All language subtitles for Playdurizm (2020)

Bacon said: "There is nothing
apart from the moment."

"Without God, humans experience the same
natural urges as any other animal."

"Violence, lust, fear."

I believe in nothing.

Bacon said we are meat...

Potential carcasses.

"I am not interested in fantasy.
I am interested in reality."

"Reality is what exists."

Joshua!

Fucker!

Ah, you're up. Good timing.
I made bacon and egg sandwiches.

Do you know which shoes are mine?

- Are you okay?
- Sure. Awesome.

Just heading home.

There's lots of shoes on the
lower rack.

And I don't remember...
which are mine.

They're all yours.

- But I actually...
- You're not going anywhere. Come.

Okay. Sit.

Follow my finger.

- I'm fine. Really, I'm fine.
- What's my name?

It's Andrew.

What's your name?

Demir.
My name is Demir.

How did I end up here?

You live here with me.

Really?

Really.

Why the fuck am I in the living room?

I'm not vomboting my way to 0% body fat
just so I can dig my bones into...

non-Egyptian cotton couches.
That aren't wide enough.

What? Am I also talking to my
fucking self here?

He doesn't remember shit. Like nada.

There's no ketchup.

Forget about the fucking sandwich.

"D" has done a
full on factory reboot.

Your name is Dougie McDougall and you
get pretty girls ketchup for fun.

What's wrong with you, moody shoes?

- Fine, I'll get it myself.
- Can you throw away the chicken in the fridge?

It's gone bad.

- Shit, I have to go.
- You're leaving?

Yeah. Auction at eleven. Eat, D.
Food for the mind.

Hi.

Is he for real?

Yeah. Can you just keep an eye
on him until I get back?

It's great on toast.

Not funny.
Don't ever eat peanuts.

You're allergic. They'll kill you.

I'll be back at three.
It's food, not art.

- Can't believe you're pulling this shit.
- What shit?

Pretending you've lost your memory
just to get Andrew eyes.

Andrew eyes?

And don't you think for a moment that this cutie-tootie
"Hug the amnesiac" routine is gonna work with him.

That guy loves pussy, okay?

Brownie points are no points.

You'd have to toss your testicles,
decap your dick - hello, nerve endings -

and make yourself a nice
shiny new clitoris,

then use your shaft and scrotum as a labia and
vaginal canal so he can pork you till he dumps his protein.

Until you do that...
Stay the fuck out of my way.

Capisce?

Do I know you?

I see the way you look at him!
Like he's an egg and bacon fucking butty.

You psycho bitch!

You little dick pimple!

And Demir tried to grab me to
stop me from falling and...

that's when he fell down too.

That's what exactly happened.

You kids should take better care.

This is going to...
be a little minty.

Zip me!

- This is insane. She'll have a scar.
- She might want a scar.

- I wish I'd seen it.
- What?

You two falling down the stairs at
the same time.

Two.

And three.

We're done. A true warrior.

Wasn't she a warrior, D?

A rebel, even.

- Yes, a rebel. Without a cause.
- I have a cause.

I'm going home.

You can get back okay?

I'll figure it out.

Ridiculous.

Who keeps a piglet as a pet?

The stitches hurt.

Yeah.

You okay?

You seem...

I don't know... just different.

Yeah.

Demir is full of shit, you know.

There's no way he's forgotten everything.

I don't see why he would lie.

He wants attention. Obvi.

What's your problem with him?

I can't share.

Good evening.

Well it certainly just got a
lot more interesting.

What can I do for you, honey?

Two Northern Lights,
four Green Callies, and a coke.

- Diet!
- A diet coke.

It's gonna be a fun night.

Violence motherfucker!

Peace, love and unity
in a brown paper bag!

Bring the motherfucking ruckus!

Joshua!

- And what makes Andrew so special?
- You can't go in there.

I'm a part of him.

I'm Drew.

Then Andrew says,
"Open your legs."

Andrew says, "Wider."

Now take a pill.

The others were to share.

Oh, but you can't share.

So take the rest.

All of them.

Andrew says.

Demir!

D!

Is he here?

Doesn't seem to be.

Joshua is not here either.
He must be walking him.

