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♫ That happiness poems write of ♫

♫ That happiness poems write of ♫

♫ It’s all true, it’s the answer to your question ♫

♫ Look at the sprouting cherry blossoms outside the window ♫

♫ I’m never letting go of this hand I’m holding ♫

♫ Never fearing again because the person I love is you ♫

♫ I understand that you and I used to be too different ♫

♫ That’s what’s good about you ♫

♫ Even when you occasionally get a bit angry ♫

♫ you’re still so cute that I cannot resent you ♫

♫ But I’m just like this and carefree ♫

♫ letting you occupy more territory step by step ♫

♫ In all the fairy tales with beautiful endings ♫

♫ the place where you are is the corner of the heavens and seas ♫

♫ Never fearing again because the person I love is you ♫

My Amazing Boyfriend

- Episode 9 -

Thanks to Ah Zhi, I just signed up for the adult Taekwando class,

so we will see each other often from now on.

That's great. You can come see me anytime.

Excuse me.

I heard that Mr. Xue is still living with Xiao Zhi. Does Mr. Xue not have a house in China?

Not at the moment.

I know that the center island in Cheng Zhong Lake is constructing a late Qing Dynasty style mansion.

I plan on buying one after the construction,

so right now I'm temporarily living with Xiao Zhi.

I heard that living together is the best way to develop a stronger relationship.

Want to live at my place? Or I can move in with you?

That's alright, Mr. Hong.

Mr. Xue, the center island mansion you speak of will have beautiful views.

The entire island only has three mansions. You really have good taste.

It's not that he has good taste. He just knows how to brag.

Center island mansion?

Monster Xue, that poor boy with no sense of time. Does he even know how much it costs?

[¥2 billion]

Two billion!

But Mr. Xue has the best taste in women; hence, Ms. Tian.

She hired a well-digging crew to dig wells in Africa.

All of my goodwill is in front of the camera.

Ms. Tian's goodwill is behind the scenes; therefore, Ms. Tian is the kind of person I admire the most.

I can't believe you knew!

Of course! All good things will eventually be known.

- How is this?- Hello, Professor Li.

Boss wants me to pick you up.

I know.

Therefore, to prevent children from suffering from the cold and hunger,

it is a basic requirement for the goodwill institute.

Hello, Mr. Hong. Recently we've seen

you and Ms. Zhang Xuan Xuan make many public appearances.

Does this mean that the wedding is nearing?

Come, hurry.

[Five million views]

Look, this video is so popular.

[Countdown to video release]

[Five million views]

[Countdown to video release]

You should try to do something about the viewership!

It looks like you really are a crazy fan of Zhang Xuan Xuan.

She's your favorite right now?

No. My favorite is Katharine Hepburn.

No one can surpass her position in my heart.

What is her relationship with Audrey Hepburn?

The relationship between American and British.

I don't know much about either of these country's people,

but tomorrow I'm about to meet with a Chinese, Zhang Xuan Xuan,

to go to her fiance's house to visit him while he's sick. What do you think?

Do you want to see your goddess?

I don't have any time.

That makes sense. You should be thinking about whether you are going

to the Amazon rainforest or the African savannah?

But before you go to the deep forest, fix the issue with my mom.

Boss, the video has already surpassed two million hits.

Hello, Manager Fang.

Yes, after you give me his contact info, your commission will be deposited immediately.

But I must remind you,

after you receive our money, if you expose our info to anyone—

Very good. I trust you.

The world is full of people all greedier than the last one.

Greedy people... even if they have a life to earn money,

they won't have the life to spend it.

Boss, it's added.

He's asking how much we plan to offer.

How much does he want?

How much are you asking?

Five million.

Give it to him.

[¥5 million.]

[Alright.]

Boss, I think that maybe we agreed too easily.

Maybe he'll feel that there's room for negotiation.

Wait.

[I stepped out for a while. Why don't you want the video released?]

Boss.

[Are you trying to lure the monster out?]

He says, "Of course." But if the monster kills them, that will be causing trouble for himself.

Just ask if they are going to sell it or not.

[Are you going to sell or not?]

[Of course.]

He says, "Of course." But he wants to know how we plan on catching that monster.

We've ran into a curious cat.

