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Hey, Bailey. Have you seen my...

Plaid shirt?

Why would you say that?

A guess.

You're wrong.

I was actually lookin' for this.

You don't know me at all.

Just like I don't know you're gonna drink that coffee and say…

"I forgot the hazelnut creamer."

How'd you know?

One of my best and worst qualities is that I'm observant.

It's how I know any minute Cassidy's gonna come bouncing down those stairs

and joyously announce,

"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm officially un-grounded."

Unbelievable!

What should I do with all my sweet freedom?

You could tell me you've learned your lesson

and you're never gonna lie to me again.

I'm never gonna lie to you again.

Dang. That might be a lie.

Okay, startin' right now, I'm only tellin' the truth.

Hey!

Summer's here.

- I'll start with her! - No!

- Hey. - Hey.

Mornin', y'all. I brought muffins!

One for me,

one for my baby,

and one for Bailey.

I didn't see that one comin'.

And Bailey, I was thinking about you last night and what an excellent job

you are doing taking care of Beau's beautiful children.

Another one I did not see comin'.

And sugar, since you have finally found such a reliable, solid nanny

who you trust with the children,

how about tonight…

Yeah?

…when you come over to my place for dinner…

…you stay for breakfast?

What?

- I'm gonna go. - That's okay, Bailey.

- You can stay. - Nope!

Beau, is this really a conversation we should have in front of the babysitter?

Nope.

Sugar, we've been together over eight months.

Don't you think it's time we had a sleepover?

- Eight months and you haven't slept... - We have!

A lot.

But just not overnight.

And I have been patient.

Real patient.

But baby, I don't understand why you can't leave my place at 11 a.m.

instead of 11 p.m.

It's only a one-letter difference.

Honey, you don't think I want to?

Believe me, I want to.

A lot.

But it's not about what I want. I gotta think about my kids.

- I mean, right, Bailey? - Dang!

Can you…

Can you just please help me explain to Summer

how hard it is for kids who have lost their mama to wake up in the morning

and not see their daddy in his bed?

- So I'll sleep over here. - Or a woman who's not their mama in it?

Baby, I… I know it is not easy.

I mean, so not easy.

But they're just not ready.

Well, sugar, when you put it that way, I do understand.

We are in two different places.

I am ready to move forward in this relationship,

and you are ready to not move an inch.

Therefore, I am gonna move forward out that door,

and if I have made a wrong assumption, you will stop me.

What?

Nobody said anything.

Okay, then.

Goodbye, Beau.

She'll be back in a minute.

I did not see that one comin'.

What just happened?

Everything was going so good. Why does she wanna rock the boat?

I don't think she has a problem with the boat rockin',

she just wants the boat to dock overnight.

You don't think I wanna dock overnight?

But I'm the captain. I gotta think about my crew.

Well, you also gotta think about your first mate,

'cause it sounds like Summer's cravin' the dockin' more than the rockin'.

You know.

The cuddling, the talkin' all night, the wakin' up the next morning together.

I wanna do all that. That's the second-best part.

But, Bailey, the kids…

They're just not ready.

Well, how do you know? Have you tried talkin' to them yet?

Are you seriously suggesting that I have a conversation

about spendin' the night

- at my girlfriend's with my... - Um…

Hey!

Hey!

What… What are you fellas doin' here?

We live here.

Yeah, of course you do.

You know… You know, I am so happy that you do.

You could always be together and talk, like me and Bailey just were.

You didn't hear what we were talkin' about?

Honestly, I haven't heard anything since Tuck told me Lorraine's cousin

wants to go on a date with me.

Thank the Lord.

Well, you don't have to be that relieved, Daddy.

It's not like I've never been on a date.

You haven't.

- Not according to my Instagram. - Well, that fake news ends tonight.

Guess who's goin' on a double date with me and Lorraine?

Honey! I am so happy for ya.

Okay. Startin' to get a complex.

What's goin' on?

Brody has a date.

- Finally! - Finally!

Does anybody follow me on Instagram?

Well, look at that. Everyone's movin' forward.

Tuck's movin' forward by helpin' his brother after the whole "Jo" thing,

and Brody's movin' forward by openin' himself up to someone new

after the whole "Jo" thing.

Anybody wanna talk about how they'd like to move forward?

I'm movin' forward to the other room to help put away this laundry.

With you.

What's with you?

Beau, you are clearly havin' issues with this sleepover issue.

