Original subtitles

MEGABOXS PLUS M PRESENTS

A HONG FILM AND SOO FILM PRODUCTlON

CASA AMOR: EXCLUSIVE FOR LADIES

Don't.

l'm tired.

Just put that away.

Honestly, l can't remember the last time

l made love to my wife.

- You're late. - Sorry.

Why do you play with robots like a little boy?

Gotta go, Hayu. Love you!

See you, honey.

Father.

Why does mother keep saying Iove you?

Maybe that's what she wants to hear.

Don't forget Hayu's Taekwondo class!

lt's soccer practice!

What in the...

Honeybuns!

You ready to go?

- Yes, sir! - Let's go!

Yeah!

Another new boyfriend.

Guess so.

She seems to live alone.

Wonder what she does for a living.

She's probably a call girl.

MARKETl NG DEPT. BACK BO-HEE(Meaning : Hairless Genitalia)

TOYNJOY MARKETING DEPARTMENT

Good morning. Let's get to work.

KOO KANG-SEONG (Meaning : Oral Sex)

This is part of the collection at Musee d'Orsay in Paris.

By the 1 9th-century Realist painter

Gustave Courbet's The Origin of the World.

What is your perspective on the human body?

Do you see it for what it is as Courbet did?

As an object of sexual desire? Or perhaps...

lt's so naughty!

Naughty?

Proressor!

Yes?

Can we go early today?

There's handsome Professor Oral Sex

Spiffy with a stiffy.

- Stiffy? - Your boner.

You always carry around a big hunk of wood.

Always on stand-by. Stand by all the time.

Your wife must love you.

- Crazy bastard. - Stand by me.

Wait up.

- l'm gonna die very soon. - What do you mean?

- My wife is a sex maniac. - What?

Even three times a night isn't enough for her.

She saw my nose bleeding but just kept going.

- Stop talking bullshit. - l'm dead serious.

Why else would l be looking into the Russian exchange program?

- Why Russia? - They've got white nights.

- White nights? - Yeah.

She can't make me do it because it's so bright out.

Ahh, l even saw blood in my pee earlier.

lf they care about the quality of higher education

they should make us work overtime!

Nowadays l wish l were a monk.

Nowadays...

l fucking have wet dreams.

What are you taking?

What is it?

Huh?

Where are you going?

BACK BO-HEE WORKING OVERTIME

This is BACK Bo-hee marketing department.

MARKETING DIRECTOR JO Jl-HO WORKING OVERTIME

Me?

Give the presentation?

The chairman asked for

BACK Bo-hee. She already knew your name.

- She knew my name? - That's right.

She doesn't even remember the name of the current president.

- Oh my god. - She was watching all along.

And she asked for your records.

- What for? - For your promotion, of course!

My promotion?

Thank you, sir! Thank you!

- l won't let you down! - Of course not.

- This is very unusual. - Sir!

Let's show the Joy Stick for tomorrow's presentation.

Aren't they still working on the samples?

l visited the factory and moved up their deadline.

- How did you manage all that? - Tomorrow!

We'll put our Joy Stick in the foreign investors' hands.

They'll see and touch the first-ever organic toy made in Asia!

You're the bomb BACK Bo-hee!

- l'll make the preparations. - Great!

Honey, l'm home.

What's this?

He knows about the good news?

lt's me, honey.

Sorry to surprise you.

A special event?

l thought you'd prefer not speaking face-to-face.

- That's true. - l want to tell you how l feel.

l still get butterflies when l think of you.

Why are you being so cute?

l still love you like the first time...

- Oh, stop it! - But we need a break.

We need time to consider if we really belong together.

Why?

Your life is all about work and your company!

- l'm not coming home for a while! - What?

- Hi, Auntie. - Hi, Soon-ok.

- Where's Bo-hee? - Getting ready for work.

On a day like this? Frigid bitch.

- Put this in water. - Grandma!

- My father is gone. - l know.

- My cute little puppy. - Then my father is a dog?

- What are you saying? - Look what l brought, Hayu!

- l have that. - You do?

l told you.

l said l thought l'd seen that dog before.

- l told you to take your meds. - l told you to remind me.

That's why l'm telling you now cutie pie.

Stop it, Mom. You too, Mr. Chun.

Get yourself ready, Hayu.

Come over here.

- Why did Kang-seong leave? - Hayu might hear you!

l hear everything!

We're just taking a break.

- Should l hire a private eye? - What for?

Auntie.

l know a skilled shaman.

- She'll bring him back in three days. - Really?

Just one talisman can make him limp.

Limp?

What do you mean?

He'll never get a boner again.

Talk about skills.

He'd be helpless if he couldn't get it up.

- Might shove his balls instead. - Soon-ok!

Did Grandma say anything about me, Hayu?

She said you're bald and ugly.

- She did? - But you're still cute.

- She did? She said l'm cute? - Yeah.

But she doesn't even smile when l bring her flowers.

Women just aren't that easy.

Ahh...

Fool.

Snap out of it.

- Your marriage is in a crisis! - That's absurd.

We've got a home, car and steady jobs.

Everyone's healthy.