Too curious.

If he's scared he'd invite trouble onto himself, then he shouldn't be asking such questions.

It's as if he's buying time.

Could it be the price that he's not satisfied with?

No.

I feel like the focus isn't on the money.

Maybe he doesn't have the HD video?

Then why is he picking the buyer,

and dragging out time?

- Unless... - Oh no!

He's locating us.

[Location failed]

Almost got him! All for naught.

Not all for naught.

At least I've got confirmation that my enemy is still alive and he's looking for the opportunity to kill me.

But what are you going to do?

Bro, we should go to the video site's admin and ask about the buyer's info.

The buyer was willing to pay ‎¥5 million for the video. He wouldn't penny pinch on sealing his information.

Then you use your super power to frighten him or to beat him until he talks.

Because even if he's been paid to seal his mouth, if it's life that's put at stake,

he will try to salvage his life.

A pauper gets a black gold card with no limit.

He'll think that there's nothing in this world that money can't buy.

Same goes for when a human discovers a super power.

They'll think they've gotten a magical key that prevails above the law and human rights.

So... you won't use that magical key, right?

[Countdown to the exposure]

Yes! Look!

Wow, that's so great!

Unbelievable.

Yup.

Xiao Zhi, did you look at the midnight monster video?

Director, please let me explain it. I don't know much about it either.

Xiao Zhi.

Look.

Director, I can't watch. I still have something to do...

Brother! Brother!

What is that?

Brother! Brother!

Brother, where are you?

Sister! Wait for me, Sister!

Sister, I'm coming immediately!

Brother, be careful!

Sister, it was so hard to find you!

Brother!

Sister!

I can finally see you!

Sister!

Did that startle you? Our promoting upon this opportunity is such a huge success.

Our drama has already hit the trending list.

I can already see the rating king's throne waving at me.

This— How can it turn into this?

It's actually our—!

Xiao Zhi, because you're good and you don't gossip,

that's why I'm only telling you this.

We were originally going to contact the video hosting site

and before the HD video of the midnight monster goes up,

we wanted to insert our promotion ad.

But that video site admin told us they didn't receive the HD video.

So we copied that video and cut ourselves a commercial for the drama.

Top trending today! Top trending today!

Hey, you don't need to go to some deep forest anymore,

because there was never an HD video!

I already knew about this.

Miss Tian, I also took part in it.

Miss Tian, please dissipate some anger first.

For the past few days, did it dissipate your anger when you watched me look so scared?

- No. - Kneel!

Brother Da Qiao told me not to tell you.

Monster Xue, you're taking your revenge, right?

I just like seeing you going in circles like an ant on a hot pan.

Then have you watched enough?

Can you tell me when you two began this thing?

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Hello?

Dong Dong, this is Xue Ling Qiao.

Do you have time to help me?

I have time, yes! I have time!

Although we couldn't locate him,

we, at least, proved that this person doesn't want me exposed to the public.

Also, he is very rich, and waiting to capture me at all times.

Miss Tian, don't be angry.

You're fired. Kneel down!

Brother, what should we do?

Why are you making her angry?

Professor!

What is that?

An invitation to the Academic Symposium.

They have all the famous researchers from abroad...

- Write that down for me. - Sure.

You represent our center and go.

I have a business trip tomorrow and I'll be back in about half a month.

But this symposium will have a lot of famous—

I know it's rare to have an opportunity go, but it's the same if you go.

Professor, yesterday afternoon, you didn't attend the discussion forum.

Was it because you were not feeling well?

I went to the hospital, but there's nothing severe.

Alright.

Professor, you're lying. What are you trying to hide?

I want to get off.

Let me park.

By the time you finish parking, the drama will have finished shooting.

If you and I are supposed to act like a couple, why the cold shoulder?

Bro, have you ever been in love?

Of course, lovers go through arguments and silent treatments.

I've never been in love.

You've lived for nothing.

I promise to tell you next time.

There's no need. I don't want to know anyway.

Today, you film yours and I'll film mine.

Whoever talks to the other person first is a dog!

Hey, are you going to park there? If not, I'll park there.

Do you not understand Chinese? I'm talking to you.

Not bad, right?

[Invitation to Symposium]

Please.

