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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,666 --> 00:00:23,242 I think Linda's marriage was a failure almost from the beginning. 2 00:00:23,266 --> 00:00:26,482 She and Tony Kroesig were married in February, 3 00:00:26,506 --> 00:00:28,362 had a hunting honeymoon 4 00:00:28,386 --> 00:00:31,962 and were settled down for good in Bryanston Square by Easter. 5 00:00:31,986 --> 00:00:34,202 Morning. 6 00:00:34,226 --> 00:00:37,402 Tony started working in his father's old bank and prepared 7 00:00:37,426 --> 00:00:39,962 to step into a Conservative seat in the House of Commons. 8 00:00:39,986 --> 00:00:42,362 ..For extending to me its usual general indulgence... 9 00:00:42,386 --> 00:00:44,826 An ambition which was very soon realised. 10 00:00:46,946 --> 00:00:49,626 Hear, hear! 11 00:00:51,506 --> 00:00:54,266 You were kind to give me such a wonderful present! 12 00:00:55,426 --> 00:00:57,402 The Kroesigs thought Linda Radlett 13 00:00:57,426 --> 00:00:59,546 affected, eccentric and extravagant. 14 00:01:02,626 --> 00:01:05,882 The Radletts considered Tony Kroesig a pompous, money-grubbing ass. 15 00:01:05,906 --> 00:01:09,626 ..Consider making some judicious investments in America. 16 00:01:11,226 --> 00:01:13,322 You might be glad to go there yourself. 17 00:01:13,346 --> 00:01:15,642 There's not a war. 18 00:01:15,666 --> 00:01:18,802 I may be old, but I can still shoot, damn you! 19 00:01:18,826 --> 00:01:21,122 I loathe abroad! 20 00:01:21,146 --> 00:01:23,322 Nothing would induce me to live there! 21 00:01:23,346 --> 00:01:26,522 And as for foreigners, they're all the same, they all make me sick! 22 00:01:26,546 --> 00:01:31,802 And did the necklace cost all the thousand pounds I sent you? 23 00:01:31,826 --> 00:01:34,762 Oh, well, I thought you'd want me to buy one thing with it 24 00:01:34,786 --> 00:01:36,426 and always remember who gave it to me. 25 00:01:37,906 --> 00:01:41,082 Er... no, dear. You should have asked Tony to invest it for you, 26 00:01:41,106 --> 00:01:43,882 or spent it on entertaining important people 27 00:01:43,906 --> 00:01:46,722 who might have been of use to him in his career. 28 00:01:46,746 --> 00:01:49,082 There's no such thing as profiting! 29 00:01:49,106 --> 00:01:52,922 Just people who are bad at their jobs and idle! 30 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:55,882 The only mental qualities necessary for survival 31 00:01:55,906 --> 00:01:58,642 are those which produce money. 32 00:01:58,666 --> 00:02:02,042 Why do you think people who already have plenty of it 33 00:02:02,066 --> 00:02:05,522 want to lock themselves away from God's fresh air and blue skies 34 00:02:05,546 --> 00:02:07,522 simply in order to make more? 35 00:02:07,546 --> 00:02:10,106 Do try to behave like an adult. 36 00:02:12,426 --> 00:02:16,002 But Linda, being what she was, kept up a perfect shop front 37 00:02:16,026 --> 00:02:18,346 and I never really knew much about it. 38 00:02:19,786 --> 00:02:22,482 Oh, no, I haven't seen Linda Radlett for ages! 39 00:02:22,506 --> 00:02:24,722 In a way, it was wonderful to be away from her 40 00:02:24,746 --> 00:02:27,922 and all the raging scenes in the hall at Alconleigh that Christmas. 41 00:02:27,946 --> 00:02:30,162 - Fantastic! - You loved it? 42 00:02:30,186 --> 00:02:32,082 - Oh, I haven't read it. - Oh! 43 00:02:32,106 --> 00:02:33,922 And to find my heart wasn't racing 44 00:02:33,946 --> 00:02:36,066 and my stomach churning all the time. 45 00:02:38,146 --> 00:02:39,706 Linda?! 46 00:02:41,186 --> 00:02:42,506 Oh. 47 00:02:57,706 --> 00:03:00,722 Oh, yes, W comes after V. 48 00:03:02,066 --> 00:03:03,506 Famously. 49 00:03:04,906 --> 00:03:06,962 You're the one who's not a bright young thing. 50 00:03:09,826 --> 00:03:11,186 I suppose so. 51 00:03:14,866 --> 00:03:16,402 Gosh! 52 00:03:16,426 --> 00:03:18,202 Don't you love a book shop? 53 00:03:18,226 --> 00:03:20,682 I do. 54 00:03:20,706 --> 00:03:24,282 It was a happy time, and I got happily married to Alfred Wincham, 55 00:03:24,306 --> 00:03:27,562 then a young don at St Peter's College, Oxford. 56 00:03:27,586 --> 00:03:29,602 Oh, Alfred! Oh! 57 00:03:35,506 --> 00:03:38,242 I have been with this kind, scholarly man ever since. 58 00:03:38,266 --> 00:03:41,922 You've never been more... sexy! 59 00:03:41,946 --> 00:03:44,282 Just pull it off that way! 60 00:03:44,306 --> 00:03:45,882 Alfred! Oh, sorry, darling! 61 00:03:45,906 --> 00:03:48,362 Finding in our home at Oxford that refuge from the storms 62 00:03:48,386 --> 00:03:51,122 and puzzles of life, which I suppose I always wanted. 63 00:03:51,146 --> 00:03:53,026 One... one moment! One moment! 64 00:03:59,026 --> 00:04:00,346 I'll just get my trousers. 65 00:04:01,866 --> 00:04:03,786 The creases! 66 00:04:05,066 --> 00:04:07,322 Right. Oh! 67 00:04:10,586 --> 00:04:13,042 Mm, Fanny! Mm! 68 00:04:13,066 --> 00:04:16,122 Not digestives, my favourite food! 69 00:04:22,826 --> 00:04:24,602 It's so nice here! 70 00:04:24,626 --> 00:04:26,362 Oh, thank you! 71 00:04:26,386 --> 00:04:29,162 The curtains! Where did you find them?! 72 00:04:29,186 --> 00:04:32,282 Gosh, Fanny, you are lucky to be you! 73 00:04:32,306 --> 00:04:34,882 Oh. Well, it's nothing like as grand as Bryanston Square. 74 00:04:34,906 --> 00:04:37,322 Oh, no! It's huge and empty there! 75 00:04:38,586 --> 00:04:41,682 I miss the hours of cheerful bustle 76 00:04:41,706 --> 00:04:43,962 and pointless chatter at Alconleigh. 77 00:04:43,986 --> 00:04:46,442 Yes, but when you were there, you always wanted to escape. 78 00:04:46,466 --> 00:04:48,626 Oh, no, I know! Oh! 79 00:04:51,706 --> 00:04:54,722 I'm in pig. What do you think of that? 80 00:04:54,746 --> 00:04:56,922 Fancy that! I am, too! 81 00:04:56,946 --> 00:04:59,082 No! 82 00:04:59,106 --> 00:05:02,122 Fanny! Oh, my...! Look, I'm so fat! 83 00:05:02,146 --> 00:05:04,042 I'm so fat! 84 00:05:05,346 --> 00:05:06,762 Oh! 85 00:05:06,786 --> 00:05:08,482 Fanny! 86 00:05:08,506 --> 00:05:12,522 Oh, it's so lonely without you! 87 00:05:12,546 --> 00:05:16,362 Oh, Fanny, the horror of important people! 88 00:05:16,386 --> 00:05:18,906 You are lucky not to know any. 89 00:05:22,946 --> 00:05:24,666 Ladies. 90 00:05:29,826 --> 00:05:32,362 - Oh, I do like that Alfred of yours! - Yeah? 91 00:05:32,386 --> 00:05:35,802 Mm. He has such a clever, serious look. 92 00:05:38,026 --> 00:05:41,706 What pretty little darn babies you'll have! 93 00:05:42,826 --> 00:05:45,522 Oh! Gosh, I do feel so ill! 94 00:05:51,346 --> 00:05:55,282 Linda's child, a girl, was born in October. 95 00:05:57,066 --> 00:05:59,762 She was very ill indeed at her confinement. 96 00:06:02,106 --> 00:06:03,962 Oh, darling! 97 00:06:03,986 --> 00:06:06,522 Oh-ho! 98 00:06:06,546 --> 00:06:09,442 Oh, love, not to scare you, 99 00:06:09,466 --> 00:06:12,346 but it was absolutely the worst thing that's ever happened to me. 100 00:06:15,986 --> 00:06:18,482 How can Ma have done it six times? 101 00:06:18,506 --> 00:06:20,762 I know. I'm absolutely terrified. 102 00:06:20,786 --> 00:06:23,482 Davey keeps trying to tell me what a wonderful clear-out it'll be. 103 00:06:24,986 --> 00:06:27,562 So, what are you going to call her? Where is she, anyway? 104 00:06:27,586 --> 00:06:29,082 The sister's room. 105 00:06:29,106 --> 00:06:30,722 It shrieks. Hm. 106 00:06:30,746 --> 00:06:32,482 Moira, I believe. 107 00:06:33,666 --> 00:06:35,562 Not Moira. Darling, you can't! 108 00:06:35,586 --> 00:06:39,482 Tony likes it. He had another sister called Moira who died. 109 00:06:39,506 --> 00:06:42,682 Their old nanny told me it was all because his sister, Marjorie, 110 00:06:42,706 --> 00:06:45,562 whacked her on the head with a hammer when she was four months old. 111 00:06:45,586 --> 00:06:47,162 - Can you believe it?! - Oh, dear! 112 00:06:47,186 --> 00:06:49,322 And they call us an uncontrolled family! 113 00:06:49,346 --> 00:06:51,522 Why, even Father never tried to murder anybody. 114 00:06:51,546 --> 00:06:53,762 Well, all the same, I don't see how you can saddle 115 00:06:53,786 --> 00:06:57,522 the poor little thing with a name like Moira. It's too unkind. 