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We heard he has some powerful
friends with links to the mafia.

Is this true? Does it worry you?

Look, he is doing great
things for the town.

Personally, I think that nowadays
politicians should be strong men,

from the street, a little bit like the mafia, you
know. Otherwise they can't fight against the mafia.

I like him because he speaks from the heart
and he is not trying to be politically correct.

- So you trust him?
- Yes

Sir, may I ask you a question?

It's Are you familiar with...

I own a lot of things.

Like?

Like hotels, clubs.

So the club we are going
to tonight is your club?

Of course, it's mine!

- And the hotel we are staying...
- Hotel we are staying is mine.

Some people are mine.

Here some of the people are mine.

There's obviously, you know, obviously the script that
we've preapproved, so we'll be going through all of that.

Make sure he'll film everything.

Just make sure the camera is working
and he is stable with his hands.

- Yeah, yeah, he is filming everything.
- This is very important!

Forget about the script, forget
about those bullshit things.

Very important is to shoot, to film.

Everything to be...

No worries, no worries
, I'm a professional.

- I hope so.
- And this is a very safe car.

Very good car. This is my donkey, you know.

Look.

What? Can you? Excuse me...

- Some fresh air, huh?
- Yeah.

Good!

Now you feel better?

We are going to the factory now, right?

Not right now.

Right now first...

some beautiful views.

This night we are going to
a night club. Night club.

- I think there's a train coming.
- No worries.

It'll wait!

Everybody in this town knows me.

Knows my car, knows me.

So when I'm passing this
fucking railway they wait.

- The whole train waits.
- Right.

If I want, people come down, I'm checking
the tickets, and then they'll come up.

If I want.

Are you hungry?

I could eat.

You can eat what?

Pills?

Ah? Soundman.

You can eat pills?

- That's it.
- OK.

My first business.

I started small.

I was a typical local entrepreneur.

That's it.

- Wow!
- Yeah.

You like to get high
and eat a chocolate bar?

But do you realise just how much
work is involved in this process?

No, of course not.

First step in this process is
baking and winnowing the cocoa.

Then this is the grinder.

Hey, soundman, don't put your dick in here.

This grinder turns the cocoa
nibs into a liquid cocoa liquor.

Then these people over there, they
add the butter, the sugar and the milk.

My trading company imports
the milk and the sugar.

Tonnes and tonnes. And if we
don't need it, we just sell it on.

Here are the next steps in the process
- they are moulding and blending.

You can mould chocolate
in whatever shape you want.

Like, in your mom's shape, for example.

Then...

up and down the conveyor belt.

Wrap the bars in foil.

Load them on the trucks and that's it.

Invoices are issued.

VAT is repaid.

Everyone is happy.

You want to know about the fraud, huh?

Yeah, tell me about it.

OK.

I will tell you.

The accountants,

the auditors,

the people who are meant to
check on the businesses...

They are monkeys.

So if your payment receipts, invoices,

expense reports, financial statements...

If your paperwork is 100% precise.

Not correct. Precise!

That means your balance
sheet actually balances.

Then the office monkeys are satisfied.

The boxes are ticked, everyone is happy.

The system works like this.

Today I don't have to think
how to defraud the government.

Nowadays the victims provide full
support in order to get defrauded.

They come up with all kinds
of ridiculous excuses why

their institution has
gifted me public money.

I don't have to answer stupid
questions any more, you know.

I work on a different scale now.

You will see me. Very soon. One week.

Don't touch it, please!

I will open for you.

Because I'm keeping this is
like a very sacred place for me.

And here, you know what this is?

This is for opening ceremonies.

Yes. The peasants see me cutting ribbons
with this and they wet themselves.

Because for them I'm like a Jesus.

Jesus.

Come, shoot inside. Just for fun, for joke.

One, two, three. That was it.

I'll show you better things, come on.

- Are these real?
- Of course.

These are real but dead animals.

And this bear here...

In the winter it was hibernating
and we there with Tanko and kill it.

And this is my alive animal
- Tanko.

He is a karate champion, you know.

31 gold medals.

We didn't count silver, bronze, no.

- You don't deal with that.
- No.

- Just gold.
- Only gold.

And now he is a bodyguard.

And he thinks he will be
the next Prime Minister.

Come. Something very interesting here.

- Do you know what it is?
- It's an icon?

No, it's an antique. It's a
XIV century antique. For real.

And it's taken from one very old
monastery. I mean, like a present.

It's a present from the Gambling
Commission. So it's very sacred for me.

