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The winner, Akira Shiroyanagi!

I made it through that one.

But there's a lot about this ability I still need to test.

The game's just getting started.

That's the sophist I know.

It all went just as he planned it.

Isn't that right, Akira?

After all, your ability is...

Your

> Mr. Akira Shiroyanagi Your ability is "whatever the other person thinks your ability is."

Whatever the other person thinks your ability is.

In order to use an ability, you had to make your opponent picture it.

But if I just describe an ability off the bat,

an opponent is unlikely to really believe me.

So he had to create circumstances where the opponent would ask about it.

If I leave any room for doubt, I'm finished.

I have only one chance to convince him.

He convinced him it might be a dangerous ability.

And the moment he attacked...

...he spoke the words.

With no time to wonder...

...the image entered his mind.

To concisely...

...effortlessly...

...and precisely...

...put an image into someone's mind!

put an image into someone's mind!

My ability...

Sophist.

The "turn your hand into a cannon" ability!

The "whatever the other person thinks your ability is" ability.

Time Until

Episode 2 "Demon God"

I have to get home.

Don't you have work today, Yuuri?

No shifts today.

Wanna hang out, then?

No money.

Huh? You're working so hard you're even skipping school sometimes!

I'm saving up.

Look! A puppy!

So cute!

And so friendly!

Come pet it with us, Yuuri!

Cheer up, Yuuri!

It just happened to bark, is all.

Just random chance!

Don't talk to me about "it just happened" and "random chance."

I hate "random chance."

Back then, too...

Watching everyone else walk by like they didn't see it...

It just really pissed me off.

I didn't give it a second thought.

But he turned out to be a stalker perv,

and he started following me everywhere...

We meet again, Yuuri!

I've missed you, Yuuri!

Yuuri!

Yuuri!

Yuuri!

It's enough to steal a person's ability to trust anyone.

I'm back.

Yuuri!

There's someone I want you to meet.

Is this the famous daughter?

Isn't he wonderful?

We just happened to meet at a bar.

It felt like destiny, though.

Not again.

I never see women as hot as her there.

The men mom "just happens" to bring home from bars are all the same.

I despise them.

How can you have such a grown-up daughter, Minako?

You've got to be way too young.

Oh, you sweet-talker!

Oh, Yuuri?

He's got a kid, too.

She's a girl, like you.

You'll look after her now and again, won't you?

Hey, what a great idea!

Because her boyfriend "just happened" to have a daughter,

they want me to take care of her?

Give me a break.

I'm so sick of it.

That day, too...

Find your NEW LIFE here!! Leave your housing needs to Satou Real Estate!

Him?!

If I hadn't "just happened" to see him on that building's roof...

Hey! What's wrong with you?!

Incredible...

How did you know I was here?

We really are connected by an invisible thread, Yuuri!

Stop being stupid and get over here, you stalker creep!

I don't give a crap if you kill yourself,

but have the decency to do it somewhere I won't have to care!

I won't go...

If you won't return my feelings, I'd rather die!

Oh, for the love of...

Why is this happening?

Come on! Just take my hand!

I've got better things to be doing, you know!

I knew it...

You can't really abandon me!

It's like that first time we just happened to meet, and you saved me.

Give me a break, you stupid little—

No way.

This can't be—

Time Until

I was half-sure I'd wake up in my old room,

to realize that disgusting lovers' suicide,

and the bizarre woman with the arm cannon,

were all part of some kind of weird dream.

Then I'd just go about my day, and...

I have to get home. Home...

There's not even a doorknob?!

I'm a total freaking prisoner!

Why is this happening to me?

We chose you...

entirely at random.

"Just happened" to choose me, huh?

How funny.

Actually, it's not funny at all!

Give me a break!

You can't lock me up based on random chance!

Let me out! Let me out!

Let me go home!

I really have to... get home.

Isn't she interesting?

A very strong candidate!

What's her ability?

Well, her name is Yuuri Amagake.

Her ability is...

This ability with that personality?

This might be quite interesting indeed.

That's right... I've got one of those ability things too, right?

What in the world?

What does that mean?

How am I supposed to test it?

No freaking way.

Wow...

I wonder...

How very predictable!

Oh, come on!

This stupid ability is totally useless!

I hope she didn't think we'd give her an ability that would let her escape.

This is always how it is for me.

Nothing ever goes my way.

I'm back!

My secret stash is almost to its goal, one million yen.

Almost enough to ditch this place and make a life on my own.

Who's there?

Riria...

Oh, Mom's new boyfriend's kid.

Um... they told me to stay here with you.

Oh, yeah?

When'd they go out?

Dunno. This morning.

This morning?

What did you have for breakfast?

Hey, c'mon. Take it easy there!

Th-Thank you very much.

You've got good manners for such a little kid.

And you're a really good cook.

You think so?

I've been cooking since I was little and all.

I dunno when the old m— when your dad will be back,

so let's get you a bath.

Want to go in together?

I ended up looking after her after all.

What's wrong with me?

Well, they'll break up soon enough.

I can tolerate it until then.

I'm... sorry.

What in the world...

Why does this always happen?

Mama! Mama!

Don't cry!

You still have me!

Of course I do, Yuuri.

I have you.

And because I had you...

Because I just happened to have you with that man...

My entire life was ruined!

The one-on-one pairings are decided.