Just wait there.

- Which floor? - Top floor, thanks.

What is Mr. Ye doing here?

A meeting. Is Miss Zhang coming here on a date with the fiance?

Check the books. This hotel is my family's.

The Zhang family is already a wealthy family, but you will build another alliance with marriage, too.

Indeed, the rich value money the most.

Of course, it should be valued highly.

Look at the extravagant decor of this hotel.

The servers are all topnotch with best looks and physique.

Also, these 24-hour zero-fail elevators all cost money, too.

Researchers such as yourself are the luckiest.

All you have to do is wait for people to give you money.

You're right. Everyone has their thing.

This is your zero-fail elevator?

I'm going to dismantle this elevator.

Why are you laughing?

I'm laughing at how peculiar fate is.

The city is so big and you and I are not real acquaintances,

yet we're trapped in the same elevator.

It's true. I should've checked the daily fortune before I left home.

You sprained your foot? Take off your high heels.

Stop joking.

Women without high heels are like soldiers without weapons.

I thought your weapon was money.

In your mind, Tian Jing Zhi might seem mean,

and myself, a lover of money over life.

Miss Zhang, are you okay?

I'm fine.

Hey, Ye Chen!

Senior.

- When did you come back from the States? - Yesterday. I came with Professor Stevens.

But I have to leave tomorrow.

Professor Li didn't come with you?

He's on a business trip.

How are you guys doing these days? Any new research?

New research... there is, but it's a long story. Won't go into it.

Any progress on the human refrigeration system?

Stuck in the same place.

I hope that the human refrigeration technique can be like computer systems;

maintaining cell lives in the lowest temperature.

Anytime you need it, you push the button and it can rise again.

This is an interesting comparison. Pushing a button is quite essential.

Pushing a button? That's just a counter-force.

Like kelp that's been dried,

you soak it in water and it expands like it's resurrecting.

Of course, kelp is not a good example, since it's not really resurrecting life.

If it's a human refrigeration system that maintains cell life,

the temperature is that button.

At the right temperature, it can resurrect completely.

If you think resurrection is not the right term,

then we can call it awakening, since it never died.

Cell life? Resurrection? Never died?

Ye Chen! Ye Chen!

Senior, I'm sorry. I suddenly remembered something; I have to make a call.

No problem. Go ahead. I'll see you at the symposium soon.

Okay.

The body drained of blood, revival of frozen cells,

the disappearance following the accident, the traces of blood...

No. This sort of thinking is too crazy!

Li Yan Zhi will never believe it!

What should I do? I have to think about this thoroughly.

[M.T. Youth Film Festival]

I'm going to blast you!

Xiao Zhi, I want to discuss something with you.

What!

Director, what is it?

Well, didn't we agree earlier that we'll allow Da Qiao to join in this drama?

But his image as this violent Big Boss is too good!

I've discussed it with the script writer and we decided to include a section where he interacts with the lead actress.

Wasn't it the role of the violent Big Boss to break up the OTP?(OTP: One true pair)

What kind of scene with the leading actress are you adding?

Well... well...

Well, the violent Big Boss treats the leading actresses menacingly...

That is... it'll look like passion but it's not passion.

Kiss scene?

Actually... yes.

- I—! - Xiao Zhi, this is acting.

You're a professional actress.

For the sake of making our drama more amazing, you will be most willing. Right?

Right?

Ask him yourself. If he doesn't disagree, I won't disagree.

What's wrong? Did you guys fight?

Will she be angry for a long time?

No. She has small brain capacity. She'll be fine after a meal.

A meal?

Us Chinese people have a saying, "If you take advantage of someone—"

Xuan Xuan, Da Qiao, I have something to disuss with you.

Even if Monster Xue agrees, Xuan Xuan can choose to disagree.

I know her best.

Okay.

Where is it?

They are both pears. Which kind should I buy?

Young lad, you don't know which one to buy, do you?

I want to buy the pear used in sweet soups.

The pear for sweet soups? Then it is definitely the snow pear.

Don't buy the wrong one, or your wife will scold you.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

[Where are you?]

[Supermarket.]

You want to run?! After stealing an old lady's money?!

Didn't your parents teach you how to be a person!?

