All language subtitles for First.Wives.Club S02E03_English

[upbeat music]

[computer ringing]

- Morning!
- Morning.

- Aha.
- Whoo, I can get used to this.

- [laughs]
- Ooh.

You know, I think you can
go deeper, babe--oh.

Yes, you did.

Really? You just
gonna sexy stretch

in my favourite Spandex
without me?

- Nice suit.

- You remember what's
underneath it?

- Oh, I remember.
- Yeah?

Wait, since when did you start
breaking a sweat before dawn?

- Since my neighbour invited me
to predawn hot yoga.

- Hmm.
- In a plastic tent

on the beach, and I loved it.

Weren't no black people,
but still, amazing!

- Hm. Celery juice,
all-white yoga?

I don't know.
Sounds like somebody

is starting
to sip that L.A. Kool-Aid.

- [with L.A. accent] Oh, David,
there's no such thing

as L.A. Kool-Aid.

It has sugar in it,
and it isn't organic.

- Hm.
- I'm just embracing

the benefits of being open
to new experiences

and trying on different ways
of being,

like minding my own business

when it comes
to Hazel's premature wedding.

- Oh, remember you said that.

- Oh, I will.

- Well, last chance for us
to sexy stretch together

'cause Vanessa is gonna
be here any minute.

Gotta go over
some talking points

for the Fair Housing rally.

- Yeah, I'm gonna give
that a hard pass,

but I'm glad she's working out.

I can't wait to see her.
[doorbell dings]

- Oh, must be her now.
Door's open!

- She was the cutest

little chubby thing
with her little glasses.

[upbeat music]

- Oh, hey, Vanessa.

- Oh!
- Here, exactly the way

you like it.
- Oh, thank you.

- Ms. Ari!
- Vanessa!

Look at you.

No braces, no bifocals.

- Or baby fat.

- Not an ounce.

The last time I saw you,

you were
a freshman in high school.

- Yup. Mum would go on and on
about raising my GPA

so I could follow
in your footsteps.

You know, I still have

those secret to success
Post-Its you created for me?

- You still have those
after all these years?

- Yup. Oh, thank you for
recommending me

for this position, Ms. Ari.

- Of course. And, look,
now that we're both adults,

just call me Ari.

- [chuckles] Isn't she great?
- She sure is.

- She sure is.
- Jinx!

[laughter]

- [laughs]

♪ ♪

- Bree, where are
the shin guards?

- The what?
- The shin guards!

They're not in the bag.

- The--wait,
why are you yelling?

And I thought you were
on shin guards.

Please tell me
you used the bathroom.

- I did.
- Where did the shin guards go?

- Hurry up, everybody!
- Daddy?

How come Ollie
gets the blue bag,

and I'm stuck with
the pink one?

- What--
- Yeah, Daddy.

Why does she get the pink ones?
- Oh, the shin guards.

I thought you don't like--
You know what?

Doesn't matter.
It was insensitive of Daddy

to assume that you want
the pink one, so here you go.

Next time you can get
whatever you want. Here.

- Blue with rainbows
and unicorns.

- Got it. I'll get it for you.

- Thank you!
- You're welcome.

Gotta love a woman
that knows what she wants.

- Ooh, and I gotta love a man
that supports women's rights,

even if it's a small one.
- We're gonna be late.

- It's a turn-on.
- Is that right?

- Mum!
- Mm-hmm.

- Okay, so maybe we got time
to, you know,

maybe right in this area--
you know, we send 'em outside.

- I wish.
- Hurry up, Mum.

- I gotta go,
but what about tonight?

- Hell yeah!
- Hell yeah.

- Hell yeah.
- Mm.

- Making plans,
it ain't even Wednesday.

- I know!

All right.
I gotta go.

I'm home after five.
- No, no, no, 5:00,

you'll miss the last
of the nanny interviews.

- I know, but I trust
your judgment,

and if you mess it up,
it's only a trial week.

- Okay, I'ma do it.
- Out of my way.

- I'ma get us a nanny.
- Yeah!

Oh, but no Instagram models,
no Republicans

and only women
that are eligible for SSI.

- I hear you loud and clear.
[whispering] No sexy nannies.

I got it.
- You cheated!

- ♪ That's your vibe, babe ♪

♪ Don't give 'em down
it's worth a try ♪

♪ You better try ♪

- It's a great space.

Have you found any new artists
that you're excited about?

- Not yet.
- But--but we will.