Then we have some time.

Someone's coming up.

Let's fuck...
before he comes back.

Wait for me in my room.

Don't be too long.
This bird is flying high.

What are you doing?

I'm looking for something
to kill you with.

What?

I said, "I'm looking for something
to kill you with."

Oh.

I want you to murder my pussy.

Your scent...

What's that for?

It's for you.

Only for you.

Quiet Joshua!

- I'm invisible.
- Demir!

Don't mind me. I'm leaving.

I'm really rushing!

I'll get you some water.

Joshua was hiding under your bed.
So I went under there to...

- Hide!
- No! You just came home when I was already under...

- Where are you going?
- I thought it was obvious...

Anywhere.

Have a joint with me.

But you're busy.

She's there for keeps.

You were really going to, weren't you?

With the golf club.

Uh-huh.

Does that bother you?

I mean she tried to kill me
this morning.

And so you hid the knives.

- Why didn't you just fight back?
- I tried.

But then you hid the knives,
and then you hid yourself.

- Drew thought you were faking.
- What?

About your memory. She thought you were
seeking attention.

And what did you say?

- That I didn't believe you were faking.
- Good. 'Cause I'm not.

When did I move here?

You moved in a week ago.

And...

...is Drew...

your girlfriend?

Girlfriend?

Like, do we hold hands across
restaurant tables...

and kiss in the back in
movie theaters?

- No, I meant...
- No.

But... you have sex and stuff?

Sure. Sex, and murder
and stuff.

What?

Did you wanna...
before I kill her?

No, thanks.

Why does everyone in this house
want to kill someone?

Mi casa es su casa.

Everybody's fucking "casa."

Can't you just leave her?

I mean tell her to go.
Why kill her?

Why not!

Rock! 2-0. I win!
No killing Drew.

Best of 5!

- Stop cheating. I won!
- Okay fine. Fucking pacifists!

Drew! I'm not gonna kill you anymore.
Kiddo here is a pro at rock paper scissors.

In a world where nothing
happens by chance.

Miss...

You've been in an accident.

Everyone hides a secret.

You ready?

Zip me!

- One man.
- I'm an auctioneer. I live mostly most in the past.

One girl.

We all do.

- I was running away.
- And you ran right into me.

Two poisons.

I already feel like I'm a part of you.

Andrew says, "Wider."

One desire.

I had to do things to feel alive.

Terrible things.

- And now?
- Now I want you to feel alive too.

His dark passion.

Kill them, and then we can go to
the same place when we die.

With the same sins!

Her dark stain.

I will be whatever you want me to be.

But nothing...

- I hear you're an expert.
- I'm a lot of things.

...stays secret forever.

I miss my sister!

When bonds...

Who is he?

...they need to be severed.

Sorry to cut in like this!

You don't know the meaning of "together."

Love hurts.

Obsession kills.

Join me... to you.

Rebel Instinct.
Available on August 20th.

Fine. Got it.
And what are you planning to open on?

I'll start the bidding at five.

That low?

Yes that low.

When they see who it belonged to,
it will be popcorn out there, you do realize?

Nobody has any idea who it belonged to.

- Join in early, all right?
- Was planning to.

- And what's my ceiling?
- Thirty is what you said.

- Good.
- So we're all set, then.

- Actually make it forty.
- Wise.

All right, yeah I'll see you on the floor.

That's the most retard thing
I've ever seen.

Who'd put a rat trap on their belt?

That's not a rat trap.
It's a Nazi belt buckle pistol.

And tonight that baby
is gonna be mine.

You're getting a gun?

Relax. I'm just going to resell it.

Can't you just get this instead?

It looks like a throne.

English Georgian gilt armchair?

Kid's got taste.
But it'll go for value.

I won't be able to make anything off of it.

Can't you just get it to sit on?

I still don't see
why you can't sit there.

It doesn't feel right.

Joshua!

Away from there!

Can't we just bury her?

I don't do spades.

We can pay someone who does do spades.

And tell them what?
No look...

I'll handle it.
Just not right now.

Wait wait...

Isn't it strange that she
hasn't started... I don't know...

rotting or something?

What moisturizing cream did she use?

