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♫ That happiness poems write of ♫

♫ speak of the corners of the heavens and seas I want to visit ♫

♫ It’s all true, it’s the answer to your question ♫

♫ Look at the sprouting cherry blossoms outside the window ♫

♫ I’m never letting go of this hand I’m holding ♫

♫ Never fearing again because the person I love is you ♫

♫ I understand that you and I used to be too different ♫

♫ That’s what’s good about you ♫

♫ Even when you occasionally get a bit angry ♫

♫ you’re still so cute that I cannot resent you ♫

♫ But I’m just like this and carefree ♫

♫ letting you occupy more territory step by step ♫

♫ In all the fairy tales with beautiful endings ♫

♫ the place where you are is the corner of the heavens and seas ♫

♫ Never fearing again because the person I love is you ♫

My Amazing Boyfriend

- Episode 5 -

Monster Xue, you must not fall asleep!

It will warm up in a little bit!

Yes, yes! Just like that!

You're going to gain strength as soon as you warm up!

Keep it up!

Monster Xue, I am telling you this.

Don't ever just believe those so-called internet friends.

You don't even know if it's a human or a dog sitting in front of the computer.

Also, with your type of body,

you should always carry around a hot pack.

Do you even know what a hot pack is?

It's something that immediately heats up as soon as you stick it on yourself.

But... thinking about how you'd look with hot packs all over you...

A monster is indeed a monster. You recovered so fast!

Hey, monster! You...!

What did you say? He ran away?

Sorry, boss. We can still find another opportunity.

Do you think he would be fooled again!?

We've already startled the snake in the grass.

For now, don't take any more unnecessary actions.

Alright, I understand.

Why did I even bother to go rescue a monster?

Running around and setting a fire, then catching a cold...

Something must be wrong with me.

There's no need to say "thank you."

I already regret saving you.

Let's talk.

What do you want to talk about?

I don't want to know anything about you.

Getting tricked just now was your own problem. I just hope you leave as soon as possible.

Don't cause any more trouble for me.

You said you'd protect me?

Who's doing the protecting now?

Is this something that you men like to do? You carelessly make a promise,

and forget it in a blink of an eye? It's not like you'll go to jail for it.

Right now, I'm injured,

I have a cold, and I'm not able to work anymore.

You—!

How dare you!

You may leave now.

- Are you alright? You only know how to cause trouble! - I'm alright.

The two of us seem like two magnetic poles.

No matter what happens, we always run into each other.

This sentence is usually used at the beginning of a confession.

Officer Li, how about some cooperation?

Give me a sign that you look forward to this.

There's not enough evidence. That person can go.

However, the dagger only has fingerprints of the prop director and the male lead on it,

but Jin Xiao Bing is still under suspicion.

Either way, I really thank you.

Wait.

Have you ever thought that if the culprit wasn't Xiao Bing,

then who would do this? Would it really just be someone taking revenge,

or would it just be an accident?

I think... that this is more like a warning.

I will look into it.

However, police work is based on evidence, not on guesses.

What happened?

I will protect you.

I'm asking, what happened here?

People's wounds take time to heal.

If it suddenly heals, it easily arouses suspicion.

Besides, you already know that from yesterday's circumstances, in such a weakened condition,

- there's no way that I could have given you any blood.- Stop.

Let's list out all of your special abilities.

First: You are the fastest moving organism on the planet.

Pointless. Second: You are the only being on the Earth

aside from birds, bats, mosquitoes, flies, and airplanes that can fly.

Wait. Actually, does that even count as flying?

It's not really flying. Through the lungs,

I filter out the hydrogen in the air,

then fill up all the cells in my body and jump to great heights.

And it's not that I can't jump high, it's because you are too heavy.

I get it. You are just like those hydrogen balloons they sell on the streets.

Also, this young lady's fitness is very tightly controlled.

No excess weight whatsoever.

Alright, pointless!

Third: Your blood is a miracle drug that is able to heal any wound and cure any illness.

So after the car accident, not only did I not die,

I even recovered completely.

You did such a good thing, why did you not tell me?

