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Previously on "Wrecked"...
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So, what are you gonna do?
Are you just gonna kill us?
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No, I'm going to break you and watch
you hunt each other to the death.
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We hunt the winner.
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You don't think anyone's gonna
turn on each other, do you?
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Not as long as the Dream
Team stays strong.
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How could you hunt us?
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I'll do anything to get back
to Anthony and the girls.
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You have a family?!
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You know what? I thought
you were a good guy.
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But the real Owen is
a friggin' dirtbag.
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Maybe you shouldn't be with any Owen.
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TODD: Pack is using Jess' soupy brain
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to trick her into having
feelings for him.
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We're no one to each other.
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STEVE: Screw you people.
Every man for himself.
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[BIRDS CHIRPING]
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[ALARM CLOCK BLARES, SHUTS OFF]
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[INHALES SHARPLY]
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It's Hunt Day!
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["MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL"
THEME SONG PLAYS]
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♪
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- [LAUGHTER]
- That is too funny.
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ALL: Ooh!
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Gentlemen, a toast to the
greatest Hunt ever assembled.
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To The Hunt!
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- [CHUCKLES] Cheers!
- Yeah. Cheers!
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Martha.
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[FEEDBACK]
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MARTHA: Welcome... to The Hunt.
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Shall we begin?
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- Synced and corrected by martythecrazy -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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DECLAN: Hello, my beasts.
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Let's talk about the rules of The Hunt.
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The game is simple...
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Be the last one standing and you live.
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We let you go free.
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But there are a few guidelines.
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First, every year, an odd player or two
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tries to attack us or
knock out the power.
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Don't do that.
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[PANTING]
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We've set up pylons
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around all key areas,
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and if you cross them...
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[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]
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we'll kill you.
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[GIGGLES, CLAPS]
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Right, so, uh, second...
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In case you were planning
on avoiding the fray
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and hiding like a
piss-stained, little coward,
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someone must die every six hours.
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If not, we will randomly
select someone...
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- [BEEPS, EXPLOSION]
- [SCREAMS]
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and do it ourselves.
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And one last thing...
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We will be watching and
listening to your every move.
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So do try to be entertaining.
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Right, so, uh, on the
buzzer, we will begin.
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I'll give you a moment to say goodbyes.
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Good luck!
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And remember... have fun out there.
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[BIRDS CHIRPING]
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Hey, Pack, I'm a nice guy,
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so I'ma let you choose which weapon
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you want me to beat you to death with!
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[WHIMPERS] Oh, God.
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I can't believe this
is actually happening.
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Listen, I care deeply about all of you,
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so I'm going to give everyone
a 30-second head start.
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Then... and only then...
Will I begin to murder.
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- It seems only fair.
- Fair?!
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Fair would be telling
someone you're married
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so that they don't stick
their big penis inside you!
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Is that a bat with nails in it?
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Did you say bat? Oh, that's
a great choice, bud.
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I played four years on my
prep school's J.V. team...
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Scottsdale Stangs.
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Let's go, Stangs!
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Let's hit a dinger! Boom!
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Leave him alone, you old creep.
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You're like the same age as me.
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Guys, can we focus, please,
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namely on how we're gonna get out
of this "Hunger Games" knock-off?
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Why don't you do what you do best
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and focus on yourself, okay?
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I'm surprised you've
seen "Hunger Games,"
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- living in a car!
- It's a van!
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Can you fit a refrigerator in a car?
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- I don't know. Can you?
- No!
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You know what?
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- I just want to say you're welcome...
- [HEARTBEAT]
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for all the public-library books
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you burned for heat in a trash fire!
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[HORN BLARES]
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♪
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[PACK SCREAMS]
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Pack, wait!
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30, 29...
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Stuff you, Karen! I'll
give you 30 seconds
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to apologize to me for your infidelity!
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30, 29...
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It wasn't infidelity. 27, 26...
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Of course it was!
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- 28, 27...
- 25...
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- Are you listening? 2...
- 23, 22...
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- 24!
- 20... Hurry up!
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"Van" Diesel, while you were
blabbering on about your domicile,
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we missed our opportunity
to come up with a strategy!
