All language subtitles for First.Wives.Club S02E02_English

- I can't believe I'm meeting
the famous Ari and Bree.

- Oh, I'm Jayla, Ari's friend.

Well, we're all
acquainted girlfriends.

- But she's only Ari's friend

'cause she threw up in my sink.

- Years ago,
before I had a J.D.

- Oh, they're giving
those out now.

- Okay, well,

Hazel says so much
about you, Bree.

- Aw, that's so nice.
Can't say the same.

Um, can you give us
a minute, please?

- Look.
I'll get us drinks.

Now go out and catch up,
all right?

- That sounds great.
I'll take a chardonnay.

Are you even old enough
to buy a drink?

Do you have a fake ID?
I am just curious.

These are follow-up questions.

- I got it.

Plus, I know how my baby
like her martini--

extra wet.

- Did he say wet?
- Wet.

[light R&B music]

- Thank you.
- I'll just have a dry.

Dry-ass martini.

- [sighs]

[exhales]

- Okay, take a minute.
Great.

Hazel?
- Hm?

- That over there
is a man-child.

When you come back from tour,

you're supposed to come back
with, like, laryngitis,

not an 18-year-old fiancé.

- Oh, Bree,
you don't understand.

It wasn't just a tour.

It was a--
a restorative vacation.

It was like an epiphany.

- Okay, then come back
with a key chain.

What, Jamaica ran out
of key chains?

- Bree, you know last year was
an emotional disaster for me.

- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

- And I promised myself
that I would open myself

to new experiences.

Which is why I'm letting
Jenga over here

all up in my business.

We can talk about this later.

- Well, Hazel,
actually, for the record,

I think you should do
what makes you happy.

- Thank you, new friend Jenga.

At least someone's
being supportive.

- I am being supportive.

I wanna be happy for you.

But marriage, okay,

is when two people
are their full selves,

and they bring
those full selves to the table.

How is somebody gonna bring
their full self

when they haven't even
been to the prom yet?

- Are you done?

Really?

Because I'm done.

I am not gonna sit here
and listen to you judge

a good, kind, handsome book

by its hot-ass cover.

You know what?
You need to get in line,

friend,
or get out of my damn way.

How about that?

♪ ♪

Let's go.

Let's go.
Bye, Jenga.

- ♪ Ain't none your business ♪

- Well, that was fun.
- [sighs]

- ♪ To know who I'm with ♪

- Your last therapist
gave me her notes.

- Uh-oh.
[both laugh]

- No, I'm just playing.
I'm just--I'm kidding.

- I'm so glad
that you came back.

What's going on?

- Well, we really
don't need to be here.

We're just here
for, like, a booster shot,

you know what I mean?

We're just gonna--
uh-uh--

get the shot and get out!

- Yep.

That track with my notes
about you, Bree.

Gary.
- Hm?

- From your POV,
what's been going on?

- Oh, well, from my POV--
[laughs]

Uh, I don't know.

We've been, um--
I feel like we've been arguing

a lot more lately, right?
- Okay.

- And I think we struggle

with juggling
our shared commitments...

- Mm-hmm.

- With our personal
commitments.

- Is that a fair
representation, Bree?

- Oh, gosh.

I agree with that 100%.
- Yeah.

- Except I would
just like to add,

my commitment is mainly
a work commitment,

and it's pretty important
because I pay the mortgage.

I, you know,
feed and clothe the kids

and everybody else
in the house.

But I agree
with what Gary has said

100% yes.
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

And I agree
with what she is saying 100%.

I would love to add,
just real quick,

and to remind us

that I also contribute heavily

to the financial security
of the house

because it means that
we don't need childcare.

- Aww.
- So...

- That's cute.
- Is it cute?

- Uh, we both know

that I have
a very demanding job.

Even though it's so stressful
and demanding,

I'm still killing it at my job

because I was asked to apply
to be chief of surgery.

- Are you ser--
- Okay.

- Well, congrat--
I didn't even know this--

congratulations, baby.
- Thank you.

You don't have
to say congratulations.

I didn't take it.
I said I'd think about it.

