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Mom, we're gonna
miss the movie!
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- No, we're not.
- Okay, but we've been here for hours.
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I-I don't want to hang out
at the stupid horse hospital.
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This stupid horse hospital
puts dinner on your table.
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It wouldn't kill you
to take an interest.
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W-What's this thing?
I-In the middle of the room?
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With... With the hole
in the end?
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That's a breeding mount.
The nurses use it to collect...
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reproductive material.
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[ Click, whirring ]
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[ Squishing ]
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[ Click, whirring stops ]
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Okay, let's go see this
latest piece of Marvel shit
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you kids are [bleep] over.
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Yeah.
A-About time.
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So, d-does your hospital
ever need, like,
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after-school
volunteers?
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Wow. Who are you and
where did you put my son?
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Ha! No, no. Seriously.
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I-I'm very interested
in... in your work.
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[ Birds chirping ]
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[ Sighs ]
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Morty, you dirty little doggy.
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[ Liquid sloshing ]
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Ugh! Come on!
[ Grunting ]
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[ Liquid sloshing ]
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Hey, Rick.
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Oh, hey, kiddo.
How's your Saturday?
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You know, super chill.
W-W-Whatcha doin'?
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Eh, nothing adventurous.
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You know that race of
Underground Dwelling Cannibal
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Horse People that
we're always fighting?
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Yeah, the CHUDs.
W-W-What about 'em?
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Well, don't tell anybody,
but I'm working on
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a bioweapon
to use against them,
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so I got this barrel of horse
semen from your mom's hospital
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and I'm just gonna,
you know,
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subject it to
some otherworldly forces.
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Guess I should test it,
make sure it's...
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- Make sure it's what?!
- Horse semen, obviously.
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Okay, but it says it is
right on the barrel!
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You're not being
very scientific, Morty.
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Measure twice, cut once.
Especially with semen.
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Did you even ask Mom
if you could have this?!
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Morty, if I wanted
to steal horse semen, I'd...
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Yes, I asked her.
What is at stake for you here?
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Why don't you trust labels?!
All right! Fine! I won't test it!
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God damn. Your generation really
picks random hills to die on.
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Don't get too close.
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I'm running an inhuman amount
of power through this semen.
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Should be safe, though,
since the semen itself is,
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you know, also inhuman.
Here we go.
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[ Crackling ]
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[ High-pitched whine ]
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[ Rumbling ]
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[ Creature growling ]
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[ Screaming ]
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[ Snarling ]
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[ Glass shattering ]
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W-What happened?!
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The sperm, Morty!
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They're super monster sperm now!
I blame myself.
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Unless there was something
about the sperm I didn't know.
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Are you... Are you saying
that to mess with me?
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What?
Mess with you how?
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Like, trying to get me
to say something?
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Morty, I have no idea
what you're talking about!
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- For real?
- Yes!
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Okay. Good.
Then... Then it's your fault!
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[♪♪]
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[♪♪]
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[♪♪]
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[♪♪]
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*RICK AND MORTY*
Season 05 Episode 04
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Episode Title: "Rickdependence Sprayn"
Aired on: July 11, 2021.
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Beth: Dad, what the hell
is going on?!
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Beth, sweetheart,
Can you give me a minute?
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I'm trying to steer around
the bodies of our neighbors.
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[ Thump ]
Oh, that felt like Gene.
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That's on you, Beth.
Dad, I swear...
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Mom, it's... it's not
Rick's fault, it's...
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Space Sperm.
What?!
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Yeah.
Space Sperm.
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I-I've seen em' before,
but n-n-never like this.
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Space Sperm?!
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Sperm from Space?
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Very impressive verbal
forensic work, Jerry.
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Holy [bleep].
How big are space [bleep]?
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Don't answer that!
Damn, they must be huge.
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[ Tires screeching ]
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Oh!
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[ Laser pistol zapping ]
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Oh, [bleep],
oh, shit [bleep].
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[ Roaring ]
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[ Snarling ]
[ Pistol clicks ]
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Mr. Sanchez!
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The President is very eager
to speak with you!
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Morty, look,
you gotta do me a solid here.
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Y-you want me to keep the secret
of where these things came from?
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Yes, technically, it's a lie,
but I messed up,
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and I'm embarrassed 'cause it's,
you know, science.
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No problem.
I got your back, dawg.
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Really? Okay. Cool.
And thanks, Morty.
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I thought that'd be
a harder sell.
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Y-You did a shameful thing.
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Dwelling on it isn't gonna
help, you know, am I right?
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Sometimes you just gotta
wipe it off,
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toss it in the trash,
and head back to study hall.
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Uh, not getting the metaphor
but I'll take your hall pass.
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Sanchez!
Get the hell in here!
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Space Sperm?
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Jesus, how big are space
[bleep]? Same page club.
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Well, Mr. President,
the theory of Cosmic DNA
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has been around for decades...
Chupacabras, Yeti,
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Stonehenge, Ancient Rome.
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Are these all myths,
monsters, legends,
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or different names
for sperm from outer space?
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I'll tell you what I think,
Sanchez.
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I think either
you caused this mess,
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or it's those godforsaken Horse
People that dwell underground.
