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>> O'Brien: TONIGHT ON

"HOT PACKAGE" -- OUCH!

>> Beckles: JOHN KELLY IS BACK,

AND YOU'LL WANT TO KILL YOURSELF

AFTER SEEING HIS NEW DANCE MOVES

THAT WILL MAKE YOU WANT TO LIVE

ALL OVER AGAIN.

>> O'Brien: IT'S AN

"H.P. EXCLUSIVE."

SPEAKING OF SUICIDE, YOU DECIDE.

>> Beckles: IT'S THE ULTIMATE

SHOWDOWN.

MEGA STAR LUCILLE CATALDO...

>> * HAIRDRESSER, HAIRDRESSER

* WHOA-OH

>> Beckles: ...VERSUS MEGA STAR

JAN TERRI.

>> * DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOU

TONIGHT *

>> Beckles: BATTLE OF THE MEGA

STARS.

>> Roark: DON'T FORGET ABOUT ME.

>> Beckles: YOU'RE INVITED TO AN

EXCLUSIVE DANCE PARTY IN

STUDIO B, WHERE THE WINNER WILL

PERFORM.

>> Roark: MM! YEAH!

>> O'Brien: THEN THIS...

>> Beckles: AND THE

"WRAP-UP ZONE" GETS A MAKEOVER.

IT BECOMES MASTER CONTROL, WHERE

PAT KEEPS AN EYE ON THE VOTING.

JEFF DEANE TURNER HAS HIS

TOP-THREE HOT RELEASES.

>> SO --

>> Beckles: [ LAUGHS ]

THAT'S RIGHT.

I SIT DOWN WITH THE STAR OF

"TRUNK," ACTRESS AND SINGER

JENNIFER DAY IN A VERY

NOTEWORTHY "ONES ON ONE"

EXCLUSIVE.

>> YAY! [ CHUCKLES ]

>> Beckles: ALL THOSE STORIES

AND MUCH MORE ONLY HERE TONIGHT

ON "HOT PACKAGE."

>> O'Brien: YOU'RE WATCHING

"HOT PACKAGE" -- THE BEST AND

ONLY AND CURRENT

ENTERTAINMENT-NEWS PROGRAMMING.

LIVE FROM "H.P." STUDIO A, IT'S

"HOT PACKAGE."

>> Beckles: WELCOME BACK,

NORTH AMERICA.

I'M DERRICK BECKLES.

>> O'Brien: I'M PAT O'BRIEN.

>> Roark: AND DON'T FORGET ABOUT

ME.

I'LL BE IN HIGH ENERGY --

>> Beckles: THANKS, PAT.

I'M A HUGE AND ENORMOUS FAN OF

WORLD-RENOWNED CHOREOGRAPHER

JOHN KELLY.

SO WHEN JOHN INVITED

"HOT PACKAGE" TO HIS UPSCALE

FLORIDA RETREAT TO TAKE A PEEK

AT HIS LATEST NEW DANCE MOVES,

THE ANSWER WAS, "I DO."

CASUAL, CONFIDENT, SIMPLE, YET

COMPLICATED -- I FELT LIKE A KID

IN A DANCE STUDIO, WATCHING THE

MASTER OF MOVES AT WORK.

>> LIKE SO.

>> Beckles: GAZING INTO THE

FUTURE OF NORTH AMERICA'S DANCE

FLOORS, I WATCHED JOHN CYCLE

THROUGH DANCE MOVE AFTER MOVE.

>> SO, THIS IS SPINNING WHILE

WALKING.

IT'S GOOD, HUH?

THEN SOMETIMES, YOU'RE JUST

PLAYING YOUR GUITAR -- YOU'RE

JUST HOPPING.

>> Beckles: AND [CHUCKLES] WHAT

ABOUT WHEN YOU ADD THE SHOW BIZ

AND SHOCK EFFECT OF A NEW DANCE

PARTNER?

NOT A PROBLEM FOR JOHN.

>> JUST FOLLOWING YOUR KNEE,

JUST LIKE THE LOWLY DOG THAT YOU

ARE.

IT'S ANOTHER MOVE -- TWO, THREE,

FOUR SECONDS.

SWEAT FLYING, VEINS BULGING OUT

MY FOREHEAD.

>> Beckles: IN TRUE JOHN KELLY

FASHION, HE SIMPLY TELLS IT LIKE

IT IS.

>> WE'RE GONNA TRY TO DO...

>> Beckles: IT'S A ONE-SHOT

DEAL.

>> IT'S A ONE-SHOT DEAL.