Because I told them
I have to talk to my man

because this is
a family decision.

- You feel that?
Do you feel that?

That's growth.

- Give it.
- Come on.

- Now, if I'm hearing
all of this correctly,

it seems like there's
a lot of emphasis

on Bree stuff.

- I'm pretty fun and exciting.

I light up a room
when I walk in.

- She does.
- And kid stuff.

- Oh, those nuggets?
- Ugh.

- What about Gary stuff?

- Hm.
- Uh...

- When was the last time
you did something

just for yourself that
gave you a sense of purpose?

- Hm, um...
- Oh, okay.

- Boy, you know what?

I think I'd have to...
my short stories.

- Yes.

- I used to write
so much pre-kids.

Not, like, professionally
or anything--

although I was published
on TOR--I was.

- That one time was good.
- Yeah.

It was a good time, though.
That one time was good.

- It was good.
- But, since the kids,

I've had no time to write.

- Well, what
about your community?

Perhaps your mother
could watch the kids, or--

- No mother.

Did you read the notes?

- What about hiring someone?

- Like a--you talking
about a nanny?

I don't wanna do a nanny.
- That--

- Absolutely not.

Why have kids if you're
not going to raise them?

I don't need
some magic British lady

to drop in, and you know,
form my kids' identities.

- [laughing]
- Why are you laughing?

- We don't have
Mary Poppins money, okay?

We have Fran Drescher money.
- Okay.

- I gotta be honest, though.
Um...

I'm not mad at the idea
of a nanny.

- Really?

- I'd encourage you
to consider it.

Time for Gary to write

and more time for the two
of you to have fun.

- Hm.
- Don't forget--

adults need playdates too.

- Okay, girl.

You better play
that Erykah Badu.

I am feeling you!

[groovy music]

- Hazel?

Hazel!
- Hmm?

- What do you think?

♪ ♪

- Oh, oh, uh, she's fine.

- You're not looking.

- I don't need to look.

I need to hear,

and what I hear is fine.

- Look--I know Zuukie's
a little unpolished,

but she's got raw talent.

- Yeah, well,
maybe she should cook

a little more.

- [laughs]
Ahh.

Lewis, we love that Zuukie
is a fresh, young voice,

for sure, the best we've seen,
and we've seen a lot.

- She's got a million followers
on TikTok.

- Oh, wow.

So she can sing
for six whole seconds.

- That's Snapchat.

- [sighs]
Listen, Lewis.

Why didn't you just go
to Sony or Atlantic?

I mean, they--they love
this kind of stuff.

- Because Zuukie needs to be
some place that can nurture her

under the guidance
of a musical genius

who can guide her and--

- So then she can jump ship
for a bigger label.

I see you, Lewis.

- Uh, what Hazel means is--

- What Hazel means is,

go get me a latte

while--while Lewis and I talk,
okay?

- Do you know
what my job is here?

It's A&R.

- Yeah, I know what A&R means.

Assist Hazel Rachelle
and get refreshments.

Thank you.

[light bouncy music]

- I just want, like,
a medium foam nut, heavy foam.

[sighs]

This too shall pass.
This too shall pass.

[exhales]

I am enough.

Words are enough.
My work is enough.

- Curtis.
- Nigel?

What--why are you here?

- What do you mean?
Here, as in the office?

- Yes, the office.

And New York and my life.

- Come to take Hazel
out to lunch.

- No, no, no, no.

Hazel has to work,
so she can make money,

and I can get paid,
and you can get curry goat.

- I do make
a wonderful curry goat,

you know what I mean?

Someday I'll make it for you.

- Mm.

- And maybe you'll warm up
to me.

- Spoiler alert: doubtful.

- Curtis, I need you to set up
the studio space tonight.

I am willing to hear
what Zuukie can do

with a little
personal guidance.

- Nigel.
- Yes, wow.

- Hi.
- You're good?

- Yes.

[sensual R&B music]

[laughs]

♪ ♪

- Wow, you, uh,

you really do nurture
young talent.

- Yes, we--we try
to bolster that.

- I know you are upset,
but I need you to trust me.