116 00:06:57,546 --> 00:07:00,602 It'll have to grow up a Moira if the Kroesigs are going to like it. 117 00:07:00,626 --> 00:07:04,842 And they may as well like it because frankly... I don't. 118 00:07:04,866 --> 00:07:06,122 Linda, how can you say that? 119 00:07:06,146 --> 00:07:08,642 You can't possibly tell whether you like her or not yet. 120 00:07:10,226 --> 00:07:11,802 Wait till you see her. 121 00:07:11,826 --> 00:07:14,642 You must be the cousin I've heard so much about. 122 00:07:14,666 --> 00:07:16,762 Do you want to see the baby? Yes. 123 00:07:16,786 --> 00:07:18,962 Poor thing, it's really kinder not to look. 124 00:07:18,986 --> 00:07:20,482 Pay no attention to her. 125 00:07:20,506 --> 00:07:23,842 She pretends to be a wicked woman, but it's all a put-on. 126 00:07:23,866 --> 00:07:28,242 Poor soul! She must've caught sight of herself in a glass somewhere. 127 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:33,986 Ah! 128 00:07:37,106 --> 00:07:40,002 But Linda's so young! You both are, Fanny. 129 00:07:40,026 --> 00:07:44,082 I don't believe very young mothers ever get wrapped up in their babies. 130 00:07:44,106 --> 00:07:45,722 Just like The Bolter. 131 00:07:45,746 --> 00:07:47,762 She was too young to be adoring. 132 00:07:47,786 --> 00:07:49,842 I'm perfectly adoring. 133 00:07:49,866 --> 00:07:52,962 And Linda really seems to loathe Moira. 134 00:07:52,986 --> 00:07:57,162 So like Linda. She has to do things by extremes. Huh! 135 00:07:57,186 --> 00:07:59,962 Oh, no tea for me, please, Fanny. 136 00:07:59,986 --> 00:08:01,962 I'm on a new diet. Ooh! 137 00:08:01,986 --> 00:08:04,442 One meal white, one meal red. 138 00:08:04,466 --> 00:08:07,202 It's doing me so much good. 139 00:08:07,226 --> 00:08:09,282 So, you won't be wanting any chocolate cake, then? 140 00:08:09,306 --> 00:08:11,642 Er... no, chocolate counts as red. 141 00:08:11,666 --> 00:08:13,762 Surely that's obvious? 142 00:08:13,786 --> 00:08:16,842 Well, OK. Thank you. 143 00:08:16,866 --> 00:08:19,922 She's been terribly ill. Sadie was in despair. 144 00:08:19,946 --> 00:08:21,802 Twice, they thought she would die. 145 00:08:21,826 --> 00:08:24,042 The doctor said to never have another child. 146 00:08:24,066 --> 00:08:26,162 It would almost certainly kill her. 147 00:08:26,186 --> 00:08:27,882 Don't talk of it. 148 00:08:27,906 --> 00:08:30,562 I can't imagine the world without Linda. 149 00:08:30,586 --> 00:08:34,442 He was right, it was an impossible concept. 150 00:08:34,466 --> 00:08:36,642 "Sh! Sh-sh-sh!" 151 00:08:37,866 --> 00:08:39,586 "Whispered Freckles, on the alert." 152 00:08:41,626 --> 00:08:44,762 Somebody else was in the bath beside them. 153 00:08:44,786 --> 00:08:47,226 Should we take her to see the park? 154 00:08:48,306 --> 00:08:49,682 Sorry? 155 00:08:49,706 --> 00:08:52,962 Moira. Should we take Moira to see the park? 156 00:08:52,986 --> 00:08:54,762 No, thank you. 157 00:08:54,786 --> 00:08:56,322 I've already seen it. 158 00:09:01,786 --> 00:09:03,482 What do you think you're doing? 159 00:09:03,506 --> 00:09:05,202 I'm reading to my babies. 160 00:09:05,226 --> 00:09:07,066 Oh, don't talk nonsense! 161 00:09:08,506 --> 00:09:09,802 Get up! 162 00:09:09,826 --> 00:09:12,706 God's sake! I'm taking you out! 163 00:09:19,266 --> 00:09:23,106 The In Crowd by Bryan Ferry 164 00:09:30,866 --> 00:09:33,762 Linda then proceeded to fritter away years of her youth 165 00:09:33,786 --> 00:09:35,906 with nothing whatever to show for them. 166 00:09:46,786 --> 00:09:49,562 She became what's known as a society beauty. 167 00:10:01,626 --> 00:10:04,842 Fashionable young men cluster around her like bees around honey. 168 00:10:04,866 --> 00:10:07,202 Buzz, buzz, buzz! Chat, chat, chat! 169 00:10:18,866 --> 00:10:21,482 At the cinema, theatre, opera, ballet, 170 00:10:21,506 --> 00:10:23,522 dinner, supper, nightclubs, 171 00:10:23,546 --> 00:10:27,986 parties, dances, all day, all night, endless, endless chat. 172 00:10:52,506 --> 00:10:54,866 Thank you very much. Thank you. 173 00:10:59,106 --> 00:11:02,682 Hello, Fanny, darling! What are you doing here? 174 00:11:02,706 --> 00:11:04,402 Well, you invited me. 175 00:11:04,426 --> 00:11:07,122 Yes, I did, of course I did, but... 176 00:11:07,146 --> 00:11:10,162 Thank you so much. Thank you... that was, that was for lunch at noon. 177 00:11:10,186 --> 00:11:12,602 It's... 11:50 now. 178 00:11:12,626 --> 00:11:14,642 Oh! 179 00:11:14,666 --> 00:11:17,242 Well, I did get scared once I heard the birds tweeting! 180 00:11:17,266 --> 00:11:19,642 Oh, dear, I've been up all night chatting! 181 00:11:19,666 --> 00:11:23,546 Oh, come on, darling Fanny, let's have lunch in bed! 182 00:11:25,586 --> 00:11:29,042 My feeling is, is that Linda is in real pain 183 00:11:29,066 --> 00:11:31,682 and she's only disguising it with a lot of chatter. 184 00:11:31,706 --> 00:11:33,522 If she had had an intellectual background, 185 00:11:33,546 --> 00:11:35,242 the place of all this pointless chatter 186 00:11:35,266 --> 00:11:38,082 might have been taken by a serious interest in the arts, or by reading. 187 00:11:38,106 --> 00:11:40,362 Hey, give my doggy back! David! It's mine! 188 00:11:40,386 --> 00:11:43,522 It's mine now! Give him the doggy back! David! 189 00:11:43,546 --> 00:11:47,202 Yes, I suppose she should have become a terrible bore by now, 190 00:11:47,226 --> 00:11:49,002 but she isn't quite one yet. 191 00:11:49,026 --> 00:11:52,362 Of course she isn't. Linda's extraordinary! 192 00:11:52,386 --> 00:11:54,882 It's your best friend you're talking about here, Fanny. 193 00:11:54,906 --> 00:11:56,322 Don't hate me, Davey. 194 00:11:56,346 --> 00:11:59,202 But how she treats that poor child is appalling, darling. 195 00:11:59,226 --> 00:12:02,282 She's completely abandoned her to Surrey to be brought up by the Kroesigs. 196 00:12:02,306 --> 00:12:05,322 She doesn't even have affairs! I don't see what she gets out of her life! 197 00:12:05,346 --> 00:12:07,082 It must be dreadfully empty! 198 00:12:07,106 --> 00:12:09,042 It's all frittery and silliness with Linda. 199 00:12:09,066 --> 00:12:10,802 Linda believes in love! 200 00:12:10,826 --> 00:12:13,666 She... she's passionately romantic! 201 00:12:15,506 --> 00:12:18,082 Casual affairs would be of absolutely no interest to her. 202 00:12:18,106 --> 00:12:20,882 One only hopes that when the next irresistible temptation comes, 203 00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:23,042 it will not prove to be another bottom. 204 00:12:23,066 --> 00:12:26,042 I suppose she really is just like your mother, Fanny. 205 00:12:26,066 --> 00:12:28,122 And all of hers have been bottoms. 206 00:12:28,146 --> 00:12:29,562 Poor Bolter! 207 00:12:29,586 --> 00:12:33,522 She's happy, though, now, isn't she, with her Italian count? 208 00:12:43,866 --> 00:12:45,202 Linda's not like my mother. 209 00:12:45,226 --> 00:12:47,242 Tony is a frightful counter-Hon, 210 00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:50,146 and the people who love her should really be more sympathetic. 211 00:12:52,946 --> 00:12:55,962 I called Linda, who asked me to go with her to visit Moira, 212 00:12:55,986 --> 00:12:58,322 now seven years old and living permanently 213 00:12:58,346 --> 00:13:00,362 with her grandparents in Surrey. 214 00:13:00,386 --> 00:13:01,962 Here you are! 215 00:13:01,986 --> 00:13:03,722 Hello. 216 00:13:03,746 --> 00:13:06,082 Tony and Moira have gone riding. 217 00:13:06,106 --> 00:13:08,642 I thought you might have passed them. 218 00:13:08,666 --> 00:13:10,042 Oh. 219 00:13:10,066 --> 00:13:11,962 Now, I must warn you, 220 00:13:11,986 --> 00:13:15,642 we have something of a rough diamond coming for lunch. 221 00:13:15,666 --> 00:13:17,682 He's by way of being rather a Communist. 222 00:13:17,706 --> 00:13:19,186 Clever chap gone wrong. 223 00:13:20,866 --> 00:13:23,242 Son of a dear old professor who lives in the village. 224 00:13:23,266 --> 00:13:25,922 I always think it's as well to see something 225 00:13:25,946 --> 00:13:27,442 of these left-wing fellows. 226 00:13:27,466 --> 00:13:31,506 If people like us are nice to them, they can be tamed wonderfully. 227 00:13:37,986 --> 00:13:39,962 Hello. 228 00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:42,186 Welcome! Splendid you could come! 229 00:13:47,306 --> 00:13:48,962 No, Moira, no cake before fruit. 230 00:13:48,986 --> 00:13:50,922 Oh, Tony, let her have a piece of cake. 231 00:13:50,946 --> 00:13:53,042 Not until she's eaten her fruit! 232 00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:55,482 It's all right, you can have a piece of cake. No, she can't! 233 00:13:55,506 --> 00:13:56,946 Have some cake, Moira. 