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♪ Go Ninja! ♪
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(Randy) I was chosento protect my school
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from the forces of evil.
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I am the Ninja.I am Randy Cunningham.
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(crowd cheering)
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(Slimovitz) Welcome soccer fans!
We've got a big game today.
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Our very own Norrisville Carp
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are taking on the defending
champions: the Pitch Kickhams.
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Really? There's a team called
the Pitch Kickhams?
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Oh, it's just Pitch Kickham.
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The championship is our whole
team versus Pitch Kickham.
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OK sure, why not?
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When I say "Carp,"
you also say "Carp."
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Carp! Carp! Carp!
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(chuckles) This is so wonk
it's circled back to Bruce!
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I can't not watch!
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"Carp!" You're not saying it!
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Principal Slimovitz,
no one's saying "Carp!"
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(groans)
(yells)
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(laughing)
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Doug is the worst
mascot in the world!
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More like the worst
trashcot in the world.
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(laughing)
Yes!
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Worst trashcot
in the world, he says!
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-(all laughing)
-Huh?
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Hey, you can't peck me! I'm the
most important part of the team!
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Doug needs to quit squawkin'.
Am I right?
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(laughs) Doug needs to quit
squawkin', he says!
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(all laughing)
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(yelling)
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Stop pecking me!
(screams)
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Stop kicking!
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Hey, Howard, it's like
shootin' fish in a barrel.
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(laughing)
Like shooting fish in a barrel!
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-(all laughing)
-Oh, you're killing it.
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You're killing it Cunningham!
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-Hmm?
-Ah!
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Just what do you
think you're doing?
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-He said it first!
-He said it louder!
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You know what,
I bet you think
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you're a couple of real
yucksters, don't you?
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(both talking over each other)
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-Well so do I! So does everybody!
-(all cheering)
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I wish we could
replace Doug with you two.
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-Why can't you?
-Yeah, why can't you?
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Yeah, why can't I?
I'm the principal.
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Doug, you're fired.
Get off the field.
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What? You can't fire me!
But Principle Slimovitz I was... ahh!
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What?! Doug, I can't hear you,
you don't have a megaphone!
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You can't do this! I'm Doug!
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Now get out there
and funny this game up!
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Because soccer without a mascot
is just people kickin' a ball around!
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-Yeah!
-Yes!
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Look at us. Mascots.
A real comedy team.
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You ready to spout
some funny lines?!
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You ready to say 'em
louder than I do?!
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It's the only way I know.
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-Eh? Eh? How do I look?
-(chuckles) Yes!
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(Slimovitz) Hey, everyone,
here's a thing that's happening!
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Say hello to Norrisville's new mascot:
the Tummynator!
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(both chuckling)
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Goal!
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Pitch Kickham takes his top off so much
he should be called "Shirt Ditch'em."
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He should be called
Shirt Ditch'em.
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(all laughing)
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Hey! Jersey shedding is a time
honored goal-scoring tradition!
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Oh!
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-(grunts)
-(chuckles) Look at ball-head.
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Ha! Ball-head!
Pitch Kickham is now called Ball-head!
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Oh-ho! Am I right?!
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(crowd)
Ball-head! Ball-head!
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Seriously? It was a header.
It's a common football maneuver!
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Have any of you
ever seen this game?
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That whistle signals...
Half time?!
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There's another 45 minutes of this?!
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(chuckles) Cunningham, I don't know how
you come up with those lines.
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I don't know how you say 'em
so loud! It's amazing.
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Yeah! Wha...
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-I've never felt so alive.
-Bad news, boys.
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It's been brought to my attention
that according to school code,
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only one mascot is allowed
on the field at any given time.
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Who brought
that to your attention?
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Hmmm.
Game, set, mascot. (chuckles)
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(clattering)
Dang it!
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-(pecking sound)
-(Doug) Stop it!
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I'm awful sorry
about this, Randy.
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Howard, you're back on in five!
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You? Wait, no, no. How come
you're back out there in five?
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Uh, because I'm the Tummynator.
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Yeah, but you can't
Tummynate without me.
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'Course I can
Tummynate without you.
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Howard, don't take this
the wrong way but, no you can't.
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Don't take this
the wrong way but, yes I can!
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I come up with
all the funny words!
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Which are only funny because
my tummy's sayin' 'em!
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Now if you'll excuse me,
the Tummynator needs to touch up.
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Tummynator out!
