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- See you, Daddy!

- See you, hurry!

- What are you doing? - Look at the traffic!

And Vic? Today is the first day of school!

I know!

She did almost miss the first schoolday! - Oh no! that's horrible!

- I'm going upstairs and open up. OK. Hey, pay attention!

Oh my god! What's that smell, your last delivery?

- If we get that Ramous again, I'm going to kill myself!

- Guys, that was a summer! 23 in 2 months!

- 23 what? - Well what would you think? Discretion!

- Maybe we will have de Lamarc. She's nice. You know her?

- I had her 2 years ago. She's not so good.

Thats' Mr Lehman, the Germanteacher.

- Hey he's very goodlooking! Awesome!

- Hey what do you think about Tayot? Look, how horny she's...

looking? Very funny!

- Over there is the sixt one! Common', go! Oh!

- Penelope. When are you coming out? Mom said, you would wait for me.

- Listen, Samantha, I'm "babysitting" you for 10 years now!

You are in Junior High now. So now stop it! Got it?

- You're stupid!

- Is there to eat for the 4th graders today?

- Let's go and ask. Where were you before? - Versailles. I was at Jules-Ferry

- I'm Penelope.

- Have you read that? Not bad. - Common, hurry up!

"Why did God create Brassac? Because he did not have enough hair to make...

an ape."

- Had this one last year. That's a tough guy.

My name is...

- He looks like King Kong. - Please sit!

- Now, first we will distribute the forms.

- What do you take for 2nd language? - German and you? - I'm taking russian.

- On top: name and given name, then your parents work, adress, tel.

- My parents are divorced. - Yeah mine too!

- Mine are not getting along so well.

- Give both adresses and note, if you live with your mother or father.

- Are you the only one? - Yes. - My sister is getting on my nerves.

- Silence please! - Did you already went out with a boy?

I did. It was in England. Warren was his name. Like Warren Beatty.

I'm telling you, he was awesome!

- To get my English better I'm watching 10 US movies in a week.

- Next handicraft lessons! - Calm, or he will flip out.

- Where is my red belt?

I have 3 extractions and a suppurating jaw to treat. And it's 10 past 2!

- Couldn't you take a day off? - I get payed only for each treatment.

- Put that up there. - I'm not alone in the clinic!

If I'm not there the patients will go elsewhere. If one day I will have...

my own doctor's office...

Hey. That's... that's awesome!

- What is that? - My cartoon:

"The evil old ones". - That's really cool!

Those 2 olds with the canes and then those movements, just great!

- Are you really mean it? I've already sent it to different magazines.

- Vic!

- Ah, that is my great grandmother! Poupette, what are you doing here?

- I'm taking you with me to my recording session. Hop in!

- See you tomorow! - OK. Goodbye, Madame.

- Hello! Hi, my little girl. - Hello! Do my parents know?

- Kids are undesired in house movings. After that we will eat at "La Coupole".

- What is La Coupole?

- How old are you now?

- Thirteen.

- Then there is still time.

- Ah, Madame Valadier. Hello, Mademoiselle.

Your favorite table again? - With pelasure. Oh, Arthur!

I'm happy to see you again! - And you, Poupette.

- Excellent cellist! - You know everyone here!

- Sit down, my dear. Common sit down. Thank you, Serge.

The first time I ate here was in 1923. Or or was it in '25? Not so important.

I also made such big eyes like you.

- Were you alone here? - With Paul Poiret, you know him?

Couturier, Pascha, the natural son from Lorenzo di Medici

and Orson Wells, you understand. Thank you. The real liberator of women

from the corset! You took yours off? - I have never wore such a thing.

Madame, a dozen oysters like always, one Steak Tartar, roasted gently,

no onions. And for Mademoiselle? - A chicken fricassee.

- And... a bottle whitewine, and a cold. Today we will get drunk.

- Don't go so fast. Here they are. I think, he looked at me.

- I also wanna go to the party!

- They surely don't want to invite us, Jeanne und Caroline are already invited.

- They are behind us!

I think they want to catch up. Lets walk more slowly. more slowly...

- I can't I would have to stop walking. Dear God, let's go talk to them.

- Hey, Vic, Penelope! Hey, wait a second!

- Hi!

- Hi, I think that makes my legs look fat.

- Have something planned for saturday? I'm making a Boum. Do you want to come?

- A Boum? What's that? - A party! are you coming?

- Well... Until when you need to know? - This evening. We have too muys guys.

- Are you coming? - Maybe.

- Here, call me. But seriously tomorrow will be too late. OK?

- Bye! - Bye!

- We did it! We did it! - Oh, thats crazy! so great!

Have you seen Raouls coat? And Jean-Pierres blue eyes?!

That guy is so cool! So nice! - What is it?

- What should I wear?

- Mademoiselle, Monsieur Guibert is waiting for you.

- Hello? Yes. No, no, not an Antinicotin-campaign.

No, not this week. We have the Guatemala-serie.

No, no, it is out of question.

Yes, I know, more deaths caused by cancer then earthquakes.

But could we...

- Yes, hello? Who? No, there is no Madame Beretton here.

- Beretton? That is me.

- It is really important!

I need an answer, but before I explain it to you, swear to say yes!

- Vic, I have a meeting here you know that?

- Can I go on a Boum this weekend? - We will discuss this later.

- Please, I need to know it now! - The answer is: No! Please ecxuse me.

- Shit!

- Sure, they have style, a personal one, but...

Single drawings are not so good. Such patterns a better for newspapers.

- I'm doing picturestorys.

- Picturestrories are not our style. You should try somewhere else.