Get lost! Mind your own business!

I think they're fighting. Let's see.

Brother, please let me go. I won't steal anymore. Truly!

Be nice to the elderly, because you will also become old one day.

I know. I won't do it anymore.

What's up?

This person robbed a grandma and hit me, too!

Please call the police. There are people fighting!

Keep the change. Thank you!

What happened? What is this about Monster Xue hitting people and getting caught by the police?

And why did the police call you and not me?

This fake girlfriend can't measure up to you, the flatterer?

Miss Tian, you just asked so many questions. Which one do I answer?

- All of them! - Brother Da Qiao probably didn't want to bother you,

so he told them to call me.

But your ex-boyfriend's really difficult! He insisted that you come to pick him up.

There must be a reason why brother Da Qiao got into a fight.

There is no point in you saying that!

Currently, the grandma is unconscious. You saw the grandma struggle with the accused.

When the accused shoved the grandma to unconsciousness, were there any witnesses around you?

There weren't.

If you were being a good Samaritan, then stopping the attack would have sufficed.

Why did you use force to hurt the accused?

I didn't use force to hurt him.

This is fact. The accused's back was heavily bruised,

with three broken ribs.

It can only prove that I miscalculated the force I used. Like I said before, it was unintentional.

Looks like you have a dishonest attitude.

I'm telling the truth.

Brother Xiao Yuan, please come out first.

How is my Da Qiao? Is he hurt?

Why didn't you ask for the condition of the man he injured instead? Apart from severe back bruising,

there were three broken ribs, too!

My Da Qiao would never hurt someone without reason!

Previously, he injured the leading actor due to jealousy. Now, he broke a person's bones at the supermarket.

Tian Jing Zhi, will you only be satisfied when you lie on a hospital bed because of him?

If something bad happens to you because I broke up with you,

I'll feel guilty even after I die!

I think your logic is very weird.

I don't think there are any connections between these events.

He is not suitable for you!

But I love him.

What to do? In your eyes, he is unsuitable and has violent tendencies.

When I acted up, he would rather break down my door instead of accommodating me.

But I just love him. That's how I love someone. If he doesn't leave me,

I won't leave him either.

You're really—!

Why are you suddenly coughing so badly? You're like a bag of bones.

Even though you've worked so hard, I still don't see any bonuses in your pay.

You should just pay the bail and take him away.

Tian—

Brother Da Qiao, what's wrong with Miss Tian?

She's fine. You don't need to mind her.

Manager Fong,

go get my car from the shoot.

Can you not hold it in?

Do you not have common sense? When you meet these situations, just call the police.

Why did you have to break his ribs?

If it was you, after the car accident,

and I only called the police, I don't think that you could stand here and tell me these principles.

Fine. I am a cold-blooded animal, okay?

When I heard you got taken to the police station, I was scared to death!

You made me lose face in front of Li Yan Zhi. You caused me trouble.

Forget it.

Forget what? Where are you going?

"Forget it" means that I don't want to drag you into it and don't want to care about you anymore.

That's great. I actually want to forget it, too!

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Why would I care about you? I hope you never come back!

Don't blame me for not coming to see you in so long.

I've really been busy these days.

But look. I came here especially to see you today.

I'm staying here with you tonight.

This is that monster's blood sample.

I met up with you and give you this with such value...

Don't you have anything to ask?

What do you want me to do?

Back then, when I decided to support your research,

it wasn't simply due to your honorable skills. What's most important was

your love towards your daughter.

We have always been taking what we want,

and the same goes for this time as well.

That monster did not die even after having all of his blood drained.

You must use this blood sample to find a way to totally kill that monster

and his secret to immortality.

Remember not to get curious about that monster.

Bad things happen to people who are too curious.

Miss Tian, your coffee is here.

Miss Tian, why are you so inattentive today?

You still haven't made up with Brother Da Qiao?

Don't mention him.

He's filming the kiss scene with Miss Zhang today. Won't you get angrier if you see that?

Today?

Didn't they hand you the filming contents already?

Cut!

Who shouted cut?!

Tian Jing Zhi, what are you doing? Are you the director or am I the director?

So what if you're the director!? How can you just change the script whenever you want!?