234 00:13:58,266 --> 00:14:00,002 What does your father write about? 235 00:14:00,026 --> 00:14:01,762 The plight of the working man. 236 00:14:01,786 --> 00:14:04,402 Well, I hate the lower classes! 237 00:14:04,426 --> 00:14:06,962 Ravening beasts trying to get my money! 238 00:14:06,986 --> 00:14:08,882 Well, let them try, that's all. 239 00:14:08,906 --> 00:14:10,362 Oh, shut up, Tony! You wouldn't 240 00:14:10,386 --> 00:14:13,122 say that if you'd grown up in the country. 241 00:14:13,146 --> 00:14:15,202 Maybe you ought to be in Parliament. Who hasn't? 242 00:14:15,226 --> 00:14:16,762 We've all lived in the country. 243 00:14:16,786 --> 00:14:18,602 Do put that dormouse away, Linda. 244 00:14:18,626 --> 00:14:20,562 Surrey is not the countryside! 245 00:14:20,586 --> 00:14:22,202 Hm! 246 00:14:22,226 --> 00:14:24,562 Your pa's not exactly a man of the people, Linda. 247 00:14:24,586 --> 00:14:27,522 I mean, for God's sake, he's against women being let into the Lords 248 00:14:27,546 --> 00:14:29,482 in case they use the peers' lavatory! 249 00:14:29,506 --> 00:14:31,682 It's the kind of thing that gives the man on the street 250 00:14:31,706 --> 00:14:33,882 the impression we're governed by a lot of lunatics! 251 00:14:33,906 --> 00:14:35,546 We are governed by a lot of lunatics. 252 00:14:38,306 --> 00:14:40,722 The USSR, Norway and Mexico 253 00:14:40,746 --> 00:14:43,642 are the only places worth living in. 254 00:14:43,666 --> 00:14:45,346 Everywhere else is horror. 255 00:14:46,546 --> 00:14:50,322 Fascism in Italy, Nazism in Germany, civil war in Spain, 256 00:14:50,346 --> 00:14:53,202 inadequate socialism in France, tyranny in Africa, 257 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:56,122 starvation in Asia, reaction in America 258 00:14:56,146 --> 00:15:00,442 and right-wing blight here in England. 259 00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:02,682 Yes. Tony's frightfully right-wing. 260 00:15:02,706 --> 00:15:04,482 He really rather loves Hitler. 261 00:15:04,506 --> 00:15:07,082 We have financial interests and many relations in Germany. 262 00:15:07,106 --> 00:15:10,042 Really? Charming chap, Mr Hitler. 263 00:15:10,066 --> 00:15:13,082 I went to see him in Berlin, 264 00:15:13,106 --> 00:15:17,906 and got taken for a drive in a Mercedes-Benz by Heinrich Himmler. 265 00:15:19,466 --> 00:15:21,522 The only medicine 266 00:15:21,546 --> 00:15:22,746 is communism. 267 00:15:30,826 --> 00:15:32,682 Come back to mine for tea, will you? 268 00:15:32,706 --> 00:15:34,546 And meet my father? 269 00:15:35,946 --> 00:15:37,466 You'd like him. 270 00:15:42,106 --> 00:15:43,986 And Linda did just that. 271 00:15:45,586 --> 00:15:48,082 Leaving the Kroesigs to behave for the rest of the afternoon 272 00:15:48,106 --> 00:15:50,202 like a lot of hens who have seen a fox. 273 00:15:50,226 --> 00:15:52,186 That really is rather too bad of Linda. 274 00:15:53,506 --> 00:15:56,002 Moira was looking forward to showing her the ponies. 275 00:15:56,026 --> 00:15:57,346 Cuckoo! 276 00:15:59,146 --> 00:16:00,266 Oh, who's that? 277 00:16:02,506 --> 00:16:03,746 Who? That? 278 00:16:05,306 --> 00:16:07,442 Not Fade Away by The Rolling Stones 279 00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:09,106 Oh! 280 00:16:24,826 --> 00:16:28,362 Linda returned just in time for dinner, looking very beautiful. 281 00:16:28,386 --> 00:16:30,402 She had a father and a mother, 282 00:16:30,426 --> 00:16:33,146 and they all lived together in a house... 283 00:16:34,306 --> 00:16:37,106 Christian's father is an absolute darling! 284 00:16:38,946 --> 00:16:40,802 He lives in the smallest house imaginable, 285 00:16:40,826 --> 00:16:43,042 but it's packed with books! 286 00:16:43,066 --> 00:16:45,882 Oh, God, he's perfect heaven! 287 00:16:45,906 --> 00:16:48,322 I can see you mean Christian is perfect heaven. 288 00:16:48,346 --> 00:16:50,122 No, it was... 289 00:16:50,146 --> 00:16:54,842 It was just so nice to talk about the... the betterment of the world. 290 00:16:54,866 --> 00:16:56,322 Instead of the way Tony talks, 291 00:16:56,346 --> 00:16:58,562 which is all about what jobs his friends get, 292 00:16:58,586 --> 00:17:00,242 and I just want to fall asleep! 293 00:17:02,306 --> 00:17:05,402 Fanny, oh, don't look so worried. 294 00:17:05,426 --> 00:17:08,402 It's not sexual, it's a meeting of minds. 295 00:17:08,426 --> 00:17:10,266 Argh! 296 00:17:14,746 --> 00:17:17,402 Just o-open the window, will you?! Of course I won't! 297 00:17:17,426 --> 00:17:19,402 You must, or he'll fall off and die! 298 00:17:19,426 --> 00:17:22,762 Linda, if I let him in, it will mean great heartache and danger. 299 00:17:22,786 --> 00:17:25,082 You never think, Linda! Well, you think too much! 300 00:17:25,106 --> 00:17:27,482 Oh, God! 301 00:17:27,506 --> 00:17:30,282 Let him in, or I shall stand up out of the bath and let him in myself! 302 00:17:30,306 --> 00:17:31,962 You wouldn't dare! You know I would. 303 00:17:31,986 --> 00:17:34,682 If you don't draw the line somewhere, nothing will ever be enough! 304 00:17:34,706 --> 00:17:35,962 But I don't want just enough! 305 00:17:35,986 --> 00:17:38,402 You've got to start believing in something other than love! 306 00:17:38,426 --> 00:17:39,906 What else is there? 307 00:17:54,346 --> 00:17:56,866 Come and fight the fascists with me, Linda. 308 00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:11,266 Well... Oh! Hm-hm! I'd better get dressed first. 309 00:18:12,586 --> 00:18:15,586 Linda was a plum ripe for the plucking. 310 00:18:16,666 --> 00:18:18,426 The tree had been shaken. 311 00:18:20,146 --> 00:18:22,442 The comrades were sent large quantities of tinned milk! 312 00:18:22,466 --> 00:18:25,402 She threw discretion and what little worldly wisdom she may have 313 00:18:25,426 --> 00:18:26,522 picked up to the winds. 314 00:18:26,546 --> 00:18:28,962 ..The workers of Soviet Russia. Please donate generously! 315 00:18:28,986 --> 00:18:31,042 She became an out-and-out Communist, 316 00:18:31,066 --> 00:18:33,202 and bored everyone to death at the dinner table. 317 00:18:33,226 --> 00:18:36,922 Finally, to the infinite relief of the Kroesigs, 318 00:18:36,946 --> 00:18:39,242 she went off to live with Christian 319 00:18:39,266 --> 00:18:41,602 and Tony started proceedings for divorce. 320 00:18:41,626 --> 00:18:43,002 Divorce?! 321 00:18:43,026 --> 00:18:45,266 This was a great blow to my aunt and uncle. 322 00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:55,826 You'll be banned from the house. 323 00:18:57,026 --> 00:18:59,362 Your sisters will be banned from seeing you! 324 00:18:59,386 --> 00:19:01,482 No decent man will marry any of them now! 325 00:19:01,506 --> 00:19:05,226 An adulterous woman is the single most disgusting thing there is! 326 00:19:08,226 --> 00:19:12,322 I don't like the light-hearted way you abandoned little Moira, Linda. 327 00:19:12,346 --> 00:19:13,986 Well, bolting's in the blood! 328 00:19:17,826 --> 00:19:20,802 Meanwhile, our littlest had started kindergarten 329 00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:24,066 and I give Alfred breakfast in the garden to celebrate. 330 00:19:25,586 --> 00:19:29,202 No-one but us until four. 331 00:19:29,226 --> 00:19:31,362 Mm! Peace! 332 00:19:31,386 --> 00:19:34,562 Mm! Look at those roses! Oh! 333 00:19:34,586 --> 00:19:36,922 Isn't it heaven, our little life? 334 00:19:36,946 --> 00:19:38,186 Yes. 335 00:19:40,866 --> 00:19:42,162 Or not. 336 00:19:42,186 --> 00:19:44,842 Yes, but that's the marmalade spoon. 337 00:19:44,866 --> 00:19:46,466 Don't put it in the jam. 338 00:19:49,386 --> 00:19:51,162 Fanny, darling? 339 00:19:51,186 --> 00:19:54,186 I know you're still cross with me, but please, can you not be? 340 00:19:56,066 --> 00:19:58,946 I've come here because I desperately need a drink! 341 00:20:02,986 --> 00:20:05,026 Oh, dear. 342 00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:08,322 It was all so pointless in that big, huge house, 343 00:20:08,346 --> 00:20:10,842 and it does seem unfair to have to go on feeling 344 00:20:10,866 --> 00:20:13,562 so dreadfully unhappy for the rest of one's life. 345 00:20:13,586 --> 00:20:16,186 Of course you shouldn't be unhappy for the rest of your life. 346 00:20:17,986 --> 00:20:20,042 So, what is your life? 347 00:20:20,066 --> 00:20:23,162 I'm a Communist, you know. We both are. 348 00:20:23,186 --> 00:20:25,482 And I'm living with Christian in his flat. 349 00:20:25,506 --> 00:20:29,186 Very small, which is just as well, because I'm doing all the housework! 