We just publish comic-strips.

Your drawings have are very intellectual. I need more actual things.

- Until tomorow? - I will have it.

- So, an upperjaw X-ray, I will take a look in the morning. Good evening!

Monsieur, we still have a patient.

It is 5 past 5. Tell her to come tomorrow.

- It is an inflammation. - And Dr. Chaumont is already gone?

- Yes.

- So, are you diabetic? - No.

- Pregnant? - No.

- Do you take sedatives? - No. - Any allergies?

- Yes. Rabbit hair.

- Is everything ready? - Yes, Monsieur.

- Doctor... - Open your mouth please.

- I have to go, or I won't get my train at '32.

- OK you can go. Is it a permanent pain?

Vanessa! Are you crazy?

- Asshole! I'm searching you for months I just wanted to go leave,

the easy way. Without noise.

Footsteps, doorbell ringing, Broken glasses! Separation scenes are great,

such a separation scene! Common!

I have waited for this. Day after day, 3months! And now I'm leaving you,

but first I will have something from you! We wont fight a t the end...

about costs. Its your fault, no extra costs.

You owe me something. - I'm writing it down.

- You owe me a last night.

- What... what do you mean? An entire night? But...

I'm living in Paris now. - Rue Vallet 21, 6th floor left.

Lets say the 26., so you can organize it.

Or should I call you, so you can confirm it? 26-10-12, hm?

- No, I mean, yes. I would rather confirm it now.

- I would prefer the 27. - Yes.

- And what is Geraldine wearing? the pink overall? Cool!

Ah you lucky one! No one tells you what to do!

- I tried to call for an hour! You should have get something for me!

- That is Penelope. Yes?

No. But like this you look like a country pumpkin!

- Could you set the table please?

Gotta go. Yeah, OK. See you. Yes, I will call again.

- Will you test my german? - Not today, I have something to do.

5 minutes? I need to talk to you. - Me too.

- Hello? That's for me.

- Please, Vic, what when daddy wants to call!

- No, I didnt try it. What is your pink overall made off?

The security gets reinforcement, Good night, Papa.

- I can't believe it! I tried to call for an hour!

5 past 5 another treatment to do. That's an industry not a clinic!

Like Chaplin in "Modern Times": Tooth out, crack! Tooth out, crack.

Whats for dinner? - Cold. Pastete and some Salami.

Excuse me, but this evening... - I understand, the great art.

How was it? - Tomorrow I'm going over to Guibert again.

- OK do that. Is there something, Vic?

- What is now with my Moped? - We have other things to worry!

- Well... She wants to go on a "Boum".

- What kind of party? - Just a party.

- And where? - At a guys place. I dont know him.

- Not even his name? - Raoul.

- Raoul, Raoul! Raoul who? - I dont know, is that important?

- Do you have the adress? Telephonenumber? - No, everyone is going.

- So, I... At least I have to call the mother

of that guy! - It's not a childrens birthdayparty!

- Yes exactly! When does it start? And when does it end?

- What do you want to tell her? "Your son has invited our girl to a party".

Or what? That is stupid!

- At your age we must be cautious...

- You just think about yourselves! You don't even remark that I...

lost my necklace and that I shortened my dress! I have nothing to wear anymore,

not even socks! You don't have time to check my english!

You don't even feed me! It is like you don't care about how I'm doing!

- What's happened to her?

- She's a teenager.

- I don't care, I'm going! - Good, just don't forget me!

- Penelope, move! Please! Headmovement, OK?

Very good, Samantha! - Ow, my feet are hurting already!

- Vic, it's your turn! - She is really annoying today...

- Yes!

- An alibi? Not from me! - But they listen to you.

- Come inside we will talk about it. Veronique, Veronique!

E, not Fis! Again from number 2. She's 26 and still a virgin.

How does it have to sound there? Common! I have something to eat.

And never surrender. And never admit.

You have lost a battle. You know what that means.

- What?

That you haven't lose the war. Second: just lie,

if you are sure not to be caught. Third, my child:

What did I wanted to say? Oh yes! You have to approach it differently.

- Different? How? - It is a birthday, not a party.

And it starts at 7:30pm. What's his name? - Raul.

- Well now his name is Bernard.

Get them to change their mind, without they notice that you try to influence them.

- Now I get it. - But wait for the right moment!

In life everything depends on the right moment. Do you play Bakarat?

I will show you.

Never, when they are on the phone or yelling at each other.

- At breakfast? - Never at dinnertimes! Too risky!

Good idea is in the bathroom. Its calm and intimate Or even better:

In the cigarretebreak. the cigarettebreak is the best moment!

- Ah no cigarettes. Should I get you some?

- No thanks. I stopped smoking, even if its difficult.

- What are you doing?

- Should I fill the bathtub?

- Yeah, why not?

- Listen!

You can wear my green vest for the party or the blue sport-shirt,

that you like.

- Armand and Jean-Pierre on the Moped!

- And Penelope's mother is really coming? - Yes, she will pick us up at 11pm.

- Common don't drive so slow!

- OK, here we are.

Don't dance still your shoes break.

- I'm waiting a moment until they are inside OK?

- Call us immediately if someone... - Common dont overdo it.

It is a party not a bullfight! - I'm going.

- He! - What are you doing here?

- I'm waiting for you. I don't want to go alone. Where are your boots?

- Lets go by foot? I hide from 2 boys.

Very cute.

- I don't have the courage either. I'm going back home.

- Common!

- The song doesn't even have a melody. Let's go!

That is the good point from it! - Hello! Hi, friends!

