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Wow

Oh

day

are you

when did you come aboard 1978 present

y-yeah yes of course you did

sit down now where was I right the year

before that we won the confidence

football championship in the year before

that

ladies volleyball championship coach

Emerson resigned in 1977 after we had

one day baseball conference championship

and you succeeded him when did you say

that was uh 1978

here have we won any championships since

then little bad but actually we stand a

pretty good chance winning little Poe

winning that is the name

some nice support winners yeah you're

absolutely right sir has come to my

attention that the athletic fund is at

an all-time low this year

nobody likes or supports losers

I understand sir that's why I'm planning

on dropping the tennis program so we'll

have six more scholarships to beef up

the football program I see they're just

very interesting you did say tennis

didn't you little done surely they are a

winning team here well yes sir but

they'll never go very far it's a fluke

let me make one thing quite clear to you

little Bob you'd be good enough to stop

playing with yourself for a moment I

want a winning team even if it is a

float yes sir dad we understand each

other little bum thank you for coming by

oh there's just one more thing I see you

have suspended one of the tennis players

what's his name well they call him the

kid sir he's in car duel he's a bad

influence I don't care a bit about him

he's a winner and you will reinstate him

immediately

yes sir

I love to win I want the expenditure

thank you sir

Oh Musketeers

hey kid me just crash-landed come on get

up

rise and shine we're here how you

feeling this morning pretty good huh

hi Jeffy I'm sorry we're late it's like

trying to wait to dead-honest hi ready

to play I've been ready for 57 minutes

that's almost an hour no problem kid

no wonder beetle Bob wants you're off

the team you're a wreck can we get this

over with

it's okay I'll practice with somebody

else

Jeff come on I can play really lend me a

racket

okay I'm warmed up service kid warmed up

you're having hit the ball yet you want

to talk you want to play tennis okay

you're vapor okay let's go

this is ridiculous you're in no shape to

play

nice shot

you

what was that that's point we're out of

here better luck next time Jaffe bye

goodbye coach talk to Bill bomb yeah we

need you in Vegas cute Thanks

what about my suspension he's gonna go

to bat for you I got a feeling he'll get

it lifted laughs what are these things

out before if it happens you know where

to find me

see ya see you later kid

holy bats monk I think you're gonna need

a new car kid no it's not gonna make it

oh [ __ ] for a small fee though I can

give you two a home

get me chip Williams in here the

killer's go damn it

all right all right just tell them I'll

be right there

okay okay watch that car what's that car

wanna sit down a seat please

I can lose my life for that if you want

to drive go ahead you think you can do a

better job Drive look I am no parking

violations I am no moving by

have no violations you got me let's

check it out

oh [ __ ] I don't have any prey Oh God

oh look at this is this a party or what

I won't beat around the bush I'll get

right to the point

good ah been going over next year's

budget I'm sorry to have to tell you may

have to drop the men's tennis program

what I've gotta tighten the belt

somewhere but Sir we've been winning

doesn't it matter to you that we made a

playoff this year mr. Williams this

school needs a championship not just

winning the Alumni will only support a

championship team

I see let me tell you something young

man

as far as I'm concerned tennis is just

volleyball play with catgut it's a damn

pansy sport serve my boys are not

pansies I've heard about your boys

they're DeGeneres all right I admit

they're fun-loving but they are loaded

with school spirit I don't care what

they're loaded with I'm unloading them

and you with him let's cut the crap

beetle bomb now is common knowledge that

we haven't won a championship of any

kind since you've been athletic director

the Alumni and president white they want

a championship team and they won it this

year and your only chance of winning a

championship is with the tennis team

okay okay Williams one last chance but

I'll have your butt kicked off of this

campus if you lose that championship

