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Original subtitles

"This film is inspired by a true story"

"Parts of the characters' names, backgrounds and incidents"

"have been altered according to the requests made by the actual parties"

Me?

I'm... eighteen

Being eighteen means I'm pretty grown-up

I think I'm old enough to stop caring about others' feelings

But I never really cared about other people anyway

Well, except for my grandma, but she passed away last year

Mouths are really only good for eating or talking

So for me, apart from eating, I don't have much to do

But to earn money for food, I can give my clients blowjobs

Well, not if he stinks

And he'll have to pay $600 extra

and he can't cum in my mouth

Maybe if I hadn't met Chloe

I would end up spending the rest of my life like this

Sun Entertainment presents

in association with One Cool Film

A Making Film Production

Fish Liew

Mak Tsz Yi

Kwok Yik Sum

Editor Wenders Li

Original Music Alan Wong Janet Yung

Production Designer Man Lim Chung Art Director Li Kwok Lam

Director of Photography Jam Yau

Executive Producers Alvin Chau Alex Dong

Story Momo Wu Written by Zhaolu Mengzi

Produced by Pang Ho-cheung Subi Liang

Story and Written & Directed by Luk Yee-sum

Your periods come quite frequently, it seems

I can't help it if I have bad period cramps, miss

Seems to happen every week

You probably don't understand since you haven't had it for a while

What did you just say, Chloe?

Go see a doctor immediately!

If you don't return with a doctor's note, I'll mark you as absent

Ah... Cramps...

You're also having your period?

If you can't run, then walk!

What did that Prickly Cunt say to you?

Huh?

Come on, when we were running!

She asked if I'm a vir...

What the fuck?

Everyone knows you're a virgin!

L was talking about my sign!

Turns out We're both Virgo

Born the same month, the same year, but I'm older by a day

Hey, it hurts!

Why are you scared? It's not like you had sex with him

But that Prickly Cunt is pretty good

She managed to get that stingy Carl to buy her an iPhone 5s

That Filipina-face only got a bag, and not even a designer one at that!

She's so classless, she wouldn't know what to do with it anyway

Doesn't matter if the meal is good or not, you still gotta eat

But who do you consider to be a good meal?

At least Prickly Cunt is white enough

and she talks softly, so guys go for her

But Filipina-face? You can hear her voice from two floors above!

Although maids usually speak so loudly anyways

Really?

Really? Louder than you guys?

Nothing more to say?

Hey!

We gotta go, see ya

See you

You still have bubbles on you

If clients want you to use the butt plug, how much extra is it?

A thousand something

- Does it hurt? - A little

Add some K-Y and it's okay

But I heard that if you do anal too often, you can't control when you shit

Is that true?

How about you and Carl? Did you try it with him?

Can you stop asking?

Gotta go

It's so fucking deep

I want you to move!

Thank you

You're so talented

You look fine even after getting screwed like a dog

The point of coming to this kinda place is to get screwed, no?

It's just that I finish my work before you do

No need to get upset, right?

This kind of place is not for you

Get out, you cunt

Right back at you

Those uncles out there, when they get drunk

I guess they wouldn't mind fucking you

However...

Wow!

They'd really need to be wasted to do that

BYE bye

Andrew, Andrew, Andrew

Andrew, Andrew, Andrew

Look here, how is it that Andrew's so handsome?

And how did you manage to take such blurry photos of him?

Come with me

- I really like you - Keep it up!

See, you should focus here...

What are you doing? Go fuck in the toilet, not here!

- Don't get in my way - Sorry

So what if I want to fuck her here? Leave if it bothers you

What did you just say, bitch?

I can say anything, bitch

Hey! Why get upset?

Fuck

You should teach your servants better, they even bully the stupid

I didn't, I didn't!

- I've prepared some ice water for you - I'll drink it later

It's still cold, you should drink it

- We're already late - For what?

My job interview with Madame Glaze! You said you'll go with me?