Did you came together? - No, was a coincidence. Let's go inside!

- He looked over to me Raoul.

- Who? - Raoul! He looked at me.

Don't you think he kinda looks like Redford?

- What? You are not at the cinema? - Your dad is too tired.

- I'm going for the left-overs. - But when they see you both here,

everything is lost! Such a party is like a motor If it does not start,

then good night!

- My rock-music is better than that lame disc!

- What do you think of her?

- The Rock is great! - How do you like that chick?

- I don't like redheads. - I mean Vic! - Ah she? Nice!

- Hello, cuties! Hellihello!

- Hi! Your big love!

- What? - Your great love!

You like Jo don't you! - Jo? Are you stupid or what?

That dumb chick with her

highpitched-mongoloid-voice? You can't forget her!

- Hello...

- Hello, Jean-Pierre! - Tell me, is she crazy?

- Those two who are kissing over there, they met at Thierry's home.

I was there with Mathieu. You know Mathieu?

I'm going with Mathieu to the bedroom, and there they are. Doing you know what.

- What?

You should know each other before. - Maybe, but not essential.

- Hey, wanna dance? - Oh, not alone.

- Hello, Caroline! Wanna dance?

- Oh, without glasses you look better!

- Nothing is going on here. Want to go to another funeral?

- Look, she's wearing a great shirt.

- Wanna go dance? Why not.

- Vic! Raoul says, he would like to go out with you. Do you like him?

- No, but I know someone who does. - Who?

- But don't tell anyone! Penelope.

- You're kidding me!

- Hey, Raoul! - One moment! Turn the music off!

- Silence kids! Just a moment! Common "american quarter", OK?

OK, guys, all in wait position!

- Will you ask Jean-Pierre? - No! I'm gonna catch me Roger.

- What is an "american quarter"? - The girls ask the boys to dance.

- Great! - Who you gonna ask?

- Vic says, Penelope would like to go with you.

- What? - She says, Penelope likes you.

- What should I tell her? - Sorry.

- Raoul is not into you. - I dont care! - But Vic said...

- Slut!

- Is there a telephone? Thanks.

- Hello, Papa, here is Vic. You got to pick me up!

- When?

She asked me to pick her up now. And why?

- It's lame here. Nothing is happening there.

Full of little boys, who are almost pissing their pants.

Oh, you're already in bed.

In 30 minutes OK? Hallo? - We will go to Antoines party

but before we will drink something in Jimmy's Rockhouse.

- Seems to me, as it was just yesterday.

I still see you in front of me with pigtails and your miniskirt.

- You're feeling old, don't you?

- A bit this evening.

Vic is letting us wait! Maybe she's having fun now.

Next party we will buy a walkie talkie and play radio-patrol.

In an emergency will be right there.

- So I'm calling now! - Don't do it, she will flip out.

- Always occupied...

- If I get trough, I will tell you.

- Oh no we are having fun! OK, see you soon!

- Hallo! Who?

- Vic Beretton.

- Do not hang up please.

- Hallo? Please call again in 15 minutes.

- Hallo! Hallo!

She hung up on me!

- That's enough! I'm going up!

- She offers me a "bedjacket". But she knows that I sleep naked.

- It's daddy's birthday not yours. - Anyway it's gonna be a surprise.

Gilberte always gets the wrong one. The daughter from the Castafiore...

and Louis de Funes.

- Papa is happy with her. - That does not surprise me.

You are so playful today. Our little sheep is in bad mood today.

- Holidays are crap!

- Can you say a sentence without crap and shit!

- It's true! That was a great party. 3 days without school, shi... not funny!

- What are you giving your grandfather? - Shit! Pardon! I forgot it.

- I'll be right back. - Here you go.

- Etienne.

Etienne! Don't forget, this evening a Colloquium about Anaesthesia.

You know, I'm invited today. No! We have our Colloquium,

and we will go there! yes of course.

- Doctor, the pressure... Pardon!

- I'm doing my breathing exercises, I hope you don't mind.

- No problem. Are you a diabetic?

Taking sedatives? Pregnant? Hm?

- His name is Mathieu. He wants to go out with me.

It's a bit early. What do you think? What will happen?

Going out with somebody, you know what taht means?

- Of course, cinema, dating...

- No, those were your times, Today it means: to kiss him on the lips!

- Oh...

- He's already gone? Please give me Dr. Lagnier.

- Hallo?

- Yes, I will see him this evening.

At your parents place at 7. OK I will tell him.

- Mama! You look gorgeous!

Welcome! Francoise! How are you doing?

- Hello, my dear. - Vicki! Hi!

- Hello, kid. Hi. Aren't you too tired?

- Remember, dear Gilberte, nothing can knock me down.

Vic, please give me my handbag. - And were is Francois?

- He will come later by train. - Help your mother or she will fall.

- Gilberte, please stop it!

I'm standing with one foot in the grave, but

I don't want someone stepping on the other.

- Poupette, I have a surprise!

- Hello, Francoise, did you call? What present? For dad?

Ah OK, a purple package. Yes, OK.

- Were are you? At home? - Yes, of course. I'm waiting for Etienne.

- Vic forgot it in her room. - Don't worry, cutie, I will find it.

- I will call you at 11:42 and you will come to pick me up, OK?

- OK. Good. I'm hanging up now.

I draw me a bath now. - Hello? Are you in the livingtoom?

OK, there is the notebook infront of you on the table.

Mom needs the number from Dr. Juroux. It's a dermatologist in Versailles.

- In Versailles? Yes, wait, that... we will have that soon...

