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Ah, for shit's sake, you again?
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Really, you forgot what happened on
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last week's episode?
It was seven days ago.
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Drop the drink and get
yourself to a fucking meeting,
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you loser.
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I'm busting my ass to get
you out of this shit hole.
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My work here's not done.
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I-I need a few more days.
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You don't think I should bail him out?
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If he skips town, you
lose all your money.
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Could be put to better use.
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- How?
- I don't know.
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Invest in another apartment building.
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Buy a caf�, yoga studio.
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Why don't you come stay
with me for a couple of days?
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That'd be cool.
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You spend all your time
hanging out with that
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10-year-old girl.
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She doesn't have anybody else.
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Call DCFS, bro.
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Shit ain't your problem.
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Eighteen dollars? I make fifteen.
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Well, you're a girl.
Way of the world, Jugs
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V, why they got so much energy now?
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Go get it.
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So well-behaved.
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Pre-school.
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What are your plans for
after graduation, Corporal?
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- Sir?
- Cadet lieutenants have
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traditionally gone on
to service academies.
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West Point?
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Get a congressman or
senator's recommendation.
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You really think I could, Sir?
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There's an epidemic at our school.
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Four people have tested positive
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for virulent strains of multiple STDs.
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- I slept with Frank.
- So did I.
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- I slept with Frank.
- Frank.
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Good morning, my day-drinking brethren.
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- How's everyone this morning?
- We were good.
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You smell like actual shit, Frank.
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Uh, rye whiskey, V. Leave the bottle.
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Can't pay with cans, Frank.
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Why not? There's gotta
be 20 bucks in there.
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And that's our recycling.
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I just put those out.
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Right, and now I'm recycling them.
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No.
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Uh, run a tab? For old times' sake?
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Oh, damn, I just peed myself a little.
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Guys, can you spot me?
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We fucking hate you, Frank.
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V.
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Can I have the keg tray?
At least let me drink that.
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You wanna slurp warm, day-old
beer runoff from a keg tray?
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Wow, lowering the bar, Frank.
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- Disgusting, Frank.
- Every day.
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When options are few,
the wise man adapts.
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Fine. One pity beer. One.
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You tight on cash, huh, Frank?
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Tighter than a Mormon virgin.
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I know how you can
make some quick dough,
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if you're interested.
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I don't do blowies anymore, Hughie.
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This lady's paying five bucks
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for every "Ruiz for Congress"
sign you steal from a yard.
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You bring the signs over to the alley
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behind Wyman's headquarters,
she gives you cash.
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For stolen signs? What's the catch?
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Just get paid to steal.
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All right, thanks.
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What's with the uniform, GI Joe?
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I thought you were off for the summer.
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Yeah, aren't you
supposed to be "at rest"?
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At ease. And there is no ease
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for a soldier who's West Point bound.
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Debs, can you pass me the milk?
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Debs.
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Eighty cents.
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That's how much women make
on the dollar compared to men.
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And if you're a woman
of color, 65 cents.
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This is a sexist shit
nugget of a country.
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- Don't you forget that.
- Oh, Debs!
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Thank God you're not
working. Hey, I need a favor.
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I gotta take V to this
nursery school tour.
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Can you watch the
girls for like an hour?
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They can't come. Thanks.
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Why are you speaking to me?
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- 'Cause you're Debbie.
- No.
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Why are you speaking to
the only woman in the room,
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Kevin Ball?
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Why is childcare a woman's job?
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Let me tell you why.
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Did you know that the
average American man
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works about 17.5 hours a
week doing unpaid home labor?
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Cooking, cleaning. While women, however,
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spend about 28.4 hours a week.
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Now, considering the fact
that the average American
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makes $26.82 an hour,
that's $40,000 a year
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that women are not getting paid
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to cook, clean, and wipe baby asses.
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So you can't do it?
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Come on, Franny, let's
oppose patriarchal oppression.
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Yeah!
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Lip, just an hour, man. Please.
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- No.
- Just one hour.
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I can't. I would. I gotta
head to a meeting before work.
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- I'm sorry.
- Carl! My man.
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Yeah, sorry, I got a parley
with a superior at 0900.
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I can do it. I don't have school.
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Amazing! Thank you so much.
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Here's their diaper bag.
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Who are you, again?
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This is Xan, she's staying
with us for a while.
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Are you sure? I mean,
that's really nice of you.
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- You're paying, right?
- Bless you, Xanadu.
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- You're good? Sure?
- Yeah.
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- All right.
- I gotta get going.
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- Yeah, me too.
- Yeah, Lip,
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I'm already late for school. Take me?
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Yeah, I got you.
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Oh, Hi!
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There you go, Bud. Hey,
Xan, text me, all right?
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- Yeah.
- Okay.
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Mm.
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Hey. You know Max Whitford?
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The guy from the bus benches?
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Yeah, he's the number one
commercial real estate agent
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in Chicago.
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So says bench boy.
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He sold Miles that place
over on 26th street. Why?
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I got a meeting with him today.
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I'm gonna start looking
at commercial properties.
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Ian's bail money is
burning a hole in my pocket,
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so I'm gonna spend my equity
on buying another property.
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Commercial real estate?
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Yeah, you were the one
who told me to invest.
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I meant maybe buy another
building, some apartments.
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Those things are mini-malls.
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And mini-malls are out of my league?
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Max Whitford's just gonna
try and fuck you, trust me.
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Well, I can handle
men trying to fuck me.
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I've been doing that since I was nine.
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Commercial real estate
carries more risk.
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I did pretty great
flipping that laundromat.
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I just don't think it's for you.
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Who's it for then?
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It's for people who
were born on third base
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and think they hit a triple.
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Oh, so I have to be an
un-fuckable trust fund baby
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to get anywhere in life,
that's what you're saying?
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You know what? Forget it.
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Don't worry about it.
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I turned a profit on not
one, but two properties.
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I know you did.
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- And you'll do great.
- Mm-hmm.
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So what are you guys in for?
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Stole a first grader's Black Amex.
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Didn't share my breakfast sushi.
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Cool.
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Liam, come in, please.
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Are you familiar with the saying
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"sins of the father"?
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Think I've heard it at home.
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Your father made a lot
of Hopkins parents very...
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unhappy, and where there's unhappiness,
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there's often anger and retribution.
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The Committee for
Diversity and Advancement
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who fund your scholarship,
they have made some demands
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and, well,
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we've loved having you here, son.
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Why are you speaking in past tense?
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We see this as an opportunity for you.
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With the step up that we have given you,
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you can soar now, little bird.
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I'm getting kicked out?
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Yeah.
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Are you lost, honey?
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Cadet Lieutenant Carl Gallagher.
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I'm here to see
Congressman Ubberman, ma'am.
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Why?
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I seek the honor of his
recommendation for West Point.
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Are you a constituent?
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Ma'am?
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You live around here?
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Okay, sweetheart, I'll
tell you how this works.
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First, you set up an appointment,
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and the first avail we
have is in nine weeks.
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And you come back with your
transcripts and your vitae...
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My what?
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Your athletic and your
academic achievements.
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You know, publications, awards,
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and your exceptional record
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of your volunteer
work in this community.
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Volunteer work?
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You have to work for free
to get into West Point?
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Thought you just had to
wanna kill some towel heads.
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The 100 hours of community service I did
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after juvie count?
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Court-ordered?
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No.
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Here is a list of our
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accredited volunteer organizations.
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Maybe start there.
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Any of them pay?
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When we speak of marriage,
what do we speak of?
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Well, you could turn to the Bible,
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see what they have to say.
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We could try Ephesians 5:25.
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"For a man shall love his wife
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the way Christ loved the church.
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He gave up his life for her."
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But that's not very
applicable to us, is it?
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Well, when I see these
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beautiful couples
standing before me today,
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living under the terms of
our newly-negotiated deal,
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one of mutual consent
and reduced aggression,
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I see a true union, a union
that defies categorization.
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So, Bob and Hobart,
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Sameer and EJ,
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Gary and Turkish,
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do you come to this courtyard today
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purely to exchange vows?
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I do.
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Let's start with you, Bob and Hobart.
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Gallagher.
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You made bail.
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- What?
- You're out of here.
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No, there's been a mistake, all right?
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I'm in the middle of vows.
My work here is not done.
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- I am not leaving.
- Move it, come on, come on.
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- No.
- Don't touch Father Gallagher!
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We protect him.
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Let him finish!
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I don't wanna go!
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So wait, are they married or not?
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Say they're married, Gallagher.
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By the power vested in me
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and the great state of Illinois...
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Crazy.
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Girls are still doing that
screechy dog thing, huh?
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Whee.
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Look, Zehra, it's Gemma and Amy.
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Oh, I think she's still
a little afraid of them.
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You their new sitter?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, baby, we can do the slide.
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Nice to meet you.
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What're you doing with my wallet?
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Are you stealing from me?
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Uh, n... no.
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Hey! Give me my wallet back!
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What the hell are you
doing? You can't just leave
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the girls here.
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What do you think you're doing?
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No, these are, uh, defective.
258
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The signs are defective, and,
uh, they've ordered a recall,
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the FDA. The ink
260
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was, um, choking hazard,
261
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so they're going to be returned.
262
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That's my sign, asshole!
263
00:12:41,665 --> 00:12:43,425
No, I... I'm gonna bring them back.
264
00:12:43,428 --> 00:12:45,413
- Yeah, sure, you will.
- I'll return them.
265
00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:50,204
So, how old are your princesses?
266
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Uh, four years old.
267
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Well, our program has
thrice been awarded
268
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the Stamp of Excellence
by Good Parenting magazine.
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Follow me this way.
270
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Holy shit, are those bunnies real?
271
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Oui, oui.
272
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Each child gets his or
her own bunny at Beaucoup.
273
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We try to surround the
children with soft textures,
274
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like in the womb.
275
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Oh. Wombs are soft.
276
00:13:20,748 --> 00:13:22,705
Very good, Clover.
277
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I think you are a future surgeon too.
278
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I'm proud of you.
279
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Mandarin Immersion today.
280
00:13:34,456 --> 00:13:36,454
So what do you think?
281
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This is where I wanna go when I die.
