All language subtitles for First.Wives.Club S02E01_English

- Previously on
"First Wives Club."

- I know I filed for divorce,

but he was supposed
to keep fighting for me.

I have an emergency.

Jesus, the bartender,
he wants to give me the D!

- Ah, don't overthink it,
and have some fun.

- I think you'd do well to go
back to the actual place

where you first remember
falling in love with Gary.

- I wanna work on our marriage.

- So happy to hear
you say that.

- Running his campaign
is a full-time job.

I quit.
Effective immediately.

- I can live with losing
the Senate race,

but I can't live
with losing you.

- Tell me you don't miss
practicing law.

- I ain't going to Albany.

- I am not interested
in being in that town

without my wife by my side.

♪ ♪

- [screaming]
- Yo, chill!

- I wanna do a partnership--
60, 40.

- Make it 65, 35.

- It's our drama that is
climbing the top of the charts.

Not your song.

- I would rather fail on my own

than succeed
with your punk ass.

- He stole millions from Hazel

and used that money
to start the new label.

- Shut up and get in the van!
- [grunts]

- I found your bank accounts
and your tax forms,

both sets.

- All right, what you want?
- Everything.

- So what's next for you
and your new label?

- When women support
each other,

there's nothing we can't do.

["Juice" by Lizzo playing]

[upbeat pop music]

♪ ♪

- Cliché, yes, but it's true
what they say.

Good friends make you laugh
a little louder,

smile a little bigger,

and make life in general
a little better.

Well, in our case,
a hell of a lot better.

But being a good friend
takes effort.

It's all a big balancing act:

trying to be a good mother.

- ♪ I be dripping
so much sauce ♪

- A good partner, despite
being over 3,000 miles away.

- ♪ Crystal ball ♪

♪ That's cool, baby,
so is you ♪

♪ That's how I roll ♪

- Just landed.

- ♪ Everybody gonna shine ♪

- And kick-ass at work.

Night after night
after night.

- ♪ Better over time ♪

♪ Heard you say
I'm not the baddest ♪

♪ You lyin' ♪

- And even when you think

you've managed
to balance it all,

life still throws you
a curve ball anyway.

- ♪ It ain't my fault that
I'm out here making news ♪

♪ I'm the pudding
in the proof ♪

♪ Gotta blame it on my juice ♪

- And with 20 million
users worldwide,

Anonymou.sly's profits this
year will exceed 100 million.

[crowd gasping]

Not bad for a Black girl
from the Bronx.

[laughter]

Listen, my very existence
is proof

that one need not come
from money

or have an MBA from Wharton

to be a successful
multi-millionaire entrepreneur.

All you need is a good idea,

a great demand for that idea,

and the balls
to make it happen.

[chuckles]

Now, questions
from the audience,

and I do mean questions.

- Maxine Hart.
- Yes, yes.

What's your question?

- Maxine Hart, on behalf
of your husband,

Brian Hart, you've been served.

♪ ♪

- That's some savage shit
right there.

- So savage, but I'm not gonna
lie, I'm kind of impressed.

- Total dick move,

but well-played
if you're going for views.

- 2 million and counting.

- Well, listen, Jayla,
Robin and I

are taking a big risk
by giving you this case.

- And the only reason why we
agreed

is that Ari
personally vouched for you.

- And she also blackmailed us
by refusing to set up

the LA office
if we didn't agree.

- She has
massive shoes to fill.

- Now you are overwhelming me
with your confidence.

- Well, this case has the
potential to be huge for us.

We can't afford
to make any mistakes.

- Wow, well, ladies, thank you
for the pep talk,

but let me remind you,
I spent two years in Syracuse

clerking for the Supreme
Court justice,

followed by three years
as a litigator.

And if that's not enough,

I survived one of the meanest,
nastiest divorces in history

from a soul-sucking
sorry excuse of a man.

I not only won,
I annihilated him.

- Well, as long as you can
back up that cockiness.

Who's representing the husband?

- Jacob Rosen.
- Shit, he is good.

- Brilliant, strategic.

Knows how to wear a suit.
- Mm-hmm.

- Wouldn't mind seeing him
without one.