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OWEN: [MUFFLED] Well, I'd
welcome death right now
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if it meant I could
just have a brief break
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from your shriek of a voice!
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[CLEARLY] You sound like a small baby.
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Babies are already small, you idiot.
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[CHAINSAW REVVING]
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What is he doing? Hey,
Danny, what are you doing?
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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Hmm.
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It's just like most of these
guys just kind of ran away.
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- [COUNTING INDISTINCTLY]
- Yeah, and these two Rain Mans
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are just counting at each other.
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Yeah, Declan, this ain't
exactly a barn burner.
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Usually we got four or
five deaths by now.
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- Patience, please, gentlemen.
- [COUNTING CONTINUES]
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This is merely the first act.
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Yeah, well, the first act is
supposed to grab you, you know?
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You still doing that
screenwriting course?
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I am.
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Okay, what do we got here?
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Ah, this is the go.
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[METAL CLANGS]
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That's gone. 3... 2...
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Ah, this is cool.
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- Indiana Jones.
- [WHIP CRACKS]
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Ah, if only it came with a hat. Aah!
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[GROANS]
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Aha! Steve's got a stickie!
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You apologize to me now,
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and I'll make it a quick death!
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Steve, I am sorry.
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[EXHALES SHARPLY]
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Finally. Thank you.
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About your ball sack.
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Ohh! Ugh! Oh, my... my big penis.
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♪
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Over there.
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Inside, quick!
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Into a murder warehouse?!
Do you have a death wish?
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We should climb on some meat
hooks while we're at it.
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[GASPS]
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Inside, quick!
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♪
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♪
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[CHAINSAW WHIRRING]
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♪
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[COUGHING]
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Oh, God.
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[WHISPERING] Go find your own spot.
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There's like a hundred
places to hide in here.
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- [WHISPERING] I don't care.
- I was here first.
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- I don't care.
- This is my crate.
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- Deal with it.
- [GROANS]
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[INDISTINCT ARGUING]
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Oh, my God, fine.
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♪
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Holy shit. He is really
good with those things.
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Why is he doing this? He loves us.
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DANNY: I do love you, Flo.
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That's why you give me no choice.
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Either you two make up right now...
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or I ninja-star to death.
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Danny, what is this, some kind
of bullshit "Parent Trap"?
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Pretty much.
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How are you so good with those things?!
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'Cause I'm a rich child of divorce
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and went to a lot of Samurai camps.
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Is that even a thing?
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When you're rich, everything's a thing!
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I can't believe your
friend is doing this.
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My friend? [SCOFFS] He
is your friend, too.
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You encourage him with all
of your action-movie talk.
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Well, excuse me
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for trying to encourage a little
creativity. It is good for him.
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Oh, everyone knows he's
a big, old Owen's boy.
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Oh, my God.
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Why am I hearing fighting
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when I should be hearing apologizing?!
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Okay, you know what? This is insane.
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Someone needs to be the adult.
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Danny! I'm coming up! We're gonna talk!
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Hey, whoa. Hey. Hey. All
right, now, listen, buddy.
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Now, I know that it can be difficult
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when your friends separate,
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but you got to trust me that this
is what is best for everyone.
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Hey, Danny.
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Hey, put the throwing star down, bud.
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Hey! Buddy, did you hear what I said?
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Knock it off! Hey, D...
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You are about to be in big trouble!
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[SCREAMING] He hit me!
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Oh, my God! He actually hit me!
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- Is this bad? Is this bad?
- Uh-huh. Oh, yeah.
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Does it look gross? Uh-huh.
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- [GROANS]
- That's it!
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Daniel! You have crossed a line!
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♪
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Uh-huh.
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What the shit?!
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- "Scarlet Letter"!
- [GRUNTS]
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- Hester Prynne!
- [GRUNTS]
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[SHOUTS]
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- Save your breath, Steve!
- Why?
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So you won't have to hear the
truth about who you really are?!
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No! You should literally
save your breath!
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Aah!
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It takes oxygen to thrust!
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Oh, I am done thrusting with you!
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♪
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- Ah!
- Ow!
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[GRUNTS]
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Look, I get it.
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- [MEAT FORK THUDS]
- You've got feelings for me.
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What?! How could I after
what you did to Anthony?