We've been scouring
the interwebs,

beating the pavement,

leaving no lyrical stone
unturned in our search.

- Mmm, still no one.

That's concerning.

- Well, any artists
that performs on my label

has to live up to my standards.

- I understand.

Just find me that artist soon,

or the next conversation
we have

might be
a little more difficult.

You know, I really love
the wall colour.

[laughs]
It's nice.

Yeah.
Ciao.

- Oh, yeah! Yeah, it's actually
called SeaFOMO, you know?

- [sighs]
- Don't wanna miss out!

- I'm so screwed.

- So how would you describe
yourself as a nanny?

- Well, I'd say there are
good nannies,

and there are bad nannies.

I'd like to think I fall
squarely in the middle. Hm.

[energetic music]

- I've never had a hard time

establishing a firm
bedtime routine.

Well, at least nothing a little
allergy tablet couldn't fix.

[laughs]

- [laughs] Thank you,

and we will be in touch.

Actually, we won't.
[clears throat] We won't.

- 42 years I have been
working as a nanny.

Every morning at 6:00,
I light a candle

and pray to Saint Nicholas,

the patron saint of children,

for guidance, strength
and compassion.

- Isabella?

- [snores]
- Oh, shit!

You scared me. [laughs]

Can I get you some coffee?

♪ ♪

Uh, can I offer you
coffee, tea,

maybe something spiked
because, you know, goth?

Never mind. Just--
[clears throat]

♪ ♪

- Oh, you're
definitely not on SSI.

You certified CPR, first aid?

'Cause I see the red cross.

[whip cracks]

Cookie?

So tell me about
your discipline styles.

- I prefer not to use
the word discipline.

The trick is to make following
the rules fun.

Kids are happy,
family is happy.

That's how I know
I've done my job.

- Fantastic!

When can you start?

♪ ♪

- Don't worry, baby.

Everything's
gonna to work out with FAI.

Just bill back.
You don't have to stress.

- Yeah, you're right.

Maybe I need to just get out

and forget about work
for a second.

- [laughs] Good!

My sister is having
a birthday party

tomorrow night in Flatbush.

Will you come?

- Oh, um, I'd love to, but--

- But what?

Every time you're invited
to meet my people,

you're too busy.

Hazel, my boonoonoonos.
- Hm?

- You are my fiancée.

I want them to meet you.

I want you to meet them.

It's important to me.

- Oh, of course.
I'd love to meet them.

- All right!

Baby.
- It will be so great.

- Can't wait.

[upbeat music]

- Let's deliver this
by courier today,

and file a copy
with the clerk's office.

- Absolutely. Thanks, Jayla.

- Thank you. You the best.

- Well, it's good to see you
acting like a boss

even though your job
is hanging by a thread

until you prove your worth.

- Have you ever considered
a second career

as a motivational speaker?

'Cause I think
that's your purpose.

- It's a good thought.
- Mm-hmm.

- So where are we
with Maxine Hart?

- Fortunately for me,
we're in great shape.

- Oh?
- Yes.

Ya girl sent over
a preservation letter

to stop Brian from destroying
any electronic evidence.

- And the backup files
of Brian's work data?

- Already on it.
Got a paralegal looking through

everything right now
to see what we can use.

- It's impressive,
but don't get too cocky.

If I know Jacob, he's already
two steps ahead of us.

He's unbelievably competitive.
We have got to beat him!

- Trust me. When I say that
I got it, I got it.

I'm here to win.

I'm on it. I got it.
It's handled. [laughs]

Always wanted to--
[knock at door]

Yeah?
- Ladies, I think

you'll wanna see this.

- See what?
- What's this?

♪ ♪

- Wait, wait, Mrs. Hart,
are you saying this a ploy

from your husband to wrestle
ownership of your company?

- I'm saying that
it's unconscionable

that my soon-to-be-ex-husband

would use
the custody of our children

as some sort
of bargaining chip.

Oh, and by the way,
biologically,

they're not even his.

We used a sperm donor.

- Oh!
- 77th and Madison.

- Holy shit.

- What the hell was that?
Did you know about that?

- I had no idea.

I'm sure she was just
caught by surprise.

- No, no, I don't care if
they ambush her in the shower.

That can't happen.

There's 100 different ways
that Jacob can spin this.

We're talking invasion
of privacy, slander--

- Robin, I got it.

Maxine needs to be checked,
and I will talk to her today.

- Well, you better because
that just pushed this case

out of mediation into court.

She is your client.
You get her under control,

or you're out.

