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Don'tââget out!
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(keyboard clacking)
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(chuckles)
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(phone chimes)
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(phone dings)
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(keyboard clacking)
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(phone dings)
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(keyboard clacking)
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(chill techno music)
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âȘ âȘ
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Yeah, you should come
on Tuesdays.
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Has an open mic I try to do
every week.
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âWow.
âYeah.
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You...let me guess, you...sing.
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âYeah.
âYes!
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âI'm really bad.
â(both laugh)
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I always wanted to be
a musician growing up,
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but was too lazy
to learn the guitar.
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WENDY: Classic.
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So the open mic just forces me
to practice.
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Yeah.
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I like that.
(chuckles)
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So you're gonna
serenade me later, right?
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Ooh, I don't know.
On the first date?
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Just kidding. Please don't.
(laughs)
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PARKER: Well, I canââI mean,
I can if you want me to.
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That would be
so horrifically uncomfortable.
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I mean, I'm easy.
I'm not that easy.
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Good morning.
(laughs)
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Good morning.
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What time is it?
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Oh, I don't know.
Let me check.
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It's a quarter after 9:00.
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Ooh, shit!
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I was supposed to be at work
15 minutes ago.
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âOh, jeez.
âOh, shit.
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I can get dressed super quick.
No problem.
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Yeah, I gotta call you an Uber.
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âIs it actuallyââshit, it is.
âOkay, yeah.
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âSorry about this.
âWENDY: The worst.
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âYeah.
âWENDY: Yeah, sorry.
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This was brutal.
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That's okay.
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Okay. Thank you for this.
(laughs)
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I will get out of your hair.
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Do you...
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maybe wanna hang out
this week, or...
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âYeah.
âThe next one?
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Yeah, sure I do.
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Cool. Okay.
I will talk to you later.
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All right.
I'll see you later.
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âWENDY: Bye.
âSee ya.
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(sighs)
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(sighs)
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(phone chimes)
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Yeah, it forces me to practice.
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Because I like to learn
new things,
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but if I don't
challenge myself,
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I'll never stick with 'em.
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Well, then it just starts
to feel like work,
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and then I'm like,
no, thank you,
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and I'd rather just have
a wine.
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Oh, I took a sommelier course
a while back.
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I had this great wine
from Argentina.
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You have to try it sometime.
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I love Argentina.
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(chuckles)
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(snoring lightly)
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(keyboard clacking)
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(phone rings)
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âOh.
âOh, hey. Sorry.
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I just got called in
last minute
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for this work thing.
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â(groaning)
âHere you go.
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And there'sââhere's your
black thing there, too.
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âThere you go.
âOh.
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All right, that was fun...
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Argentina?
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It's fine.
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âBye.
âBye.
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(sighs)
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(phone chimes)
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Even if we say,
"Hey, we're charging you
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with crimes against humanity,"
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we don't have the jurisdiction,
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and their military
certainly isn't gonna...
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I'm boring you, aren't I?
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âNo.
âNo. No, it's boring.
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Seriously, it's not.
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I was this close
to going to law school.
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Why didn't you?
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I wanted to do
something creative.
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SOFIA: And what do you do now?
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Oh, I just ended up
back and forth between things.
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Hmm.
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(upbeat music)
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There's a great open mic here
I like doing.
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I can't sing.
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âNeither can I.
â(laughs)
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(dishes clattering)
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SOFIA: Hey.
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You went allâout.
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Yeah, I woke up early,
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so I figured
I'd make breakfast.
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I had fruit?
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(laughs)
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Oh!
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Wow.
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So you're super smart,
you're super funny,
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you're super successful.
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You're a killer chef, too?
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âWho are you?
â(laughs)
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What time is it?
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Do you have everything?
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Fuck you.
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Yeah.
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(sighs)
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(phone dings)
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(phone chimes)
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Whoa.
What the fuck?
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(phone dings)
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(relaxed techno music)
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(laughter and chatter)
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âȘ âȘ
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Sorry I'm late.
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Were you waiting long?
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Whoa!
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I didn't know
you had a twin, Parker.
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Oh, we're not twins.
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We're on a date.
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And that would be incest.
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(laughs)
He's funny.
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I love this bar.
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They've got this great beer
that's brewed by monksââ
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I know that.
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âThis is my bar.
âNo way.
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Do you ever come
during the open mics?
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I try to play guitar here
once in a while.
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I always wanted to be
a musician growing up,
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but was too lazy
to learn the guitar, soââ
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Can you just stop with the
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"Look at how creative
and driven I am"
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canned story bullshit
for a second?
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What do you mean?
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Who are you?
146
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Some days, I'm not sure, but...
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I think I'm figuring it out.
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Like when I was traveling
in Italy and France
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and a took a sommelier course.
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I never thought I could growââ
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You're not even listening.
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Can you just talk to me
like a real person?
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Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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What makes you think
that I'm not being real?
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Because I know
exactly what you'reââ
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because I know
exactly what you're doing.
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(laughs)
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This is fucked.
I don't know what this is.
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Why am I sitting here
talking to myself?
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(laughs)
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This is fu...
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Heyââno, noââ
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hey, do you wanna come back
to my place?
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I've got this fantasticââ
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BOTH: Wine from Argentina,
and I could show you
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a thing or two on that guitar
I was talking about.
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Wow.
Exactly.
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Like, I can't believe
how in tune we are.
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(sighs)
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Breathe.
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Oh!
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Oh, sorry.
I didn't mean to scare you.
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How the hell
did you get in here?
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Uh... I live here?
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You have a really quirky sense
of humor.
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I like it.
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Okay, I'm serious, dude.
You need to get the fuck out.
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Oh.
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Okay.
I'm sorry.
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Thought we were having
a good time.
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Oh, no, I'm not pressuring you
to have wine or anything.
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I'm just trying to be
a good host.
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You can say no.
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I just want you to go.
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Okay.
I will.
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Can you just tell me
what I did wrong?
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Because I feel like I've been
nice about everything,
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and I'm a little confused
as to why you're so angry.
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Parker, you are
so full of shit.
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Whoa. Whoa.
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The guitar thing
and the wine thing,
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it's all bullshit.
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Everything you say is bullshit
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because I know for a fact
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that you're nothing
but a fucking loser.
196
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Come here, Parker.
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Come here.
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âAh, dude! What the fuck?
âWhat?
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There is something deeply wrong
with you, you know that?
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Whoa, you were throwing
all these mixed signals,
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so I just thoughtââI wasââ
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(both grunting)
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Get off!
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Get off me!
Get off!
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Why are you acting so crazy?
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(screams)
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(glass shatters)
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(gasps)
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(soft music)
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âȘ âȘ
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