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Well, if you don't
have feelings for me,
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then what the hell is this all about?
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[GRUNTS]
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[INDISTINCT ARGUING]
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Wait. Which one of
these guys is Anthony?
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No, no, no. Anthony's
her husband back home.
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Ohh, and Awesome Blossom
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didn't know about him
before they banged?
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- No.
- Shh.
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Jesus, Errol,
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you get off your goddamn
phone for 10 seconds,
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you might be able to
follow some of this.
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Shut up!
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Ready? To have a weapon that
I've only seen in the movies
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pulled from my chest? Sure.
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[INHALES SHARPLY]
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Three, two...
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[GROANS] Son of a...
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Danny, we do not have time for this!
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If you have time to break up,
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then you have time to make up!
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Just ask The Stylistics.
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- Who?
- The Stylistics.
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He loves '70s music.
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I don't expect you to know that
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because you never spend
any time with him.
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Danny, I need you to
listen to me, okay, bud?
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- Us fighting is not your fault.
- Yeah. No shit.
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Danny, can we just get up, please?
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- We are in actual danger here.
- Sure!
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You can come out, as
long as you two admit
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that you still have
feelings for each other.
256
00:10:40,988 --> 00:10:43,179
♪
257
00:10:43,204 --> 00:10:45,408
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
258
00:10:45,433 --> 00:10:47,156
I won't let you hurt Anthony!
259
00:10:47,181 --> 00:10:48,499
[AX WHIPPING]
260
00:10:48,524 --> 00:10:50,599
My husband has nothing to do with us!
261
00:10:50,624 --> 00:10:53,623
- Why do you even care?!
- [DART THUDS]
262
00:10:53,648 --> 00:10:55,241
Don't you get it?!
263
00:10:55,266 --> 00:10:57,101
I was Anthony!
264
00:10:57,821 --> 00:11:00,416
My wife cheated on me!
265
00:11:00,441 --> 00:11:02,676
And she ruined my life!
266
00:11:03,322 --> 00:11:04,855
What?
267
00:11:04,880 --> 00:11:06,754
You never told me that.
268
00:11:06,809 --> 00:11:08,642
Well, it's true.
269
00:11:08,882 --> 00:11:10,815
It's the whole reason I
got on that stupid plane
270
00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:13,442
in the first place... to start over.
271
00:11:13,467 --> 00:11:15,400
And look where that got me.
272
00:11:16,999 --> 00:11:20,467
♪
273
00:11:20,752 --> 00:11:22,470
So, this...
274
00:11:23,010 --> 00:11:26,600
This... is for Anthony.
275
00:11:26,625 --> 00:11:35,420
♪
276
00:11:35,445 --> 00:11:37,082
[AX THUDS]
277
00:11:37,107 --> 00:11:38,708
Oh, shit.
278
00:11:39,537 --> 00:11:40,702
[DART THUDS]
279
00:11:40,727 --> 00:11:43,550
Aah! Aah! Ow!
280
00:11:43,575 --> 00:11:45,305
What the [BLEEP]
281
00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:49,309
♪
282
00:11:49,588 --> 00:11:52,522
FLO: Danny, we want to
show you something.
283
00:11:59,064 --> 00:12:01,236
Florence and I have talked it over,
284
00:12:01,261 --> 00:12:04,996
and we've decided...
to get back together.
285
00:12:05,021 --> 00:12:07,540
- [SOFT MUSIC PLAYS]
- Really?
286
00:12:07,565 --> 00:12:09,034
Yeah. We did.
287
00:12:09,059 --> 00:12:11,827
Um, Florence actually apologized to me.
288
00:12:12,102 --> 00:12:16,814
She said that she realizes
that she has been a huge bitch
289
00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:19,738
and she feels really,
really terrible about it.
290
00:12:19,763 --> 00:12:21,304
Owen apologized, too,
291
00:12:21,329 --> 00:12:24,789
for being a giant asshole
who doesn't pay taxes...
292
00:12:24,814 --> 00:12:29,208
You know, the taxes that pay for
the road his house is parked on.
293
00:12:29,351 --> 00:12:30,947
Owen, you said that?
294
00:12:30,972 --> 00:12:32,575
Yes, I did.