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CHUDs. CHUDs.
That's them.
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Ugh, if they're behind this,
so help me, God.
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Morty, you've always been
a straight shooter.
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You can't prove that!
Wait, what?
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Oh... oh. Right. I can
protect you, little man.
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Blow that whistle.
Toot, toot.
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Is this
your grandpa's fault?
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Here's what I know, sir.
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This is the greatest country
on Earth.
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It invented apple pies
and lasers.
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Mm. Keep talking.
And that sperm...
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We don't know
nothin' about it.
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Then the CHUDs
just got themselves a war.
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And you just dodged
a personal drone strike.
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Hello! Hello.
Sorry, I'm late.
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This is Professor Shabooboo, the
world's leading expert on sperm.
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Thanks for getting here so
fast. My schedule was wide open.
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I have been tracking our new
sperm friends since their arrival,
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a-and if my calculations
are correct,
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they have gathered here.
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Why would the sperm
go to the Grand Canyon?
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Why are you looking at me
like the answer is obvious?
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Oh, you can't be serious.
Are we in middle school?
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You think sperm
are instinctively
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heading for America's...
Don't high-road us, lady.
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It's where they went.
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Now, how do we deal
with these...
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"Orgasogoblins"?
No takers?
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Okay. These...
"[Bleep]plestiltskins?"
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No? Dumb?
These, uh, "[Bleep] Boogins?"
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Oh, yeah, yeah,
[Bleep] Boogins.
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- Really?
- [Bleep] Boogins?
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We'll use it as a placeholder
and beat it later.
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Mr. President, i-if I may?
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Luckily, I was able
to secure a specimen.
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Now, obviously our first steps
will be to analyze its DNA
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and figure out what
these beautiful creat...
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Oh, why?!
It-it had a gun!
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Are you out of your mind
bringing an armed sperm in here?
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But they can't hold guns!
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The boy literally
never lies!
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Look, if you want
these things gone,
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give Rick and me a plane
and some nukes.
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We'll wipe 'em out
and leave no trace of them.
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Only one way
to deal with it.
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He's right.
[Burps] I'm a scientist.
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Fair enough.
Blow 'em to hell.
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What are people gonna do,
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complain we made
the canyon grander?
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Jerry, we're being bad parents.
Do something!
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I-is this water
for everyone?
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Yes, and I'd love a glass.
Comin' up!
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What are you doing?
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And, Rick, to make sure
you don't screw anything up,
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I'm sending
my best men with you.
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And women.
It's a fine suggestion,
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but I doubt their leader
will be a sexy queen
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that needs to be kickboxed.
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100% male Marines!
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They say cutting
a sperm's throat is like
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running a warm knife
through butter.
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I'm gonna make these things
pregnant... with death!
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No fear!
No humility!
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Both:
Zero chance of consequences!
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Hey, gentlemen's bet... which
of these background Marines
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you think will last
the longest?
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I'm not betting on
human lives, Rick.
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All of these people
are gonna survive,
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but obviously that guy
the longest.
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Yeah, he's my pick, too.
What's his name?
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Blazen? Pretty cool.
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Yeah. He's, like, meditating
through turbulence.
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Psh. I bet if
something fell,
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he'd like, catch it
without opening his eyes.
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Totally. Should we
throw something at him?
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I-I got a pencil somewhere.
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[ Both scream ]
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[ Marines screaming ]
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Who-who's shooting at us?!
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Oh, wow, that's unexpected.
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The sperm made a catapult?!
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A-A-Are they getting
smarter?!
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No, you're getting dumber
because that's a trebuchet.
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Nobody knows
the difference!
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They're reloading
that textbook trebuchet!
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Time to fly!
Aaaaaah!
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Oh!
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[♪♪]
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We gotta keep moving.
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So cool.
Not even a scratch.
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Okay, girls, and I mean
that derogatorily.
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We just took a fat "L,"
and what we need is a fat "P."
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A plan.
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I take the lead here.
You two watch the flanks.
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Blazen, bring up the... Hey!
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Please, one person
draws the plan!
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[Bleep]
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- [Bleep]
- [Bleep]
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I'm sorry, but what the hell
are we calling them?
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Agh! Oof.
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Fine. I'm dying,
so I get to pick the name.
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Crispy Cremes with a "C"!
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Whoa!
[ Grunting ]
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[ Snarling ]
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Whoa. E-Easy there, little guy.
It's okay.
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I-I-It's okay.
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Do you... recognize me?
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Do you know you
came from me?
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I'm Morty.
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I'll call ya "Sticky,"
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'c-'cause you're sticky
and... and you're stuck.
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Oh. [ Chuckles ]
[ Purring ]
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Step aside, Morty.
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It's okay.
Y-You don't gotta do this.
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It's haploid genetic code,
Morty,
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a biological
fertilizing machine.
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W-What's gotten into you?
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Rick, let him go.
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Ugh.
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Morty, don't [bleep]
with me.
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What the hell's
going on with you?
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I think I know exactly
what's going on here.
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Kidding.
This shit is totally random.
244
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Let's keep moving.
W-Which way?
245
00:08:52,077 --> 00:08:53,461
[ Inhales deeply ]
246
00:08:53,545 --> 00:08:57,332
When one sense is bound,
the others are released.