Hey, if you want to be a slave so badly

why don't you help wipe my brother's ass?

“I'm you?"

Going to see a client again? Don't go...

Don't you think having sex with so many men is dirty?

You're dirty!

Be careful, your hymen is getting moldy down there...

Don't go... you're not broke, so why you wanna be paid by those nerds?

I'll give you all my allowance for this month instead, okay?

Come have high tea with me...

Weren't you running late? Go now!

Fuck, another girl?

Drinking water from that slut will make you cum prematurely

- You wanna fight? - Spilling jizz all over

Pervert! Pervert!

I'm gonna shoot it

Why do you buy so many? Aren't you anti-Japanese?

The yen has depreciated, so if I buy them all

then the Japanese can't buy any

- Why don't you try it? - Better that you wear it

How many times have I told you not to wear these?

You'll lose your curves

Try this!

Open the door, I'm back

Grandma!

Let me help you

Is it choi sum or morning glory tonight?

Don't bother, just go study...

No need, exams are over. Our report cards are out tomorrow

If my results are good, you promised me a puppy

I'm sure I'll be in the top 5

Let's see the results first

Trust me, grandma. I'll make it!

Leave it here

Wow, your home really is quite big!

YUP

- You live alone? - There's also her...

Come say hi to my grandma!

Hi!

And your parents?

One's in Bangkok, the other is in Ipoh

That's not bad

My mom's a bad cook, but if I don't eat my dad nags at me

So annoying

It hurts!

Come here

- Why do you work so hard? - Gotta pay the rent...

Just find a boyfriend

No, I like it on my own

Hang on

Pink-nippled piggy? You can take pretty sexy photos!

He)'

Your photo doesn't look good like this

- Why not? - Guys won't like it

And why won't they?

I'll find time to help you shoot better ones

Your place is pretty comfy, I'm already getting sleepy

Well, you can sleep here

Great!

I'll get you a spare key later, just crash here whenever

Ah, let's invite Tracy up here too

- We'll ask her to do the house chores - Sure

- I dye it often - Do you like dyeing your hair?

Yeah! I hate dark hair

Let's go together next time

- Will we get a discount? - Of course!

What color are you thinking of?

Green

- When did you do this? - Last night

If you like it too, we'll go together next time

That's a waste of money

People stare at her here, no one looks at her up here!

- You're so bad! - I'm just being truthful

Plus, what kind of girl wears pink?

Perverted bitches like you?

- Hey, give me a sip - I was just going to!

Drinking my saliva means you'll have to listen to me!

- Andrew! - Hey!

- Hey... - What, am just saying hi

- Were they a couple before? - Of course not!

Don't you know how difficult virgins are?

- Too tight and no fun - Tight is good!

Hey, don't be unhappy

Lots of uncles like your type

They're disgusting, I don't want them

Let's go to the toilet

Shut up, you are just as disgusting!

- It's coming... - Oh! Oh!

Shit, it's cold! Can't you use warm water?

Wow... that looks great

Don't squeeze

I said don't squeeze! Stand still...

How about I just take it off?

You can't, posting nude photos will get you blocked

But wet and see-through is still okay

Is it okay with a flat chest too?

There was this middle-aged client who lived all the way in Kowloon

When we got to the hotel, the asshole wanted to bargain with me

He said I'm flat-chested and asked for $200 less

I told him to go home and fuck his mother instead

None of your clients ever tried to bargain with you?

Your screen name is terrible

Let me think of another one for you

"Juicy Yoko"

Wow, seriously?

"Hi hi, can we be friends?"

Tease him first, then talk to him like you guys are dating

And remember, no dirty talk

Okay

Hey, what are you doing here?

N... nothing...

Are you thirsty? Let me buy some for you

No need, just sit

You jerk! Fooling around with others behind my back?

- No way... - Was it tasty?

I'm going to the toilet

So, what now? Let's go...

- Why is she here? - You're so nosy!

- How much? - Is there a problem?