We've got everything we could ask for.

- Something's missing. - No, there isn't.

- Yes, there is. - What's missing?

- You know. - What?

Sex!

Who told you about that?

- You did. - What?

You listed everything you had except for sex.

- But that was... - How many times a week?

l guess a week isn't even close.

Then how many times a month?

How many times...

A year?

- Never. - Soon-ok!

- Do you ever have sex? - Just drop it.

Mom, please respect my privacy.

Foolish girl!

Men who don't get it at home find holes elsewhere!

Did you just say ''holes''?

Ear holes, nose holes, ass hole.

- And ''the hole''! - So dirty!

That's just normal people!

What's so abnormal about your husband?

You have to pay attention to the normal people!

Stop it, Mom.

Today is a big day for me.

My future is on the line.

l don't have time for this.

Yes? Are the samples finished?

Dinner is on me when this presentation is over.

Hayu!

Your allergy medicine.

Stay on top of these things.

- You said you'd keep track. - l did not!

- You even saved it on your phone. - What are you talking about?

Let's go.

Why are you wearing your soccer uniform?

Our semifinal match is today.

What's a girl playing soccer for?

And you should've told me you had a game.

- l did. - No, you didn't.

- l did. - You didn't.

l did, Mother.

You did not, Daughter.

HAYU'S SOCCER MATCH TODAY

Are we settled now?

l thought it was tomorrow.

Score lots of goals today, Hayu!

l'm the goalkeeper.

Pay me some attention Mother.

My goodness.

Babykins!

Let's get sushi!

Okay? Sushi! Sushi!

Another new boyfriend.

- You have a package for me? - Yes, ma'am.

Sign here...

The wait is over Iadies and gentlemen.

l'm sure you're all as excited as l certainly am.

Smart consumers today are constantly linked to social media.

Terabytes of information change all parts of society.

But why is it that toys never change?

How long must we keep waiting?

Children need a new paradigm in the toys of today.

And parents only want to give the best to their children.

We need a toy that fulfills both of their needs.

And we have the solution.

The first-ever organic toy in Asia.

ToyNJoy's innovative new product!

The ''JOY STICK''!

Go ahead. Touch and smell them.

And feel them for yourselves!

The first-ever organic toy in Asia.

Go ahead. Touch and smell them.

Oh, no. No, no, no!

You call this Asia's first organic toy?

No, no...

l don't know what...

l don't know how...

Ms. BACK Bo-hee!

FIRED

Hi, Mom.

l'm at work.

l'm doing great.

This was my dream job.

Oh my...

l knew it!

l knew it was you!

Can l help you?

- Ouch! - These are yours, right?

Wow.

- How did you... - Those disgusting things ruined my life!

- Disgusting? - Yes! Disgusting!

These are my products.

- And l'm a sex specialist. - Specialist?

That's what you call yourself?

- You're just some call girl. - No, l'm not.

You prefer ''call lady'', then?

Think whatever you like but l'm a shop owner.

- You mean, a sex shop? - Yes.

- Looks don't deceive. - What?

You're just obscene!

Hey, lady!

What! What! What!

- How dare you judge me? - l'm not the only one.

Everyone in the building thinks you're a cheap call girl.

That's what you look like! Cheap trash!

Don't you ever wonder what They say about you?

What are you talking about?

An egoistical workaholic who neglects her husband and child

whose husband left her because

she wouldn't have sex with him.

How would you know if we had sex or not, huh?

Who the hell says so?

My goodness.

l do it! We do it all the time!

How often do you people do it?

Did you tell them?

Tell who?

Nothing.

Bo-hee.

l think this is actually a good opportunity for you.

Think hard about why he left you.

Why should l?

- Don't avoid your problems. - What problem?

- No husband is that understanding. - Of what?

A woman who puts work above

her family and her sex life.

Why is everyone giving me such a hard time?

ls sex that important?

- Sex doesn't solve everything. - It solves a lot.

- Love isn't all about sex, sex, sex! - Marriage is all about sex, sex, sex!

ls that why Dad cheated on you when he was alive?

Kang-seong will come back soon.

Don't pick a fight with him when he does.

l'm leaving.

Who told everybody?

KOO KANG-SEONG

The rain has passed over the peaceful meadows of Serengeti.

A pair of lions is making love in the warm sun.

They continue to make love.

They're still making love.

l'm not a call girl.

l'm OH Nan-hee (Meaning : Masturbation with cucumber)

Sorry about earlier.

Can l call you sis?

We just met.

- No, we didn't. - That's true.

Did l get you into some kind of trouble?

No, l was just careless.

l'm sorry for what l said.

lt's okay. l don't blame you.

And l get it all the time.

But what happened to your husband?

That idiot?

He won't be coming back.

Why is a pretty woman like you

holding out on her husband?

You try being me!

l'm too tired for sex after a day at work.

lt's exhausting. Such a hassle.

When was the best sex you two had?

The best sex?

Can you remember?

l can't. Mm...l can't.

- Did you ever feel it? - Feel what?

An orgasm.

Of course.

Who doesn't have orgasms?

- Then explain how it felt. - Well...