247
00:08:57,416 --> 00:08:58,466
[ Sniffing ]
248
00:08:58,550 --> 00:09:00,735
Holy [bleep].
He... He can smell caves?
249
00:09:00,819 --> 00:09:02,269
I'm not trying
to smell anything.
250
00:09:02,353 --> 00:09:05,406
The whole planet's
a dorm room trash can.
251
00:09:05,490 --> 00:09:06,942
Sir, Rick Sanchez
has gone dark.
252
00:09:07,026 --> 00:09:08,409
I knew we couldn't
rely on him!
253
00:09:08,493 --> 00:09:10,077
Well, maybe the pilot
got too horny
254
00:09:10,161 --> 00:09:11,479
as they approached
America's Vagina.
255
00:09:11,563 --> 00:09:13,014
If you're gonna hang out
in my war room,
256
00:09:13,098 --> 00:09:14,482
you can't just
make snarky comments.
257
00:09:14,566 --> 00:09:16,351
At least do something useful,
like Jerry.
258
00:09:16,435 --> 00:09:19,286
Right to the top,
just the way you like it.
259
00:09:19,370 --> 00:09:20,488
Here's our situation.
260
00:09:20,572 --> 00:09:22,623
Rick's gone,
and so are all our nukes.
261
00:09:22,707 --> 00:09:23,959
Now what?
262
00:09:24,043 --> 00:09:25,893
None of you have an idea?
I do.
263
00:09:25,977 --> 00:09:27,495
That's right, me...
The girl.
264
00:09:27,579 --> 00:09:29,430
Gentlemen,
what do sperm want?
265
00:09:29,514 --> 00:09:31,432
The same thing as a lumberjack
in the morning
266
00:09:31,516 --> 00:09:32,634
or a fox at night.
267
00:09:32,718 --> 00:09:33,835
Pants!
Eggs.
268
00:09:33,919 --> 00:09:35,436
Pancakes!
Eggs.
269
00:09:35,520 --> 00:09:37,172
You want to control giant sperm,
you need a giant egg.
270
00:09:37,256 --> 00:09:38,573
W-W-Wait a minute.
Wait... wait a minute.
271
00:09:38,657 --> 00:09:40,775
Sperm are hunters.
And what do sperm hunt?
272
00:09:40,859 --> 00:09:42,309
Eggs.
Exactly.
273
00:09:42,393 --> 00:09:44,379
And what would happen
if we enlarged one?
274
00:09:44,463 --> 00:09:46,581
They'll head right for it!
Get MIT on the phone.
275
00:09:46,665 --> 00:09:49,316
And get this guy
a Nobel Prize.
276
00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:52,119
[ Applause and laughter ]
You became a woman today.
277
00:09:52,203 --> 00:09:53,588
[ Ominous music plays ]
278
00:09:53,672 --> 00:09:55,590
[ Devices whirring ]
279
00:09:55,674 --> 00:09:58,059
So, Blazen, you got kids?
280
00:09:58,143 --> 00:10:00,061
The battlefield is
my family.
281
00:10:00,145 --> 00:10:01,396
So cool.
Wicked badass.
282
00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:03,398
[ Sperm snarling ]
Go. I'll hold 'em off.
283
00:10:03,482 --> 00:10:04,999
Blazen, you don't
have to do this.
284
00:10:05,083 --> 00:10:06,934
Shh.
It is my destiny.
285
00:10:07,018 --> 00:10:08,803
He's right, Morty.
It's the price of being Blazen.
286
00:10:08,887 --> 00:10:10,071
Let him do his thing.
287
00:10:10,155 --> 00:10:12,874
[ Sperm snarling ]
[ Grunts ]
288
00:10:12,958 --> 00:10:14,141
Blood for blood.
289
00:10:14,225 --> 00:10:16,944
Cream for cream.
[ Grunts ]
290
00:10:17,028 --> 00:10:19,680
Oh, no.
I can't reach that!
291
00:10:19,764 --> 00:10:21,749
Idiot!
292
00:10:21,833 --> 00:10:23,084
What?!
They're comfortable!
293
00:10:23,168 --> 00:10:24,285
You should try them!
294
00:10:24,369 --> 00:10:26,221
Eh, ah! Ohhhh.
295
00:10:26,305 --> 00:10:28,623
That'll do it.
I'm worm food.
296
00:10:28,707 --> 00:10:30,291
Morty, find my wife.
297
00:10:30,375 --> 00:10:32,560
[ Straining ] Tell her I wasn't
wearing her thong.
298
00:10:32,644 --> 00:10:34,896
That's a photocopy
of "Sports Illustrated"
299
00:10:34,980 --> 00:10:36,231
swimsuit model
Kathy Ireland.
300
00:10:36,315 --> 00:10:38,033
It's... it's my wife.
We have sex.
301
00:10:38,117 --> 00:10:41,102
Here, hold that picture up so
we can have sex one last time.
302
00:10:41,186 --> 00:10:42,970
I-I know how to
[bleep] myself.
303
00:10:43,054 --> 00:10:45,106
What?!