295
00:12:33,456 --> 00:12:35,383
I just really love her.
296
00:12:35,408 --> 00:12:37,581
- That's nice.
- Ow.
297
00:12:37,606 --> 00:12:39,523
That's really nice.
298
00:12:40,152 --> 00:12:41,952
But I'm gonna need you to prove it.
299
00:12:41,977 --> 00:12:45,004
Oh, we're already holding hands!
What more do you want?!
300
00:12:45,794 --> 00:12:48,287
I want you to dance.
301
00:12:48,312 --> 00:12:50,322
Oh, for [BLEEP] sake.
302
00:12:50,347 --> 00:12:53,381
I want you to slow-dance together.
303
00:12:53,454 --> 00:12:56,838
Show me that you care with your bodies!
304
00:12:56,863 --> 00:12:59,591
Danny, there's not even any...
any music playing, man.
305
00:12:59,616 --> 00:13:01,249
You can't dance to nothing.
306
00:13:01,274 --> 00:13:10,068
♪
307
00:13:10,093 --> 00:13:13,794
[HUMS THE STYLISTICS'
"BREAK UP TO MAKE UP"]
308
00:13:13,819 --> 00:13:17,694
♪
309
00:13:17,719 --> 00:13:19,663
[GRUNTING]
310
00:13:19,939 --> 00:13:23,441
I'm sorry you were cheated
on, but this is different.
311
00:13:23,466 --> 00:13:25,877
- Give me a break.
- [GRUNTS] Ohh!
312
00:13:25,902 --> 00:13:27,591
[PANTING]
313
00:13:27,616 --> 00:13:29,831
What I'm trying to say is,
314
00:13:29,856 --> 00:13:32,057
Ant and I have an understanding.
315
00:13:32,082 --> 00:13:35,635
So he'd understand just
a random stud like me
316
00:13:35,660 --> 00:13:37,260
ramming his wife?
317
00:13:37,285 --> 00:13:40,179
- Hunh!
- [GROANS]
318
00:13:40,204 --> 00:13:41,570
Yes!
319
00:13:41,595 --> 00:13:44,749
- We have an open marriage.
- Come on.
320
00:13:44,774 --> 00:13:47,400
Those only exist in fairy tales.
321
00:13:47,425 --> 00:13:49,677
Anthony is my fairy tale.
322
00:13:49,812 --> 00:13:53,556
He told me as long as my
extramarital activity
323
00:13:53,581 --> 00:13:58,226
is purely sexual, it's not infidelity.
324
00:13:59,163 --> 00:14:00,457
Really?
325
00:14:00,482 --> 00:14:03,797
[HUMMING CONTINUES]
326
00:14:03,822 --> 00:14:05,707
You're so handsome, Owen.
327
00:14:05,732 --> 00:14:08,596
Mm. You're also very handsome.
328
00:14:09,238 --> 00:14:11,973
[NO AUDIO]
329
00:14:11,998 --> 00:14:14,782
That's it. Feel the magic.
330
00:14:15,243 --> 00:14:16,609
Florence...
331
00:14:16,634 --> 00:14:19,575
why don't you touch Owen's cool butt?
332
00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:21,635
What?
333
00:14:21,660 --> 00:14:23,760
[SIGHS]
334
00:14:23,785 --> 00:14:28,139
One time I told him I thought
you had a cool butt.
335
00:14:28,164 --> 00:14:30,750
- [BOTH CHUCKLE]
- Okay.
336
00:14:30,775 --> 00:14:32,563
How did that conversation happen?
337
00:14:32,588 --> 00:14:34,138
[CHUCKLES]
338
00:14:34,162 --> 00:14:35,879
[THE STYLISTICS' "BREAK
UP TO MAKE UP" PLAYS]
339
00:14:35,904 --> 00:14:37,935
So he wouldn't mind
if he knew about us?
340
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,496
Nope.
341
00:14:39,521 --> 00:14:42,914
He understands that I have
a massive sexual appetite,
342
00:14:43,260 --> 00:14:45,394
and he just wants me to be happy.