350 00:20:31,466 --> 00:20:33,786 Hm. And I don't seem to be very good at it. 351 00:20:35,146 --> 00:20:36,602 I mean, the oven! 352 00:20:36,626 --> 00:20:38,762 I don't wonder some people put their heads in them 353 00:20:38,786 --> 00:20:40,986 and leave them there out of sheer misery! 354 00:20:42,426 --> 00:20:44,162 Darling, might I get another drink? 355 00:20:44,186 --> 00:20:45,922 So, how has Tony taken it? 356 00:20:47,866 --> 00:20:49,882 He's awfully pleased, actually. 357 00:20:49,906 --> 00:20:52,162 OK. Yes. Because now he can marry his mistress 358 00:20:52,186 --> 00:20:56,322 without having a scandal upsetting the Conservative Association. 359 00:20:56,346 --> 00:20:59,282 Who is she?! She's called Pixie Townsend. 360 00:20:59,306 --> 00:21:03,922 You know the sort - young face, white hair, dyed blue! 361 00:21:03,946 --> 00:21:07,482 She's a terrific counter-Hon, but she lives near Plains 362 00:21:07,506 --> 00:21:10,762 and adores Moira and is good at everything I wasn't, 363 00:21:10,786 --> 00:21:13,442 like Conservatism and golf! 364 00:21:13,466 --> 00:21:15,586 Yes, I think I saw her there. Hm! 365 00:21:18,146 --> 00:21:19,962 Yes. 366 00:21:19,986 --> 00:21:21,386 Oh! 367 00:21:23,066 --> 00:21:26,122 Well, I'm only too thankful I found out she exists. 368 00:21:26,146 --> 00:21:28,906 Because now I needn't feel in the least bit guilty. 369 00:21:32,186 --> 00:21:35,482 I do think it's unfair that when I'm unfaithful, it's disgusting, 370 00:21:35,506 --> 00:21:38,546 but when Tony is, no-one bans him from anything! 371 00:21:41,826 --> 00:21:43,266 Please say something. 372 00:21:45,626 --> 00:21:49,426 No-one will be happy if you're not happy, and especially not Moira. 373 00:21:50,986 --> 00:21:53,842 And after all, our children's wellbeing is all that really matters 374 00:21:53,866 --> 00:21:55,026 in the end. 375 00:21:57,146 --> 00:21:59,082 And now you can settle down with Christian 376 00:21:59,106 --> 00:22:01,722 and you can have a wonderfully fulfilling married life, 377 00:22:01,746 --> 00:22:03,642 like you never could have with Tony. Yes. 378 00:22:03,666 --> 00:22:06,786 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, he's heaven! 379 00:22:08,546 --> 00:22:10,042 So, what's he like? 380 00:22:10,066 --> 00:22:13,962 Oh! You just can't think what an extraordinary man he is! 381 00:22:13,986 --> 00:22:18,202 Oh, he's so... detached from other human beings. 382 00:22:18,226 --> 00:22:21,242 He's just... He only really cares for ideas. 383 00:22:22,666 --> 00:22:25,226 Oh, Fanny, it's so nice to chat! 384 00:22:27,426 --> 00:22:30,322 I really... I miss it! With the comrades, they never chat, 385 00:22:30,346 --> 00:22:32,986 they just... they make speeches all the time. 386 00:22:35,706 --> 00:22:36,962 LINDA SOBS QUIETLY 387 00:22:36,986 --> 00:22:39,002 It only ever took half an hour in her company 388 00:22:39,026 --> 00:22:42,226 before I had forgiven her all over again. 389 00:22:43,586 --> 00:22:46,962 Whatever happens, I shall always be on your side. 390 00:22:46,986 --> 00:22:48,786 Oh, that's all that really matters! 391 00:22:50,706 --> 00:22:54,906 Oh, thank God you didn't ban me! 392 00:22:58,386 --> 00:23:00,066 I'm lost without you! 393 00:23:10,626 --> 00:23:11,882 Hm! 394 00:23:15,666 --> 00:23:17,362 Darling, I must go. 395 00:23:17,386 --> 00:23:19,466 But it has... 396 00:23:22,546 --> 00:23:24,626 ..so cheered me up, seeing you. 397 00:23:29,186 --> 00:23:30,626 Hm! 398 00:23:54,746 --> 00:23:56,282 Hello. 399 00:23:56,306 --> 00:23:58,242 Linda and Christian Talbot?! 400 00:23:58,266 --> 00:24:00,722 I can't leave England without her getting herself mixed up 401 00:24:00,746 --> 00:24:02,802 with some thoroughly undesirable character! 402 00:24:02,826 --> 00:24:05,626 I desperately need a drink! And so do my dogs! 403 00:24:13,346 --> 00:24:16,642 I think her... her... her marriage to Tony has been rather unhappy. 404 00:24:16,666 --> 00:24:19,362 Naturally, nobody expected her to stay with Tony, but the point is, 405 00:24:19,386 --> 00:24:21,562 she jumped out of the frying pan into the empty grate! 406 00:24:21,586 --> 00:24:23,082 No! No! No! 407 00:24:23,106 --> 00:24:25,866 Not water, Fanny, no. Whisky! 408 00:24:26,826 --> 00:24:28,546 Oh! 409 00:24:29,586 --> 00:24:33,002 I think it is partly the communism that attracted her cos she felt the need of a cause. 410 00:24:33,026 --> 00:24:35,402 Christian is an attractive fellow, I do see he provides 411 00:24:35,426 --> 00:24:37,642 a perfect reaction from Tony, but it's a disaster! 412 00:24:37,666 --> 00:24:40,402 If she's in love with him, he's going to make her miserable! 413 00:24:40,426 --> 00:24:41,786 Is she in love with him? 414 00:24:46,466 --> 00:24:50,186 Well, if she's not, she's embarking on a career like your mother's. 415 00:24:52,066 --> 00:24:54,202 Which, for Linda, would be very bad indeed. 416 00:24:54,226 --> 00:24:56,242 Linda's not like my mother. 417 00:24:56,266 --> 00:24:58,906 She just needs to spend five minutes on her own! 418 00:25:10,426 --> 00:25:12,442 I know Christian from a child. 419 00:25:12,466 --> 00:25:15,986 He's a man who moves through the world, attached to nobody! 420 00:25:17,826 --> 00:25:20,362 I expect he's hardly aware Linda's even moved in on him! 421 00:25:20,386 --> 00:25:22,362 That's rather what Linda has just been saying. 422 00:25:22,386 --> 00:25:25,202 Oh, so she's noticed it already, has she? Well, she's not stupid. 423 00:25:28,186 --> 00:25:29,482 What are they living on? 424 00:25:29,506 --> 00:25:31,882 Very little, and in Christian's tiny flat. 425 00:25:31,906 --> 00:25:34,482 Matthew's cut her off completely. 426 00:25:34,506 --> 00:25:37,322 I heard the Kroesigs go about saying that there's one good thing, 427 00:25:37,346 --> 00:25:39,786 she's sure to starve. Oh, they do, do they? 428 00:25:41,946 --> 00:25:44,426 Write Linda's address down, please. 429 00:25:57,026 --> 00:26:00,442 You don't happen to know what the daily consumption of milk is in Vatican City, do you? 430 00:26:00,466 --> 00:26:02,082 No. 431 00:26:02,106 --> 00:26:04,066 No, I don't. I'm sorry. 432 00:26:07,066 --> 00:26:09,826 Bye, Fanny. I shall have to see what I can do. 433 00:26:10,786 --> 00:26:13,066 Come on! Come on! DOG BARKS 434 00:26:21,186 --> 00:26:23,522 What he did was to present Linda with the freehold 435 00:26:23,546 --> 00:26:25,266 of the prettiest little doll's house... 436 00:26:26,666 --> 00:26:28,242 ..far down Cheyne Walk, 437 00:26:28,266 --> 00:26:30,586 on that great bend of the river where Whistler had lived. 438 00:26:31,866 --> 00:26:35,282 The Bryanston Square house had been dark, cold and pompous. 439 00:26:35,306 --> 00:26:37,442 The only thing of beauty in it was a painting 440 00:26:37,466 --> 00:26:39,562 of a fat, tomato-coloured bathing woman 441 00:26:39,586 --> 00:26:42,026 which Lord Merlin had given Linda to annoy the Kroesigs. 442 00:26:43,346 --> 00:26:46,282 The picture was wonderful in Cheyne Walk. 443 00:26:46,306 --> 00:26:49,082 You could hardly tell where the real water reflections ended 444 00:26:49,106 --> 00:26:50,866 and the Renoir ones began. 445 00:26:52,506 --> 00:26:54,202 So, will Christian be moving in? 446 00:26:54,226 --> 00:26:56,146 Oh, yes, of course! 447 00:26:58,586 --> 00:27:00,562 But just for the moment, 448 00:27:00,586 --> 00:27:03,706 I am free as a bird! 449 00:27:14,666 --> 00:27:18,682 "On way Hollywood. Don't worry. Jassy." 450 00:27:18,706 --> 00:27:20,962 Aunt Sadie and Uncle Matthew were now presented with 451 00:27:20,986 --> 00:27:24,586 crises in the lives of two more of their children. What?! Hollywood?! 452 00:27:26,106 --> 00:27:28,042 What?! Well, that's most peculiar! 453 00:27:28,066 --> 00:27:30,362 She's never shown the slightest interest in the cinema! 454 00:27:30,386 --> 00:27:34,202 Oh, yes, Jassy's in love with a film star, 455 00:27:34,226 --> 00:27:36,562 called, er... Larry Boon, 456 00:27:36,586 --> 00:27:38,762 or... or Barry Loon, I can't remember which. 457 00:27:38,786 --> 00:27:40,626 He's in that pirate flick, you know? 458 00:27:42,626 --> 00:27:45,082 She wrote to Hollywood to ask him if he were married. 