282
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Here is our applications packet
283
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with beaucoup info about Beaucoup.
284
00:13:44,957 --> 00:13:46,485
What's this, uh, number here?
285
00:13:46,488 --> 00:13:48,454
Is that a year in the future?
286
00:13:48,456 --> 00:13:50,621
No, that's our tuition.
287
00:13:50,623 --> 00:13:52,413
- For a year?
- For the month.
288
00:13:52,415 --> 00:13:53,872
For a month?
289
00:13:53,874 --> 00:13:56,038
Uh, that's three times our mortgage.
290
00:13:56,040 --> 00:13:58,782
Oh, dear. Yes, these numbers can seem
291
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a little bit high,
292
00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:03,830
but it's pretty standard in Chicago.
293
00:14:03,832 --> 00:14:05,454
Are there scholarships?
294
00:14:05,456 --> 00:14:07,163
Not at Beaucoup.
295
00:14:07,165 --> 00:14:09,246
Why don't I recommend you somewhere
296
00:14:09,248 --> 00:14:12,204
that's a little more budget-friendly.
297
00:14:12,206 --> 00:14:14,082
Okay?
298
00:14:24,498 --> 00:14:27,872
Hello, everyone! My
name is Debbie Gallagher,
299
00:14:27,874 --> 00:14:30,246
and I am a proud welder with a vagina,
300
00:14:30,248 --> 00:14:33,288
and I will stand for
the wage gap no longer.
301
00:14:33,290 --> 00:14:35,980
I am here to look for
strong, independent women
302
00:14:35,983 --> 00:14:38,288
who will stand up with me and say no.
303
00:14:38,290 --> 00:14:39,829
We need equal pay.
304
00:14:39,832 --> 00:14:41,872
We need to unite, ladies.
305
00:14:41,874 --> 00:14:44,128
We need to stick together, ladies.
306
00:14:44,131 --> 00:14:45,964
We...
307
00:14:45,967 --> 00:14:48,954
Uh, excuse me, sir, where
are all the female employees?
308
00:14:48,957 --> 00:14:50,863
Buying pantsuits.
309
00:14:50,866 --> 00:14:52,822
- At the women's march.
- Sewing pussy hats.
310
00:14:52,824 --> 00:14:53,767
Leanin' in!
311
00:14:53,770 --> 00:14:55,371
I wish they'd lean over.
312
00:14:55,373 --> 00:14:57,538
Nice, nice, misogynistic dick.
313
00:15:00,248 --> 00:15:03,371
All right, um,
314
00:15:03,373 --> 00:15:06,167
so my name's Jason,
315
00:15:06,170 --> 00:15:09,913
and... I'm an alcoholic and an addict.
316
00:15:09,915 --> 00:15:11,558
- Hey, Jason.
- Hi, Jason.
317
00:15:11,561 --> 00:15:13,267
Sorry for having a kid with me.
318
00:15:13,270 --> 00:15:16,122
I didn't have anywhere else to take her.
319
00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:18,621
Her mom got busted six days ago.
320
00:15:18,623 --> 00:15:20,538
And I keep trying to
take her to a shelter,
321
00:15:20,540 --> 00:15:22,836
but shelters don't
let men with babies in,
322
00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:24,830
so,
323
00:15:24,832 --> 00:15:27,246
a lot of hard nights in the car.
324
00:15:27,248 --> 00:15:30,122
Uh, I was sober four days last week.
325
00:15:30,124 --> 00:15:32,997
Blew it two days ago. Blacked out.
326
00:15:32,999 --> 00:15:34,871
Woke up to her screaming.
327
00:15:36,707 --> 00:15:39,705
What I really want is a fucking hit.
328
00:15:39,707 --> 00:15:41,788
But I came here, so...
329
00:15:41,790 --> 00:15:43,413
Thanks for sharing, Jason.
330
00:15:43,415 --> 00:15:45,996
Anyone else?
331
00:15:45,999 --> 00:15:49,122
Okay, that's our time for today.
332
00:15:49,125 --> 00:15:51,047
All right, see ya.
333
00:15:52,456 --> 00:15:55,371
Wanna hit Patsy's for pie before work?
334
00:15:55,373 --> 00:15:57,163
It's kind of early for pie, no?
335
00:15:57,165 --> 00:15:58,997
It's never too early.
336
00:15:58,999 --> 00:16:00,538
Besides, they have breakfast pie.
337
00:16:00,540 --> 00:16:01,820
It's called "apple."
338
00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:07,580
Hey, uh, thanks for your share, man.
339
00:16:07,582 --> 00:16:09,496
Was it okay?
340
00:16:09,498 --> 00:16:12,204
I... I mean, it's weird
telling everybody your shit.
341
00:16:12,206 --> 00:16:14,997
Yeah, no, you did good.
Just, uh, keep coming back.
342
00:16:14,999 --> 00:16:17,663
Hey, actually, can I ask you something?
343
00:16:17,665 --> 00:16:19,454
Uh, sure, yeah, yeah, yeah.
344
00:16:19,456 --> 00:16:22,038
I don't know how this
is supposed to go. I...
345
00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:25,371
Feels like I'm asking you
out on a date or something.
346
00:16:25,373 --> 00:16:26,997
I need a sponsor.
347
00:16:26,999 --> 00:16:28,830
Wondering if you...
348
00:16:28,832 --> 00:16:30,313
You'd be up to sponsoring me.
349
00:16:30,316 --> 00:16:32,038
Me?
350
00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:35,038
No, man, I'm... I'm the last
guy you'd want to sponsor you.
351
00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:36,652
But, uh,
352
00:16:36,655 --> 00:16:38,538
you know, maybe ask Marshall.
353
00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:39,946
The guy with the walker?
354
00:16:39,949 --> 00:16:41,496
Yeah.
355
00:16:41,498 --> 00:16:44,830
I need somebody born after 1990.
356
00:16:44,832 --> 00:16:47,621
I mean, these people are
all fucking dinosaurs.
357
00:16:47,623 --> 00:16:48,830
No offense.
358
00:16:48,832 --> 00:16:51,329
None taken, shithead.
359
00:16:51,331 --> 00:16:55,371
I feel like I could talk to you.
360
00:16:55,373 --> 00:16:57,248
Yeah, let me think about it, all right?
361
00:17:08,665 --> 00:17:10,705
What?
362
00:17:10,707 --> 00:17:12,605
Let me think about it?
363
00:17:14,874 --> 00:17:18,204
It's unity, service, and recovery, man.
364
00:17:18,206 --> 00:17:20,872
Service. That guy needs you.
365
00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:22,375
I got enough people that need me.
366
00:17:22,378 --> 00:17:24,050
Boo-hoo-hoo.
367
00:17:24,053 --> 00:17:25,997
You're loved and in demand.
368
00:17:27,082 --> 00:17:28,955
Excuse me.
369
00:17:28,957 --> 00:17:30,415
Hello?
370
00:17:31,665 --> 00:17:32,790
Yeah.
371
00:17:35,331 --> 00:17:37,246
Shit, okay. Yeah, I'll be right there.
372
00:17:37,248 --> 00:17:39,790
All right. Yeah, I'll catch you later!
373
00:17:42,503 --> 00:17:44,371
So Congressman Ubberman's office
374
00:17:44,373 --> 00:17:46,913
sent you over? Where's that form?
375
00:17:46,915 --> 00:17:48,496
Oh.
376
00:17:48,498 --> 00:17:50,580
Couple of routine questions.
377
00:17:50,582 --> 00:17:52,454
Why do you wanna be a mentor?
378
00:17:52,456 --> 00:17:54,746
I don't.
379
00:17:54,748 --> 00:17:57,360
Then, why are you here?
380
00:17:57,363 --> 00:18:00,705
I have to volunteer somewhere.
381
00:18:00,707 --> 00:18:04,660
What academic subjects could
you tutor your mentee in?
382
00:18:06,331 --> 00:18:08,288
None.
383
00:18:08,290 --> 00:18:09,746
Special skills?
384
00:18:09,748 --> 00:18:11,246
Steady hand with a knife, ma'am.
385
00:18:11,248 --> 00:18:13,386
Like to cut things and watch 'em bleed.
386
00:18:16,540 --> 00:18:19,066
I think I might know a place for you,
387
00:18:19,069 --> 00:18:21,913
and... I guarantee you
388
00:18:21,915 --> 00:18:25,621
they are in desperate
need of volunteers.
389
00:18:25,623 --> 00:18:27,165
Here.
390
00:18:29,165 --> 00:18:31,830
Soothing Horizon?
391
00:18:31,832 --> 00:18:33,705
Sounds like a nail salon?
392
00:18:33,707 --> 00:18:35,415
It's not.
393
00:18:38,957 --> 00:18:41,913
Hi, I'm here, but I'm
not here. I'm super late.
394
00:18:41,915 --> 00:18:43,955
- I just need shoes.
- Okay.
395
00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:50,454
Hey, whose shit is this in my closet?
396
00:18:50,456 --> 00:18:52,666
Mine.
397
00:18:52,669 --> 00:18:54,830
What'd you do with that box of shoes?
398
00:18:54,832 --> 00:18:57,413
I need those red heels for my meeting.
399
00:18:58,841 --> 00:19:00,690
Oh, yeah, Gallaghers, that's great,
400
00:19:00,693 --> 00:19:04,955
just ram 'em under the stairs
under some wet, moldy towels.
401
00:19:04,957 --> 00:19:06,832
Thank you very much.
402
00:19:08,373 --> 00:19:10,122
Why aren't you in school?
403
00:19:10,124 --> 00:19:12,538
I got expelled.
404
00:19:12,540 --> 00:19:13,621
Why?
405
00:19:13,623 --> 00:19:15,204
Frank.
406
00:19:15,206 --> 00:19:16,955
What did he do?
407
00:19:16,957 --> 00:19:18,663
All the moms.
408
00:19:18,665 --> 00:19:21,329
He gave them venereal diseases.
409
00:19:21,331 --> 00:19:23,304
And they kicked you out?
410
00:19:29,957 --> 00:19:31,997
Get in my car now. Come on.
411
00:19:31,999 --> 00:19:35,788
- Ugh, okay.
- Come on.
