Original subtitles

BRRR!

HA HA HA!

HO HO HO! KIDDIES!

JUST YOUR OLD PAL, THE CRYPT KEEPER,

HAVING A LITTLE HOLIDAY FUN.

WHY ELSE WOULD I BE IN THIS GET-UP,

UNLESS THERE WAS A "CLAUS" IN MY CONTRACT?

HA HA HA HA HA HA!

IN FACT, I'VE GOT SOME CHRISTMAS GOOSE FOR YOU.

GOOSE BUMPS, THAT IS.

YES, INDEED.

A LITTLE TERROR TALE CHOCK-FULL OF HOLIDAY FEAR.

I MEAN CHEER, OF COURSE.

SO...

GET A GANDER OF A YULETIDE YELP-YARN

THAT GOES A LITTLE SOMETHING LIKE THIS.

"'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS,

AND ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE..."

♪ CHESTNUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE ♪

♪ JACK FROST NIPPING AT YOUR NOSE ♪

♪ YULETIDE CAROLS BEING SUNG BY A CHOIR ♪

♪ AND FOLKS DRESSED UP LIKE ESKIMOS ♪

♪ EVERYBODY KNOWS A TURKEY AND SOME MISTLETOE ♪

♪ HELP TO MAKE THE SEASON BRIGHT ♪

♪ TINY TOTS WITH THEIR EYES ALL AGLOW ♪

♪ WILL FIND IT HARD TO SLEEP TONIGHT ♪

♪ THEY KNOW THAT SANTA'S ON HIS WAY ♪

♪ HE'S LOADED LOTS OF TOYS AND GOODIES ON HIS SLEIGH ♪

♪ AND EVERY MOTHER'S CHILD IS GONNA SPY ♪

♪ TO SEE IF REINDEER REALLY KNOW HOW TO FLY ♪

♪ AND SO I'M OFFERING THIS SIMPLE PHRASE ♪

♪ TO KIDS FROM 1 TO 92 ♪

♪ ALTHOUGH IT'S BEEN SAID MANY TIMES, MANY WAYS ♪

♪ MERRY CHRISTMAS... ♪

"GOD BLESS US, EVERYONE."

RIGHT.

SOMETHING NEEDS TO BE DONE ABOUT THAT FIRE.

HAVE YOU GOT THE POKER?

YES.

WELL, LET ME HAVE IT.

WHAT DID YOU SAY?

WHAT ARE YOU, DEAF?

I SAID, LET ME HAVE IT.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, YOU SON OF A BITCH!

AAH!

MOMMY?

CARRIE.

MOMMY, WHERE IS HE? DID HE BRING ME STUFF YET?

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE

IN BED, YOUNG LADY.

BUT HE'S HERE. I SAW HIM.

WHO? SANTA CLAUS.

OH, COME ON, NOW.

BUT I SAW HIM. HE WAS OUTSIDE.

GOOD NIGHT, JOSEPH.

COME ON, NOW.

HOW COME JOSEPH DIDN'T SAY GOOD NIGHT TO ME?

HE'S ASLEEP, SWEETHEART,

LIKE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE.

BUT WHEN SANTA COMES, HE'LL WAKE JOSEPH UP.

HONEY, I DON'T THINK EVEN SANTA

COULD WAKE UP YOUR STEPFATHER.

NOW YOU GET TO SLEEP, YOUNG LADY,

OR THE BIG GUY WON'T COME AT ALL.

I CAN'T SLEEP. IT'S TOO HOT.

SEE, YOU'RE EVEN SWEATING.

WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, THEN.

I'LL OPEN THIS WINDOW FOR YOU,

BUT JUST A LITTLE BIT, OK?

THE ONE THING YOU DIDN'T ASK FOR

FOR CHRISTMAS, YOUNG LADY, WAS A COLD.

WHAT DID YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS, MOMMY?

I ALREADY GOT IT, SWEETHEART.

I ALREADY GOT IT.

[RINGING]

HEY, IT'S THE VIC MONSTER.

I'M OUT PARTYING.

LEAVE YOUR NAME, NUMBER, AND MEASUREMENTS.

DARLING, IT'S ELIZABETH.

I KNOW YOU TOLD ME NOT TO CALL,

BUT I JUST HAD TO TELL YOU.

IT'S DONE. I DID IT.

IT'S ALL OURS-- THE MONEY, EVERYTHING.

WE'RE FREE.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, DARLING.