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Tummynator out.
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I would have come up with so much more
better words than that!
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-(Nomicon hums)
-Hmm?
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Howard's wrong on this,
right Nomicon?
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(yelling)
(grunts)
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"Harmony cannot
be made with a single note."
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Exactly!
Howard can't do both notes
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because he can't
come up with the lines.
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But I can do his part.
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I can say stuff loud.
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I can say stuff loud!
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(yelps)
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(gasps)
(groans)
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Time for Tummynator Two.
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All right, this is it.
You're back.
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Halftime is Doug time.
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(Slimovitz)
Norrisville High are you ready?!
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They can take your first half.
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But they'll
never take your halftime!
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(Slimovitz)
It's Tummynator time!
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Tummynator?
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-Comin' through!
-Ahh!
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(laughing)
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But half time's Doug time!
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(screaming)
Oh, my eye...
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The pathetic whining of failure
and defeat... and it's only halftime.
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(laughing)
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(screaming)
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(growling)
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The... The snack bar's
so expensive,
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the nachos should be called "not-yos!"
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-(crowd mumbling)
-He's so bad.
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Why aren't they laughing?
Not-yos, like "not yours."
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You know,
because of the price point.
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Speak up!
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Yeah, OK...
So, uh, Nor-um...
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So, Norrisville stadium
is so rickety...
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What are you even
talking about?!
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Uh, um. It's just...
Um, It's so out of date...
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It's old and out of date.
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No one can hear you!
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This stadium's
wonkin' awful, OK?!
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(crowd gasps)
(mumbling)
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So what's the deal
with the shin guards?
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Now he's going after
shin guards?!
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Is nothing sacred?!
Boo this man!
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(crowd booing)
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Look, I know you're probably
sorry about what you said,
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but let's just save the
apologies for after half...
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(gasps)
Cunningham?
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Mmm...
Where's my hat?
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Why are people booing?
Cunningham.
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Cunningham!
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-(booing)
-C'mon, one funny line.
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You're back in the game. One funny line,
one funny line, one funny... gah!
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I got nothing.
This is the worst.
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(growling)
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No, no, this...
this is the worst right now.
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-(crowd screams)
-Mask. Where's my...
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Ninja mask! I can't believe
that shoob left his mask.
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Well, I'm not
bringing it to him.
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-Hmm?
-(Slimovitz) This is a nightmare!
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The monster
is tearing up the field.
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Nope.
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(Slimovitz) He's gone into the stands!
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Not gonna do it.
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(Slimovitz) No! He just
destroyed the entire snack bar!
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Oh, no he didn't.
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(banging)
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I totally forgot
he locked the door!
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How do I get out of here?
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Ugh, I am not a fan
of what I'm thinkin' right now.
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(growling)
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(grunts)
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(grunting)
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Ohh, so gross. Oh!
That one's crusty.
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Oh! This one's wet!
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(yells)
(grunts)
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-Howard!
-Apology not accepted.
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Apology not offered!
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(growling)
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Please tell me
you have the mask.
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Of course, I have the mask.
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Nope!
You locked me in a locker room!
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You were gonna
mascot without me!
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So you mascoted without me?!
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Can't we talk about
this later maybe?!
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-Can you give me the mask!
-(groans) Fine!
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Hmm?
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Smokebomb! Time to fin-ish this.
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See what I did there? Fin?
Because fish are...
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(growls)
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That's why! That's why
you were getting booed!
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(grunts)
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Ninja-Slipping-Balls!
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-(growls)
-This place is bananas!
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I am never coming back here!
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I don't get it. He's smashed pretty much
everything on the field.
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He should have
destanked himself!
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What am I missing?
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Well, between you
and the monster,
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the only thing you haven't
destroyed is the scoreboard.
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(gasps)
The Scoreboard!
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(horn sounds)
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Scoreboard-Smashing-
Ninja-Boom-Balls
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-Bah...?
-He's after me!
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Oh... the Tummynator.
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He's mad 'cause
the Tummynator took his job.
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(screams)
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Howard! You gotta give him his
job back! Tell him we quit.
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But the Tummynator's
funnier than him! (grunts)
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-Howard!
-It's the principle of the thing.
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The principal is cool with this!
Just quit already!
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Fine. I quit.
You're the best mascot, Doug.
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(growling)
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Bad news: He doesn't believe
a word I'm sayin', Ninja.
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"Harmony cannot be made
with a single note."