Juroux... Oh my darling, with your handwriting...

I have it! Dr. Juroux: 951-17-80. - Thanks. So see you this evening.

- You don't have any western like Rio Bravo - No, you will get that to breakfast!

- Now there is another programm. - Excellent, your truffelsalad.

- You know what people say about truffles? They say they really...

- Yes I know. For such a night you need stamina like a boxer.

Hey, relax. You are so nervous.

- But a boxfight goes over 15 rounds.

- So what? You will get trough it.

Come here.

Come here!

- What, again?

- What is that? - Oh... my train.

- What train?

- It's to my father-in-law. - About your father-in-law?

- Yes, it's his birthday. He's getting 58.

- And you choosed this evening? - Yes because my wife...

I lied. And because I'm not a good liar...

Yes, I told her I had a a Colloquium about Anaesthesia.

- Such a thing does not take a whole night. - Especially not about anaethesia

And so I thought, if we take 2 half nights...

Better 2 little lies then a big one.

My father-in-law is a weird guy. Colbert is his name, like the grat Colbert.

He says its an antcestor. Poupette, his mother,

the grandmother of Francoise, she's is more down to earth.

She always says:"I don't have ancestors, I'm one myself".

- Hello? Could I speak to Madame Beretton? Ah it's you?

This is the nightnurse. The medical superintendent told me, to tell you,

that everything went fine. The fracture was "repaired".

The fracture of the right leg. - What number are you calling...

- Are you Madame Francoise Beretton?

Your husband is fine. He is still in anaesthesia. He will call you tomorrow.

Goodbye, Madame. So you see how you can lie.

- Man you are a hussy! - I know.

- Hallo, Etienne, here is Francois. I have to see you right now.

- Is it something serious?

Really serious? Are you sick? Not really. What do you mean?

What?

- So you tell mom, that we did not separate. What is?

Here. That's it.

- Tell me, isn't that Vic's father?

- Yes, so what?

- He is sexy!

- Well... at maximum for 3 to 4 weeks.

Yes, a fracture of the left fibula. - The nurse spoke of the right one.

- Can we still change? Yes, no, it is the left one.

Depends, from where you are looking. I will show you the X-Rays.

A clean fracture. - How did that happen?

- The street was slippery. No, Etienne is fine, he was lucky.

But you should see his car. - Stop it!

- Hi. Did you see him? No, there before 20

and waited untill the bell. He surely went out another door.

- No, I have his schedule. From 8 to 9 he has maths and then...

There he comes! - Go towards him. Go!

- I don't want to see him! - Don't act like that!

- Hurry, tell me something! Anything! - Yes, if only I knew what to tell?

- Oh, he told you that? That cant be true!

- Hi! - Hey, Raoul!

- Hi. - He didn't see you.

- Let's hurry, we have english now.

- In the seat you just place the patients, the sleep without anaesthesia.

- Looks like direct from an automobil show. And costs 200000FF!

- Nothing can be to expensive for the patients. I don't want to sit

alone in my office. - Raymond, my Coffee and the tab!

- Hello! Great news! - Sit down, I have to go anyway.

- I sold it. - What? Seriously?

Awesome! Her Picturestory. - Aha!

- Already eaten?

- No.

- 4 months, 12 pages a month. And when the reader likes it, an album.

- Fantastic! - What can I bring you?

- A veal escalope with spaghetti, please. - So, how is he?

- Good, I'm happy. - Was about time.

- I'm coming! - Sure it looks funny,

a dentist with a leg in plaster. - I have the X-rays.

It's healing correctly. Parking time over! - You have your car here?

- Sure. It really hit him, but he is still driving.

How much your client is paying? - 600 for a page + materials!

- If you would excuse me, I have to go. My first patient will be coming soon.

- What is beeping? again 2 o'clock!

I can't come too late. Wait for her, just 5 minutes.

Will you pay for me? Again congratulations for your contract!

- See you later.

- Do you take another coffee? - No thanks.

- If only they had put a note at the wiper

- It's OK, don't let it disturb you.

- Be right back. Could you reserve that place for me?

- It's just an attic without comfort, but great to work in!

At home, with Vic and the telephone all the time...!

What is? Is there a problem?

- He broke his leg? When? - Saturday evening, car accident.

- But I saw him walking around all healthy on sunday.

- Sunday? Are you sure? - 100% sure!

- Hi! How are you doing, great? Will you give me a piece?

- Are you alone?

- Do you have time Wednesday?

- Science-Fiction is scary, but I'm not telling him.

If you just see how good he's looking! - Take a picture in secret.

- I would love to have a picture from him. - Is he intelligent?

Yes! After the school he will go to a college

of hotel management. His father is chefcook

- Wait I will open. I think that is the perfect job!

People always need to eat. - Madame Valadier, is it here?

- Yes. - For the Madame!

- Who is it? What, flowers?

I almost forgot: 3. March! Are those from Jean-Louis?

He has never forgot! And I can't send him anything because of his wife.

- Is she jealous? - She knows nothing.

- Respect! For 42 years. - Yes, backstreet is a true story.

What is that?

The story of a lunatic, who loves someone,

who gets married to an idiot, who loves a slut.

- Also: To be or not to be, that is the... the...

- That's the question. - That is the question!

- Not bad, but you could do better, Vic!

OK, lesson is over.

- So will you do your best? - Well, yes...

- That was the first time you said something in german class.

Yes, yes! Now you go.

- Hello kids! Do we have time to drink something?

- Yes! And how do you like those?

- It sparkles like a christmas tree! Oh a great pipe! Cool!