Cherry Cola.

Not now.
I'll walk you when I am back.

- Well if it isn't Mr. Erotic melodrama!
- Once.

I asked for erotic melodrama once.

How's the Francis Bacon presentation going?

It's tomorrow.

- Yeah? You ready?
- I'm here, aren't I?

So... did it come in?

- You gotta get a new hobby kid.
- This really isn't a hobby.

- Of course it came in.
- Can I have it? I have to see it.

Or I am gonna die.

Fuck!

They're supposed to be rewritable.

It said so on the fucking label.

- Hey! Like clockwork you are!
- Hey!

Sure you didn't touch these?

Jesus, I swear to god,
his fucking finger grease is corrosive.

How am I supposed to put them in
and take them out if I can't touch them?

I don't know. Maybe buy
some medical gloves.

You have a copy for me, though,
right?

I have a grand total of zero copies
and no rewritable fuck-ass disks!

But you said I could have it!

- Give him the master copy.
- Thank you. Thank you so much.

But it's got to be back by 12:00, okay?

Cause we've got to get the copy run done tonight
as soon as we get some new blanks.

- Here you go.
- Thanks.

Okay back by 12:00 or it turns
into a pumpkin.

Yeah, sure!

Or a gremlin.

Can't you just get another one?

That belt buckle pistol belonged to Goebbels.

- Who the fuck is that?
- The founding father of modern advertising.

He had a belt buckle pistol?

Advertising is
pretty screwed up.

So what do you remember?

I was inside a video store.

They gave me a film.

Anything else?

Uh-uh.

You know what's weird?

I don't even know if
I'm a virgin or not?

That is weird.

There's really only one
way to find out.

Sex is like a golf swing. You
don't forget the motions.

Emotions?
You have emotions playing golf?

Motions.

Your body remembers stuff even if
your mind doesn't.

That's why I try
not to think too much.

Being in my body is much more satisfying
than being in my head.

You sure you're not hungry?

No. I had a baguette.

So what's the deal with you
and Bacon?

The painter, not the sandwich.

I dunno.

I mean in life there are
all these... dimensions.

But in his art, he left them out.

So you can put in your own.

If you don't, you're just afraid
of what you see there.

- So you don't think he paints with rage?
- No.

If you see rage, then it's in you,
not in the painting.

And what about you?

What about me, what?

What do you feel?

Fear.

Like "run away" fear?

Or "look closer" fear?

I want to know more.

...the fuck?

I was hungry.

I thought you said you had
a baguette.

What?

It was more of a Petit Pain.

You done?

Okay, Mr. Petit Pain.

I'm sorry. You shouldn't have seen this.

You need a shower.

I don't wanna get wet.

Pretty hard not to
in the shower.

Aren't you forgetting something?

Good.

Careful.

Relax. I'm not the kind
of guy who gets cold hands.

There we go. We'll have you
squeaky-clean again in no time.

I just hope you got it all out.
Or you're going to be sick for a while.

What?

I can't.

Let me know if you need anything.

Demir.

D.

I don't get it.
What the fuck is going on?

He's inside the Videodrome.

When did that happen?

I think that's the point.

You can't be sure when the real
world becomes the Videodrome world.

I thought Videodrome is the only world.

Was that a line of dialogue?

I guess.

"I guess."

There's enough in there for
another draw.

Baby dragon.

Here. Munchies.

No, thanks.

I hope you are not bulimic.

It's not that,
it's just...

Whatever.

Spit it out.
For Christ's sakes

I just can't eat near you.

Why?

You're just so perfect.

I feel like a manufacturing
defect every time I look at you.

Open it.

Andrew says.

Come out with me.

Rate your pain on a scale of 1 to 10.
With 1 being no pain...

and 10 being the worst
pain you can imagine.

Because of the girls?

I just don't know
what you want from me.

Look, I can't tell you why I do
some stuff, okay?

Stuff happens and
I just let it.

I don't want you
to not do what you want.

No, you just want me
not to want it.

Doesn't matter anymore.

That night you lost your memory.

It wasn't just about you.
Something changed for everyone.

I began to feel
like I was two people,

and I still feel
like I'm two people.