- I trust you, Jayla.
I don't trust him.

- Thank you.

- Gentlemen.
- Ladies.

- Please have a seat.

So just so you know,

our intention is to settle this
respectfully and quietly.

- Yeah, we couldn't agree more.
- Really?

Is that why you
served my client

in front of a crowd
of 1,000 people?

- We're the David here.

She is with the most successful
divorce firm in the country.

We had to level
the playing field.

- If you're willing
to go that low,

then we must be doing our job.

Aside from making sure
that the kids are okay,

let us remember
that Anonymou(sly)

is about to go public.

Nobody benefits from a battle.

- You know, I think you'll find

that we're starting
from a place of fairness.

- Beautiful.

- 40% of the company
and an 80/20 custody split.

- Have you lost your mind?
Are you insane?

- What part of 80% is fair?
She's their mother.

- I'm their mother.
They should be with me.

- Well, Brian here has been
a very present father

while working full time
at Anonymou(sly)

and providing
innovative ideas that

have made them
a major disruptor.

- That's bullshit.
- Oh, classy, Max.

You know, I'm not even sure

all the travel you did
was for work.

Who knows what you were
out there doing?

- Oh, I dare you.
- Okay, Brian.

Why don't you enlighten us

with some of your innovative
marketing ideas?

- Of course.

Right now?
- Excuse me.

My client is not
a trained seal.

- Your client is
the director of vision.

Give us one of your ideas.

Exactly.
Let's be real here.

This aggressive play
for custody

is just to cover up
for the fact that your client

hasn't done squat
for this company.

Director of vision
is a vanity title.

- Well, we'd be
more than happy to consult

his official job description

in the Anonymou(sly)
organizational chart

and get back to you.

- Why don't you include
"fucking interns"?

'cause that's not
in the official description;

he did that on his own.

- I think we can wrap it up
right here.

You've given us more
than enough to think about.

- Then we'll be in touch,
Jayla.

- I look forward to it.

[smooth R&B music]

- Hey, I'm on my way home.

Do you need me
to pick anything up?

- Yes, we are out
of the onion hummus.

- Oh, yuck.
No one likes the onion hummus.

What about that hummus
we had last week

with, like, the little chili
peppers in it and stuff?

- Let me check
in the recycling.

- Oh, uh, you know what?

Text me later, okay?
Gotta go.

- Wait, hold on.
I for--

- Hi, Dr. Reynard.
- Dr. Washington.

So, have you given any thought

to the chief of surgery
position?

- I have.
I did.

I think about it a lot,
and I just, um--

[phone ringing]
I'm so sorry, one second.

What's wrong?

- Ollie's making me be Gooigi,

but I wanna be Luigi,
but he says I can't.

- Literally have no idea
what those words mean,

so please figure it out
for yourself.

Uh-huh.
Bye.

Sorry about that.

- Listen, it's just throwing
your hat in the ring.

If you're not interested,
just say the word.

- Oh, no.
I'm not not interested.

You know, I mean,
between you and I,

I have 12 years' worth
of complaints

on how to run this place,

but I just don't know

that I should be the one
to run this place.

- Take a walk?
- Okay.

- Do you notice
what they have in common?

- Um, bad lighting?

They definitely own a boat.

Everybody has a dad named Bob?

I'm just kidding.

Obviously, it's the patriarchy.

- That part, yes.

I'm hoping that
the next picture

is not more of the same.

- That's it?
That's your pitch?

Apply for this job
so I can get my picture

next to Frankie Valli
and the Four Seasons?

[phone ringing]
I'm so sorry.

Hello?

- Why did you tell Imani
she could be Luigi?

- Do you think
I told her that?

- We're not gonna get
the ghost.

- I don't even know
what you're talking about.

Are you okay?

Sorry, Dr. Reynard.
Anyways.

- It's not just the picture.

You'd be the first Black
chief of surgery

in this hospital's history,

one of the few Black female
chiefs of surgery

in the nation.

That's a significant legacy.

Not to mention the salary bump.

- Oh. I love money.
- Me too.

- And that legacy thing
is kinda cool too.