412
00:19:48,898 --> 00:19:50,163
- Oh.
- Hey.
413
00:19:50,165 --> 00:19:52,038
Sorry, just surprised.
414
00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:54,254
We don't see a lot of
your type collecting signs.
415
00:19:54,257 --> 00:19:55,788
How many you got there?
416
00:19:55,790 --> 00:19:58,218
Twenty-two.
417
00:19:58,221 --> 00:20:01,371
Nice gig you got here, fencing signs.
418
00:20:01,373 --> 00:20:03,075
I'm the campaign manager.
419
00:20:03,078 --> 00:20:04,580
Jesus.
420
00:20:04,582 --> 00:20:06,715
How do I become a campaign manager?
421
00:20:06,718 --> 00:20:08,757
Hard to break in. Lot of hustle.
422
00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:11,958
Took me a decade of policy
law, and an MBA from Yale.
423
00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:13,580
Here you go.
424
00:20:13,582 --> 00:20:17,038
One ten, plus an extra ten
bucks for your discretion.
425
00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:19,997
I could be a lot more discreet for 20.
426
00:20:19,999 --> 00:20:21,955
It's the going rate for nondisclosure
427
00:20:21,957 --> 00:20:23,746
on the South Side.
428
00:20:23,748 --> 00:20:25,246
Okay. Here.
429
00:20:25,248 --> 00:20:26,663
Thanks again.
430
00:20:26,665 --> 00:20:28,929
Well, wait, what
blocks still have signs?
431
00:20:28,932 --> 00:20:30,913
I could have another
50 by end of business.
432
00:20:30,915 --> 00:20:34,122
Oh, we'd rather give the
work to the diversity hires.
433
00:20:34,124 --> 00:20:35,906
You understand.
434
00:20:35,909 --> 00:20:37,200
Vote Wyman!
435
00:20:47,679 --> 00:20:50,913
Yo, Kev, I'm so sorry, man.
Hey, you girls all right?
436
00:20:50,915 --> 00:20:52,137
They're all right.
437
00:20:52,140 --> 00:20:53,500
Hi, hey, ma'am.
438
00:20:53,503 --> 00:20:55,459
Are you the one responsible
for that little hood rat
439
00:20:55,461 --> 00:20:56,580
who stole my wallet?
440
00:20:56,582 --> 00:20:58,359
Yeah, look, I... I'm
so sorry about that.
441
00:20:58,362 --> 00:21:00,235
Um, how much did she take?
I... I can pay you back.
442
00:21:00,237 --> 00:21:01,694
She took the whole damn wallet.
443
00:21:01,697 --> 00:21:04,537
Eighty bucks, my ID, my credit cards.
444
00:21:04,540 --> 00:21:06,204
Okay, all right, we
can take care of that.
445
00:21:06,206 --> 00:21:09,955
Uh, here you go, there's 80,
and, uh, I'll find it for you.
446
00:21:09,957 --> 00:21:10,853
I'll get it back to you, all right?
447
00:21:10,855 --> 00:21:14,395
I promise. Um...
448
00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:17,371
Hey, did you see which way
the... the girl went or...
449
00:21:17,373 --> 00:21:19,122
Not my problem. Tell that girl
450
00:21:19,124 --> 00:21:21,999
if I see her in the park
again, I'm calling the cops.
451
00:21:25,455 --> 00:21:27,287
What about Briar Lane Academy?
452
00:21:27,290 --> 00:21:29,742
- Mm, where's that one?
- Skokie.
453
00:21:29,745 --> 00:21:31,743
How're you gonna get up there every day?
454
00:21:31,746 --> 00:21:34,000
Those schools are for kids
with nannies and drivers.
455
00:21:34,003 --> 00:21:36,145
You gotta find a school
way closer to home.
456
00:21:36,148 --> 00:21:37,705
Or just go to Dyett.
457
00:21:37,707 --> 00:21:39,437
I can't go to public school.
458
00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:41,580
- Why not?
- Hopkins made me soft.
459
00:21:41,582 --> 00:21:44,007
I have manners now. I eat pat�.
460
00:21:44,010 --> 00:21:46,080
I put apricot oil on my cuticles.
461
00:21:46,082 --> 00:21:47,859
Well, there's three
weeks of school left,
462
00:21:47,862 --> 00:21:50,443
and you gotta go somewhere.
463
00:21:50,446 --> 00:21:52,387
Max Whitford says he's gonna be late.
464
00:21:52,390 --> 00:21:53,830
Classic power move.
465
00:21:53,832 --> 00:21:57,080
Can't we just see if Briar
Lane Academy has a spot?
466
00:21:57,082 --> 00:21:59,371
Maybe they provide transportation?
467
00:21:59,373 --> 00:22:01,707
Fine, here, put the number in.
468
00:22:05,165 --> 00:22:06,538
Admissions.
469
00:22:06,540 --> 00:22:08,496
Hi, there, I was calling to see
470
00:22:08,498 --> 00:22:10,329
whether you might have room in your...
471
00:22:10,331 --> 00:22:13,163
Ethnicity of the student?
472
00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:14,601
Black.
473
00:22:14,604 --> 00:22:16,163
Sorry, we already have one.
474
00:22:16,165 --> 00:22:18,080
One what?
475
00:22:18,082 --> 00:22:19,830
Black student. Thanks for calling.
476
00:22:22,707 --> 00:22:25,496
Sorry.
477
00:22:25,498 --> 00:22:27,538
I'll take you over to
public school tomorrow.
478
00:22:27,540 --> 00:22:30,538
But today I have to
impress this Whitford guy.
479
00:22:30,540 --> 00:22:32,621
Real estate agents always
have something better
480
00:22:32,623 --> 00:22:34,580
than whatever it is they're showing you.
481
00:22:34,582 --> 00:22:37,288
You just have to convince them
that you deserve to see it.
482
00:22:37,290 --> 00:22:39,329
He's also got fiduciary duty.
483
00:22:39,331 --> 00:22:42,204
We covered that in Ethics.
And if you wanna impress him,
484
00:22:42,206 --> 00:22:44,746
use the word "artisanal" a lot.
485
00:22:44,748 --> 00:22:46,621
It's how fancy people say good.
486
00:22:46,623 --> 00:22:48,955
Artisanal cheese. Artisanal soap.
487
00:22:48,957 --> 00:22:50,543
Wow, where did you learn all this?
488
00:22:50,546 --> 00:22:52,580
Artisanal private school.
489
00:22:52,582 --> 00:22:54,371
Artisanal.
490
00:23:00,999 --> 00:23:02,746
Can I help you, sir?
491
00:23:02,748 --> 00:23:05,554
Yeah, I... I need to speak
to the campaign manager.
492
00:23:05,557 --> 00:23:07,621
It's a... it's a matter of some urgency.
493
00:23:07,623 --> 00:23:10,621
He's at a fundraiser, but I'm
the operations manager, Diego.
494
00:23:10,623 --> 00:23:12,746
All right, Operations Manager Diego,
495
00:23:12,748 --> 00:23:15,454
are you aware there are
two whole city blocks
496
00:23:15,456 --> 00:23:17,204
with no Ruiz signs on them?
497
00:23:17,206 --> 00:23:18,812
Oh, I know, it's a problem.
498
00:23:18,815 --> 00:23:20,788
Crooked Eleanor Wyman
pays the homeless to do it.
499
00:23:20,790 --> 00:23:22,830
- I mean, it's deplorable.
- It's despicable.
500
00:23:22,832 --> 00:23:24,437
She's evil.
501
00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:28,288
Well, luckily, I have, uh, some
experience in erecting signs.
502
00:23:28,290 --> 00:23:30,454
Maybe I could go around
and replace them for you.
503
00:23:30,456 --> 00:23:31,913
- What do you guys pay?
- Five bucks a sign.
504
00:23:31,915 --> 00:23:33,830
But, um, we try to hire local people.
505
00:23:33,832 --> 00:23:37,531
Hey, I'm as local as they
come. South Side, born and bred.
506
00:23:37,534 --> 00:23:39,663
Uh, local Hispanic people.
507
00:23:39,665 --> 00:23:42,129
I am Hispanic. Frank Rodriguez.
508
00:23:42,132 --> 00:23:43,329
- Rodriguez?
- Yeah.
509
00:23:43,331 --> 00:23:45,872
My dad was, uh, Irish, but, uh,
510
00:23:45,874 --> 00:23:47,679
mamacita was Mexican.
511
00:23:47,682 --> 00:23:49,663
I'm a big, fat chimichanga.
512
00:23:49,665 --> 00:23:51,955
Hey, I'm gonna take 22 of these.
513
00:23:51,957 --> 00:23:53,711
Do you guys pay in advance?
514
00:23:53,714 --> 00:23:55,496
You're gonna have to meet
us at the debate afterwards
515
00:23:55,498 --> 00:23:57,137
to get paid. That's where Alejandro,
516
00:23:57,140 --> 00:23:58,663
the campaign manager, is.
517
00:23:58,665 --> 00:24:01,163
All righty, then.
518
00:24:01,165 --> 00:24:02,746
Got it.
519
00:24:02,748 --> 00:24:04,684
- Go Wyman!
- You mean Ruiz.
520
00:24:04,687 --> 00:24:06,080
What?
521
00:24:06,082 --> 00:24:07,496
Go Ruiz.
522
00:24:07,498 --> 00:24:09,872
Right. Arriba, arriba.
523
00:24:17,623 --> 00:24:19,454
Ian.
524
00:24:19,456 --> 00:24:21,122
Ian, oh, my God.
525
00:24:23,582 --> 00:24:26,748
Oh, my God.
526
00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:30,398
Oh, my God, can you believe it?
527
00:24:30,401 --> 00:24:32,538
We raised every dime ourselves.
528
00:24:32,540 --> 00:24:34,705
- We?
- Your disciples.
529
00:24:34,707 --> 00:24:36,913
We crowdsourced your
bail to get you out.
530
00:24:36,915 --> 00:24:38,110
I wasn't really done in there, though.
531
00:24:38,112 --> 00:24:39,167
Those guys need me.
532
00:24:39,170 --> 00:24:41,830
Oh, my God, so much
exciting stuff has happened.