How's that for motivation?

[door slams]
- Shit.

- Hey, I'm home!
- Hey, baby.

- Hi, Mummy.
- Hi, Mummy.

- Aww, it's a unicorn bag.

It's so cute!

Ooh, look, it's our names:
Bree, Gary, Imani, Ollie.

Oh, that's a nice touch.
- Don't you have a book report?

- Okay, wow, are you kidding me
right now?

I haven't seen that corner for,
like, what, a year?

And that smells deli--
is that arroz con pollo?

- Yes, it is,
and you're gonna love it.

- Mummy, we had a new dessert.
- You did? What, what dessert?

- It's called flan.
Shakes like Jell-O.

- Aww!
- [laughs]

- All right.
I hate to break this up.

We got homework to finish.
- Okay.

- Come on, guys. Upstairs.
- Okay.

- Aw.
- Baby, the nanny that I hired,

unbelievable.

He is the answer
to our prayers.

- He? You got us a manny?

Ooh!
- Yeah, look, look, look.

- ♪ Yeah, baby ♪

♪ I like it like that ♪

- ♪ You better believe me
when I tell you ♪

- Meet Jesus.
Jesus, this is my wife, Bree.

- Hello, Bree.

- Jesus!
- Mm-mm, it's pronounced Jesus.

- Oh, great. That's amazing.
I need wine. Is there wine?

I am so thirsty.
- No, but we got sangria

because Jesus said
it would pair well with dinner.

- I hope you're hungry, Bree.
I saved some just for you.

- ♪ Spicy mami, hot tamale ♪

♪ Hotter than a Somali,
fur coat, Ferrari ♪

♪ Hop out the stu',
come up in the coupe ♪

♪ Big Dipper on top
of the roof ♪

- Por favor, go slow.

Esta muy caliente.

- Mmm.
- [chuckles, gasps]

- ♪ Oh, he's so handsome,
what's his name? ♪

- Oh!

Oh, my God.

Oh, I feel hot.
I need to sit down.

- Baby, are you okay?
- I'm just so hot. It's so hot.

Is this cold?
Oh, that's really cold.

Oh, yeah, it's very cold.
I like it.

[dialing phone]

- Hey, Ari, listen, so--
- Make it quick.

I'm late for my reiki healing.
My chakras need restoration.

- Well, mine probably do, too,

now that Maxine has gone off
the deep end.

How many years you think
they would give me

for murdering a client?

'Cause I think I wanna
murder a client.

- Breathe in, Jayla.
You have this under control.

Now, namaste.
I must go, love.

[dial tone beeps]
- Wait, Ari, seriously?

Wow, this bitch really
just hung up on me.

Okay.

- So, Maxine,
as your legal counsel,

I just have one question.

Have you lost
your goddamn mind?

Do you have any idea
what damage you have caused

and what that interview
has done to our case?

- As a matter of fact, I have.
You see,

it made me look like a mother
who's willing to put herself

on the line
to protect what's hers.

- By revealing that their
father is not

their father on national TV?

Do your kids even know that?

- Of course!

There are books about
this type of thing, Jayla.

Besides, they're never gonna
see it because you'll make sure

that it's pulled down
before that happens.

It's all a part of my strategy.

- Your strategy?

Girl, why don't you just dump
a can of gasoline on your head

and set yourself on fire

'cause that's how stupid
that was.

- Okay. You are talking to me
like I work for you

when the fact of the matter is,
is that you work for me.

I pay you.
- Exactly.

That right there,
that right there.

You hired me to educate you
on the legal facts,

so here they are.

You and Brian were married.
He raised those kids with you.

He is their father, period,

but if a spouse seems unstable
or acting a damn fool,

the court can subpoena
therapist records,

texts, e-mails, whatever they
want to bring into discovery.

They will have
a forensic psychologist

so far up your ass,

they'll be able to tell you
what you ate two weeks ago.

- While I'm not sure what I ate
would still be there,

that's off-topic,
I take probiotics.

But the point is,
is you just need to focus

and make sure
that doesn't happen.

- And you need to stop
this shit today.

Do you want to win?
- Yes.

- Do you want full custody?

- Yes.
- Do you want this negro

to take half your company
and half your money?

- No.
- Then we're gonna

do this my way,
so no impromptu interviews,

no Twitter fingers,

no confiding
in your little girlfriends.

I don't care if you even want
to talk to your Mummy.

You're gonna run it
by me first.

Do you understand?