THAT'S ALSO A ONE-SHOT DEAL.

>> Beckles: [ LAUGHS ]

>> O'Brien: CLASSIC.

>> Beckles: CLASSIC KELLY.

>> Roark: TIME FOR A

JEFF DEANE TURNER HOT RELEASE.

>> HOT.

>> NUMBER THREE.

>> SHUT UP!

THIS IS STILL MY CLUB!

I'M STILL THE BOSS!

SHE'S FINE.

AND YOU SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

>> [BLEEP]

>> YOU'RE SCARING THE [BLEEP]

OUT OF THE CUSTOMERS!

YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A BUNCH OF

ANIMALS.

NOW, THAT'S IT.

>> Beckles: [ CHUCKLES ]

INDEED.

LET'S GO TO OUR GORGEOUS FEMALE

"H.P." REPORTER AND FIND OUT WHO

PEOPLE ARE VOTING FOR -- JAN OR

LUCILLE?

[ Dialing ]

>> NO COMMENT.

>> OKAY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

WE'RE GONNA GO OVER HERE NOW AND

SEE IF WE CAN'T GET SOME ACTION

FROM THIS, UH -- THIS WOMAN

SPEAKING HERE, FIND OUT WHO SHE

IS.

EXCUSE ME, MISS.

WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

>> [ SIGHS ]

THAT'S A STUPID QUESTION.

>> WE'RE NOW GOING BACK TO THE

NEWSROOM, WHERE WE'LL BRING YOU

UPDATED REPORTS MOMENT TO

MOMENT.

>> Beckles: WHOA.

JUST WHAT WE NEED -- MORE

SUSPENSE.

[ CHUCKLES ]

LET'S DO THIS -- TIME FOR A

HOLLYWOOD MAKEOVER.

SAY HELLO TO ROY.

>> IT'S A DREAM COME TRUE.

>> Beckles: HIS 19th-CENTURY

OUTDATED LOOKS SCREAM

"CRIME AND PUNISHMENT," SO WE

CONSULTED THE "HOT PACKAGE"

HOLLYWOOD-HUNK VIDEO VAULT, AND

I FOUND THE PERFECT SPECIMEN TO

BASE ROY'S NEW MAKEOVER LOOK ON.

>> JESUS H. CHRIST.

THIS CRUMB CAN'T EVEN PAY HIS

RENT.

RENT...DUE...NOW!

>> [ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]

>> I WANT MY RENT NOW!

I WANT MY RENT NOW!

I WANT IT NOW!

>> Beckles: WOW.

>> O'Brien: WOW.

>> Beckles: STAY TUNED FOR ROY'S

MAKEOVER RESULTS.

[ CHUCKLES ]

JUST WHAT WE NEED -- MORE

SUSPENSE.

PAT, WHAT'S CRACKING WITH THOSE

VOTES, MY MAN?

[ MACHINERY WHIRRING ]

>> O'Brien: YEAH. UH, LET'S SEE.

WHOA! OH, WOW.

QUITE A BIT GOING ON, RIGHT,

DERRICK?

>> Beckles: TOO VERY TRUE.

[ CHUCKLES ]

LET'S BLAST OVER TO ANASTASIA IN

HIGH ENERGY STUDIO B, IN

PROGRESS.

>> Roark: REMEMBER THIS JAM?

>> * HAIRDRESSER, WHOA-OH

* HAIRDRESSER, HAIRDRESSER

* OH-OH

* HAIRDRESSER, HAIRDRESSER

* HAIRDRESSER, HAIRDRESSER

* OH-OH

>> * HAIRDRESSER, HAIRDRESSER

>> * HAIRDRESSER

* HAIRDRESSER, HAIRDRESSER

* OH-OH

* HAIRDRESSER, HAIRDRESSER

* HAIRDRESSER, HAIRDRESSER

* OH-OH *

>> Roark: REMEMBER THIS JAM?

>> * I DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOU

TONIGHT *

* YOU'RE THE ONLY THING THAT

MATTERS *

* I DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOU THIS

WAY *

* I JUST NEED YOUR LOVE

* I DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOU

TONIGHT *

>> O'Brien: WHO WILL BE

PERFORMING FOR US LIVE FROM

STUDIO B -- JAN TERRI OR

LUCILLE CATALDO?

>> IT'S A ONE-SHOT DEAL.

>> Roark: TIME FOR A

JEFF DEANE TURNER HOT RELEASE.

>> NUMBER TWO.

[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> Beckles: [ CHUCKLES ]

INDEED.