533
00:24:41,832 --> 00:24:43,913
We have sponsorship now.
534
00:24:43,915 --> 00:24:47,276
We're in 45 states,
1 mil strong on Insta.
535
00:24:47,279 --> 00:24:49,663
We're getting some of
those conversion facilities
536
00:24:49,665 --> 00:24:51,580
closed down. Got money
537
00:24:51,582 --> 00:24:53,621
and pro bono lawyers working on it.
538
00:24:53,623 --> 00:24:56,538
Got you a defense attorney.
539
00:24:56,540 --> 00:24:58,875
Okay, I'm sorry, I'm talking so fast.
540
00:24:58,878 --> 00:25:00,538
I'm just...
541
00:25:00,540 --> 00:25:01,957
I'm really happy to see you.
542
00:25:04,748 --> 00:25:07,997
You ready to face your public?
543
00:25:07,999 --> 00:25:09,580
Come on.
544
00:25:09,582 --> 00:25:11,206
Come on!
545
00:25:11,209 --> 00:25:14,037
They've been waiting for hours.
546
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:16,703
Here he is. Gay Jesus!
547
00:25:27,165 --> 00:25:30,242
My name is Debbie Gallagher
and I am a welder with a vagina,
548
00:25:30,245 --> 00:25:32,329
and I am here to stand up to patriarchy!
549
00:25:32,331 --> 00:25:35,329
I am looking for any and
all female employees...
550
00:25:35,332 --> 00:25:37,133
- Show us your pussy!
- To stand up with me,
551
00:25:37,135 --> 00:25:38,221
and say no!
552
00:25:38,224 --> 00:25:39,854
We need to stick together, ladies.
553
00:25:39,857 --> 00:25:41,580
- Sup, double Ds?
- We will not be silent!
554
00:25:41,582 --> 00:25:44,371
Ow, you fucking dickhead.
You almost hit my kid.
555
00:25:44,373 --> 00:25:46,651
'Ey, 'ey, 'ey, yo, lady, you gotta go.
556
00:25:46,654 --> 00:25:49,031
- You distracting my men.
- They're a bunch of pig fucks.
557
00:25:49,034 --> 00:25:50,518
We see boobs!
558
00:25:50,521 --> 00:25:52,163
I am not leaving until I get to speak
559
00:25:52,165 --> 00:25:53,468
to one of your female employees.
560
00:25:53,471 --> 00:25:54,471
There aren't any.
561
00:25:54,474 --> 00:25:56,078
You don't have one female employee?
562
00:25:56,081 --> 00:25:58,705
No.
563
00:25:58,707 --> 00:26:00,621
So get your smelly cunt out of here.
564
00:26:07,498 --> 00:26:10,454
Yeah, well, I just
think it's a little tacky
565
00:26:10,456 --> 00:26:12,995
to be doing business
at a funeral, David.
566
00:26:12,998 --> 00:26:14,997
All right, well, you
can tell him to come back
567
00:26:14,999 --> 00:26:16,953
with 740 firm or he can go fuck himself.
568
00:26:16,956 --> 00:26:18,580
Right.
569
00:26:18,582 --> 00:26:21,698
Sorry about that, I'm
just slammed today.
570
00:26:21,701 --> 00:26:24,990
What can I say? Abundance,
it's a real thing.
571
00:26:24,993 --> 00:26:26,700
So, what do you think?
572
00:26:26,703 --> 00:26:28,795
It's got good bones, but
I'm really looking for
573
00:26:28,798 --> 00:26:33,379
something more upscale.
More, uh, artisanal.
574
00:26:33,382 --> 00:26:36,340
Uh, I see.
575
00:26:39,129 --> 00:26:40,710
I think we know someone in common.
576
00:26:40,713 --> 00:26:41,788
Ford Kellogg?
577
00:26:41,790 --> 00:26:44,371
Uh... oh, God, the Irish guy?
578
00:26:44,373 --> 00:26:45,872
You're friends with him?
579
00:26:45,874 --> 00:26:47,371
Oh, no, not really.
580
00:26:47,373 --> 00:26:49,038
I just know him a little from around.
581
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:51,080
Yeah, my boy Tobey
hired him on a remodel.
582
00:26:51,082 --> 00:26:53,042
Nightmare. That joker
583
00:26:53,045 --> 00:26:55,043
took six months longer
than he said he would.
584
00:26:55,046 --> 00:26:57,829
Charged three times more,
and threw a temper tantrum
585
00:26:57,832 --> 00:26:59,955
about taking out some
fucking wainscoting.
586
00:26:59,957 --> 00:27:02,538
Anyway, need a wood guy, just call me.
587
00:27:02,540 --> 00:27:05,315
Okay, I appreciate that.
588
00:27:05,318 --> 00:27:08,037
So it's, uh, 540 firm,
589
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:10,248
and I've got another
offer on the table, so...
590
00:27:11,665 --> 00:27:14,246
What do you think the rental
increase per square foot
591
00:27:14,248 --> 00:27:16,456
is gonna be year to
year, with gentrification?
592
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:19,997
At least 20%. Maybe more.
593
00:27:19,999 --> 00:27:22,538
Really? Huh.
594
00:27:22,540 --> 00:27:25,038
Aren't things actually leveling off,
595
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:27,496
down a few percentage
points last quarter?
596
00:27:27,498 --> 00:27:30,038
CBD heading towards an equilibrium?
597
00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:31,674
Sorry to interrupt.
598
00:27:31,677 --> 00:27:34,871
Fiona, gotta get you to
your next closing by 1:00.
599
00:27:34,874 --> 00:27:37,538
Who's this little guy?
600
00:27:37,540 --> 00:27:39,331
This is my intern, Liam.
601
00:27:39,334 --> 00:27:40,705
He's a prodigy. Anyway,
602
00:27:40,707 --> 00:27:41,997
nice to meet you, Mr....?
603
00:27:41,999 --> 00:27:43,663
Whitford.
604
00:27:43,665 --> 00:27:45,580
Here.
605
00:27:45,582 --> 00:27:47,413
Hey, you know what?
606
00:27:47,415 --> 00:27:50,080
You seem savvy.
607
00:27:50,082 --> 00:27:51,872
Why don't you let me
show you something else?
608
00:27:51,874 --> 00:27:55,288
I got another property just off
Malcolm X, not even listed yet.
609
00:27:55,290 --> 00:27:57,371
What do you say, can you push your 1:00?
610
00:28:01,498 --> 00:28:02,913
Okay, just this once.
611
00:28:02,915 --> 00:28:05,454
Fantastic. I'll text you the address.
612
00:28:09,037 --> 00:28:11,343
- Look who's back1
- I'm bringing 'em back.
613
00:28:11,346 --> 00:28:13,122
What the hell are you doing now?
614
00:28:13,124 --> 00:28:16,122
I'm bringing 'em back, asshole,
just like I said I would.
615
00:28:16,124 --> 00:28:18,206
See? I'm bringing 'em.
616
00:28:18,209 --> 00:28:19,112
Here they are.
617
00:28:19,115 --> 00:28:20,448
I didn't ask for that sign!
618
00:28:20,451 --> 00:28:22,080
Brand new, see?
619
00:28:22,082 --> 00:28:23,362
They were defective.
620
00:28:23,365 --> 00:28:25,537
I don't want any more signs!
621
00:28:25,540 --> 00:28:27,038
It was defective.
622
00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:29,273
What are you, an idiot? Jesus.
623
00:28:29,276 --> 00:28:31,415
Who you calling an idiot?
624
00:28:42,999 --> 00:28:44,784
Can I help you?
625
00:28:44,787 --> 00:28:47,929
Yeah, heard you guys might
be in need of some volunteers.
626
00:28:47,932 --> 00:28:50,038
You wanna volunteer? Here?
627
00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:52,705
Yes, sir. I'm in need of some
documented community service.
628
00:28:52,707 --> 00:28:53,960
Trying to get into West Point.
629
00:28:53,963 --> 00:28:56,913
Well, great. Military boy, huh?
630
00:28:56,915 --> 00:28:59,198
Yeah, strong stomach. Perfect.
631
00:28:59,201 --> 00:29:01,804
How much can you bench, son?
'Cause these sons of bitches
632
00:29:01,807 --> 00:29:03,080
can get heavy.
633
00:29:03,082 --> 00:29:05,663
Uh, what is it exactly
you guys are doing here?
634
00:29:05,665 --> 00:29:07,226
Well, come on back, I'll show you.
635
00:29:11,248 --> 00:29:14,080
Got a, uh, 15-year-old
Rottweiler in there
636
00:29:14,082 --> 00:29:16,538
and a pair of 16-year-old Mastiffs.
637
00:29:16,540 --> 00:29:17,812
Should be done in a second.
638
00:29:17,815 --> 00:29:19,080
Done?
639
00:29:19,082 --> 00:29:21,815
Yeah. Only takes three or four minutes,
640
00:29:21,818 --> 00:29:24,288
if you get the, uh, hose
on the tailpipe right.
641
00:29:28,124 --> 00:29:29,830
You're killing dogs?
642
00:29:29,832 --> 00:29:33,454
Yeah. That's the service
we offer the community, son.
643
00:29:33,456 --> 00:29:38,371
Euthanasia for elderly,
and, uh, terminally ill dogs.
644
00:29:38,373 --> 00:29:40,371
I'm a retired vet.
645
00:29:40,373 --> 00:29:43,538
Had my own practice for, uh, 38 years.
646
00:29:43,540 --> 00:29:46,370
And I got sick of seeing
these poor people around here
647
00:29:46,373 --> 00:29:49,413
shooting their own dogs in
the street when they got old,
648
00:29:49,415 --> 00:29:52,329
toss 'em in dumpsters and
drop 'em off the bridge
649
00:29:52,331 --> 00:29:55,204
with a... with a cinderblock
tied to their paw.
650
00:29:55,206 --> 00:29:58,538
And all because they
couldn't afford the $150
651
00:29:58,540 --> 00:30:00,288
to put 'em down at the vet's.
652
00:30:00,290 --> 00:30:02,705
Well, now they can
call Soothing Horizon.