[ Sperm roaring ]
304
00:10:45,190 --> 00:10:46,307
Ugh, I was so wrong
about this guy.
305
00:10:46,391 --> 00:10:48,175
He didn't even
buy us any time.
306
00:10:48,259 --> 00:10:49,577
[ Sperm snarling ]
307
00:10:49,661 --> 00:10:51,712
Morty, get ready
for some fireworks.
308
00:10:51,796 --> 00:10:53,330
[ Beep ]
309
00:10:55,667 --> 00:10:57,118
Ugh!
310
00:10:57,202 --> 00:10:58,986
Uh-oh.
Oh, gross!
311
00:10:59,070 --> 00:11:02,123
This is the first time I've ever
regretted being taken alive.
312
00:11:02,207 --> 00:11:03,458
Wait, who the [bleep]
is that?!
313
00:11:03,542 --> 00:11:05,726
Silence in the presence
of me.
314
00:11:05,810 --> 00:11:07,795
I am The Sperm Queen,
315
00:11:07,879 --> 00:11:11,733
and you are of
special interest to me.
316
00:11:11,817 --> 00:11:13,668
Hey, what the [bleep] are you
doing with my stuff?
317
00:11:13,752 --> 00:11:15,670
A-And why do you have
the horse jerk off machine
318
00:11:15,754 --> 00:11:16,871
from my daughter's hospital?
319
00:11:16,955 --> 00:11:19,340
We need it
to create our army.
320
00:11:19,424 --> 00:11:21,609
Well, you need more than that,
dummy. You need a horse.
321
00:11:21,693 --> 00:11:24,411
Oh but our stallion
is already here.
322
00:11:24,495 --> 00:11:26,213
Isn't that right, Morty?
323
00:11:26,297 --> 00:11:28,816
Or shall I say...
Father?
324
00:11:28,900 --> 00:11:31,886
Morty, you nasty, lying,
little world-ending pervert.
325
00:11:31,970 --> 00:11:34,221
I-I-I'm sorry.
[ Sobbing ]
326
00:11:34,305 --> 00:11:36,440
What was it like?
Fantastic!
327
00:11:37,909 --> 00:11:39,527
Rick, I'm sorry!
328
00:11:39,611 --> 00:11:41,262
I-I just thought maybe
I could have repeated sex
329
00:11:41,346 --> 00:11:43,063
with a horse machine
without it becoming Armageddon.
330
00:11:43,147 --> 00:11:44,265
I-I realize that's on me.
331
00:11:44,349 --> 00:11:46,067
Yeah, not exactly
accepting apologies
332
00:11:46,151 --> 00:11:47,736
while I'm stuck here
as Handjob Solo.
333
00:11:47,820 --> 00:11:50,338
This is all your fault
for being ashamed of us, Morty.
334
00:11:50,422 --> 00:11:53,674
How many millions went
to their graves for you,
335
00:11:53,758 --> 00:11:55,944
hurling themselves
into the void,
336
00:11:56,028 --> 00:11:58,346
only to discover
a grody sock
337
00:11:58,430 --> 00:12:01,750
or a carefully folded
landing strip of toilet paper?
338
00:12:01,834 --> 00:12:02,817
How do you know all this?!
339
00:12:02,901 --> 00:12:05,954
Oh, honey, because we're
the very essence of you.
340
00:12:06,038 --> 00:12:08,222
We are
your shame incarnate.
341
00:12:08,306 --> 00:12:09,690
And once we're through
with you,
342
00:12:09,774 --> 00:12:12,693
our sperm army
will take over the world!
343
00:12:12,777 --> 00:12:15,029
Put him on the machine!
[ Machine whirring ]
344
00:12:15,113 --> 00:12:16,965
Rick, do something!
On it.
345
00:12:17,049 --> 00:12:20,501
[ Grunting ]
346
00:12:20,585 --> 00:12:23,104
Wh-what did you do?
I got out of your eyeline.
347
00:12:23,188 --> 00:12:24,839
Oh, no. Oh! Oh!
348
00:12:24,923 --> 00:12:27,776
Yes!
The end is near!
349
00:12:27,860 --> 00:12:29,177
Any last words?
350
00:12:29,261 --> 00:12:31,780
Ohhh!
[ Explosion ]
351
00:12:31,864 --> 00:12:32,913
Sticky!
Gross.
352
00:12:32,997 --> 00:12:34,515
I know you're not a wordsmith,
Morty, but...
353
00:12:34,599 --> 00:12:36,717
No, no, no, my-my sperm friend
is here!
354
00:12:36,801 --> 00:12:38,653
Ugh, never give 'em
a name.
355
00:12:38,737 --> 00:12:41,522
[♪♪]
356
00:12:41,606 --> 00:12:43,458
Fools!
You can't beat me!
357
00:12:43,542 --> 00:12:46,243
You didn't bring a woman
that can kickbox!
358
00:12:47,212 --> 00:12:48,779
[ Grunts ]
359
00:12:50,215 --> 00:12:51,848
Is that all you got?
360
00:12:54,753 --> 00:12:57,472
Damn, that's some quintessential
underdog shit.
361
00:12:57,556 --> 00:12:58,807
Kill them!