What do you mean, how much?

Fuck off, asshole!

I said fuck off! Don't you get it?

What did he do? Was he hitting on you?

- He asked how much - He asked? How much did you say?

Yeah right, as if he can afford it

Maybe he'll get a job then look for you

Grandma is a liar! What do I do with Dumbo now?

I told you not to be so naive

Don't cry...

My mom already goes nuts picking up my brother's shit. I can't bring him

Actually you can leave him with me

Really? But you'll have to walk him every day

No problem, I had a dog once when I was in Ipoh

I will give you a key to my place, just come up anytime

Why don't we go there tonight?

And bring some ice cream with us?

- And some fried chicken? - I don't eat fried chicken

It's too fattening, I don't like it

But you like ice cream!

Sorry, lucky for you I didn't see anything...

No, no...

I can't seem to find my tampon inside...

How can it be? There's a string attached to it

Come on, try jumping up and down a bit

So? Did you feel it?

Weird...

Can you try and help me look for it?

- Oh, okay - What's going on, a body check?

Go get a pair of chopsticks from the kitchen

Not the pink ones, those are my favorites!

Just get those wooden, disposable ones

Sit on this

Do you see it?

Nope. It must have gone in really deep

Hey, have you ever heard this urban legend?

It says that when a group of girls stay together for a long time

then their periods will happen simultaneously

Really? But that hasn't happened to us

Let's see if you sync with mine, or I sync with yours

I usually can accommodate others...

Miss Ho knows that my periods are messed up

So we'll end up syncing anyways one of these days

He)'

It tickles!

How is it? Am I good?

Was that the right spot? Is it here?

This spot, right? Answer me!

Don't mess around. You've found it yet?

- And this spot? - Stop playing

- Does it feel good? - No it doesn't...

You can stop searching. Is it this one?

And they say Virgos are very tidy and are clean freaks?

Sorry, I...

I am a clean freak but I have a bad memory

Let me wash my hands. Throw it away already!

Yes, and dump the chopsticks too

"You wanna have fun... 2 times, $4000 each time, okay?"

"$6000 for one time, plus a blow job"

Ma, I'm sorry

Whatever you say won't bring grandma back

I want to withdraw you from school and give up the apartment

You'll come back to live with me in Bangkok, okay?

Your own mom passed away and you didn't even know

You also didn't know where your own daughter lived

Why should I go with you?

Don't think that I don't know what you're doing

Look at you, do you know what you look like?

He)'

It was you who left me

If you didn't leave me here

no one would call me a cheap cunt at school

What's wrong with earning money this way?

Don't have I have pay rent? And buy food?

My clients remember my birthday...

they dine me and send me gifts. But you?

You don't even call me!

Now, suddenly you're back

and ask me to leave with you

You're nuts...

I'm sorry

Save it

"Playing with butt plug costs $2,000 extra, okay?"

"Where are you?"

Hi

What's up?

Out for delivery?

Bye

"Am here"

Juicy Yoko!

Please no...

I still wanna keep going to your food stall for drumsticks

Just forget it, okay?

Hey, don't go...

I promise that I'll write you a nice review...

that says you're the best in the universe

Or how about...

I just Pay extra?

You're not gonna shower first?

Are you crazy?

The shower is so dirty! I may catch something from using it

Why would you? Don't you just push the hose up there?

Fuck you, what are you saying?

Get a better room next time!

I want to, but I don't have enough cash

You should have hired someone from a cheap brothel instead

It's not the same, I like you

When you posted that new picture, I got so excited...

I couldn't contain myself...

So I immediately told my dad

I wanted to help out and earn more at the food stall

- So is it worth it? - Yes...

Otherwise why did I save my virginity for you?

Hey!

What? You're a virgin?

Then you still have your "guy men"?

No I don't have...

Okay, okay

Why don't you let big sis show you...

- Feels good? - It's good, keep going...

Then beg me

Come on...

And do what?