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Maybe he'll believe
the words I'm sayin'...
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...when you say 'em louder.
(whispering)
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Ho-ho! Nope!
No way! I'm not saying that.
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-(growling)
-Fine!
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Doug, your spirit is a shining beacon
for the entire school, or whatever.
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Huh?
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(chuckles)
It's working! Now say the rest!
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(groans)
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Your showmanship elevated the craft
of mascot-ing to new heights, I guess.
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Now say...
(whispering)
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No! Not doing it.
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-(growls)
-Howard...
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(groans) Your Carp is 100 times better
than the Tummynator ever was.
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(soft growl)
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(moans)
H'oh boy.
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I've always hated this game.
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(Howard grunting)
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(Randy) Hey, paint coming
off your belly?
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-(Howard) Nope. You?
-Not even a little.
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Howard, I don't know
what got into me today.
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I mean, trapping you in the locker room?!
I really lost my cheese.
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Well, If it makes you feel any better,
I'd have done the same thing to you.
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-You know, if I'd thought of it first.
-It does make me feel better.
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Thanks, pal. We really are
a great comedy team.
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(chuckles) A team of
terrible mascots more like it!
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Why are you showering
in your costume?
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00:10:40,667 --> 00:10:42,957
It's called "school spirit!"
Get some!
242
00:10:43,041 --> 00:10:45,581
-(screams)
-(both laughing)
243
00:10:45,667 --> 00:10:47,377
Classic Doug!
244
00:10:47,458 --> 00:10:49,958
Oh, he is the best
at being the worst!
245
00:10:50,041 --> 00:10:52,461
Don't you dare help me up!
246
00:10:52,542 --> 00:10:55,922
(laughs)
Oh, we weren't going to!
247
00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,330
Help him up!
Why would he say that?
248
00:10:58,417 --> 00:11:01,497
Stop! No! No! Stop, ahh!
249
00:11:01,583 --> 00:11:04,503
You're done for, McFist!
(grunts)
250
00:11:04,583 --> 00:11:07,923
OK, quick recap.
Who got captured? You.
251
00:11:08,041 --> 00:11:10,921
Who's surrounded by Robo-Apes?
You. Who's done for?
252
00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:14,710
Mmm... mmmh?
Oh, I know! You.
253
00:11:14,792 --> 00:11:16,212
Agree to disagree.
254
00:11:16,291 --> 00:11:17,381
-Robo-apes!
-(phone ringing)
255
00:11:17,458 --> 00:11:18,288
Huh? Hold that thought.
256
00:11:18,375 --> 00:11:19,995
-Hmm?
-Uh...
257
00:11:20,083 --> 00:11:21,133
What's up, buddy?
258
00:11:21,208 --> 00:11:22,708
(Howard) Short hand's
between one and two
259
00:11:22,792 --> 00:11:24,882
and the long hand's at the seven.
Where are you?!
260
00:11:24,959 --> 00:11:25,879
I'm a little busy!
261
00:11:25,959 --> 00:11:28,379
Oh, will you just destroy him?!
262
00:11:28,458 --> 00:11:30,418
(Howard) Well get unbusy!
263
00:11:30,500 --> 00:11:33,580
We've only got 25 long-hands until the
McFistWatch TimeTalk launches.
264
00:11:33,667 --> 00:11:38,247
Finally, we'll no longer have
to tell time! Time will tell us!
265
00:11:38,333 --> 00:11:39,923
Don't worry,
I'll be there!
266
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,040
Hmm.
(grunts)
267
00:11:42,125 --> 00:11:44,035
What are you waiting for?!
Blast him!
268
00:11:44,125 --> 00:11:45,705
But, sir,
the warning label says...
269
00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:47,002
It says blast him!
270
00:11:52,750 --> 00:11:54,750
Um...
Whoa!
271
00:11:56,500 --> 00:11:58,420
(computer voice)
Equilibrium compromised.
272
00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:00,880
Take controlsto avoid crash landing.
273
00:12:02,542 --> 00:12:05,542
-(groans)
-Maybe we should stop fighting for a sec.
274
00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:07,575
Good idea. You stop first.
275
00:12:10,417 --> 00:12:13,287
Wonkin' finger blaster?!
Since when do you have that?
276
00:12:13,375 --> 00:12:17,875
Five days, or is it six? Wait, what's
today, Saturday? Oh, so a week exactly.