How do l say this...

lt's like jumping into hot water.

Just slipping in.

Like ''whoosh''!

You don't know, do you?

Like a rollercoaster.

First, you get on.

Then you go up.

Up! Up! Up! Up!

To the top! All the way up!

And it's scary! Then you come down!

Orgasm!

lt's worse than l had expected.

Follow me.

Where?

What is this shady place?

My shop.

lt's nice and... Dark.

Let's go.

Who the fuck leaves trash here?

- Come in. - Okay.

Business is down these days and l'm about to close.

Sounds promising.

l'm gonna unload them anyway so take what you like.

Take a good look around.

You'll find the right one for you

because it'll choose you.

Why would it choose me?

Not that one. That's mine.

Sorry.

How do you stop this?

Gosh, l'm dizzy.

ls this even possible?

You're sort of cute.

''Lay the rabbit on its back.''

''Turn the power button hidden under its furry tail.''

Looks like a suppository.

Oh my...

What are you doing, Mother?

You're still up, Hayu?

What's that?

Hello, Hayu!

l'm a rabbit from the moon!

Father will be back soon so don't worry!

l'm not worried.

l don't want to.

Because it's a rabbit?

- Do you use that thing? - What?

The big sculpture that was at the top.

- Quite often, actually. - Really?

lt's my first lover's penis.

What?

- Like, a real p...? - Yeah.

Oh my...

Don't!

Stop it!

Who needs these when you're in love?

You were born to do this job.

Then trust me.

l just can't believe that women actually use these.

What if l prove it?

- Then l'll use them too. - Okay. Let's go.

Where?

There she comes!

- What in the world? - She's shocked.

Of course she is.

There's another one!

You better wash your hands.

Stop! Let go of that!

l can see why dogs like it!

Nice shot!

You see?

Next location.

Unless you can wipe with it it's no use.

Let's wait and see.

l'm in front of the restroom.

Yeah.

Yeah.

What?

You see that?

l just can't believe it.

How could this be?

l proved it to you. Now it's your turn.

Okay... l'll do it!

Cheers!

A dolphin?

Hey, Mr. Rabbit.

Are you that good?

Want to take me for a ride?

You're so naughty!

Don't mind if l do.

ADULT TOYS

Amazing!

Absolutely amazing!

Like nothing l've ever felt before.

How can l describe an orgasm?

You said it was like jumping into hot water.

No way.

All women have to experience it.

Everyone needs to know what it feels like!

- Now you're an orgasm preacher? - l'm not joking.

You have a social responsibility OH Nan-hee.

You need to help more women

realize this happiness!

You're doing something amazing here!

l'm closing at the end of this month.

- You're really closing? - Yeah.

Yes, sir. Why did you call?

Bo-hee...l got calls from people at other toy companies.

- They said you applied. - l did.

They said to tell you that they can't take your application.

Why would they tell you that?

Word spreads fast in our business.

- You're closing this month? - l don't have the money for rent.

- l'll invest. - What?

l'll invest for now with my severance pay.

- Then we'll get a start-up loan. - A start-up loan?

l'm a marketing expert.

And l'm gonna help you OH Nan-hee.

l'm already getting ideas on how to sell these.

l'll help you rake in the money in just one month.

We'll become a hit after that.

And we'll even participate in a major business fair.

- In a business fair? - That's right!

- A sex shop? - Yeah!

l'm not joking.

The porn industry's strategy is

to disguise sex as taboo and use man's nature

to eat the forbidden fruit.

They're presenting sex as vulgar in order to make money!

But we'll take that negative image everyone has about sex

and completely change it.

How?

The human body is a part of nature.

And nature always inspired Gaudi the genius architect.

So we'll take on his Barcelona theme!

- The scales of Casa Batll� are our motif. - Condom scales.

They adorned their walls with tile mosaics like these.

lt's beautiful!

Let me be frank.

You don't have any sausages?

What?

l'm taking about men.

What's the hourly rate?

l wanted to dress up as an online game character

but people keep saying l look like Steve Jobs.

l sensed a kind of innovation when l passed by here.

l thought these could be toys for adults.

You start tomorrow.

Just a bit to the right.

- That's good. - Here?

Casa del Amor! The house of love.

l love it!

- Let's take a picture. - Great idea.

One, two, three!

Our first door-to-door sale!

What's the mask for?

l'm feeling feverish...

How can l help you?

Can you confirm the items your husband ordered?

BUDDHIST TEMPLE Wrong address!

May Buddha smile down upon you...

How outrageous!

Why did l suggest this?

These aren't your average panties.

lntroducing...

- Eat Panties. - They're edible!

How brilliant!

Taste it.

You're the one who called them!

These are just too good.

l can't stop myself.

l told you so.

- Kids would love these. - They're not meant for children.

lf your husbandslove to drink there are BBQ flavored bras.

But what if he keeps eating these when he should be eating me?

- We are a kind of virus. - A virus?

A virus that denies and transforms negativity.

We'll create innovate products

that aren't vulgar or sinful.

lt's not like l don't want to.

We can't change everything at once

but we can do anything if we have the will to do so.