Please keeping blowing me...

Are you okay?

Did you grow up drinking sea water? So salty...

Rinse your mouth with this

Are you feeling better?

You're feeling better!

Whatever, cumming in the mouth costs extra

What? It's not included in the blow job?

Blow job doesn't mean you have to cum in my mouth!

And you came so much that I swallowed some

I didn't even swallow with my ex!

Then... how much extra?

Five hundred

Already discounted

How is this enough?

Are you serious?

There's two hundred credit inside

Whatever!

So can we start now?

- You came already! - What?

A blow job isn't the same as having sex! Don't go yet...

A blow job is not sex?

Are you Bill Clinton?

- No please... - Let me go

Bye!

He's handsome enough to be a star

Tall nose, big eyes...

Welcome Mistress! Meow!

I had to take Dumbo to poo, why didn't you wait for me?

How can you poo if you're not full?

Fuck, "Mistress", seriously?

What are you doing?

Mistresses, what are your orders?

A pot of Earl Grey and a high tea set please

We already ordered the Noble Milk Tea but it still hasn't arrived

Welcome misses

Do you have any dissatisfaction with our service?

My throat hurts... and we've waited for the tea for 20 minutes

Does that count?

Thank you

Apologies for keeping the mistresses waiting

Allow me...

to serve you this Royal Prince mint tea. It's on the house

Please enjoy

High tea set

Hey, did he send you any photos?

No, but he knows how to sweet talk

This is your favorite

Delicious! Try it

- Am I right? - Not bad

- What's this? - He knows I like Häagen-Dazs

"Now Hiring Female Maids"

- So, what happened? - What?

You let the delivery boy shoot inside you?

In here... It hurts...

He liked you so much that he got too excited?

Those bloody virgins have so much sperm built up

then they want a blow job

You think I'll have throat infection?

What does a man's liquid taste like?

You want to know? I'll give you some soy sauce to taste

It's that salty?

How is it like soy sauce? Tastes more like lye...

- Kinda rough and acidic - Yeah

Then why did you let them shoot in your mouth?

If you're doing it for money then it can be tough

But if it's your boyfriend then it's okay

That's because all men love it when we swallow

Let me tell you, there's no guy that doesn't like it

For him, it's even better than fucking

- You definitely do it a lot - And you don't do it enough!

OK, you do it more and do it better

- Wanna karaoke tomorrow? - Of course I'll go

If I go, no one will take the mic away from me

What song shall we sing?

I learned a new song yesterday...

- It's not from the 80's... - You're so outdated!

He)'

- Please... - No way!

But it's boring if you go alone

It's not a normal karaoke. How am I supposed to bring you?

I'm fine...

It's mostly gonna be... singing and drinking a bit

Take me with you...

I better not

I just want to help you guys with the rent

Some clients are crazy when they're drunk

What will you do if some guy grabs your chest? Hmm?

Me?

But if I do say so...

- your tits are nice to grab - You're disgusting

- You dare to fight back? - Come on...

Hello, bosses!

Girls, please leave for a moment, come back later

What do you think, boss?

For you

- Please don't... - Don't what?

Keep it

Maybe you won't need it. But in case someone takes you home

Keep it

How about the "High School Twins"? Which one do you like more?

Not bad, they're young enough but they seem a bit stiff

They're brand new, so naturally they're a bit more reserved

Do you really expect them to come over

and spread their legs?

Then you'd say I lied about them being high schoolers, right?

Just ignore him. I'll order two bottles of whiskey, okay?

Alright then, I will call them back...

Go

I'm back...

If you win over all of them tonight, I'll even hand you my commission

Okay, I will work super, super hard!

Hello everybody!

Bee loves Hong Kong boys

You guys are so nice. I really like you all!

What? Are you for real? Bullying a pregnant woman?

Okay, fine. Bee, let's go

Hurry UP!

No way. You can't stop our cross-straight relations like that!

Okay...

You're bad...