277
00:12:17,959 --> 00:12:19,419
(grunting)
278
00:12:21,834 --> 00:12:24,424
(computer voice) Grab the controls.Just... well... right there.
279
00:12:24,500 --> 00:12:26,250
The controls. Don't crash.
280
00:12:26,333 --> 00:12:28,253
You can grab the controlsand not crash.
281
00:12:28,333 --> 00:12:30,253
Please grab the controls.Please grab the controls.
282
00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:32,173
-I'll stop if you stop!
-I'll totally stop.
283
00:12:32,250 --> 00:12:34,290
-You're not gonna stop, are you?
-Not a chance!
284
00:12:34,375 --> 00:12:36,245
(computer voice)
The controls. The con... oh...
285
00:12:44,458 --> 00:12:46,958
Aw, that's the way
I call people!
286
00:12:47,041 --> 00:12:48,081
Still got mine!
287
00:12:48,166 --> 00:12:50,746
(chuckles) (groans)
(grans)
288
00:12:50,834 --> 00:12:52,634
We've been dropped!
Off the network!
289
00:12:52,709 --> 00:12:53,629
We're roamin' out here!
290
00:12:53,709 --> 00:12:55,669
-This is all your fault!
-How's this my fault?!
291
00:12:55,750 --> 00:12:57,580
-You wouldn't stop fighting!
-Neither would you!
292
00:12:57,667 --> 00:13:00,247
Because you wouldn't!
I'm gettin' outta here. Without you!
293
00:13:00,333 --> 00:13:03,173
Good. Go.
Just one thing: where is here?
294
00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:06,077
(gasps)
295
00:13:06,166 --> 00:13:11,126
(narrator) Scrap City: a lawless landfillof discarded, broken-down bots.
296
00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:14,078
To protect Norrisville fromthese cheesed-off machines,
297
00:13:14,166 --> 00:13:18,326
McFist Industries imprisoned thembehind really high, super thick walls.
298
00:13:18,417 --> 00:13:23,497
No robot has ever escaped.No human has ever entered. Until now.
299
00:13:23,583 --> 00:13:27,883
Hannibal McFist is trapped in...
Scrap City.
300
00:13:29,792 --> 00:13:33,042
-Mucho Thankles, Mr. Viceroy!
-No problem, Heidi.
301
00:13:33,125 --> 00:13:36,285
(clears throat)
I mean, no problem, Heidi.
302
00:13:36,375 --> 00:13:39,205
With McFist, Scrap City scrappin',
the whole 'ville is A'ing the Q:
303
00:13:39,291 --> 00:13:41,331
What's the status of
the McFistWatch TimeTalk?
304
00:13:41,417 --> 00:13:42,997
Oh, I can't launch
without Hannibal.
305
00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:44,503
I'd never hear the end of it.
306
00:13:44,583 --> 00:13:47,543
I'm afraid the TimeTalk'sdelayed until he returns.
307
00:13:47,625 --> 00:13:49,245
Delayed?! How could this happen?
308
00:13:49,333 --> 00:13:51,083
Wait. Wait, wait...
Ninja's on that hovercraft.
309
00:13:51,166 --> 00:13:52,456
He must be in Scrap City, too.
310
00:13:52,542 --> 00:13:56,212
He'll get McFist out! Oh-ho!
Everything is gonna be OK.
311
00:13:56,291 --> 00:13:58,081
Corner of Rust and Rust?!
312
00:13:58,166 --> 00:14:00,496
How does anybody find
their way around here?!
313
00:14:00,583 --> 00:14:03,213
-(Nomicon humming)
-Uh, I hope you got a map, Nomicon,
314
00:14:03,291 --> 00:14:05,461
'cause I've passed
that burning tire like 15 times.
315
00:14:05,542 --> 00:14:07,212
Unless, I've passed
like 15 burning tires,
316
00:14:07,291 --> 00:14:09,081
that feels like a lot
of burning tires though...
317
00:14:09,166 --> 00:14:10,706
(grunts)
(yelling)
318
00:14:22,208 --> 00:14:25,328
(Randy) "Victory lies in facing
the greatest danger first."
319
00:14:25,417 --> 00:14:27,747
Mmm-hm. Let's see. Greatest danger
is McFist, that's a gimme.
320
00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:29,214
And he's trying to get
out of Scrap City,
321
00:14:29,291 --> 00:14:32,001
so to be victorious I need to
"face" him by getting out first!