that's awfully considerate of you sir

and my boys will appreciate your

generosity oh and by the way about the

kid you're gonna let him play okay I'll

lift the suspension but I'm personally

holding you responsible for his behavior

do you hear me loud and clear

all right you and you oh boy ask you

really your bails been paid you're free

to go oh nice work officer Toby they've

come through Ripper buddy cheeto Andy

thank you

thank you guys hey come on man these

places make me really nervous kid coach

got beetle bomb to lift your suspicion

you can play and play yeah all right

home sweet home

oh good anywhere lately what happened

chip party all right we're out of here

where's your rackets oh I traded them

last week for couple six-packs

you can't drink tennis rackets nice

place babe TV works

you gotta me what's your grade point

average this year Jeff well it's all A's

isn't it I did get a B one since his

head wonder your game needs work Jimmy

beer I'm sorry I don't drink

Jesus nice tits

who's she oh that's Muffy thank you

she's my ex-fiance said I was the most

boring guy that ever lived

no problem in Vegas there's a thousand

chicks I'll find one for you to marry

all right oh my god what my money my

situation how much 3,000 bucks

[ __ ] the banks are closed I'm gonna have

to mail it in no hold onto it

I got an idea what we're going to Vegas

right right when it comes to blackjack I

wrote the book blackjack with $3,000 we

could make 10 10 yeah give or take I

mean let's not be pigs I don't think so

yeah you're right I mean

that's really stupid of me to say that

come on let's go we're out of here

ten thousand dollars

ten thousand

get it up and get started

pack your bags let's cut the top and

drive into the Sun hold tight

go

this place is incredible you know the

best part what there's no last call

hey there's Ripper trouble again I won

fair and square you can go back in after

you cool down a bit okay hey Barry

hi Robert how's it going I just

rearranged windows will see to pass the

rest the guys in there I haven't seen

anybody out of where they are man I

might use er up come on Jeff let's check

it out

I love this money hey Robin you know

you're cute but you're not my type beat

it okay ha ha Dex ain't playing poker

here

it's beautiful

I like this alright here we go

it's human eighteen prepare to meet your

maker you dirty Texas Sidewinder are you

doing are you doing three damn you back

on the team

Cap'n where's the guys Tino's over

losing his meal money again as usual

yeah

Andy's over there somewhere trying to

get something going for later you know

what I mean

you know me know I carry American

Express I'm good everywhere

I'll take care now you hear

excuse me three Coronas please can make

that two

oh it is Shirley Temple for my partner

wrist coach we sort of lost him I mean

we kind of left him at the restaurant

oh look he's coming hi girls

hi guys ah did you forget something

no no I did mine and that's the mind

never mind come on let's go this food

what about my Shirley Temple

hey yo joy in room 22

right next to me hey kids room I got my

eye on you

no problem coach yeah I'm here to play

tennis say River happy to wash the tires

the windows win okeydoke smells like

something died in here

geez home sweet home

Gingka James what are you doing God

what's the matter with you

shady that stockroom how are you doing

not broken but the footie trying to do

closed ball hey what's going on in here

just feeding the cockroaches listen turn

in we got an early practice tomorrow

come on hey Anita serious bull mister

top right Barry Oh golly

hey jars fader only get some fresh air

leave the light on if you're not dead

when I come back serious bump bump bump

bump bump bump bump bump Bam Bam Bam

come on mr. machine allow me got to know

how to handle these machines got a train

with respect

it's all yours good kick

nothing to it simple physics mind over

matter hi I'm Nicole that's me don't

tell me they call you the kid here the

top state of tennis player Delhi College

n in the conference for that matter

you're here to a pants off Dallas tech

that's to get that far

how did you know that Scout tennis no

way

hang on Wonder Woman I've seen you

somewhere before

Dallas Tech you and Chris Baker the

finals I remember meeting you nice

meeting you again I gotta go bye how

many more do I got to go oh you guys

gather round