You're like the Joan of Arc of adult toys.

By the way, you really like ice cream.

- Is Hayu asleep? - Yeah.

- Flowers were delivered. - Flowers?

With a card from Hayu's father.

Just throw them away.

Don't take it out on the flowers!

He can send them to his own funeral.

He's dead in my book.

Gosh.

l'd like to see you this weekend if you have time.

l knew it.

How could he ever leave a woman like me?

- Enjoy your toys. - See you.

Freeze!

Stop right there!

l said, stop!

Freeze!

Get down here.

You scared?

Take a stab at me like they taught you and l'll be nice.

Why? Did your balls shrink up?

My cuffs!

Keep still!

lt's too tight!

Tight!

lt's too tight!

lt's all l have!

- Ow! It hurts! - Quiet down!

They're too tight! It hurts!

He said to quiet down!

We're gaining word of mouth and sales are going up.

- Time to work on our new line. - Think we can do it?

Let's stop talking about work

for once.

You're going to meet your runaway husband.

- We can't even talk now? - Sis.

You better bring him back with you.

Who knows if l'll bring that bastard?

Oh, really?

That's why you're all dressed up?

Whatever the case it's good to be out in the sun!

lt sure is!

You left that gorgeous man hanging?

Crazy woman.

Hurry over there!

Sheesh.

Thanks for coming.

Thanks for the flowers.

You are...

pretty.

You like it here?

lt's big.

Belongs to my high school friend.

He's back from the States after getting divorced.

He'll live here now.

He's filthy rich.

Why did you want to meet here?

l rented it for us for the day.

l want to show you something.

What is all this?

The wine we had on our honeymoon.

- It was pretty bad wine. - It's still pretty bad.

Remember this song?

Come on, think.

You don't remember?

l don't see what all this is for.

See that boat over there?

My friend had it brought over for his new girlfriend.

Remember the boat trip we planned for when Hayu got older?

l don't know.

Honey...

We spent our youth together and we're growing old together.

l want to share every part of my life with you.

Honey.

l had an orgasm.

- But we only held hands. - Not now.

You're already seeing someone?

Are you insane?

l just had one by myself.

By yourself?

lt was my first time,

but l know what an orgasm really feels like now.

Then you've never had one with me?

l did, but...

Yeah.

l didn't.

You seem different, honey.

What?

l'm not sure.

You've gotten incredibly sexy.

Really?

What the fuck? l can't take it anymore.

Shouldn't you go up there and say something?

What could l say?

Just eat.

Fuck!

Nan-hee!

Don't think me selfish for working on my marriage, too.

l can't enjoy myself with Iots of men like you.

Lots of men?

- l know you date a lot. - What are you talking about?

lt's been five years since l've slept with a human being.

What?

Five years?

- l can't do the real thing anymore. - What about all those men?

- l saw you with them! - They're all gay.

Don't assume a sex shop owner just has sex all the time.

Helping others when you can't help yourself...

Did you tell your husband about the shop?

- Not yet. - Why not?

He'll be okay with it.

We're trying to be more open-minded.

l'll tell him soon.

Don't worry.

Squeeze. Squeeze it.

- Like that? - Yes!

Yes! That feels so good!

Really?

- Harder. - Harder?

Faster!

Faster!

That feels so good.

Oh, god...

Oh, god!

Was it good?

Yeah.

- Did you come? - Yeah.

But l want to go again...

You think you can?

You're hard already?

l'm always on standby.

- l'm spiffy with a stiffy. - Stiffy?

lt's all yours, baby. Do whatever you want.

Stretching your lower body will help you reach orgasm.

Tightening your muscles will also help.

Pull on my thighs and go harder.

Like this?

Scratch my vaginal wall with your penis!

Vaginal wall?

- Like this? - Yes!

Keep scratching!

- Like that? - Yes! Scratch it!

Feel the rhythm, honey.

l keep missing the beat.

That's better.

There you go.

Bounce, bounce.

Straighten your back, honey.

- Like this? - That's it.

Come in deeper.

That feels so strange!

Let's pick up the pace.

- Faster? - Yeah.

How did you like it this time?

lt was great.

How about you?

l felt sort of dominated when you

pulled back my wrists

and l felt twice as much pleasure when you hit my vaginal wall.

- How about you? - Me too.

l'm happy to hit your vaginal wall.

Be specific.

Huh? Specific...

- Let's do it again. - No, no!

Don't fall asleep!

Please stop, honey. l'm too tired.

No! Get it back up!

Think nasty thoughts!

The sun is up.

Was it good for you too, baby?

Many things keep women from reaching orgasm during sex.

They usually fail to relax and effectively control their muscles.

Hey, Professor Oral Sex. Things looking up as usual?

What happened?

Where's the wood?

Why aren't you stiff?

What happened to you?

You should be hard!

Wait up!

What are you doing?

- Today is ''Hotel Day''. - Hotel Day?

She needs to do it outside every two weeks.

New surroundings new sensations.

New characters!

l wonder if she'll mask me again.

You seem at peace now.

l have to live somehow.

My wife wants to eat out too.

Are you sick?