I'm thinkin' it's not your kids' issue, it's yours.

No. It used to be my issue, but I... I worked through it, okay?

Now my issue is I don't want the children to hate me.

- Why would they hate... - Shhh!

Because… I don't want them to feel like I'm cheatin' on their mama.

You've been datin' Summer for eight months.

Datin', not coming home from Summer's. It's different.

Now, this issue is closed.

Okay.

I get it. I'm done.

Almost.

Beau, I want you to be happy. I know the kids want you to be happy.

That's why I think if you talk to them honestly, speak from your heart,

they'll understand.

Okay?

I've said my piece. Now I'm done.

- You're not done. - Nope. Beau,

the kids could never hate you.

I mean, I've never seen a more devoted dad

who protects and sacrifices and loves his kids more than you do.

And Summer likes you.

And I like her.

I know you think I'm right.

Actually…

…you just may be.

I didn't see that one comin'.

Okay, everybody sit. Your daddy wants to talk to y'all about something important.

No.

Is he cancelin' our Netflix?

Chloe, don't even put that out there.

Where is he? I got to pump the old biceps before my date tonight.

No worries, bro.

Lorraine showed her your picture, and she still wants to go on a date with ya.

That's amazin'! Wait, did you Photoshop it at all?

- At all. - I can't believe that you...

I look good.

Hey, y'all.

It's Daddy!

Daddy, can you please hurry?

I got 45 minutes to look like my fake picture.

Done. Faster's better.

Okay. So, kids, you know how much I love you, right?

Why are you sweatin', Daddy?

From all the warmth of this family sittin' before me.

I just love y'all so much.

We love you, too, Daddy. Tick-tock.

Speaking of growing,

we all need to grow. That's what life's about.

The circle of life, the wheel of fortune. It's the leap of faith. It's the...

Lion King! Daddy, what are you tryin' to tell us?

Yeah, Daddy. What are you tryin' to tell us?

That I love them.

And your mama.

You know how much I love your mama and I always will. Right?

So, having said that, well, tonight…

after lots of thought…

lots of thought, I…

I decided that I was just gonna spend the night out.

I mean, that is, you know, the whole night…

I was going to, sleep over…

in Montgomery, Alabama where I'm gonna bid on a new stud.

That's it! Okay.

Bye, y'all.

Whoa, whoa, whoa…

You're goin' to buy a new stud

and that's why you needed to let us know how much you loved Mama?

Yes.

You know, because…

you know, your mama loved studs.

Which is how you're all here.

Anyway, look, I'll be back first thing in the mornin',

so if you need me, I'm just a phone call away.

- Where are you staying? - At a hotel.

- Which one? - The one by the stud farm.

- What's it called? - The stud farm?

The hotel.

Ramada.

That… That's the name of the hotel.

Bailey has all the information. She booked it.

Okay, then. Bye, Daddy.

Hey, this doesn't just happen.

Yo, hold up, boys.

- I'm gonna need you to cancel your dates. - No way!

I just don't feel right with you goin' out while I'm out of town.

I'd sleep better knowin' you're here with your siblings.

Daddy, perhaps you're not comprehendin' what's goin' on here.

I have a date. And no one's payin' her. No one's payin' her, right?

It's okay, Daddy, we get it. It's your first time sleepin' away in two years.

If it makes you feel more comfortable, we won't go out tonight.

Thank you, boys.

- You're the one who said to move forward. - I didn't tell you to lie!

It's not a lie unless the truth comes out. So, don't let it come out.

Are you cryin'?

No.

I'm too sad to cry.

Well, cowboy up, 'cause our dates are comin'.

But you just promised Daddy...

I promised we wouldn't go out with our dates.

I didn't promise they wouldn't come in.

You lied to Daddy?

I love you!

Yee-haw! Come on!

I gotta say, bro, you look almost as good as your fake picture.

I am feelin' kinda pretty.

Now for the finishing touch.

A splash of Daddy's cologne.

It's called Husk.

That sounds studly.

I need that.

I noticed how much Summer loved it on Daddy, so I put some on one night

and Lorraine went crazy.

I want Lorraine's cousin to go crazy. Pour it all over me!

Dude, if she can smell it from another room,

she's got no motive to move in close to get a whiff.

You're like a genius.

Not "like a."

- That's weird. - What's weird?

Never mind. I don't wanna know what's weird in Daddy's medicine cabinet.

The Husk is gone. I mean, Daddy always keeps it right here on the second shelf.