- Finally, an excuse
not to talk to my mother.

- Kids are in bed,
teeth brushed,

just waiting for Mami and Papi
to kiss them goodnight.

- Jesus, you are a lifesaver.
Thank you very much.

You coming, babe?

- Yeah, I'll be right there.
- Okay.

- Jesus, if you quit now,
I can fix this.

- Quit? On my first day?
I'm sorry.

Did I do something wrong?

- Oh, my God.

You don't remember who I am?

Okay, about a year ago,
Tantric Night Club,

we went back to your place,
I had cheetah panties on.

We did a little,
uh, you know--

- Oh, claro.
Bree.

Sorry. You look different.

- Yeah, that's because
I was single, hot,

sexy Bree that night,

and tonight I am Dr. Bree
with a husband and two kids

and a manny
that I smashed a year ago

while I was separated
from the husband

that I am now back with!

- Hey, that's cool.
Gary is great.

I'm glad you guys
worked it out.

Not enough people today
work to save their marriage.

- Thank you?

Are you insane?
Stop cleaning!

Jesus, you cannot work here.
You gots to go now.

- Tranquila.
Relax, Bree, por favor.

It was just one night.

A good one.

But a lifetime ago.

We can get past this, right?

Why don't you try my flan?

♪ ♪

- ♪ I said I like it
like that ♪

- Mmm.
- ♪ I said I like it like ♪

- Delicioso, no?

- ♪ I said I like it
like that ♪

- Very creamy.

- And when I got home,
he was just standing there.

Jesus! He was in my kitchen.

- Was he making cocktails?

- He is the new nanny.

- No. [laughs] No!

- I am losing my mind.
My mind is gonna explode,

just like my marriage
at some point

because what am I gonna do?
- Oh, my gosh.

Y'all will not
believe the day I had.

First, it started with Jacob--
- Bitch, my husband just hired

the only other man
that I've had sex with

in 20 years as our nanny,

and you just gonna sit down
and interrupt a conversation?

- I swear, if Millennials
don't have shit else,

they have the fucking audacity.

- Yo, you smashed the nanny?

[laughter]
What? What are the odds?

- Well, his name is Jesus.
Girl, maybe Spanish Jesus

was sent to heal
your vagina and your marriage.

[both laugh]

You know, mysterious ways?

- He works mysterious ways.

- Would you stop it? This is--
I don't see the joke.

This is not funny.

Uh-uh, no. This is serious.
If Gary finds out that I--

- Wait. You haven't
told him yet?

- Of course
she didn't tell him.

You didn't tell him, did you?

- I told Jesus,
"You can't stay here.

You gots to go now, boy."

I told him to quit,

but then he fed me
the most delicious piece

of flan I have ever had.

He is like
a Spanish Gordon Ramsay.

I was just, like, fresh,
local ingredients?

Yes, sir. That is a thick milk.

Listen, now that
I'm saying this out loud,

I think I might be able
to ride with this.

Truly.
- Mmm,

you gonna wind up
riding that thing out.

Honey, you're playing
with fuego.

- I think you should just
tell Gary the truth.

This happened
while you all were separated,

and he was with
that bitch Monica, anyway.

- Mm.
- But that still doesn't mean

he wants Jesus playing
"Twister" with his kids.

- Ooh!
- So you should probably tell.

- The worst part is that I am

the one who convinced Gary
to hire a nanny.

- Mm-mm, honey,
I think the worst part

is that you fucked him.

I mean, but I see the irony.

- I am begging for a subject
change right now.

- Okay, great.

I was hoping
somebody would ask.

Nigel invited me to a Caribbean
house party tonight.

- I'm down.

- Oh, that's a hard pass
for me.

House party?
I don't know that person.

- Oh, no, no.
It's his sister's birthday,

and it's my first time meeting
her and all of his friends,

and I'm nervous, y'all.

- You are Hazel Rochelle.

Everyone loves you.

- But what if they don't
like me?

I need my girl there,
and you, too, new girl.

Or else I'll just be
all in my head,

and you know how I can get.

Come on, Breety, please?

- Please?
- Oh, God, stop that.

Okay, I will go
if there's enough liquor

because God knows I can't get
any liquor over here.

My drink is broken.
Where's the waiter?