653
00:30:02,707 --> 00:30:06,496
We pick 'em up, bring 'em
here, and let 'em go peaceful.
654
00:30:06,498 --> 00:30:07,746
In a gas chamber?
655
00:30:07,748 --> 00:30:09,246
Yep.
656
00:30:11,415 --> 00:30:13,204
Uh...
657
00:30:13,206 --> 00:30:15,163
Banjo and Lucky are dead.
658
00:30:16,707 --> 00:30:19,621
Skippy too. Come on, grab a leg.
659
00:30:21,082 --> 00:30:22,663
Did you see his face
660
00:30:22,665 --> 00:30:24,872
when I called out his 20% lie?
661
00:30:24,874 --> 00:30:27,663
He was like, "Ah, damn!"
662
00:30:27,665 --> 00:30:30,705
God, we crushed it back there.
663
00:30:30,707 --> 00:30:32,371
Did you find another private school?
664
00:30:32,373 --> 00:30:35,246
No, but there are 57
private schools in Chicago.
665
00:30:35,248 --> 00:30:36,997
One must need a token.
666
00:30:36,999 --> 00:30:38,413
And stop fidgeting with your hair.
667
00:30:38,415 --> 00:30:40,413
It reads weak.
668
00:30:42,999 --> 00:30:44,570
Two hundred grand...
669
00:30:44,573 --> 00:30:46,182
Campaign Manager Alejan...
670
00:30:46,185 --> 00:30:48,705
Speaking engagement at the
Black Corporate Officers
671
00:30:48,707 --> 00:30:51,038
of America Conference. And
where did my opponent...
672
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:53,329
- ...put that money?
- Are you Alejandro?
673
00:30:53,331 --> 00:30:55,542
Right in her pocket.
674
00:30:55,545 --> 00:30:58,040
If by "pocket" Isaac
Ruiz means my campaign...
675
00:30:58,043 --> 00:30:59,376
- ...then yes...
- Alejandro?
676
00:30:59,378 --> 00:31:00,955
- No.
- ...I am guilty.
677
00:31:00,957 --> 00:31:03,093
Guilty of trying to
represent my constituents
678
00:31:03,096 --> 00:31:05,204
by staying in office.
679
00:31:05,206 --> 00:31:08,705
And Isaac Ruiz is one to talk.
He's a Republican businessman.
680
00:31:08,707 --> 00:31:12,913
Took a $500,000 donation
from the Mexican Youth
681
00:31:12,915 --> 00:31:16,038
Soccer Organization and
then announced massive plans
682
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:20,204
to turn our baseball fields
into turf soccer fields.
683
00:31:20,206 --> 00:31:22,496
Hey, what... what's going on here?
684
00:31:22,498 --> 00:31:24,538
It's the Ruiz/Wyman debate.
685
00:31:24,540 --> 00:31:27,663
They are the congressional
candidates from this district.
686
00:31:27,665 --> 00:31:29,080
Congress, huh?
687
00:31:29,082 --> 00:31:31,830
...To turn this condemned eye sore
688
00:31:31,832 --> 00:31:36,108
into an LGBTQ Latino
Center of South Side.
689
00:31:37,415 --> 00:31:38,788
What about the hardworking
690
00:31:38,790 --> 00:31:40,647
African-American citizens
691
00:31:40,650 --> 00:31:43,139
who want a Martin Luther
King African Art Center
692
00:31:43,142 --> 00:31:44,265
in that brewery?
693
00:31:44,268 --> 00:31:46,929
Hey, um...
694
00:31:46,932 --> 00:31:48,429
you Alejandro?
695
00:31:48,432 --> 00:31:50,705
Uh, yes. Uh, sir, uh, sorry.
696
00:31:50,707 --> 00:31:52,246
- Contributions are over there.
- No, no, no.
697
00:31:52,248 --> 00:31:55,265
I... I wanna get paid.
I, uh... I put up signs.
698
00:31:55,268 --> 00:31:57,913
A hundred and ten dollars.
699
00:31:57,915 --> 00:31:59,752
So, uh...
700
00:31:59,755 --> 00:32:04,079
You must be Frank Rodriguez?
701
00:32:04,082 --> 00:32:07,371
In the flesh.
702
00:32:07,373 --> 00:32:08,955
Thank you, mi amigo.
703
00:32:14,498 --> 00:32:18,371
Here at Basic we have a
strict "no nothing" policy.
704
00:32:18,373 --> 00:32:22,038
No acting up, no
crying, and no snitching.
705
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:24,246
What happens at Basic stays at Basic.
706
00:32:24,249 --> 00:32:26,859
That toilet's not gonna
clean itself, little missy.
707
00:32:26,862 --> 00:32:28,312
Get down in there.
708
00:32:28,315 --> 00:32:31,038
Come on, keep coming.
709
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:33,955
Through here.
710
00:32:35,435 --> 00:32:37,788
This is our infant area.
711
00:32:37,790 --> 00:32:41,580
And out here is where
we hold our older kids.
712
00:32:41,582 --> 00:32:44,460
We call it the Imagination Area.
713
00:32:47,248 --> 00:32:48,687
Where are the toys?
714
00:32:48,690 --> 00:32:50,025
Bunnies?
715
00:32:50,028 --> 00:32:52,491
See, that's just it.
You use your imagination.
716
00:32:52,494 --> 00:32:54,204
You imagine toys.
717
00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:59,454
So...
718
00:32:59,456 --> 00:33:01,830
- Doesn't look like much.
- Yet.
719
00:33:01,832 --> 00:33:03,830
But this is a killer opportunity.
720
00:33:03,832 --> 00:33:05,705
Trust me, everything on this block
721
00:33:05,707 --> 00:33:08,413
is gonna quadruple in value
in the next five years.
722
00:33:08,415 --> 00:33:11,329
You could put in a cold
slab ice cream store there.
723
00:33:11,331 --> 00:33:13,788
A yoga studio. Pilates.
724
00:33:13,790 --> 00:33:15,163
Sky's the limit.
725
00:33:15,165 --> 00:33:16,361
Why quadruple?
726
00:33:16,364 --> 00:33:18,148
There's a new project
coming in down the street.
727
00:33:18,150 --> 00:33:20,538
Not announced yet.
728
00:33:20,540 --> 00:33:22,580
The nursing home rumor is true?
729
00:33:22,582 --> 00:33:24,166
Yeah.
730
00:33:24,169 --> 00:33:26,866
We're putting in another
Sunset Brook Senior Care Center.
731
00:33:26,869 --> 00:33:27,861
Wow.
732
00:33:27,864 --> 00:33:29,871
Nobody wants to change parental diapers.
733
00:33:29,874 --> 00:33:31,088
It's sad, right?
734
00:33:31,091 --> 00:33:34,298
Lack of gratitude for
our most vulnerable.
735
00:33:34,301 --> 00:33:36,788
Anyways, there's a Whole Foods
coming in down the street.
736
00:33:36,790 --> 00:33:39,088
Serving this up to you
in a silver platter.
737
00:33:40,957 --> 00:33:42,830
Any way to get in on
the Sunset Brook deal?
738
00:33:42,832 --> 00:33:45,122
No, no, I'm sorry.
I'm way oversubscribed
739
00:33:45,124 --> 00:33:46,454
on that as it is. I mean, I had to fight
740
00:33:46,456 --> 00:33:48,065
to get my own money into it.
741
00:33:48,068 --> 00:33:51,274
But this is the opportunity right here.
742
00:33:51,277 --> 00:33:53,163
So, interested?
743
00:33:53,165 --> 00:33:55,518
In Sunset Brook I am.
744
00:33:55,521 --> 00:33:57,893
Listen, I gotta get to a
drinks thing at Fig & Cherry,
745
00:33:57,896 --> 00:33:59,913
but if either of the properties
I showed you interest you,
746
00:33:59,915 --> 00:34:01,621
just give me a call.
747
00:34:01,623 --> 00:34:03,627
Unless you wanna come along for drinks.
748
00:34:03,630 --> 00:34:05,955
Drinks could turn into
dinner, it could turn into...
749
00:34:05,957 --> 00:34:09,038
maybe more.
750
00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:12,371
You should really let me in
on this Sunset Brook deal.
751
00:34:12,373 --> 00:34:14,496
I got cash in hand. I
know the neighborhood.
752
00:34:14,498 --> 00:34:17,288
Drinks? Yay, nay?
753
00:34:17,290 --> 00:34:19,538
I think I already have a thing, don't I?
754
00:34:19,540 --> 00:34:21,080
Dinner with investors.
755
00:34:21,082 --> 00:34:22,788
We needed to leave five minutes ago.
756
00:34:22,791 --> 00:34:24,955
Well, nice to meet you.
757
00:34:24,957 --> 00:34:26,538
Absolutely, let's stay in touch.
758
00:34:26,540 --> 00:34:30,997
I'll see you, Lance. Stay fresh.
759
00:34:30,999 --> 00:34:32,830
What a douchebag.
760
00:34:32,832 --> 00:34:34,018
Beyond.
761
00:34:54,665 --> 00:34:56,752
Hey!
762
00:34:56,874 --> 00:34:59,288
Hey.
763
00:34:59,291 --> 00:35:00,791
Xan, stop!
764
00:35:02,456 --> 00:35:03,666
Xan.
765
00:35:05,665 --> 00:35:06,947
Xan.
766
00:35:06,950 --> 00:35:08,424
Come here. Come here.
767
00:35:08,427 --> 00:35:10,371
- You stop trying to hit me.
- Get off of me.
768
00:35:10,373 --> 00:35:12,372
I'm not going back to DCFS.
769
00:35:12,375 --> 00:35:13,913
What are you talking...
770
00:35:13,915 --> 00:35:14,913
Fuck!
771
00:35:14,915 --> 00:35:17,955
Would you stop?
772
00:35:17,957 --> 00:35:21,788
I didn't call DCFS,
dumbass. I'm on your side.
773
00:35:21,790 --> 00:35:24,122
Jesus Christ.
774
00:35:24,124 --> 00:35:25,883
The hell's going on with you?
775
00:35:27,707 --> 00:35:29,788
Can't leave toddlers in the park, Xan.
776
00:35:29,790 --> 00:35:31,371
The lady was gonna call the cops on me.
