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♫ That happiness poems write of ♫

♫ speak of the corners of the heavens and seas I want to visit ♫

♫ It’s all true, it’s the answer to your question ♫

♫ Look at the sprouting cherry blossoms outside the window ♫

♫ I’m never letting go of this hand I’m holding ♫

♫ Never fearing again because the person I love is you ♫

♫ I understand that you and I used to be too different ♫

♫ That’s what’s good about you ♫

♫ Even when you occasionally get a bit angry ♫

♫ you’re still so cute that I cannot resent you ♫

♫ But I’m just like this and carefree ♫

♫ letting you occupy more territory step by step ♫

♫ In all the fairy tales with beautiful endings ♫

♫ the place where you are is the corner of the heavens and seas ♫

♫ Never fearing again because the person I love is you ♫

My Amazing Boyfriend

- Episode 7 -

It's already been twenty minutes.

What to do? What to do? What to do?

[Feng Dong Dong]

Aiya!

- What is it, Dong Dong? - You've finally picked up.

I'm already in a bad situation.

There's an even worse situation right now!

Your parents already know that it's not your cousin who's staying at your house. They're heading over now.

I really wish I had received your phone call thirty minutes ago!

I've already been found out by my parents. I was pinned down by Monster Xue on the couch.

I don't know why I suddenly blurted out I was pregnant either!

But the problem is that my parents kept on hitting Monster Xue,

I was so scared that Monster Xue would get angry and snap their necks!

They've been talking downstairs for twenty minutes already.

Are you sure Brother Da Qiao is only talking to them

and hasn't broken their necks already?

Hello? Miss Tian, why aren't you talking anymore?

What do you see? Miss Tian?

Do you see dead bodies?

It's even more maddening than dead bodies!

Have a taste.

- It smells so nice! - Really!

This is such a good tea!

I will try it.

Dad! How can you drink the tea he offers you?

So what? If we didn't come here today,

when would we be able to drink son-in-law's tea?

I know, right?

We're a family; don't be humble.

Forget it. I think it's already late today.

Let's go back first and discuss the marriage with our son-in-law some other time.

Okay, okay.

Then, we'll do what Mother says.

Look at how fine he is.

Mom.

Ms. Qiu, actually both of us want to break up now.

Shut up. We are very satisfied with this son-in-law.

If you get dumped again this time

or dare lay a finger on my grandson,

I will end my mother-daughter relationship with you.

Forget it, forget it. Weren't you also making a fuss saying you wanted to break up with me when you were pregnant back then?

Let them solve their problems themselves, okay?

We're leaving.

Why did I say that I was pregnant?!

How come there was a voice near my ear just now, saying:

"You're pregnant. You're pregnant. You're pregnant."

So annoying!

What exactly did you say to my parents? Aren't you able to hear very well?

How come you didn't hear them enter?

Where are you going this late?

Because, Miss Tian, you were crying so noisily, I wasn't able to hear them. I'm very sorry about this.

Also, I will be sure to pay you back for the cameras.

As for the acting role,

ask the crew to call me directly. I will be there.

Do you want to leave?

You've made my life...!

The door is like this and you want to leave?

This kind of life, depending on the mercy of others,

this is the first time I've seen it in five-hundred years. I've had enough of it.

- Miss Tian, it's best if we go our separate ways. It'll be better for both of us. - Hey!

Where can you go if you leave our house?

Furthermore, aren't you searching for your enemy?

Without me, can you do it?

Thank you for your concern.

But I do know a phase that goes: "A gentleman will not force someone to do something that they don't want to do."

Also, I'm about to be attacked by the entire human population.

I might trouble you.

This doesn't necessarily have to reach five million views, right?

Let's think about some other methods.

You don't understand Mrs. Qiu! Whenever she gets mad, she won't let me call her mom!

And she's not joking around when she says she going to end our mother-daughter relationship!

Her temper is the same as my grandfather's!

Let go. What does it have to do with me? I'd rather die than live with you.