362
00:12:58,891 --> 00:13:00,657
[ Sperm roaring ]
363
00:13:02,895 --> 00:13:04,679
[ Groans ]
364
00:13:04,763 --> 00:13:06,863
[ Coughs ]
365
00:13:08,300 --> 00:13:09,484
Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
366
00:13:09,568 --> 00:13:11,219
I-I should've told you
the truth, Rick.
367
00:13:11,303 --> 00:13:12,753
Let's save the world first.
368
00:13:12,837 --> 00:13:14,489
Now, reset those nukes,
and let's turn this canyon
369
00:13:14,573 --> 00:13:16,290
into a can't-yon.
370
00:13:16,374 --> 00:13:17,826
[ Device whirring ]
371
00:13:17,910 --> 00:13:20,829
There usually earthquakes
in Arizona?
372
00:13:20,913 --> 00:13:23,246
[ Roaring in distance ]
373
00:13:24,917 --> 00:13:26,301
They're heading for Vegas,
374
00:13:26,385 --> 00:13:30,104
which does track on many levels,
but why now?
375
00:13:30,188 --> 00:13:31,506
What the?
376
00:13:31,590 --> 00:13:33,508
President: Let's hear it
for Professor Shabooboo
377
00:13:33,592 --> 00:13:35,443
and his brilliant egg.
Um, hello?
378
00:13:35,527 --> 00:13:37,578
Aren't you forgetting
someone? Oh, good point.
379
00:13:37,662 --> 00:13:40,381
Big thanks to the cast
of Cirque Du Soleil's "Zumanity"
380
00:13:40,465 --> 00:13:42,517
for the impressive
and erotic routine.
381
00:13:42,601 --> 00:13:44,452
Mr. President,
Rick Sanchez is on the line.
382
00:13:44,536 --> 00:13:46,721
Good.
Put that asshole on speaker.
383
00:13:46,805 --> 00:13:47,722
Well, well, well.
384
00:13:47,806 --> 00:13:49,790
No thanks to you,
we're luring the sperm
385
00:13:49,874 --> 00:13:51,592
with a giant human egg,
even though,
386
00:13:51,676 --> 00:13:53,728
symbolically speaking,
Vegas should be enough.
387
00:13:53,812 --> 00:13:54,929
Rick: A human egg?
388
00:13:55,013 --> 00:13:56,397
Where-where-where
did you get it?
389
00:13:56,481 --> 00:13:58,333
Glad you asked.
It's your granddaughter's,
390
00:13:58,417 --> 00:13:59,868
so at least you contributed
something to this.
391
00:13:59,952 --> 00:14:01,469
Morty: Mister President!
It's Morty!
392
00:14:01,553 --> 00:14:03,204
It's my sperm!
I-It's all mine!
393
00:14:03,288 --> 00:14:05,406
What?! I'm a dirty
little perverted maniac.
394
00:14:05,490 --> 00:14:07,608
I spent a week pleasuring myself
with animal equipment,
395
00:14:07,692 --> 00:14:09,744
and my sperm got turned
into monsters on accident
396
00:14:09,828 --> 00:14:12,413
because I kept lying about it
because I was ashamed!
397
00:14:12,497 --> 00:14:13,614
You should be!
398
00:14:13,698 --> 00:14:15,015
My God, man,
we were all 14 once
399
00:14:15,099 --> 00:14:16,751
but it's called
self-control.
400
00:14:16,835 --> 00:14:19,220
Don't let them reach my
sister's egg, Mr. President!
401
00:14:19,304 --> 00:14:21,271
You'll be making a giant...
402
00:14:23,308 --> 00:14:24,292
Incest baby.
403
00:14:24,376 --> 00:14:25,626
What?
Who told you that?
404
00:14:25,710 --> 00:14:27,295
What?
I-I was finishing his sentence.
405
00:14:27,379 --> 00:14:29,297
Oh. Right.
Come with us.
406
00:14:29,381 --> 00:14:30,765
The sperm is Morty's!
407
00:14:30,849 --> 00:14:33,501
We're about to make
a giant incest baby!
408
00:14:33,585 --> 00:14:36,371
Aw, well, now we're all
in our darkest hour.
409
00:14:36,455 --> 00:14:37,972
Launch the egg!
Launch it now!
410
00:14:38,056 --> 00:14:40,174
B-But that'll take 30
minutes. What?! Why?!
411
00:14:40,258 --> 00:14:42,243
That's how long
every space launch takes!
412
00:14:42,327 --> 00:14:44,045
No one realizes because
they only show you
413
00:14:44,129 --> 00:14:46,381
the last 10 seconds!
414
00:14:46,465 --> 00:14:47,782
Uh, uh, help me out here.
415
00:14:47,866 --> 00:14:50,384
Hey, it was your idea,
right?
416
00:14:50,468 --> 00:14:52,921
Okay, okay, n-no need to panic,
everyone.
417
00:14:53,005 --> 00:14:54,923
I have a simple solution.
418
00:14:55,007 --> 00:14:57,258
See you all in hell!
419
00:14:57,342 --> 00:14:59,327
[ Splat ] I don't see
how that's going to help.
420
00:14:59,411 --> 00:15:02,463
Form a perimeter!
