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(mellow music)

♪ ♪

WENDY: Of course, immediately after the date,

Carrie texts me:

"I think he's the one."

‐GUESTS: Aw... ‐Aw.

TOMMY: Jae also texted me after the date.

He said, "Yo, you hungry, bro?"

‐(laughter) ‐No, you didn't!

‐No, I‐I did. I was hungry! What?

WENDY: He is always hungry.

(scattered laughs)

But seriously, I'm just so happy

the two of you found each other.

The way you guys look at each other,

it's just...

I'm still hoping one of my Tinder dates

will turn out that way. (chuckles)

Won't be waiting with bated breath.

Um...so, uh, I'd like to make a toast.

To Carrie and Jae.

‐MAN: Carrie and Jae. ‐You guys are just

truly meant for each other.

‐TOMMY: We love you. ‐WENDY: Love you guys.

‐BOTH: Cheers. ‐Hear, hear.

‐GUESTS: Cheers. ‐(whispering) I love you.

(whispering) I love you, too.

(applause)

All right. Thank you so much.

To the maid of honor and the best man right there,

thank you for that wonderful speech.

Uh, you know, fun fact, the, uh,

best man Tommy here‐‐

he used to date the bride a long time ago.

You're still the best man, huh?

I don't know what thing you guys got goin' on,

but I like it.

Okay, uh, anyway,

we have a fun throwback video for you guys,

so I can stop talking and... get to drinkin'.

‐Thank God. Okay. ‐(light laughter)

(light jazz music)

♪ ♪

‐Aw. ‐Holy crap, you're so cute.

‐How can anyone not love you? ‐(chuckles)

(jazzy music continues)

♪ ♪

MAN: Yo, Carrie.

Do your impression of Professor Dong.

‐WOMAN: Do it, do it! ‐(laughter)

(exaggerated accent) Escuse me...

‐WOMAN: Yes! ‐I am Profassor Dong.

‐(laughter) ‐CARRIE: Why you laugh?

Why you laugh? This class is serious!

You must respect the professor.

There will be no laughing!

(guests murmuring)

You must get a hundred percent...

‐(softly) Oh, my God. ‐CARRIE: In matematics!

(whimpers) Ohh...

‐(laughter, chatter) ‐CARRIE: Why you laugh?

(softly) Can you get them to turn it off?

‐Jae. Jae. ‐What?

Please get them to turn it off.

Okay, yeah, yeah, I got it.

CARRIE: You must be respectful!

Oh, my God.

Uh, can you stop this?

‐Oh. Yeah. ‐Yeah.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha‐‐

‐(both laughing) ‐Nice one, cuz!

(continue laughing)

Okay, okay, uh, th‐that was cute, right?

Uh, little Jae and Carrie. (chuckles)

Whoo!

Where's the dessert, hmm?

I'm gonna find the dessert person.

W‐we should get some dessert.

I'm‐‐I'm gonna find the dessert.

(guests whispering)

I‐‐

Carrie, I swear, we reviewed all the photos and videos.

That was not in there.

‐I would never have put‐‐ ‐Yeah, none of us saw it.

‐WENDY: I'm so sorry. ‐How did it get in there?

I have no idea.

JAE: We'll figure it out.

‐(whimpering) ‐WENDY: We're gonna

figure it out, Carrie.

‐Are you‐‐ ‐(whispers) I got it, I got it.

‐It's fine. ‐WENDY: Yeah.

‐It's fine. It's fine. ‐Okay.

‐That was terrible. ‐Yeah, of course!

(breathing deeply)

(whimpering)

Okay, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Babe‐‐ Uh, do you mind?

I just want you to know that video was, like,

from nine years ago.

I‐I was so drunk,

and we were just making fun of our asshole professor,

and...

(sighs) I know it was insensitive

and that it was super racist,

and I'm just so sorry you saw that.

(crying) And I know...

If you're mad, I‐I totally understand.

I'm just‐‐it's‐‐

(whispers) It's inexcusable.

Okay, uh...

It's okay.

I‐it's okay. I'm not, uh...

I'm not mad. I promise.

All right?

It was...a long time ago.

I mean, God, I did a lot of stupid shit in college,

too, right?

And look, uh, trust me.

My parents have said way more offensive shit

‐than you ever could. ‐(laughs)

Mm. I love you.

I love you, too.

(sniffling)

(breathes deeply)

Do I have to go back out there?

Well, yeah, I mean, it's our wedding, right?

‐(groans) ‐Let's just promise

to never show that video to our future kids.

For both the accent and the hair.

‐'Cause...yeah. ‐(laughing)

‐Right? Yeah. ‐Okay.

How's my makeup?

You look great, baby.

(inhales deeply, chuckles)

(low chatter)

Shh, shh, shh, shh.

(chatter trails off)

Hi, honey. You're doin' great.