I will return these words to you.

I—I was wrong. I was wrong!

I'm begging you to live with me. I'm begging you, please!

Do you really want me to stay?

[Partner A: Tian Jing Zhi, Partner B: Xue Ling Qiao]

[Master, I'll do whatever you say]

So old-fashioned.

First: Partner A will never hit or yell at Partner B.

Second: Partner A will help Partner B find his enemy,

and will definitely not run from her responsibilities.

Third: While Partner B lives with Partner A, Partner B must keep pretending to be in a relationship with Partner A,

but he mustn't have any perverted desires.

Is it okay? Can you sign it?

You are really petty! You've already lived for hundreds of years,

by now you should be able to fit hundreds of spaceships in you!

I don't need a contract. As long as you can keep your word, I'm satisfied.

I'm going to sleep.

You should try to do something about the click rates!

A penthouse in a condo downtown?

Your fiancé sure is loaded!

You evil rich people...

Of course. When you combine the assets of the Zhang Family and the Hong Corporation,

our stock prices are like freshly-watered sprouts.

Growing higher like "biu, biu, biu."

Please.

Then, why don't you let me buy it?

No matter how strong a stock is, as soon as you buy, prices will inevitably drop.

If you lack in money, sister will help you, but please don't buy our stock.

Okay.

Take care of your celebrity image.

Why? What's wrong with my image?

You, you—!

Please.

I'm really sorry. It was my health that disturbed you guys when filming,

yet you ended up visiting me.

No matter what, my boyfriend still has his faults.

Since he teaches little kids Taekwondo,

he asked me to apologize in his place. He's really sorry.

You're boyfriend's a Taekwando instructor?

My body is still quite weak.

The doctor wants me to exercise more, but I really hate going to the gym.

Taekwondo... doesn't sound too bad.

His main job at the Taekwando studio is teaching little kids,

but there are adult classes, too, taught by the owner.

I'm quite close with the owner. I can recommend you to him.

Then, I will rely on you.

I'm a guest too, but the host still orders me around.

This is a patient's perk.

If you have time to think about all your patient perks, why don't you try to make your health better?

Alright, my dear fiancée.

I'm going to go change my clothes.

Your fiance wants to take me out to eat?

You're overthinking it. At ten o'clock, we still have to show a public display of affection.

Therefore to prevent children from starving

and from enduring the cold, this is the most basic understanding for the welfare Institute.

The welfare institute that Hong Cooperation constructed,

I hope that it will have an even higher standard.

Apart from being able to satisfy children's need for warmth and food,

it should be able to satisfy the children's mental and physical health needs as well,

to allow every child to really feel the warmth of a family.

My speech ends here. Thank you, everyone.

Today, you and your fiancée, Miss Zhang Xuan Xuan, both appeared at this public event.

Does this mean that the wedding is nearing?

If we have good news, then we will tell everyone. Thank you.

Before, Mr. Hong was stressing the importance of mental health. Did this relate to your own experiences?

Of course. When I was a child, I didn't receive much care.

That's why, low self-esteem is a problem that I still face today.

Therefore, I advise everyone today to spread more love in your families,

so that every child can to grow up in a loving family.

Have you already thought about your own future children's education?

Also, do you prefer a boy or a girl?

From the start, you've been asking questions from marriage to having children.

You must be Xuan Xuan's fan. How come you are even more worried than me?

An only child?

You must not have seen the private interview I did a few years ago, or the report

they did on me about ten years ago.

At that time, I think I was still in school.

Due to our relationship, I feel an obligation to tell you about my morals.

Okay. I'm all ears.

I was born in America. When my mother gave birth to me,

she passed away during labor.

The nanny brought me up. My father never visited me once.

When I saw him for the first time, he had already passed away. That's how I came to inherit the company.

Was the title of your article: "Poor Boy Turns into Rich Man in Seconds"?

No one would know your childhood grievances.

That didn't take a just few seconds. It was a complicated process.

