!

Oh, my God!

Girl, wait a minute.

So y'all keep wanting to use this word "lip sync assassin,"

and y'all done brought Bianca Del Rio?

It's your favorite!

[all laugh]

I'm kidding. I don't know you.

[all laugh]

Now, mama can tell a mean joke,

but I ain't never saw her burn no stage in no lip sync.

We ain't really got to ever see her lip sync.

Blame it on Bianca Del Rio.

You see all of our All Stars here?

Yeah, you can call some of 'em that.

Apparently there was a fire at the zoo.

[all laugh]

Bianca, are you ready to lip sync the house down, boo?

Well, actually...

-No. -What?

What?

I decided that I'm not interested in doing it

because I didn't have to do it my season,

so why do it now?

Take notes, girls.

If you do it right the first time,

you don't have to come back.

[all laugh]

Actually, I'm just here looking for the bathroom.

Well, I suppose you could use Michelle's Porta Potty.

Typical.

-[laughs] -Good luck, bitch, I'm out.

The parking lot's to the ri-- Yeah, you got it.

-What? What? -[laughs]

Oh!

It looks like a human.

[laughs]

Who is she?

Oh!

I'm so bad at this guessing game.

Ru-veal yourself!

Oh, my God, who is it?

I mean, she's giving hands.

Ooh!

[gasps]

[cheering] Oh, my God!

Uh-oh!

Okay, you look good, bitch, okay?

Ooh, the eyes that cause confusion, bitch,

come through, Miss Mayhem Miller, okay?

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Gorgeous!

Okay, May-May, you betta, bitch.

Bitch, she do the damn thing. I wish I could--

[laughs]

-[laughs] -Well, well, well.

Well!

Mayhem Miller.

Mm-hmm.

Are you reaty to turnt it tout t-t-tonight?

Aunt-t-t-tie, I'm readt-t-ty.

[all laugh]

Two queens stand before me.

Ginger, this is your chance to impress me,

win $30.000...

Damn.

And earn the power

to give one of the bottom queens the chop.

The time has come... [thunder]

[grunting] for you to lip sync...

[echoing] for your life!

Yeah!

I don't want to send one of my sisters home.

Come on, Ging.

But there is $30.000 on the line tonight.

So I'm sorry,

but I'm gonna have to tap dance on your back, bitch.

Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

[music plays]

♪ Uh, where the hell my phone? ♪

♪ Where the hell my phone? ♪

♪ Where the hell my-- where the hell my phone, huh? ♪

♪ How I'm 'posed to get home? Uh ♪

♪ Where the hell my phone? ♪

♪ Where the hell my phone? ♪

♪ Where the hell my-- where the hell my phone, huh? ♪

♪ How I'm 'posed to get home? ♪

♪ Okay, 2:15 and the lights come on ♪

♪ Where my phone? ♪

♪ Looking around like where my phone? ♪

♪ Looking where my homies went ♪

♪ How I'm 'posed to get home? ♪

♪ How I'm 'posed to get home? ♪

♪ Walk-walkin' home with my feet all sore ♪

♪ Walking home with my feet all sore ♪

♪ What the hell these Louboutins for? ♪

♪ What the hell these Louboutins for? ♪

♪ Yeah, I was getting it, looking real cute ♪

♪ Up in the club, man, how do you do, huh? ♪

♪ Hair ain't a don't, hair is a do ♪

♪ Ooh, he fine, what's up with you? ♪

Oh, my God.

Why?

♪ Ooh, unlock that, all up in my contacts ♪

♪ Ooh, unlock that, all up in my contacts ♪

Gingey!

Girl! Okay, bitch! [laughs]

We about to call 911

if she falls on the floor like that again.

♪ Yeah, and I seen that boy ♪

♪ Looked at me, but I got annoyed ♪

♪ 'Cause he bought me a drink for a dollar ♪

♪ Boy came over here and he wanted to holler, yep ♪

♪ Boy came over here and he wanted to holler, yep ♪

♪ Boy came over here and he wanted to holler, yep ♪

♪ My song came on, so I hit the dance floor ♪

♪ Man, I lost my mm, phone ♪

♪ Walk-walking home with my feet all sore ♪

♪ Walking home with my feet all sore ♪

♪ What the hell these Louboutins for? ♪

♪ What the hell these Louboutins for? ♪

♪ Walking home and it's damn near 4:00 ♪

♪ Walking home and it's damn near 4:00 ♪

♪ What the hell these Louboutins for? Oh ♪

♪ I don't know where I'm going ♪

♪ Where the hell my phone, hey? ♪

♪ Where the hell my phone? ♪

♪ Where the hell my-- where the hell my phone, huh? ♪

♪ How I'm 'posed to get home, huh? ♪

♪ Where the hell my phone? Where the hell my phone? ♪

♪ Where the hell my-- where the hell my phone, huh? ♪

♪ How I'm 'posed to get-- ♪

-But you're holding it. -Oh.

[laughter and applause]

I've made my decision.

Ginger Minj, you're a winner, baby.

[cheers and applause]

You gotta get them 30.

Girl, I just won $30.000!

That's the biggest tip I ever got.

And I if could just say something,

I'd like to give $2.500

to each of my teammates from this week.

-Oh, Ginger! -Wow!

I don't feel like I would have won without them.

Can I get some? [all laugh]

I'll give you a ride home.

I like a good ride.

Mayhem Miller.

Mm-hmm.

Y'all come back now, you hear?

I'm gonna come all the time.

[laughs]

You may leave the stage.

-Thank you, darling. -Bye.

Bye. It was so good to see you!

I want my money, bitch.

All right, I'll cut you in.

-Bye-bye! -Mayhem Miller!

Yay, Mayhem!

Will the bottom queens please step forward.

Ginger Minj, with great power comes great responsibility.

Which queen have you chosen...

to get the chop?

I thought a really long time about this,

and there was just no other way

that I could have made a decision

where I would have been able to go to bed

feeling okay at the end of the night.

So I have chosen...

Scarlet.

As it is written, so it shall be done.

Scarlet, you are and will always be an All Star.

Thank you.

Now sashay away.

I feel devastated.

I feel totally broken.

I wanted this so badly,

not for the money, and not for any other reason

other than I wanted to prove to myself that I could do it.

I love you.

Write a love letter to you.

Whoo!

Con-drag-ulations, All Stars.

And remember, if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an "amen" up in here?

-Amen! -Amen!

All right. Now let the music play.

[music plays]

♪ Con-drag-ulations, you're number one ♪

♪ I wanna thank you for a job well done ♪

♪ Con-drag-ulations ♪

RuPaul: Oh, Scarlet?

There's a scarlet letter waiting for you.

Girl, you ain't gonna believe this.

What?

This season, there's a game within the game.

[gasps] A game within a game?

You wanna play?

Yeah!

RuPaul: Next time on All Stars...

Hi, guys!

[cheering and shouting]

For this week's maxi-challenge,

you'll be overacting

in Ru-merican Horror Story: Coven Girl.

[cheering]

I'm going to give them some drama.

You probably haven't noticed I'm dying.

Look at me, I tell ya!

We came here to be supermodels.

-[sighs] -No.

I'm gonna come show you what I mean.

When they gotta get up outta they seat to direct you,

that ain't good.

Ru-veal yourself!

[RuPaul laughs, bell dings]

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ Losers, weepers ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ Finders, keepers ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ Losers, weepers ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