322
00:14:32,083 --> 00:14:35,173
Which is exactly what I'm trying to do
why won't you just give me a map?!
323
00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:37,420
(screams)
324
00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:40,460
-(whirring)
-(robot chatter)
325
00:14:40,542 --> 00:14:42,212
Hey, there, little fella.
326
00:14:42,291 --> 00:14:45,711
"Q.T.BOT." Aw, that's so perfect,
'cause you're so cute!
327
00:14:45,792 --> 00:14:47,672
(robot chatter)
328
00:14:49,458 --> 00:14:51,498
Can you show me
how to get outta here?
329
00:14:51,583 --> 00:14:54,883
That boops like a "yes" to me!
330
00:14:54,959 --> 00:14:59,169
How could anyone discard you?
I just wanna pick you upand squeeze you!
331
00:14:59,250 --> 00:15:01,000
(groans)
You're heavy, you're all metal.
332
00:15:01,083 --> 00:15:03,083
OK, you just go,
you lead the way.
333
00:15:03,166 --> 00:15:04,456
-Now his phone's off?!
-(dial tone)
334
00:15:04,542 --> 00:15:07,292
It was little hand at the two,
30 long hands ago!
335
00:15:07,375 --> 00:15:09,285
-Why isn't he back?!
-(horn honks)
336
00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:12,125
Hey, Howie! Let's see that
McFistSpeak WatchTalker!
337
00:15:12,208 --> 00:15:14,378
(groans)
It's a McFistWatch TimeTalk!
338
00:15:14,458 --> 00:15:17,328
I didn't get one 'cause McFist
is stranded in Scrap City.
339
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,877
(gasps)
Scrap City! Howie, that's bad!
340
00:15:19,959 --> 00:15:22,289
Ah, yeah, but it's not
like East Speezleton bad...
341
00:15:22,375 --> 00:15:25,245
It's way worse. They say,
"No one gets out of Scrap City alive."
342
00:15:25,333 --> 00:15:26,503
There's a reason they say that.
343
00:15:26,583 --> 00:15:28,333
It's because no one
gets out alive!
344
00:15:28,417 --> 00:15:30,957
I mean, the Ninja would be
OK in there, right?
345
00:15:31,041 --> 00:15:34,131
Well, then the saying would be
"The Ninja gets out alive", so... no.
346
00:15:34,208 --> 00:15:35,788
I should do something.
I should help.
347
00:15:35,875 --> 00:15:39,075
We'll both help!
Imagine, me, saving Mr. McFist.
348
00:15:39,166 --> 00:15:41,996
I'd be a hero! Or at the very
least Employee of the Week.
349
00:15:42,083 --> 00:15:45,383
Dad, I think I have a plan.
But it's gonna be dangerous.
350
00:15:45,458 --> 00:15:49,578
If you saw the parking spot Employee of
the Week gets, you'd know I'm already in.
351
00:15:49,667 --> 00:15:51,037
Then step on it, Mort!
352
00:15:51,125 --> 00:15:53,455
(blinker flickers)
353
00:15:57,333 --> 00:15:59,133
You did it!
You led me to the gate!
354
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:01,788
Thanks, Q.T. You're the best!
355
00:16:01,875 --> 00:16:03,415
(Q.T. groans)
356
00:16:04,250 --> 00:16:06,080
(beeping)
357
00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:08,416
Come with me, QT.
You can live in my garage.
358
00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:10,130
We'll find ya a job,
beepin', boopin',
359
00:16:10,208 --> 00:16:13,498
whatever else you do...
I don't know what you do.
360
00:16:13,583 --> 00:16:16,753
I understand. This is your home.
I will never forget you.
361
00:16:19,166 --> 00:16:22,786
(sobbing)
Hold it together, Ninja. Hold it together.
362
00:16:25,667 --> 00:16:27,457
(crowd cheering)
363
00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:30,923
What the juice?!
364
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,290
-McFist?
-That's right, Ninja!
365
00:16:33,375 --> 00:16:35,875
You fell for it!
It was a trap the whole time!
366
00:16:35,959 --> 00:16:38,709
The whole time? So crashing your
hovercraft was a part of it?
367
00:16:38,792 --> 00:16:43,132
OK, not the whole time. But once Spiky
here picked me up, I realized:
368
00:16:43,208 --> 00:16:45,748
these robots still work for me!