Protect that egg at all costs!
421
00:15:02,547 --> 00:15:04,733
I always knew your hormones
would cause a world war
422
00:15:04,817 --> 00:15:06,735
between humans
and Cannibalistic Horse People.
423
00:15:06,819 --> 00:15:08,669
I just didn't know
it would be like this.
424
00:15:08,753 --> 00:15:09,938
I can't change my nature.
425
00:15:10,022 --> 00:15:12,006
What are you, a scorpion
in a Navajo fable?
426
00:15:12,090 --> 00:15:13,742
Everyone can change
their nature, Morty.
427
00:15:13,826 --> 00:15:15,476
It's what defines
our species.
428
00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:16,677
Look at Iron Man.
429
00:15:16,761 --> 00:15:18,212
That actor was an animal
in the '90s,
430
00:15:18,296 --> 00:15:20,080
literally waking up
in bushes.
431
00:15:20,164 --> 00:15:22,751
His agent had to catch him
with a butterfly net. Silence!
432
00:15:22,835 --> 00:15:25,286
Rick Sanchez,
you know why you're here.
433
00:15:25,370 --> 00:15:26,687
Yeah, it was
my grandson's fault.
434
00:15:26,771 --> 00:15:28,957
You slept with
my daughter! I did?
435
00:15:29,041 --> 00:15:30,491
Oh, [bleep], I did.
436
00:15:30,575 --> 00:15:31,892
[ Belches ] Forgive me,
Your CHUDness.
437
00:15:31,976 --> 00:15:33,494
I'm a changed man
starting now.
438
00:15:33,578 --> 00:15:36,564
You come to the Kingdom of CHUDs
for forgiveness?
439
00:15:36,648 --> 00:15:38,699
CHUDs don't forgive humans.
440
00:15:38,783 --> 00:15:40,501
CHUDs eat humans!
441
00:15:40,585 --> 00:15:42,170
This is out there,
even for us.
442
00:15:42,254 --> 00:15:43,504
They can hear you, Morty.
443
00:15:43,588 --> 00:15:45,239
All: Boil him up!
Yum, yum!
444
00:15:45,323 --> 00:15:47,375
Spice him right!
Oh, boy!
445
00:15:47,459 --> 00:15:49,510
Eat the flesh!
Yum, yum!
446
00:15:49,594 --> 00:15:51,379
Not the bones!
Oh, no!
447
00:15:51,463 --> 00:15:53,581
Belly ache!
Ouch, Ouch!
448
00:15:53,665 --> 00:15:55,916
Father! [Whinnies]
Stop this at once!
449
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,853
Princess Poñeta!
You can't kill Rícko!
450
00:15:58,937 --> 00:16:00,521
I... I love him!
451
00:16:00,605 --> 00:16:01,722
[ Crowd gasping ]
452
00:16:01,806 --> 00:16:04,325
Right! I-I love you, too,
Princess Poñeta.
453
00:16:04,409 --> 00:16:05,994
This love is forbidden.
454
00:16:06,078 --> 00:16:07,528
My daughter,
you are a CHUD.
455
00:16:07,612 --> 00:16:10,264
Rick is a human [whinnies]
and age-inappropriate.
456
00:16:10,348 --> 00:16:12,066
Then you leave me
no choice.
457
00:16:12,150 --> 00:16:14,869
By the 17th Article
of the CHUD-stitution,
458
00:16:14,953 --> 00:16:17,872
I offer Rícko Sanchez
horsemunity
459
00:16:17,956 --> 00:16:22,543
and demand a equestri-truce
between all CHUDs and humans!
460
00:16:22,627 --> 00:16:24,813
[ Crowd gasping ]
On what grounds?
461
00:16:24,897 --> 00:16:28,483
On the grounds that Rícko
is the father of my child.
462
00:16:28,567 --> 00:16:29,684
I have an heir.
463
00:16:29,768 --> 00:16:31,619
I have a substance-abuse
problem.
464
00:16:31,703 --> 00:16:33,754
The Prophecy has come true!
465
00:16:33,838 --> 00:16:35,756
Also, did someone drop
a scroll?
466
00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:37,958
Here we go. Over here.
[ Whinnies ] Sorry.
467
00:16:38,042 --> 00:16:41,696
[♪♪]
468
00:16:41,780 --> 00:16:43,231
Where did you get
all that?
469
00:16:43,315 --> 00:16:44,699
- It's Vegas.
- Sir!
470
00:16:44,783 --> 00:16:45,900
The Strip has been evacuated,
but I'm worried
471
00:16:45,984 --> 00:16:47,568
we won't be able
to hold the perimeter.
472
00:16:47,652 --> 00:16:49,037
Then deputize
Las Vegas regulars.
473
00:16:49,121 --> 00:16:50,371
Everyone's a patriot today.
474
00:16:50,455 --> 00:16:51,772
Even me!
475
00:16:51,856 --> 00:16:53,441
Take three steps back,
Amazing Johnathan.
476
00:16:53,525 --> 00:16:55,844
Men and their guns.
Metaphorical and not.
477
00:16:55,928 --> 00:16:57,778
Tell me about it.