Whenever I tried to tell you,

you always ran away faster than a rabbit with your ears sealed.

Then you should have grabbed my hand and loudly told me yourself!

You make it like those idol dramas where the man keeps on saying,

"Listen to me, listen to me," and the woman says, "I don't want to hear it, I don't want to hear it."

Then they're like a repeating machine, cycling the same dialogue.

"Listen to me." "I don't want to hear it.""Listen to me." "I don't want to hear it."

In that time, every misunderstanding could have been resolved.

What's an idol drama? Sounds pretty interesting.

For example, you and I,

based upon our outer appearance, look just like an idol drama.

But from looking at the actual events,

this is actually more of a horror film.

Feng Dong Dong?

Nope. There are three people at the door, and three more are waiting in the car.

Monster Xue, hurry and hide!

Why should I hide?

Stop the useless talk or else I will take away your residency rights immediately!

Didn't you say that you were getting along well with the staff members?

Who did you even offend?

She wouldn't offend anyone! She's normally so good at pretending to be an angel.

The whole film crew loves her.

Only the actresses in the same group would hate her.

But yesterday they already eliminated all the actors who would've had a motive or the time.

- So this is the typical case where you still wouldn't know who you offended even if you died. - Yes.

What are you agreeing for?

Why do you insist on making your own life so difficult?

Can't you be more normal?

Miss Tian, time to change your bandages.

N-no need, I think that yesterday's doctor did a very good job.

I think I need to listen to the doctor and have him change it tomorrow.

Are you certain that those bandaging skills are very good?

This... This is content over form. If I say there's no need to change it, then there's no need.

Thanks for taking the trouble to do this.

But... this will infect it.

Just ignore her. She's a coward. She's afraid of pain.

Change it even if you have to press her down.

If I say don't change it, then don't change it!

Jing Zhi, don't be so stubborn!

It will be worse if you're left with a scar on your palm!

Zhang Xuan Xuan, I'm telling you to let go now. If not—

Cut it quickly! Hold her down!

- I'm cutting relations with you! - Cut it quickly!

Let me go!

Sorry.

The iodine is gone.

Please.

Remember to change your bandage tomorrow.

I will go tomorrow morning.

My best friend, have a good time with the filming.

- Let's talk. - About what?

About taking away my first kiss.

Taking away your first kiss?

Stop pretending to lose your memories. At the time of the car accident,

you were the pervert who forced his kiss on me, right?

Do you know how important a first kiss is to a woman? The most anticipated moment in my life

was just so unexpectedly ruined by you.

I'd like to ask if there is any person in this world who repays people this way?

I'll give you an analogy. When you drink yogurt,

do you ask for the yogurt's opinion?

- Of course! - Of course, you wouldn't ask.

This is because yogurt is just food to you.

No one would deliberately assault food.

What I did then was only to cure you. You can view me as a monster if you want.

Your first kiss still exists by default.

You could have totally saved me by cutting your finger. Admit it.

You are a sexually obsessed jerk on the outside and the inside!

Wha—What are you doing?

I can only use the tip of the tongue to control the healing speed.

That's just so great. This type of vulgar skill really is good news for a pervert.

I'd like to ask who in the world would use such words to praise their own savior?

Me!

You took advantage of me and you're drinking my yogurt!

And you still want me to feel grateful?

I must drive him out. What genetic mutated monster?

He's just a sex maniac!

But I can't just kick him out immediately!

He is so good at acting shamelessly and I can't beat him.

Oh, right! I can ask the audience for help.

Xuan Xuan?

This is our house's garden.

- It's very beautiful. - And the whole area is filled with roses.

- How is it? - It looks very nice.

Then I'll pick one for you.

Oh no, oh no. I feel so dizzy.

Hurt, hurt... Needs healing.

Zhang Xuan Xuan is actually crazy about guys.

She will look after Monster Xue like a pet.

Professor, may I start now?

This monster's healing capability is very powerful. Only the tip of the tongue is slow at healing.

Let's cut off his tongue first.

Come, relax. Open your mouth.

No, no. Vivisection is too cruel.

Xiao Yan.