777
00:35:31,373 --> 00:35:34,663
Yeah, well, why were
you stealing from her?
778
00:35:34,665 --> 00:35:36,373
I would've given you the money.
779
00:35:38,832 --> 00:35:41,163
What'd you need the money for anyway?
780
00:35:41,165 --> 00:35:42,957
My mom.
781
00:35:45,498 --> 00:35:47,329
Your mom's around?
782
00:35:47,331 --> 00:35:49,117
No, but she has a P.O. box
783
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:51,204
at the mailbox place around the corner.
784
00:35:51,206 --> 00:35:53,083
That's where she gets her SNAP benefits,
785
00:35:53,086 --> 00:35:55,875
so I try to leave a little
money there for when I can.
786
00:36:03,196 --> 00:36:05,562
You can't be doing that shit, all right?
787
00:36:08,999 --> 00:36:13,047
All right, my mom, she was
always disappearing, okay?
788
00:36:13,050 --> 00:36:15,700
Always asking me for
money, but you can't do it.
789
00:36:15,703 --> 00:36:17,955
She doesn't ask me.
790
00:36:19,373 --> 00:36:21,997
Okay.
791
00:36:26,479 --> 00:36:28,903
Listen, I'm gonna put some
money in your mom's P.O. box,
792
00:36:28,906 --> 00:36:30,371
all right?
793
00:36:30,373 --> 00:36:33,830
But you cannot do this again.
794
00:36:33,832 --> 00:36:36,580
M'kay.
795
00:36:36,582 --> 00:36:38,580
All right.
796
00:36:45,550 --> 00:36:47,089
Where's that lady's wallet, huh?
797
00:36:47,092 --> 00:36:49,008
She's pissed as shit.
798
00:36:49,011 --> 00:36:50,385
In a dumpster on Ellis.
799
00:36:55,347 --> 00:36:59,301
- Where are you going?
- Dumpster diving.
800
00:36:59,304 --> 00:37:01,454
Coming?
801
00:37:06,354 --> 00:37:07,997
And then the puppy said,
802
00:37:07,999 --> 00:37:09,496
"Let's be friends, Kitty."
803
00:37:09,498 --> 00:37:11,288
And Kitty felt afraid,
804
00:37:11,290 --> 00:37:13,830
because cats are supposed
to be scared of dogs.
805
00:37:13,832 --> 00:37:16,163
But Kitty decided to be brave
806
00:37:16,165 --> 00:37:20,286
because dogs and cats
can be best friends.
807
00:37:25,874 --> 00:37:28,204
- Great puppet show, Sister.
- Thank you.
808
00:37:28,206 --> 00:37:30,538
The children help make the
puppets out of donated clothes
809
00:37:30,540 --> 00:37:31,705
- and milk cartons.
- Mm!
810
00:37:31,707 --> 00:37:33,288
Teaches creativity and recycling.
811
00:37:33,290 --> 00:37:36,454
Mm! Let's cut to the chase, Sister.
812
00:37:36,456 --> 00:37:38,039
How much?
813
00:37:38,042 --> 00:37:39,705
Well, we try to keep tuition affordable,
814
00:37:39,707 --> 00:37:41,580
so we only charge $150 a week,
815
00:37:41,582 --> 00:37:44,204
but we do need your
child to be baptized.
816
00:37:44,206 --> 00:37:45,716
Is your little one baptized?
817
00:37:45,719 --> 00:37:47,200
- 100%.
- Baptized.
818
00:37:47,203 --> 00:37:49,773
Dunked in the water.
We're very religious.
819
00:37:49,776 --> 00:37:51,899
We pray every night and
we put those dirty crosses
820
00:37:51,902 --> 00:37:53,163
on our faces.
821
00:37:53,165 --> 00:37:54,711
He means on Ash Wednesday.
822
00:37:54,714 --> 00:37:56,083
Sometimes Thursdays too.
823
00:37:56,086 --> 00:37:57,748
We are down with the Christ.
824
00:37:59,562 --> 00:38:01,705
Then the one spot we
have open is all yours,
825
00:38:01,707 --> 00:38:03,705
Mr. and Mrs. Ball.
826
00:38:03,707 --> 00:38:05,538
Sorry, did you say one spot?
827
00:38:05,540 --> 00:38:07,398
Yes, you're in luck.
828
00:38:07,401 --> 00:38:10,469
Little Emily-Jo joined her
parents on their Sudan mission.
829
00:38:19,373 --> 00:38:20,913
Ian, we love you!
830
00:38:37,082 --> 00:38:38,705
Are you okay?
831
00:38:38,707 --> 00:38:41,395
Yeah. Just used to being in lock up.
832
00:38:41,398 --> 00:38:43,538
Right.
833
00:38:43,540 --> 00:38:45,746
- Who are all these people?
- They're the movement.
834
00:38:45,748 --> 00:38:47,966
This is Jo, Beth,
Sara, Monte, and Kimby,
835
00:38:47,969 --> 00:38:49,122
our Senior Council.
836
00:38:49,124 --> 00:38:50,788
Let's get you to the conference room.
837
00:38:50,790 --> 00:38:52,700
We told them only one selfie per person.
838
00:38:52,703 --> 00:38:54,250
- Selfies?
- Our donors.
839
00:38:54,253 --> 00:38:56,334
If you give 1K or more,
you get a step and repeat
840
00:38:56,337 --> 00:38:58,458
- with Gay Jesus.
- Wait. Geneva, donors?
841
00:38:58,461 --> 00:38:59,787
For your bail.
842
00:38:59,790 --> 00:39:03,163
It's exciting, isn't
it? How much we've grown.
843
00:39:03,165 --> 00:39:05,997
Because of you, thanks to you.
844
00:39:05,999 --> 00:39:07,955
Oh, give 'em the index cards.
845
00:39:07,957 --> 00:39:09,663
Monte wrote a statement for you.
846
00:39:09,665 --> 00:39:13,246
He used to work in
publicity for Leo Burnett.
847
00:39:13,248 --> 00:39:16,161
"My harrowing and abusive time in jail"?
848
00:39:16,164 --> 00:39:17,955
Good, right?
849
00:39:17,957 --> 00:39:19,219
Prison was inspiring.
850
00:39:19,222 --> 00:39:21,503
Well, just emphasize your
oppression as a gay man
851
00:39:21,506 --> 00:39:23,381
and the daily violence you endured.
852
00:39:24,790 --> 00:39:25,851
What is this?
853
00:39:25,854 --> 00:39:27,704
Oh, that's all the van
torchings we've done.
854
00:39:27,707 --> 00:39:29,520
We're doing more tomorrow in your honor.
855
00:39:29,523 --> 00:39:30,680
Why?
856
00:39:30,683 --> 00:39:33,705
It's become a symbol of
freeing kids from oppression.
857
00:39:33,707 --> 00:39:36,625
Oh. We got you this to wear.
858
00:39:36,628 --> 00:39:39,788
It'll make a great
picture for the website.
859
00:39:39,790 --> 00:39:42,976
- Am I allowed to take a piss?
- Sure, yeah, of course.
860
00:39:42,979 --> 00:39:45,234
It... it's around the
corner, just make it quick.
861
00:39:45,237 --> 00:39:47,038
Press conference starts in ten.
862
00:40:12,915 --> 00:40:14,997
One point seven million.
863
00:40:14,999 --> 00:40:16,656
You hear that?
864
00:40:16,659 --> 00:40:19,204
And the Sunset Brook up
in Evanston sold two years
865
00:40:19,206 --> 00:40:22,246
after initial acquisition
with a $2 million profit.
866
00:40:22,248 --> 00:40:24,663
That piece of shit is
sitting on a golden egg,
867
00:40:24,665 --> 00:40:26,663
and he's trying to
unload that dump on me
868
00:40:26,665 --> 00:40:28,621
that hasn't been
renovated since the '80s
869
00:40:28,623 --> 00:40:31,122
and has been on the market
since... I... when, Liam?
870
00:40:31,124 --> 00:40:34,038
February. Asking price went
down on Looper yesterday.
871
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:36,163
- Unbelievable.
- 'Cause he's a dick.
872
00:40:36,165 --> 00:40:37,101
I told you that.
873
00:40:37,104 --> 00:40:39,079
The nursing home
offering is still online.
874
00:40:39,082 --> 00:40:41,059
It says there's five
partnership spots left.
875
00:40:46,124 --> 00:40:47,812
Oh, he's a fucking liar.
876
00:40:47,815 --> 00:40:50,080
He's putting the whole thing
together and he wrote me off
877
00:40:50,082 --> 00:40:51,762
as dollar store trash?
878
00:40:51,765 --> 00:40:54,122
'Cause he's a dick. I told you that.
879
00:40:54,124 --> 00:40:56,872
Can you stop reminding
me that you were right?
880
00:40:56,874 --> 00:40:58,288
He try to sleep with you as well?
881
00:40:58,290 --> 00:41:00,383
Yes, he tried to sleep with me.
882
00:41:00,386 --> 00:41:02,786
No, he didn't take me seriously.
883
00:41:02,789 --> 00:41:04,830
And yes, you were completely right.
884
00:41:04,832 --> 00:41:06,500
And he's not gonna get away with it.
885
00:41:06,503 --> 00:41:08,996
Sunset Brook is coming
to my neighborhood.
886
00:41:08,999 --> 00:41:11,489
It's coming to my backyard.
It's gonna print money.
887
00:41:11,492 --> 00:41:13,538
And I want in. Come on, Liam.
888
00:41:13,540 --> 00:41:15,454
Where are we going?
889
00:41:15,456 --> 00:41:19,122
To take what's ours.
890
00:41:21,832 --> 00:41:25,841
Don't worry, Sergeant,
he won't feel any pain.
891
00:41:25,844 --> 00:41:27,547
The injection doesn't hurt.
892
00:41:27,550 --> 00:41:31,375
And he'll be buried in a
grassy field down by the lake.
893
00:41:31,377 --> 00:41:32,996
That's a great comfort to me.
894
00:41:32,999 --> 00:41:34,913
Thank you. I love Biscuit.
895
00:41:34,915 --> 00:41:36,955
Of course you do. And he loves you.