Since I was an only child,

I had to do a paternity test with a corpse.

- I'm sorry. I didn't mean—- It's okay.

I put this behind me a long time ago.

Teacher Ye, this is the report from yesterday.

Hey, this doesn't seem to be mine.

I'm sorry. I think I restored some edits that were originally deleted.

That's okay. This should be the professor's then.

That's strange.

Why doesn't this have a serial number?

Professor.

This analytical report should be yours, right?

That's right. This blood analysis report

- was conducted by me. - Where did you get this sample?

Why does this human blood have such perfect ligase enzymes?

This only detected a trace amount of the ligase enzyme.

This blood sample was given by one of our suppliers.

He wanted me to keep this quiet. As for everything else, I know about as much as you do.

It seems like this mysterious supplier isn't a normal human being.

Professor, the person who first gave us hair samples of the dormant corpse

should be this supplier, right? Do you think that this blood sample

has something to with the dormant corpse?

We will have to get the dormant corpse back before anything can be confirmed.

Any more news from the police?

Not yet. The crime scene was cleaned up too well. Now, I'm even suspecting

that perhaps the dormant corpse ran away by himself.

[Click Rate: (increasing fast)]

Hello?

Brother Da Qiao!

I have time! I have time!

What exactly did you say to my parents?

You've already asked countless times. I really didn't say anything.

They just wanted me to call them "Mom" and "Dad." That's all.

If you want me to leave sooner,

then help me find the enemy quickly.

Didn't you already steal the document?

Wasn't there an address inside? You know how to use a GPS, right?

Those people already moved out.

What?

The police have everyone's information in their data bases. If you have a name,

then finding a person shouldn't be too hard. But you need to prove

that you're actually trying to find a relative.

What? You want Xiao Yan and I to get back together so we can show some PDA in front of him?

Are you okay, Bro? Don't you think that this is asking too much?

Either way, it can't be any worse than now. After your car accident, no one cared about your rejected proposal anymore.

If my identity is revealed, at most, you'll become an innocent girl who was tricked by a monster.

The more you love me now, the more people will pity you in the future.

But you know how I poured water on myself a few days ago in front of his friends.

It was so embarrassing!

If you keeping bow your head in front of them, then you're never going to be able to lift it again. Think about it clearly.

You're right. It can't get any worse.

How can I do this?

First: Complete my personal information.

A Chinese-American should have a real immigration record.

Also,

a rubber ball that's fallen into a well has a chance of recovery

right when it bounces off the ground.

Using the falling force and bouncing right back up.

Therefore, Tian Jing Zhi, you've already hit rock bottom.

Don't keep pretending to be the pitiful rejected girl,

and stop awkwardly avoiding him every time you see him. Show off your happiness to your heart's content.

Be so loud that they can't look away. Let them all know just how well you're living now.

Apart from bouncing up with all your might, you don't have any other choice.

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Dong Dong, observe the police station's network system.

Find a way to hack into their system.

Tian Jing Zhi, like a determined, regal queen

stand in front of your ex. Revenge is sweet, isn't it?

- That's enough, that's enough. - Cool!

Cool!

Ms. Tian, don't drink too much.

Be careful of paparazzi taking bad pictures of you.

That's okay. Today I'm going to perform for you all,

the picking of my nose!

Today was too awesome!

I never could have thought

that the feeling of bouncing off the ground can feel so good.

Don't get it on me, okay?

Then, I'm going to wash my hands.

- Careful. - Go...

Be careful!

Can you hack into the police system?

They're using an intranet system with everyone

using their own password protected accounts.

Different levels of positions have different accesses.

But if you're only looking for an address, you don't need to be in a high position.

As long as I can get an ID card, then I can hack into the system

and after fetching the file, I can erase the history.

- Look! - Isn't that Tian Jing Zhi?

That's right!