But in terms of, like, a bump,
what are we talking?

A small bump,
a plus-sized bump?

Do I need, like,
a vacation home?

- You know, all too often,
I see overqualified women

taking themselves
out of the running

for leadership positions.

The irony of lecturing you
is not lost on me.

- Or me either.

- But the window
of consideration is closing.

- How much time do I have?

- I maybe wouldn't sleep on it.

- Okay.

- Okay?
- I guess I won't then.

- Have a good night,
Dr. Washington.

- Thank you, Dr. Reynard.
You have a good night as well.

- And don't forget
about the dinner.

- Oh, I--I love dinner, so I--

- I like Ethiopian.

- Food?
- Yeah.

- Oh, I love eating with
my hands in front of strangers.

Thanks.

[tense R&B music]

[light hip-hop music]

- I spoke to Hazel,
and she's very upset with you.

Did you really call her
a "curry cradle robber?"

- Look--I can't confirm
or deny.

Maybe?

You know how I get
when I'm two bottles in

of an Argentinian red--

become a truth teller.

- Bree, that is not nice.

Fair and funny as hell,

but also not nice.

- Listen, I'm all for Stella
getting her groove back.

We know that.

But Terry McMillan's divorce
court reality was pure drama.

Oprah did a whole special
about it.

I don't wanna see Hazel

in another messy,
public divorce.

- They may not even
make it that far.

I'm betting Hazel
calls the wedding off

as they spend the next year
planning this wedding

and really getting
to know each other.

- Exactly.
That's what I'm talking about.

They're still
in the honeymoon phase.

She's dick-matized.

- [laughs]
Well, what we do know is,

Hazel is gonna do Hazel
no matter what we say.

So you may as well
just accept it, Bree.

- Are you just doing
a lot of heated yoga out there?

Because you are being
uncharacteristically chill

about this right now.

- I know.

I guess I just don't have
the real estate

to process Hazel's engagement
when my own marriage is--

[mumbles]
What it is.

- Oh, Ari.
That breaks my heart.

Do you wanna talk about it?

- There's nothing
to talk about.

I was just so excited

for David to be here,

and then just the thought

of hearing his voice
makes me mad.

- Look--if it makes you
feel better,

Gary saw David in the city,

and he said he looked
like a Boris Cujo puppy

--like a Boris Kodjoe.

You know, like
a sad little puppy

until he got violent
and started killing people.

Look, the point is,
he's sad, and he misses you.

- Well, it's not like
he's showing it.

- I don't think
it was malicious.

I mean, this west coast/
east coast adjustment thing

can't be easy on him,

and you're
his permanent plus-one.

He doesn't know
what to do when you're gone.

- It's not like I know
what I'm doing here either.

I mean, I'm drinking
sad celery juice,

and I'm not even on a cleanse.

It's just frustrating,

and he blew me off.

Like I'm low priority?

- Karaoke.

[whispers]
I'm sorry.

- It's okay.
Hey.

I'm sorry, Ari.

Garry and I have to get ready
for karaoke tonight,

but don't worry;
I invited Jayla.

I really wish you were here.

- Damn.
Me too.

But thank you
for including her.

You guys have fun.

- Yeah.
You too.

Enjoy your celery juice

or whatever gross thing
you're eating.

- Hey.

You invited somebody out
on our date night?

- Well...
- Well...

- Um, she's an old friend,

new to the city, and her--

- It's all good.

It's all good.
- Okay.

- And also, I invited David.

Yes, he's still in the city,
and he looked just a mess.

Now I don't know what's going
on between Ari and David,

but you know what?

It makes me appreciate
our marriage.

- Oh, Gar Bear.
That's so sweet.

- And I mean that, baby.
- Okay.

- I really mean that.
- I love that.

- Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[playful music]

- Is that the last slice
of pizza?

♪ ♪

- Yes.

- Thank you so much.

- I'm appreciating our marriage
a little less.

- Okay.
- But I love you.

- I love you too.
- Get dressed.

[light R&B music]

- ♪ You keep acting like you
know, but I really doubt it ♪

♪ Stay out of my business ♪

♪ Don't talk about it ♪

- This girl's gonna give
my engineer a cramp.