JAE: It's okay. It's fine.

Uh, hey, guys,

I had written on the schedule right now

bride and groom visit each table

and have a toast.

‐CARRIE: Mm‐mm. ‐JAE: Yeah.

Maybe‐‐maybe we should skip that.

‐Yeah, yeah. ‐Can you start the music?

The music, yeah. Quiet as can be in here.

Hey, fellas, uh,

you guys mind jumpin' up on there now?

You know, do what you do, okay? Just lighten the mood.

‐Yeah, yeah. ‐Okay.

Save the night. Thank you.

‐(upbeat music) ‐Come on, everybody.

♪ ♪

Who's having fun out there?

♪ ♪

MAN: Who wants to dance?

‐Can we talk for a second? ‐Yeah, we're just getting ready

‐for the first dance. ‐Yeah, well,

this is important, so...

‐♪ You think that I'm just ♪ ‐Fine.

♪ I'm just chasin' the sunset ♪

Carrie needs to apologize.

‐Come on, Young‐Ae. ‐Are you gonna set the example

to these young kids that that kind of behavior

can occur in public... ‐Okay, okay‐‐

And the perpetrator can just brush it off

and sweep it under the rug?

Okay, look, it was a joke, obviously a joke,

and it was a long time ago,

and she is not brushing it off.

She apologized to me, and I said that it was fine.

Okay, well, she needs to apologize to everyone here,

because everyone had to witness her racism.

Oh, uh, Carrie is not a racist.

Oh, she's not a racist? Really?

Did you‐‐did you see the video?

(whispering) Yes, yes, yes, I saw the video.

Everyone saw the video.

And I have been with her for six years...

‐Oh, my God. ‐And, hey, those 15 seconds

don't define who she is.

I can't believe you're defending her.

Um...she's my wife,

and in case you haven't noticed, this is my wedding,

okay, not your Twitter account.

Hey, what is that supposed to mean?

It means stop making this about yourself.

No, no, no, this isn't about me.

Ha ha ha. You are using this situation

to make yourself feel important, like you always do.

You hijack everything so your opinion can be heard.

Okay, you know what?

At least I stand up for my people, okay?

You always acted white, wanted to be white,

‐gave yourself a white name... ‐Oh, gave myself a white name.

And look‐‐ now you're marrying white!

‐Oh, s‐‐ ‐Hey, what's going on here?

Yeah, you need to apologize to everyone here.

Uh, no, she doesn't. Baby, no, you don't.

You're silencing me?

Excuse me‐‐I will cancel this wedding so fast.

Yo, snowflake,

don't be so sensitive, all right?

Everyone else is having a good time.

Bobby, stay out of it, please.

Ooh, I'm sorry for my toxic masculinity,

but I feel like Jae's sister here

is throwing microaggressions at me, right?

Right? (laughs)

Guys, it was a joke.

Chill!

(music continues)

‐Really? ‐Oh! No, no, no, no!

(overlapping shouting)

(mellow tune)

♪ ♪

‐Should we keep playing? ‐Yeah, yeah, just keep going.

‐(overlapping shouting) ‐BOBBY: What'd I do? What?

What? What? What?

‐YOUNG‐AE: Move! I need to‐‐ ‐BOBBY: What? What?

‐YOUNG‐AE: Let go! ‐BOBBY: Hey!

‐As Carrie's mother... ‐CARRIE: (sniffling)

On behalf of my entire family,

I just wanted to reiterate

that we are all going to take time to...

reflect on our words and actions.

I think we've learned something here today.

And I hope that the joining together of our families

will continue to teach us how to be understanding.

I fully apologize

on behalf of Carrie

and our entire family.

‐Carrie? ‐(whimpering)

(whispering)

Thank you.

On behalf of my family,

we fully accept your apology and look forward

to further learning opportunities with you.

(continues clapping)

‐(mellow music playing) ‐JAE: Oh, already?

Okay. Okay. (laughs)

‐Hey! Hey... ‐GUEST: Congratulations.

♪ ♪

White wine, please.

(light laugh) Sure could use a drink.

Oh, please! Okay.

Me pay for all this alcohol.

But everybody leaving early.

Such a shame.

So I drink a lot! (chuckling)

Yes.

Things got really, uh, silly,

but we are deeply sorry.

A‐and when I say silly,

I don't mean to say that discrimination

‐is silly. ‐No, I understand.

Thank you.

Oh, okay, good.

I didn't want you to think that‐‐

No, no, no‐‐Jae's mom and I, we don't care.

We never care about race.

Young‐Ae, she...

think everything is racist, so I don't know.

She's too sensitive.

Young people just wanna find offense with everything.

Yeah, you know, my wife tell Jae,

you can marry anyone you want.

White or Asian‐‐

doesn't matter.

Just not brown or Black people.

You know?

What a rude family.

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