LET'S GO TO OUR GORGEOUS FEMALE

"H.P." REPORTER, LIVE ON THE

SCENE.

>> WE ARE AT THE SCENE.

AND I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW,

AND I WOULD LIKE TO LET THE

PUBLIC KNOW THAT YOU PEOPLE

DON'T SCARE ME.

YOU THINK YOU'RE BIG AND BRAVE,

BUT YOU'RE A BUNCH OF SCUM.

>> OH, YEAH?!

>> OH, YEAH?!

>> WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU

ARE?!

>> O'Brien: QUITE A BIT GOING

ON.

LET'S TAKE THE EMOTIONS DOWN AN

OCTAVE WITH MEGA POP STAR

JENNIFER DAY.

MY MAIN MAN, DERRICK BECKLES,

DOES IT AGAIN.

IT'S TIME FOR "ONES ON ONE."

DERRICK.

>> HEY, GUYS.

>> GUYS.

>> GUYS.

>> GUYS. GUYS.

>> GUYS.

>> GUYS.

>> GUYS.

>> DO YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE?

>> Beckles: WE SURE DO.

"H.P." GOT THE EXCLUSIVE

SIT-DOWN WITH JENNIFER, WHERE WE

TALKED HOLLYWOOD, ACTING,

TRUNKS, AND AUTOGRAPHS.

>> AND I'M SO GLAD TO BE HERE

AND SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SMILE

AGAIN.

[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]

>> Beckles: THANKS SO MUCH.

WELL, I REALLY LOVE YOUR FILM

"TRUNK."

TAKE US THROUGH THE FILM.

>> UM, IT'S A PSYCHOLOGICAL

THRILLER, AND A SERIAL KILLER

ACTUALLY KIDNAPS ME AND PUTS ME

IN THE TRUNK.

>> Beckles: OH.

[ LAUGHS ]

>> LATER, DURING THE MOVIE, HE

GETS PULLED OVER BY A POLICE

OFFICER, AND SHE'S HOPING THAT

THE POLICE OFFICER WILL, YOU

KNOW, SAVE HER.

I DON'T REALLY WANT TO GIVE AWAY

THE ENDING COMPLETELY IF YOU

HAVEN'T SEEN THE FILM.

>> Beckles: YOU CAN SAY IT.

>> HE SHOOTS THE POLICE OFFICER.

OHH!

>> Beckles: OH.

[ LAUGHS ]

AND JENNIFER SHOT FROM THE HIP

WHEN I ASKED HER ABOUT HER

FAVORITE LINES FROM "TRUNK."

WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE

LINES FROM "TRUNK"?

>> DURING THE FILM, THE

CHARACTER WANTS ME TO CALL HIM

DADDY, WHICH IS REALLY TWISTED.

AND SO THEN I SAY, "[BLEEP] YOU,

DADDY."

>> Beckles: AND WHAT ABOUT MIND

GAMES?

SO MANY GREAT MOMENTS WHERE

YOU'RE PLAYING MIND GAMES WITH

HIM.

>> YES.

AND YOU'RE GONNA LISTEN LIKE THE

LITTLE BABY BOY THAT YOU ARE --

NOT SOMEONE WHO CAN CONTROL THE

WORLD.

I AM GOING TO GET OUT OF HERE,

AND I AM GOING TO KILL YOU.

>> [ GRUNTS ]

>> Beckles: I WAS WATCHING, AND

I WAS JUST WONDERING, "HAS THIS

GIRL EVER BEEN IN A CAR TRUNK?"

YOU MADE IT LOOK SO REAL.

HAVE YOU BEEN IN A CAR TRUNK?

>> I HAVE NOT, THANK GOODNESS.

NO.

HOWEVER, I HAVE A TV SHOW.

IT'S CALLED "JENNIFER DAY TV."

AND IT'S REALLY FUN.

I SING AND DANCE WITH MY

GIRLFRIENDS IN BIKINIS.

>> Beckles: OH.

[ LAUGHS ]

>> AND, UM, I HAVE VISIONS OF

BEING A HUGE STAR, AND, UM, I

ALWAYS APPRECIATE ANYONE WHO

RECOGNIZES ME ON THE STREET FROM

MY TV SHOW, WHICH IS REALLY FUN.

AND A LOT OF TIMES, PEOPLE WILL

WANT TO TAKE A PICTURE WITH ME

OR GET AN AUTOGRAPH OR

SOMETHING, WHICH IS PRETTY FUN.

>> Beckles: HOW DOES IT FEEL TO

GIVE AN AUTOGRAPH?