459 00:27:45,106 --> 00:27:47,322 She said if he wasn't, she was going straight out there 460 00:27:47,346 --> 00:27:49,482 to marry him herself. 461 00:27:49,506 --> 00:27:53,986 So I suppose she got a letter saying he's not married and just went off. 462 00:27:55,506 --> 00:27:57,586 It's lucky she had her running-away money. 463 00:27:59,826 --> 00:28:01,546 Are there any more sausages, Mum? 464 00:28:05,746 --> 00:28:08,602 It turned out Larry Boon was not even a hero, 465 00:28:08,626 --> 00:28:10,306 he was just an ordinary pirate. 466 00:28:11,386 --> 00:28:13,802 So far, he doesn't have much to recommend him! 467 00:28:13,826 --> 00:28:16,642 He's terribly good at shinning up and down ropes. 468 00:28:16,666 --> 00:28:20,002 Look, Matthew, he's got an entrenching tool just like yours! 469 00:28:20,026 --> 00:28:23,962 Maybe that's what awakened some hereditary emotion in Jassy's bosom. 470 00:28:23,986 --> 00:28:26,242 What does a fellow want to do that for?! Bloody fool! 471 00:28:26,266 --> 00:28:28,882 He should've known there'd be an ambush there! 472 00:28:28,906 --> 00:28:30,242 I don't think much of the cove. 473 00:28:30,266 --> 00:28:32,242 Oh, I think he's divine! 474 00:28:32,266 --> 00:28:35,122 No discipline, needs a haircut! 475 00:28:35,146 --> 00:28:37,786 - I wouldn't wonder if he drinks! - Sh! 476 00:28:38,986 --> 00:28:41,882 Uncle Matthew seemed to be mellowing with age and misfortune, 477 00:28:41,906 --> 00:28:46,122 and was warming to Lord Merlin, who he no longer called depraved, 478 00:28:46,146 --> 00:28:49,706 and whose very comfortable house he was no longer adverse to visiting. 479 00:28:51,706 --> 00:28:53,762 Oh, God! What the...? 480 00:28:53,786 --> 00:28:55,762 Don't be scared, Matthew, darling. 481 00:28:55,786 --> 00:28:58,802 Moti is almost completely domesticated. 482 00:28:58,826 --> 00:29:00,482 Much like you! 483 00:29:00,506 --> 00:29:03,602 How do we get her back? We can't send Linda after her. 484 00:29:03,626 --> 00:29:06,226 It's no good sending one bolter after another! Hm. 485 00:29:39,746 --> 00:29:44,402 Jassy, you can't possibly marry a man you've only just met! 486 00:29:44,426 --> 00:29:46,202 But I'm madly in love with him. 487 00:29:46,226 --> 00:29:49,562 Yes, but you can't start a life with someone based only on romance and excitement, 488 00:29:49,586 --> 00:29:51,962 or you'll run off with the next person who turns your head 489 00:29:51,986 --> 00:29:53,882 and cause chaos and confusion for everyone! 490 00:29:53,906 --> 00:29:58,146 Marriage is wholemeal bread, it's not ambrosia and honey dew. 491 00:30:01,906 --> 00:30:04,482 That's the most depressing thing I've ever heard. 492 00:30:04,506 --> 00:30:06,642 God, Fanny, I hope you haven't become a bore! 493 00:30:06,666 --> 00:30:09,482 I only came because you said there'd be roast potatoes. 494 00:30:09,506 --> 00:30:12,482 Are there any? Oh! Oh, they look divine! 495 00:30:12,506 --> 00:30:14,282 Oh, goody! Thank you! 496 00:30:14,306 --> 00:30:16,242 I thought this was your red meal, Davey? 497 00:30:16,266 --> 00:30:19,122 Well, clearly, potatoes are red. Thank you. Anyone can see that. 498 00:30:19,146 --> 00:30:21,106 Those crispy ones, please. Thank you. 499 00:30:22,546 --> 00:30:25,162 Your ostrich feather is fantastic! 500 00:30:26,706 --> 00:30:28,522 How sweet! I really love that! 501 00:30:28,546 --> 00:30:31,466 Oh, it really suits you! I know, I know! 502 00:30:34,026 --> 00:30:37,026 Two days after we got there, Jassy became Mrs Larry Boon. 503 00:30:39,226 --> 00:30:42,202 Larry is actually a terrific Hon. 504 00:30:42,226 --> 00:30:44,922 He's a dear little peach of a man. 505 00:30:44,946 --> 00:30:47,506 And we're sure Jassy will be wildly happy with him. 506 00:30:49,026 --> 00:30:52,042 It does seem hard luck to have reared a pretty love of a daughter 507 00:30:52,066 --> 00:30:55,562 in order for her to go off with some little man like a peach 508 00:30:55,586 --> 00:30:57,626 and live with him thousands of miles away. 509 00:30:59,786 --> 00:31:01,242 The letter was from Matt, 510 00:31:01,266 --> 00:31:04,802 announcing he had run away from Eton to fight in the Spanish war. 511 00:31:04,826 --> 00:31:06,082 Oh! 512 00:31:09,386 --> 00:31:11,522 Aunt Sadie minded this very much. 513 00:31:11,546 --> 00:31:14,202 I think Uncle Matthew minded, too. 514 00:31:14,226 --> 00:31:16,842 The desire to fight is entirely natural. 515 00:31:16,866 --> 00:31:18,642 Though he pretended not to. 516 00:31:18,666 --> 00:31:21,282 But I do think it's a pity to fight in a second-class war 517 00:31:21,306 --> 00:31:24,666 when there'll so soon be a first-class one available! 518 00:31:26,786 --> 00:31:28,722 You see, I always understood that... 519 00:31:28,746 --> 00:31:31,482 Christmas that year was a sad one at Alconleigh. 520 00:31:31,506 --> 00:31:35,602 Did you know that a harbour master is entitled to fly an ensign? 521 00:31:35,626 --> 00:31:39,322 And I wonder if you've ever thought about... 522 00:31:39,346 --> 00:31:42,786 What are you hoping for - present-wise? 523 00:31:44,826 --> 00:31:47,002 I was thinking of a little fur, 524 00:31:47,026 --> 00:31:49,722 one of those tiny little ostrich hats. 525 00:31:49,746 --> 00:31:52,162 You needn't worry about new clothes, my darling. 526 00:31:52,186 --> 00:31:53,802 You're like the Royal family - 527 00:31:53,826 --> 00:31:57,362 whatever you wear, you look exactly the same. 528 00:31:59,426 --> 00:32:01,186 Oh! 529 00:32:03,506 --> 00:32:05,586 Because you have to register the tonnage... 530 00:32:22,426 --> 00:32:24,162 Why have all the best ones bolted? 531 00:32:24,186 --> 00:32:26,282 Inevitable outcome. 532 00:32:26,306 --> 00:32:29,362 Terrifying father who told them all foreigners were dangerous 533 00:32:29,386 --> 00:32:31,506 and refused to educate them. 534 00:32:32,826 --> 00:32:34,626 The adventurous ones got curious. 535 00:32:36,306 --> 00:32:39,266 Why did I stay behind with the unadventurous ones? 536 00:32:41,106 --> 00:32:42,746 Is it because of The Bolter? 537 00:32:44,706 --> 00:32:46,186 Certainly. 538 00:32:53,346 --> 00:32:56,802 Oh, Fred, am I a bit of a prig? 539 00:33:02,906 --> 00:33:04,546 Oh. What did you say? 540 00:33:05,826 --> 00:33:07,586 You a bolter? 541 00:33:08,506 --> 00:33:10,242 No! 542 00:33:10,266 --> 00:33:11,786 A sticker. 543 00:33:16,466 --> 00:33:18,746 I'm a tremendous sticker. 544 00:33:21,106 --> 00:33:22,346 How marvellous. 545 00:33:24,546 --> 00:33:26,682 Linda married Christian 546 00:33:26,706 --> 00:33:30,082 and asked us to a New Year's Eve party at Cheyne Walk to celebrate. 547 00:33:34,386 --> 00:33:35,786 Yes! 548 00:33:37,426 --> 00:33:39,082 Oh! Hello! 549 00:33:39,106 --> 00:33:41,986 I'm so sorry it's not nearly tidy enough! 550 00:33:43,146 --> 00:33:47,242 I wanted to get a nice piece of fish, but we're utterly broke! 551 00:33:47,266 --> 00:33:52,162 So there's beer and, um... Hm! Oh! ..delicious biscuits. 552 00:33:52,186 --> 00:33:54,562 I tried calling to ask what... Thank you for the champagne! 553 00:33:54,586 --> 00:33:56,522 Oh, no, the phone's been cut off, thank God! 554 00:33:56,546 --> 00:33:59,482 Christian's favourite amusement is to ring up the Nazi leaders 555 00:33:59,506 --> 00:34:01,562 in Berlin and have teasing talks with them. 556 00:34:01,586 --> 00:34:03,802 Let me find you a glass. ..A million pounds a minute. 557 00:34:03,826 --> 00:34:05,762 Er... 558 00:34:10,106 --> 00:34:12,922 Oh, my God! Being a Conservative was so much more restful! 559 00:34:12,946 --> 00:34:15,402 Communists aren't at all thoughtful when it comes 560 00:34:15,426 --> 00:34:16,682 to keeping things clean. 561 00:34:18,106 --> 00:34:19,906 But I did miss you at Christmas! 562 00:34:21,946 --> 00:34:23,562 Darling! Me, too! 563 00:34:25,186 --> 00:34:26,586 I'm lost without you. 564 00:34:27,786 --> 00:34:29,682 And I do feel like a terrible old black sheep. 565 00:34:29,706 --> 00:34:31,402 Oh! 566 00:34:31,426 --> 00:34:33,346 Baa! 567 00:34:35,146 --> 00:34:36,482 Baa. 568 00:34:36,506 --> 00:34:37,866 Oh! Did I tell you? 569 00:34:39,306 --> 00:34:41,762 I've got a job. What kind of job?! 570 00:34:41,786 --> 00:34:44,162 In a book shop. 571 00:34:44,186 --> 00:34:46,122 What? 572 00:34:46,146 --> 00:34:48,242 I know I've hardly read any books, 573 00:34:48,266 --> 00:34:51,946 but the ones I have read, I love, and so does everyone else seem to. 574 00:34:53,066 --> 00:34:56,282 Oh, but Fanny, darling, it should be you in the book shop, not me. 575 00:34:56,306 --> 00:35:00,762 You're the educated, intellectual one. 576 00:35:00,786 --> 00:35:03,922 But of course, you've got much too many important things going on. 577 00:35:03,946 --> 00:35:05,746 Oh, darling! 