- I don't care
if he can bend it like Beckham.

I'm a Scorpio.
So trust,

he's not ready
for what I got coming.

- All right, ladies,
I have an 11:00

with a certain
Knicks player's wife

who's got her husband's
threesome on tape.

both: Ooh!
- That's so good.

- You have fun with that,
and Jayla and I

will just keep you looped in
on the whole Maxine situation.

- All right.
- Absolutely.

[laidback music]

♪ ♪

- Hey, babe.

- Of course, you call me back

as I'm literally
walking into a meeting.

- How's the office looking?

- Oh, God, looks somewhere
between screaming and crying,

and I'm gonna be
doing interview all day.

- Oh, I'm sorry.
FaceTime dinner tonight?

- Yes, done.

It's a date.
I love you.

- Love you too, beautiful.

♪ ♪

- Dr. Washington?

- Yeah.
- Your daughter called again.

- Oh, can you tell her
I'll be home

in 30 minutes or less
or she gets a free pizza?

- Sure.

- Very impressive,
Dr. Washington.

[sensual music]

- Damn, damn.

Thank you so much, everybody,
for that record-time surgery.

Thank you so much.

- I'm Dr. Reynard,
the new hospital administrator.

- I'm Dr. Washington.

Nice to--oh.
- Pleasure.

- You couldn't wait
till I didn't look

like an ad for Mr. Bubble?

- Oh, you look beautiful.

- You're beautiful.
- What?

- What?
- Listen,

it's not every day
you get to see nerve surgery

of the brachial plexus,

especially when executed
so flawlessly.

- Well, thank you so much.

Did you take a video
because I'd love to see it?

- We did not,

but I'll be keeping
an eye on you, Dr. Washington.

- Okay, I'll be keeping
an eye on you, Dr. Reynard.

- Good day.
- You too.

"I'll keeping an eye on you."

- You okay?
- Yeah, I'm okay--you okay?

- Mm-hmm.
- Great.

Can you order a pizza
and send it to my house?

You knew I was lying
when I said I'd be home

in 30 minutes or less.

Judgy.

- ♪ Boy, you want
that ooh na na ♪

- All right, you're ready

for something sweet
and delicious?

- [laughs]
Mmm.

Mmm...

♪ ♪

Not what I had in mind,
but I like it.

- That was just one appetiser,
you know,

but me have the full entrée.

- Yes, you do.

- [clears throat]

- Curtis?
This is not a good time.

- Problem is,
there never is a good time.

- What can I say?
I'm busy, Curtis.

- Your call logs.
Mostly Ari and Bree.

- Tell them we'll have dinner

at Chez Ballari
when I get back.

- Will do.
Also, several talent managers

that I assume you want me
to schedule appointments with.

- Why are you so annoying?

- Because I have to be.

Hazel, you forget your time
is no longer your own.

It belongs to FAI
because they write the cheques,

which we love
for Ladies First,

and we need to find an artist
to present to the parent label

when we get back
to New York in four days.

- You're wearing me out.
- That's right.

Chop, chop, time to get down
to work, Miss Hazel.

Also, what do you want me to do
about Mr. Duty-Free over here?

- He can hear you.
- I know.

- [scoffs]

[bright music]

- How is it going with Kat?

- She's an arrogant
ball-busting bully,

but I love it.

She and I are gonna
get along just fine.

- I'd like to say her bark
is worse than her bite,

but really it's not.
Do you miss Syracuse?

- Nobody misses Syracuse.
You getting me this job

at this firm is the best thing
that's ever happened to me.

You know
I'm not gonna let you down.

- Oh, you had better not.

- I got a double shot
skinny latte for Jalayla.

- Jayla.
Jayla, that's it.

Only two syllables.
You didn't even try.

How's LA?
- Stupid.

- Says every New Yorker.

You'll be fine.
Just give it a beat.

- Mm-mm, doubtful.

- Oh, shit.
Maxine's here.

I gotta go.

♪ ♪

Maxine, how are you holding up?

- Well, I could kill him.

A slow violent death.
That's how I'm holding up.

- You have
my full support usually,

but, as your attorney,
I can't suggest murder.