Xue Ling Qiao, you have already been surrounded!

Raise your hands while I count to three, otherwise we will pull the trigger!

One! Two! Three!

Too slow.

No, no, no. Nothing can happen to Xiao Yan.

I give up. I'll go visit the master tomorrow instead.

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Hello?

Alright, I understand. Please continue to search for it.

Don't worry. A corpse can't just go missing without a reason.

This time it was me who was too careless and almost repeated another disaster, but it's okay.

He wants to capture me, but I happen to have thought of a clever plan.

Attack on one's own accord. Pull a snake from its hole (to expose a wrongdoer).

[Dear, your treasure has shipped. Please check. Looking forward to your buyer's show. From: Let-the-body-go-wild-and-hot]

This time Miss Tian saved me again;

however, she is still trying to find a way to kick me out.

Rest assured, before long,

she will beg me to stay herself.

Hey, Mr. Zhang, will you be attending TV programs more frequently in the future?

I've always lead a life based on destiny.

If it's luck, it's not trouble. If it's trouble, I can't escape.

- A person's destiny— - Master!

A moment, please.

Sir, we'll interview you another time. We'll leave for now.

Miss Tian, why didn't you call in advance?

I was scared that you wouldn't pick up!

Miss Tian, you're funny.

Master, you have to help me this time.

I've been pestered by a strange thing and I can't get rid of it.

Dirty things?

Not dirty. He looks quite handsome.

Although, he's a bit thick-skinned.

Might not be a normal person.

Then it must be an evil spirit that's difficult to get rid of.

You could say that it's that.

Master, do you have any charmed papers,

talismans, suppression methods, or anything like that?

I don't need to kill him, just chasing him away is enough.

You're saying this is "Journey to the West" (a novel by Cheng'en of the Ming Dynasty).

You—

Miss Tian, look, I'm already quite old

and my health isn't so good anymore.

I'm afraid that this old man couldn't handle being entangled with Miss Tian's evil spirit.

Master, stop trying to keep it away from me.

Your lovely disciple Zhang Xuan Xuan said that you're seen as god. The best.

"Whoever started the trouble should end it."

What does that mean?

Was this situation caused by you?

- It was.- You see?

So this says that you're that bell. If not, then you're the one who tied the bell.

Think about it. He was able to get involved with you, which shows that he has an unfulfilled wish. As long as you help him fulfill his wish, he'll leave on his own accord.

Why did you come to me for?

So why is it me?

Fate.

Do you agree that we are quite fated?

You see, I revived you with my blood,

and you used the *nnn* way to save me.

If you don't mind, let's call us even.

Right now, you are living at my house. I think that we have some things to discuss.

- Discuss what?- Your true motive.

I already said this. I'm looking for someone.

What person? Tell me their first name, last name, and their birth date.

I can help you put up a search notice.

I also said this: I don't remember.

It's so vague; there's no sliver of hope whatsoever!

I have a feeling that I can't get away from this,

so tell me what you can remember.

Let me help you find this person.

You don't have to worry about me being in danger.

If anything,

I'll let you take advantage of me again. I'll treat it as service to the community.

If you can help then that would be great.

What I'm looking for is...

the person who drained my blood and made me lay in a coffin for a hundred years.

Someone who drained your blood? I thought that your blood can't flow out?

You already saw that night.

If I stay in a low temperature too long, my energy will slowly become weak.

Oh, I see.

Then do you want some ice cream?

It seems that your enemy is quite skilled.

How do you know that he's alive?

He's willing to take a huge risk just to get my blood.

Isn't it so that he can become the same as me and live forever?

Yeah. Good point.

Unfortunately, I don't remember him at all.

Before I was thrown into the lake, I lost about ten years of my memory.

That day you said you went to visit somebody but then you found out that he wasn't your old friend.

I thought the person who rented me out of the museum to study

was my enemy. But it was a mistake, it's not him.

Are you talking about... Professor Li from the research center?

Do you know him?

Of course.

He's Ye Chen's research teacher.

When I was together with Ye Chen, we always went over to his house and ate.

He's not that bad. That day when I went to the school to film, I bumped into him.