Hey guys, let's play "Finding Nipple"?

Whoever bids the highest can suck on her

Afterwards we can even do a threesome French kiss!

So bid fast!

Okay, me first

- $1,000 here - $1000

- $1,500... - $1,500...

$2,000..

$2,000... Yeah, deal!

Thank you boss...

Thank you!

Let me do it!

I want to play too

I'll pay $3,000

It's Brother Raymond. Yes, of course!

- $3000 - Deal!

Sorry!

Hey!

Let's get back to playing rock, paper, scissors

You don't want my tummy to get upset, right?

Help me get your friend out of here

She acts like we forced her into it

So sorry, Mama Rita

I'll take her to wash her face, then everything will be fine

I promise!

I'll take you home, okay?

- Mama Rita - What?

Don't be angry. What if you upset your baby?

The new ones always need training

How about I take her with me tonight, okay?

Okay, as you like

You can't do her... I can take her place

I'm OK with it. Really I'm fine

- We should go - Okay, let's go

- Leave her to me - Okay, bye

- Are you okay? - I need to shit

Thank you

Sir, are two bottles okay?

You decide

Is it because of her big chest that men are so into her?

Thank you

Not always

You need to realize who she looks like

Aoi Sora

So that means... guys do look at girls' faces too?

Of course we do

Try changing her face to Shrek's

Your omelet rice was made so elegantly

This is exactly what we want from a maid

Thank you Madame Glaze. I will work very hard!

I have one last question for you

What is most important while pouring tea?

We welcome you to our family

Thank you Madame Glaze

"Let us find your charm"

Where's Chloe?

What's up? Looking for me?

What? No, I'm just training Dumbo hiking

Hiking? Show me

- Is it that sunny? - What?

My eyes can't stand bright light

Just a tiny bit of sunlight and I'll be in tears

Grandma said when I was really young

less than one month old

they already found that I was short-sighted

- What? - How many fingers?

None

Five of 'em!

Give me back

- Give me back - I don't want to

I hate you

Am not playing with you anymore. I'm going home.

- Bye bye - Bye

No... I'm a little confused

Your first time was really with your friend?

I went to my friend's house

but my friend's dad said it was getting late

He insisted on driving me home

then I did it with my friend's dad

You discussed the deal beforehand though?

After we did it, he insisted on giving me $5,000

and told me not to tell his son

Did you see you friend again after that?

I did contact him, but he didn't seem to reply

So I thought... maybe he knew I had sex with his dad

A few years later, I bumped into him again

and found out his dad told him that I'm a bad girl

and told him not to hang out with me

He even accused me of leaving cigarettes in his car

How old were you?

- I was 14 - What?

You already started smoking when you were 14?

Did you follow the story? She said she was wrongly accused

How old was his dad?

50 something, I think

A 50 something fucking a teen? He's good!

But you're even better. She charged him $5,000 for her virginity

But you? You didn't even blow him and got $3,000

Maybe she blacked out

and didn't remember it

I'm done. Let's meet at the dam later

See you

Hey, are you okay? She was just joking

It's not funny. And I wasn't drunk last night

Where is Dumbo?

Didn't you put him in the bag?

Where did he go?

Dumbo!

Dumbo...

Dumbo...

Do you want some water?

Dumbo...

Dumbo!

Thank you, Mr. Ho

You scared me, naughty boy

- Thank you! - He is so cute!

- You found him? - Yes

- Thank you and bye - Bye

Who's he?

Mr. Ho is very nice. He always says Dumbo is cute!

The dog is cute or you are cute?

Be careful, old men can still get it on with teenagers

You're silly

Come on, don't accuse him

He really is very nice. He treats me like his goddaughter

So what?

Once men get a hard on, they'll fuck anything that walks

- Right, Dumbo? - Whatever

You're still in school, why do you hang out with these people?

That crazy Chloe has tattoos all over her

Why are you friends with her?

Then you must have tattoos too!

Let me see!