You want to make my boyfriend kiss my best friend!? Do you want us to continue working together in peace!?

I don't care! It can't be a real kiss! Just fake it with a good angle!

Otherwise, I will smash your machine!

Tian Jing Zhi, what are you doing?!

I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Director. I shouldn't have shouted.

Go on.

Why are you coming out? Your girl is inside.

"Take 'little sister' home to eat lunch this weekend."

Stop there!

Where did you go last night?

Where I went has nothing to do with you.

I'm your girlfriend and a female celebrity.

Your actions will probably bring me complications.

Then why don't you just announce your breakup with me?

Monster Xue, you—!

For the kiss scene, just angle it so that it looks like a kiss! Angle it!

Next week, we will be shooting the stills for the main characters. And now you're turning grief into appetite.

I'm just really hungry!

What's with you and Da Qiao recently? Whose fault is it really?

Of course, it's his fault! He just randomly went out in the morning to buy something at the supermarket,

then hit someone and caused me to lose face in front of Xiao Yan.

Are you serious?

Your Da Qiao was going to the supermarket so he can make a meal for you.

I made the menu!

He's such a caring man. Why are you even complaining?

It can't be... He's the Prince of Dodgy Ingredients.

Be honest.

Were you really worried of losing face in front of Xiao Yan,

or were you worrying about him?

Who's worrying about him?

He can break human bones, what is there to worry about?

Why don't you just break up with him?

After all, the number of women waiting to grab him can be lined up from here to the river.

I have to mention that the lip shape of your Da Qiao,

is the shape of the legendary kissable lips.

Only the kissing skills...

Hey! Don't make me unfriend you.

Are you really angry?

Alright, I won't make fun of you.

I was okay with the kiss scenes.

Your Da Qiao protected his body for you

and innocently requested for faking it at an angle.

It can't be. He's your fan.

Even his online ID is 'Bodyguard Team Leader'.

Your Da Qiao entered my Bodyguard Fan-club?

He even paid the fees.

Okay, I will give him a discount.

I thought you'd give it to him for free.

No.

I am the penny-pincher and you are the Sudhana kumāra (child of wealth).

Where did the meat go?

Oh my god, I'll get fat!

Will you consider coming to my place for some wine to de-stress?

Good idea!

Hey! Bill! This lady here is paying!

Don't worry, Xiao Guai. You mom will pick you up soon.

Mom!

Mommy!

I'm sorry, trainer, for making you take care of him for so late.

Were you in trouble?

No, I had to work overtime. Sorry for bothering you.

No problem. Xiao Guai was good the whole time.

Oh, right.

We've really brought a lot of problems to you. We're very sorry.

This is a snack I made for you to try.

I didn't think I would have to work so late today.

I'm sorry to use this as a present. It's not sincere at all.

No, no. I just thought...

it's very familiar to me and very warm. Thank you for the present.

Bye, trainer!

Be careful!

Bro!

Why are you here?

Who was that woman?

Why are you so angry?

Why do you think I'm angry?

You already have me and Miss Tian. Why are you still hitting up other people?

What nonsense are you saying?

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♫ The broken faucet in the bathroom ♫

♫ has dripped and rusted ♫

♫ The bedside looks like your figure ♫

♫ Often, ♫

♫ it’s reminded me for a long time ♫

♫ You didn’t speak ♫

♫ You didn’t say you’d go with me ♫

♫ As if later, it will be the end in the blink of an eye ♫

♫ You didn’t speak ♫

♫ You didn’t appear at the intersection ♫

♫ Let it be me this time, and I won’t casually hold and let go of your hand ♫

♫ After that day under the dim street light ♫

♫ it was said there won’t be such eternity in time ever again ♫

♫ I’m still waiting to ask in the next life ♫

♫ will you be able to let me go? Come back ♫

♫ Be with me for a lifetime ♫

♫ I’m waiting for you to speak ♫

♫ I’m waiting for you to say you’ll go with me ♫

♫ As if later, it will be the end in the blink of an eye ♫

♫ I’m waiting for you to speak ♫

♫ I’m waiting for you to appear at the intersection ♫

♫ From now on, I won’t casually speak of letting go of your hand ♫

♫ From now on, I won’t casually speak of letting go of your hand ♫