- Hi! Hey, cuties!

- Hey but don't go to a Walt-Disney movie. Your sister...

- Why? What do you want? - I saw "In the Realm of the Senses".

- 3 students, please. - How old are you? 13 years and 2 days.

- Thanks, Madame. - Thank you, Madame.

- Want to sit together? - Of course!

- Geraldine, move a bit.

- So what is?

- Please be quiet, now it's art time!

- You are pig!

- What is? What happened?

- Just look how they are driving!

- Thanks a lot!

Oh, shit! - I had prohibited you to

to be a passenger on a moped! - Mom, that is Mathieu.

- And without a helmet! Do you need to drive like a lunatic?

- You better go, Mathieu. - So good bye, Madame.

- Now I am the evil old one. The Taxi could have killed you!

You are lazy in school, don't listen, I don't have faith anymore in you.

- You spoiled everything. And I got a cake!

- Good. That's all. - See you tomorrow.

- Madame Berreton? - Yes that's me.

- Excuse me for coming so late. - Not a problem.

Want to go in the court over there?

- Please don't tell me anything bad now, she is intelligent just does not work.

- I don't want to. But your daughter thinks I am an idiot.

- You are overdoing it. But why?

- One day she forgets her grammar, another day her notebook another day...

she has migraine. Then she had to care about you, because you were sick.

- About me? - Yes.

- But she is... lovely and alive like a bird.

But concerning work... - So she is alive in school?

- Done, Poupette, I went out with him! 4-times cinema, once on his Moped

and 2-times just so.

And today he will pick me up at 5o'clock at the "Comedie Francaise".

You will recognize him. He is the best looking one.

- 15. April between 7 and 8. - The zipper is jammed again!

- You are breaking it! The masseur asks, if between 7 and 8 is OK.

- What masseur? - For your medical gymnastics!

OK. Everyday beginnign 15. April. This morning he still was working.

- Are you ready? - Yes.

- Dad.

Don't break a leg.

That isn't the worst, it could come in handy.

- Why do you say that? - If I break a leg,

I will be home sooner - Very funny! Here, your calcium.

You wanted to go! For 3 months you are talking about easter holidays.

- But I like it here. - We would be happy if it wouldn't happen.

4.000 FF and add the skies! - Is it because of Mathieu?

- Who is Mathieu? - No it's not.

- Let's go. - I'm going alone, it looks stupid...

...if I take you. Hurry.

- Goodbye.

- Is it for me?

- Todays Menu:

Scrambled eggs with truffel, ham from parma and salad.

Today we are alone, Lets celebrate this. OK?

What is your problem?

- I don't like scrambled eggs with truffel. What about you.

You're cute.

- Oh! Damn!

- Oh!

- Thanks, I can do it alone!

- I'm going.

- Francoise, it's your husband.

- What are you saying? In Jimmy's Rockhouse? That's a joke. Yes, Sophie,

the only one good girl, she is a regular guest.

- Did you get a trick? - Yeah very good.

Listen! I have to pass mom's room door, if I want to go outside.

I will say that I must go to the toilet, it's right besides the entry.

If she is there, I just went to the toilet. While sleeping,

do you understand? I put clothes up on the flusher box.

And I can leave without her notice.

- How do you get back? - With the same trick.

I must pay a lot, because my sister is blackmailing me.

How is it going? - Not a single guy.

Not even a Ski-Teacher! Just women.

I'm coming. No, I meant Sophie. Mathieu? he is not calling.

- I think that all is just a single big proof of his love.

His plastered leg, Etiennes crushed car and the humor that's in there.

- At least he makes you laugh! - Ah, just look at everyone!

Rich, soft and rough. But one you can laugh about,

you must search long.

Now she is selling the perfume "Plaster d'amour".

Anyway we have to do something. - Should I smash her face?

- Romance, with a touch of exotism

fresh and good.

Oh, no problem.

- If you allow? - Go ahead.

- Hm... very sensual!

Oh God, what's up with me? - You are a clumsy one, Madame.

- I'm so sorry!

Do you have "Imprinte" from Courege?

- This is some fine powder, transparent and causes no allergies.

- Smells kinda cheap. Don't you think?

Oh, please excuse.

Smells kinda tarty, hm? Please wait!

I'm a bit confused today.

- What are you think you are doing? Stop! Stop I say!

Are you demented? Stop it! Are you completely insane?

I'm calling the police!

Hello? Is this the police? - Ah, before I forget...

That's yours, isn't it?

- She is insane! Hysteric!

Hello, Madame. Did you see that? That broad is crazy!

Would you be so kind, Madame, to be awitness for me?

You saw, how she destroyed my boutique!

- Here they come.

- Goodbye!

- Hello, Papa! - Hello. You look great.

- This is Sophie, my parents.

- Did someone called? - Yes, Mathieu, yesterday.

- Yesterday! And what did he say? Oh, mom! Mathieu called!

Will we see you tomorrow? We are calling.

- Your plaster is gone! - It's over.

- Ah, Vic... we decided...

- Excuse me, you decided. - No, we, me and you!

We both think that, in the future...

we need some change of air. - Are you also going to the mountains?

No. Your father and I, we want a bit...

- Can I make a party for my birthday?

- Listen!

Your father will live somewhere else for some time.

Where?

- At a friends house. - Etienne?

- No way! In that wasteland. A sheperd killed himself there,

because he couldn't stand that wasteland. - I'm trying to tell it to Vic!

At Antoine place. - Not for long. One month?

- Two!

- One or two... We will see each other at weekends.

- Why?

- Because I...