343
00:14:48,100 --> 00:14:53,385
♪ Break up to make up ♪
344
00:14:53,410 --> 00:14:58,111
♪ That's all we do ♪
345
00:15:00,127 --> 00:15:03,161
[BOTH GRUNTING]
346
00:15:03,186 --> 00:15:04,522
Well, this is a first.
347
00:15:04,547 --> 00:15:08,020
- ♪ Break up to make up ♪
- Wait! Are we safe here?
348
00:15:08,045 --> 00:15:11,457
- ♪ That's all we do ♪
- Follow me.
349
00:15:11,482 --> 00:15:12,310
♪ Yeah ♪
350
00:15:12,342 --> 00:15:14,285
♪ First you love me ♪
351
00:15:14,310 --> 00:15:16,486
♪ Then you hate me ♪
352
00:15:16,511 --> 00:15:21,462
♪ That's a game for fools ♪
353
00:15:21,487 --> 00:15:25,119
♪ Wake up to make up ♪
354
00:15:25,144 --> 00:15:26,502
♪ That's all... ♪
355
00:15:26,527 --> 00:15:28,197
That was really lovely, guys.
356
00:15:28,222 --> 00:15:30,389
You...
357
00:15:30,415 --> 00:15:31,877
Bring it in.
358
00:15:31,902 --> 00:15:32,750
Come on.
359
00:15:32,775 --> 00:15:33,893
- Yay
- Aww.
360
00:15:33,918 --> 00:15:35,790
- Dream Team.
- Flo.
361
00:15:35,815 --> 00:15:37,381
- Now!
- Wh... Oh, no!
362
00:15:37,406 --> 00:15:39,230
- What are you doing?!
- Danny, it's for your own good!
363
00:15:39,255 --> 00:15:41,655
You might not get this now,
but we're your friends,
364
00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:44,456
- and we know what's best for you.
- You were faking?
365
00:15:44,481 --> 00:15:46,237
Then what was that whole
slow dance about?
366
00:15:46,262 --> 00:15:47,829
Danny, you made us dance.
367
00:15:47,854 --> 00:15:49,251
We're in the middle of a human hunt.
368
00:15:49,276 --> 00:15:51,443
There is danger around every corner.
369
00:15:51,468 --> 00:15:53,768
I'm gonna snap that dick
right off your body!
370
00:15:53,793 --> 00:15:55,146
- Yeah?!
- Huh?
371
00:15:55,171 --> 00:15:58,172
- STEVE: Ohh! Oh! Why!
- [CLATTERING]
372
00:15:58,197 --> 00:16:00,871
[WHISPERING] They sound like
they're killing each other.
373
00:16:00,896 --> 00:16:01,346
Ohh, yeah!
374
00:16:01,371 --> 00:16:03,687
- Here come the train, bitch!
- All aboard!
375
00:16:03,712 --> 00:16:05,430
[WHISPERING] I don't
think they're fighting.
376
00:16:05,455 --> 00:16:07,688
- Choo-choo!
- Next stop, heaven!
377
00:16:07,713 --> 00:16:10,452
- Ohh, yeah! Thrust!
- Ahh!
378
00:16:14,977 --> 00:16:17,008
[KAREN AND STEVE MOANING]
379
00:16:17,033 --> 00:16:19,647
- God, that's dirty.
- Ohh, you like that?
380
00:16:19,672 --> 00:16:21,368
STEVE: Look at it.
Look how dirty it is.
381
00:16:21,393 --> 00:16:23,905
[WHISPERING] Should we
tell them that we're here?
382
00:16:23,930 --> 00:16:26,966
[WHISPERING] I don't know.
It's been a really long time.
383
00:16:26,991 --> 00:16:29,044
I feel like it would be
weird at this point.
384
00:16:29,069 --> 00:16:31,013
I think we should just let them finish.
385
00:16:31,038 --> 00:16:33,820
- Unh! Dirty!
- Mop this up, you bitch!
386
00:16:33,845 --> 00:16:35,589
- [LAUGHS]
- Ahh!
387
00:16:35,614 --> 00:16:37,650
KAREN: You dirty piece of shit!
388
00:16:37,675 --> 00:16:39,510
- [BOTH MOANING]
- [WHISPERING] Guys, I'm sorry.
389
00:16:39,535 --> 00:16:42,440
- I just...
- Oh, yeah!