come on Seto let's go oh you got a disco

woman hey coach

everybody here just yeah who do we draw

for the first match southern Arizona

once you guys understand how important

this is a promise feetlebaum

a championship come on coach you gotta

be kidding you want us awareness for

beetle blood you guys do not understand

the tennis program is at stake here you

could lose your scholarships my money

yeah your money oh come on coach you

know beetle bomb slow horse she doesn't

mean it

take my word for it it's not full of hot

air he means it coach I think I can

speak for everybody when I say that

we're gonna try and do our level best to

win against Arizona State we're all in

this together right guys right guy

look at those clowns never get a chance

to play us I've seen these guys play

check out that guy in the first quart

now when he wants to play look out he's

awesome guys playing with his a

lightweight press him in he'll crumble

who's the cowboy that's text bullshit's

his way through matches what about the

[ __ ] he's playing cheeto the human

backboard

they recruited him from somewhere below

the border it doesn't look that good but

the guy's 33 and one hell he's probably

playing for his green card guy looks

like eat snails over their dripper I

swear he's a friggin animal on the court

black dude hitting with hymns and some

smoothie from the Big Apple no big deal

what are you guys up to no good again

just doing a little bird-watching yeah

pigeons LA college huh those pigeons are

doing pretty well this year girls stick

with us we're the ones going to the

Nationals oh yeah they just don't look

like tennis players

oh who are those guys they're history

I wouldn't be too sure that

I want to beat these guys I want to kick

their ass come on oh and Yama

philosophers on it

speak English JK hey Chris Ben what's

going on buddy not much

Oh kid this is Tony my doubles partner

hey Tony nice to meet you so you're the

infamous kid I've heard a lot about you

all right

hey kid listen uh some of our guys are

going out of the ozo disco tonight you

want to come party with us no I don't

think my coach reprove you got to get up

early tomorrow

this isn't the kid you told me about

this guy sounds like a real wimp to me

listen kid that's ok you guys need your

rest now we'll be there just make sure

Buzzle stays away from me what's your

prob afraid of a little competition are

you hey Wonder Woman scouting our

practices again huh hi hi this is Julie

I really uh I'll see you in the car

looking pretty good out there

yeah so you

I was thinking that maybe we could you

know have a drink or got to lunch or

something maybe what what about you

Chris

oh that's over what we're just friends

now friends friends I just came up here

because I said I would months ago hi hi

excuse us we got to go we got to eat

come on

okay Edison I gotta go I'll sleep on I

sleep on it I'll catch you later okay

screw it I'll just ask to wear the damn

keys are Jeff Jeff wake out what I gotta

ask you a really big favor

what what we need to borrow your car oh

no why no you don't understand Andy has

to meet these girls at the elzo disco

they kind of drive his license what oh

yeah yeah who has his driver's license

awesome [ __ ] these girls took my

license cuz they wanted to show a

picture of me to their friend I'm

supposed to meet him at midnight if I

don't need my licenses history history

look you can come with us we're just

gonna go there get the license and come

right back

chip sleeping like a baby you won't even

know we're gone well come on Jeff

I don't know guys we'll come straight

home word of honor what I lie to you

what is taking you so long got him at

the river I think I found how much you

know I bet you get exposed to these

things ah Patek no ma'am I see that we

don't get too many Mustangs right come

from Monica for our you're the Wizard of

Oz oh cool it man someone come hey hey

hey what do you guys don't buy my car

we just conversing with the Stars I'm

completing the night cool air but not

respond yeah yeah we were looking at

stars ham here out here look at the

stars yeah yeah you guys uh going

somewhere yeah midnight man

oh man I'll be good business here yes

you said that they were going to be here

yeah no look around all right

what do you want to drink Jeff I don't

drink

text me or Jeff nice soft drink softer

walk drink

waitress hi we'll have a couple gin and