You look like a corpse.

- Like a dead man's face. - Really?

What's wrong?

l'm just a bit tired.

Su-bum.

Any news on that exchange program in Russia?

Nothing yet.

Why?

Just wondering.

Hey! Your nose!

- It's bleeding! - Damn it.

Jesus.

ls it that bad?

- You too... - Huh?

Goddamn it.

- Bend over. - Huh?

- Hold it and bend over. - Bend over?

Don't plug it.

l'll have a mochaccino. And you?

l guess it's not a caf�.

Look, they sell toys!

Wow!

Adult toys!

Wow.

A strawberry condom.

Does it smell like strawberries?

And what's that? Let's see!

A mochi?

l hear sex shops like these make over fifty thousand a month.

Maybe l should open one.

l used to make toys, after all.

And these are all just toys for adults.

- Good evening. - Give me some spritzer.

Pardon?

Give me a bottle of that sexy spray stuff.

You mean anesthetic spray?

Yeah, that's it.

- It's not very effective. - What the fuck are you talking about?

lf you don't have it, just say so. What a lousy shop!

Maybe the wine is getting to me,

but this place is sort of exciting.

lsn't it?

l'm getting a bit excited.

How about you?

Let's go. We should report them.

Honey! honey!

Wait!

This isn't that kind of shop!

Honey!

So this is what you sell.

- l came to pay for these. - They're on the house.

We returned those because they were too small.

They're not small.

He just had fat wrists. They fit me fine.

He made such a fuss, so...

Gosh.

You don't have to buy anything.

But l should at least buy something.

lt's okay. You can just go.

lt's raining again.

Wait a second.

l didn't recognize you out of uniform.

Even my friends don't sometimes.

l feel like l lose my identity when l'm in uniform.

l become just another cop.

Like what l do somehow defines my existence.

''What l do defines my existence''?

My name is PYO Kyung-su (Meanig : circumcision).

- l'm... - Don't let the name fool you.

Because l'm a B.C. kind of man and proud of it.

''B.C.''?

''Born circumcised.''

l'm sorry.

l'm really terrible with jokes.

Anyway... You look better in uniform.

l do?

Thank you.

This shop is impressive.

But...

Who needs these when you're in love?

Who needs these when you're in love?

l spoke out of turn.

We do what we do to make a living.

l apologize.

Don't you like late-night snacks?

Yes, l like it.

l apologize again for the defective product.

We'll send you a new pair of ''Pinocchio Panties'' right away.

What are you doing?

- Testing a new product. - New product?

They call it the ''Dancing Thong''.

This part vibrates to music.

The ''Dancing Thong''?

Perfect for warming up your body

during foreplay.

Oh.

l like it.

- You should test it too. - Shall l?

You shouldn't wear it over your panties.

- l'm not wearing any. - My goodness, woman.

lt's cumbersome.

You're too adventurous these days.

Huh?

l don't feel anything.

KOO KANG-SEONG

Your husband!

- Yes, honey? - Honey.

l don't think l can make it today.

- Make it where? - Hayu's game.

Her final match is today.

- Oh my god. - What's wrong?

- How many times did l remind you? - Why?

l didn't forget. l was on my way out.

l'll call you later.

Where are you going?

Hayu! You can do it!

Go get them, Hayu!

Damn it...

l'm in a big hurry, Mister.

Why didn't you pick up your phone?

- l was stuck in traffic. - Sheesh.

Victory! Victory! V-l-C-T-O-R-Y!

Victory! Victory! V-l-C-T-O-R-Y!

Victory for Eden School!

Yay!

Victory! Victory! V-l-C-T-O-R-Y!

Victory! Victory! V-l-C-T-O-R-Y!

Victory for Eden School!

Stop!

A worthy opponent!

Let's begin our cheer!

Cue the song!

V-l-C-T-O-R-Y!

Victory! Victory! V-l-C-T-O-R-Y!

Victory! Victory! V-l-C-T-O-R-Y!

Victory! Victory!

Hey. l thought you lost your mind today.

Trust me, l was about to.

She's stuck to you like glue even though they lost.

She's happy that her mom came.

Mom! Turn it off!

The music!

-What the hell... - Quick, Mom!

Soon-ok!

Snap out of it, Soon-ok!

She's not dying, is she?

Open your eyes!

Honey!

What's going on?

Kang-seong...

Yes?

They're not mine...

Doctors said you shouldn't speak.

Stay with Hayu, honey.

- l'll take care of it! - Okay.

Quick, sir! To the hospital!

Be careful, honey!

Gosh.

- Hayu. - Father, l found this...

Goodness!

What are you doing, honey?

Soon-ok will be fine.

She was slightly electrocuted but she'll be out in a week.

- Hayu found it. - Oh my...

l guess Soon-ok was quite lonely.

l don't want her to come here anymore.

l should have the alumni list here.

l'll call back after l send the E-mail.

Huh?

What is this?

What the...

RECENT HISTORY ONE WEEK AGO

CATEGORY OF BUSINESS ADULT TOY SHOP

We'll just embarrass ourselves at that business fair.

l'm gonna protest outside if they don't let us in.