Wait a minute.
Uh, Zuukie?

- What?
- Hold on.

Um...

Can you try one off-mic?

- Like, without the mic?

- Just you
and what God gave you.

- [sighs deeply]

Um, what is she doing?

- Oh, Zuukie does a love
and kindness meditation

in moments of discomfort.

She's fine.

- And we are done.
- For real?

- [laughs]

- Hazel!
- Thank you.

Thank you so much.
Thank you.

- Zuukie, get your shit.
Let's go.

- You can go.
Thank you.

- Come on, let's go.
Let's go, come on, let's go.

- Hey, listen, listen.

Zuukie, you have potential,

but you need training.

Don't let these people
rush you, honey.

When you're ready,
you come on back and see me.

- Oh, oh.

I think we're doing
doing business, Hazel.

'Cause a year from now,

when FAI drops you--
and they will--

you'll be wishing
you signed Zuukie.

Come on.
Let's go.

- Uh!
- Uh, Lewis.

- Did you see that?
[laughs]

- Uh, Lewis,
let's keep this going, okay?

- Bye, boo-boo.

- Let's not say anything
we'll regret.

- Ta-ta.

- What were you thinking?

- I was thinking
that Zuukie is dookie.

- She's got a built-in fanbase.

All the other stuff
can get fixed in post.

- The singers on my label
have to be able to sing.

Why is that so unreasonable?

- Do you not see
the looming delivery dates?

The concerned emails
from FAI?

- Ugh!

- The rapidly emptying
bank accounts!

- What I see

is my name on this company.

And I'll be damned
if the first artist I sign

is some Miley wannabe

who can't even get through
"Happy Birthday"

without changing keys

[changing keys] 25 times.

- There's only 24 keys.

- I know that.

She's bad, Curtis.

- You have to sign someone.

- Well, then you have
to find someone for me to sign.

Move.
- Okay.

I get that logic.

Back to YouTube

and TikTok.

Where is my inhaler?

- ♪ It's driving me
out of mind ♪

- Here we go.

- ♪ That's why it's hard
for me to find ♪

- Yes.

- ♪ Can't get it
out of my head ♪

♪ Miss her, kiss her ♪
- Whoo!

- ♪ Wrong move, you're dead ♪

- ♪ That girl is poison ♪

- ♪ Never trust a big butt
and a smile ♪

[laughter]

[both sigh]

- It feels so good to be out.

- I know, right?

And it's so nice to have, like,
at least one of my friends

in the city and hang out
with them, right?

- Oh, did you just call me
a friend?

- Mm.
- Mm.

So Hazel's still not
getting back to you.

- Oh, my God.
No, she's not.

It's just standard-issue
Hazel nonsense,

to be honest.

- [vocalizing]
- Whoo, yeah!

- I'll be here all week
with this.

- Yes!
- I'll be here all week.

- Not bad, not bad.
- Oh, my gosh.

And you was good.

Now I see why Ari married you.

You got stage presence.

- Oh, thank you.
- You're welcome.

- Thank you.
- Absolutely.

- Well, maybe you can call her
and remind her.

- Uh, nope.

I'm staying out
of grown folks' business.

Plus that's marriage, right?

High, lows--
lows and lows and lows.

- Still, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Hi.
My name is Bree Washington.

Nice to meet you.

I did not know
you were married.

When were you married?

- Child, I got married young,

hated it, got divorced,

and now I'm somewhere
between never the fuck ever

and never ever.
- [laughs]

- But who knows?
Things may change.

Maybe the right guy
will come along.

You can change paths.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I believe in change.

- I mean, y'all are married.
You tell me.

- Yes.
I believe in change too.

I think all paths
lead to change.

Just like Gary boo-boo bear
over here

is gonna change his path,

and he's gonna write
a YA novel.

- Okay, Gary with the YA book!
- [laughs]

- Why are you
telling them that?

I haven't written anything yet,
okay?

I don't have the time.

- Well, you know,
we would have the time

if we would just hire a nanny.

- Okay, why are we talking
about that right now?