Like, I'm looking at you,

but then I turn around
and I see myself.

Or someone like me.

Maybe it's best if you just
live somewhere else.

Is this what you
actually want?

Or are you just letting stuff happen?

How can you tell?

Well, if you can't,
it's not important

I hear you're an expert.

You want Andrew.
He's not here.

Please. I came directly from the airport.
It's very important.

- Will he be back soon?
- I don't know. I guess.

Would you mind if I waited here?

Jeremy Van Der Wilt.
I'm a collector.

My card.

I have something which I think
will be of interest to Andrew.

I'm kind of in the middle
of something.

- Please.
- You are not a doctor?

What?

No. Why? Do you need
a doctor?

I definitely don't need a doctor.

Come in.

Don't take your shoes off.
There might still be some glass on the floor.

You have a problem with
your back?

No, it's with the couch.

Who might you be, exactly?

Nobody.
I'm moving out.

How long does an allergy take
to happen?

After exposure to the allergen?

I always thought it was instantaneous.
Why?

I ate this.

I see. I would say that you are
not allergic to peanuts in that case.

My sister had a peanut allergy,

and the symptoms came on
pretty quickly.

Great. I can't even
kill myself properly.

And that's like two thousand
Calories.

Is there something you'd like to
talk about?

What do you do when you
find out that...

the only person you exist to be with
doesn't want to be with you?

Apart from kill yourself
you mean?

Daa.

Hmm, well. Maybe ask yourself
why you existed only to be with...

that person in the first place.

That's like asking
Romeo why he...

doesn't just hook up with Jolene.

Who's Jolene?

Exactly.

I'm moving out tomorrow.

I gotta go...

D! I want Mr. Van Der Wilt to stay
here for a few days...

while I check the provenance on
his painting.

Would you mind if I gave him your room?
You can stay on the couch tonight.

Sure.

I missed my sister.

What did you expect me to do?

Just forget about you?

It's a passing thing.

You'll get bored of him,
or he will you.

I don't care if he wakes up.

Let him see what real love looks like.

I won't let anyone
tear us apart again.

Let me in.

Or I'll destroy everything.

I'll kill and I'll kill again
until it's just you and me.

I want you back.
I want my sister back.

It's fifty-eight!
I made it.

And you can check it.
There's like no scratches at all.

- How was it?
- So, so good.

But he was mean.

I've never seen him play
someone mean.

Normally, he's so heavenly.

But in this one he was mean.
Which I like.

Sign of a good actor.
Shows he's got range, right?

Yeah.

Let's get this thing duplicated.

You got time? D'you wanna see
the copy factory?

Sure.

I almost wish no one else
could see it.

You're fucking nuts.
Come on.

Nyet. Nyet. Okay.
Spasibo.

The Tretyakov say the same.
There's no record of a fifth

Or of Malevic ever mentioning one.

But it makes sense, no?
If you consider the story about his mother.

Yeah. But we need proof.

If you can get your hands
on a diary or letters.

- Anything that mentions a fifth.
- I need to talk to you.

There's one other source
I can check. Wait.

- What time are you planning to leave?
- I need to talk to you first.

Pretty busy now. Can you stop
by tomorrow after you've moved your stuff?

I'm sure you'll forget something.
No offense.

Quite beautiful, isn't it?

- It's all concept, no craft.
- I'd say free from the chains of craft.

- Because you're trying to sell it.
- Malevic could paint...

make no mistake. But...
he was obsessed with nothing.

- The beginning and the end.
- Looks more like the end to me.

Well, who am I to argue?
But fun fact:

Did you know that beneath the paint of
one of the sister pieces, they found written:

"Battle of the negroes
in a dark cave"?

Necros? As in necrophiliacs?

I suggest you take Andrew's advice
and forget something.

You may leave now
if you leave now.

So, what do you think, D?
Real or fake?

Demir has an interest in art too.
A bit of a Francis Bacon addict.

"We are meat. Potential carcasses."

Fake!
Definitely fake!

Somebody woke up on the wrong side
of the bath this morning.

Let's see if we can't
prove him wrong

I'm sure you've got
lots to do yourself.