[Popcan's "Numbers Don't Lie"
playing]

♪ ♪

♪ I am way up ♪

♪ High like
the Fourth of July ♪

♪ From a pretty girl roll up ♪

♪ Shootin' me shot like Kawhi ♪

♪ What 'mount of girl me have,
yeah ♪

♪ Numbers don't lie, yeah ♪

♪ What 'mount of--
me have, yeah ♪

♪ Numbers don't lie, yeah ♪

♪ What 'mount of respect
we have, yeah ♪

- We overdressed.

- We look like the chaperones.

- Should we go home and change?

- No, no, no, we're fine.

Sexy, big-sister fine,
but still.

- I need more than fine.

You know how it is
when friends and family

give you the thumbs-down,

and then boom,
relationship over!

- Okay, it didn't work like
that when I disapproved, so.

- It's not a perfect
science, Bree.

- Okay.
- Boonoonoonos.

- Hi.
- Mmm, mmm, mmm,

my beautiful girl, mmm!

- [clears throat]

- And beautiful ladies.

- Yeah, we're here, too.
- Thanks.

- Hazel, this is my
big sister, Mia.

- Hi, Mia.
It is so nice to meet you.

- You, too! I told Nigel

I had to meet the person
responsible for his smile,

and when he said
it was you, I died.

I love your music
since I was a kid!

- Ah. [laughs]
He makes me smile, too.

These are my good friends,
Bree and Jayla.

- Happy birthday!
- Dope party.

- Thank you, but enough
talking.

Let's dance,
and turn it up, eh?

- Yeah, it's about to get
litty! Litty!

Ow! Ow, ow.

- Wind the waist,
wind the waist,

wind the bottom,
wind the waist.

Okay, okay, wait.
Just help me down really quick.

- ♪ Yeah, you're
killing the rest ♪

♪ Can't even
come close with you ♪

♪ Finally,
you love how we got it ♪

- Oh, with the tongue.

It's the faces for me.

- Mm-hmm. The hips for me.

♪ ♪

- ♪ I'll be waiting
at the bar ♪

- [laughing]
- ♪ Baby, come over ♪

- Ooh!
- Oh! You remember when

we could move like that?

- No. Mm-mm, I've never been
able to move like that.

- Speak for yourself.
- That's nothing.

I could do that.

♪ ♪

- Ow. What?

I can't work it no more.
I'm just going to keep it cute.

- Okay, Hazel, we're surrounded
by children.

Nigel's cousin asked me
to dance, and I just, like,

wanted to whip my titty
out to breastfeed him.

[laughter]
- Bree, what?

- Not in a sexual way,
but, like, in a nourishing way.

- Stop! Just stop.
[laughter]

- It felt right.
It felt real comfortable.

- Hey, ladies. Having fun?
all: Yes!

- This is amazing.
We're so glad

we could celebrate
your birthday with you tonight.

- Yeah, me, too.

Hazel, I've been wanting
to have

a little
one-on-one time with you.

Would you ladies mind if
I steal Hazel away for a few?

- Not at all!
- Watch my purse, okay?

- Okay.
- Thank you. Okay.

- Okay!
- Okay.

- Aw, she seems so sweet.

- No, she doesn't.

I'm just saying, I don't trust
anyone that doesn't

wear zippers or buttons
or has their bra out like that.

- You look so beautiful.
I love it.

- Thank you so much.
So do you.

This is really a great party.

- Oh, thanks.

I guess when you get up
to your age, birthday parties

aren't a celebration
as much as a,

"Oh, shit, I'm almost dead."

- [scoffs] Excuse me?

- You know how sad
this looks, right?

Rich lady throwing coin
'round to land a young bird

who doesn't know better?

- Okay, I don't know

who this is more insulting to--
me or to Nigel.

- You.

We already have a mother, so
before he gets too attached,

and you get bored and hop
to the next pretty young thing,

please move on, Stella.

Your growth is not here.

Stacy, hi!

♪ ♪

- The nerve.

I'm only 19 years older.
- Hm.

- Oh, God.
When you say it like that,

do you think everybody here
is looking at me that way?

- Well, I don't think anyone

is looking
at us at all.

No offense.

- Hazel, do not let Mia
get into your head.

Your relationship with Nigel
is none of her business.

- Exactly. Anyone who loves him

shouldn't be giving you shit
for doing the same thing.

- Right. You're right.
You're right.

Seriously, thank you guys
so much for being here.

- Girl, you know we got you.

Now can I get
something to drink

because this Mia girl
is killing my vibe.

- Right. I'll get us a drink.
- Whew!

She's too small
to be that nasty.

- Petty.
- Really.

- Here you go. Here you go.
- Thank you.