I sit here. Sometimes I sit on
the bear. take it here and I pray.

Lord Jesus it is you
who wakes me up every day

and I'm forever grateful for your love.

And this is why I pray.

So I pray for the goodness of people,
for my goodness. I'm... Look here.

I have. I am very I'm hard believer.

Religious man.

Very religious. And Tanko also. You, you...

And we pray.

Tell them. At Easter we go
and we walk around everything.

We take fire from the church,

we go in our homes, we
make good atmosphere,

we drink whiskey, things like that.

Cigars.

We like good life.

This is...

You have a bust? Of you?

I have an Italian sculptor friend

and he made me a discount
because I have no hands.

You see? No hands. I said "Hey,
idiot, where are my hands?"

And he said "You are like this".

So Tanko went and beat him up a little bit.

Isn't it funny that of all of
the old bandits in your bank,

they decided to send you here.

I was available.

Bullshit. Everyone was available,
but they shat their pants.

Only you said "OK",

and you took the dirty job like a real man,

and I respect this.

Hey, everybody.

Take a moment to show respect
to this young professional.

Because he went to school,

he went to university, he
applied for a job, he made a CV,

he went for team drinks.

And that's a commitment
to do the right thing.

And look at his face.

He could have easily become a model.

Eating from the nose, posing all day.

Don't laugh, it's a good
life, very good life.

Listen now.

I talked last time with
your boss about the haircut

and about paying back in equity,

which is very sensible and very
reasonable, but he somehow doesn't get it.

Do you understand?

Tomorrow I want you to go straight
to your boss's boss and tell him

that you can either lose
your 15 million right now

or

you can give me another seven million loan

and you can lose your
22 million in thre years.

Tanko.

Here.

Present for your boss.

Because your bank has
been a reliable partner

and I hope in the future we
will continue to work together.

And because I really like this guy,

you have a free room in my hotel.

I already told them to put
you next room to my film crew.

So, go, change this shirt,
take a shit, but don't wank,

because I have good plans for tonight.

We have nothing, basically.

- No, we have some stuff.
- What? A couple of hours of ramblings, that's it.

And. Why do you care so much?

Because I was telling Dave that this
schedule will not work with this guy.

He just does whatever he wants.

And now Dave is going to be like
"Well, should have been here".

Like what, we don't know what we are doing.

I care because today is a
write-off and it pisses me off.

Come on, don't write it
off yet. Tonight might be massive.

I'm not going to his shitty club. No way.

What about the chocolate factory and
the meeting with the lawyer, the banker?

I mean, this is all material
that we have. It's not nothing.

Yeah, but how does that fit in?

I will tell you how
- it doesn't.

Cameraman, you have to
be here all the time.

Filming everything. You know? Understood?

My friend here is talking to me about
sanctions like they are something bad.

But they are bad.

Listen to me. Write this down, banker.

Behind every successful
trafficker there is an embargo.

Embargo, you know.

Because people with money,
they always get what they need.

You know, rich people,
they get what they need.

The only difference is who they
buy it from and at what price.

Hey,

I pray for sanctions every day. Every day.

So...

I know a lot of friends around here.

- I have a lot of friends, you know.
- Yeah, I can see that.

I'm not talking about these brainless
peasants. I'm talking about big fish.

Like prosecutors, judges, mayors, MPs,
bankruptcy administrators, you know, surveyors.

Because real friends cost
money,

Everything costs money.

If you don't understand this,
you are not ready for this world.

Joke.

Beautiful girls, very beautiful ones.
Come, come here, come. Come to papa.

Come.

Night club,

Very good.

Nice, nice, nice, nice.

Good!

Are we doing the interview
at the city council today?

Are we doing it?

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Maybe we'll do it. Or maybe we won't.

First I'm taking my godson
to his favourite restaurant

and then I'll decide what we are doing.

Is that OK?

Well, we have a different
agreement, so not really.

We agreed you would show us around

but then you would also
let us play by the script.

Listen to me. I told you yesterday
I don't work with a script.

Especially some uninformed trash

that your producer's boyfriend
wrote in the summer break.

That's irrelevant.

No, it's not.

We had an agreement.

Yeah, I know. But if your producer
has any concerns or any problems

he can tell me in person.

Come here and tell me in person.

I'll pay him the flight. Business
class, of course. Everything.

Until then you can all fuck
off with this script, you know.

Because I'm paying everything
for you here, everything.

Because if you really wanted to make
a documentary on money laundering,

there are professional laundering
networks and organisations.