578 00:35:07,466 --> 00:35:08,826 It's really exciting. 579 00:35:10,226 --> 00:35:12,762 I can't stand it! It will be a disaster! 580 00:35:12,786 --> 00:35:15,242 Someone with a worse head for business, I've never met. 581 00:35:15,266 --> 00:35:19,242 I know it's chaotic, but you can't say that her life isn't exciting! 582 00:35:19,266 --> 00:35:22,762 At least they're on the front line of what's happening in the world! 583 00:35:22,786 --> 00:35:24,682 You know, famine and things, 584 00:35:24,706 --> 00:35:27,762 and... the battle against fascism! 585 00:35:27,786 --> 00:35:31,362 People like Tony and Leicester Kroesig hear Linda speechifying 586 00:35:31,386 --> 00:35:33,922 and see all these Spaniards and Communists in Cheyne Walk, 587 00:35:33,946 --> 00:35:35,762 I expect they're more convinced than ever 588 00:35:35,786 --> 00:35:37,202 that fascism is the only answer. 589 00:35:37,226 --> 00:35:39,546 I know, but it is galling about the book shop! 590 00:35:42,346 --> 00:35:43,922 It turned out Alfred was quite wrong 591 00:35:43,946 --> 00:35:46,242 about Linda's lack of business sense. 592 00:35:46,266 --> 00:35:48,762 She worked at the book shop every Friday and Saturday, 593 00:35:48,786 --> 00:35:51,722 during which time, an extraordinary transformation would occur. 594 00:35:51,746 --> 00:35:54,546 Fooba Wooba John by Burl Ives 595 00:36:02,066 --> 00:36:04,482 Soon enough, the chatters, headed by Lord Merlin, 596 00:36:04,506 --> 00:36:05,802 came back in full force. 597 00:36:05,826 --> 00:36:09,442 You caught me in the act! Oh, I do that. The old switcheroo. 598 00:36:12,946 --> 00:36:15,426 I thought this one was absolutely spot-on for you over there. 599 00:36:21,186 --> 00:36:23,586 Ooh! 600 00:36:29,946 --> 00:36:32,362 Linda's the only person who has ever succeeded in finding me 601 00:36:32,386 --> 00:36:33,722 Froggie's Little Brother. 602 00:36:33,746 --> 00:36:36,282 What is Froggie's Little Brother? 603 00:36:36,306 --> 00:36:39,682 Oh. Well, it's the heart-warming tale of a seven-year-old Froggie, 604 00:36:39,706 --> 00:36:42,722 who strives to take care of his younger brother, Benny, 605 00:36:42,746 --> 00:36:44,746 after the early death of their parents. 606 00:36:52,586 --> 00:36:55,602 Well, do you know, it's all about brotherhood and comradeship. 607 00:36:55,626 --> 00:36:57,026 You'd actually love it! 608 00:36:58,346 --> 00:37:00,322 I was an avid reader as a child. 609 00:37:06,146 --> 00:37:08,922 Linda's presence resulted in it becoming the only Red book shop 610 00:37:08,946 --> 00:37:11,882 in England to make a profit, and being awarded with a medal. 611 00:37:11,906 --> 00:37:14,082 Congratulations, Comrade Linda! 612 00:37:14,106 --> 00:37:15,866 Whoo! 613 00:37:23,906 --> 00:37:27,962 Between the dog's abscess, the laundry ruining my sheets 614 00:37:27,986 --> 00:37:32,722 and Cathy stealing from the store cupboard, it's been a ghastly week! 615 00:37:32,746 --> 00:37:35,242 Do you ever feel like half of who you are has been stuffed 616 00:37:35,266 --> 00:37:37,626 into a suitcase and is slowly suffocating? 617 00:37:38,986 --> 00:37:41,226 Sorry? 618 00:37:46,946 --> 00:37:49,426 Gentlemen. Enjoy your port. 619 00:38:03,626 --> 00:38:06,322 ..Paint the cross and shields and of course, they won the battle. 620 00:38:09,146 --> 00:38:11,482 Oh, God, it's your mother! Hello, darling! 621 00:38:11,506 --> 00:38:13,826 I'm here because I took the wrong train to a party! 622 00:38:15,786 --> 00:38:19,042 Oh, dear! Are you terribly poor? 623 00:38:19,066 --> 00:38:20,746 How very odd! 624 00:38:23,226 --> 00:38:25,706 I hope you didn't marry for love, darling. 625 00:38:27,946 --> 00:38:30,506 Whoever invented love ought to be shot. 626 00:38:33,026 --> 00:38:34,546 Look where it landed me. 627 00:38:36,266 --> 00:38:39,802 A dead white hunter, an Italian count, 628 00:38:39,826 --> 00:38:44,202 two viscounts, a Greek poet and still counting. 629 00:38:44,226 --> 00:38:48,522 Dons aren't quite the same as white hunters or Italian counts. 630 00:38:48,546 --> 00:38:50,682 My advice is a good fur coat. 631 00:38:50,706 --> 00:38:54,026 Don't bother about much else, you need hardly take the coat off. 632 00:38:55,106 --> 00:38:57,762 And don't waste money on underwear. 633 00:38:57,786 --> 00:38:59,586 Nothing stupider. 634 00:39:01,346 --> 00:39:03,282 Do you have any nice friends, darling, 635 00:39:03,306 --> 00:39:05,362 to make up for your tiny house? 636 00:39:05,386 --> 00:39:07,042 Not really. No? 637 00:39:07,066 --> 00:39:10,042 Oxford seems designed exclusively for celibate men. 638 00:39:10,066 --> 00:39:13,266 Wives are superfluous, it turns out. 639 00:39:14,426 --> 00:39:16,882 What's the point of being the educated and intellectual one 640 00:39:16,906 --> 00:39:19,562 if you still have to leave your own dinner parties so the men can do 641 00:39:19,586 --> 00:39:21,802 all the good chatting and drink all the good port? 642 00:39:21,826 --> 00:39:24,162 What about Linda Radlett? Where's she? 643 00:39:24,186 --> 00:39:26,362 She ran off with Christian Talbot. 644 00:39:26,386 --> 00:39:28,322 She's working in a Communist book shop. 645 00:39:28,346 --> 00:39:30,962 Well, I hope he's better than Tony Kroesig, 646 00:39:30,986 --> 00:39:32,786 though they rarely are. 647 00:39:36,266 --> 00:39:38,946 Isn't a book shop more your style? 648 00:39:41,026 --> 00:39:42,506 Yes, it is. 649 00:39:43,786 --> 00:39:46,882 If I didn't have all these children to bring up, suddenly. 650 00:39:46,906 --> 00:39:49,322 Well, can't you leave them with Emily? 651 00:39:49,346 --> 00:39:51,682 I know you think all the babies in the world should be left 652 00:39:51,706 --> 00:39:52,842 with Aunt Emily! 653 00:39:52,866 --> 00:39:56,442 Don't let your children get in the way of your life, darling. 654 00:39:56,466 --> 00:40:00,002 Do you mean me? No! No, I... 655 00:40:00,026 --> 00:40:02,986 You mean me? No, you didn't get in the way! 656 00:40:04,026 --> 00:40:07,506 Course you didn't! I've had a wonderful life! 657 00:40:20,426 --> 00:40:22,602 Hello? Hello, Fanny, darling! 658 00:40:22,626 --> 00:40:25,522 I'm talking quickly because the phone's going to get cut off any second, 659 00:40:25,546 --> 00:40:28,042 but will you come and see me off at Victoria Station tomorrow? 660 00:40:28,066 --> 00:40:31,442 Franco's brutal fascist forces has chased half-a-million people out of Catalonia 661 00:40:31,466 --> 00:40:33,842 and I'm joining Christian on the French border with Spain! 662 00:40:37,826 --> 00:40:40,146 Oh, well, I'm terrified! 663 00:40:41,146 --> 00:40:43,162 Never been abroad in my life before! 664 00:40:43,186 --> 00:40:46,202 I hope you sent your jewels to the bank. Darling, don't tease. 665 00:40:46,226 --> 00:40:48,106 You know how I haven't got any now. 666 00:40:49,306 --> 00:40:51,402 Think of me sleeping on the train, all alone! 667 00:40:51,426 --> 00:40:52,762 I'm sure you won't be alone. 668 00:40:52,786 --> 00:40:55,002 Foreigners are greatly given, I believe, to casual sex 669 00:40:55,026 --> 00:40:56,162 with strangers. 670 00:40:56,186 --> 00:40:58,322 Yes, that would be nice! 671 00:40:58,346 --> 00:41:02,226 Oh, God! Oh, I just do wish you were coming with me! 672 00:41:05,666 --> 00:41:07,442 It might be easy for you to drop everything 673 00:41:07,466 --> 00:41:09,682 and leave your life and be free... Tickets, please! 674 00:41:09,706 --> 00:41:11,162 ..and never face any consequences, 675 00:41:11,186 --> 00:41:14,682 but some of us have to stay behind to support our husbands and look after the children. 676 00:41:14,706 --> 00:41:16,706 Thank you, miss. I'm staying. 677 00:41:18,626 --> 00:41:19,962 Why are you so cross with me? 678 00:41:19,986 --> 00:41:22,122 Did you even say goodbye to Moira?! 679 00:41:22,146 --> 00:41:23,586 Yes! 680 00:41:24,786 --> 00:41:26,522 I did, actually. 681 00:41:26,546 --> 00:41:30,882 She... she only wants Pixie Townsend. She doesn't really like me! 682 00:41:30,906 --> 00:41:33,842 Well, do you like me? Don't Moira and I have an awful lot in common? 