369
00:16:45,834 --> 00:16:48,334
Not all the robots.
I mean, not my friend...
370
00:16:48,417 --> 00:16:49,877
No! No!
371
00:16:49,959 --> 00:16:52,169
(laughing)
Beep-boop, Ninja!
372
00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:53,080
Q.T.!
373
00:16:53,166 --> 00:16:54,706
Will ya stop calling me that?
374
00:16:54,792 --> 00:16:57,212
You're embarrassing the both of us.
The name's Dale.
375
00:16:57,291 --> 00:17:00,381
I sent Dale here to find you
and lure you back to us.
376
00:17:00,458 --> 00:17:01,418
But he's my friend.
377
00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:03,000
You guys won't believe this.
378
00:17:03,083 --> 00:17:06,133
He's all, "Come home with me.
Live in my garage!"
379
00:17:06,208 --> 00:17:08,078
He's known me for like,
what, five minutes?
380
00:17:08,166 --> 00:17:09,786
He's askin' me to move in!
381
00:17:09,875 --> 00:17:10,995
(all laughing)
382
00:17:11,083 --> 00:17:13,963
He's just so lame!
Totally fell for the trap!
383
00:17:14,041 --> 00:17:15,791
So did you.
384
00:17:15,875 --> 00:17:17,705
Hey... Come again?
385
00:17:18,333 --> 00:17:20,173
(yelling)
386
00:17:20,250 --> 00:17:24,960
Eh, so... turns out I wasn't
in on the whole plan...
387
00:17:25,041 --> 00:17:26,331
(groans)
388
00:17:26,417 --> 00:17:27,457
Ninja and McFist!
389
00:17:27,542 --> 00:17:30,752
You are guilty
of crimes against Robo-manity!
390
00:17:30,834 --> 00:17:33,214
Wait, why am I guilty?
What the honk did I do?
391
00:17:33,291 --> 00:17:36,171
You're kiddin', right? You've, like,
stabbed like half the guys in this place.
392
00:17:36,250 --> 00:17:38,130
Because you
sent them to destroy me!
393
00:17:38,208 --> 00:17:40,498
And if you'd let them,
I wouldn't of had to junk them.
394
00:17:40,583 --> 00:17:43,173
So... that's back on you, buddy!
395
00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:47,500
(both grunting)
396
00:17:47,583 --> 00:17:49,043
-Stop it!
-I'll stop it if you stop it!
397
00:17:49,125 --> 00:17:50,745
-Never!
-(crowd cheering)
398
00:17:51,667 --> 00:17:52,627
Ow!
399
00:17:52,709 --> 00:17:54,879
(grunting)
400
00:17:54,959 --> 00:17:56,829
-Yow!
-(cheering)
401
00:18:01,375 --> 00:18:03,205
Stop blocking my lasers!
402
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:06,126
Stop firing lasers!
403
00:18:06,208 --> 00:18:08,498
(cheering stops)
(cheering continues)
404
00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:13,671
-Hmm.
-I got him!
405
00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:14,670
Everybody saw it!
406
00:18:14,750 --> 00:18:16,000
Got him right in the scarf!
407
00:18:16,083 --> 00:18:18,633
-Hello...?
-(all cheering)
408
00:18:18,709 --> 00:18:20,789
Time to end this
once and for all.
409
00:18:20,875 --> 00:18:23,415
Ninja-End-This
Once-And-For-All-Ring!
410
00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:26,210
My blastin' finger!
(grunts)
411
00:18:27,875 --> 00:18:29,165
That's right! Finish him!
412
00:18:29,250 --> 00:18:31,210
Hey, Ninja, listen,
413
00:18:31,291 --> 00:18:33,081
eh... about finishing me,
414
00:18:33,166 --> 00:18:35,536
I was... I, I was
thinking maybe... don't?
415
00:18:35,625 --> 00:18:38,705
(all chanting)
Finish him! Finish him!
416
00:18:44,458 --> 00:18:46,878
"Victory lies in facing the
greatest danger first."
417
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,290
Say what?
418
00:18:49,375 --> 00:18:51,745
McFist isn't my greatest danger.
These shoobin' robots are.
419
00:18:51,834 --> 00:18:54,214
Just like on the hovercraft,
I was so caught up in fighting McFist,
420
00:18:54,291 --> 00:18:55,501
I didn't face the greater danger!
421
00:18:55,583 --> 00:18:57,043
Hello. You still with us?