tonics and iced tea for my friend and

just keep the Long Island's coming and I

mention anything about the alcohol all

right

you know these high seas are awfully

good they taste a little different

though but they're good well drink up

you don't get to hydrate at all right

right partner

I'm

any luck no they weren't really my type

hey kid hey Chris you guys made it

like your granny's feelin no pain buy

him another drink thanks my friends out

enough to drink hey listen kid now we're

gonna blow this time and go down to Big

Momma's you wouldn't believe the women

there in faretta for what you guys come

with us no I don't think so

hey kid come on big moment sounds like a

good idea to me

yeah alright let's go Jeffy I'm gonna go

get some chicks good till the guys will

be back for us hey that's no problem

we can take care of ourselves any later

yeah those guys are history man they

won't be in any shape to play tomorrow

come on guys let's go

looks like tough competition she weighs

203

can't see [ __ ] in this place why are

those guys

I got a ticker-tape save my chick for me

I'll be right back fun drink

hi

good Pete the app is hard to find in

this town yeah I can see that why'd you

guys join us for a private drink you got

drugs anything you want have a little

soap

hi Jeff Andrews

you got cake - party cake yeah it's

gonna cost you boys 300 bucks 300

dollars are you kidding me

you should be paying us I think

these ladies are more than we bargained

for listen we've got a tennis match in

the morning we've got to hit the sack

early we can have chicks cocktails past

our bedtime Joe jinx

sorry girls we snooze you lose you do

ain't going nowhere without hey let's

not do something we're all gonna be

starring for us warning you ain't going

nowhere

big trouble everyone

there

rimshot have you guys yeah how'd you

guys do what does it look like about you

oh my gosh it looks like Jeff had a good

time how is the accident

I didn't get laid nowhere else with a

fistful of hundreds [ __ ] I can't believe

none of us got laid I mean this is a

team disgrace

well I guess we're just gonna have to

slap the monkey again tonight huh let's

drink to the Five Knuckle shuffle huh

yeah

well there's no chance anymore oh boy no

statue okay you guys be damned all right

you guys I want you up and out of here

we got about you now Oh

yeah hi coach you guys gave me your word

I trusted you you let me down you know

what's worse let yourselves down

chips right you guys [ __ ] up you can't

just sit there and feel sorry for

yourselves

got a match to play so get your [ __ ]

together

hi Jesus Christ look at the tits on the

blonde over there first thing to get out

my buddy

hi my name is Jeff whenever you're ready

I couldn't get to

hi sergeant just out Jeff no way those

up my plate over fine you're damn right

I do

okay okay you my friend come on take

that guy yeah

you're the biggest dick I've ever seen

yes I just love your fast listen what

are gonna do a ladies man

how does he do it

what do you say we make this a little

more interesting huh are you crazy

I don't have that kind of money hey

what'd you win it's yours think about it

see today Los Santos Hierro Nami

abandoned a scary

yeah Sade's que si si puede oh thank you

go forth in master okay thank you

Wow think it's necessary to play a BB

let's forget it

good enough see you next year coach you

better believe it

come on let's go

like concern the circumstances you guys

were fantastic I'm really proud of

listen I want you to gather your gear up

grab some lunch meet me back at the

motel at 4 o clock were you gone coach I

got to go Scout the Dallas tech team

tough match Williams huh you've got a

great bunch of scammers out there by the

way we've got a schedule change for the

finals since when since right now finals

are at 9 a.m.

no man who's scamming who you know my

guys don't play early-morning matches

what chip you know me better than that

oh yes yes I do yes I do

I can't take your school money why not

besides they probably won't even cash it

I'm willing to chance it I've got faith

in you kid

I don't know Jeff it's up to you

whatever your instincts aren't go with

them I got that lucky feeling I can feel

it you can do it I can feel it

hi hi sorry there you go

do you have ID and your credit card this

is gonna take him in I have to check it

she's checking

beetle bomb

president white holy [ __ ]