For so long, I wanted nothing more than to escape that house.

But now...

It was Yuuri, wasn't it?

At first, I cursed my fate, thinking I'd been cast into hell.

But you've given me reason to hope.

I can smell you from here.

That smell tells me...

You're a virgin, aren't you, Yuuri?

Wh-Who the hell is this guy?

Am I right?

I almost didn't believe it,

but they really have given me the most wonderful ability.

> Mr. Kazuto Kiryu Your ability is "The ability to identify the other person's condition by scent."

I just love how teenage girls smell.

I always got a noseful when I was paying for escorts.

Well, how'd I do?

Was my guess right? Or wrong?

Shut the hell up, you old perv!

One step closer, and I'll beat the shit out of you!

Oh, I'm counting on it!

I can't get off without a little show of resistance first!

I told you to stay the hell back!

What a blessing.

You've got amazing balance and reflexes, Yuuri.

Surprising, given all that weight you've got up top.

I love it. Totally my fetish.

I'm really excited now.

Same here.

Blustering

Anxious

Knowing you're the kind of perv who preys on little girls

Loathing

Shaken

means I can beat the shit out of you with a clean conscience.

Gross

Bluster is a lovely shade on you.

Fear

Disgust

Blustering

Gross

Wh-What the hell are you doing?!

There are no laws here.

I can dress however I want!

This guy is a total freaking degenerate...

Dismayed

Shaken

Confused

Gross, gross, gross, gross, gross!

Gotcha now, dearie!

Struggling won't save you.

What a lovely smell.

You're delicious in your terror as well.

Tell me more about yourself.

Let me take control!

Let me... go...

Pain

Disgust

Holding you like this really takes me back... to that day.

You do this kind of thing a lot, mister?

I guess so.

It's kind of rejuvenating, you know?

Did I rejuvenate you, too?

Satou Trading Co.

Oh, absolutely.

This is a pretty big and famous company, huh?

So you're a big wheel there, huh?

Oh... hardly.

Two hundred thousand yen, please.

That's not exactly what we agreed on...

I'm sure you can afford it.

If you don't have it on you,

I can come by your office to pick it up later.

She thinks she can threaten me?

The little brat is threatening me?!

Don't be absurd!

I'm the one in control here!

The trembling wouldn't stop.

The ecstasy of that first time...

I've been addicted to it ever since.

I started working out

so I could "take control" of all the teenage girls I paid for.

When they brought me here, I worried I might not get to do it anymore.

But my first battle just happened to be a teenage girl!

What a marvelous stroke of random chance!

We chose you...

entirely at random.

It just happened to bark is all.

Just random chance!

Like that first time we just happened to meet, and you saved me.

We just happened to meet at a bar.

Because I just happened to have you with that man...

My entire life was ruined!

Riria...

Don't talk to me... about random chance!

All of you people...

How can you be so content

with harming those weaker than you?

What... What the...

If you won't sympathize with our pain, then...

I'll force it on you!

What in the world?

Rage

Hatred

Loathing

Y-You're supposed to fear me!

I'm supposed to be the one in control!

Sh-She disappeared...

Die, you stupid piece of shit!

"Random chance"... and stupid assholes.

I'm so sick of them all!

Demon God Ms. Yuuri Amagake Your ability is "the ability to quintuple your physical abilities."

Ms. Yuuri Amagake.

Your ability is "the ability to quintuple your physical abilities."

Demon God Ms. Yuuri Amagake Your ability is "the ability to quintuple your physical abilities."

I'll bust my way through every act of random chance!

The winner, Yuuri Amagake!

How could she move like that?

That ability...

It should be hard for her to even walk with it at first.

The situational stress made her unleash it instinctively.

Miss Mion was right.

A straightforward disposition and an ability that relies on instinct...

Yuuri Amagake...

Could she be a prodigy?

Riria...

I'll get home.

I'll get home to you, Riria.

And no one's going to stop me!

"I'll use this ability to crush you all."

I keep thinking that,

but they don't seem to react at all,

which suggests their organization can't read my mind.

It's also possible that they can, and they're leaving me at large anyway.

But if they're trying to size me up,

I'll be happy to show them what I'm capable of.

That ability really is amazing.

It can track what another person is thinking,

and make that reality.

I don't feel particularly tired out by it, either.

Where does the power for it come from?

Where do you think?

From lifespan, of course!

The power source is someone's life.

So every time you use an ability,

someone on the other side of Earth dies!

Just kidding!

It's time.

They called that the first program.

Which means it won't all be one-on-one.

What's the next program, then?

Go inside.

You?

I will now explain the second program!

Five-on-five team battles!

The program will commence in two hours!

Team battles?

Demon God Ms. Yuuri Amagake Your ability is "the ability to quintuple your physical abilities."

Mion and Yang's \h\h\hNext Episode Preview

Mion and Yang's Next Episode Preview!

Did you enjoy our second episode?

We'll have lots of battles next episode, too!

Yes! And lots of new abilities on display!

I can't wait!

And Ojamajo Mion's apprentice training continues with a grand adventure!

No adventure!

Are you still on that?

Then she'll use the Cat Breathing training she's learned to destroy the hated Yang!

You will not! Stop it!

And I thought you were the witch!

Well, I didn't have much screen time this episode!

I need a little spotlight!

We'll see you for episode 3!

Cat Breathing!