♫ Maybe there was a spark between us once ♫

♫ Or maybe in an instant the flower bloomed then wilted ♫

♫ Then who fell for who first? ♫

♫ Turned happiness into hostility ♫

♫ Turned passion into worry ♫

♫ Maybe there was an illusion between us ♫

["Tian Jing Zhi Sings At Bar, Boldly Expresses Love"]

Sister Xuan Xuan, you...

Why are you showing me this?

Why do you think?

The entertainment newspaper writes: "Tian Jing Zhi Sings at Bar,

Boldly Expresses Love." Is she this kind of person?

Every woman on Earth may have their IQ's drop to 0 when dating,

only she is a freak whose IQ will keep on growing.

Don't you think that after she curiously found herself a new boyfriend,

her brain has completely rewired?

Hello, everyone! These snacks are all from my boyfriend!

Don't hold back, everyone. Eat up!

Thanks!

Come, come, come! Everyone have some!

This one's mine!

This one looks good!

So yummy!

Mr. Dong Dong.

Why are you looking at me like that?

You think sister's skin is prettier now, too, right?

It really can't be helped. Haven't you heard

that half of the women who fall in love will drown in love,

while the other half will be as if they're bathing in milk!

Alright.

Stop feeling guilty. I've forgiven you already.

My Da Qiao already said

that everything in the past

has happened so that I can become a better self.

So, I also have you to thank.

Also, this man is living with Xiao Zhi right now.

- How is that possible?- That's right. How is it possible?

So, you have to investigate what's going on with her.

From my predictions,

it's likely that he's an evil, lying con man.

Alright. Leave it to me.

Miss Zhang, I really like you. I'm a big fan. May you give me an autograph?

Do you only want an autograph, not a photo?

- Then, can I take a picture with you?- Of course!

I want one, too!

I want one, too!

Sister Xuan Xuan!

I'm next, I'm next!

It's my turn now!

If I remember correctly, after breaking up three years ago,

this is the first time you've asked me out.

Why? Don't you like coffee?

I saw in the newspaper that you've found a pretty good boyfriend.

So I was wondering if you wanted to brag,

or if you want to get back together and use the other guy as a backup?

I invited you to tea this time just to express condolences.

Last time your research center lost the dormant corpse due to the car accident.

I've thought about it a lot,

and I still can't remember anything.

I heard that renting the dormant corpse was expensive.

In the end, you still lost it. I think you guys owe a fortune now, right?

Why? Are you trying to dig a well?

Do you want to pursue a research career now?

You should know,

I've never had much interest in scientific research.

That's right. That unlucky physique is quite unscientific.

Professor Li is the one in charge of your research, right?

He must be really bummed out because of the loss of the corpse.

Did he show any silent tears, or a decrease in appetite?

Or did he call the research center's boss and feign pity?

How is that possible? You're thinking too much.

But... we really do hope to find the corpse soon.

You will definitely find it.

Tian Jing Zhi, just what do you want from me?

Have you met with the professor lately?

Last time, I bumped into Professor Li when I was filming near the center,

but he looked really weak and stressed.

Professor Li was also worried about any side effects from the crash,

so he wanted to do a blood test on me.

What did you say?

I said... Professor Li wanted to do a blood test on me.

- What's wrong?- Nothing.

You're type B, right?

Teacher Ye, I bought you a coffee.

Thanks. Your Xiao Bing hasn't been ditching class anymore, right?

Who knows? I can't be watching him everyday.

Did he really not switch up the props?

Of course not! That I'm sure about!

The police are so irresponsible! That day there were so many people at the shoot.

There were plenty of volunteers and extras, too.

Why did they have to suspect my Xiao Bing?

You went to see the shoot that day, too?

How could I? She's the kind of girl that I hate the most!

It looks like you two have different tastes in girls.

Romantic young boys seem to be into her.

But Xiao Bing told me he saw Professor Li there, too.

Do you think Professor Li is also into Tian Jing Zhi's type?

I heard Professor Li's been divorced for a long time.

Teacher Ye, I'm just joking around.

Oh.

Who? Who's there? Who? Who?