beetle bomb and president white what the

hell is going on we better tell coach

Joe why it'll just make them paranoid

okay mr. card shark what if they come to

the match tomorrow listen they never

even come to our home matches they're

just hearing a junket it's a coinsidence

six seven eight nine ten

$3,000 good luck

this is $3,000

you're pretty good Packer we're almost

even kid let's quit my stomach can't

take it anymore

okay it's your money how about a little

side but before you leave towards you

have in mind

if I win you match my staff you win I'll

match yours

and if we both win if we both win I'm

yours for the night kid let's quit while

we're ahead

deal Jesus

yeah you're good very good thanks

how about the nitrous before you leave

come on Cole where's your school spirit

I have nothing to do with school spirit

I'm not going to do it it's not right

Julie I'm not going to do it what's not

right look I'm only asking you to take

him out a little tonight I mean lead him

on you know Nicole I understand what the

big deal is you've put out before listen

why don't you just go hey Nicole what

are you going nice : Tony nice going

real bright you know hey man what's the

matter who needs her

those guys are nothing they're losers

yeah well those losers just kicked

Arizona's ass today

hey believe it those guys are for real

you

are you feeling lucky tonight until now

no one anymore

yes it's long beautiful fingers honey

duck is where you find it

you know you are guaranteed winner

tonight you make me want you know what

you seem to be a high roller don't stop

now

lucky so lucky

all right let's bring it down bring it

down bring it down

Mississippi I got you guys all in here

because I don't want you overdoing it

like last night

mmm let me tell you some this down this

tech team is not another southern

Arizona these suckers are good so

gentlemen huh I'm imposing a twelve

o'clock curfew hey listen up messin I'm

dead serious we are that close and damn

it I don't want to lose and I want each

and every one of you to think about your

scholarships are you coach you know what

an erect penis have no brain hey I

invented are you finished mister can we

get seriously for a minute now look if

you don't want to do it for yourselves

do it for the tennis program mr. beetle

but would like nothing better than a

trash tennis if we lose ah coach is just

a job and you can get another job Andy I

don't want another job coach we're just

pulling your leg we want this

championship bad and we're gonna win it

so would you go have a nice time with

the coaches dinner we're just gonna go

to Willie's it's a nice quiet college

bar we're back in bed no later than

12:00 right guys

right yeah see coach nothing to worry

about I don't know I don't know maybe

I'm going crazy but I'm beginning to

believe you guys all right okay listen I

want you to have a mediocre time and she

goes in charge

watch out for these yes sir project roku

pickles you have fire Issa thank you

time to spare I don't do nothing I would

president wise however Vince you are

beetlebum will come in there and come in

nice to see you again yeah I know it'll

go for it he's human just like anybody

else you got it

look it's too risky for any of us to be

seen making a bet Julie you got to do it

why do I always have to do the dirty

work

I'm delighted to see but you're on the

ball beetle Bob I'm glad you could make

it present why did it'll definitely help

the boys good good

only one more man say but it's the

Caruso match that we're going to win

definitely sir course the team has to

get its rest has to go to bed early has

to keep in shape

yes sir young men are human this town is

full of temptation if you never meet a

lot of temptation here sir

well get a load of this looks like

you're here all right

okay what do you got

click to the night

sure

Nicole what are you doing here

don't do it Julie it's not right

why so righteous this car our team gone

where's your school spirit

to hell with school spirit what's fair

is fair

listen McCall I'm not saying I like what

we're doing pitoni wants to go to

Nationals and I'm gonna help get there

no matter what it besides already done

Oh

beetle putt bomb uh what are you doing

here where are your boys boys um movies

haha

movies here they have gotta movies to uh

to relax yeah big national tomorrow

what movie Disney Disney movie yet

double feature

hahaha mind if I wait around I'd like to

wish him looked yeah no no that's that's

just fine that's fine yeah they're gonna

be really excited about you sneaking up

on him like this I'm gonna turn in good

yeah

sleep in the van do you

hi I believe this belongs to you what's

this it's a receipt for the bet I made

on the game tomorrow in your name

Dallas Tech to win hmm you gotta do that

betting is illegal for players I get my

ass kicked out that would be too bad we

figure we'd ensure our win tomorrow you

make sure we win tomorrow we let the

officials see a copy that receipt what

hey hey hey whoa whoa back off man easy

look kid you have nothing to lose and

everything to gain we share half the

winnings with you we figure you can walk

away with a couple grand if you play

balls you got no choice

sucker

yeah

para six I want to show you something