422
00:18:57,125 --> 00:18:58,665
We have to stop fighting
each other
423
00:18:58,750 --> 00:19:00,210
and start facing the greater danger!
424
00:19:00,291 --> 00:19:01,541
So we work together
425
00:19:01,625 --> 00:19:03,495
or you destroy me... Um...
426
00:19:03,583 --> 00:19:05,543
What is there to think about?!
427
00:19:05,625 --> 00:19:07,165
Fine, I'll do it!
428
00:19:07,250 --> 00:19:10,420
We're done fighting!
There will be no "to the death" today!
429
00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:12,790
That ain't your choice to make, Ninja!
430
00:19:12,875 --> 00:19:14,165
(rumbling)
431
00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:24,830
Eh... I changed my mind! Hehe. I'll go
back to fighting Ninja if that's cool.
432
00:19:24,917 --> 00:19:26,247
It ain't!
433
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:29,960
McFist, we're gonna
get out of this,
434
00:19:30,041 --> 00:19:31,291
but we have to work together.
435
00:19:31,375 --> 00:19:33,165
-You run for the gate and I'll run...
-I'm on it!
436
00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:39,285
(panting)
(screams)
437
00:19:39,375 --> 00:19:41,785
Ninja-Greater-Danger-Slice!
438
00:19:41,875 --> 00:19:43,125
(grunting)
439
00:19:44,208 --> 00:19:45,998
(screams)
440
00:19:52,250 --> 00:19:54,210
Hm? I did it!
441
00:19:54,291 --> 00:19:56,921
-Come on.
-OK, fine, we did it.
442
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,330
No, I mean come on!
443
00:19:58,417 --> 00:20:00,497
Oi! Stop those fleshbags!
444
00:20:06,291 --> 00:20:07,711
Ninja-Power-Line-Slice!
445
00:20:11,333 --> 00:20:13,423
-How do we get out of here?!
-(horn honking)
446
00:20:15,208 --> 00:20:18,708
Hey, Ninja! You do not know me
and I am here to rescue you!
447
00:20:18,792 --> 00:20:20,462
Good old kid
I've never met before.
448
00:20:20,542 --> 00:20:22,882
I can always count on him... I assume.
449
00:20:22,959 --> 00:20:25,959
-How'd you get into Scrap City?
-Mort gave me a lift.
450
00:20:26,041 --> 00:20:27,921
Hey, Mr. McFist!
Hope you'll remember this
451
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,710
when you choose the next
Employee of the Week.
452
00:20:29,792 --> 00:20:31,042
I'm sure I won't!
453
00:20:31,125 --> 00:20:34,245
Well. Looks like you're back to parking
in P-16. Not that you ever left.
454
00:20:35,542 --> 00:20:38,212
(panting)
455
00:20:38,291 --> 00:20:41,251
Stop trying to get out of here, Mort,
and get out of here!
456
00:20:44,834 --> 00:20:46,294
(both laughing)
457
00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:49,075
-(grunts)
-You're not leaving Scrap City that easy!
458
00:20:49,166 --> 00:20:51,876
Nothing about leaving
Scrap City has been easy!
459
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:55,080
Hey, Punk-Bot! Get a job.
460
00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:58,246
I had one until you fired me!
461
00:20:59,417 --> 00:21:01,127
Ah, boop me.
462
00:21:13,333 --> 00:21:16,173
As a reward for getting me
out of Scrap City,
463
00:21:16,250 --> 00:21:20,880
I present Ninja and this boy
with McFistWatch TimeTalks.
464
00:21:21,583 --> 00:21:23,333
(crowd cheering)
465
00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:27,290
(robot chatter)
466
00:21:28,667 --> 00:21:30,457
I still can't believe
McFist saved you.
467
00:21:30,542 --> 00:21:33,422
-Well, I saved him in the arena.
-Oh, we're doing this, now?
468
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:35,960
We wouldn't have been in Scrap City
if it wasn't for you!
469
00:21:36,041 --> 00:21:38,921
-What? You captured me!
-And I'll do it again!
470
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,290
(Randy) You did not save me!
471
00:21:40,375 --> 00:21:42,495
(watch)
It's four thirty, numbskull!
472
00:21:42,583 --> 00:21:45,213
(laughs)
Numbskull. Totally worth it.
473
00:21:45,291 --> 00:21:47,421
Four thirty, four thirty,four thirty, four thirty...
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