You make me so mad!

Don't move! Come over

Why are you afraid if you don't have any?

Look at me!

My sister is always right! And I'm always wrong!

Turn around!

Have you seen enough? Told you already that I don't have any!

You only believe my sister, you think she's always right

and whatever I do is wrong

You're always like this

- Hey, what are you doing? - Just looking...

- Found it? - No

What are you looking for?

Dropped something inside

Help... a vampire. It hurts!

What did you eat?

- Onions? - Yes

Onions...?

Towels are over there

After bathing, just close the door then go to sleep

I gotta 90, bye...

Don't go Uncle Ray, stay with me for a bit

I've already been with you all night

watching someone cry while eating fried chicken

You can't go! Is it because virgins are no fun?

It's not that...

I don't want you to think I'm taking advantage of you

Then you can be my mentor, I want to learn

I'll pay you for the whole month. Just tell me how much

Then“.

$15,000'?

It may sound expensive

but if you teach me once per day

then it's just $500 each time. Very reasonable, no?

You're such a hard sell

Are you okay? Does it hurt?

- Hey - Fuck... Fuck off...

So mean... Having your period again?

What's up?

Leave her alone

How about you go ahead?

- I'm going - Bye

You guys hid it pretty well

He never said that he was after you

That's true

because it was me who was after him

Hey, don't tell Tracy

I know, otherwise she's gonna kill us

Is Andrew fine with you...

doing your part-time job?

We're just dating, I don't need his permission on everything

You be careful then

Dad is returning tonight, I'm not going to come over

Okay

Chloe

Bye

Bye

What's up? Bullied by other "slaves"?

I told you a million times that we are maids

They must be bullying you because of your big tits

Watch a few episodes of Downtown Abbey then bully them back

Madame is so nice, she even teaches us how to bake apple cake

Then... why didn't you pick up my call last night?

- Raymond was there - So then you can't pick up?

I was busy cooking and tidying up the house...

and getting poked by him!

That's true, it's $15,000, you should work hard

But it fits you well. You're working as a maid anyways

You won't be happy if you're not cleaning or getting reamed

What's up? Did he bully you?

He really bullied you? Let me beat the shit out of him!

I'll go to his place and pour shit on his door

Don't be sad, it's okay, you have my back

I saw Andrew and Prickly Cunt kissing

You're quite a fast learner

I learned it from my friend

Who? The one from the karaoke?

Don't bully me, otherwise she will come after you!

Bite me? How dare you

Does it hurt?

How dare you bit me?

Hey... Why don't you work less?

Since you're in a relationship

You're crazy... Work less?

Who'll pay my rent? I heard the rent will go up next month

Plus I still really, really, really want to go to Paris

I can ask my dad to get me a new notebook, that's a few thousands

But I don't get it. Why Paris?

That's because...

I should have been born Parisian, not Malaysian

That's fucking funny

Your mom had a French guy but chose your dad?

No no, actually it's very funny...

Before they married, my dad was offered a job as a cook in Paris

But my grandma said, if he went to Paris

then he couldn't marry her daughter

I should have been born in Paris, instead of being a Malaysian

Malaysian girls aren't bad. See? So white and smooth

I'll make you even whiter

"Why don't you let me join?"

"What's going on?"

"Huh?"

"WOW... "

Lo Chi-sing, you fucking asshole!

Did you eat shit or go fucking crazy?

Delete that fucking clip now!

It's not your business?

Why did you send it out then?

Go to hell! Fuck you!

A lighter...

Want to have some chewing gum?

I'd like to have one

How about some money?

- I've seen it - Hey, what is this?

You don't know? It goes in like this...

And you still touched it?

It's for you!

Prickly Cunt...

Do you need help?

Nobody wants to help you

Let's go back to class

Stop, Tracy!

Stop right there! Are you deaf?

They broke up, are you happy now?

It's none of my business

When did you become such a bitch?