- Well, I wouldn't say never,

but let's try
for a legal slang first.

- Is there a prenup in place?

- No.
When we first got married,

we were so broke,
we couldn't even afford

a headboard on the bed.

Never in a million years
did I think that

Anonymou.sly would take off
the way that it has.

- Walk me through
the Anonymou.sly site.

- We're basically
Ashley Madison,

except for celebrities
and high-income clientele

who are looking to have
a little fun on the side.

- Ah, you help men cheat
on their wives.

- Women too.
We're equal opportunity.

- And so is New York
state divorce law.

As the monied spouse,
you're looking at handing

over substantial proportions
of all your assets.

- The hell I am.
This is my company

and I'm not handing over
a substantial amount of shit.

I built this company on my own.

- I'm sorry, it says here
he's the director of vision.

- Have you heard
of a director of vision?

No, it's a bullshit title
that I gave him,

so we could both pretend
he had a real job.

Ridiculous.

- Hey, regardless of what
he actually contributed

to the vision
of Anonymou.sly,

without a prenup we have
our work cut out for us,

but you have come
to the right firm.

- You can't be serious.

I mean, I've been supporting

his lazy ass
for years and now...

- He got another woman.
Don't he?

- How do you know?
- It was just a hunch

that I get from being
in this business long enough.

Statistically, men
who file for divorce,

it's because of another woman.

- Yeah, well, I could kill his
lying, cheating, trifling ass.

He just gets to live
happily ever after on my dime.

See, this is how women
end up on "Snapped."

[dreamy ambient music]

♪ ♪

- Oh, my Ari's gonna love this.

- ♪ If you wanna come,
lay up ♪

- All right.

- ♪ If you wanna come,
pay up ♪

♪ But you know you've got ♪

♪ Work in the morning ♪

[phone trilling]

♪ Don't got no obligations ♪

♪ At least for today ♪

[phone continues trilling]

- Seriously?

- ♪ As long as you wanna ♪

- Where is she?

[phone continues trilling]

- ♪ Thing's in the air, ah ♪

♪ ♪

♪ I don't wanna
see you no more ♪

♪ 'cause every time
I see you ♪

♪ It's a different excuse ♪

[phone ringing]

♪ I don't wanna be here
no more ♪

♪ 'cause I feel
like I'm wasting time ♪

♪ Being too emotional ♪

[phone ringing]

♪ I'm not your baby ♪

- Oh.

- ♪ It's driving you crazy ♪

♪ We ain't working
towards nothing ♪

♪ Swear that we something ♪

[phone continues ringing]

- Hey.

- Hey--okay.

"Hey," is--is that
all you have to say?

- David, I'm sorry.
It's just been crazy.

- Oh, yeah.
My day was crazy too, Ari,

and I came home
and cooked a whole meal

and waited and waited
until the food got cold.

- Wait, you cooked?

- Well, I ordered pasta,
but--

but then made a house salad
to go with it.

I chopped those onions
by hand, Ari.

- Why?

Why didn't you just order
a salad from the restaurant?

- I don't know.
No, don't do that.

That is not the point.
The point is,

you say make the effort.

Well, well, that and this,
this is me making the effort.

Where were you?

- Actually, at work.

I'm sorry, David.

I forgot about
the time difference.

I just--and setting up
a fully functioning law office

is a shit ton of work.

Not to mention,
I gotta worry about Jayla

and how she's settling in
in New York

and--and I haven't even gotten
started about LA traffic.

I sat on the freeway
for an hour and a half.

LA sucks, but--
but, but, but, but

I will make it up to you
when you get here.

- Yeah.

Maybe...

maybe you'd be willing to give
a brother a little preview.

Doesn't that bra snap
in the front?

- Oh, no, no, no, no.

I want you pent up
till the weekend.

Me and you.
No work.

Just play.

- Oh, I'll be pent.

- Baby?
- Yeah, baby.

- I don't know if Imani
was happier about the pizza

or having you home
before she went to bed.

- That is hilarious 'cause
you know it was the pizza.

- It was the pizza.
It was definitely the pizza.

[laughs]
But, no, she enjoys

spending time with you too.
I mean, we all did.