He worried about my car accident from last time.

He recommended that I get my blood work done for a check up.

My first thought was that my body's blood

might changed into something weird because of you,

so I rejected him. Aren't I so smart?

Any other clues?

I went to the place where I used to live.

It became a place for people to visit the former residence.

And judging from the items on display,

I may have been one of the first photography enthusiasts.

If there are any pictures left, it would be the best clue.

Before you find any pictures,

this clue is useless.

True.

So you can only wait for a miracle?

That mysterious person already knows that I am alive.

He's definitely after revenge, so I think he'll do whatever it takes

to try to kill me again.

I think, the matter of taking me in for research, must have something to do with him.

Also, your ex-boyfriend is investigating this matter.

I hope to obtain the messages that they found out about.

Are you asking me to be a spy?

We used to call you "scouts."

Nobody asked you this.

Why do you think that I'll help you?

You just said that you'd help me.

You don't want me to keep living here, right?

So, is this the reason you're living with me?

That's right.

I thought—

Never mind.

What?

Did you think that your beauty attracted me?

Am I not beautiful?

Not bad. Good enough.

Too bad that human and monster are different. You can forget about that idea.

So, will you help me?

Do I have any other options?

[Incoming call from Xiao Yan]

[Impression - Haixi International]

Over here.

Hi, what would you like to drink?

- Ah, no need—- Cappuccino without cinnamon powder.

What's so important that you can't tell me over the phone but insist on calling me outside?

Don't you know that a celebrity appearing in public can easily cause a commotion?

Is your hand okay?

Besides this, everything is better than ever.

I've become more popular and received a few good scripts and

I even met a pokemon-like man.

My future is bright.

That's good.

I wish Xie Ling Li and you happiness, Brother Xiao Yan.

Xiao Zhi, I don't care if you believe it or not, no matter what our relationship is

I don't want to see you get hurt.

Don't think so highly of yourself.

I am a bastion of iron, impervious to sword and spear.

When have you seen me so desperate after a breakup?

Tell me why you called me out here today.

Oh, that's right.

This is a picture taken from the scene of the accident.

The amount of blood on the dress clearly doesn't match your wounds.

It's very likely that the perpetrator was also injured and bled.

Do you remember if there was another person at the scene?

Nope.

That's weird.

Why does the dress have so much blood?

It doesn't make sense.

It might be... the two drivers' blood,

or some animal's blood.

The spot is wrong, so it can't be the drivers.

There were no animal corpses with so much blood loss left at the scene.

- Such a pity.- What?

It's a pity that we can't find the dress.

That's really too bad.

Did you take the dress away from the hospital?

What would I want that tear and blood stained dress for?

- If you remember anything—- I don't remember anything.

Did you lend the car to someone?

I don't lend out my car or boyfriend to anyone, that's my first principle.

My hand got hurt so I took a cab here.

You don't need to arrange the auction archives every month.

You only need to do it once per quarter.

Alright, stop complaining.

Let's first go to the office to bring last month's information here.

Really? Then I'll let you spend the money.

Let's go.

- What do you want to eat tonight? - What do you want to buy for me?

Turns out that there's actually lots of materials from last month.

Yeah, it took me forever to organize.

Right, enough complaining.

Alright.

What's wrong? Nothing.

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[Entrusting the Auction Agreement]

Who are you looking for?

This room was originally bought at a price significantly lower than that of the market price.

The neighbors said that after the previous owner had sold the artifacts left in the house, he moved away.

Do you know where they moved to?

May I ask why you're looking for them?

That family might be my old friends.

Old friends?

Oh, I know! You must have come from Taiwan looking for your family.

I don't know where they moved to.

But with your situation, can't the police help you?

Why would the police help me?

The police have information on everyone in their database.

As long as you have their name, it shouldn't be too difficult to find somebody.

But you'll have to prove

that you're really searching for your lost relatives.

This is your favorite lemon soda.

Thank you. No need to treat me so well.

Going to the police station isn't that big of a deal.

Nothing is a big deal to you.

Putting a student with financial difficulties in a research center is no big deal.