And they do everything for you -

recruit money mules and frontmen
for your shell companies,

produce fake documentation,

open bank accounts, buy and sell assets,

orchestrate lawsuits. That's what they do.

But you don't care.

All you want is cheap hipster
entertainment. That's what you want.

And that's why this is
not your project anymore.

Now we are making cinema.

Not documentary. Cinema. Big cinema.

"Danny. Legend. God."

With a full stop between the words.

Yes. And the script is here
- in my head.

You will see what's going on. In
one week, you will see what happens.

I've been city councillor for ten years.
Ten years, three different parties.

Because the colours change,

but the important people don't.

Can you see, do you see this wall?

This part used to be destroyed.

So it was like a shortcut to
go over there and smoke weed.

And how the fuck do kids smoke up nowadays?

Ah, look
- they need to go all around the whole fucking school to go over there and get high.

This is out of order. I don't know.
They destroyed the whole country.

Cameraman, godson.

This is the future.

The future don.

Come on, you need to go and sit in
the back. Fast, fast, fast, quick!

- OK, don't touch me!
- OK, go, go, go.

Susan, please. Thank
you. You are very kind.

Sometimes we sit here all day long.

Watching asses and boobs around.

Not many at this hour though.

There is some stupid white
trash in a wheelchair.

Bunch of

peasants, plasterers,

prostitute,

future prostitute.

Nothing interesting. Bad luck.

At 20 he will be a chairman
of a government enterprise.

I swear.

At 22 he will be MP.

Before 30 this young citizen

will control one of the key
industries in the country -

energy,

infrastructure

or defence. It's up to you.

I own the whole fucking place.

I own 100 horses.

They don't need one
year to know how to walk.

They come out, in 20
minutes they know how to run.

This is the best breed for harness work,

for driving work, for everything,

undersaddle competitions,
endurance riding. This is the horse!

Who's the real cowboy now? Sorry.

- I was meant to touch them.
- Yeah, I stressed them.

I'm like this sometimes. I
scare people, horses.

Do you come here often?

It depends.

If I want to impress someone.

So you are trying to impress me.

No, I'm trying to impress the whole crew,
I want to show the world my treasure.

That's why we are here. To show you.

My country.

- You have a very pretty country.
- Yeah.

You want to go more in front?

- Well, I'd like to get out.
- Yeah, we are going.

- Do you own this land?
- Not all of it. Not yet.

But the godson, for sure he will own this.

You have big
ambitions for him, don't you?

Come on, cameraman, come out.

This is like bonus stage for you.

Because this is my temple.

This is my church.

The theatre is your church?

My temple. First
my temple, then my church.

- I'm impressed.
- Yes.

Sometimes I do sing operas. Hello.

- So you are a singer?
- Of course. I am a ballet dancer, I am a...

I think I think they are rehearsing.

You are right. They
are rehearsing. Let's...

Excuse me. Hello. We are foreigners,
coming here from faraway lands.

Would you please help us?
Give us a cup of water, please?

- Sorry for the interruption.
- It's OK.

- I'm Susan.
- This is my girlfriend.

Nice to meet you.

- After you.
- Thank you.

Come on.

- You saw that? You got that, cameraman?
- Yeah, yeah.

What an athlete!

- Go with the flow.
- Dave!

If you see a moment, get in there, try
to get in there, capture the moment.

Dave, why am I here? This isn't
a documentary series anymore.

Sorry, love, I didn't
catch that, what did you say?

Can you hear me?

Yeah, yeah, I can hear you.
Sure, can. Yeah, every word every word.

Dave, he is not listening to me. He
barely speaks to me unless he shouts.

And, you know, he is coked out half the time.
He just starts one sentence and finishes another.

Look, dear, I know this is not a
completely controlled environment.

I know it's not completely controlled.

But I trust you. I trust your judgement.

Well, we have a shot of him
getting a blowjob. Will that do it?

- Well, actually the shot is not so clear.
- What?

Yeah, we couldn't get a clear shot of him.

Look, just, you just power on through it...

you power on through, you wrap it, I
wil sort out the blowjob in the edit.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

Hi, I'm Susan.

This is my wife, Farty Pussy.

I beg your pardon?

Farty Pussy.

I swear to God, this is the woman
with the most air in her pussy.

I don't know what she is doing all day.
Maybe she is pumping air in her pussy.

Help yourself. Don't stay like this.
I'm not going to serve you, you know.

- That's alright, you don't need to.
- Yeah, yeah.

Most of it is on my plate anyway.

- And you know, this is a very special bread.
- What is it?

Cheers. Bread. National
dish. With lucks inside.