I've got to talk to you I don't like

what you're going to what do you go back

with your friends the one that makes

fake okay explain

my hair

I want to help

see him here so I guess we could head

back huh holy miss mother nature's call

it

biggest snap it in our emergency man way

to be sweet cake his deaf meeting he'll

make you want to come in here with your

fan hands and help miss me from it is

frustration good

I don't know the chip in the guys down

but I'm not sure if we can win that

match anyway

I want to see our unit unit first thing

in the morning mrs. dam Siri get your

butts in here and not one word out of

you move it

hey guys somebody died 12 o'clock huh so

I'm a little late

what's the big deal we got busted by

beetle bomb that's the big deal

best event the white isn't down to our

acetal aragon why don't we fix it so

beetle bomb can't do [ __ ] does how about

I terrace frigging legs

I say we catch him at his own game yeah

yeah Ramos is one day he can say yeah

what kind of games is beetlebum play

gentlemen I'd like to offer an idea I

noticed on the strip a one-hour photo

please so coach it stays open all night

I got sober net you're gonna go baby

Lag and more than

I could like I need you girl along with

me

me

all right what you guys spread out with

some some warm-up exercises here let's

go away hey come on

there we go look like we want to play

some tennis here let's go alright let me

start the ball rolling by saying you're

fired

you're through you're finished I'm gonna

default the match because none of you in

any condition to play

I don't want garbage like you

representing a fine school like LA

College sir I blind shut your damn mouth

boy

ok I said all along you were degenerate

but I was wrong you're morons as well as

degenerate I'm personally going to expel

each and every one of you this is the

end of tennis at La College damn pansy

sport anyway sir for you leave the boys

and I would like you to have a little

something for your trophy case there you

go now I think you look particularly

nice in this one you look a little

nervous there mmm look awful good in

that one all right where the negatives

there the negatives you could have them

after the bat

you

excellent turnout the crowd

show him how it's done you got it

totally

win sure coach

let's make a look good hike it oh yeah

by the way I brought along just to fool

my friends just in case huh

recetas de los santos Janos am para to

Noel oh hey new Miller called lumber a

furry hot tennis

or a secret are we playing against the

big boss

hey partner hey Tex what do you say we

make this a little more interesting sure

what do you have in mind well I was

thinking maybe I

about a sow

nevermind

this is aunt cute look at how mutely

this hurry up it start the ball

Oh fantastic

up their birth either too hot bomb fell

disturbing [ __ ]

sorry Bo

we can feedback thank you

this feel is the way we'll do

spring going I can't stand if you throw

this match when your teammates are

playing their hearts out I'm not gonna

throw the match well what about the

money

screw the money

Jeff stop being the [ __ ] wonder

concentrate takes to complete disguise

nothing you can beat him let's go

whoa

the games

thanks buddy I needed that you did it on

your own

one went away my sin does Tampa night

want you to rip his head off [ __ ] down

his neck I'm gonna carry you in half

I don't care how ugly you are my serve

dick for brains serving tweet all right

dirt ball how's that slime aren't you

glad that wasn't your balls Horace you

gonna realize the Ripper special

dhs.gov my what we won one

in order to win this tournament we have

to win all three doubles matches which

is almost impossible seeing as how we

lost four out of the six singles we lost

them bad

I want you guys are going in and give it

your best

if we go down we go down together we go

down fighting

hey kid yeah what the hell is this

you're betting against us where'd you

get that I found it the room fell on I

want to explain this to me kid look

coach I've seen you play better tennis

drunk what the hell's going on I'm gonna

give you a bunch of lame ass excuses it

happened it's [ __ ]

that's take it to animate I'll take you

to head up get him buddy come on this is

it do it Tony show them how it's done

not over yet

you

you dick

we got this guy's

come on

come on

this is for the team

this is for the teams for the team

to the youth and future of America it is

with a great deal of pride and pleasure

that I present this trophy don't you

always oh yes yes

I assume you are referring to these

by the way you're still fired but finish

out the week though right

can I borrow him for a moment

well basil Berlin how does it feel to be

a winner mm finally it's all right sir

it's great as a matter of fact it's uh

it's quite a new experience why don't

you and I go have a fine food chat

somewhere mm-hmm well how about my room

upstairs has to fight I've gotta do

something special I just wanted to say

that I admire you for what you did for

me between this is your share of the

winnings on the table you earned it

really I did that well I realize made-up

present vitae

oh yeah perhaps a bar would be better

I'm gonna you

started stay

ah

you

yeah

he's done it today

Oh

you

you