- It's really a wonder
I could stay awake

because I'm just
all the way exhausted.

It was such a long day.

Like two surgeries
on my feet all day.

Barely had time for lunch,

but so fun hanging
with you guys.

- Hey, you still gonna be able
to make it

to the block party planning
meeting tomorrow, right?

- Oh, my God, hell to the yes.

I wouldn't miss it
for anything.

- Mm-hmm.
- I'm gonna go and look

at all those bitches
that tried to holler at you

when they thought
we were getting divorced.

- Mm-hmm.
- I'm gonna put them on notice.

- And-slash-more importantly,

it's something fun
for us to do.

- My man is in charge
'cause ain't no party

like a Gary and Bree party.
You heard me?

I think I'm gonna
low-key multitask

and then stunt on them
hoes at the same time.

- That's right, baby.

I want you to stunt
on them hoes.

Oh, dammit.
Bree, in the bed?

- What?

Every woman of
a particular age has one.

Your mum's got a lot of them.

- I guess sex
is off the table tonight.

- Oh, my God.
Is it Wednesday?

- It is Wednesday.

- Oh, my God.

- [clears throat]

[groans]

- I'm ready, baby.
- Hey, what you--

ready for what?

- It's Wednesday.
It's what I'm saying.

- Yeah, no, no, no, I know.
I know, I know.

It is Wednesday,
but I know you're tired, baby.

You know, you had--

- Yeah, I had to
do two surgeries.

- Yeah, you had two surgeries.
You had two surgeries.

You delirious.

- No, baby, we said on
Wednesday, we're gonna do it.

- Right, I know.

- Every Wednesday, and today's
Wednesday, and it's hump day.

- Mm-hmm.
- So come on, let's do it.

- Don't you worry,
you know what we do.

We take--we take today
and we move it to Thursday

and we just gonna have
hump day on Thursday.

All right, baby, go--get you--
get you some sleep, okay?

I love you.
- Okay, Gary,

it feels like you don't
wanna have sex with me.

- I didn't--okay.
I'm not saying that.

I'm saying, you know, you're
eating--you eating hot Cheetos.

- I put it away.

- You got--you plucking hairs.

You got--
- It's the one hair.

- This mix-match pajamas on
and then the stank ass,

but why don't you
ever wash this?

- Don't touch my bonnet.
- I'm not, okay.

- Don't do my bonnet like that.
Excuse me.

Look at these edges.

These edges are glorious
and tame, and they have

to remain this way,
which is why I wear the bonnet.

And if I wash my bonnet,
the elastic is gonna break

and then I don't
have nice edges.

Have unruly edges.

Do you want me
to have unruly edges?

- Keep the bonnet on.
Okay.

My point is, I just feel like
sometimes you go

out of your way to not be sexy.
That's all I'm saying.

- Okay, hold up.
Did you just call me not sexy?

Do you just say I'm not sexy?

- No, no, no, no.
Don't do that.

- It feels like you just said
your wife is not sexy.

- That's not at all
what I said.

- Your wife that holds it
down for you.

That stresses her body out

for you to have children,
is not sexy.

- Really?
- So, negro, I'm sorry, okay?

But you're gonna have to
wanna fuck this no matter what.

That's what marriage is.

Just like I gotta
get it together and fuck a dude

that has
a 12-step dental routine.

Newsflash, Gary, you gotta
brush 'em in the morning.

- All right, well,
it's Wednesday.

It's hump day.
Let's do it.

Come on, I wanna do it.
I wanna--let's--come on.

- I don't wanna do it no more.
- Just, just--

- No, I don't wanna
do it no more.

- I'm just saying
just angle this way.

- I'm saying--no one's
angling anything anywhere.

- Why are we, why--
- Because I'm done.

I don't wanna do it.
Goodnight.

It's over.
You ruined it.

- Okay, fine. You know what?

I'm just trying to communicate
like we learned how to do.

- Why are you still talking?
- Just--you know what?

Just shut your light off.
Can you cut your light off?

- Cut your light off.
- My light is off.

- Oh.

- Thank you.
Good night.

- You're still talking.

- Love you.
- Shut up.

- I said, I love you.
You can't say I love you back?