390
00:16:42,900 --> 00:16:44,900
I thought if you two got back together
391
00:16:44,925 --> 00:16:46,971
that I could save the Dream Team
392
00:16:46,996 --> 00:16:48,993
and then we could save the others.
393
00:16:49,018 --> 00:16:51,704
- No, it's out. It fell out.
- There's no use surviving
394
00:16:51,729 --> 00:16:53,999
if the Dream Team falls apart.
395
00:16:54,024 --> 00:16:56,005
- Ooh, it's in.
- Yeah, there it is.
396
00:16:56,030 --> 00:16:58,280
- Oh, no. No, it's out again.
- Okay.
397
00:16:58,305 --> 00:16:59,952
STEVE: Should we leave it out?
Is that better?
398
00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:01,885
Hey, listen, bud,
399
00:17:01,910 --> 00:17:04,151
even if Flo and I are not together,
400
00:17:04,176 --> 00:17:06,528
it doesn't mean that we don't
still care about each other.
401
00:17:06,553 --> 00:17:07,885
[MOANING CONTINUES]
402
00:17:07,910 --> 00:17:09,260
No matter what happens,
403
00:17:09,285 --> 00:17:12,136
we will always be the Dream Team.
404
00:17:12,339 --> 00:17:14,451
- All the way in.
- I promise.
405
00:17:14,476 --> 00:17:16,473
- I'm caught. I'm caught.
- Okay?
406
00:17:16,498 --> 00:17:19,032
- Ah! What are you doing?!
- [SNIFFLES]
407
00:17:19,057 --> 00:17:21,075
[CLEARS THROAT] Excuse me.
408
00:17:21,100 --> 00:17:22,499
♪
409
00:17:22,524 --> 00:17:25,134
He and Deborah are going
through a rough patch.
410
00:17:25,159 --> 00:17:27,292
- Oh.
- Yeah.
411
00:17:27,317 --> 00:17:28,611
[MOANING CONTINUES]
412
00:17:28,636 --> 00:17:31,986
STEVE: Ooh, ooh, I'm gonna nut!
Ooh, ooh, I'm nutting!
413
00:17:32,011 --> 00:17:34,404
[THUD]
414
00:17:36,857 --> 00:17:39,942
[CLATTERS]
415
00:17:41,135 --> 00:17:43,326
Someone's here.
416
00:17:43,351 --> 00:17:44,488
What?!
417
00:17:44,513 --> 00:17:46,562
Whoever's here, reveal yourself.
418
00:17:46,587 --> 00:17:48,469
[WHIMPERS]
419
00:17:49,030 --> 00:17:52,204
♪
420
00:17:53,090 --> 00:17:54,364
It's us. It's just us.
421
00:17:54,389 --> 00:17:56,924
[ALL WHOAING]
422
00:17:57,547 --> 00:18:00,163
- Oh, shh. No, what...
- Watch the sharp movements.
423
00:18:00,188 --> 00:18:01,674
- Let's... Whoa. Come on.
- It's... Oh.
424
00:18:01,699 --> 00:18:05,834
[ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
425
00:18:05,859 --> 00:18:08,114
- Lis... Listen, listen!
- [EXHALES SLOWLY]
426
00:18:08,139 --> 00:18:09,881
Okay, calm... Hey,
hey, hey, hey, listen.
427
00:18:09,906 --> 00:18:12,797
We just got here. We
didn't hear anything.
428
00:18:12,822 --> 00:18:15,857
- What is this, an ambush?
- No. We didn't see any bush.
429
00:18:15,882 --> 00:18:17,168
Why are you still wearing socks?
430
00:18:17,193 --> 00:18:19,919
My feet get cold. Don't look at me!
431
00:18:20,695 --> 00:18:23,850
♪
432
00:18:24,105 --> 00:18:25,749
Run!
433
00:18:25,774 --> 00:18:27,360
Where the hell are my pants?!
434
00:18:27,385 --> 00:18:30,695
No time. After them.
435
00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:32,027
How the [BLEEP] did they get up there?
436
00:18:32,052 --> 00:18:35,147
We should split up. She
can't track us all at once.
437
00:18:35,172 --> 00:18:37,320
- Okay.
- Wait!