What are you doing? I was scared to death!

Get in the car.

So suspicious! I almost had a heart attack.

You sure learned fast. You even know how to connect to the internet.

But you're still not at the level of yours truly.

Can't be helped. I wasn't gifted.

Didn't you go to the Taekwondo studio today?

I wanted to pick you up after my recording.

The children have a school physical tomorrow, so they weren't allowed to do intensive exercise.

That's why, the class was canceled.

So then you creeped into my car to scare me?

I rushed here just to pick you up. You're not going to say thank you?

Even if you were picking me up, couldn't you have called first?

[Monster Xue]

What are you doing?

Didn't you want me to call?

Oh, right. Did you have a nice date with ex-boyfriend #6?

You must really have been sent from the moon to punish me.

Bastard Ye's brain must have been blasted with a bomb in the previous century.

He can't take a hint at all! No matter how much I talked about Professor Li,

he didn't acknowledge it at all.

It looks like today was unfruitful.

Isn't this normal? It's not like I'm a farmer.

Planting a seed in the spring, harvesting in the fall?

I wasn't trying to blame you.

I actually think that you did well. You're very hardworking.

- I think meeting you—- Hold it.

You definitely shouldn't play the nice guy card with me.

Because deep down, I don't care.

Let me see.

Does it hurt?

I don't need the special cure.

I think the blood I left on the tip of your tongue

from when you cut your hand should still work.

Oh my god!

I still have your blood in my body?!

So... don't let anyone get a hold of your blood.

Otherwise, things will get difficult if a bad guy wants to use you.

It shouldn't be that easy to get my blood.

You have to get a blood test for a check up.

With you here, I basically don't need check ups anymore.

When you get hurt, you're going to bleed, too.

Look, I just got it now.

What kind of expression is that?

Last time, Professor Li wanted to give you a check up, didn't he?

But, I refused.

The next day, you got hurt.

You mean to say... Professor Li...

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Why are you still here so late? The lights weren't even on.

Because, I know

that professor comes here every night to double check everything.

You can't drink in the lab. You should go back.

Professor,

the prop that cut Tian Jing Zhi's palm

was switched out by you, right?

That anonymous blood sample, is it not Tian Jing Zhi's?

Can you pour me a glass of wine?

What you said is all true.

Why? Why are you doing this?

Our research center has been established for ten years.

Although we've made new discoveries,

nothing was outstanding.

I've worked so hard for this.

I've even lost my family because of it.

I can't keep failing. I have to grasp every opportunity.

Opportunity?

Why would Tian Jing Zhi be an opportunity? What do you know?

That car accident was very severe.

She managed not to get any major injuries.

Don't you think that's strange?

The two cars were destroyed. I've seen her medical records.

Every part of her body... even cartilage bruising wasn't present.

Is this logical?

Both the police and doctors think that she got lucky,

but I don't think so.

In this world,

there are many people who have extraordinary bodies.

Some people carry electricity after being struck by lightning.

Some people can float in water right after birth.

That's why, I believe that there must be something odd with Tian Jing Zhi's body.

The blood test confirmed my theory.

It's a shame that the perfect ligase enzymes were in such trace amounts.

Even if we were to suck out all Tian Jing Zhi's blood,

we wouldn't be able to conduct an effective study.

You know that your actions are illegal, don't you?

I know.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm not fit to be your teacher.

This is the only time I'll pretend that I didn't know anything.

I hope that you will never harm anyone else in the future.

So you mean to say that Professor Li has already discovered

that my injuries don't match the scene of the accident, so he wants to figure out what's so different about my blood?

He probably already knows that the dormant body has been revived.

Oh no! What should we do? Monster Xue, let's go hide!

As long as you don't go around talking about this, no one will know that I was that dormant body.

[Top Secret]

Good thing my bloodstained dress mysteriously disappeared.

Otherwise, with so many bloodstains on that dress and no injuries on me,

they'd be sure to capture me and study me like an alien.