683 00:41:33,866 --> 00:41:36,002 Of course not. 684 00:41:36,026 --> 00:41:38,522 Right away! Fanny! 685 00:41:38,546 --> 00:41:41,442 Darling, you're interesting and clever, and... Fanny! 686 00:41:41,466 --> 00:41:44,682 I suppose everybody has a right to not like their children! 687 00:41:44,706 --> 00:41:48,162 Oh, please, stop it about Moira! You're scaring me! 688 00:41:48,186 --> 00:41:50,402 I'm always telling everyone you're not like my mother, 689 00:41:50,426 --> 00:41:52,522 but you're just exactly like her! 690 00:41:52,546 --> 00:41:54,962 Fanny, stop it! 691 00:41:54,986 --> 00:41:56,762 Please, I'm going to be useful! 692 00:41:56,786 --> 00:41:59,682 I'm going off on a noble journey, like Odysseus. 693 00:41:59,706 --> 00:42:01,242 You're not Odysseus, Linda! 694 00:42:01,266 --> 00:42:04,762 Fanny, please! Please, don't give up on me! 695 00:42:04,786 --> 00:42:06,762 I'm lost without you! 696 00:42:06,786 --> 00:42:08,946 You always say that, but you always leave me! 697 00:42:26,306 --> 00:42:28,466 I didn't see Linda for another year. 698 00:42:37,066 --> 00:42:39,642 She told me afterwards I'd so upset her that she slept 699 00:42:39,666 --> 00:42:41,226 all the way across Europe. 700 00:43:18,026 --> 00:43:19,362 Hi. Oh, hello! 701 00:43:24,986 --> 00:43:28,002 A ship has been chartered to take 6,000 Catalonians, 702 00:43:28,026 --> 00:43:30,642 who the French government have shut up behind barbed wire 703 00:43:30,666 --> 00:43:34,522 like beasts and forgotten about, out of the camps, to Mexico. 704 00:43:34,546 --> 00:43:37,402 Families will have to be reunited from male and female camps 705 00:43:37,426 --> 00:43:39,722 to get on the boat. It's a mammoth task. 706 00:43:47,186 --> 00:43:50,482 Linda? Linda! This is Lavender. 707 00:43:50,506 --> 00:43:54,562 Lavender's an incredible worker. Muchas gracias, senora. 708 00:43:54,586 --> 00:43:56,802 Linda! Lavender! 709 00:43:56,826 --> 00:44:00,082 What a turn-up! Oh, I'm so happy you're here! 710 00:44:00,106 --> 00:44:02,602 Oh! Lavender! 711 00:44:02,626 --> 00:44:06,162 Linda, meet Randolph Pine, who helps us so marvellously in the office. 712 00:44:06,186 --> 00:44:07,882 Hello. Hello. Oh! 713 00:44:07,906 --> 00:44:12,002 Didn't... didn't you sit on my bed a million years ago 714 00:44:12,026 --> 00:44:14,042 with a million other young men, chatting? 715 00:44:14,066 --> 00:44:16,402 Yes, that was me. Welcome, comrade. 716 00:44:16,426 --> 00:44:18,282 Oh! Goodness! 717 00:44:18,306 --> 00:44:20,762 Everyone's got so serious all of a sudden. 718 00:44:20,786 --> 00:44:23,322 Well, the world's gotten rather serious all of a sudden. 719 00:44:23,346 --> 00:44:26,442 Hm. Yes. What can I do to help, Christian? I long to be useful! 720 00:44:26,466 --> 00:44:29,762 Never fear, there's masses of work! Can you speak Spanish? 721 00:44:29,786 --> 00:44:32,522 No. Oh! Well, you'll soon pick it up. 722 00:44:32,546 --> 00:44:35,042 Huh! Hm! I'm quite sure I shan't. 723 00:44:35,066 --> 00:44:37,202 Maybe... maybe you could help with the babies? 724 00:44:37,226 --> 00:44:39,802 Un momento, por favor. What do you know about welfare work? 725 00:44:39,826 --> 00:44:41,322 Oh, dear. Nothing, I'm afraid. 726 00:44:41,346 --> 00:44:43,042 Lavender? Sorry. 727 00:44:43,066 --> 00:44:45,282 I was hopeless with my own baby. 728 00:44:45,306 --> 00:44:47,722 I know, she can help arrange accommodation on the ship! 729 00:44:47,746 --> 00:44:50,562 Yes, I can do that. I can do that. 730 00:44:50,586 --> 00:44:51,802 Here are the maps. 731 00:44:51,826 --> 00:44:54,282 Deck one, deck two, deck three, and first class is... 732 00:44:54,306 --> 00:44:56,802 So, how do I decide who gets which cabin? 733 00:44:56,826 --> 00:44:59,882 It's a strictly democratic ship run on republican principles, 734 00:44:59,906 --> 00:45:01,482 so I'd give decent cabins to families, 735 00:45:01,506 --> 00:45:03,602 where there are small children and babies. Yes. 736 00:45:03,626 --> 00:45:05,522 Lavender? Phone call. Sorry. 737 00:45:05,546 --> 00:45:07,626 Apart from that, do it any way you like. 738 00:45:09,386 --> 00:45:11,626 Hola. Si. Si. 739 00:45:13,386 --> 00:45:14,626 Um... 740 00:45:15,786 --> 00:45:17,386 Ahem! 741 00:45:38,666 --> 00:45:41,682 For the next few weeks, Linda drove in a little Ford van 742 00:45:41,706 --> 00:45:45,082 between the men and women's camps as they waited for the ship to come 743 00:45:45,106 --> 00:45:48,362 and take them to a more certain future. 744 00:45:48,386 --> 00:45:51,802 And she grew to love the wild, rugged countryside of Europe. 745 00:45:51,826 --> 00:45:54,202 A place which had been so maligned by Uncle Matthew 746 00:45:54,226 --> 00:45:55,466 through her childhood. 747 00:46:11,786 --> 00:46:13,602 Not knowing much Spanish, 748 00:46:13,626 --> 00:46:16,762 or anything about calories or babies, like her friend Lavender, 749 00:46:16,786 --> 00:46:19,226 she sometimes found herself waiting to be useful. 750 00:46:33,066 --> 00:46:34,346 Hello, lady. 751 00:46:35,706 --> 00:46:38,026 Hello. What are you waiting for? 752 00:46:39,746 --> 00:46:41,746 Oh! Er... Hm! 753 00:46:42,946 --> 00:46:44,826 I'm... I'm waiting to be useful, I think. 754 00:46:48,106 --> 00:46:49,826 Are you lonely? 755 00:46:52,626 --> 00:46:54,146 Huh! 756 00:46:57,266 --> 00:46:58,762 Maybe. 757 00:46:58,786 --> 00:47:00,562 Did you leave your boyfriend behind? 758 00:47:04,346 --> 00:47:07,682 I leave behind many boyfriends. 759 00:47:09,466 --> 00:47:13,426 But most, I... I miss my... my friend. 760 00:47:14,666 --> 00:47:16,866 My best friend. Yeah. 761 00:47:18,266 --> 00:47:20,826 She is trapped in Barcelona still. 762 00:47:23,666 --> 00:47:25,026 Look at you, with your guns! 763 00:47:26,786 --> 00:47:30,602 Yeah. Together, we were very brave. 764 00:47:30,626 --> 00:47:31,746 Ah. 765 00:47:35,386 --> 00:47:38,442 Don't waste all your time being useful. 766 00:47:38,466 --> 00:47:40,522 Time is precious. 767 00:47:40,546 --> 00:47:43,026 And we may not have much of it left. 768 00:47:44,786 --> 00:47:46,226 You know? 769 00:47:48,106 --> 00:47:50,226 The end is beginning now. 770 00:48:02,786 --> 00:48:04,362 This is my best friend. 771 00:48:07,226 --> 00:48:08,882 That's a good face. 772 00:48:08,906 --> 00:48:11,106 It is. Yes. 773 00:48:13,706 --> 00:48:16,066 Friends. Friends. 774 00:48:17,746 --> 00:48:20,746 The name "Vatican" is derived from an Etruscan... 775 00:48:22,186 --> 00:48:24,626 ..Vatica, or Vaticum, meaning... 776 00:48:26,946 --> 00:48:29,402 Don't put your cup down there, darling, it'll make rings. 777 00:48:29,426 --> 00:48:30,746 Oh. 778 00:48:35,986 --> 00:48:38,482 Vatico, or Vatican, meaning garden. Rather lovely. 779 00:48:38,506 --> 00:48:40,306 Hm. Before 1929... 780 00:48:45,546 --> 00:48:48,962 The great day finally came for the families to be reunited 781 00:48:48,986 --> 00:48:51,466 from the camps and put on the ship to Mexico. 782 00:48:53,186 --> 00:48:54,786 ANIMATED CHATTER 783 00:48:56,466 --> 00:49:00,002 The women and children were on the quayside when the men arrived. 784 00:49:00,026 --> 00:49:02,482 They hadn't seen each other since the retreat from Spain 785 00:49:02,506 --> 00:49:04,706 and had doubted they ever would again. 786 00:49:06,466 --> 00:49:08,306 Do you ever feel lonely, Christian? 787 00:49:09,746 --> 00:49:11,266 Loneliness is a luxury. 788 00:49:13,546 --> 00:49:16,242 If you've three square meals a day and a roof over you, 789 00:49:16,266 --> 00:49:18,466 there's nothing on Earth to complain about. 790 00:49:29,266 --> 00:49:30,986 Matt! 791 00:49:32,426 --> 00:49:34,402 I'm so sorry! Excuse me! 792 00:49:34,426 --> 00:49:36,466 Sorry! Matt! I'm so sorry. 793 00:49:37,666 --> 00:49:39,522 Matt! 794 00:49:39,546 --> 00:49:41,562 Matt! 795 00:49:41,586 --> 00:49:45,266 Hello, Linda! Oh-oh-oh! What...? Are you mad?! 796 00:49:46,946 --> 00:49:49,602 He was fighting in Spain! 797 00:49:49,626 --> 00:49:52,082 Gosh, you look ten years older! 798 00:49:52,106 --> 00:49:54,402 You do! You're grown-up! 799 00:49:54,426 --> 00:49:56,602 I had no idea that you were here! 800 00:49:56,626 --> 00:49:58,002 I've seen you several times, 801 00:49:58,026 --> 00:50:00,962 but I thought you might fetch me home, so I made off. 802 00:50:00,986 --> 00:50:03,602 You are terribly thin! Do you need anything? 803 00:50:03,626 --> 00:50:06,442 Yes, please! Some cigarettes and a couple of thrillers. 