- I have feelings of love
towards you.

[chips crunching]

- Ari, I really
just wanna drink

every last one of my feelings,

but I have
six more patients to see.

So I just have
to eat them instead.

- Ugh, I miss the salads
at Mauricio's.

- Girl, my feelings don't want
a overpriced salad with tuna.

This half-rate sandwich
barely hits the spot.

It is so dry.
I need lotion for this.

- Oh, my God.
Hazel's texting us.

[gasps]

She's finally coming back
from touring.

- Aw, dinner
at Chez Ballari's.

I'm sad you won't be there.

- Maybe you could invite Jayla
on my behalf.

I mean, I know
she's, like, settling in,

but I don't think she has,
like, people there, you know?

- Doesn't Hazel
have beef with her?

- That was years ago.

Even a Taurus like Hazel
should be over it by now.

- You have met our Hazel,
right?

We're talking
about the same Hazel?

- All right, check this out.
David's coming this weekend

and I want it to be perfect.

So does this say,

"I missed you, baby"?

- For $400, it should say
"I'll fuck him for you."

- Come on, Bree.

David and I seriously need
to reconnect.

I mean, between work
and the time difference,

we can barely
get in a phone call.

This weekend
is really important.

- I get that, girl.
I really do,

but you're still playing
dress-up

to the tune of $400 drawers?

- The bra was $600.
- A G?

[clears throat]
- Shh.

- A thousand dollars
to wrap a present

for someone who's already
opened it a thousand times?

Hell to the no, lingerie
is for sad single women

that have to pay
for their own meals.

That's the good thing
about marriage.

You could drop the facade,

get a six-pack
of cotton panties,

super soft from Dwayne Reed
for $7 with a coupon.

$8 if you want the ones
with the animal print.

- Mm, and how's
that workin' out for you?

- Too soon, bitch, okay?
Too soon.

- But, look,
I'm with Gary on this one.

You oughta keep the fire
burning in the bedroom

or those lingerie-wearing
single women will.

- Well, all I'm sayin' is,
if I dropped a G

on two pieces of lingerie,

the only thing burning
in my bedroom

would be Gary setting fire
to my credit cards.

[upbeat music]

- Just make it quick.
Dr. Washington.

- Dr. Reynard, how are you?

- Good.
Good to see you again.

- Nice to see you too.

- You got a minute?

- Uh, not really.
Is it important?

- Yes.
The current chief of surgery

is leaving to pursue
an opportunity

at a teaching hospital
in Texas.

- Didn't his wife get knocked
up by the head of pediatrics?

- Yes.

- Allegedly.

- Supposedly.
I heard about that.

Listen, I am spearheading
the search for his replacement

and I would love
to throw your hat in the ring.

- What?
Wow.

That is amazing.
Thank you so much.

I'm--I'm honoured.

I--I'm also really
overwhelmed with work already

and the kids, and chiefs,

I mean, they tend
to do less surgery

and I'm so good at surgery,

and they have to do
a lot more people stuff,

and I kind of mid-key
hate people.

- Oh, go on. I know it.

I took this job because
I mid-key hate patients.

- Patients are the worst,

unless they're
under anesthesia,

then they're, like, the best.
- Oh, then they're my favourite.

They just babble
and drool on themselves.

- Yes.
- I love it.

Listen, I know you got
a lot on your plate,

but becoming chief of surgery

would be really great
for your career.

- Okay.
- So think about it.

- Yeah, I'll definitely
think about it.

- Oh, maybe we can have dinner
this week

to talk about it more.

- Yeah, I would love
to have dinner this week

and talk about it more.
That'd be nice.

- Looking forward to it.

- I'm looking forward
to it too.

Thank you so much.
- Thank you.

Have a good rest of your day.

- You have a great day,
Dr. Reynard.

[watch chirps]

Oh, shit.

- As soon as Bree gets here,
we'll jump in.

- I know I suggested to have
bananas on the fruit salad,

but can those
be locally sourced?

- Of course,
we can locally source that.

Don't you worry
about that, Penny.

- Hey, everyone.

Sorry, I'm late.
This is everybody?

- Yeah.
- Can you freeze cannolis?