She was in a relationship but was fucking her boyfriend's buddies

That's what you call a bitch

So you had to expose her?

If she wasn't selling herself, there would be nothing to expose

So she's a whore

But you're paid for the whole month, what's the difference?

We agreed to pay the rent together, have you ever paid a cent?

How can you even look at her?

But how can she look at me? And how can you look at me?

Oh sorry, yes she's your lover

Say that again?

It's a waste of time talking to you. I'm nothing to you now

You get all wet talking to her and don't remember me as a friend

You knew I like Andrew

She stole him away, yet you still fucking back her up

...or you knew it all along?

Chloe, let me tell you

It's not only men who will fuck anything that walks!

Little Tracy

Why didn't you lock the door?

Little Tracy?

Uncle Ray

Sorry, actually...

I couldn't even be a good part-time girlfriend

I counted the money but only have this much left

because I bought groceries

Also, there are some chicken wings in the fridge

It should be enough for a few days

BYE bye

Little Tracy

Robbery!

You... Are you free tonight?

Why?

Are you free?

Where are we going?

So are you free?

Yes

The key is over there

Let's go. Come with mommy

Where are you going?

To your sugar daddy? Or go sleep in the park?

Sell Dumbo to me, you don't want him anyway

Get away from me!

What do you want, Prickly Cunt?

Why do you like stealing so much?

You stole Chloe and Andrew from me

and now you want Dumbo too? Crazy bitch...

You think everything can be sold like your cunt?

I'm through with you

Don't put him inside, he'll get scared

He won't go with you!

Dumbo is mine. Back off!

- Leave the dog! - Dumbo is mine!

Dumbo is not yours

Did you ever wash him? Or pay for him?

Tell me, have you? Give him back

Leave!

- Do you have paper towels? - Wait a second

Put it inside

There are writings here. Did you write it?

In your dreams

Two buttocks. There are four?

"Are testicles really round?"

Is it true?

- What? - Come here

I don't know, do you wanna check?

Ewww, You're gross!

- Have a look - Don't touch me...

Stop please...

Actually

I really like you

Me too

Do you think I'm too short?

I don't

What are you doing?

What do you mean?

What's so good about her?

The whole class says that you're a cuckold

What does she have that I don't?

My family is sending me to London to study

I'm leaving at the end of August

That's why I asked you out to confess to you again

But no need now

Why?

You seem so skilled, why don't you know if testicles are round?

You should know better than me

What are you talking about?

Just forget it

When I confessed to you last time, you turned me down

I should give up. I don't even know how many guys you've had

When did I turn you down? I only like you

Stop pretending

"Chloe: What are you doing?"

I'm here. Where are you?

- What are you up to? - You tell me

How would I fucking know?

Now you get it?

I sent it by accident

Every photo is sent by accident?

You really think I'm that stupid?

You've always bullied me

When I was young, you called me a slut when I wear pink

You said I only have big tits, so guys just want to fuck me

They would never want to date me

I won't hold these things against you

But why do you like Andrew? Why did you try to date him?

Andrew doesn't belong to you. I fell for him first!

Hey you promised to help me. Which one does Tracy like more?

It doesn't matter, either one

But what if she says no? You'll be so embarrassed

But I still have to try

How about this...

I'll give the necklace to her

If she wears it, that means she accepts to be your girlfriend

If not, then nothing happened

No need to be upfront about it and risk public shaming

My brother, I'm counting on you then!

You know I like him

You were my best friend. Why?

And how did you treat me all this time?

Did you ever ask me which guy I like?

Did you ever ask if I like watching basketball?

Every day, you only care about what Andrew is doing

If you hate me that much

then let's go our separate ways

For real?

I'm okay with it

Hello Mr. Cheung

Hi

I think that... I won't be able to pay my rent

Sorry

Huh? What are you talking about?

But you just paid the rent for the next two years

Huh?

So what do you mean?