With what?

I recommend you a wife like her.

Posh one.

She doesn't cook, she doesn't clean.

I think she doesn't even realise that
we have chefs, gardeners, cleaners.

She must assume that the cooked
food grows in the kitchen.

Anyway, she is alright.

Compared to all the
idiots I'm surrounded by.

Cold. Is it OK? Do you want to go inside?

- It's alright.
- I can tell people.

They will move the whole fucking
thing inside. I will tell them.

- I'm alright.
- Sure?

- Yeah.
- Yeah, I'm OK, too.

You OK? I don't care,
junkie, shut the fuck up.

You want to eat something? There is only salad
for you. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.

So, for tomorrow I've planned...

TANKO! I...

- What happened?
- I forgot something.

You you don't remind me. You are...

You are fucking with me?
You are playing games?

- TANKO!
- What are you talking about?

I'll show you.

TANKO!

I am a better actress than he is.

I guess so. Why
are you with him anyway?

What do you mean?

Get a divorce, pocket a million
or two, disappear into the sunset.

No.

He got me a widow and he is
going to leave me a widow.

Do you believe in her?

Look, if a woman wants to go and make a
blowjob she will do whatever she wants.

Yeah, but that's not what I'm saying.

Yeah, I know but

this is a very personal question so I
don't want to answer that kind of questions.

So let's not talk about me, let's
talk about blowjobs. It's very good.

I like when you are talking about blowjobs.

It makes sense. You know. Makes sense.

- It does?
- What? Do you like to make blowjobs?

- That's not... That's not what we are talking about.
- Yeah, that was my question.

Don't run from it. Hey, Jamie,
do you like to make blowjobs?

I'm sure you do. Don't answer me. I know.

...What's happened?

- Look
- What's happened?

I'm talking right now on
the phone and I'm driving.

So if you don't want to make
some accident or something,

please, don't bother me, right now.

I want to know what's going on, so,

and you never seem to tell me, so
I, what else am I supposed to do?

OK.

Look.

We need to give a lesson to someone.

What do you mean?

I mean we need to give
a lesson to a teacher.

To make him understand how
the food chain is situated.

You need to do what? I'm sorry, I don't understand what you're saying.

Wait and you will see. And
you will record it, no problem.

And why are you so impatient, honey?

You know, I don't want to do
this anymore. I've had enough.

OK, we don't need you
anymore, so go then. That's OK.

Stop the car, please!

I'd like to go.

- Go pack your things
- Perfect!

and go back home and write for dating
sites and coffees and things like that.

- Don't touch me!
- I won't touch you! I even...

Where are you going?

Listen to me. Say bye bye to this fucking
bitch and stay on your seat. Right, junkie?

Can I go?

Fucking bitch!

How good is that the annoying one is gone.

How fucking annoying was she.

Bitch.

She reminds me of these feminists
who fight for the rights of sex dolls.

I'm equally intolerant to everyone.

So she scored zero social justice points.

That's it.

I'm not freaking out. I just don't
want to be a part of this anymore.

Yeah, I know, mate. It's
a weird project, that's for sure.

Yeah, we should be doing something.

Like what?

Like going to the police with the footage.

The police here?!
Mate, are you having a laugh?

Are you serious?

I mean, what we are
doing here can't be legal.

You see everything that's going on.

We are standing around doing nothing while
he does all of these crazy things. It's...

We are accomplices.

Jamie, we are not accomplices. Look at me.
Now think about it. You know what you signed up for.

It's not a wedding, you know. We are not
here shooting a wedding. What do you expect?

If we were shooting Planet Earth would
you go and save the zebra from the lions?

Come on, remember the penguins.

That's ridiculous. Why would you say this?

OK look.

Here's what I think.

Let's just finish this and... it's
our project, you know, we own it.

It's a good opportunity. And...

You know, what we are doing here
is let's say we are exposing him.

When the film gets out he is finished.

You know, this guy thinks he
is invincible, but he is not.

Nothing more to think about.

Is this junkie doing a good job?

Yeah. He is doing
great. No problems at all.

Because I can send him home and find
you another one - soundman - today.

I don't
think it's needed, really.

The choice is yours.

But I can do that, you know.

Look at him.

Right now you are my main man.

Good? Can you handle this responsibility?

- Yep.
- Yep. OK.

I want you to show me
later what you've shot.

I want to see how it looks.

It's a lot!

I know it's a lot.

It better be a lot.

I said I want to see how it looks.

I don't want to watch one
week of footage. Right? Good?