'cause I really feel like
I overbought.

- Bree, where have you been?

- I know, I'm so sorry.
I was running behind.

I got stuck at work and then
I had to go to the bakery

and I'm like,
"Why call or text

when I can just show up
with the baked goods?"

- Wait, wait,
it's supposed to be vegan.

Specifically says
it's supposed to be vegan.

Emailed you, texted you, I left
a post-it--"get the vegan."

- There, vegan.

- Okay, you're--
- Hi, everyone, I'm Bree.

Gary's wife.

We weren't together before,
now we're together.

We've be getting it in, honey,
every Wednesday night.

I know he can't reach
everything,

but he reaches the things
that he's supposed to.

[laughs]

Is there alcohol in that?

[sultry music]

♪ ♪

[phone ringing]

- Well, hello.

- Ari, honey, um...

- No, no, no.

That was for that gorgeous
Hermes birthday tie.

Now you, Mr. Montgomery,

whoever gave that tie to you
has impeccable taste.

I better be seeing you
in that tie

and own that tie in T-minus--
wait, where are you?

Aren't you supposed
to be on a plane?

- Don't kill me, please.

- Ugh, it depends
on what happens next.

- I'm still in New York.
- David.

- I know, I know,
but this crazy thing happened.

I, I was leaving the office

to, to head to the airport

when all of a sudden,

the car in front of me
tried to make a left

and--and got clipped by a bus.

- Oh, my God.

- Yeah, that--
that's what I said, oh, my God.

Fortunately, everyone was okay,

but by the time
the fire department came

and the police
and I had to give a statement

I, I just lost
track of the time.

- Are you telling me
you aren't coming?

- Well, it's too late
for tonight.

I mean, I, I could,
I could come tomorrow,

but by the time I get there,
I'd practically have to leave.

- I bought a thong
for you, David.

A lacy, pretty itchy thong

that is not designed
to be worn

for more than 20 minutes,
but I'm wearing it for you.

- Oh, no, don't tell me that.
[sighs]

Baby...can I see it?

Just a little glimpse.

- No, no.
Absolutely not.

It's an in-person deal only.

I'm taking this thing
off immediately

before I catch something.

- Come on, babe.
That's not--that is not fair.

You didn't have to do this gig
in Los Angeles.

Re--remember I was the one

who said you should move
with me to Albany instead.

- Yes, David,

so the only option was for me
to give up my career again.

Nice compromise.
Now, if you don't mind,

I must go pull this thong
out of my ass.

- Yeah, but you--what if you--
- Bye, David.

♪ ♪

- ♪ You know
how to kill a vibe ♪

♪ We in and out
on the regular ♪

♪ And are you really where
you say you are? ♪

♪ Right or wrong,
I'll stick with you ♪

- Oh, God.
Okay.

- [sighs]

- ♪ You say a lot of things ♪

♪ Yeah, lot of things, yeah ♪

♪ You say a lot of things ♪

♪ You say
a lot of things, yeah ♪

- Okay.
So I made the meeting.

That's what you call
four people just railing

against the evils of cotton
candy for a whole hour.

I mean, what was that?

♪ ♪

What's your problem?

- What's my problem?

Bree, you're not holdin' up
your end of the bargain.

- Those bitches really
aren't vegan, okay?

I coulda sworn I saw Penelope
at Sweet Chick,

just housing
some chipotle fried chicken.

That's a new flavour they have
on the menu; it is delicious.

- Listen, when we agreed to
give our marriage another shot,

you made a lot of promises that
you haven't kept, Bree, hmm.

- Excuse me, Gary, I am busting
my ass, working long days,

spending more time with you
and the kids,

coming up with new games
for game night

because you decided that the
kids are too damn good for UNO.

I'm sucking your dick
every Wednesday night

and acting like I like it.

And I'm buying overpriced
baked goods for adults

that should have eaten
before they came to my house,

and you're saying
it's not good enough?

- You said that we would
stay in therapy.

- Yes.

When we have the time,
we will go back.

We've been really busy.

- You also said you would be
more present,

but you didn't even engage at
the block club party meeting.

You didn't even engage,
not one time.