♪ WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS ♪

♪ WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS ♪

♪ AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR ♪

♪ NOW BRING US SOME FIGGY PUDDING ♪

♪ NOW BRING US SOME FIGGY PUDDING ♪

♪ NOW BRING US SOME FIGGY PUDDING ♪

♪ AND BRING SOME RIGHT HERE ♪

♪ WE WON'T GO UNTIL WE GET SOME ♪

♪ WE WON'T GO UNTIL WE GET SOME ♪

♪ WE WON'T GO UNTIL WE GET SOME ♪

♪ SO BRING SOME RIGHT HERE ♪

♪ WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS ♪

♪ WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS... ♪

AND A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.

♪ ...HAPPY NEW YEAR ♪

♪ JOY TO THE WORLD ♪

♪ THE LORD IS COME ♪

♪ LET EARTH RECEIVE HER KING... ♪

OH...

OH, JESUS, JOSEPH.

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I ASKED YOU TO LOSE SOME WEIGHT?

OH...

[THUMP]

♪ HE RULES THE WORLD WITH TRUTH AND GRACE ♪

♪ AND MAKES THE NATIONS PROVE ♪

♪ THE GLORIES OF HIS... ♪

[THUMP]

OH.

♪ ...AND WONDERS OF HIS LOVE ♪

♪ AND WONDERS, WONDERS OF HIS LOVE! ♪

COME ON, JOSEPH.

WE'LL CONTINUE OUR MUSIC FOR CHRISTMAS EVE

AFTER KET NEWS ON THE HOUR.

NOW HERE'S TRACY DONAHUE WITH THE HEADLINES.

POLICE AND SHERIFFS DEPARTMENTS

IN THE GAINES COUNTY AREA

HAVE ISSUED AN ALL-POINTS BULLETIN THIS EVENING

FOR A MALE CAUCASIAN

REPORTED TO HAVE BRUTALLY MURDERED FOUR WOMEN

IN THE PLEASANTVILLE AREA.

COUNTY AUTHORITIES SAY THAT THE MAN,

A PATIENT AT THE PLEASANTVILLE INSTITUTE

FOR THE CRIMINALLY INSANE,

ESCAPED EARLIER THIS EVENING

AND SHOULD BE CONSIDERED EXTREMELY DANGEROUS.

OFFICIALS CONFIRM THAT THE SUSPECT

IS A HEAVYSET MAN IN HIS LATE 40s

AND IS REPORTED TO BE WEARING A SANTA CLAUS SUIT

STOLEN FROM THE HOME OF ONE OF HIS VICTIMS.

ALL CITIZENS IN THE PLEASANTVILLE-GAINES AREA

ARE ADVISED TO REMAIN IN THEIR HOMES

UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

THROUGHOUT THIS EMERGENCY ALERT SITUATION.

[SLAM]

A FEW SIT-UPS...

A TRIP TO THE GYM ONCE IN A WHILE.

IT WOULDN'T HAVE KILLED YOU.

UH...

OH.

[SPLASH]

HOW ABOUT A NICE, COLD PLUNGE, JOSEPH?

UGH!

UH!

OH!

[COUGHS]

NOW YOU'RE DEAD.

[JINGLING]

WHO'S THERE?

HELLO?

[JINGLING]

[JINGLING]

AAH!

HEH HEH HEH!

OH!

AAH!

UGH!

NO! NO!

NO!

AAH!

UH!

AAH!

NO!

AAH! AAH!

NO! NO!

NO! NO!

AAH!

AAH!

AAH!

NO!

OPERATOR.

OPERATOR, OPERATOR! GET ME THE POLICE!

YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME! YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME!

GIVE ME YOUR LOCATION, MA'AM.

MY LOCATION? IT'S--

IT'S...

Operator: HELLO?

HELLO?

[HANGS UP]

[JINGLING]

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

AAH!

[RING]

[RING]

AAH!

HEH HEH HEH!

HEH HEH HEH!

AAH!

OH, GOD, NO! AAH! AAH!

AAH!

AAH!

AAH!

UUUGH...

OHH...

UH!

[COUGHS]

[RING]

[RING]

HELLO?

UH, MRS. KAMEN?

YES.

MRS. KAMEN, THIS IS SERGEANT FELDSTEIN

AT THE PLEASANTVILLE POLICE STATION.

WE'RE CALLING EVERYONE

IN YOUR IMMEDIATE VICINITY

ABOUT THE INDIVIDUAL WHO ESCAPED

FROM THE MENTAL HOSPITAL TONIGHT.