- I'm just saying,
Gar boo-boo bear,

if we hired a nanny,

we would have time for you
to write your YA novel,

and I would have time to apply

and really go after
the chief of surgery position.

[indistinct cheering]

- No, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

- Can she do it?
- If--if she applies.

Okay, we have not even
talked about this.

- Well, we're talking now.
- No, you're talking.

- I'm talking now.
- This isn't talking about it.

- We're talking about it
right now,

and I decided I'm gonna apply

for the chief
of surgery position!

- Chief of surgery!

[laughter, cheers]

- You can't always do this.

- Okay, I think
this is the part

where we pretend like what's
happening isn't happening.

- Yeah.
- We just talk quietly.

So Ari.

- Oh, Ari.

Definitely not easy
with her living

on the other side
of the country.

- Mm.

What you two have, 3,000 miles
isn't gonna change that.

- Yeah, I keep
telling her that,

but it's--it's like
she's not listening.

- Well, then you have to be
more persuasive.

Didn't you get an entire
district to vote for you?

- Wow, ye--uh...

Yeah, hell yeah.
- Yeah, you're a senator.

- Hell yeah--
I'm a goddamn state senator.

- You a goddamn state senator!

- You know, I got this.

I--excuse me.
- Right now?

- Yeah.
Bree.

- Yes.
- Can you get Ari please?

- Okay, but for what?

- Oh, yeah, all right,
all right, all right.

- Oh.
- [gasps]

- Oh, you'll see.

- What in the Black version

of "Pretty Woman" is going on?

- Get Ari, get Ari,
get Ari, get Ari.

- Oh, he's taking it off.
- Oh, snap.

- He's taking it off!
- Don't worry about it.

- Here we go.
- Don't worry about it.

- It's about to get real.
- Are we doing a serenade?

- [clears throat]
- This is exciting.

[phone ringing, buzzing]

- Hey, Breezy.
What you doing?

- Ari, watch--
- Why--what?

- Watch.
- Watch what?

- ♪ Can somebody tell me ♪

♪ How to get things back ♪

♪ The way they used to be ♪

♪ Oh, God,
give me a reason ♪

♪ I'm down on bended knee ♪

♪ Until you come back to me ♪

♪ And so many nights ♪

♪ I dream of you ♪

♪ Holding my pillow tight,
I know ♪

♪ I don't need to be alone ♪

Baby, I'm sorry.

Please forgive me
for all the wrong I've done.

I know you put
all your trust in me.

I'm sorry I let you down.

Please.

Please forgive me, Ari.

- Stop.

[tense music]

You had me at Boyz II Men.

- [laughing]

- Baby, you're quiet.

What happened?

- You know what this bitch
had the nerve to say to me?

She said I'm being stupid.

I mean, she knows me.

All my life, I have wanted

unconditional love and support.

And if she has a problem
with that, I mean,

maybe we shouldn't
even be friends.

- Well...

[smooth R&B playing
in the background]

- Well, what?

- Come on, Hazel.

You surprised her
with a new man

and then announce
that you're marrying him.

If she were not worried, she
should get her head checked.

She's being a good friend.

She don't know me.

She don't know us.

♪ ♪

Why don't you invite her over
for lunch?

Let me make her
my famous cooking.

♪ ♪

- Fine.

But she still owes me
an apology.

- Okay.

- There.
Done.

You happy now?

- Almost.

Just one more thing.

- What?

♪ ♪

- Ah.

Ooh, I just love
a Jamaican man.

- ♪ Drip, drip drop ♪

♪ Drip ♪

- Can I get into bed or what?

Okay.

You wanna talk about it,

or you just wanna play
passive-aggressive?

- Oh, so now we having
relationship conversations

without an audience.

- Okay.

Well, I needed witnesses

because I knew
you'd get pissed off,

and you might murder me.

- Bree, how many times
have we fought?

And how many times
have I murdered you?

- That's a good question.
Um...

None.
- Mm-hmm.

- Because, um, I am smart.

Look, Gary.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry for bringing this up
in front of everybody.

- [sighs]

- Okay?
I am.