- Is this any good?
- Oh, honey,

if there's one thing
Jamaicans are good at--

well, two things--
one of them is rum punch!

- Mmm.

- Mmm.
- Mmm. It's pretty good.

- Yeah, it hits you
in the bag.

It's a little room temp.
I'll be right back.

May I have some ice?

- Is that papaya?
- [clears throat]

- Don't freak out,
but the bartender

is just using his bare hands.

- [spits]
- Mmm! Mmm!

- Spit it right in your cup.

- What are you doing
all the way over here?

Weh yaw seh?
- [laughs]

What? Ooh.

Ohh, I don't understand
what you're saying,

but I feel the same way.
[laughs]

Mmm.

- All righty, then.

We're gonna go home
and slip on our bonnets,

watch some random crime
television, you know,

standard
Black girl pleasantries.

- Oh, that's so sad.

I'm gonna
stay here with my boo.

- Okay, see you later.
- Have fun.

- [kisses] Thanks.

- How you like the party?

- Thank you for coming.
Thank you for coming.

- Oh, I just have to do
one more thing.

Hey!
Happy birthday, again,

and I just wanna say,
I get it.

- You get what?

- You, your worries
and your judgments

that you might have about
our friend,

kinda like the same worries
we had about your brother

maybe taking Hazel's coin
or even

if she has an early midlife
crisis coming on or something.

- [laughs] Not that early.

- Look, I didn't come here
to read a Black woman

at her bootleg carnival shindig

with the nasty,
unsanitary punch.

But here's the deal.

The deck is already
stacked up against us

when it comes
to finding true love,

which is why I support real
Black love when I see it.

'Cause for some of us,
that shit is fleeting.

Hazel and Nigel finding
each other is a good thing,

and I hope you'll realise
that when you grow up.

- Noted. Whatever.

- Oh, my feet are killing me.

I had such a good time!

- Me, I go rub them
later for you.

- Thank you.
- So I saw you and Mia

talking earlier.

Should I be worried?

- No, she's just
looking out for you.

I respect that.

[upbeat acoustic music]

- ♪ Caught me at the right
time, baby, oh ♪

♪ I was at the edge ♪

♪ I was at the end ♪

♪ Made me feel like there is ♪

- Everything criss?

- Whose voice is that?
- ♪ Made me feel alive ♪

♪ Oh yeah ♪

♪ Tell me I'm a sign ♪

♪ Baby, where would I be
without your love? ♪

- That's Regina Crowell.
- You know her?

- Man, we go way back.

- ♪ Probably gone, oh ♪

♪ 'Cause it feels like CPR ♪

- I think I found
my new artist.

- And here's the pitch,
and, again, way outside

but heads down to first.
That was a fantastic at bat.

- Mmm!
- Oop, I'm sorry, Gare-bear.

Did I wake you, Gare-bear?
- Mm-mm.

- Were you sleeping?
- No. Well--

I was just resting my eyes.
- Are you hungry?

- Um--
- 'Cause there is some lasagna

that Jesus made
in the microwave, and FYI,

I'm never eating frozen again.
[both laugh]

Did you have fun?

- Uh, I am way too old for the
kind of night that I had.

I would much rather be home
with my man.

- Oh, baby.
Well, with Jesus here,

you know, I love the fact that
we can do more of that now.

- Yeah, and about that--

- And he's teaching the kids
how to speak Spanish.

- Our kids?
- Our kids, and get this.

I started working on my book.

- What?
- Yes, I did.

- That is amazing.
Are you serious?

- Mm-hmm.

- Okay, Black "Twilight,"
you better come through.

Oh, baby, you're awesome.

- Oh, no, no, we are awesome,
and, you know,

for the first time
in a long time, baby,

everything just feels right.

Hmm? Mmm.

- Yeah. Uh-huh.
Things feel right.

- ♪ I don't know what to do ♪

- ♪ Hell yeah ♪
- ♪ Number one, yeah ♪

♪ I'm still number one ♪
- ♪ Hell yeah ♪

- ♪ Number one,
always be number one ♪

♪ Held you down,
took you from minor to major ♪

♪ You won't admit it, you're
the fruits of my labor ♪

- ♪ Hell yeah ♪
- ♪ Number one, yeah ♪

♪ I'm still number one ♪
- ♪ Hell yeah ♪

- ♪ Number one,
always be number one ♪

♪ Don't forget it, yeah,
I'm still number one ♪

- ♪ Hell yeah ♪