- Because sometimes, if you love someone for a long time,

it's sometimes good to get... It becomes a habit...

- You want to live separate?

- Yes kinda.

- Only on weekends...

- What is with weekends? - There are always partys on saturdays.

- Are you going to get divorced?

I was so excited to see him again. I just felt it in my stomach.

It was just like in a movie, a slow floating, like in slowmotion.

- Slowmotion is often forced.

Hello, here is Francois Beretton. Antoine is not at home.

I'm from 1 to 2 at Betty, between 5 and 7 at Francine.

About tomorrow if Angele is calling: Angele, my dear,

I would like you to come to a candlelight dinner. Claudine, my dear, I'm sorry,

I don't have anymore time. If it's Francoise, is it you?

When can I come home again?

- Hello?

- Hello? Ah, it is you Poupette.

- Penelope saw them together yesterday. at Jimmy's Rockhouse.

She is 16 and her name is Lydia. He looked he had a crush.

She is not stopping. You know she is one of those,

she goes, if it is necessary...

- Very interesting for others. Is she really one of those?

- Oh! Bronze-Teint, mascara!

- The daughter from Alain Delon and Mona Lisa.

- We have to stop it. What do you think? Strangers can often help.

- Outrageous! - Does your mother knows it?

- Why should I tell her? - Make him jealous.

- Those tricks are too old.

- How do you do it nowdays?

- Madame Beretton!

- Are you there?

- What did you say? - She's just arrived! With Raoul!

What? Yes, Lydia too. They skate today.

I met an incredible guy! Dustin Hoffman but blond!

- Yes? - Is Vic with you? - No, why?

I've just arrived home and she's not here.

Where were you?

- That's not important. I'm really concerned!

- Hello!

- Mom's not here. Penelope's neither.

- Who is there? - Francois Beretton, Vic's father.

- Ah, OK! - Where is she?

- She is out with Penelope. - But where?

- OK, she is in Jimmy's Rockhouse. I have chickenpox,

or else I would be there too. If mom asks Penelope was at your place!

- OK, Thank you. - No problem. Goodbye.

- Goodbye.

- I want to dance so much. I let him to you. How you like him?

- Well a nice Donald Duck. OK!

- Are you dancing with my firend? - OK.

- A pair of skates.

- Your dad is here!

- That is Vic's father! What does he want here? Vic's dad?

- Do you want to dance? Are you coming?

- Dad please listen to me!

- Stop! You are going home now!

- One second! One second, please!

- I'll explain it to you. - Are you insane?

- Are you totaly crazy?

- Who is dancing with Vic? - Don't know.

- Vic needs a father. A man, who is making the rules, you understand?

It's important in her age. Really smooth, yes?

Respect and discipline are very important! But, a family is needed.

Yes!

What is that? - My Angora pullover.

This way it won't get hard.

- Well after what has happened today... What's happened today...

I should... Hopefully it is smooth enogh.

Hopefully.

And its raining! And my wipers are broken.

- Done! Good night...

- Good Night.

- Shit.

- Francois... Francois, wake up!

- What... what time is it? - It's past 6.

- I don't want Vic to see you here.

- You mean... she will be shocked?

- If she sees you in the bed, she'll think

that you came back.

- And didn't I come back?

- No, Francois.

- One month no party, 14 days no cinema and meetings with your grandparents.

About the birthday... I don't want to talk.

- Just don't get busted. Like 1918, when I went with Fujita...

on weekends...

Old japanese painter, a semi-god! I told at home, "I'm doing a pilgrimage

to Lourdes".

About the meetings I know something. I will play in Brussel infront of Queen Fabiola.

Do you want to come with me? - Yes, but they won't let me.

- Leave that to me.

- And what do I do with Mathieu? - Don't mind him!

- Don't you have anything better? - That is your only choice.

- Hello, dad. Oh, thank you.

- Kids, today we will go eat fancy!

- But mom is not here.

- Oh. Then we go alone.

- As lovers. What? Right now?

- Yes, go change! Yes!

- And here it was. Here she told me that you are on the way.

We sat over there. - Were you surpised?

And how did she told it to you?

- With a drawing. You know her. One morning I'm going to the clinic,

I was just before the examination, and there was a caricature of me

with a huge belly. Very funny.

And in the evening we went to eat here. I still know what she ordered

a double portion spaghetti and strawberries.

- Did you eat from it? - Oh yeah I munched like hell.

- I won't have kids. - Hm, when the right one comes...

- If one day one will come, who will love me, you know,

and he doesn't love me back, he will suffer, I'm telling you.

- Is it that bad?

Because of... Mathieu?

- It is like a pain in the stomach. It hurts!

- Yeah. Same for me.

Dumb.

It is really stupid.

- Too stupid.

- It's not easy.

- It is really not easy.

- No, please no!

- Hey, go away! Move on, kid!

- Hurry, hold on! Common hurry!

- Thank you! - You are bleeding.

- Yes.

Without you I would be...

Not often that someone...

Can I... Invite you for a drink?

- No thanks. - I beg you!

How can I show my thankfulness? - You know what would make me happy?

- No, what? Tell me.

- If you could leave my wife alone!

- Already back?

- Our dance teacher is sick. Can you tell me about the spanish succession-war?

- What? The spanish suc...

Let me think. Louis XIV...

The austrians... germans...

In one hour someone will come to get the drawings. Let's do it later!

- If it's about my problems you never have time!

- At school you are alive and friendly, and what about here?

Who said that?

Here, you never smile, you never tell me a thing.

I can't give you a kiss. You just get alive when it's about party.