896
00:41:36,957 --> 00:41:38,832
When you're ready, we'll begin.
897
00:41:41,540 --> 00:41:43,163
Put the music on.
898
00:41:43,165 --> 00:41:45,531
And, uh, toss some rose pedals.
899
00:41:45,534 --> 00:41:46,741
Not all of them.
900
00:41:46,744 --> 00:41:48,997
Save some for the others.
901
00:41:50,999 --> 00:41:55,204
There's my boy. There's my good boy.
902
00:41:55,206 --> 00:41:57,538
God, he's a service dog?
903
00:41:57,540 --> 00:42:01,371
Yep, General Biscuit's been
with me since Afghanistan.
904
00:42:01,373 --> 00:42:03,705
I lost an eye.
905
00:42:03,707 --> 00:42:05,163
I gained a best friend.
906
00:42:07,540 --> 00:42:09,997
Through thick and thin, eh, buddy?
907
00:42:20,373 --> 00:42:22,955
Over there, all right? Yo.
908
00:42:22,957 --> 00:42:25,523
So where the hell was she?
909
00:42:25,526 --> 00:42:27,788
Oh, it's a long story.
Sorry I'm so late.
910
00:42:27,790 --> 00:42:30,621
I'll work tonight, make up for it.
911
00:42:30,623 --> 00:42:32,242
Don't worry about it.
912
00:42:32,245 --> 00:42:34,544
Hey, could you, uh, toss
me the torque wrench?
913
00:42:34,547 --> 00:42:36,413
Yeah.
914
00:42:38,790 --> 00:42:40,040
Thanks.
915
00:42:43,456 --> 00:42:46,080
What's up?
916
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:53,038
I wanna tell you something. As a friend.
917
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:56,413
Are you coming out to me, man?
918
00:42:56,415 --> 00:42:58,413
You should sponsor
that guy with the baby.
919
00:42:58,415 --> 00:43:00,195
Fuck.
920
00:43:00,198 --> 00:43:02,413
It's the next stage in
your sobriety, you're ready.
921
00:43:04,748 --> 00:43:06,746
What am I supposed to say
to that guy, Brad, huh?
922
00:43:06,748 --> 00:43:08,883
"You can do it"?
923
00:43:08,886 --> 00:43:12,496
- I can barely do it myself.
- Then so say that to him.
924
00:43:12,498 --> 00:43:14,955
Look, you've already been a
sponsor without knowing it.
925
00:43:14,957 --> 00:43:17,371
Look what you did for
Youens, and for me.
926
00:43:19,206 --> 00:43:21,204
I got enough shit to be
stressed about, all right?
927
00:43:21,206 --> 00:43:22,844
Lip.
928
00:43:22,847 --> 00:43:25,133
Helping another AA member
is a hell of a lot better
929
00:43:25,136 --> 00:43:28,370
for your sobriety than chasing
after a kid who's not yours.
930
00:43:30,999 --> 00:43:33,413
Gallaghers don't
sponsor. We get sponsored.
931
00:43:33,415 --> 00:43:34,758
It's in our DNA.
932
00:43:34,761 --> 00:43:36,996
Well, maybe you're more than your DNA.
933
00:43:36,999 --> 00:43:39,997
At least I think you are.
934
00:43:43,206 --> 00:43:45,580
I gotta take a leak.
You take 'em in there
935
00:43:45,582 --> 00:43:47,163
and, uh, give 'em some treats
936
00:43:47,165 --> 00:43:49,883
and, uh, make 'em feel real
comfy and then get started.
937
00:43:49,886 --> 00:43:52,788
Uh, you know, maybe
we could wait a second.
938
00:43:52,790 --> 00:43:54,500
Wait for what?
939
00:43:54,503 --> 00:43:58,122
I mean, let 'em die naturally.
They're practically dead.
940
00:43:58,124 --> 00:44:00,413
Plus Biscuit's a vet. Deserves better.
941
00:44:00,415 --> 00:44:02,496
I couldn't agree with you more, son,
942
00:44:02,498 --> 00:44:04,329
but I'm a not-for-profit.
943
00:44:04,331 --> 00:44:06,730
I get 20, 25 dogs through here a week.
944
00:44:06,733 --> 00:44:10,652
That's a lot of dog food,
doggy diapers, medications.
945
00:44:10,655 --> 00:44:14,412
Some of them need a senior
diet, and that's twice as much.
946
00:44:14,415 --> 00:44:17,373
So, uh, get started. Chop chop.
947
00:44:22,832 --> 00:44:24,872
It's open!
948
00:44:24,874 --> 00:44:27,613
I'll be right down, Farhad.
949
00:44:27,616 --> 00:44:31,663
Hello? Looking for Debbie Gallagher.
950
00:44:31,665 --> 00:44:33,910
What the fuck are you doing here?
951
00:44:33,913 --> 00:44:35,161
Can I talk to you a minute?
952
00:44:35,163 --> 00:44:36,941
No. How did you find me?
953
00:44:36,944 --> 00:44:39,455
You told everyone in Chicago
your name is Debbie Gallagher
954
00:44:39,458 --> 00:44:41,456
and you're a welder with a vagina.
955
00:44:41,459 --> 00:44:43,371
- Not hard to find.
- What do you want?
956
00:44:43,373 --> 00:44:45,955
- I'm gonna be late.
- I lied to you this morning.
957
00:44:45,957 --> 00:44:48,246
There is another woman on my site.
958
00:44:48,248 --> 00:44:49,621
Who?
959
00:44:49,623 --> 00:44:51,955
Me.
960
00:44:51,957 --> 00:44:53,754
You're a woman?
961
00:44:53,757 --> 00:44:56,162
I don't wanna get paid
1/3 of what the dudes make.
962
00:44:56,165 --> 00:44:57,847
It's bullshit.
963
00:44:57,850 --> 00:45:00,225
My last job I was the
best electrician on site.
964
00:45:00,228 --> 00:45:01,830
Foreman paid me 1/3
of what the guys got.
965
00:45:01,832 --> 00:45:03,819
Now, I got a good gig,
966
00:45:03,822 --> 00:45:06,788
but you saw how Neanderthal
them jokers can be.
967
00:45:06,790 --> 00:45:08,122
I'm in the lion's den.
968
00:45:08,124 --> 00:45:10,788
I had to pull a Boys Don't Cry.
969
00:45:10,790 --> 00:45:13,163
Wow. That's hardcore.
970
00:45:13,165 --> 00:45:16,122
You can't tell. My foreman's
a piece of dog shit.
971
00:45:19,082 --> 00:45:20,788
Oh, sorry, I don't mean stare at you.
972
00:45:20,790 --> 00:45:22,788
You just really look like a dude.
973
00:45:22,790 --> 00:45:26,085
Yeah, yeah, I... I know.
974
00:45:26,088 --> 00:45:29,288
Ah, shit, I gotta go. I'm
gonna be late for work.
975
00:45:29,290 --> 00:45:32,218
Yeah. Um...
976
00:45:32,221 --> 00:45:33,803
what time do you get off?
977
00:45:33,806 --> 00:45:35,871
Maybe you wanna grab a beer later,
978
00:45:35,874 --> 00:45:37,163
topple the patriarchy?
979
00:45:37,165 --> 00:45:39,080
Hell yeah. I'm off at 9:00.
980
00:45:39,082 --> 00:45:41,705
All right, then, it's a... it's a date.
981
00:45:49,498 --> 00:45:51,207
...Because I don't know if anybody's
982
00:45:51,210 --> 00:45:52,663
gonna be there to pick me up.
983
00:45:52,665 --> 00:45:54,705
You still got five limited
partnerships available
984
00:45:54,707 --> 00:45:57,788
on that Sunset Brook lot.
985
00:45:57,790 --> 00:45:59,746
So what the hell, Whitford?
986
00:45:59,748 --> 00:46:01,624
Do you think I'm not smart enough?
987
00:46:01,627 --> 00:46:03,874
Or you just like making women feel like
988
00:46:03,877 --> 00:46:06,537
they need to fuck you to join an LLC?
989
00:46:06,540 --> 00:46:08,997
Um...
990
00:46:08,999 --> 00:46:11,691
This is Fiona Gallagher.
She's... she's very passionate
991
00:46:11,694 --> 00:46:12,718
about real estate.
992
00:46:12,721 --> 00:46:14,647
I know the neighborhood.
I know the people.
993
00:46:14,650 --> 00:46:16,815
I know the old people
you're gonna put in diapers.
994
00:46:16,818 --> 00:46:18,163
I know the permits. I know the people
995
00:46:18,165 --> 00:46:19,772
that stamp the permits.
996
00:46:19,775 --> 00:46:22,710
I know that block like
the back of my hand.
997
00:46:22,713 --> 00:46:25,294
I got 50K in my pocket and I want in.
998
00:46:25,297 --> 00:46:28,788
You'd need 100 to play.
999
00:46:28,790 --> 00:46:31,580
Then I got 100 in my pocket.
1000
00:46:31,582 --> 00:46:34,913
So what do you say?
1001
00:46:34,915 --> 00:46:36,997
Am I in? Or am I out?
1002
00:46:36,999 --> 00:46:39,163
'Cause if I'm in, I'll leave.
1003
00:46:39,165 --> 00:46:41,788
But if I'm not,
1004
00:46:41,790 --> 00:46:44,580
I'm gonna keep standing here.
1005
00:46:44,582 --> 00:46:47,705
And I'm gonna eat every one
of your goddamn breadsticks.
1006
00:46:55,456 --> 00:46:57,366
Let me ask you fine gentlemen,
1007
00:46:57,369 --> 00:47:00,163
Which of these congressional
candidates look like you?
1008
00:47:00,165 --> 00:47:03,663
That's a gay Latino man and
a semi-hot black woman, Frank.
1009
00:47:03,665 --> 00:47:07,496
Exactly. American men
used to control everything.
1010
00:47:07,498 --> 00:47:10,573
Look at a history book. We
used to be the leading men.
1011
00:47:10,576 --> 00:47:12,204
Now, we're marginalized.
1012
00:47:12,206 --> 00:47:15,663
I attended a congressional
debate this afternoon,
1013
00:47:15,665 --> 00:47:17,496
and you know what I experienced?