Go and tell your husband the truth first.

l will.

l mean it.

When the time is right.

He must've reported us.

- Sit still. l'll take care of it. - Huh?

Good afternoon.

- Sis. - l'll handle it.

l'm the owner of Casa Amor.

Let's go.

What?

Huh?

What?

What's so funny?

RECENT HISTORY YESTERDAY

How was it this time, honey?

l felt twice as much pleasure when you hit my vaginal wall.

Scratch my vaginal wall!

l had an orgasm.

Good afternoon.

- It's packed in here. - l know.

We have it in three more colors.

l can't believe it.

A tree of condoms?

How ingenious!

Mom.

- What are you doing here? - What about you?

- l'm here to shop, of course. - Oh my...

You heard about this shop too?

- Mom, l'm... - My goodness.

Doing everything you can to

tighten your grip on Kang-seong?

- That's not it. - Did you see their goods?

They're fabulous.

The owner is a sex expert.

Their products are so clever.

Could you just go?

This is an awkward situation.

- Who do you think you are? - l'm co-owner of this shop.

No, she's the owner of...

You're a real piece of work.

But why is this awkwardfor you?

How am l supposed to explain this duck vibrator to my mother?

You don't have to.

Your father and l used all of these in the old days.

No, stop! Stop.

These images in my head. This is so wrong!

But we did try them all.

Good afternoon.

- What's going on today? - Jesus!

- Just tell him. - l can't. Not now.

- Scoot over, scoot over. - Okay, okay.

What do we do?

Please get him out of here!

You'll have to pay me.

- Damn it. - Hurry up! Hurry!

Okay?

l apologize. l'll get that for you.

Look who it is!

And in a place like this!

- What are you doing here, ma'am? - l asked first.

- l'm just... - Looking to buy something?

No, l was just passing...

- But what are you doing here? - Me?

Hoping to save some lost souls.

- l didn't know you had a fetish. - You're mistaken, ma'am!

l won't tell Bo-hee.

What am l thinking? l'm sure you both enjoy it.

- Bye! - Go on!

Please don't tell Bo-hee

you met me here.

You'll have to pay me.

l need to talk to you about something.

But l can't find the words...

l know.

- You know? - Yeah.

- l wanted to tell you... - You've got it all wrong.

You must have all sorts of strange ideas.

- But those aren't the facts. - Facts?

There's a reason why l went to that shop.

l thought they should pay for

Soon-ok's medical bills.

But your mother told you?

Anyway, it's not what you think!

l don't need any sex toys, do l?

When you don't trust me...

lt really hurts.

You don't mind what l do for a living?

There's nothing wrong with doing honest work.

l've seen lots of crazy people with decent jobs.

When l look at the people we arrest,

lots of them go to good schools and big corporations.

But you're a kind, caring, and

beautiful woman.

What more could a man ask for?

l'm sorry!

l just can't.

lt's okay, Nan-hee.

Are you all right?

l'm sorry.

l haven't been with a human being for a long time.

l hope it's not because you don't like me.

l like you.

Very, very much.

Very, very much.

Well, then that's it.

That's all l need.

You're just not used to people l guess.

Hold on.

Why don't we try something?

Come on, baby.

Let's drink Mommy's milk.

l went back home when my mother passed away.

- My Dad and brother kicked me out. - What?

Word spread through town that l was running a sex shop in Seoul.

l guess they were embarrassed.

So you haven't seen them since?

Yeah.

He said he'd disown me.

l wonder if he did.

Sis.

l'm a little scared...

l should be in love with a human being, right?

Huh?

l have to tell you something.

You finally slept with a human being?

With Kyung-su?

Congratulations!

You think l can get married and

happily raise kids like you?

You'll be much more happier than me!

- But l'm scared. - Don't be.

Just be good to him.

You better be good to him!

lt really hurts...

Our business fair has forty years of tradition.

We're not some back-alley street market for sex toys.

Even if times are changing this is too much.

Our board members agree.

We must revoke their application.

We should file a police report for slander and public lewdness!

- l understand, but... - But what?

We should send those vulgar trash to prision!

l allowed for them to participate.

Of course we should allow them!

She had an unfortunate fall on her way to the top.

l'd like to see her rise again.

Thank you, sis.

lt's all thanks to you.

Why are you so emotional today?

l can't stop crying.

That's good!

We should think like innocent children

to create fresh new products.

Bananas?

Lacks creativity.

- Eggplants? - Deliberately hardcore.

Vegetables don't work too well.

Mother.

- Can l sleep with you? - Of course.

Kang-seong too.

How about this?

Who's hungry?

Who can get undressed first?

You lose!

Open on one, two, three.

Let's try again.

ls this better?

- You're finally telling him today? - Yeah.

l'll come out of the closet with this invitation.

Yeah, honey.

l was about to call you.

- Can you come home early? - l was going to.

Why?

l have something for you.

Really, because l...

Never mind. l'll be home early.

l love you.

- We're all set? - You bet.

- l'll see myself out. - Ms. BACK!

The customer called again about her ''Pinocchio Panties''

- l'll stop by on the way. - You will?