438
00:18:37,345 --> 00:18:40,193
Who do I go with?
439
00:18:40,218 --> 00:18:42,314
What? Either of us.
440
00:18:42,339 --> 00:18:44,389
Don't make me choose.
441
00:18:44,948 --> 00:18:47,475
♪
442
00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:49,244
Is she behind us?
443
00:18:50,167 --> 00:18:52,700
Yeah! Is she gaining on us?!
444
00:18:52,883 --> 00:18:56,291
[SCREAMING]
445
00:18:56,316 --> 00:18:58,811
[PANTING]
446
00:18:58,836 --> 00:19:00,613
Okay, now, just listen, girl.
447
00:19:00,638 --> 00:19:02,986
- Aah!
- [GRUNTS]
448
00:19:03,011 --> 00:19:04,624
- Holy...
- [GRUNTS]
449
00:19:04,648 --> 00:19:07,144
- Huh?
- [GRUNTS]
450
00:19:07,170 --> 00:19:09,538
What the hell?!
451
00:19:09,563 --> 00:19:10,984
- Danny!
- What the hell?!
452
00:19:11,009 --> 00:19:12,626
- Punch her!
- What the hell?!
453
00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:14,246
[GRUNTS] Huh?
454
00:19:14,271 --> 00:19:15,903
- [BONE CRACKS]
- Aah!
455
00:19:15,928 --> 00:19:16,679
Holy shit!
456
00:19:16,704 --> 00:19:18,223
[GRUNTS]
457
00:19:18,248 --> 00:19:20,942
- This is how you hit a girl!
- [GRUNTS]
458
00:19:20,967 --> 00:19:23,218
Ow! My good titty!
459
00:19:23,243 --> 00:19:25,054
- Ha ha.
- [SHOUTS]
460
00:19:25,079 --> 00:19:27,813
Ah. That's how you hit a girl.
461
00:19:27,838 --> 00:19:29,181
Oh, I hate that I just said.
462
00:19:29,206 --> 00:19:31,322
Oh, my God. That sounded so bad.
463
00:19:32,120 --> 00:19:33,853
Run.
464
00:19:34,180 --> 00:19:38,541
Come on, Karen. You've
had two 10-pound babies.
465
00:19:38,566 --> 00:19:40,744
This pain is nothing.
466
00:19:40,769 --> 00:19:41,987
Oh, hey.
467
00:19:42,012 --> 00:19:44,134
Turns out my pants were in the rafters.
468
00:19:44,159 --> 00:19:45,903
And I found this ax.
469
00:19:45,928 --> 00:19:48,853
- Your pants are on backwards.
- What?
470
00:19:49,157 --> 00:19:51,603
[SIGHS] Why does this keep happening?
471
00:19:51,628 --> 00:19:58,032
♪
472
00:19:58,057 --> 00:20:01,095
Well, well, well.
473
00:20:02,613 --> 00:20:05,292
You got nowhere to run
now, you perverts.
474
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,774
Karen, please.
475
00:20:11,799 --> 00:20:13,356
It's nothing personal.
476
00:20:13,381 --> 00:20:16,066
Here we go.
477
00:20:16,606 --> 00:20:20,208
Wait! There's something
I need to tell you.
478
00:20:20,233 --> 00:20:22,793
- Declan told me that...
- [ALL GASP]
479
00:20:22,841 --> 00:20:29,484
♪
480
00:20:31,915 --> 00:20:34,991
No! No, no, no! Not Steve!
481
00:20:35,016 --> 00:20:36,681
Ohh!
482
00:20:36,706 --> 00:20:39,367
W-Wait. Who was it?!
Who... Who shot him?!
483
00:20:40,401 --> 00:20:42,152
Holy shit.
484
00:20:42,177 --> 00:20:44,905
We don't have a goddamn
camera on this?!
485
00:20:44,930 --> 00:20:47,254
Wait. So, it's a cliffhanger?!
486
00:20:47,453 --> 00:20:51,064
A cliffhanger?! Are you kidding me?!
487
00:20:51,523 --> 00:20:52,960
How?! What?!
488
00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:54,388
- [SCREAMS]
- God damn it!
489
00:20:55,040 --> 00:21:00,134
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