Oh. Nothing then, thank you

Alright

- Hi - Hi

Daddy

Whenever you're not happy in Hong Kong, come see me in Bangkok

I will be back for your birthday

Do you want to go to Disneyland or Ocean Park?

Actually can we...

do both?

You can make the decision then

Daddy

I will come visit you

Dumbo...

Dumbo

Dumbo

Dumbo

Dumbo

Dumbo...

Dumbo...

Dumbo... Where does he usually run off to?

How would I know? Ask your girlfriend!

No...

He's missing

Dumbo is missing

- What? - Let's go

Dumbo!

Dumbo...

Don't scare me

Someone's been harassing Dumbo, otherwise why did he leave?

Dumbo!

Dumbo!

Dumbo...

Hello

- You've found him? - Not yet, you?

Me neither

Let's go back to where he got lost

Okay, We

Let's

He)'

Now what?

Uncle, I want to buy something...

We're closed today

Maybe he's dead? His shoes are so slippery...

Sorry

I... I didn't want to lose him, believe me

When I was young I had a dog named Mer Mer

He only lived for six months...

Maybe everything I raise end up dying?

I didn't mean to take away Dumbo...

I just don't want him to be like me, abandoned and left alone

If no one wants to love him, then I will

So many people care about you, why do you complain all the time?

I want someone to care for me too

Let's go! Dumbo is still alive

Let's go...

Hey, are you okay?

Are you not feeling well?

Take it easy

Do you want a drink? Don't cry...

Let's

Hey! What are you guys doing?

Come back! Hey!

It caught fire...

Be careful

Do you think... I can still eat it?

- It's delicious! - Really?

I want to tell someone that

the reason why I broke up with Andrew was because of her

Someone also fell for him, right?

Are you a fortune teller?

You can read people's minds?

The more this someone cares, the more she yells at them

It's the same with Tracy, no?

Are you trying to say that I don't care about you?

Do you know...

that when I have sex with men

I always prefer doggy style

You know why?

Because I don't want them to see my face

nor do I want t give them my reaction

That night when Andrew was kissing me at home

I was thinking...

What was the best sex I've ever had?

It was when... you held your phone up

to find my tampon

I never tried it with a girl. I don't know if it's okay

I've never tried it either

Then if we were together, would you face away from me?

If I face you, then what?

I'm getting goosebumps...

- Here? - Yes

This is nature's toilet

- Hold it - Go ahead

Watch the fireworks...

You're having your period?

Why?

I was late, so mine also just started today!

- What a coincidence - Really?

That's pee, you asshole

What? I want a kiss too!

You two play rock, paper, scissors

The winner gets a kiss,

the loser needs to... strip!

Okay

Rock, paper, scissors...

- Take it off, take it off... - I hate you!

From now on, we're no longer the "Lam Tsuen River Twins"

We are the "Lam Tsuen River Trio S.H.E."!

We're not born on the same day, month, or year

But today, we share our periods together! Blood sisters!

Forever 18!

When I was little, my sister told me

once a girl sleeps with a boy, she will then become a woman

But categorizing it this way is so naive

What really makes you a grown up

is when you find out for the first time

that your best friend thinks you are a cunt

And you know very well that

actually, she's right

When you no longer need to explain

and learn to accept yourself

sometimes when you really are a cunt

it's that moment that makes you a woman

I always think of the fireworks that night

It took me years to realize that

that summer holiday, everything was like...

trying to put melted ice cream into the freezer

Although it looks the same

but the taste will never be the same

Associate Director Dickson Leung

Associate Producer Kenny Chan

Administrative Producer Cheng Mei Lam Florence Poon Tang Wai But

Visual Effects Supervisor Bart Wong Sound Designer Tu Duu-Chih

Gregory Wong Tse Sit Chun

Dada Chan Susan Shaw Jacky Cai Sola Aoi

Lo Wai Kwong Derek Tsang Isabel Chan Chui Tien You

Subyub Lee Harriet Yeung Chan Imp Kuo Yi Ling

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