- OK, no problem.
- OK, no problem. Good.

- What is this?
- It's your change.

Give me the half. Keep it,
son. You deserve this part.

Yeah, I know, but...

Yeah, but the schedule went
out the window like a week ago.

What? No, don't worry about
it, we don't need any money.

He is paying for everything.

So far everything seems to be OK.

Yeah, yeah, don't worry.

Oh, God, no.

No, maybe like another week or so.

Well, if anything changes,
I will let you know.

Yeah, OK, OK. Alright, bye.

I have ears everywhere so
now I have some rumours.

So. Come on, cameraman, get down.

Junkie, follow me.

Look out.

Cool, huh?

Do you know how this officer of
the law is completing crosswords?

He draws boxes.

He adds additional boxes so he can
fit the nonsense he comes up with.

There was a mistake! I'm sure.

- What the fuck!?
- What the fuck. Look at him, look at him.

- Come on!
- The naked truth. The producer of shit.

You can eat it.

Thank you.

Welcome.

Hey.

Did you wash your hands?

Boys, what's your sort of role
here? What are you playing?

Well, we are filming a TV
series about money laundering.

Shut the fuck up. Don't listen to him.
He is a junkie. He don't know nothing.

This is a film. This is big cinema.

But we are here for work.

- We've got a new renegade in this town.
- Let's see.

Here you have everything.

You have transcript of the police
report, you have criminal record,

you have employment history, dick pics.

He will write to NGOs and
campaigners. Wow. What a citizen.

Yes. He will be the difference
he wants to see in the future.

Come up with something. Create.

OK, if this guy fancies
himself as a real activist,

let's hit him with a proper conspiracy,
not just throw some gossip around.

OK. Any suggestions? Like what?

Here's my idea. His wife is
fucking an old commie general.

So this bastard is protecting him and also
grooming him for the next city council seat.

Persecution! You are being persecuted!

Yes, very good one.

- Bullying is trendy. I like it.
- Good.

His son is selling drugs in school.

If he survives all that, I'll
just break his fucking knees.

That's a classic.

Oldschool party classic.

Yep, that works, too.

Something to drink?
Give me a whiskey, something?

How about a mojito?

Yeah, good one.

Because this is very authentic.

Now, the cat, we put it
there, back to reality.

Suzie is not coming back, huh?

Very sad.

Look at them!

They live like animals.

This is disgusting.

But this place is good.
Really. Now you'll see.

Boo!

This is my crew.

Sit here, soundman.

And camera guy, on the couch, sit.

Now...

We'll do a small break here, so

enjoy your stay!

What are you doing?

Where are you going?

The blue one.

Thank you. Thank you, my lovely.

Thank you.

You are my everything.

And a little bit more

of everything.

So.

Big things are about to happen.

Get the party started.

So. I make a reservation for tonight.

Because we'll have a

♪ Celebration, come on ♪

Good. Tanko,

Do you remember when I told you

"Watch me become the king".

Now is the time. Now you'll see.

Big things are happening
right now, in front of you.

And you'll witness.

Oh, my God.

High class security.

No shaking, no nothing.
Good luck. Thank you.

Man, we should
have put a mic on him.

Yeah, but maybe they would find it.

I don't know. I reckon we
could have hidden one. That's for sure.

Cameraman, come.

Good, huh?

That was a good flying kick, huh?

You will cut this part.

I will cut his...

Old party apparatus,

ex-informants, secret police,

their offspring,

their bodyguards

treated me like a village fool.

Using condescending tone.

They treat me like I
don't know how it works.

They pretend that I was born yesterday.

Hey, junkie.

Do you know how a project like this works?

No.

Of course you don't.

All you know is

pills

and parties, huh.

That's your understanding of life.

Fucking junkie.

The power plant will not be built.

And there will be a
massive hole in the ground.

Because building a power plant
is not like building a kebab shop.

It takes a few governments to agree.

There are very

complex national security
and geopolitical aspects.

Unions will be involved.

Environmentalists will be involved.

There are risks.

In this case there will be an accident.

Very likely, or I should say
certainly, there will be casualties.

Small explosion with a chemical leak.

So the work on the plant will
start and then it will stop.

And then it will start
again and put on hold.

For re-planning

and it will be reconsidered.

A lot of money will be spent on
consulting, planning, permissions,

negotiations, digging a
massive hole in the ground.

So
- money, money, money.

Credits will be given.

And finally

the bank will go bankrupt.

And there will be a lot of assets for us.