804 00:50:06,466 --> 00:50:09,042 You will have to go home when the real war starts. 805 00:50:09,066 --> 00:50:11,842 You know that, don't you, Matt? 806 00:50:11,866 --> 00:50:14,402 I don't see why. I've never been happier in my life. 807 00:50:14,426 --> 00:50:17,322 Fighting fascism is all there is to do that makes any sense. 808 00:50:19,146 --> 00:50:21,602 And abroad is the only place on Earth worth being. 809 00:50:38,186 --> 00:50:39,882 Viva Espana! 810 00:50:39,906 --> 00:50:41,362 Espana! 811 00:50:41,386 --> 00:50:43,866 They'll never see Spain again. 812 00:50:54,026 --> 00:50:55,426 Goodbye! 813 00:51:09,186 --> 00:51:11,522 Did you work on any special plan 814 00:51:11,546 --> 00:51:13,842 when you were arranging the cabins, or how did you do it? 815 00:51:13,866 --> 00:51:17,442 Well, I simply gave all the best cabins to the people that had "Labrador" on their cards, 816 00:51:17,466 --> 00:51:19,522 because I used to have one when I was little 817 00:51:19,546 --> 00:51:22,762 and it was such a terrific Hon! 818 00:51:22,786 --> 00:51:24,362 So sweet, you know. 819 00:51:24,386 --> 00:51:26,362 Aw! 820 00:51:26,386 --> 00:51:28,522 That explains it. 821 00:51:28,546 --> 00:51:32,762 "Labrador" in Spanish happens to mean labourer, 822 00:51:32,786 --> 00:51:35,842 so under your scheme, all the farm hands found themselves in luxury, 823 00:51:35,866 --> 00:51:37,882 while all the intellectuals were battened. 824 00:51:39,306 --> 00:51:42,002 Bravo, Linda! That'll teach them not to be so clever. 825 00:51:42,026 --> 00:51:43,866 There's Christian, I'll go fetch him in. 826 00:51:46,906 --> 00:51:50,402 He was such a sweet Labrador, wasn't he, Matt? 827 00:51:50,426 --> 00:51:55,762 Yes. But if you want a pet, why don't you make an offer for a leech? 828 00:51:57,706 --> 00:52:01,602 Hm. I can't somehow imagine the leech ever getting very fond of one. 829 00:52:01,626 --> 00:52:03,802 Too busy fussing about the weather all day. 830 00:52:03,826 --> 00:52:05,962 No time for human relationships. 831 00:52:10,066 --> 00:52:12,042 Linda could never remember afterwards how much 832 00:52:12,066 --> 00:52:13,202 she really minded 833 00:52:13,226 --> 00:52:15,802 when she discovered Christian was in love with Lavender Davis. 834 00:52:15,826 --> 00:52:17,682 I do love your scent, Linda. 835 00:52:17,706 --> 00:52:19,386 Apres Londres? 836 00:52:20,746 --> 00:52:23,626 Yes. Certainly, her pride was wounded. 837 00:52:26,626 --> 00:52:28,842 Christian, I am leaving you for good and going home 838 00:52:28,866 --> 00:52:30,842 because I realise our marriage has been a fake. 839 00:52:30,866 --> 00:52:32,426 Please look after Matt. 840 00:52:34,466 --> 00:52:39,906 PS, I know you prefer serious... 841 00:52:41,826 --> 00:52:43,426 ..educated women. 842 00:52:44,946 --> 00:52:47,546 Especially... Lavender! 843 00:53:03,106 --> 00:53:05,242 Hello? Hello? Hello, Fanny? Are you there?! 844 00:53:05,266 --> 00:53:07,402 Hello? Hello, Linda? 845 00:53:07,426 --> 00:53:10,282 Oh! Fanny! 846 00:53:13,226 --> 00:53:15,802 My life so far has not been at all of a success. 847 00:53:15,826 --> 00:53:19,946 I know you can't be useful all the time, but I'm useless at everything! 848 00:53:21,626 --> 00:53:24,882 Why did I ever leave Tony in the first place? And Moira? 849 00:53:24,906 --> 00:53:27,362 That was where my duty lay. 850 00:53:27,386 --> 00:53:30,322 Why can't I be dependable, like Lavender 851 00:53:30,346 --> 00:53:33,522 and Pixie Townsend and you? 852 00:53:37,986 --> 00:53:41,346 I keep thinking about your mother. Am I a bolter? 853 00:53:44,066 --> 00:53:45,962 Oh, I want to die! 854 00:53:45,986 --> 00:53:47,442 Linda, where are you? 855 00:53:47,466 --> 00:53:50,002 No, see, I'm just... I'm renouncing men. 856 00:53:50,026 --> 00:53:53,282 They are not the answer and they do not fill the hole! 857 00:53:55,266 --> 00:53:57,602 Oh, no, no! That's my connection for Paris! 858 00:53:57,626 --> 00:54:00,122 My money's running out! I love you! I love you! 859 00:54:00,146 --> 00:54:02,282 And I don't... I'm lost without you, Fanny, 860 00:54:02,306 --> 00:54:04,802 and you're the only thing I ever got right. 861 00:54:04,826 --> 00:54:08,082 Two more trains and I'm home! I've missed you so much! 862 00:54:08,106 --> 00:54:09,866 So much. 863 00:54:18,266 --> 00:54:21,082 Mwah! Mwah-mwah-mwah! 864 00:54:21,106 --> 00:54:23,162 Oh! Heh! 865 00:54:23,186 --> 00:54:24,522 Oh! 866 00:54:24,546 --> 00:54:26,866 You're in a good mood. Linda's coming back! 867 00:54:28,146 --> 00:54:30,202 Mm! Mwah-mwah-mwah-mwah-mwah! 868 00:54:30,226 --> 00:54:32,426 Oh, Alfred! Wonderful! 869 00:54:34,106 --> 00:54:35,762 Bonjour! Bonjour! My ticket! Oui. 870 00:54:35,786 --> 00:54:37,346 Pardon. Here! 871 00:54:39,346 --> 00:54:41,442 Votre billet pour Londres est expire, madame. 872 00:54:41,466 --> 00:54:43,362 Um... It has expired. 873 00:54:43,386 --> 00:54:46,522 It is, er... er... it is for yesterday, not for today. 874 00:54:46,546 --> 00:54:48,282 Ah! Ah! No, but I'm sorry, 875 00:54:48,306 --> 00:54:50,202 I don't have enough money for another ticket! 876 00:54:50,226 --> 00:54:52,242 Please, will you make an exception? Please?! 877 00:54:52,266 --> 00:54:54,962 Excusez-moi, sir, please! I just... I really need to get home! 878 00:54:54,986 --> 00:54:56,202 My friend is going to be 879 00:54:56,226 --> 00:54:58,762 awfully worried about me! Rien a faire, madame. 880 00:55:25,626 --> 00:55:27,242 Ow! Ooh! 881 00:55:31,666 --> 00:55:34,626 Why didn't I listen to my father?! 882 00:55:38,106 --> 00:55:41,042 Why did I ever come to this 883 00:55:41,066 --> 00:55:43,722 bloody abroad?! 884 00:55:43,746 --> 00:55:46,962 MAN LAUGHS CONTINUOUSLY 885 00:55:46,986 --> 00:55:51,026 SHE WAILS CONTINUOUSLY 886 00:56:05,266 --> 00:56:07,882 I would like to point out that I am the daughter of a very 887 00:56:07,906 --> 00:56:09,402 important British nobleman, 888 00:56:09,426 --> 00:56:12,802 so if you are planning to give me an injection 889 00:56:12,826 --> 00:56:15,482 and put me on a ship to Buenos Aires, then think again! 890 00:56:17,106 --> 00:56:19,642 One does not have to be Sherlock Holmes to guess 891 00:56:19,666 --> 00:56:21,882 that you're an Englishwoman. 892 00:56:23,266 --> 00:56:26,442 French ladies never sit crying on their suitcases 893 00:56:26,466 --> 00:56:28,866 at the Gare du Nord in the very early morning. 894 00:56:30,146 --> 00:56:32,602 I invite you to luncheon with me. 895 00:56:32,626 --> 00:56:34,522 But first, you must have a bath and rest 896 00:56:34,546 --> 00:56:36,386 and put a cold compress on your face. 897 00:56:39,226 --> 00:56:40,306 Hubert? 898 00:56:41,666 --> 00:56:42,946 Merci. 899 00:56:46,106 --> 00:56:47,666 Get in, please. 900 00:56:56,066 --> 00:56:58,962 I apologise, madame, for not taking you to the Ritz, 901 00:56:58,986 --> 00:57:01,242 but I have a feeling for the Hotel Montalembert just now 902 00:57:01,266 --> 00:57:03,282 that it will suit your mood this morning. 903 00:57:18,666 --> 00:57:20,762 I will fetch you a little before 1:00 904 00:57:20,786 --> 00:57:23,722 and we will go out to luncheon. Merci. 905 00:57:23,746 --> 00:57:25,762 Goodbye for the present. 906 00:57:32,266 --> 00:57:33,706 Mademoiselle? 907 00:57:54,746 --> 00:57:56,442 Allo, allo? 908 00:57:56,466 --> 00:57:59,002 Hello? Ah, you keep me waiting. 909 00:57:59,026 --> 00:58:01,522 That is a very good sign. 910 00:58:01,546 --> 00:58:03,322 A sign of what? 911 00:58:03,346 --> 00:58:06,122 Hm? A good augury for our affair, 912 00:58:06,146 --> 00:58:08,202 that it will be happy and long lasting. 913 00:58:08,226 --> 00:58:10,122 Huh! 914 00:58:10,146 --> 00:58:11,946 We are not going to have an affair. 915 00:58:13,986 --> 00:58:16,426 And if that's what you were thinking, I don't want lunch! 916 00:58:17,666 --> 00:58:20,722 I shall leave this hotel room and go straight to the train station! 917 00:58:22,146 --> 00:58:24,642 Mademoiselle, don't be so English. 918 00:58:24,666 --> 00:58:26,506 May I ask, what is your name? 919 00:58:28,986 --> 00:58:30,482 Linda. 920 00:58:30,506 --> 00:58:33,066 Linda? That's a pretty name. 921 00:58:34,306 --> 00:58:35,962 I'm waiting for you downstairs, Linda. 922 00:58:36,012 --> 00:58:40,562 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 72132

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