>> [ LAUGHS ]

IT'S SO COOL! YOU SHOULD KNOW!

[ CHUCKLES ]

WOULD YOU GIVE ME YOUR

AUTOGRAPH, DERRICK?

I WOULD LOVE IT.

>> Beckles: [ LAUGHS ]

>> YAY! [ CHUCKLES ]

>> Beckles: A SIGNATURE OF

BEAUTY FOR THIS SIGNATURE

BEAUTY.

>> O'Brien: WOW. BRILLIANT!

>> Beckles: THANKS, PAT.

>> O'Brien: OKAY, ANY VIBES FROM

YOU KIDS IN STUDIO B?

[ STATIC BUZZING ]

ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO AGAIN.

LET'S COOL OFF WITH THE MAKEOVER

RESULTS WITH THE MAESTRO OF

MAKEOVERS, DERRICK BECKLES.

>> Beckles: REMEMBER ROY?

HIS LOOK WAS IMPOSSIBLE TO

ENJOY UNTIL I STEPPED IN WITH

THE "HOT PACKAGE" MAKEOVER TEAM

AND BASED HIS MAKEOVER LOOK ON

THIS HOLLYWOOD HUNK.

>> RENT...DUE...NOW!

>> Beckles: FROM COY BOY TO

BOY TOY, HERE'S ROY!

WE WASHED HIS HANDS...

>> O'Brien: OH, WOW.

>> Beckles: ...GLISTENED HIS

BEARD, TRIPLED HIS BALANCE WITH

NEW SHOES, BLASTED HIM INTO THE

21st CENTURY WITH PIERCED LOBES

AND SUPER HOOPS, AND BANISHED

THOSE BROWS SO HIS EYEBALLS

CAN FEEL THAT BREEZE.

>> O'Brien: [ CHUCKLES ]

>> THANKS, DERRICK.

FEEL THAT BREEZE.

>> Roark: TIME FOR A

JEFF DEANE TURNER HOT RELEASE.

>> HOT.

>> NUMBER ONE.

[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> [ SCREAMING ]

[ SNAKE HISSES ]

>> GRAB THE HANDGUN!

>> [ SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY ]

>> DAMN.

>> O'Brien: OKAY, ANY VIBES FROM

YOU KIDS AT STUDIO B?

ANY VIBES FROM YOU KIDS OVER IN

STUDIO B?

ANY VIBES?

>> Roark: BEFORE THIS GOES ANY

FURTHER, I IMPLORE EVERYONE TO

CALM DOWN.

>> Beckles: PAT, WE REALLY HAVE

AN ALL-OUT MUSICAL CIVIL WAR ON

OUR HANDS, I THINK.

[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> O'Brien: [BLEEP] THIS.

>> Beckles: UH, WE'VE REALLY

OPENED UP PANDORA'S IN-BOX.

JAN AND LUCILLE HAVE VERY

HARD-CORE FANS.

PAT, LET'S GO TO OUR GORGEOUS

"HOT PACKAGE" REPORTER, LIVE ON

THE SCENE.

>> I DON'T CARE...

>> YOU DON'T SCARE ME!

>> OH, YEAH?

[ GUNSHOT ]

>> Beckles: WHOA.

THAT'S JUST WHAT WE NEED -- MORE

SUSPENSE.

>> GIVE US JAN AND LUCILLE, OR

EVERYONE AT "HOT PACKAGE"

[Echoing] DIES...DIES...DIES...

DIES...DIES...DIES...

DIES...DIES...DIES...

DIES...

[ Deep voice ] DIES.

>> IT'S A ONE-SHOT DEAL.

>> Beckles: IT'S A TIE!

LET'S GO LIVE TO

HIGH ENERGY STUDIO B.

[ WOMEN SCREAMING ]

PERFORMING THEIR HITS

"HAIRDRESSER" AND "LOSING YOU,"

IT'S JAN TERRI AND

LUCILLE CATALDO.

>> * HAIRDRESSER, HAIRDRESSER

>> * I DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOU

TONIGHT *

>> * HAIRDRESSER, HAIRDRESSER

* OH-OH

* HAIRDRESSER, HAIRDRESSER

>> * I DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOU

THIS WAY *

>> * HAIRDRESSER

* HAIRDRESSER, WOULD YOU SET ME

UP? *

>> * I DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOU

TONIGHT *

>> * MAKE ME INTO SOMETHING

NEW *

>> * I DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOU

THIS WAY *

* JUST NEED YOUR LOVE

>> * I'LL GIVE YOU A CHANCE

>> THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

OH, WHAT A NICE CROWD.