Incidentally, this will be the bank

that handles the social security payment,

that hosts the accounts
of the national telecom,

the judiciary, the police, the
customs, the national lottery,

the national energy companies.

Do you follow?

And they told me to stay away from drugs, from
weapons, from prostitutes, from human trafficking.

So I did.

Do you know...

Do you realise just how
much money I could have made?

So they ask me for propaganda.

So I gave them the best
propaganda. For what?

For treating me like a village fool.

You are fucking with the wrong guy.

You are fucking with the fucking wrong guy.

Because my time is coming

pretty soon.

You will die in my piss.

I promise you this.

I broke a 3,000 dollar
suit with this flying kick.

Just like that, for the film.

I don't care. It's OK.

Good for the film.

Good for me.

This is the legendary fail of my life.

We'll be alright.

We'll be fucking alright.

We'll fuck them real hard.

Big things are about to happen.

The troll farm is working!

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Hello.

Thank you.

I got a call from somebody today.

From who?

A girl from the Taekwondo.

She can kick you in three
places with one kick jump.

♪ She wants to meet ♪

♪ She wants to meet ♪

Vicky and I, we had something

before.

Once we were about to fuck.

We were in her room before one competition.

We were doing things.

And then

the stupid coach came

and dragged me out.

I don't know why I didn't smash his face.

Anyway.

You haven't seen a girl like her.

Back then she was just a girl,

but you could tell that she
was already woman with class.

And she is fucking smart!

Don't even try to pretend that you're
working for a real Hollywood studio.

She will mock you and
you won't even realise.

Vicky!

This is my film crew. We are making a film.

A star is born.

Yes.

I'm working for the people
and I'm working for the town.

I want everything to be perfect.

I want every playground, every park,

everything to be

tip top.

But there is never enough money, you know.

Not enough money. But...

- Thank you, and you can take all this.
- Thank you, sir.

I... I...

forgot

what I was about to tell you.

What is this?

I am waiting for the waiter.

- Come on.
- No

Don't worry. Here they
don't have good steak knives.

- So you brought your own?
- Yes.

My father was in a hospital.

And he was very worried.

He asked one of the nurses to

go feed the kitty, but
nurses are super busy.

- 16-hour shifts, you know.
- I know.

The hospitals are understaffed and it's quite
embarrassing that great people like your dad,

they don't get the attention they deserve.

Yeah.

And, of course, the hospitals'
budgets are set centrally,

- so there's nothing we can do here.
- I understand.

- Sad situation.
- Yeah.

- Do you smoke, Vicky?
- No.

- Welcome back.
- Yeah!

Some fresh air it's really...

Good, good, good, good.

And so. You are still
looking for a job here, huh?

Well, no. Not now.

I want to stay with my
father. I have some savings.

Let's see how it goes.

I want just to inform you.

If you need something whatever,
just tell me. Just, just tell me.

Thank you, Danny. That's so nice of you,
but I really hope it won't be necessary.

But anyways, thank you though.
Really. That's really nice.

Good, good, good, good.

I was thinking what are
your plans for tonight?

Because I saw a really nice
place on my way here and

we can check it out if you want to.

It looked cool, really.

- Nice move.
- Yeah, I know.

Thank you.

- And now...
- What are you doing?

Let's walk. You've been drinking.

- It's OK.
- No.

Come on, don't be lazy. It's really close.

- It's amazing how quiet the streets are.
- Yeah.

So peaceful.

Because people stay at home,

watch TV.

Look out.

And we are making TV.

No! Vicky.

We are making cinema!

Oh! Alright.

No, I'm not joking.

This is it?

- Yeah, have you been?
- No. I don't like it.

Come on, let's try it out.

Look I can really take you
to better places. Let's go.

Come.

I know, Danny. But still, let's
go in for one drink. Come on.

- It's nice, look at it.
- Oh, yes.

If you are a dwarf or elf or I
don't know. What is this place?

It's like a fairy tale.

How are you, my friend?
Good, huh? Everything good.

Nice haircut. Very beautiful.

- Very nice people.
- Yeah.

All together.

Yes. I like that.

Let's sit here. I think this is the
perfect place. Not look at these people.

OK.

If you say so.

What are you doing?

- No waiter?
- Yeah. Relax.

- No menu, no waiter?
- Everything's fine. Just take a deep breath.

Wait. I'm going to take a bottle of vodka.
I'm sure they will have some organic...

Danny, please, relax. I'm going
to get the drinks this time.

- No!
- Stop buying everything. OK? Please.

She's lovely.

What a dumb place, huh?

I think you two love it.
Especially you. Junkie.