Maybe he took it with him.

To a horse farm?

Okay, no way. He only wears it when he's with Sum...

So,

here I am.

Yep, here you are.

And stayin' clear through till breakfast.

Y-You are stayin' through till breakfast, right?

I got my toothbrush.

And that's all you'll need.

This is so crazy!

Beau, feel my heart.

It's beating a mile a minute.

Just like it did the first time I saw you walk into my bank.

It's a good thing you didn't ask me to feel it then. You would've been fired.

How about some bubbly?

I want to toast the kids.

My kids?

Of course your kids.

Obviously, they gave you the okay to spend the night out.

Yep. They were okay with me spendin' the night out.

- Bailey, what's wrong? Are the kids okay? - No!

Cassidy's onto you. She doesn't know where you are or what you're doin',

but she knows you've been lyin', because, and I quote, "When Daddy's lyin',

he always gets a sweat mustache, and he never sweats.

He always looks perfect."

- Cassidy said that? - Last part might've been me.

Your lie is unraveling. You need to come home!

Well, that is not an option for me right now, Bailey.

And I am payin' you time and a half tonight,

so hopefully you can handle it.

I can't! But I'll still take the time and a half for what you're puttin' me through.

Bailey, unless somebody's bleedin' or somethin's on fire...

- You mean like your pants? - What?

You know, "Liar, liar, pants on fire."

Excuse me. Sorry.

Bailey,

you were the one who got me into this, and now I am in it.

And I love it.

And do you remember all the times I was understanding when you screwed up?

It's my turn!

Okay.

Sounds good. All right, Bailey. Thank you for callin'. Okay, good night.

Bye-bye.

Sorry about that.

So…

…where were we, baby?

Um, let's see. I think we were right around

here.

Good.

So, every time Pinocchio lied, his nose grew?

Yep.

You know what's even worse than Pinocchio lyin'?

What?

Askin' his nanny to lie for him.

I mean, she's not a liar. She's never lied in her life.

You know the kind of anxiety this is causin' that lyin' puppet's nanny?

Can we read Cinderella?

You know what's weird, Bailey? I just tried to call Daddy's hotel,

and there's no Beau Haywood at the Ramada in Montgomery.

- You know why? - Nope.

'Cause there's no Ramada in Montgomery.

What?

I know you and Daddy are hiding somethin'.

And I'm gonna find out what it is.

Ooh! Comin'!

Hey!

Have you checked Daddy's trash cans?

They're filled with clues.

That's brilliant.

Don't thank me. Thank Scooby-Doo.

Please tell me you're not Lorraine and Lorraine's cousin.

Nope, I'm Lorraine!

She's Lorraine's cousin.

Tuck!

- Hey, Tuck. - Hey, Lorraine.

Hey, Lorraine's cousin. I'm Brody. Listen, about my picture...

You're even cuter in person!

Never mind.

Would y'all excuse us for a second?

She's so pretty!

I am certain I heard you promise your daddy

you wouldn't go out with the girls tonight.

That's why we brought 'em in!

It was Tuck's idea.

So, you lied to your daddy?

He lied to us first.

What does that mean?

Dad's not at a stud farm. He's spendin' the night at Summer's.

What?

Well, that is…

completely new information to me.

And, if true, which I cannot confirm…

don't you dare tell Cassidy.

Don't worry. We can keep a secret if you can.

What's that supp...

Are you blackmailin' me?

That's… That's exactly what he's doin'.

You do realize who's in charge here?

Thank you… Thank you very much.

- Wow, that was spot-on, Brody! - Is there anything you can't do?

I can't believe this is happenin'. Thank you, Daddy!

- I don't get it. - Of course you don't get it.

Why? You think I'm dumb?

No, no, no! There's just no way you'd know, 'cause...

You better clean this up. She is real sensitive about bein' dumb.

The reason he thanked Daddy is 'cause if Daddy didn't lie to us tonight

and say he was sleeping out of town instead of at his girlfriend's...

Then I wouldn't have a new girlfriend! I mean, not "girlfriend."

"Girl friend." Friend who is a girl. Tuck!

You've reached Beau. Leave a message.

The boys know. Cassidy's closing in. I'm about to break. Come home!

- I don't believe him. - Don't believe who?

- Where did you come from? - Who are you talkin' to?

Um…

He pizza guy. He's still not pickin' up.

It's dinnertime.

