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INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE

DANCE MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO

Go back! Stay, stay!

Don't follow me to school. Stay! Stay!

Some kids have dogs that follow them to school.

YAWN S

SNORING

FEMALE TEACHER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY

I think it's a head, ma'am.

Shall I throw it in the wastebasket?

Maybe you'd like to see it up close.

I can take it up to your desk, ma'am.

It's pretty heavy. It feels like it's full of lead.

There you are, ma'am. Now you can get a close look at it.

FEMALE TEACHER SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY

You missed it, sir.

We've been studying the human head.

Somehow, I feel I should get you for something, Marcie.

But I don't know what.

Put away that history book, Marcie. Art is next.

I love art class.

How's this, ma'am?

24 cows standing in a pasture.

Each one rendered in exquisite detail.

Maybe I'll add some sheep and rabbits and squirrels.

Ah. A gorgeous pastoral setting.

Now I'll color the sky blue and the grass green

and I'll put in some yellow flowers.

Wow. What a picture. What an artistic triumph.

Marcie, you haven't drawn a thing.

Some of us are just patrons of the arts, sir.

What did you put down for the fourth question?

Six times 12 is 72.

72? I put down "green."

"Green"? Why did you put down "green"?

I thought it was a trick question.

Marcie, this is hard work.

Boy, I sure could use a YAWNS little break right now.

SNORING

SCREAMS

FEMALE TEACHER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY

PATTY: Sorry, ma'am. My nose is caught in my binder.

I'm trying not to scream. It's very painful.

May I have permission to see the school nurse?

Or maybe the custodian? We may need a pair of pliers.

Sorry, ma'am. I'm having trouble seeing where I'm going.

YELLS

Ouch.

WOMAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY

My report?

I'm sorry, ma'am. It's in my binder, and my binder is caught in my hair.

I've tried whipping it backward and forward...

BOTH YELL

But nothing seems to help.

Anyway, my report was called, "Does Education Have to Be Painful?"

I think maybe it does.

WOMAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY

No, ma'am, I really can't take it off because-- Yipe!

Because my hair is still caught in the binder. Yipe!

She got it off. Marcie got it off.

Phew. What a relief.

WOMAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY

My report? It's right here in my binder.

Don't sigh like that, ma'am. It breaks my heart.

Gym is my favorite class.

I'm so dumb, I wish all classes were gym.

I sure look forward to gym.

You know, Chuck, I may not be as cute as that little red-haired girl,

and I may not have naturally curly hair like Frieda

and I may not be as smart as Lucy,

but I've got one thing none of them has,

I'm in shape.

PATTY SINGING: I run five miles every morning

I do 100 pushups every day

l pedal every night Take a swim, take a hike

I’m in shape, I’m in shape, I’m in shape

CHORUS SINGING: She’s practicing Peppermint Patty’s P. E. Program

She’s in shape, she’s in shape She’s in shape

When other kids are fading At the finish

When all the others fail To break the tape

l saunter round the track And wave to Daddy

I’m in shape, I’m in shape I’m in shape

CHORUS: She’s practicing Peppermint Patty’s P. E. Program

She’s in shape, she’s in shape She’s in shape

Hey, Linus, get in shape Pretty soon it’ll be too late

Hey, Linus Hey, Linus

Hey, Chuck, you know how Get in shape and do it now

-Hey, Chuck -Hey, Chuck

-Hey, Chuck -Hey, Chuck

Everybody get fit Stop thinking about it, this is it

Lucy, Linus, Schroeder, Sally Everybody work

ALL GROAN

So if you wanna follow my example

You’re gonna have to work There ’s no escape

You gotta get with Peppermint Patty’s P. E. Program

Get in shape, get in shape Get in shape

CHORUS: She’s practicing Peppermint Patty’s P. E. Program

-She’s in shape -l’m in shape

-She’s in shape -l’m in shape

-l’m in shape -She’s in shape

-l’m in shape -She’s in shape

-l’m in shape -In shape, in shape

PANTING

Okay, Chuck, lift those legs. Lift them higher.

Oh, good grief.

Are you ready for the party tonight, Sally?

I remember the last time we went to a party.

Linus called up and asked me if I would like to go to a party.

And I said, yes.

And then, when we got there

Linus asked me if I would like to dance.

And I said, yes.

Then after we danced, Linus said,

"Would you like a glass of punch?"

And I said, "Yes, that would be very nice.

"I would like to have a glass of punch."

I don't believe that ever happened.

Well, it should have!

Okay, gang, we're gonna play Simon Says.

I'll start it. Simon says, "Raise your arms."

Simon says, "Turn around."

Simon says, "Clap your hands. "

-Simon says-- -Okay, it's my turn now.