I can't leave you alone with him.
He wants to hurt you.

Wrong side of the bath, indeed.

I told you I had another piece
that I wanted to show you.

- Nazi belt buckle pistol!
- You know your antiques.

It is loaded, I might add.
22 LR gauge.

Designed by Louis Marquis and owned by?

Joseph Goebbels.

My man picked it up for
a mere forty-one thousand.

- But you already know this.
- What do you want?

He's Drew's brother.
He found her body.

- I saw them together.
- You don't know the meaning of together.

Open the sofa. I want her
to see this.

Hi, honey bee.

How are you?
I thought as much.

Are you ready for some
fun time?

There are a lot of opinions about
what makes great sex.

But for Drew,
it was always simple:

Multiple orgasms.

How many times do you think
I could come, D?

D! How about a hint?

How many Black Squares
did Malevic paint?

- Four...
- Five!

He painted five. That is not a fake,
you little dick pimple.

And there are four shots
in this thing.

And one sweet load of mine.

Don't you dare so much as
make a squeak again.

Now you...

Syphon me!

- No!
- Let it go, D.

Fucking gerbils!

It's "Goebbels."

Yeah. Fuck him too.

Woah. Check this out.
Him and Drew were Siamese twins?

Looks that way.

I never wanna see
a double baby again.

Whoo. If I ever needed a line.

You still not gonna
sit on the couch?

- You want one?
- Yes, please.

Can I ask you something?
What changed?

Why now?

With us, I mean.

- We have the same sins now.
- What do you mean?

I'm a killer.

You're a killer.

- Only that?
- It's important to me.

But the girls at the nightclub?

I wanted you to kill them with me
but you left before I could ask.

You okay with that?

I don't care what you do.

Just what you do to me.

Are you sure you won't
join me on the couch?

- I win.
- You did.

- But how can you be so sure?
- Virgins don't fuck over dead bodies.

Not even really
horny virgins?

Okay, maybe really really
horny virgins.

That was me.
I was popcorn.

There is something that keeps
bugging my head.

Why did Drew try to kill me
that time?

Why did you want to
kill her brother?

But I did that to protect you.

That is exactly what Drew would have
said standing over your dead body.

And what happened the night before?

The night before I lost
my memory?

What the hell was that?

- What?
- You, I don't know... buzzed.

- What you mean "buzzed"?
- You flickered, like a bad TV!

- Are you high?
- No. I mean yeah. But I'm not tripping.

- So?
- So, what?

What happened the night before
I lost my memory?

Are you high?

What happened the night
before I lost my memory?

You're fucking nuts.
Come on.

Right on time.

Fifty copies. Set it up.

Are you gonna watch it
while you copy?

I'll stay.

I can see it five times in a row,
I don't care.

Fives times, huh?

It's running.

You're gonna record me
watching the film?

Mic test!

Okay, good. All set.

Actually, I just remembered,
I need to go through my Bacon presentation.

- I should go.
- Camera's rolling.

It's locked.

Fucking pussy.

Okay.

Get his fucking legs.

The fucker's like an eel.

No! No! No!

Now, get his fucking pants off!

You taste like honey.

Give me the handle bar.

Quick!

Calm down.

Calm down. Come on.

Relax.

You go. Go first.

Take the handlebars. Take them.

Not so hard.
He's gonna pass out.

- Come on.
- I can't, he's too tight.

Relax, Mr. Erotic melodrama.

Yeah!

Fuck yeah!

I don't want to find
any fucking broken glass on this floor.

Man, that is just beautiful.

It's fucking perfect, man.

Look at that.
Squealing like a pig.

Definitely next time,
you could put the camera

a little bit to the other side.

The wide would look so cool...

Yeah. Great.

I thought you were gonna pop his
Adam's apple at some point.

I remember everything.

I knew it was too good to be true.

What?

You.

Us.

I knew you wouldn't like me
in real life anyway.

What are you talking about?

I collected all your films.

I heard you saying you'd never leave me
more times than you said anything else.

Things are easier outside
when I come back home to you.

When I talk to you...

like you were real.

But I am.

For me, you are.

You're the only real thing.

Join me...

to you.

Stay happy now.