Tomorrow's the big day.

Let's blow them away tomorrow!

Pinocchio's nose gets longer when he lies.

lf only my husband could lie as well as him.

He's just too honest.

l see.

Have some tea.

Thank you.

lf you look here...

First, you put this on.

And pull on this...

- Oh my. - It's completely broken.

- How do you take it off? - l told you it's faulty.

Honey?

You're up, Doctor?

Your husband is home?

- Do we have company? - No!

Just a solicitor!

We're not interested!

Just go away!

- Go away! - What the...

Sheesh.

Gosh. God damn it.

Honey!

l'm home!

Oh my god!

What should l do?

Where are...

You're home early.

l was surprised that you remembered today.

What now?

Of course l remembered!

What are you up to?

Getting ready to shower!

And you're not gonna invite me?

That's hot!

l'll be right out!

But l want to come in.

l'll be right out!

l'm coming in!

No! Wait, wait!

The door's locked.

But now it's open!

You're not taking a shower?

You're taking a bath!

You impatient man.

Honey.

Give me your hand.

Why?

Just give it here.

Come on.

Honey!

l can explain!

Honey!

l'm so sorry.

Sorry! Sorry!

Honey, l'm sorry!

l can explain everything!

Just hear me out!

lt's not what you think!

No, honey! No!

Stop. Don't imagine things.

Don't!

Stop imagining!

Honey!

Honey!

Honey!

Honey...

Take it slow.

You should eat something.

Open up.

You don't like sausages.

What's the matter?

- Su-bum. - Yeah?

l have this friend...

And?

- He has a wife. - And?

- She uses tools... - She's a technician?

No, that's not...

- l mean, during sex. - And?

And how is he supposed to understand that?

lt's weird.

How should he understand that his wife uses sex toys?

- That's the problem? - Right.

- Is your wife doing well? - Yeah.

Huh?

Whoever your friend is,

he's a bit old-fashioned.

You think so?

Some people say,

''Toys just add to the fun.''

l wasn't gonna say this because it's so embarrassing...

My wife...

She makes me put on her underwear.

The whole package.

Don't picture it.

Did that help?

So, your wife is doing well?

Your damn friend is worrying for no good reason.

Why am l not hearing back from Russia?

Take your allergy meds, Hayu.

- Okay. - We're almost out.

What should we do?

You'll just have to go.

- l'll get more on the way home. - Why is father not home?

Father had work to do.

l feel sick, Mother.

You do?

You're feeling a bit warm.

lt's nothing serious but l'll tell your teacher.

Okay.

THE 4_ ST KOREA ENTERPRISE EXHIBITlON

lt's amazing.

Let's go.

How did you do it?

When did you do all this?

Say ''ah''.

Swallow.

You'll feel better soon.

Gather around, ladies.

Casa Amor!

Hayu!

She's not breathing!

What?

Which hospital?

l'm so excited!

What's keeping you?

Hurry up!

- l have no strength in my legs. - Shut up!

My legs...

Yeah, l'm coming.

A new teacher gave her medicine

that triggered her allergies.

- Will she be okay? - They secured her airway for now.

My goodness...

My poor little thing!

Honey!

lt's over here! Hurry up!

l have no strength in my legs!

Huh?

- She's still not answering? - No.

Her phone is still off.

Damn girl.

Where the hell is she?

Adult toys and sexual products,

have been considered vulgar, obscene, or distasteful.

But Casa Amor's new products will surely change your mind

with innovative designs and distinctive new functions.

Women will scream in delight for....

The ''l-Scream'' series!

Penis insertion can be scary

for women who have a small vagina

and sensitive inner walls.

Now we have an innovative product for them!

The Nude Bar!

Bravo!

Our next item will make you twist.

- It is twisted! - And bumpy!

The MVP of the ''l-Scream'' series.

The Screw Bar!

Band over little bit.

Sweet fruity scents will relax the mind and body.

And the Screw Bar is optimal for rear-entry positions.

Bend over and insert from the behind.

With the press of a button...

The Screw Bar spins at a steady pace

giving women the greatest possible pleasure.

lce cream! Ice cream! ''l-Scream''!

l see you.

Look straight ahead.

Where is it?

Tell me!

Why did you leave already?

You stay right there!

''l-Scream''!

The''l-Scream''series!

Honey...

Honey!

Bo-hee!

Honey!

Wait!

Honey!

Wait!

Honey!

Where the hell have you been?

Go to your husband!

l know you don't believe me but l tried to tell you.

l wasn't trying to lie to you.

lt just happened that way.

l'm so sorry.

l know there's no room for excuses.

l don't blame you.

l was being foolish.

You were that kind of person all along

and l never had a place

in your heart.

l just realized it too late.

l don't want anything from you.

l'll move out.

lNVESTORS ARE LINING UP! _OOO NEW MEMBERS!

3 MONTHS LATER

ENTREPRENEURS OF THE YEAR CASA AMOR

WE FOUND THE ADDRESS OF MS. OH NAN-HEE'S FAMILY

Hi, Hayu!

Hl, Mother.

How have you been?