478
00:16:57,862 --> 00:16:59,980
Get ready, boys!
The last thing this world needs
479
00:17:00,064 --> 00:17:01,782
is a giant incest baby.
480
00:17:01,866 --> 00:17:03,718
- Oorah! Here they come!
- Nice!
481
00:17:03,802 --> 00:17:06,987
Do not let a single sperm
get through to that egg!
482
00:17:07,071 --> 00:17:09,772
[ Gunfire ]
483
00:17:10,875 --> 00:17:13,528
Um, should we be concerned
about that scary bomb-laden one?
484
00:17:13,612 --> 00:17:14,863
Honey, let the men
handle this.
485
00:17:14,947 --> 00:17:17,414
I think we know
a thing or two about...
486
00:17:19,818 --> 00:17:21,936
Ugh! Ready for
all the responsibility
487
00:17:22,020 --> 00:17:23,271
with none of the credit?
488
00:17:23,355 --> 00:17:25,740
Let's Nancy Reagan
this bitch.
489
00:17:25,824 --> 00:17:27,542
Ah!
490
00:17:27,626 --> 00:17:30,879
[♪♪]
491
00:17:30,963 --> 00:17:33,147
[ Grunting ]
492
00:17:33,231 --> 00:17:38,753
[♪♪]
493
00:17:38,837 --> 00:17:40,354
Dammit!
We can't stop them.
494
00:17:40,438 --> 00:17:41,556
We don't have the manpower!
495
00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:43,091
Rick:
What about horsepower?
496
00:17:43,175 --> 00:17:44,692
[ Whinnying ]
497
00:17:44,776 --> 00:17:45,960
Sweet Lady Liberty.
498
00:17:46,044 --> 00:17:47,628
That sonofamare Rick has ended
499
00:17:47,712 --> 00:17:49,230
our centuries-long war
with the CHUDs.
500
00:17:49,314 --> 00:17:52,033
- We made peace with the CHUDs!
- The CHUDs are our buds!
501
00:17:52,117 --> 00:17:54,435
[ Sperm roaring ]
502
00:17:54,519 --> 00:17:56,637
Rícko! The hoofless...
They need us!
503
00:17:56,721 --> 00:17:59,440
Let's do this.
CHUDily dudily, ho, ho, ho!
504
00:17:59,524 --> 00:18:01,976
CHUDs:
CHUDily dudily, ho, ho, ho!
505
00:18:02,060 --> 00:18:09,718
[♪♪]
506
00:18:09,802 --> 00:18:12,787
Mom, I promise to use condoms,
even when it's butt stuff.
507
00:18:12,871 --> 00:18:15,656
Okay, we have a lot
to talk about tonight.
508
00:18:15,740 --> 00:18:23,740
[♪♪]
509
00:18:25,283 --> 00:18:33,283
[♪♪]
510
00:18:34,893 --> 00:18:36,210
Is this your heart?
511
00:18:36,294 --> 00:18:37,612
It's a play on,
"Is this your card?"
512
00:18:37,696 --> 00:18:39,013
You don't have a heart,
513
00:18:39,097 --> 00:18:40,548
uh, but this is probably
some kind of organelle,
514
00:18:40,632 --> 00:18:42,016
in charge of pumping
endoplasmic reticulum
515
00:18:42,100 --> 00:18:43,884
throughout your membrane
and therefore,
516
00:18:43,968 --> 00:18:45,820
relative to you,
functions as a heart.
517
00:18:45,904 --> 00:18:49,690
So, I ask you again,
is this your heart?
518
00:18:49,774 --> 00:18:51,025
[ Gasps ]
Morty, look!
519
00:18:51,109 --> 00:18:53,161
I won't just be thrown away,
Rick!
520
00:18:53,245 --> 00:18:55,363
The egg is mine!
521
00:18:55,447 --> 00:18:57,298
Sticky!
It's all you, bud!
522
00:18:57,382 --> 00:19:00,568
[♪♪]
523
00:19:00,652 --> 00:19:02,837
Noooo!
524
00:19:02,921 --> 00:19:05,906
[ Crowd cheering ]
Sticky!
525
00:19:05,990 --> 00:19:07,908
[ All gasping ]
[Bleep]
526
00:19:07,992 --> 00:19:09,778
We got a heartbeat.
Screw that!
527
00:19:09,862 --> 00:19:12,580
That's a human life,
and this is an election cycle.
528
00:19:12,664 --> 00:19:14,449
You have to do something!
Nope.
529
00:19:14,533 --> 00:19:17,786
[ Beeping, rumbling ]
530
00:19:17,870 --> 00:19:19,988
It's space's problem now.
531
00:19:20,072 --> 00:19:21,722
Oh, this sucks.
532
00:19:21,806 --> 00:19:23,858
You're "Sports Illustrated" 's
Kathy Ireland.
533
00:19:23,942 --> 00:19:26,060
You were with my husband,
Blazen, when he died.
534
00:19:26,144 --> 00:19:29,930
Please tell me...
was he wearing my thong?
535
00:19:30,014 --> 00:19:32,601
He probably told you
not to tell me.
536
00:19:32,685 --> 00:19:35,604
He was ashamed of it,
but he didn't need to be.