Ah, I'm already acting like an oldschool mother.

And the thing with your father, I will explain it. We can talk about everything.

I didn't tell you because I thought it was better not to,

I feel that you are slowly going out of my control...

- Is that a cage here? - Yes. But the door is open.

If you don't need me, you can go away. But it's to early for that,

don't you think? - And when is dad coming back?

- Hello? Ah, Hello.

Very good, thanks.

- Listen, your ex-husband... - He is not my ex-husband.

We just live separated for now. He is not up to date.

- I met him yesterday at a fight.

- Is he injured?

- Who is it?

- What do you say? How many were they?

- He gave me a black eye. - What now? He struck you down

- or did he save you? - Both.

- OK. We'll speak later again. - OK, see you.

- Who was that?

- A friend. A college from the workshop.

- Do I know him? - No.

- That is Penelopes friend's dad. Isn't he sexy?

I have to go. See you. - See you.

- Hello.

- Hello.

- I spoke with you some time ago. I'm Penelope's sister.

- Oh yes...

- Yes.

- Are you waiting for Vic?

- Today at 5. No women! - OK.

- Jean-Pierre is coming too. at 5o'clock, OK?

- Wait a sec.

- The chickenpox are gone. - First your hitting teenagers,

now that! Are you crazy?

- Could you repeat that? - In the dark you look like a playboy,

but in the light, you are just an old maniac.

- Give me that helmet!

Will you... - Take your fingers off!

Will you... Take your fingers off!

- Stop it! be resonable! I said stop!

- What are you doing? Aren't you ashamed?

- Mathieu, stop it! I'm telling you to stop, Mathieu!

Stop it! What is that for? What happened?

- Are you looking for this? - Dad what is going on? Here.

- Nothing. - Thanks, Vic.

- What? Are you two know each oher? - He's my german teacher.

- Come! Hey!

- Was that Vic's father? - And you knew it? Yeah...

- He wanted to beat you? Great! that's great!

- Yeah great.

- If you knew what that whistle means to me! That's him!

And his lips were on it. Did you see the heart he attached on it?

- Nice idea. - When I saw the bundle,

I wanted to cry. I did!

No, he went to Cabour. - Well, we can't go there.

But Amsterdam. Rembrandts "Night Watch"! Bruges with his buildings!

And then Brussel, the concert! - Julia and Romeo were just 15.

- Sure. But you see where did it go. What about Vermeer?

- We love each other like the adults. Why can't we do it like them?

I don't want to wait, till the age of 18.

- Where would you be in this moment? - In Cabour.

We would have a rendezvous at the beach, I would jump in his arms,

we would forgive everything and then sleep together.

Why not? There is "the Pill"! - Ah, I forgot that.

But the pill helps to not get pregnant but do not protect

against the pain of the heart. - I hate when you speak to me like

I'm just a 3 year old child. - I never did.

- Where are you going? - To Cabour!

- Hello? Could I speak to Mathieu? - Yes.

- He's there! What should I tell him?

- You are in Deauville visiting a friend! - Hello, Mathieu, here is Vic.

- Where are you? - Cabour - Ah! And with who?

- Nobody. I ran away. - Are you stupid?

- What? How did you get here? - Hitchiking.

- Can we see each other? - I think so.

- Where are you sleeping? - What should I say now?

- I dont know. Where you want.

- I have a cold. In 1 hour in front of the casino, OK?

- What were you thinking? And your friend in Deauville?

Yes, your grandmother is'nt so good, OK but your "friend" was ideal!

Let him decide. DO not spoil his holidays!

Your arriving like: Hello here I am, now be happy! But a women,

that gives herself has to be a present and not a hindering factor.

- If he loves me, he will forgive me. - No, that's just silly!

"Give yourself to him", without throwing

yourself away. That's how you stay independent.

You are scared that I will sleep with him.

Be careful!

There are kids, who already have kids at the age of 14.

- So, what should I do? You won't leave me, will you?

- You did not answer me! Did you left her here?

- It wasn't like that! Lydia, she was just...

- How far did you get with her? - Shouldn't you call home?

- Now I can guess.

- Do you dance? - No, she's not dancing! Come!

- Where?

- Mademoiselle, I would like to pay.

- Here we are at peace. - What are you saying?

- Sch! There are always people hanging around here.

Come in.

- Is it a duck?

- That was just my brothers duck.

- What are you doing? - I'm inflating the air mattress.

- If you are cold, there a some clothes. Here, take that.

- Thanks, I'm not cold. - You did not say anything,

about what happened at home.

- Why do you ask?

- Yeah, I think you are...

- Mathieu, I did not ran away because of her, but to be with you.

- 5.000 FFF. Good. Pull your card Sir.

- You are risking a lot, Madame. - Much more than you think.

- What is it?

- I can't breathe trough the nose.

- Ow! Something hit me. That was the rake.

- Were you together the entire night?

- You and Lydia. - No.

- That's good that you are here.

- In your arms it's like you know, like...

that was worth the detour. I mean the way here.

- What's that? - The mattrass.

- I fill it up.

It's 3o'clock already! - You wanna leave?

- I have to work early.

I begin at 6, my mother... - Is your mother that important to you now?

- You should call yours. - Great! I get here trough hitchhiking,

I find a guy with an air mattrass at the beach and both are empty!

If you just drop here. - The cops will look for you.

- I hope you will protect me! - I did not ask you to come!

- Then go! I can get trough this alone.

You hitchhiked until here but don't think you are the best!

Go! Your mother is surely worried!

- Me too!

- Vic, it's me. Please open it!