It didn't just mysteriously disappear. I was the one who took it.

No wonder, the older the ginger is, the spicier it is.

This hundred year old person could never hope to compete with a thousand year old monster, hmm?

Still, you should keep your distance from Professor Li.

Even though he isn't my enemy, I believe that my enemy knows him.

I've already investigated. That research center hasn't been established for many years.

And yet, they have money to spend on all sorts of things. There must be a very powerful sponsor behind them.

We haven't even figured out how to solve the video viewership issue,

and now there's someone orchestrating behind the scenes?

This is such bad luck with perilous dangers.

Monster Xue, this video viewer count is rising way too quickly!

Remember, if in the future, you ever encounter any strange event or person, you must let me know.

Why does it seem like everything is about you?

Tian Jing Zhi!

Fine!

Then, I'll have no more privacy.

You need privacy, do you?

[So handsome]

Research Center. Steakhouse.

Shilin Park.

Auction shop.

Shengli Neighborhood.

Magazine company.

Radio Station.

Sushi Restaurant.

Auction shop?

It really does have something to do with that private museum.

Brother Da Qiao, yesterday, there were two times when searching your name that

I was able to get access to the historical accounts.

Their IP addresses showed that one of them is Jing Ming Condo. Some rich person.

The other is a garden cottage on the mountains. Another rich person.

The first condo was Xiao Yan. The second cottage was Xuan Xuan.

I already said that these two wouldn't fall so easily for the lie.

Especially Zhang Xuan Xuan, that devil!

She's really too sensitive; I can't even relax for half a minute.

This guy is moving faster than Cao Cao (historical Chinese general).

Hello, my most dearest best friend?

What's up? Go out to eat? Sure!

With your fiancé? Absolutely!

Aiya! I definitely have time this afternoon.

Hehe!

I'm going to go get changed.

I don't really want to eat meat. I'll get a salad.

And then a hot drink.

You're not properly buttoned up.

Don't you think you're overdoing the acting?

You don't understand the world of kind people. This is a hero caring for another hero.

This is our first official outing as a couple.

It's the first time, as well as the last.

- Don't think about that. Your hair is a bit messy.- Where?

This way, please.

Thank you. Allow me.

Xuan Xuan, Mr. Hong, let me introduce you.

This is my boyfriend, Xue Ling Qiao.

Hello.

I am Hong Shi Guang, Xuan Xuan's fiancé.

Mr. Hong, your palm is all sweaty, and your heart is also beating fast.

Normally, you should have a stomachache, a loss of appetite, and weakness.

After shock, convulsions and weakness can also be experienced.

Your condition shows that you lack exercise.

I met a young child with similar characteristics a couple days ago.

Thanks to Ms. Tian, I just signed up for an adult Taekwondo class.

So in the future, we will see each other often.

That's great. If you need anything, you can find me anytime.

Excuse me.

♫ The broken faucet in the bathroom ♫

♫ has dripped and rusted ♫

♫ The bedside looks like your figure ♫

♫ Often, it’s reminded me for a long time♫

♫ You didn’t speak ♫

♫ You didn’t say you’d go with me ♫

♫ As if later, it will be the end in the blink of an eye ♫

♫ You didn’t speak ♫

♫ You didn’t appear at the intersection ♫

♫ Let it be me this time, and I won’t casually hold and let go of your hand ♫

♫ After that day under the dim street light ♫

♫ it was said there won’t be such eternity in time ever again ♫

♫ I’m still waiting to ask in the next life ♫

♫ will you be able to let me go? Come back ♫

♫ I’m waiting for you to speak ♫

♫ I’m waiting for you to say you’ll go with me ♫

♫ As if later, it will be the end in the blink of an eye ♫

♫ I’m waiting for you to speak ♫

♫ I’m waiting for you to appear at the intersection ♫

♫ From now on, I won’t casually speak of letting go of your hand ♫

♫ From now on, I won’t casually speak of letting go of your hand ♫