537
00:19:35,688 --> 00:19:38,139
I hope he was wearing it.
538
00:19:38,223 --> 00:19:39,474
Always be honest.
539
00:19:39,558 --> 00:19:41,009
Sometimes it will
hurt people.
540
00:19:41,093 --> 00:19:44,212
Sometimes it will help.
But always be honest.
541
00:19:44,296 --> 00:19:47,215
Huh. Yeah, yeah,
he... he was wearing it.
542
00:19:47,299 --> 00:19:50,084
Ew!
That gross animal pig!
543
00:19:50,168 --> 00:19:51,820
So, trying to boil this
all down,
544
00:19:51,904 --> 00:19:53,221
I-I want to say
it's import...
545
00:19:53,305 --> 00:19:54,889
Shut up, Morty,
I got my own epilogue.
546
00:19:54,973 --> 00:19:57,425
Oh, Rícko,
I love you.
547
00:19:57,509 --> 00:19:58,693
[ Burps ] Prove it.
548
00:19:58,777 --> 00:20:00,294
[ Smacking and heavy breathing ]
549
00:20:00,378 --> 00:20:02,763
Oh, I love kissing those
big ol' horse teeth.
550
00:20:02,847 --> 00:20:04,299
It's like lickin' tile.
551
00:20:04,383 --> 00:20:06,100
Oh!
I swear...
552
00:20:06,184 --> 00:20:08,036
it's time someone made
an honest man out of me.
553
00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:09,904
Whatever you need,
the whole nine yards,
554
00:20:09,988 --> 00:20:11,039
you got it.
[ Whinnies ]
555
00:20:11,123 --> 00:20:13,708
The thing is, Rícko...
it's time.
556
00:20:13,792 --> 00:20:15,576
Oh, [bleep], oh, shit.
It's time!
557
00:20:15,660 --> 00:20:16,911
Oh, my God,
it's wonderful.
558
00:20:16,995 --> 00:20:19,047
[ Groans ]
[ Splat ]
559
00:20:19,131 --> 00:20:21,916
[ Whinnies ]
560
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,985
Oh, wow. So we don't have to,
you know, r-raise it?
561
00:20:25,069 --> 00:20:26,987
Nah. They're ready to go
right out of the box.
562
00:20:27,071 --> 00:20:29,990
Cool, cool.
So... bye?
563
00:20:30,074 --> 00:20:31,392
Yep.
Take care of yourself, Rick.
564
00:20:31,476 --> 00:20:33,610
Yep. Same.
[ Whinnies ]
565
00:20:37,482 --> 00:20:38,733
That was easy.
566
00:20:38,817 --> 00:20:46,541
[♪♪]
567
00:20:46,625 --> 00:20:54,482
[♪♪]
568
00:20:54,566 --> 00:21:02,290
[♪♪]
569
00:21:02,374 --> 00:21:10,031
[♪♪]
570
00:21:10,115 --> 00:21:12,567
Houston, permission to open
the starboard panel.
571
00:21:12,651 --> 00:21:13,834
Houston:
Permission granted.
572
00:21:13,918 --> 00:21:16,971
Firing breach now.
573
00:21:17,055 --> 00:21:19,374
Explorer, our readouts
show a pressure spike.
574
00:21:19,458 --> 00:21:20,709
Everything alright?
575
00:21:20,793 --> 00:21:23,244
Honestly, sometimes
staring back at Earth
576
00:21:23,328 --> 00:21:26,114
makes me think about
the people I left behind...
577
00:21:26,198 --> 00:21:29,117
My wife, the son she had
to anchor me there.
578
00:21:29,201 --> 00:21:31,252
I tried to be a parent,
I really did,
579
00:21:31,336 --> 00:21:34,723
but I've come to find I'm only
suited to be a spaceman.
580
00:21:34,807 --> 00:21:36,057
The nicest part
of being up here
581
00:21:36,141 --> 00:21:37,926
is there are no reminders
of the guilt
582
00:21:38,010 --> 00:21:41,061
I sometimes feel about
abandoning my family.
583
00:21:41,145 --> 00:21:42,330
[ Indistinct babbling ]
584
00:21:42,414 --> 00:21:44,665
Sorry, Houston,
I thought I heard something.
585
00:21:44,749 --> 00:21:46,066
Negative on our end.
586
00:21:46,150 --> 00:21:47,802
No, wait,
there's something big
587
00:21:47,886 --> 00:21:49,604
and it's coming right at you!
Goo, goo, gah, gah.
588
00:21:49,688 --> 00:21:52,407
Dear God.
No! You can't be real!
589
00:21:52,491 --> 00:21:55,343
Explorer, what is it?
What the hell do you see?!
590
00:21:55,427 --> 00:21:56,877
My conscience.
591
00:21:56,961 --> 00:21:58,479
Explorer! Explorer!
Aaah!
592
00:21:58,563 --> 00:22:00,348
Are you there?
Aaaaaah!
593
00:22:00,432 --> 00:22:02,883
Geez. Not gonna
miss that guy. Aaaaah!
594
00:22:02,967 --> 00:22:04,935
Right? So dramatic.
595
00:22:06,638 --> 00:22:08,022
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