CHORUS SINGING: Lucy’s the boss Lucy’s the boss

So you got to listen to Lucy Listen to Lucy

Lucy’s the boss Lucy’s the boss

So you got to listen to Lucy Listen to Lucy

And here’s what Lucy says

SINGING Lucy says, "Put your hands on your head"

Listen to Lucy Listen to Lucy

Lucy says, "Now, turn around"

Listen to Lucy Listen to Lucy

Put your hands by your side

I didn’t say, "Lucy says"

Lucy’s the boss 80 listen to Lucy

And here’s what Lucy says

Lucy says, "Take your hands off your head"

Listen to Lucy Listen to Lucy

Lucy says, "Put them on your hips now"

Listen to Lucy Listen to Lucy

Now jump up and down

I didn’t say, "Lucy says"

Lucy’s the boss 80 listen to Lucy

And here’s what Lucy says

Lucy says, "I wanna be the queen of the world"

Yes, I do

Lucy says, "I want everything my way"

Hey, hey, hey

Lucy says, "I’m gonna be a beautiful girl"

Yes, I am

Lucy says, "I’m gonna marry Schroeder someday"

Oh, good grief.

Lucy says, "Pick up your right foot"

Listen to Lucy Listen to Lucy

Lucy says, "Now, hop on your left foot"

Listen to Lucy Listen to Lucy

Now start running in place

I didn’t say, "Lucy says"

Lucy’s the boss 80 listen to Lucy

And that’s what Lucy says

What are you doing, Sally?

I'm waiting for my sweet baboo.

I am not your sweet baboo!

I'm waiting here because my sweet baboo

asked me to have the next dance with him.

I did not!

Well, you should have!

Oh, brother.

I'll have a cup, please.

I'm glad to see you're not only having a good time

but you're also helping out with the party.

Ah!

I'll have a cup of punch, please.

You know, Charlie Brown,

you have to do something about your face.

It's impossible to talk to someone when they're making such sour faces.

SINGING Okay, everybody gather round It’s time for the Pigpen hoedown

Kick up your heels, jump up and down Shut your eyes and whirl around

Reach out your hand And if no one’s there

Grab your own hand Dance round in a square

CHORUS: When you’re doing The Pigpen hoedown

Gotta have a caller you can trust

’Cause when Pigpen Does the hoedown

He really kicks up some dust

Hey, Chuck, we're all bumping into each other.

Let me give it a try.

SINGING Bow to your left, Bow to your right

And ifyou find no one in sight

Just bow to your toes And bow to your knees

And dance around Just as you please

CHORUS: When you’re doing The Pigpen hoedown

Gotta have a caller you can trust

’Cause when Pigpen Does the hoedown

He really kicks up some dust

COUGHING

BOY 1: I can hardly see. BOY 2: It’s getting worse.

Hey, Patty, we're still bumping into each other.

Let me be the caller.

We don't need a caller, Lucy. We need a vacuum cleaner.

SINGING If we really wanna dance And we stay here, we got no chance

So nod to the ceiling Bow to the floor

Leave Pigpen here And head for the door

CHORUS: When you’re doing The Pigpen hoedown

Gotta have a caller you can trust

’Cause when Pigpen Does the hoedown

He really kicks up some dust

CHILDREN COUGHING

Do you realize what you're becoming?

I don't know what you're becoming but I do know what you're not becoming.

You don't do any of the things that a dog is supposed to do.

You don't bark at strangers. You don't bring in the morning paper.

You don't even bring me my slippers at night.

In the old days, dogs used to round up sheep

and guard them in case wolves attacked.

I never see you rounding up sheep.

I'll bet you don't even know what one looks like.

You don't try to follow me to school and you don't meet me when I come home.

There's nothing worse than owning a dog who isn't a dog.

LAUGHS

Who's in the bathroom? Open up.

YELLS

PEOPLE APPLAUDING

Flashbeagle? I can't stand it.

I need something for show-and-tell.

I picked you because you're a first-round draft pick.

YELPS

Yes, sir, you're going to get me an A for show-and-tell.

A real live dog.

WOMAN SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY

For show-and-tell, I brought my pet chameleon.

His name is George.

And George changes colors with every shirt I wear.

George eats flies and bugs. Thank you.

FEMALE TEACHER SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY

Yes, ma'am.

Heel, Snoopy.

For show-and-tell today, I have brought a dog.

BOY: What’s so great about that? He doesn’t do anything.

He just stands there. He looks like he's asleep.

SALLY: A dog is not only man’s best friend,

but he's also a protector, a defender,

a ferocious friend in need. Indeed.

DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ON STEREO

I don't know what to do about Snoopy.

I should give him a good lecture, the way he carries on.

You just leave him alone.

That's the first time I ever got an A in show-and-tell.

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