1014
00:47:17,498 --> 00:47:19,389
Reverse racism.
1015
00:47:19,392 --> 00:47:22,621
It's all diverse gays and vaginas now.
1016
00:47:22,623 --> 00:47:24,913
The tide is changing, gentlemen,
1017
00:47:24,915 --> 00:47:28,454
and it's changing too
damn fast, am I right?
1018
00:47:33,874 --> 00:47:36,997
Give me a beer.
1019
00:47:36,999 --> 00:47:38,811
I'll tell you something else.
1020
00:47:38,814 --> 00:47:41,662
They're trying to take the
Old Blue Brewery away from us.
1021
00:47:41,665 --> 00:47:46,204
They wanna convert it
into an LTGB-E-I-E-I-O,
1022
00:47:46,206 --> 00:47:49,628
or a... a goddamn African Art gallery?
1023
00:47:49,631 --> 00:47:50,764
So?
1024
00:47:50,767 --> 00:47:53,203
We need a candidate of our own, boys.
1025
00:47:53,206 --> 00:47:55,959
A bright, shining beacon of hope.
1026
00:47:55,962 --> 00:47:58,246
We need someone who
will promote and protect
1027
00:47:58,248 --> 00:48:01,038
our values. Someone who'll make sure
1028
00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:03,580
our culture doesn't disappear.
1029
00:48:03,582 --> 00:48:07,163
Someone who sat on a barstool
and stared down the gun barrel
1030
00:48:07,165 --> 00:48:09,737
that is the working class experience.
1031
00:48:09,740 --> 00:48:11,248
But who?
1032
00:48:13,832 --> 00:48:15,383
What about Mo White?
1033
00:48:15,386 --> 00:48:18,288
- He died.
- He did? Are you sure?
1034
00:48:18,290 --> 00:48:20,258
He did... somebody check. Did he die?
1035
00:48:20,261 --> 00:48:23,163
Uh, says here he's alive, just retired.
1036
00:48:23,165 --> 00:48:26,746
Well, that's perfect. Mo
White is a genius idea.
1037
00:48:26,748 --> 00:48:30,122
He was a true American congressman.
1038
00:48:30,124 --> 00:48:33,705
He loosened the liquor
license rules so that the Irish
1039
00:48:33,707 --> 00:48:35,290
would have some place to drink.
1040
00:48:35,293 --> 00:48:37,163
He helped rebuild Comiskey.
1041
00:48:37,165 --> 00:48:39,496
He put in bocce for
our Italian brothers.
1042
00:48:39,498 --> 00:48:42,165
- A... and... and horse-shoe pits.
- That's right.
1043
00:48:42,168 --> 00:48:44,073
Didn't he keep the
Chris Columbus memorial
1044
00:48:44,076 --> 00:48:45,240
from being torn down?
1045
00:48:45,243 --> 00:48:46,663
You bet your ass he did.
1046
00:48:46,665 --> 00:48:48,580
Mo White is a friend of the South Side.
1047
00:48:48,582 --> 00:48:51,662
We gotta find Mo White
and write White in.
1048
00:48:51,665 --> 00:48:54,458
We need seed money for his campaign.
1049
00:48:54,461 --> 00:48:55,913
Ten bucks. I'll go first.
1050
00:48:55,915 --> 00:48:57,797
Give me that. Ten bucks.
1051
00:48:57,800 --> 00:48:59,788
Everybody, ten bucks. What do you say?
1052
00:48:59,790 --> 00:49:01,162
Come on, yeah.
1053
00:49:01,165 --> 00:49:03,288
The fundraising starts right now.
1054
00:49:03,290 --> 00:49:05,790
The campaign pot is coming around.
1055
00:49:05,793 --> 00:49:08,955
Hey, let's make Chicago white again.
1056
00:49:08,957 --> 00:49:10,663
Yeah.
1057
00:49:10,665 --> 00:49:14,208
- Mo White, Mo White...
- Mo White...
1058
00:49:20,874 --> 00:49:24,122
I got it. Mo White, Mo White.
1059
00:49:24,124 --> 00:49:27,913
Yeah. Mo White, Mo White, Mo White.
1060
00:49:33,410 --> 00:49:35,574
Yeah, I know this
isn't the Ritz-Carlton,
1061
00:49:35,577 --> 00:49:38,579
but the Gallagher basement
beats the murder van, guys.
1062
00:49:38,582 --> 00:49:41,329
I got you guys some water.
1063
00:49:41,331 --> 00:49:44,788
I'm gonna do a Petco run. Any requests?
1064
00:49:44,790 --> 00:49:47,580
No? All right, well,
you guys just relax,
1065
00:49:47,582 --> 00:49:50,371
take all the time you
need, just die naturally.
1066
00:49:50,373 --> 00:49:52,163
All right? Take care.
1067
00:50:01,082 --> 00:50:04,080
Jesus Christ. Ian.
1068
00:50:04,082 --> 00:50:06,038
- When'd you get out?
- Today.
1069
00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:07,913
Welcome home. You look good.
1070
00:50:07,915 --> 00:50:09,594
Did you lean out in there?
1071
00:50:13,082 --> 00:50:15,080
So...
1072
00:50:15,082 --> 00:50:17,705
what'd I miss around here?
1073
00:50:17,707 --> 00:50:19,832
You know, same old, same old.
1074
00:50:21,623 --> 00:50:24,038
Well, I gotta go pick up
like 80 pounds of kibble.
1075
00:50:24,040 --> 00:50:26,454
You know, catch up later?
1076
00:50:26,456 --> 00:50:28,663
Yeah, yeah.
1077
00:50:28,665 --> 00:50:30,122
Wait, who's the girl on my bed?
1078
00:50:30,124 --> 00:50:32,538
Uh, that's Xan, Lip's kid.
1079
00:50:34,707 --> 00:50:37,141
So...
1080
00:50:37,144 --> 00:50:39,122
you're both going to nursery school
1081
00:50:39,124 --> 00:50:41,930
and you'll both have on
the exact same outfit,
1082
00:50:41,933 --> 00:50:44,336
but you can't ever be in the
same room at the same time.
1083
00:50:44,339 --> 00:50:46,537
Gemma, Daddy's gonna drop
you off at the back door.
1084
00:50:46,540 --> 00:50:49,413
And Amy, Mommy's gonna drop
you off at the front door.
1085
00:50:49,416 --> 00:50:51,081
And Amy, if you're on the play ground
1086
00:50:51,083 --> 00:50:52,123
that means you, Gemma,
1087
00:50:52,126 --> 00:50:53,446
you gotta be in the classroom.
1088
00:50:53,449 --> 00:50:55,538
And Gemma, if you're in the arts room,
1089
00:50:55,540 --> 00:50:58,454
then Amy, you're gonna
have to hide in your cubby.
1090
00:50:58,456 --> 00:51:00,080
And you're both named Amy now.
1091
00:51:00,082 --> 00:51:03,496
There is no Gemma. Gemma
doesn't exist anymore.
1092
00:51:03,498 --> 00:51:06,122
Only Amy. And you're devout Catholics,
1093
00:51:06,124 --> 00:51:09,122
so cross yourselves a lot, like this.
1094
00:51:09,124 --> 00:51:10,705
Good.
1095
00:51:10,707 --> 00:51:12,496
Okay.
1096
00:51:12,498 --> 00:51:14,830
This is going to be
1097
00:51:14,832 --> 00:51:18,329
a super fun secret family game, right?
1098
00:51:18,331 --> 00:51:20,913
We love you Amy. We love you, Fake Amy.
1099
00:51:20,915 --> 00:51:23,663
We love you, Fake Amy.
1100
00:51:37,456 --> 00:51:39,580
Hey. How's it going, man?
1101
00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:42,621
I'm here.
1102
00:51:42,623 --> 00:51:45,329
Yeah.
1103
00:51:45,331 --> 00:51:48,080
Hey.
1104
00:51:48,082 --> 00:51:51,080
Coming in?
1105
00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:11,763
Hey, man, I tell you what.
Why don't we go in together?
1106
00:52:11,766 --> 00:52:14,122
Huh?
1107
00:52:14,124 --> 00:52:17,329
Uh, I'll sponsor you. Come on.
1108
00:52:19,206 --> 00:52:21,621
Come on, sweetie, come
on. Come on, you're okay.
1109
00:52:24,331 --> 00:52:28,080
We'll get some pie after and talk.
1110
00:52:28,082 --> 00:52:29,997
I know a good place.
1111
00:52:29,999 --> 00:52:31,746
I don't eat pie.
1112
00:52:31,748 --> 00:52:33,436
Now you do.
1113
00:52:42,748 --> 00:52:45,204
- Can I help you?
- Mo White?
1114
00:52:45,206 --> 00:52:47,371
Yeah.
1115
00:52:47,373 --> 00:52:49,496
Yeah, who are you?
1116
00:52:51,540 --> 00:52:55,122
Sir, your country needs you.
1117
00:52:58,040 --> 00:53:00,204
Uh-huh?
1118
00:53:00,206 --> 00:53:01,788
All right, pick your poison.
1119
00:53:01,790 --> 00:53:03,955
- Grape or punch?
- Punch.
1120
00:53:09,185 --> 00:53:10,830
We did it.
1121
00:53:12,498 --> 00:53:15,329
Gallagher finally
made it off first base.
1122
00:53:39,707 --> 00:53:40,997
Hand.
1123
00:53:40,999 --> 00:53:42,621
Chest.
1124
00:53:42,623 --> 00:53:44,122
Cock.
1125
00:53:44,124 --> 00:53:46,288
And fire.
1126
00:53:46,290 --> 00:53:48,974
Chest. And fire.
1127
00:53:49,082 --> 00:53:52,204
Chest. And fire.
1128
00:53:52,206 --> 00:53:56,080
Chest. Shoulder.
1129
00:53:59,758 --> 00:54:01,995
What the fuck? It's 5:00 in the morning,
1130
00:54:01,998 --> 00:54:03,496
Carl.
1131
00:54:03,499 --> 00:54:06,198
It's a goddamn dog, Carl.
1132
00:54:08,331 --> 00:54:14,709
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