- Oh, my God, I'm sorry--
- Not one time.

No suggestions.
You didn't engage.

- I'm sorry, I didn't engage
in a banana controversy.

I am tired.

My brain and my limbs
are exhausted

from fusing a spinal column.
Excuse me.

- Right, you also said that--
that--that we would do

a better job communicating

and then the other night,
you turn your back on me.

I know you remember that.
Yeah.

- Oh, Lord, is this
about the bonnet?

I will buy a new bonnet.
- Are you--

This is not about the bonnet.
Bree, this is about everything.

- Yeah, and this seems like
it's all about my shit.

I don't hear anything
about Gary's shit.

- What is my shit?
- You wanna hear your shit?

- Tell me my shit.

- I would love to tell you
about your shit.

- Because you know what?
You have to communicate my shit

in order
for me to work on my shit.

That's how that works.
- Excuse me.

- Did you not know that?
That's how that works.

- Oh, how do you know that I'm
not communicating all your shit

because I've realised
that you're trying.

I recognise
that you're putting effort in,

so I don't wanna throw every
little thing in your face.

Okay, maybe you could give me
the same courtesy.

- What does that mean?

- It means where's
my "Good job, Bree,

"for working a long ass day

"and rushing home for
your stupid little block party

planning meeting bullshit."
With four people?

- Sure, there were people that
RSVP'd that didn't make it,

but it doesn't matter.

My block club party meeting
was lit.

- It was whack.

- Okay.

Do you hear us?

It's like we right back
where we were.

- No we're--we're not
right back where we were.

- Did we rush back
into this too soon?

- What?

We have an argument
about a meeting or whatever,

and--and you are questioning
our whole relationship.

- I'm not, nobody wants to make
this work more than I do, okay?

Believe that, but I know
it's not working, Bree.

I just don't know
how to fix it.

- Maybe we just
go back to therapy.

- Okay.

♪ ♪

- Bree, thank you
for getting me out.

You have no idea
how much I needed this release.

It's crazy trying to be
the new Ari at work.

- Oh, I kinda have an idea
and I do not envy you.

- You shouldn't.
- Good luck with that though.

Oh, Hazel.
- Hazel Hazel?

Did you tell her
you invited me?

- Yeah, we're good.

both: Hi!

Ooh.

- Back from her sold out tour.

Ladies and gentlemen, the one,
the only Hazel Rachelle.

- Oh, I have
missed your intros.

Oh, excuse me, I'll have
a bottle of your finest Dom.

Thank you.

Oh.

What is she doing here?

- You remember--
both: Jayla?

- I remember Ari bringing her
to a party at my house

where she spewed a fifth
of scotch in my kitchen sink.

- Was that me? Are you sure?
If so, I am so sorry.

- Not sorry enough
to clean it up though.

- So long ago.

I don't really
remember the details.

- Yeah, but I do.
I remember.

Oh, thank you.
- Just keep it coming.

- Luckily I am
in a forgiving mood

because I'm having
the most phenomenal,

amazing, frequent sex
with my new boo.

- What, who's your new boo?

Okay, girl.

- There he is.

- Stella got her groove back.
- Okay.

- Dear Bree and Jayla,
this is Nigel.

both: Hey, Nigel.

♪ ♪

- My fiancé.

♪ ♪

We're engaged.

- ♪ So cravin' it ♪

♪ So amazin',
and it ain't fair ♪

- ♪ Hell yeah ♪
- ♪ Number one, yeah ♪

♪ I'm still number one ♪
- ♪ Hell yeah ♪

- ♪ Number one,
always be number one ♪

- ♪ Oh ♪

♪ Took you
for mine of the major ♪

- ♪ Oh ♪

- ♪ You won't admit it ♪

♪ You're the fruits
of my labor ♪

- ♪ Hell yeah ♪
- ♪ Number one, yeah ♪

♪ I'm still number one ♪
- ♪ Hell yeah ♪

- ♪ Number one,
always be number one ♪

- ♪ Oh ♪

♪ Don't forget it,
yeah, I'm still number one ♪

- ♪ Hell yeah ♪

- [snaps]
- Whoo!

[animal bleats]