It's nice.

Nice, huh?

Good.

Do you like it?

- Ah, yeah. It's very cool.
- Ah, yeah?

- Do you think you can live here?
- I mean, I think I could, if I had to.

OK. So now go and park my car
somewhere here around the corner.

Leave your leave your things.

OK. He is going, don't worry.

- Don't touch anything!
- Yeah, don't worry about it.

Yeah, I'm not worried,
of course I'm not worried.

Here is for the cameraman.

No, no, no, no. They are not drinking.

Where did Jamie go?

Shitting.

What?

Because he could not hold it anymore.

Can I have one of yours, huh? Don't worry.

I just brought yours. Here.

- You like it?
- No.

You know, Danny, I'm very proud
of you and very happy for you.

You are an intelligent guy.

You could do whatever you want to.

You can work on Wall Street or whatever.

But instead of that you've decided
to stay and fix the things in here.

And we are very privileged.

We have clean water, homes,
education, food, no wars.

It would be very sad if I live my life

- looking after my own...
- Ass.

- You didn't like that but you drank it.
- I like it.

Yeah? I'm going to get another one.

- Are you OK?
- Sorry. Yes, I'm fine.

- Oh, my goodness!
- Thank you.

- You saved my life.
- No, you scared me!

Look at that.

Come on. I'll drive you home.

- What? How did this car get here?
- It's a kind of magic, you know. Come on.

No, not again.

No! You've been drinking, you cannot drive.

- We've walked enough for today. Get in.
- No, I mean this! Really.

- Are you serious?
- Yes, I'm serious!

OK. I'm not going to drive.

The junkie will drive. Come
here, Jamie. Give me this.

- He also drank.
- No.

- Yes, he did.
- No. He ate just the pickles.

- Really?
- Show her that you are not drunk.

Do this balance test.

Yes. Touch your nose.

- Ah, you see? He is OK.
- Oh, my god. Alright.

Hey, look, that's our gym
over there. It's still here.

Yeah.

We should go some day,
see how the coach is doing.

He's doing alright.

Danny, where are we going?

Don't worry.

I'm not worried.

I'm just wondering if Jamie
understood where I live. Jamie...

Yeah, he knows! No problem.

He should turn right here. Are you sure?

Yeah.

Danny, I'm...

The evening was really nice. It was
nice seeing you after so many years.

You are special for me, Vicky, you know.

You are very special.

- What? Relax...
- I'm relaxed.

- No, I mean, enjoy the moment...
- Well, I was enjoying it!

What?

Danny!

Keep on driving, sound!

What...

I want to leave the car, Jamie. Stop it!

Oh, we have a wild animal here.

What are you doing?

Danny!

Keep on driving!

Jamie, stop the fucking car!

Come on.

Come, open the door for me. Quickly!

Now!

Shut up.

Don't move!

A wild animal?

What the fuck!

Fucking bitch.

Run, bitch!

Run!

Get in the fucking car, junkie!

Get in the car, I'm driving now.

I like that kind of games.

She also loves it.

Fucking bitch.

I like that kind of games.

She was wet.

She was fucking wet.

I'm in a good mood.

She turned me on.

Yeah.

Are you ready for tonight, junkie?

Cheers.

Soundman, sit.

Hey.

Did you see this fucking fuck
that was sitting over here?

Who?

There was one fucker that was
looking at me very very bad.

Very, very bad.

Fucking fuck.

Lazy,

stupid,

naive,

scared.

That's what they are.

"Die in piss". That's
what I told them, you know.

Because I know their mentality.
I know each one of them.

I know who they are, you know?

You look a little bit
nervous to me, you know.

- You look nervous, why is that?
- nervous.

I cannot hear you!

- Do a line.
- No, thank you.

Because you are stressed out
and you need to be more...

We'll win

Oscars!

We'll win

Nobel Prize.

OK, don't worry, don't
worry. I'm OK. I'm OK.

Like a fish, huh?

It makes me sick

being surrounded by idiots.

They don't know nothing.

Everybody is speaking
the same shit every day.

They own nothing, they have no connections.

What business can I do with them, huh?

Fucking hell,
Jamie, what's happened?

I don't know. Something is not right.

They said they'll
send a doctor. Hang in there.

Did you take anything yesterday?

No, I didn't even drink.

- And have you even slept at all? Look at you.
- Very little.

I've been in bed. I bought a ticket.

When did you start feeling ill?

I started getting cramps and

I'm sweating a lot. I
feel... I am really cold.

I don't know. It just keeps getting worse.