- Can l go to my room, Father? - Sure.

How are you?

Good.

Hayu just wanted to get her boat.

Thought l'd bring her to see you before we set off.

Thanks.

- Come on in. - Yeah...

What is it?

- Guess what l found! - What?

The Nintendo that you lost!

- It's old. - Is it?

But you used to love it.

Yeah, but l don't like to play by myself anymore.

- You and father have a lot of fun? - Yeah.

That's good.

Did father tell you where you're going?

We're gonna sail the East Sea West Sea, and South Sea.

Then we'll move to a new house.

You're so lucky, Hayu.

l wish l could go.

But you're busy, Mother.

Hayu!

- Don't forget your allergy medicine. - Right.

l packed them with your blanket and some bug spray.

Congratulations on today.

Be a good girl for your father and have a great trip.

You be good too, Mother!

l will.

Bye.

Let's go, Hayu.

What's wrong, Father?

Huh?

l feel like l left something back home.

Why did we need the boat?

Just because.

The house looks so empty.

Because mother is alone.

l guess so.

4_st ANNUAL ENTREPRENEUR AWARDS

The award for Best Marketing goes to JO Ji-ho of ToyNJoy.

Congratulations.

Now for the acceptance speech.

Thank you.

l don't know if l'm qualified to receive such an award.

l'll take it as encouragement to work harder from now on.

Honey! Eun-bi!

l love you both!

A lovely and heartfelt speech.

Mr. JO works at ToyNJoy,

Asia's leading toy company.

Admired by his coworkers for his

high work ethics and performance.

CONGRATS ON YOUR AWARD l LOVE YOU MOM

Now that we've presented the marketing award

we have one section left...

The Entrepreneur of the Year Award!

The one business mind who excelled

above all, regardless of industry.

The entrepreneur who brought inspiration to others.

This surely is a prestigious award...

lt was a very hot day.

l was washing strawberries

And there was music fromthe radio.

Hecame and put his arms around me,

and whispered he loved me.

Put his lips to my cheek.

We made love that day.

And that's how Hayu was born.

That's right...

And he remembered that all along.

Sis...

l just remembered that day.

The Entrepreneur of the Year Award goes to...

Casa Amor BACK Bo-hee!

Take your wallet!

Sis!

Can't you go any faster, Mister?

l'm trying, ma'am!

lt's hard to follow your dreams.

lt requires great dedication and sacrifice.

Sometimes, you end up losing something you cherish.

Sometimes, it's your loved ones.

Dad?

MY WIFE

You press this to turn it on,

and press this to start the engine.

Wow.

Did he pick up? Did he?

He won't pick up!

Damn it!

ln the end...

The greatest happiness we seek is...

Honey! Hayu!

not success of our career

but sharing it with the ones we love.

Out of the way!

lsn't it big?

Yeah.

Over there! That boat is leaving!

- Go after it! - Thank you very much!

Honey! Hayu!

Take me with you!

Honey!

- Does mother know how to swim? - No. Why?

l think she just jumped into the water.

Honey!

Bo-hee!

Honey!

Honey!

Honey!

Wake up!

Honey!

Take me with you...

What were you thinking?

l wanted to go with you and Hayu...

You almost killed yourself!

Mother!

l'll die anyway without you two!

l'm so sorry, honey.

lt's my fault for not knowing how you felt.

No, it isn't.

lt's all my fault.

l left you all alone.

l went home earlier because

l wanted us to start over...

l'm sorry l couldn't say it.

And l put on the ring you gave me because you were coming...

l'm sorry l didn't say anything.

Honey!

Let's never be apart again!

You fools!

Your phone.

Yes, Nan-hee?

Did you meet them?

l did.

Thank you, Bo-hee.

l met my father, thanks to you.

- That's great. - And l have good news.

We got a business offer from the U.S.

They want to take Casa Amor to the States!

Can you come back for a meeting?

- Now? - As soon as possible.

No.

Father, don't let mother leave us again.

This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

Hello?

Sis?

That's a new iPhone!

l'm not going anywhere without Hayu.

None of that matters to me now.

Mother!

ln this moment l'm the happiest man in the world.

- Hello? - Nan hee.

- Bo-hee? - This is my emergency line.

- Okay. - So, how did it go?

- l wouldn't decide without you. - Good girl.

Tell them we'll visit the U.S.

for a meeting next week.

- Mother? - l'm up here, sweetheart!

They want to open stores in major cities like New York!

- How many? - Ten!

Okay! Next week, U.S business trip!

Okay!

- Honey? - Why am l so popular?

Do you like dolphins, Nan-hee?

- Dolphins? - Just an idea.

A dolphin-shaped dildo for our next series.

lt could dispense lubricant from the mouth!

Two functions in one!

Brilliant!

- Next is an animal series? - That's right!

We'll discuss more later.

Okay? Bye!

Bye!

Honey.

- Do you like dolphins? - Is that your new fetish?

Hayu! Come out here!

- Honey! There's dolphins! - Where?

- Over there! - Where?

Look over there, Hayu!

lsn't that cool?

- l can smell the money already. - Huh?

Nothing, honey.

Wow!