- Maybe they're gettin' busy. - They're gettin' busy, all right.

- Why don't you try to text your order? - He won't answer my texts either.

- So try another pizza place. - That's not the point.

If he hadn't put me in this position none of this would've been happenin'.

You realize you sound crazy right now?

- A little bit. - What did I tell you, Dylan?

- I'm hungry. - I made you dinner. It's in the oven.

- So why are you tryin' to order pizza? - Why are you asking me so many questions?

Hey, we're ordering pizza. Y'all want some?

What's goin' on here?

You… You told your daddy you weren't goin' on those dates.

Why are you on those dates?

Do you really want us to tell you why, Bailey?

I don't know. And I don't know what I know anymore. I don't know anymore!

Well, here's what I know.

Daddy had a sweat mustache,

there is no Ramada in Montgomery,

and you two look like you're hidin' something.

- Wish we could help. We know nothin'. - Nothing!

Hello? You just said your daddy's hidin',

that he's sleepin' over at his girlfriend's house!

Who's dumb now?

So, cheese or pepperoni?

Daddy's at Summer's?

Okay, boys. I think it's time you thanked Lorraine

and Not-Lorraine for a lovely evening and said good night.

No!

It's all right. I got an early flight to Atlanta tomorrow.

She flies back to Atlanta tomorrow morning!

Safe travels! Text him.

It's over.

Just like that.

- My night, my life. It's all over. - Would you stop with the drama?

You've known her three minutes. I was in a relationship for nine years.

You don't see me walkin' around mopin'… today.

Cassidy!

She went to Summer's.

Summer's? How's she gonna get to Summer's?

Well, we got horses, four-wheelers, bikes. She could hitchhike.

Everybody in the truck, now!

Maybe we should stay here in case she comes back.

Or in case you invite Lorraine and Not-Lorraine back?

Her name is Sue-Anne.

- And she is the love of my life. - Luanne.

- Luanne! - ¡Ándale!

Sugar.

Yeah, baby?

I hope you're prepared,

cause I'm fixin' to slip into my "something more comfortable" attire.

Now I'm prepared.

All right, Bailey. Who's on fire?

Seriously? It is one little white lie. How hard can it be to...

What are you doing here?

What are y'all doing here?

Seems the boys went to your bathroom and saw your cologne was missing,

- and put two and two together. - Why'd you let 'em go through my stuff?

What?

I think you can lose the phones.

- Where's Cassidy? - What? She's not here?

- What? - Comin' through!

Because she's here! How did you get here?

Same way you did.

I knew you'd follow me, so I sent the text and hid in the back of the truck.

Nice. Seems like you got Daddy's lyin' genes.

Speakin' of, I can't believe you lied to us.

- Honey, I know it may look that way... - 'Cause it is that way.

Why would you tell your brothers and sisters about this?

- We didn't. - Lorraine and Not-Lorraine did.

You went on your dates after you promised...

Technically, they came in.

It was Tuck's idea.

Daddy, don't look at me like that. You lied to us first.

- I begged you to be honest. - And I told you the kids weren't ready.

All right, sugar.

Prepare to be…

dazzled.

Lord love a duck.

- She looks... - Cold.

I knew comin' here tonight was a mistake.

Excuse me?

No. No, no. no.

Don't lie to me.

Get in line.

You told me the kids would understand if I came here.

No, I said if you told them you were coming here, they'd understand.

You told me they were okay with you stayin' the night here.

Well, I told you they were okay with me spendin' the night out.

He's pathological.

You grounded me for two weeks for lyin'.

How could you turn around and lie to us?

Honestly...

That'd be a refreshing change.

I was…

afraid.

Of what?

That me stayin' here overnight

might make you feel like I was disrespecting your mama's memory.

So you lied to us first.

I think we established that, Tuck.

Just tryin' to get the timeline straight.

I am so sorry, honey.

I should've been honest with y'all from the start.

Yeah, you should've.

I hate that you lied, Daddy.

But what hurts the most

is you didn't think we were mature enough to handle this.

We love you, Daddy, and we just want you to be happy.

Look at my baby girl growin' up right before my eyes.

And if stayin' here overnight with Summer makes you happy, you go right ahead.

Even though the Bible says it's a sin to have relations before marriage.

What?

You know what, sugar?

Cassidy has a point.

People really should get married before havin' relations.

What?

Whoo!

Nighty-night, y'all.

I did not see that one comin'.

Sugar?