- Not sleeping? - Your mom is.

- And don't you ask what happened?

- No, but I will listen.

- I can reassure you, there was nothing.

And what did you do? - I lost at bakara.

- But I won at Poker.

- Come in!

- Where can I put this, Madame? - Here on the table.

- Madame. - Oh, I'm starving!

- Friday you are coming with us. We

start at 3 because of the traffic jam! OK?

And if we go eat something?

- Pardon.

- Good evening. - Oh, thanks.

- What is that?

- You are surely hungry. For two.

- Ah, they are cute!

- I miss... Monsieur Thomson.

- Eric? Why?

- I thought we'll eat the three of us. You surely sent him one of

your cartoon copies as well.

Otherwise you would just waste your thoughts

for one. 2 dads are better for a child.

That happens often. Think about Jesus.

- I was thinking about you. - Please dont say anything now.

- I'm pregnant. - What, already?

- 2 months now.

- Agadir, the beach, the sun and the two of us, so nice, but...

- I just wanted to take vacation. Nothing else.

- So there are multiple families.

You can differ them with simple tests

- Did you get him? - No it was his mother on the phone, again.

- I said I was you. He's still sick.

He had a bad cold in Cabour. I'm not feeling so well neither.

- Let me see. Ah, nothing.

- A party without Mathieu is like a wedding without the groom.

- But the others are coming! - I only want Mathieu!

- Do you have a lot? I have to go. - No, no, now I...

just the neonlights and a compressor.

- Ah, there you are! - But... what is all that?

- A clinic. - And what about my party tomorrow?

- With all that stuff around? - I have to go to the publisher,

- I will be back in an hour, we will find uot something. Promise!

And lock up, when they are finished!

- Hello? Ah, Penelope. A disaster? Here too. Have you got the chickenpox?

- The fists thing I got for free by my sister!

- Sorry, Francoise, I just wanted to tell you that today...

That Leasingmaterial. We have to talk!

- I have nothing to tell you!

- Please listen!

So yesterday... - Doesn't matters, today is different.

- Sure, I know that... What? What is different today?

- One moment. - What is different?

- I did not have a lover yesterday, today I have one, that is different!

- You have nothing else to tell me? - Yes, your daughter...

wants to give a party! And she's thinking about that party for weeks!

But your stuff... you spoiled it!

- Gratulation! Here is the echo-image! It will be a boy!

- Please sign. - So much stuff for a room.

- My God! Isn't that a bit too much?

Look his chin, just like yours! - Not convincing. Sorry.

- You can be happy. You have a beautiful wife,

she has talent, you are having a child she is making the best scrambled eggs in Paris

and she loves you. - And she has a lover!

- No! God, that is so exciting! - You are standing on her side.

- She's is the best for you! - I will sent her flowers and a card.

- I'm telling you for years that you are an idiot, but you didn't believe me.

- Keep your wise talk for yourself! Could you ever hold a guy on your side?

Sorry.

- No, it makes me younger. You don't get...

yelled at, at my age. Can I still tell you something?

That child is your only chance, to get your wife back. Use that chance!

- It's almost to late. - Almost.

- Whos baby? Who is getting a baby?

- Us.

- How is your sister? - Awesome! Red dots everywhere.

Even on the nose. And at the eyes, on her forehead, like freckles!

- Where are the chairs going? Up there! Tell everyone, OK?

- We don't have enough ham! - No, that is enough.

Main thing, we have enough cola. - Did Geraldine bring the cake?

- She still has to come! Are you leaving? - I still have some time.

But they will come soon. He will surely come too.

Have fun! Bye!

- Will you write me? - Of course! As soon as I arrive.

- You know now that I am 14, I maybe could have a moped...

- Why not? - After...

- After what?

- After the baby. I don't want you to get excited about it.

- I called a moment ago to reserve 2 tickets to Venice.

- Monsieur and Madame Beretton? - Yes!

- Hello. - Hello.

- How are you? - Thanks.

- Ah, will you be travelling? - Yes.

- Yes.

- Where? - Afrika.

- Alone?

- No, with Eric. And you?

- What do you mean? - Are you going on a trip too?

- Yes. I just wanted to get my rubber boots.

- Will you help me?

I'm late.

Can you get me a taxi? I have to be at 8 at Roissy.

- Listen... I...

My plane... starts at 9.

If you want I take you there. - Where are you flying?

- Venice.

- Should I open?

- Hi! - What is that?

- I have to wear it for 6 months. - Thanks. Hi.

- Poupette! - Happy Birthday!

- Oh, Thank you. Those are cute! - I made a publicity today!

Harpmelodies by Debussy over a cup of Ravioli!

- I will park the car.

- Thanks.

- Well then, have fun!

- Going to cut school tomorrow, it's the last day.

- I'm going. It's the only enjoyable schoolday. Want to dance?

- He's not coming. - What are you talking about?

- Should I open? - Yes.

- Isn't that great?

- I'm eating with Jean-Louis.

His wife is in Evian for a cure. You are beautiful.

He did not come, hm? Oh, no! Dont forget:

You are a winner! The daughter of Napoleon and the beautiful Otero.

I hope you understand.

- Monsieur, can I see your ticket?

- Thank you.

- Hugo, Antoine and Cecile. Hi.

- Happy Birthday.

- Do you want to dance? - Yes.

- Good evening, Madame. - Please.

- Hi, Marc. How are you? - Hi. Fine.

- Want to drink something? - No, maybe later, thanks.

- Can I ask you not to smoke please?

- Please stop!

- Hey, Mathieu, you are here! Great! Lets drink one!