It's just an application.
- Mm.

- And I was afraid if we talked
about it just one on one,

you'd say no.

- And I get that.
I do.

But when have I ever?

I mean, like, think about it,
Bree.

I have always had your back,

from--from medical school

to your residency
to your job search.

Remember your job search?
- Yeah, that was tough.

- Yeah.

That will never change.

- I'm sorry
I sprung this on you.

I just, you know, I just would
like to be--I don't know--

just consulted a little bit.

- I will consult you.

- Please.
- Of course!

- 'Cause Bree,
I already feel like

I'm just--
[sighs]

Like I'm struggling
for oxygen, you know?

- Gary, let's get you
an oxygen tank.

And by that, I mean
let's get a nanny.

- A nanny?

- We need some time
for ourselves.

- Huh.

I don't know.

I guess I did kind of start
messing with my book.

- You have?
- Yeah.

- Okay, Alice Walker.
You better go get it.

- I guess if we
never hired a nanny,

I'd always have an excuse
not to do this.

- Ooh.
Who said it?

You said it.
- Oh, my God.

Are we getting a nanny?
- We're getting a nanny.

And you know what?

I think you should take
the lead on this.

- You are gonna let me
hire a nanny.

- Yeah, you get to pick
the nanny.

I know it's, like,
not in your wheelhouse.

So yeah.
- All right.

Let me--let me do a little--
a little search.

- Oh, no, that bitch gotta
look like Mrs. Doubtfire.

- No, no, no, no, no.

She's not gonna look
like Mrs. Doubtfire.

I think she should be young
with young energy.

- We'll talk about that.

- Okay.
Huh.

[upbeat electronic R&B music]

♪ ♪

- Bree, welcome.

How was the trip?
Did you walk here?

- From Brooklyn?
No.

That doesn't even make sense.

- Bree is here.

- Oh, don't let her in
until she apologizes.

[tense music]

- Till I apologize?
For what?

Being a good friend?

Whatever, Hazel.
I'm out.

- Wait.
- Wait a minute.

- Let me open this.

- Yeah, Bree.

I mean, we need to talk,

and Nigel made ox tails.

[intriguing music]

- My favorite?
- Mm-mm-mm.

- [laughs]

I missed you.

♪ ♪

- I missed you too.

- Hey, Nigel.
My mama's Haitian, so,

mm-hmm, I see you.

I smell that allspice.

Okay.
I can see the appeal.

Just saying.
- You know I know.

- I know you know.

And you know what else I know?

It wasn't too long ago that
you were crashing on my couch.

And you didn't know
where you were gonna go,

how you were gonna make money.

And now you've built yourself
a beautiful life.

And I don't wanna see you
go back there.

So yeah, I'm worried.

Isn't that what friends do?

- But Bree,
you don't have to worry.

This is not about him
being young

or handsome

or us having mind-blowing sex.

- Okay!
You look different.

You look flexible.
- [laughs]

But it's not about that.
I just--

I just love him.

I love him, and he loves me,

and if I'm wrong--

which I am not--

but if I'm wrong,

I just want it to be
a happy mistake.

I just need to know
that you got my back.

- I will always have your back.

- You're back
to being best friends?

- Yes, Shaggy.
We were never not best friends.

- Great.

Let us go and eat.

- I need subtitles.
What'd he say?

- [laughing]

- ♪ Hell yeah ♪
- ♪ Number one, yeah ♪

♪ I'm still number one ♪
- ♪ Hell yeah ♪

- ♪ Number one,
always be number one ♪

- ♪ Oh ♪

♪ Took you
for mine of the major ♪

- ♪ Oh ♪

- ♪ You won't admit it ♪

♪ You're the fruits
of my labor ♪

- ♪ Hell yeah ♪
- ♪ Number one, yeah ♪

♪ I'm still number one ♪
- ♪ Hell yeah ♪

- ♪ Number one,
always be number one ♪

- ♪ Oh ♪

♪ Don't forget it,
yeah, I'm still number one ♪

- ♪ Hell yeah ♪

- [snaps]
- Whoo!

[animal bleats]