Going to the police station to help bail them out is also no big deal.

These things that are no big deal to you,

but to me, they are like saving a life, a kindness as big as the heavens.

If it's too expensive, I can't afford to pay for it.

However, you can still order anything you like from the school cafeteria.

Alright then, I won't hold back.

Teacher Ye, you're such a good man, you must have a girlfriend, right?

Not yet.

But...

there is someone that I'm interested in.

What? Scum Ye harassed you?

Yes, once we get on the subject of your ex-boyfriends,

things will strangely face an unlucky direction.

For example, Scum Ye has fallen in love with you as a result.

I have not yet met any man who hasn't fallen in love with me.

What I worry about is that he wants to use me to learn more about you.

He doesn't care about me. He cares about that revived dormant corpse.

Revived dormant corpse?

Isn't it like in the movies?

What I understand about Scum Ye,

is that if he were to fall in love with you, it would only take a minute.

You really are his ideal choice of wife.

So what?

No way!

- Yeah!- Yeah!

Your credit card, ending in 3687, has consumed ¥62000 on May 21, 15:22.

What happened?

Hello? I think that someone else just used my credit card.

What? The online bank shopping center delivery is at the door?

Sent where?

Number 30 at Silk Flower Yard?

That's your house!

I have an emergency. I'll leave now.

See you on set tomorrow.

You—!

What the heck are you doing!?

I just bought a camera, and a couple of lenses.

It seems that I used to like photography,

so I want to try and regain some memories through photography.

There are three things of mine that other people cannot touch.

First: Myself.

Second: My money.

Third: My boyfriend!

I just learned to shop online. Before I didn't have a credit card,

so I could only go line up at the bank to get money. It's really troublesome.

Today, I saw this card on the table, without a PIN.

So I just borrowed it. Besides, it's not like it's a lot of money.

Do you think it's so easy to earn money?

Only people without money would think that money is not a problem!

Even though you think you can live on just a little bit of broth and water,

it's no problem.

But in this day and age, if you don't have money,

you can't live, got that?

Body full of designer labels,

- you're probably invincible at stealing from the market.- Don't speak nonsense.

But stealing is truly really low!

You'll go to hell when you die and you'll get your hands chopped off!

I didn't steal anything. They all were—

Ah, it wasn't stolen? Then they must have been cheated off someone.

You give them that deep smile of yours and it's so sweet that you'll charm the diabetic patients to death.

If you let those rich madams see you,

even if you ask for the star in the sky, they'll probably go buy it for you.

Tian Jing Zhi, how can you trample on another person's dignity so easily

over a small amount of money?

Trample?

Next week? What's wrong with you? What will you return it with?

You completely do not have to worry about this.

Hey! Do you plan to keep this up?

I'm just saying that, as of now, you still don't know when you will be able to find your enemy.

Even after you've found your enemy, and have taken your revenge,

you still have to continue living.

Today's world is very different from what it was like a hundred years ago. There's cameras everywhere.

If you were captured on tape flying around,

you'd be taken in for research.

Also, trying to get a job without having a proper birth certificate,

will also easily make you suspicious to other people.

I won't be dependent on you.

Hey! That's not what I mean!

Yes, what I just said was bit over the top.

But when a very poor actress suddenly gets a debit notice,

her mood will become very bad!

So, I don't blame you. Don't you blame me either!

Can we call just it even?

As people say, "One day together as husband and wife is like a hundred days of grace.

A hundred years of making the cross on the same boat and a thousand years of—"

Anyway, you know what I mean.

I don't want to see you sent into exile in a forest.

What great ideas do you have then?

Hello? Is it you, Auntie?

Dong Dong, how is my Xiao Zhi doing?

This morning, Miss Tian was at home sleeping in.

In the afternoon, Miss Zhang Xuan Xuan had an afternoon tea date with her.

Miss Tian can return to work tomorrow morning.

- She returns to work tomorrow?- Yup.

Then that means tonight,

she definitely won't eat dinner.

She has a bad stomach.

You should go to the French restaurant in the city center

and buy her a cheesecake.

Yes, yes, yes.