HUH?

HAVE YOU HEARD ANYTHING ABOUT IT

ON THE NEWS OR-- NO.

WELL, MA'AM,

HE'S KILLED A COUPLE OF PEOPLE.

WE HAVE REPORTS HE'S WEARING

AN OLD SANTA CLAUS SUIT,

AND WE'RE SENDING DEPUTIES

TO ALL THE HOMES IN YOUR AREA

JUST TO CHECK UP.

YOU'RE SENDING THE POLICE HERE?

YES, MA'AM. HERE?

THAT'S RIGHT, MA'AM.

THERE SHOULD BE A MAN IN YOUR AREA

IN ABOUT 20 MINUTES.

20 MINUTES? YES, MA'AM.

UH...WELL, OK.

WELL, IS THERE, UH... IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE

I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT THIS INDIVIDUAL?

NOT REALLY, MA'AM.

HE'S APPARENTLY USED AN AX

TO KILL HIS VICTIMS.

I DON'T MEAN TO ALARM YOU,

BUT, WELL, FOR YOUR PROTECTION,

WE DO SUGGEST YOU LOCK YOUR HOME

AND REMAIN INDOORS

UNTIL THE DEPUTY ARRIVES.

YES.

OH, I WILL.

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU.

OK.

DON'T PANIC.

DON'T PANIC.

DON'T PANIC.

OH, NO, OFFICER.

I DIDN'T KILL HIM.

SANTA DID IT!

DIDN'T YOU, SANTA?

DIDN'T YOU?

UGH!

[THUMP]

SANTA!

YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.

[JINGLING]

[JINGLING]

[KEYS JINGLE]

THAT'S IT, JOSEPH.

UH!

DAMN!

[RINGING]

OPERATOR.

THE KILLER! THE KILLER IS HERE!

PLEASE GET ME THE POLICE!

I KNOCKED HIM OUT.

HE'S HERE! YOU'VE GOT TO HURRY!

HE'S THERE?

YES! YES! HE KILLED MY HUSBAND!

GIVE ME YOUR LOCATION.

MY LOCATION? IT--

HELLO?

HELLO?

MA'AM?

HE'S GOT AN AX!

HE'S GOT AN AX, AND HE'S OUTSIDE!

OH, GOD, PLEASE HURRY!

MA'AM, PLEASE CALM DOWN.

TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE.

12 LOWRIE LANE.

PLEASE! YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME! HURRY!

STAY ON THE LINE.

DO YOU HAVE A WEAPON IN THE HOUSE,

ANYTHING YOU CAN PROTECT YOURSELF WITH?

JOSEPH'S GUN.

AH! OH!

OH, MY GOD!

CARRIE'S WINDOW.

NO!

CARRIE! CARRIE!

CARRIE! DON'T OPEN IT!

I KNEW YOU WERE HERE, SANTA.

COME ON UP.

I'VE BEEN WAITING ALL NIGHT!

NO! OHH!

NO!

NO! NO! NO!

WATCH OUT, SANTA.

DON'T SLIP.

PLEASE! PLEASE!

OH!

COME ON, SLOWPOKE. COME ON!

HURRY UP, YOU BIG OLD SANTA.

WHERE ARE MY PRESENTS, SANTA?

HELP ME!

CARRIE! I'M STUCK!

HERE, SANTA. I'LL HELP YOU.

AH!

CARRIE!

CARRIE!

CARRIE!

OH, NO!

Carrie: MOMMY!

CARRIE.

CARRIE.

OH... OH, CARRIE.

THANK GOODNESS.

SEE, MOMMY?

I TOLD YOU SANTA WOULD COME,

AND HE DIDN'T EVEN

HAVE TO COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY.

I LET HIM IN.

NO!

NO!

AAH!

NO!

NO! NO!

NAUGHTY...

OR NICE?

AAH!

AAH!

NO!

NO!

NO!

NO!

NO!

HEH HEH HEH!

WELL, HOW WAS THAT FOR A SCREAM,

BOYS AND GHOULS?

OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT LITTLE CARRIE.

THIS PARTICULAR SANTA PREFERRED OLDER WOMEN.

IN PIECES, THAT IS.

HEH HEH HEH!

WELL, IT JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU--

BE VERY CAREFUL WHAT YOU "AX" FOR CHRISTMAS.

YOU MIGHT JUST GET IT.

HA HA HA HA!

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