Look, it's
probably all the stress.

Man, I'm telling you something's not OK.

Stress can do this to
you, man. There is a breaking point.

No. no.

It's not that.

Man, we really fucked up.

What do you mean we fucked up?
I mean, what you saying? What did we do?

We are accomplices.

You called for a doctor.

What is the problem, young man?

Fucking hell.

Danny, this is not a joke! Look
at him. is really fucking ill.

Hey, did I ask you anything,
huh? Hold this camera and shut up!

Oh, my goodness!

You are sweating, hm?

- How do you feel?
- Leave me alone!

Do you have any worries?

Maybe this is all from the stress.

Stress can do this to you, huh.

OK, I'll call for a coffee.
I know you like your coffee.

No, I don't like the coffee.

No?

Coffee is coming.

How you like it.

Don't worry. We will
clean this mess for you.

We are here for you.

And you will be here for us.

You are not going anywhere,
are you? Jamie, huh?

Yes.

You have work here, my boy.

So call your mom, call your
boyfriend, call your dealer,

tell them that you will
be back in two-three weeks.

Let's say a month.

That's your coffee.

That's a pretty good service.

No wonder this hotel
is full ten days a week.

Now, open the mouth.

I told you. I don't want any coffee.

On the contrary. I think that's
exactly what you want. For sure.

So. Imagine I'm your boyfriend and
now open the fucking mouth widely.

Come on, come on, come on...

- Mate, Danny, come on...
- Bitch, you're...

Shut up! I'm trying to help him.
Hold this camera and shut the fuck up!

It's not warm, come on.

Hey, bitch, open your
mouth! Don't try to...

I'll spill it on your face and
I'll call for another one, yes.

See?

Why did you have to dramatise that much?

Make such a scene. Squeal like a pig.

Here.

How do you feel, huh?

You feeling better?

Do you?

Do you feel your energy back, huh?

Good, good, good!

I'm giving you this morning off, but
I want you to be ready for one o'clock

because we are going on
a safari with the godson.

Junkie.

What did you put in the coffee?

Personally, I did not put anything.

But I can assure you
that it's just the usual.

Well, I mean the usual in the last

two weeks, ten days, I'm not quite sure.

♪ Brown sugar if you give it to me ♪

What do you mean?

There is no need for this tone.

Don't bite the hand that feeds you.

What do you mean "the last few weeks"?

I mean that I have ears
everywhere, you know,

and I realised you are
one of those fake friends.

- Is that right, cameraman? Huh, answer!
- Yes.

Yes.

You see?

You were unprofessional and harmful.

- Is that right, cameraman?
- Yeah.

You see? Cameraman agrees.

So

let's not dramatise.

We decided it's the best way forward

so... we started to put some
heroin in your coffee, every day.

It's not a big deal. A friend of mine does
it to his dealers when they are not listening.

Actually, it's not that easy to
get addicted through exposure.

You have to be really
weak. And the good news is

that you can fight the chemical hooks

through human connection and you know,
living a rich and fulfilling life.

What? You want to fight?

Bitch, lie down and stay here for a while.

Fucking junkie.

Well.

Now.

What... Why are you doing
this? What are you doing this...

What do you mean?

How can you be like this?

Be a bad guy?

I thought that that was the point.

Otherwise it's not interesting.

Some people wipe out an entire country

and it's OK.

They come and declare

"That's my land now, my oil,
my sea, my gold, everything."

And it's OK, huh?

But it's not OK when I do my business?

And if you think I am the villain

you are the dumbest of the dumb.

That's what you are.

Brainless, privileged trash.

That's what you are.

Stupid, naive, fucking lazy bitch.

Don't try to preach to me, junkie!

Hey, don't shake that camera
because I'll break your nose

and then we start this whole
fucking scene from the beginning!

Understood?

I'm giving you this morning off.

Get ready for one o'clock.

And try not to think about
your heroin addiction.

Hey, junkie, wake up!

I was worried.

You can hold your
microphone for three lives

and still got nothing like this.

Poor fucking junkie.

You and Susan together.

Soundman, go, go, go, go, go! Fast, go!

Put your mic in the ass of the
cow. I want to hear the "Moo".

Go in the field. Run. Run!

Come on, cowboy!

Fast, junkie!

Faster!

Come on, do you want a ride?

There is electricity, yes? In the wire.

Strong men from the street. A
little bit like the mafia, you know.

Today we have a very good
funeral in our village.

Now we are waiting for people.

Police, everything.

You want to make photo with
the... with the dead man?

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