Okay! I'll call her in a minute

to see if there's anything else she and her cousin want to eat besides the cake.

What cousin?

Uh, the one that's really tall,

with really great physique.

He's a cousin who's so handsome that he has no friends.

He's temporarily staying with Miss Tian for a few days.

But, Uncle and Auntie, I'm still driving so I'll hang up if there's nothing else.

Alright then.

All of her cousins are accomplished.

Which cousin would need to temporarily stay at her place?

It must be Ah Qi. Ah Qi likes her best.

He probably knew that she got hurt,

and went to go take care of her.

That's right. It must be Ah Qi.

Hey, put more effort into it.

- My muscles are about to fall asleep.- I forgot.

I almost forgot while we were talking just now.

My surname is Xue. Name is Ling Qiao.

Ling Qiao is a name given to me by my mother.

It means "beautiful and tall."

It was my mother's wish.

Names are the first presents our parents give us.

It's our first meeting, so we must familiarize ourselves with each other's names.

This is the first step to understanding each other, alright?

Okay.

Xiao Zhi, teaching children requires a lot of patience.

This young man that you introduced is pretty good.

All that matters is that Mr. Guang Zhang is satisfied.

Before, when I was here learning taekwondo as a child,

Mr. Guan Zhang took care of me so well.

Introducing someone is just my way of saying thanks.

I'm getting old. My strength doesn't match up to my intentions.

This time, you have really helped me out.

However, is he really not your new boyfriend?

I already said, he owes me money.

Who would even dare be indebted to you?

Wouldn't it take their whole life to repay you?

Well, since he's not your boyfriend, I can relax.

Otherwise, you'll get jealous in two days, and forbid him from coming here.

Wow, so handsome!

What are you looking at?

Don't you ever smile at anyone.

Just one look can easily stun any female

between the ages of three and eighty.

What about in comparison to your police ex-boyfriend?

Don't mention him.

Didn't you go see him yesterday?

I already said, don't bring him up!

Exactly that smile!

Do you like it?

Who doesn't like beautiful people?

You only saved me because I was beautiful, right?

Absolutely not.

But... you really are a kind person.

As long as you know it. Only a kind person like me

would take in a third-rate product like you.

Wait a second. Why are you the one driving?

Don't worry, I have a driver's license.

When I was getting a fake ID, there was a sale.

Buy-two-get-one-free.

I got a passport and birth certificate,

and they gave me a driver's license for free.

Ahhhhhhh!

So when you used to drive cars that ran on coal,

you'd have to refill every ten minutes or so when driving?

What if you drove somewhere and ran out of coal?

What would you do?

It's happened before.

The only thing to do is to stop driving and run to get more coal.

That's so funny! That's got to be super awkward!

You have to stop to add coal?

You already can run blindingly fast, why would you even bother to drive a coal car for?

To successfully hide in a crowd of people,

one must maintain the pace and lifestyle of normal people.

Otherwise, I'd be easily discovered.

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♫ The broken faucet in the bathroom ♫

♫ has dripped and rusted ♫

♫ The bedside looks like your figure ♫

♫ Often, ♫

♫ it’s reminded me for a long time ♫

♫ You didn’t speak ♫

♫ You didn’t say you’d go with me ♫

♫ As if later, it will be the end in the blink of an eye ♫

♫ You didn’t speak ♫

♫ You didn’t appear at the intersection ♫

♫ Let it be me this time, and I won’t casually hold and let go of your hand ♫

♫ After that day under the dim street light ♫

♫ it was said there won’t be such eternity in time ever again ♫

♫ I’m still waiting to ask in the next life ♫

♫ will you be able to let me go? Come back ♫

♫ Be with me for a lifetime ♫

♫ I’m waiting for you to speak ♫

♫ I’m waiting for you to say you’ll go with me ♫

♫ As if later, it will be the end in the blink of an eye ♫

♫ I’m waiting for you to speak ♫

♫ I’m waiting for you to appear at the intersection ♫

♫ From now on, I won’t casually speak of letting go of your hand ♫

♫ From now on, I won’t casually speak of letting go of your hand ♫